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  1. local Kill_String = {
  2.  
  3. [1] = 'The only thing lower than your k/d ratio is your I.Q.'
  4. [2] = 'Your aim is so poor that people held a fundraiser for it'
  5. [3] = 'The only thing more unreliable than you is the condom your dad used.'
  6. [4] = 'Calling you a retard is a compliment in comparison to how stupid you actually are.'
  7. [5] = 'I didnt know dying was a special ability.'
  8. [6] = 'How many tries did it take for you to click the install button?'
  9. [7] = 'If I jumped from your ego to your intelligence, Id die of starvation half-way down.'
  10. [8] = 'When I die I want you to to lower me in my grave so you can let me down one more time.'
  11. [9] = 'I would kill myself to get away from you, but you would probably follow me.'
  12. [10] = 'Studies show that aiming gives you better chances of hitting your target.'
  13. [11] = 'You should let your chair play, at least it knows how to support.'
  14. [12] = 'There are about 37 trillion cells working together in your body right now, and you are disappointing every single one of them.'
  15. [13] = 'Id call you a tool, but that would imply you were useful in at least one way.'
  16. [14] = 'Youre the human equivalent of a participation award.'
  17. [15] = 'Id love to see things from your perspective, but I dont think I could shove my head that far up my ass.'
  18. [16] = 'Im not trash talking, Im talking to trash'
  19. [17] = 'Stephen Hawking has better hand-eye coordination than you.'
  20. [18] = 'Legend has it that the number 0 was first invented after scientists calculated your chance of doing something useful.'
  21. [19] = 'Youre the type of player to get 3rd place in a 1v1 match'
  22. [20] = 'Im not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.'
  23. [21] = 'Youre an inspiration for birth control.'
  24. [22] = 'Does your ass ever get jealous of the amount of shit that comes out of your mouth'
  25. [23] = 'You should turn the game off. Just walk outside and find the nearest tree, then apologise to it for wasting so much oxygen.'
  26. [24] = 'Id tell you to shoot yourself, but I bet youd miss'
  27. [25] = 'Did you know sharks only kill 5 people each year? Looks like you got some competition'
  28. [26] = 'Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall'
  29. [27] = 'To which foundation do I need to donate to help you?'
  30. [28] = 'Im sure your bodypillow is very proud of you.'
  31. [29] = 'Calling you a retard is a compliment in comparison to how stupid you actually are.'
  32. [30] = 'Two wrongs dont make a right, take your parents as an example.'
  33. [31] = 'I bet the last time u felt a breast was in a kfc bucket'
  34. [32] = 'Maybe God made you a bit too special.'
  35. [33] = 'I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you never use it.'
  36. [34] = 'If it wasnt for gravity you couldnt even hit the fucking ground'
  37. [35] = 'It must be difficult for you, exhausting your entire vocabulary in one sentence.'
  38. [36] = 'You could be the only person in the game and still manage to die.'
  39. [37] = 'You have some big balls on you. Too bad they belong to the guy fucking you from behind.'
  40. [38] = 'If only you could hit an enemy as much as your dad hits you.'
  41. [39] = 'Christopher Columbus has better map awareness than you'
  42. [40] = 'Your aim is proof that excessive masturbation causes blindness'
  43. [41] = 'You could shoot at the ground and still miss'
  44. [42] = 'Im jealous of people that dont know you.'
  45. [43] = 'Im surprised that you were able hit the Install button'
  46. [44] = 'Some people get paid to suck, you do it for free.'
  47. [45] = 'I would ask you how old you are but I know you cant count that high.'
  48. [46] = 'Friendly fire was invented because of you'
  49. [47] = 'Im okay with this team. I work in the city as a garbage collector. Im used to carrying trash.'
  50. [48] = 'Your as dense as a brick, but honestly a less useful one.'
  51. [49] = 'Id call you cancer, but at least cancer gets kills.'
  52. [50] = 'You said you were gonna go have sex, so why do you smell like rotten flesh?'
  53. [51] = 'Who set the bots to passive?'
  54. [52] = 'Youre the reason abortion was legalized'
  55. }
  56. local Death_String = 'nice luck';
  57.  
  58. function CHAT_KillSay( Event )
  59.  
  60. if ( Event:GetName() == 'player_death' ) then
  61.  
  62. local ME = client.GetLocalPlayerIndex();
  63.  
  64. local INT_UID = Event:GetInt( 'userid' );
  65. local INT_ATTACKER = Event:GetInt( 'attacker' );
  66.  
  67. local NAME_Victim = client.GetPlayerNameByUserID( INT_UID );
  68. local INDEX_Victim = client.GetPlayerIndexByUserID( INT_UID );
  69.  
  70. local NAME_Attacker = client.GetPlayerNameByUserID( INT_ATTACKER );
  71. local INDEX_Attacker = client.GetPlayerIndexByUserID( INT_ATTACKER );
  72.  
  73. if ( INDEX_Attacker == ME and INDEX_Victim ~= ME ) then
  74.  
  75. random = math.random (0, 50)
  76. client.ChatSay( ' ' .. NAME_Victim .. ' ' .. tostring( Kill_String[random] ) );
  77.  
  78.  
  79. elseif ( INDEX_Victim == ME and INDEX_Attacker ~= ME ) then
  80.  
  81. client.ChatSay( ' ' .. tostring( Death_String ) .. ' ' .. NAME_Attacker );
  82.  
  83. end
  84.  
  85. end
  86.  
  87. end
  88.  
  89. client.AllowListener( 'player_death' );
  90.  
  91. callbacks.Register( 'FireGameEvent', 'AWKS', CHAT_KillSay );
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