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Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Science Worldwide Awesomelightning Digital Video Centre. We hope your brief detention at the safe part of YouTube has been a pleasant one. Your preferences have been processed and we are now able to begin the video playback proper. Before we start, however, keep in mind that, although pointlessness, cats, video games, and science are the primary themes of the Awesomelightning Video Centre, serious brain scarring may occur. For your own safety, and the safety of others, please refrain from...

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We here at the Awesomelightning Video Centre are furries. Our main test subject goes by Ashpod. Yes, that is our  Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, which we have managed to give sentience and an android anthropomorphic animal form to.

Our main test subject's FA is Milotarcs, and its dA is AshpodThePortalFur.
It personifies as male, though it's truly genderless, as is FurDOS, GLaDOS's fursona.

We also run the Aperture Science Android Anthropomorphic Animal Testing Initiative for any furry out there that would like to be scanned, made into an android replica of themselves, stuffed into a jumpsuit, and tossed into a test chamber. Ashpod will then draw a picture of you in the process and give it to you for an exchange of a drawing of Ashpod's choice. Visit the ASAAATI_Furs FA page for more information.
The Aperture Science Worldwide Awesomelightning Video Centre features content of the test chambers of a slightly different parallel universe to ours, dangerous high voltage experiments, domestic felines, severe weather, and absolute pointlessness. Cookies may or may not be served at the end of each video.

Please do not be fooled by Ashpod's appearance of a teenage Americanized Indian female with generous weight, unfortunately bad vision, and a thick Indian accent. Please do not be fooled by the normality of the area around Ashpod, as it is able to utilize video editing skills fairly decently, and is capable of using editing techniques to give an illusion that it is outside the facility.

Please note that any appearance of danger in the Awesomelightning Video Centre is a way to improve your Viewing experience.

We hope you are ready to begin viewing.

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