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- from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel General #903, #904, #909
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- How come there a barely any crossover fanfictions of this show?
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- I've always wanted a harry potter one starring pentious
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- I've wanted a Spiderman one, but with a Greek God twist.
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- based
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- Wanna hear my idea?
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- yes
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- Here's my idea:
- >Greek Spiderman takes place in Ancient Greece
- >Greek Spiderman is born from Heracles and Arachne.
- >Jehova defeats every Greek God and their offspring.
- >Arachne had the idea to freeze her child in stone usiing a gorgons head.
- >She throws the stoned baby into the ocean.
- >Both Heracles and Arachne are destroyed.
- >Covering the stone baby is a silk wrap spelling the words Abderus.
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- >year is sometime in 1990's
- >stone baby is freed from it's prison in some random beach in New York.
- > baby is then put into foster care
- > as years pass by Abderus discovers his unnatural strength and agility.
- > the foster care he grew up in was basically a religious orphanage and he grew up a christian.
- > Abderus begins to think that he's a demon of some sort.
- > He never really felt like he was normal in the first place.
- >That is until he meets a pastor who tells him of the many things great men with power must do and should do.
- >Abderus gets adopted at the age of 12 and decides that being a hero is some thing that grabs his attention.
- >Abderus makes his costume and becomes Spiderman at 12.
- ...Shopuld I go on?
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- where does this relate to hazbin hotel
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- Some time in his teens, Spiderman encounters many villains bordering on Science and Magic.
- His first experience with demons starts off with the assassination attempt of Osborn carried out by the Helluva Boss crew.
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- During the encounter with the imps, Blitzo realises they're fighting a bona fide hero and try to escape back to hell in order to re group.
- Spiderman, at this age, was too stubborn and ccky enough, that just before the portal closes, he decides to chase after them in hell.
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- Here's all of my green text so far guys.
- I'm here to answer any questions you may or may not have.
- >Greek Spiderman takes place in Ancient Greece
- >Greek Spiderman is born from Heracles and Arachne.
- >Jehova defeats every Greek God and their offspring.
- >Arachne had the idea to freeze her child in stone usiing a gorgons head.
- >She throws the stoned baby into the ocean.
- >Both Heracles and Arachne are destroyed.
- >Covering the stone baby is a silk wrap spelling the words Abderus.
- >year is sometime in 1990's
- >stone baby is freed from it's prison in some random beach in New York.
- > baby is then put into foster care
- > as years pass by Abderus discovers his unnatural strength and agility.
- > the foster care he grew up in was basically a religious orphanage and he grew up a christian.
- > Abderus begins to think that he's a demon of some sort.
- > He never really felt like he was normal in the first place.
- >That is until he meets a pastor who tells him of the many things great men with power must do and should do.
- >Abderus gets adopted at the age of 12 and decides that being a hero is some thing that grabs his attention.
- >Abderus makes his costume and becomes Spiderman at 12.
- >Some time in his teens, Spiderman encounters many villains bordering on Science and Magic.
- >His first experience with demons starts off with the assassination attempt of Osborn carried out by the Helluva Boss crew.
- >During the encounter with the imps, Blitzo realises they're fighting a bona fide hero and try to escape back to hell in order to re group.
- >Spiderman, at this age, was too stubborn and cocky enough, that just before the portal closes, he decides to chase after them in hell.
- >After Spider man enters the portal to hell, he recognizes the book that they used in order to escape and decides to steal it and hightail it out of there.
- > Shenanigans ensue and he winds up in Pentagram City by mistake.
- >"Should I be worried or relieved that Hell is just like New York?"
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- >Spiderman, with the book, is now all alone in hell.
- >His costume is good enough to make people think that he's a sinner just like them.
- >He plays the new comers role to hell and decides to get a job as a pizza delivery guy while he works on trying to decode Stolas' book.
- >He's probably gonna be in hell for a while, so might as well see the sights!
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- So, how'd you like my idea guys?
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- I like it
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- Any questions regarding my version of Spider-Man?
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- I'd really like some replies my dudes. I want to know your thoughts on my Spiderman.
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- sorry, I am in a lancer game with my friends.
- but I think it's good dude
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- After Norman tosses Gwen off the bridge Peter starts coaching them.
- >So if i was going after a superfast, superstrong, supertough mad bomber, i would do it somewhere he felt safe and relaxed. Probably with a bomb at his executive retreat. No witnesses, no civilian causalities. Anyway there are a lot of people in hell that hate Norman? This is the fourteenth time we`ve met.
- >You bet, Spandex-lad. The last five times we were hired by Mendel Stromm.
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- Here is his proto suit he uses for around a year into his gig. The art is by Rosy Higgins.
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- not bad
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- This is his costume he uses when he arrives in hell at the age of 15. Right now I'm brainstorming the hijinks he get's into while he's in hell.
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- Does anyone have any question's regarding the powers that Spiderman has in the Hazbin-Verse?
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- >>42896121
- that cool
- >>42896210
- I can't think of anything do the fact that it's 8 PM and my brain is not working right now.
- sorry
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- Okay, I've got some idea's for Spiderman's adventure's in hell.
- Spiderman's first job
- >Spiderman first encounters a sinner in the shape of the lizard robbing an imp.
- >Even though this is hell, Spiderman does the right thing and stops the crime in progress.
- >Imp is surprised that a sinner saved him and decides to invite Spiderman into his home for lunch.
- >He reassures Spiderman that he's not a cannibal like Alastor.
- >"Uh who's Alastor?"
- >He's the radio demon who likes to eat people. Hey kid, how new to hell are you?
- >"I'm pretty new, just lost and homeless....like any other New Yorker..."
- >How about you help me with the bills and I'll teach you everything about hell and how it works, ok?
- >"Sure! That's great! But, what job accepts a 15 year old in hell? Don't they have labor laws against children?"
- >WOW you are new. Tell you what kid, the last pizza delivery guy I had quit, so how about you fill in for him for a time and see how it works out.
- >"Sure. I mean, I can do delivery. But, is the uniform necessary?"
- >As long as you're in red and black, you'll fit right in kid.
- >"Thank you so much for your help! I'm really in over my head over here. I'll be the best damn pizza delivery guy in hell. Just, one more question. Do you guys deliver to cannibals or no? Because I really don't want to be cursed like Tantalus."
- >Are you talking about Zeus? Kid, Jehova killed all of the Pagan gods a long time ago. The creatures you'll most likely encounter are sinners who look like Greek monsters and other sht. And no, we don't deliver to cannibals.
- >"That's!.... pretty depressing to be honest.."
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- Any critique's or questions so far?
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- Any characters you want Spider-Man to meet? As long as they're side characters like Verosika or Cherry Bomb, I may have an idea.
- I'm brain storming a plan where Spiderman's first boss fight is an overlord. I plan on making it Stolas as a sort of season finale.
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- >>42897750
- got none
- >>42897976
- try Verosika
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- Ok. Verosika encounter Part 1. This takes place a few months after his fight with Stolas.
- >Hey Abby, aren't you excited about the Verosika Mayday party that's happening in central park!? She's hot as fk...Do you think I have a chance with her?
- > "Jes us, Flash. Would a supermodel ever consider banging a mi nor? What do you think?"
- >I think you're a prude. Just because you go to Sunday school doesn't mean that you have to be perfect and virtuous all the damn time. Relax a little bro. It's not like I'm talking about going to a gang bang.
- >"Lu st is a dangerous thing Flash. It's something that's essential for human life but at the same time it can wreck relationships. You shouldn't take it lightly, that's all."
- > I appreciate your Christian wisdom bro. Anyways you coming or not? I heard Felicia Harvey is coming too. I know you have a crush on her.
- >"Felicia is coming?!!? Uhhh.. sure then I guess I'm going with you then. Just.. don't drink the booze there you know?"
- >I'll never be like my father dude... But thanks for looking out for me.
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- >15
- >Delivering pizza in Hell
- Either I'm reading into this too deeply or something reeally bad is about to happen
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- Verosika encounter part 2
- >Abderus arrives at the party in central park
- >He's surprised that no villains were active during the day. Usually, he'd have to fight Vulture or Rhino on weekdays. So he's pretty anxious that something bad will set off his spider-sense.
- >Thousands of people are gathering at central park. Most of them ages 15 through late 20s.
- >"Uh Flash, I know that Verosika was popular but I never knew she was THIS popular!"
- >Well, that's what you should expect from B List celebrities. Any way's you seen Felicia around?
- >"Uh ..Yeah.. I actually got to talk to her for a few seconds..... BEFORE SHE TRIED TO TONGUE MY THROAT DUDE!!"
- >Way to go bro! Knew she actually likes you. Any ways, what's the deal?
- >"She tried to have sx with me on the spot! Something is.... wrong Flash. I knocked her out and hid her somewhere else. It feels like my Spider-sense is buzzing but all I see are just horny people doing horny things. I don't see any danger in that aside from unwanted pregnancies."
- >Probably just nerves.. Did you really had to knock her out?
- >"Yes! It felt like she was drunk when she never even drank in the first place. Something is bothering my Spider-sense and it never fails to warn me of danger big or small..."
- >Well.. if it is really bothering you that much then just change into Spiderman and go invis somewhere. Eventually the danger will show itself and then you can go and do your thing. That sounds good to you?
- >"Yeah.. I'm gonna do that as soon as possible."
- >"Hey, Flash?"
- >Yeah bro?
- >"What are the odds that Verosika is the cause of this?"
- >Now that you mention it... pretty high?
- >"This is gonna suck, isn't it..."
- >Probably.
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- That's the end folks. Hope someone puts this on paste bin.
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- Do you guys think time travel exists in the Hazbin-verse?
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- I think it could be?
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- I'm getting an idea that during the fight in hell, Stolas opens a portal and they both get temporarily sent there.
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- But that's for another time. Right now I'm continuing the adventure in hell where Spider-Man is working as a pizza delivery guy.
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