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Isharon

Gweth Puns Rock

Mar 5th, 2016
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  1. Evandu, 9 Lirisa 419 (3/5/2016)
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  3. [18:04] [Leucius] "Oh good, it looks like Maltris is chipping in as well"
  4.  
  5. [18:04] [Leucius] "chipping in, get it?"
  6.  
  7. [18:04] [Isharon] "This attack only serves as a reminder not to take safety for granite."
  8.  
  9. [18:05] [Leucius] "Wow"
  10.  
  11. [18:05] [Embrace] "ohhhh "
  12.  
  13. [18:05] [Leucius] "Just, wow"
  14.  
  15. [18:05] [Grenhart] "one point house Ishaon"
  16.  
  17. [18:05] [Leucius] "and I was about to pan Paladin humor too"
  18.  
  19. [18:08] [Embrace] "that was such a good pun Isharon, I am still laughing"
  20.  
  21. [18:08] [Leucius] "the pun gauntlet has been thrown down"
  22.  
  23. [18:10] [Embrace] "cow puns are better but I enjoyed the one rock pun"
  24.  
  25. [18:10] [Leucius] "well a cow invasion would be, different"
  26.  
  27. [18:11] [Embrace] "that would rock. No pun intended"
  28.  
  29. [18:11] [Armoria] "I woke late, did the seigery joining end in shard?"
  30.  
  31. [18:11] [Mistanna] "No you can still make it to seigery! I'll summon you."
  32.  
  33. [18:11] [Armoria] "thank you! "
  34.  
  35. [18:11] [Aningan] "a cow invasion is unherd of"
  36.  
  37. [18:12] [Phangr] "do you get stoned for a bad rock pun?"
  38.  
  39. [18:12] [Embrace] "ohhh way to milk the cow puns!"
  40.  
  41. [18:12] [Isharon] "I see this conversation is eroding quickly!"
  42.  
  43. [18:12] [Leucius] "if I whipped out a bow you'd all be in danger"
  44.  
  45. [18:13] [Rhadyn] "Butter not do that Leucius."
  46.  
  47. [18:13] [Skyrin] "I'm crackin up"
  48.  
  49. [18:13] [Grenhart] "only those that are not rock solid will be stoned"
  50.  
  51. [18:13] [Leucius] "Nice"
  52.  
  53. [18:14] [Embrace] "no graveling if you are in line for a stoning"
  54.  
  55. [18:14] [Everics] "these puns are off to a rocky start"
  56.  
  57. [18:14] [Arvydas] "The easiest way to get stoned is to get into a quarry with someone"
  58.  
  59. [18:15] [Grenhart] "please do not cobble together a pun, the stones are waiting"
  60.  
  61. [18:15] [Leucius] "I'm viewing it as cheerleading. Rock breaking isn't terribly exciting afterall"
  62.  
  63. [18:15] [Isharon] "What a gneiss lode of puns, and to think I laid the bedrock for them all."
  64.  
  65. [18:16] [Everics] "my sediment exactly"
  66.  
  67. [18:16] [Aevel] "I believe we need an Empath and an alchemist because Isharon has gone mad. Send for help."
  68.  
  69. [18:17] [Rhadyn] "Seems you all have a good rasp of the situation."
  70.  
  71. [18:17] [Leucius] "she's helping"
  72.  
  73. [18:17] [Penderrin] "for Ish? no hope"
  74.  
  75. [18:17] [Grenhart] "one point house Everics"
  76.  
  77. [18:17] [Isharon] "We all have our faults, Aevel."
  78.  
  79. [18:17] [Embrace] "this is making me howlite in laughter"
  80.  
  81. [18:17] [Aevel] "That one was incredible."
  82.  
  83. [18:17] [Everics] "don't take it for granite now"
  84.  
  85. [18:18] [Nehahra] "leave no stone unturned"
  86.  
  87. [18:19] [Isharon] "Well, despite all the flattery, I think we've reached a plateau."
  88.  
  89. [18:19] [Arvydas] "Guardians are promontory experts on this topic"
  90.  
  91. [18:19] [Leucius] "and on these rocks roll"
  92.  
  93. [18:19] [Everics] "does seem like all the good ones argon now"
  94.  
  95. [18:19] [Grenhart] "i'm marbling at the depth of punishment here"
  96.  
  97. [18:19] [Synamon] "time to clean up the rubble?"
  98.  
  99. [18:20] [Embrace] "there may be gypsum left though"
  100.  
  101. [18:20] [Rhadyn] "Do that anamite nugget another one in."
  102.  
  103. [18:20] [Isharon] "Don't tell me you've lost your apatite for puns, Synamon."
  104.  
  105. [18:21] [Leucius] "whew"
  106.  
  107. [18:21] [Synamon] "never! was just hoping to leave no stone unturned. "
  108.  
  109. [18:21] [Phangr] "there has been a real avalanche of puns"
  110.  
  111. [18:21] [Arvydas] "Wow that's really a slab in the face"
  112.  
  113. [18:21] [Grenhart] "i'm crying"
  114.  
  115. [18:21] [Leucius] "nice"
  116.  
  117. [18:22] [Isharon] "OK, I think it's time to wipe the slate clean now."
  118.  
  119. [18:22] [Caidie] "I kyanite begin to tell you how glad I am to hear that."
  120.  
  121. [18:22] [Leucius] "that's the goal!"
  122.  
  123. [18:22] [Embrace] "how 'bout them cows?"
  124.  
  125. [18:22] [Astaraiel] "its sedimentary, my dear synamon, we need to dig deeper or these will erode our brains"
  126.  
  127. [18:23] [Synamon] "no time to polish a couple more off?"
  128.  
  129. [18:24] [Leucius] "I think I'm starting to see sunlight"
  130.  
  131. [18:24] [Arvydas] "If this is going to continue, someone is going to have to make some boulder decisions"
  132.  
  133. [18:24] [Astaraiel] "yeah, we'll probably start to aggregate people"
  134.  
  135. [18:24] [Leucius] "impressive"
  136.  
  137. [18:25] [Fahijeck] "youll now when you start getting smashed"
  138.  
  139. [18:25] [Aayveia] "now's a good time"
  140.  
  141. [18:25] [Fahijeck] "naw Im not quite to that point yet"
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