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- local Kill_String = {
- [1] = 'The only thing lower than your k/d ratio is your I.Q.'
- [2] = 'Your aim is so poor that people held a fundraiser for it'
- [3] = 'The only thing more unreliable than you is the condom your dad used.'
- [4] = 'Calling you a retard is a compliment in comparison to how stupid you actually are.'
- [5] = 'I didnt know dying was a special ability.'
- [6] = 'How many tries did it take for you to click the install button?'
- [7] = 'If I jumped from your ego to your intelligence, Id die of starvation half-way down.'
- [8] = 'When I die I want you to to lower me in my grave so you can let me down one more time.'
- [9] = 'I would kill myself to get away from you, but you would probably follow me.'
- [10] = 'Studies show that aiming gives you better chances of hitting your target.'
- [11] = 'You should let your chair play, at least it knows how to support.'
- [12] = 'There are about 37 trillion cells working together in your body right now, and you are disappointing every single one of them.'
- [13] = 'Id call you a tool, but that would imply you were useful in at least one way.'
- [14] = 'Youre the human equivalent of a participation award.'
- [15] = 'Id love to see things from your perspective, but I dont think I could shove my head that far up my ass.'
- [16] = 'Im not trash talking, Im talking to trash'
- [17] = 'Stephen Hawking has better hand-eye coordination than you.'
- [18] = 'Legend has it that the number 0 was first invented after scientists calculated your chance of doing something useful.'
- [19] = 'Youre the type of player to get 3rd place in a 1v1 match'
- [20] = 'Im not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.'
- [21] = 'Youre an inspiration for birth control.'
- [22] = 'Does your ass ever get jealous of the amount of shit that comes out of your mouth'
- [23] = 'You should turn the game off. Just walk outside and find the nearest tree, then apologise to it for wasting so much oxygen.'
- [24] = 'Id tell you to shoot yourself, but I bet youd miss'
- [25] = 'Did you know sharks only kill 5 people each year? Looks like you got some competition'
- [26] = 'Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall'
- [27] = 'To which foundation do I need to donate to help you?'
- [28] = 'Im sure your bodypillow is very proud of you.'
- [29] = 'Calling you a retard is a compliment in comparison to how stupid you actually are.'
- [30] = 'Two wrongs dont make a right, take your parents as an example.'
- [31] = 'I bet the last time u felt a breast was in a kfc bucket'
- [32] = 'Maybe God made you a bit too special.'
- [33] = 'I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you never use it.'
- [34] = 'If it wasnt for gravity you couldnt even hit the fucking ground'
- [35] = 'It must be difficult for you, exhausting your entire vocabulary in one sentence.'
- [36] = 'You could be the only person in the game and still manage to die.'
- [37] = 'You have some big balls on you. Too bad they belong to the guy fucking you from behind.'
- [38] = 'If only you could hit an enemy as much as your dad hits you.'
- [39] = 'Christopher Columbus has better map awareness than you'
- [40] = 'Your aim is proof that excessive masturbation causes blindness'
- [41] = 'You could shoot at the ground and still miss'
- [42] = 'Im jealous of people that dont know you.'
- [43] = 'Im surprised that you were able hit the Install button'
- [44] = 'Some people get paid to suck, you do it for free.'
- [45] = 'I would ask you how old you are but I know you cant count that high.'
- [46] = 'Friendly fire was invented because of you'
- [47] = 'Im okay with this team. I work in the city as a garbage collector. Im used to carrying trash.'
- [48] = 'Your as dense as a brick, but honestly a less useful one.'
- [49] = 'Id call you cancer, but at least cancer gets kills.'
- [50] = 'You said you were gonna go have sex, so why do you smell like rotten flesh?'
- [51] = 'Who set the bots to passive?'
- [52] = 'Youre the reason abortion was legalized'
- }
- local Death_String = 'nice luck';
- function CHAT_KillSay( Event )
- if ( Event:GetName() == 'player_death' ) then
- local ME = client.GetLocalPlayerIndex();
- local INT_UID = Event:GetInt( 'userid' );
- local INT_ATTACKER = Event:GetInt( 'attacker' );
- local NAME_Victim = client.GetPlayerNameByUserID( INT_UID );
- local INDEX_Victim = client.GetPlayerIndexByUserID( INT_UID );
- local NAME_Attacker = client.GetPlayerNameByUserID( INT_ATTACKER );
- local INDEX_Attacker = client.GetPlayerIndexByUserID( INT_ATTACKER );
- if ( INDEX_Attacker == ME and INDEX_Victim ~= ME ) then
- random = math.random (0, 50)
- client.ChatSay( ' ' .. NAME_Victim .. ' ' .. tostring( Kill_String[random] ) );
- elseif ( INDEX_Victim == ME and INDEX_Attacker ~= ME ) then
- client.ChatSay( ' ' .. tostring( Death_String ) .. ' ' .. NAME_Attacker );
- end
- end
- end
- client.AllowListener( 'player_death' );
- callbacks.Register( 'FireGameEvent', 'AWKS', CHAT_KillSay );
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