Stranger:  you a girl?
You: yep
Stranger: wanna hear a gross story?? :o
You: sure
Stranger: ok so once i was sleeping in my room and i let out a huge real hot fart like damnn
Stranger: so it got really humid and hot under the sheets that my legs started to sweat
Stranger: and then i revealed the sheets and my room has a fly problem so they
Stranger: came to were the aroma was and they died on contact
Stranger: it was that strong!!
You: go on..
Stranger: and i ate the flies that night and the liddo maggots :]
Stranger: what do you think?
You: not even bordeline gross .
Stranger: how gross through 1-10?
You: i would say so negligibly gross that it cant even be scaled
You: I will tell you a story now, just for the sake of keeping a live convo going
You: Not gross or anything
You: But pretty interesting
Stranger: aw well ok :[
You: Once Jake and his buddy God was hanging out at the local poker place..
You: ..doing things and stuff..
You: ..and God was hungry as shit and started having some tacos
You: and by some i mean... a shit load of tacos
You: ..and obviously, he wanted to flatulate so hard
You: ..and he did.
You: A fart so huge that the book would probably call it an EPIC MOTHERFUCKING FART
You: So Jake was all grossed out and shit and went "FUCK YOU GOD! "
You: And God being a total asshole(otherwise why do little kids die of cancer??) was mad as fuck and decided to throw Jake away
You: So God created unvirese with earth and shit it in, and threw Jake in there
You: And Jake was like bouncing off the surface of earth..
You: ..and God was like.. "im gonna stick this motherfrucker in there!!"
You: and created magnetism
You: And gravity and all that
You: And Jake was like sticking on to the surface, not bouncing of and all.. and God was super happy
You: But then Jake was all alone and there was no food in earth
You: So God felt bad and decided to send him an egg.
You: And Jake being industrious and perverted (just like human beings) decided to save it , and sit on it
You: So Jake sat on his ass with egg in between his buttcheek
You: abd guess what happened in a few days??
You: *and
Stranger: IT HATCHED!?!?
You: FUCK YEAH!
You: the motherfucker hatched the fuck out
Stranger: Z0mGZ H@XXX!?!?!
You: So , basically,. the egg came first. Not the fucking chicken
Stranger: *claps*
Stranger: WOW
You: Mera bharat mahan (obligatory)
Stranger: that was beutiful!!!