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Kris is wewed by the giclops' lad

Aug 29th, 2016
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  1. ==STRIFE!==
  2. [00:53] <Roland> you stand in the danger room; a limitless, flat plane
  3. [00:53] <Roland> 30 feet away from you, a platform brings up a huge creature.
  4. [00:54] <Roland> It roars, the boss theme begins https://youtu.be/fLqXkpVGBrc
  5. [00:54] <Roland> And it's time to fight
  6. [00:54] <Roland> Roll initiative
  7. [00:54] <Roland> !roll 1d20-1
  8. [00:54] <GameServ> Roland rolled 1d20: 5 <Total: 5(-1) = 4>
  9. [00:54] <Kris_Ahn> lol
  10. [00:54] <Kris_Ahn> in here?
  11. [00:54] <Kris_Ahn> Roll(1d20)+4: 14,+4 Total:18
  12. [00:55] <Kris_Ahn> i did it outside in the dnd roller thing
  13. [00:55] <Roland> Good
  14. [00:55] <Roland> You go first
  15. [00:55] <Kris_Ahn> kfam
  16. [00:55] <Kris_Ahn> how far away am i
  17. [00:55] <Roland> 30 feet
  18. [00:56] <Kris_Ahn> alright
  19. [00:56] <Kris_Ahn> run 30 feet in the opposite direction of him
  20. [00:56] <Roland> Haha, okay
  21. [00:56] <Kris_Ahn> lol
  22. [00:57] <Roland> Anything else?
  23. [00:57] <Fuqkona> If thats all your going to dk you do know that you can double move, right?
  24. [00:58] <Kris_Ahn> no
  25. [00:58] <Kris_Ahn> im looking at other stuff
  26. [00:58] <Kris_Ahn> alright
  27. [00:58] <Kris_Ahn> i go prone, then use instant mark to place an death mark
  28. [00:58] <Kris_Ahn> on the guy
  29. [00:58] <Roland> Haha, okay
  30. [00:58] <Roland> I appreciate your choice of PFs
  31. [00:58] <Kris_Ahn> lol
  32. [00:59] <Kris_Ahn> then
  33. [00:59] <Kris_Ahn> i use arrow and because i have prone stance
  34. [00:59] <Kris_Ahn> i get to use an extra die
  35. [00:59] <Roland> Heh, alright
  36. [00:59] <Roland> Roll to hit
  37. [01:00] <Kris_Ahn> Roll(1d20)+6: 14,+6 Total:20
  38. [01:00] <Roland> A success. Roll damage
  39. [01:01] <Kris_Ahn> alright
  40. [01:01] <Kris_Ahn> death mark so i add dex
  41. [01:01] <Kris_Ahn> Roll(3d8)+8: 2,3,8,+8 Total:21
  42. [01:02] <Roland> Not bad
  43. [01:02] <Roland> I think you're tapped
  44. [01:02] <Kris_Ahn> ?
  45. [01:02] <Roland> Oh wait
  46. [01:02] <Roland> Anything you wanna do with your minor?
  47. [01:03] <Kris_Ahn> hrm
  48. [01:03] <Kris_Ahn> there really isnt anything
  49. [01:03] <Roland> Technically you should be rolling with disadvantage from 60 feet
  50. [01:03] <Kris_Ahn> i guess i could intimidate?
  51. [01:04] <Roland> Next time, we'll adhere to that
  52. [01:04] <Kris_Ahn> wait why
  53. [01:04] <Roland> And yeah, go ahead
  54. [01:04] <Roland> Your range increment is 45/80
  55. [01:04] <Roland> Wait
  56. [01:04] <Roland> 55/90
  57. [01:04] <Kris_Ahn> oh
  58. [01:04] <Kris_Ahn> alright
  59. [01:04] <Kris_Ahn> i'll keep that in mind next time :3
  60. [01:04] == Fuqkona [[email protected]] has quit [Ping timeout: 195 seconds]
  61. [01:04] <Roland> Anyway yeh roll an intimidate
  62. [01:05] <Kris_Ahn> rip
  63. [01:05] <Kris_Ahn> Roll(1d20)+3: 7,+3 Total:10
  64. [01:05] <Roland> !roll 1d20+4
  65. [01:05] <GameServ> Roland rolled 1d20: 20 <Total: 20(+4) = 24>
  66. [01:05] <Kris_Ahn> "fuck you kys"
  67. [01:05] <Kris_Ahn> lol
  68. [01:06] <Kris_Ahn> ripperoni me
  69. [01:06] <Roland> Which is exactly what the Giclops says!
  70. [01:06] <Roland> "Fuck you kys"
  71. [01:06] <Roland> You cry a little and take one damage
  72. [01:06] <Kris_Ahn> lmao
  73. [01:06] <Roland> The Giclops takes its turn
  74. [01:06] <Roland> Thank god you're prone already or this would suck
  75. [01:06] <Roland> It hunches over, then launches into a sprint at you
  76. [01:06] <Kris_Ahn> shit
  77. [01:07] <Roland> !roll 1d20+8
  78. [01:07] <GameServ> Roland rolled 1d20: 18 <Total: 18(+8) = 26>
  79. [01:07] <Roland> MAKE WAY, COMIN THROUGH
  80. [01:07] <Roland> !roll 2d6+5 damage
  81. [01:07] <GameServ> Syntax: XdY [ {-|+|*|/} Z ]
  82. [01:07] <Roland> !roll 2d6+5
  83. [01:07] <GameServ> Roland rolled 2d6: 6 1 <Total: 7(+5) = 12>
  84. [01:07] <Kris_Ahn> lmao
  85. [01:07] <Roland> You take 12 damage. The Giclops is basically right next to you
  86. [01:07] <Kris_Ahn> like 5 feet
  87. [01:08] <Kris_Ahn> alright
  88. [01:08] <Roland> It's your turn.
  89. [01:08] <Roland> Oh man you are FUCKED
  90. [01:09] <Kris_Ahn> lol why
  91. [01:09] <Roland> You'll see
  92. [01:09] <Kris_Ahn> okey dokey
  93. [01:10] <Kris_Ahn> well, i switch to dagger kind as my minor
  94. [01:10] <Roland> Heh
  95. [01:10] <Roland> Alright
  96. [01:11] <Roland> Next?
  97. [01:11] <Kris_Ahn> heh
  98. [01:11] <Kris_Ahn> and i use slice
  99. [01:11] <Roland> Alright. Roll hit
  100. [01:12] <Kris_Ahn> Roll(1d20)+6: 6,+6 Total:12
  101. [01:12] <Kris_Ahn> fuk me
  102. [01:12] <Roland> Fuck you indeed
  103. [01:12] <Roland> You miss
  104. [01:12] <Roland> Which sucks, because really your odds of hitting shouldn't be all that bad
  105. [01:12] <Kris_Ahn> i should have just like
  106. [01:12] <Kris_Ahn> braced
  107. [01:13] <Kris_Ahn> or dodged
  108. [01:13] <Kris_Ahn> that would have been much better
  109. [01:13] <Kris_Ahn> oh well
  110. [01:13] <Kris_Ahn> next time
  111. [01:13] <Kris_Ahn> i um
  112. [01:13] <Kris_Ahn> do nothing i guess
  113. [01:13] <Kris_Ahn> lol
  114. [01:13] <Roland> No move?
  115. [01:13] <Roland> Alright
  116. [01:13] <Kris_Ahn> what am i going to slowly craw away
  117. [01:13] <Roland> That probs works better for you anyway
  118. [01:14] <Kris_Ahn> just a waste of time
  119. [01:14] <Roland> Well being prone KIND of sucks in front of a melee fighter
  120. [01:14] <Roland> Because melee fighters make all attacks against prone people with advantage
  121. [01:14] <Kris_Ahn> shit nuggets
  122. [01:14] <Kris_Ahn> but i need to be prone for shit too
  123. [01:14] <Roland> So at least you could get up
  124. [01:14] <Kris_Ahn> well then fine
  125. [01:14] <Kris_Ahn> i get up
  126. [01:14] <Kris_Ahn> lol;
  127. [01:15] <Roland> You can drop prone for free
  128. [01:15] <Kris_Ahn> yeah
  129. [01:15] <Kris_Ahn> i just remembered that
  130. [01:15] <Roland> Getting up is what costs you
  131. [01:15] <Roland> But you wanna be standing at the end of your turns
  132. [01:15] <Kris_Ahn> alright
  133. [01:15] <Kris_Ahn> can i hef do ober pls
  134. [01:15] <Roland> You can just get up
  135. [01:15] <Kris_Ahn> alright
  136. [01:15] <Kris_Ahn> i stand up
  137. [01:15] <Roland> Alright. You good fam?
  138. [01:16] <Kris_Ahn> i good fam
  139. [01:16] <Roland> Okay
  140. [01:16] <Roland> The Giclops starts by punching
  141. [01:16] <Roland> !roll 1d20+8
  142. [01:16] <GameServ> Roland rolled 1d20: 2 <Total: 2(+8) = 10>
  143. [01:16] <Roland> He misses! Nice!
  144. [01:17] <Kris_Ahn> lol
  145. [01:17] <Kris_Ahn> hurray
  146. [01:17] <Roland> But he has a follow up for you!
  147. [01:17] <Kris_Ahn> shit
  148. [01:17] <Roland> The ol one two punch
  149. [01:17] <Roland> !roll 1d20+8
  150. [01:17] <GameServ> Roland rolled 1d20: 19 <Total: 19(+8) = 27>
  151. [01:17] <Roland> This DOES hit
  152. [01:17] <Kris_Ahn> fuk
  153. [01:17] <Kris_Ahn> hits by a liot
  154. [01:17] <Roland> !roll 2d8+5
  155. [01:17] <GameServ> Roland rolled 2d8: 8 6 <Total: 14(+5) = 19>
  156. [01:17] <Roland> Wew!
  157. [01:17] <Kris_Ahn> wewlad
  158. [01:17] <Roland> You take 9 damage
  159. [01:18] <Roland> Because damage from the second lunch is halved
  160. [01:18] <Kris_Ahn> okay
  161. [01:18] <Kris_Ahn> nice
  162. [01:18] <Roland> The Giclops makes no move action
  163. [01:18] <Roland> Your turn
  164. [01:19] <Kris_Ahn> hm
  165. [01:19] <Kris_Ahn> i drop prone
  166. [01:19] <Kris_Ahn> then i use slice
  167. [01:19] <Kris_Ahn> Roll(1d20)+6: 17,+6 Total:23
  168. [01:19] <Roland> R-roll it
  169. [01:19] <Roland> A success
  170. [01:20] <Kris_Ahn> fuck me
  171. [01:20] <Kris_Ahn> i use the death mark
  172. [01:20] <Kris_Ahn> Roll(1d4)+8: 1,+8 Total:9
  173. [01:20] <Kris_Ahn> wewlad
  174. [01:20] <Roland> You have 3d4
  175. [01:20] <Kris_Ahn> you know what
  176. [01:20] <Kris_Ahn> you are correct
  177. [01:20] <Roland> Roll another 2d4 and add it
  178. [01:20] <Kris_Ahn> let me re roll that
  179. [01:20] <Kris_Ahn> 4,3
  180. [01:21] <Kris_Ahn> so thats 16
  181. [01:21] <Roland> Nice
  182. [01:21] <Roland> You've put him in a bad way now!
  183. [01:21] <Roland> He's bloodied.
  184. [01:21] <Kris_Ahn> and then i combo wombo him
  185. [01:21] <Kris_Ahn> Roll(3d4)+4: 3,3,2,+4 Total:12
  186. [01:22] <Roland> Did you roll to hit
  187. [01:22] <Kris_Ahn> shit
  188. [01:22] <Kris_Ahn> no
  189. [01:22] <Kris_Ahn> Roll(1d20)+6: 11,+6 Total:17
  190. [01:22] <Roland> Another success
  191. [01:22] <Kris_Ahn> yis
  192. [01:22] <Roland> Are you wielding two daggers?
  193. [01:22] <Kris_Ahn> nope
  194. [01:23] <Roland> Then why are you using combo?
  195. [01:23] <Kris_Ahn> fuck me
  196. [01:23] <Kris_Ahn> i am
  197. [01:23] <Kris_Ahn> hurray
  198. [01:23] <Kris_Ahn> i lied
  199. [01:23] <Kris_Ahn> 100%
  200. [01:23] <Roland> Lol okay
  201. [01:23] <Kris_Ahn> 200% actual
  202. [01:23] <Kris_Ahn> y
  203. [01:23] <Roland> Doesn't matter to me
  204. [01:24] <Kris_Ahn> lolk
  205. [01:24] <Roland> Alright
  206. [01:24] <Roland> He's in a bad way
  207. [01:24] <Roland> You gonna stand
  208. [01:24] <Kris_Ahn> yes
  209. [01:24] <Roland> You gonna move?
  210. [01:24] <Kris_Ahn> sure
  211. [01:24] <Roland> Your whole 15 feet?
  212. [01:25] <Kris_Ahn> all 15
  213. [01:25] <Roland> GET OVER HERE
  214. [01:25] <Roland> the Giclops initiates a grapple with advantage as a reaction
  215. [01:25] <Roland> Roll athletics or acrobatics
  216. [01:26] <Kris_Ahn> mkay bro fam m8
  217. [01:26] <Kris_Ahn> Roll(1d20)+4: 16,+4 Total:20
  218. [01:26] <Kris_Ahn> acrobatics
  219. [01:26] <Roland> !roll 1d20+8
  220. [01:26] <GameServ> Roland rolled 1d20: 18 <Total: 18(+8) = 26>
  221. [01:26] <Roland> !roll 1d20+8
  222. [01:26] <GameServ> Roland rolled 1d20: 12 <Total: 12(+8) = 20>
  223. [01:26] <Roland> You are safely grappled
  224. [01:26] <Roland> The Giclops picks you up, its hands around your rib cage
  225. [01:27] <Kris_Ahn> i was only 10 years old...
  226. [01:27] <Roland> Poor girl
  227. [01:27] <Roland> Its turn
  228. [01:27] <Roland> It attempts to squeeze the life out of you
  229. [01:27] <Roland> !roll 1d20+8
  230. [01:27] <GameServ> Roland rolled 1d20: 7 <Total: 7(+8) = 15>
  231. [01:27] <Roland> !roll 1d20+8
  232. [01:27] <GameServ> Roland rolled 1d20: 17 <Total: 17(+8) = 25>
  233. [01:27] <Kris_Ahn> shit bro
  234. [01:27] <Kris_Ahn> thats
  235. [01:28] <Roland> You can feel your ribs CRACKING under the pressure....
  236. [01:28] <Roland> !roll 2d6+5
  237. [01:28] <GameServ> Roland rolled 2d6: 3 3 <Total: 6(+5) = 11>
  238. [01:28] <Kris_Ahn> really man
  239. [01:28] <Roland> You take another 11 damage
  240. [01:28] <Roland> You can use your major to attempt to escape with your turn, which is now
  241. [01:28] <Roland> I hope you can get out...
  242. [01:28] <Kris_Ahn> lol
  243. [01:28] <Kris_Ahn> whats my health at right now?
  244. [01:29] <Roland> 19
  245. [01:29] <Kris_Ahn> okay
  246. [01:29] <Roland> Need to specify something on the Giclops doc because otherwise it's an eternal loop
  247. [01:29] <Roland> But yeah
  248. [01:29] <Kris_Ahn> i use major to get the fuck out of that shit right there thats really fucking bad i'm going to die fuck me
  249. [01:30] <Roland> Roll Acro or ath
  250. [01:30] <Kris_Ahn> heh
  251. [01:30] <Kris_Ahn> HAHAHAAHA
  252. [01:30] <Kris_Ahn> Roll(1d20)+4: 3+4 Total:7
  253. [01:30] <Kris_Ahn> Fuck
  254. [01:30] <Kris_Ahn> Me
  255. [01:30] <Roland> !roll 1d20+8
  256. [01:30] <GameServ> Roland rolled 1d20: 7 <Total: 7(+8) = 15>
  257. [01:30] <Roland> Indeed
  258. [01:30] <Roland> You've a minor left
  259. [01:31] <Kris_Ahn> hm
  260. [01:31] <Kris_Ahn> well i'm going to die probably but i'll still try
  261. [01:31] <Roland> Go for it
  262. [01:32] <Kris_Ahn> hm
  263. [01:32] <Kris_Ahn> LET'S GET CREATIVE
  264. [01:33] <Kris_Ahn> can i do a panty shot
  265. [01:33] <Kris_Ahn> for advantage in a charm roll
  266. [01:33] <Roland> What
  267. [01:33] <Roland> I
  268. [01:33] <Roland> What
  269. [01:33] <Kris_Ahn> i said
  270. [01:33] <Roland> My sides
  271. [01:34] <Kris_Ahn> you heard me
  272. [01:34] <Roland> No, because the character is ten fucking years old
  273. [01:34] <Kris_Ahn> lol
  274. [01:34] <Roland> I'll let you do a more chaste equivalent
  275. [01:34] <Kris_Ahn> kris is 16 but okay
  276. [01:34] <Roland> STILL A MINOR
  277. [01:34] <vampsquirrel> So are all of our characters.
  278. [01:34] <Kris_Ahn> depends on what country
  279. [01:35] <vampsquirrel> And you know what they've done.
  280. [01:35] <Roland> Alright
  281. [01:35] <Roland> Do the panty shot
  282. [01:35] <Kris_Ahn> lol
  283. [01:35] <Kris_Ahn> yes
  284. [01:35] <Roland> But I won't like it
  285. [01:35] <Kris_Ahn> HELL YES
  286. [01:36] <Roland> So what are you trying to charm him into doing
  287. [01:36] <Roland> Because believe me buddy I have been down this road before
  288. [01:36] <Roland> And have been raped in the mouth for it
  289. [01:36] <Kris_Ahn> lol
  290. [01:37] <Kris_Ahn> letting me down and not attacking me for a turn
  291. [01:37] <Roland> Also, be careful of your phrasing
  292. [01:37] <Kris_Ahn> or just not attacking me for a turn
  293. [01:37] <Roland> Okay
  294. [01:37] <Roland> Roll it
  295. [01:37] <Kris_Ahn> i assume thats easier
  296. [01:37] <Roland> Ordinarily you would roll with disadvantage
  297. [01:37] <Kris_Ahn> panty shot my man
  298. [01:37] <Roland> But since you're distracting him with a panty shot
  299. [01:37] <Roland> Just roll normally
  300. [01:37] <Roland> God this is weird
  301. [01:38] <Kris_Ahn> idk man
  302. [01:38] <Kris_Ahn> i just kinda thought of thids
  303. [01:38] <Roland> Roll it, and stop making me feel unclean
  304. [01:38] <Kris_Ahn> doesnt help i was just watching a video on yandere simulator
  305. [01:38] <Kris_Ahn> Roll(1d20)+3: 19,+3 Total:22
  306. [01:38] <Kris_Ahn> hell yes
  307. [01:38] <Roland> !roll 1d20+4
  308. [01:38] <GameServ> Roland rolled 1d20: 7 <Total: 7(+4) = 11>
  309. [01:38] <Kris_Ahn> "Hey bb dont hurt me"
  310. [01:38] <Roland> God bless America
  311. [01:39] <Roland> He considers it
  312. [01:39] <Roland> Between his nosebleed and the confusion, he needs a moment to settle himself
  313. [01:39] <Roland> You're still grappled
  314. [01:39] <Roland> It's your turn again
  315. [01:39] <Kris_Ahn> alright
  316. [01:39] <Kris_Ahn> yes
  317. [01:39] <Kris_Ahn> don't worry
  318. [01:39] <Kris_Ahn> i too
  319. [01:39] <Kris_Ahn> feel a slight
  320. [01:39] <Kris_Ahn> guilt in doing that
  321. [01:39] <Kris_Ahn> but lets just move on
  322. [01:40] <Kris_Ahn> it iiiiis roleplay though...
  323. [01:40] <Kris_Ahn> lmao
  324. [01:40] <Roland> Will you try to escape? Attack? What
  325. [01:41] <Kris_Ahn> attacks are going to have disadvantage right
  326. [01:41] <Kris_Ahn> for hit, damage, or both?
  327. [01:41] == vampsquirrel has changed nick to strikingBelladonna
  328. [01:41] <Roland> Melee ones don't
  329. [01:41] <Kris_Ahn> really?
  330. [01:41] <Kris_Ahn> damn son
  331. [01:41] <Roland> Yup
  332. [01:41] == Kris_Ahn [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: Web client closed]
  333. [01:41] <Roland> F
  334. [01:41] == Kris_Ahn [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_Orwell
  335. [01:42] <Kris_Ahn> back
  336. [01:42] <Roland> Wb bb
  337. [01:42] <Kris_Ahn> alright
  338. [01:42] <Kris_Ahn> so i can melee without any punishment?
  339. [01:42] <Roland> Yup
  340. [01:42] <Kris_Ahn> also
  341. [01:42] <Kris_Ahn> is he about to die or naw
  342. [01:42] <Kris_Ahn> like
  343. [01:43] <Roland> He's got in the 30s of HP left
  344. [01:43] <Kris_Ahn> shit how the fuck would i win this
  345. [01:43] <Roland> I dunno! Probably by bringing a friend next time
  346. [01:43] <Roland> Truth is, I wouldn't be trying this hard to kill you in ordinary play
  347. [01:44] <Kris_Ahn> makes sense
  348. [01:44] <Roland> I'm getting a feel for the extremes
  349. [01:44] <Kris_Ahn> this seems like it was bred to kill
  350. [01:44] <Roland> Yup. This is me taking the kiddie gloves off
  351. [01:44] <Kris_Ahn> alrighty
  352. [01:44] <Kris_Ahn> 19...
  353. [01:44] <Kris_Ahn> i really am pushing this
  354. [01:44] <Roland> To hit?
  355. [01:45] <Roland> Oh
  356. [01:45] <Kris_Ahn> 19 hp
  357. [01:45] <Roland> Yeah, you'll be freed soon
  358. [01:45] <Roland> You won't LIKE it, but you'll be freed soon
  359. [01:45] <Kris_Ahn> if i get lucky i might live
  360. [01:45] <Kris_Ahn> but
  361. [01:45] <Kris_Ahn> fuck it
  362. [01:45] <Kris_Ahn> wait
  363. [01:45] <Kris_Ahn> fuck
  364. [01:46] <Kris_Ahn> he has like an auto grapple damage thing doesnt he
  365. [01:46] <Kris_Ahn> thats why he did damage
  366. [01:46] <Kris_Ahn> even with his major removed
  367. [01:46] <Kris_Ahn> fuuuuuck meeeeee
  368. [01:46] <Roland> No
  369. [01:46] <Roland> Here's how it works
  370. [01:46] <Kris_Ahn> alright
  371. [01:46] <Roland> He has a reaction that allows him to grab at you with advantage if you try to run away
  372. [01:47] <Roland> When he has you in his grip, he makes attack rolls against your fort with advantage
  373. [01:47] <Kris_Ahn> yo what the hell man
  374. [01:47] <Roland> This does damage
  375. [01:47] <Kris_Ahn> that is fucked
  376. [01:47] <Kris_Ahn> up
  377. [01:47] <Kris_Ahn> alright
  378. [01:47] <Kris_Ahn> well then thats fine
  379. [01:47] <Kris_Ahn> i might live
  380. [01:47] <Kris_Ahn> if you dont roll a fucking 2000
  381. [01:47] <Roland> Uhuh, but you haven't seen the SECOND part of this combo
  382. [01:48] <Roland> Or third technically
  383. [01:48] <Kris_Ahn> fucking hell
  384. [01:48] <Kris_Ahn> i could just dodge, but that isnt going to do shit
  385. [01:49] <Roland> You're not quite fucked yet
  386. [01:49] <Kris_Ahn> look he's going to do fucking ten trillion damage
  387. [01:49] <Roland> You've got another turn of squeezing because you interrupted the combo
  388. [01:49] <Roland> So you can try to escape
  389. [01:49] <Kris_Ahn> i should probably escape shouldnt i
  390. [01:50] <Roland> That is the idea my friend
  391. [01:50] <Kris_Ahn> alrighty
  392. [01:50] <Roland> Don't stay in his grip
  393. [01:50] <Kris_Ahn> sure
  394. [01:50] <Kris_Ahn> Roll(1d20)+4: 14,+4 Total:18
  395. [01:50] <Kris_Ahn> acro
  396. [01:50] <Roland> !roll 1d20+8
  397. [01:51] <GameServ> Roland rolled 1d20: 17 <Total: 17(+8) = 25>
  398. [01:51] <Roland> Welp
  399. [01:51] <Kris_Ahn> fucking
  400. [01:51] <Kris_Ahn> fuck
  401. [01:51] <Roland> At least I know I need to reduce P
  402. [01:51] <Roland> Because damn
  403. [01:52] <Roland> Alright.
  404. [01:52] <Kris_Ahn> i mean +8 really bro
  405. [01:52] <Roland> Yup
  406. [01:52] <Roland> This MM isn't exactly a walk in the park as of yet
  407. [01:52] <Kris_Ahn> sure
  408. [01:52] <Roland> This is far from final anyway
  409. [01:53] <Kris_Ahn> well i use my minor action to squirm like a worm
  410. [01:53] <Kris_Ahn> and i done
  411. [01:53] <Roland> Ooh slimy!
  412. [01:54] <Kris_Ahn> yup
  413. [01:54] <Roland> One more attempt to squeeze. In an effort to accommodate your lower fort, I'll roll without advantage
  414. [01:54] <Roland> !roll 1d20+8
  415. [01:54] <GameServ> Roland rolled 1d20: 12 <Total: 12(+8) = 20>
  416. [01:54] <Roland> Nah, that didn't help at all
  417. [01:54] <Roland> !roll 2d6+5
  418. [01:54] <GameServ> Roland rolled 2d6: 1 2 <Total: 3(+5) = 8>
  419. [01:54] <Roland> Alright. Your turn once more
  420. [01:55] <Kris_Ahn> fucking
  421. [01:55] <Kris_Ahn> 14 health correct
  422. [01:55] <Roland> 11
  423. [01:55] <Kris_Ahn> ah yes
  424. [01:55] <Kris_Ahn> i cant read
  425. [01:55] <Roland> You're getting XP for putting up with me
  426. [01:55] <Kris_Ahn> yes
  427. [01:55] <Roland> And a little insight on some of the weak points of your build
  428. [01:55] <Kris_Ahn> thats all i can ask for really
  429. [01:56] <Kris_Ahn> well i knew the weak point when i made this
  430. [01:56] <Kris_Ahn> i can't 1v1 strong guys
  431. [01:56] <Kris_Ahn> i can only 1v1 weakos
  432. [01:56] <Roland> Not enough memes? Tbh fam if you can't break his grip that's probs the way to go
  433. [01:56] <Roland> Memeing furiously with your minor
  434. [01:56] <Kris_Ahn> and i can be support for a team fight
  435. [01:57] <Kris_Ahn> but i cant do shit otherwise
  436. [01:57] <Kris_Ahn> well
  437. [01:57] <Kris_Ahn> i try to escape
  438. [01:57] <Roland> Like I said: I won't be trying to kill you this hard in the course of normal play
  439. [01:57] <Kris_Ahn> AGAIn
  440. [01:57] <Roland> Roll Acro or ath
  441. [01:57] <Roland> !roll 1d20+8
  442. [01:57] <GameServ> Roland rolled 1d20: 4 <Total: 4(+8) = 12>
  443. [01:57] <Kris_Ahn> Roll(1d20)+4: 14,+4 Total:18
  444. [01:57] <Kris_Ahn> hurray
  445. [01:57] <Roland> Hey hey!
  446. [01:57] <Kris_Ahn> i finally fucking won
  447. [01:57] <Roland> You're out of his grip!
  448. [01:58] <Roland> Alright, what now?
  449. [01:58] <Roland> You've 30 feet of move and a minor
  450. [01:59] <Kris_Ahn> well im not going to move 30 feet if its just going to insta grab now am i
  451. [01:59] <Roland> Nah
  452. [01:59] <Kris_Ahn> nah?
  453. [01:59] <Roland> I don't think that's fair
  454. [01:59] <Kris_Ahn> alrighty then
  455. [01:59] <Roland> You can move if you want
  456. [01:59] <Roland> It's gonna chase tho
  457. [02:00] <Kris_Ahn> shit
  458. [02:00] <Kris_Ahn> what was that
  459. [02:00] <Kris_Ahn> one move
  460. [02:00] <Kris_Ahn> where he like'
  461. [02:00] <Kris_Ahn> rushed at me
  462. [02:00] <Roland> He won't need it
  463. [02:00] <Kris_Ahn> lol
  464. [02:00] <Kris_Ahn> k
  465. [02:00] <Roland> He has as much move as you do
  466. [02:00] <Kris_Ahn> well
  467. [02:00] <Kris_Ahn> i run outa there just cause
  468. [02:00] <Roland> I respect it
  469. [02:01] <Kris_Ahn> and i enter above average stance
  470. [02:01] <Kris_Ahn> because that exsists
  471. [02:01] <Roland> Alright
  472. [02:01] <Roland> Are you ready?
  473. [02:01] <Kris_Ahn> and
  474. [02:01] <Kris_Ahn> that ends my turn
  475. [02:01] <Roland> Alright. He closes the distance...
  476. [02:01] <Roland> And attempts to squish you like an ant
  477. [02:01] <Roland> !roll 1d20+8
  478. [02:01] <GameServ> Roland rolled 1d20: 14 <Total: 14(+8) = 22>
  479. [02:01] <Kris_Ahn> fucking hell man
  480. [02:02] <Roland> !roll 2d8+5
  481. [02:02] <GameServ> Roland rolled 2d8: 7 2 <Total: 9(+5) = 14>
  482. [02:02] <Kris_Ahn> even more hell
  483. [02:02] <Roland> He squishes you with a pummel
  484. [02:02] <Kris_Ahn> and i ded
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