Jabba The Butt and Princess Labia

Artificer: "Its uh, going good I guess." Ben gave a reassuring smile before chomping off half a fry. "Its, nice here." He tapped his toes, kinda regretting not taking the empty booth for some solitude.
Tsaaq: ((Pey nooo.))
Covet: That's good. It can be a bit trying here at times Some people aren't as friendly as others. -she told him, wiping her mouth again- Are you from the Portland area?
Artificer: "California actually." He replied chewing his fry before taking a sip of his hot tea, before placing it back on the table carefully. "I like it here. So many new things to see." And feel. He thought to himself
Artificer: (oh and i was just starting to think you had died)
Tsaaq: ((Side boobs.))
Musik: (I did die.)
Covet: Really? That's super. Where at in Cali? I was born and mostly raised in Fremont. -she told him making poilte conversation while they ate. - It's pretty nice here, most of the time.
Artificer: ((oh.. Smashing))
Tsaaq: He had drove from the promenade to whatever diner he could and the depot just happened to be it. “I wonder what the fuck happened to the spoon?” Remy asked as he did a shittastic parking job, shrugging and getting out of his vehicle and going inside, straight to the cash register. “Hey, if you guys have burgers give me your biggest one and just load that shit with cheese, I just need almost all of the cheese you guys have back there on my burger. I want fries but I want a lot of them and instead of a soda can you just put syrup in a cup and give it to me?” He listed off seeing the girl at the register stare blankly at him. Remy frowned. “That last part was a joke, you’re supposed to laugh at that. Mountain Dew is fine.” He muttered and pulled out his wallet, counting his money and handing it to her. He took his change and went towards the booths, spotting Kelsey and another male. “Stepford wife.” He nodded in their direction as he stood in front of their booth. “Guy I haven’t met.”
Artificer: "Truckee." He responded simply toying with his french fries as he stared at his plate. Ben looked up at the guy who approached the booth. "oh uh, hi."
Covet: [Remy's going to make me gag...who drinks straight syrup...besides will fucking ferrell?]
Tsaaq: ((HE WAS BEING SARCASTIC))
Musik: -Harper climbed out of her jeep, her tall fat friend climbing out of the passenger seat.- "I still don't get why you're here. I told Jack I was fine." // -Dylan rolled his eyes, shoving his hands into his jean pockets as he walked up next to her to walk up to the building with her.- "Okay but you're not, and we both know you're not and since he's busy being fucking Jack, I'm here. So shut up and go inside." -He pulled the door open basically pushing her inside to walk up to the counter. His big self standing behind some short girl who was probably as small as his wrist, as he stared at the menu on the wall.- "I want everything." // "I'm sure you do." -Harper said, hitting the back of her hand against his stomach, stepping up to the counter to look at the lady.- "You again! Hey, yeah I want what I had yesterday." // -The lady stared at her, shrugging.- "You think I remember what you had yesterday?" // "Wow fuck you too. I want a burger with everything except bacon, I will sue your ass to mexico and back. And a rootbeer, a large one. and whatever this fuck wants." -She stepped to the side letting Dylan order.-
Covet: [yeah well I gagged before I got to him being sarcastic XD]
Covet: Oh nice. I've never been to that area before. -she told him, then looked up to see Remy there.- Hello Remy, this is Ben. He's new. -she smiled and introduced them to eachother.- Ben this is Remy, another student at the school. -she said and took another bite of her nachos, wiping her lips again-
Tsaaq: Remy sighed at the introductions and gave Ben a lazy wave. "Okay, that's nice. Scoot over my food is coming soon." He went to pat Kelsey’s shoulder so he could side down in their booth. He looked up for a moment seeing Harper and the portly fellow that came in with her, Remy rose his hand to wave awkwardly in their direction. “Wow, is that who Harper is fucking these days? He’s like the size of my house.” He asked through his teeth, trying not to move his lips so Harper wouldn’t notice him talking shit.
Musik: (HAHAHA)
Artificer: Ben cracked a smile hearing Remy as he kept his head down towards his food. "If she is, she better keep a poke flute handy." Ben said just loud enough for them to hear, before sipping his tea again.
Covet: -Kelsey scooted over, bring her her plate with her- Oh you're joining us too, okay. -she peeked her head up over the seat back of the seat and shook her head- That's so mean, Love comes in every shape and size. You butts. -she said shaking her head with a soft roll of her eyes.-
Musik: -Harper went to pull her card out before feeling Dylan's hand hit it.- "ow you fuck." // "You're not paying, put that shit away." -Dylan handed the lady a few bills before turning to walk over to a booth, stopping and looking at it.- "i'm not fitting in that." // "That's why they make tables." -Harper said, pointing over to the tabels before seeing Remy and Kelsey and the dude from last night.- "Oh..Hey guys."
Tsaaq: He stifled his laughter and sat down. A smile cracked onto Remy’s lips and he covered his mouth as he snickered under his breath. “This guy’s an asshole.” Remy laughed. “That’s hilarious.” He quickly straightened up when Harper had looked over. “Yeah! Hi.” He nodded then turned to Kelsey. “Yeah, love comes in large, extra-large, double stuffed.” Remy listed off his feelings. “Stop judging me Kelsey, I’ve slept with fat chicks before.”
Covet: [-looks at Remy's sex chart on character development thread to confirm this.-]
Tsaaq: ((Maybe I should too, that thing needs to be updated >.>))
Covet: [XDlmao]
Artificer: Ben grinned and chomped his fries "Thats about as justifying as the 'I have black friends' argument for why you arent racist."  Ben said lightly again, only a couple notches above a whisper, not lifting his head, as if speaking to his fries.
Covet: -Kelsey sighed and shook her head at Remy- I'm not judging you, I'm judging what you say. Jeez. I'm sure fat chicks don't like being called fat chicks, there's a term BBW.   - She  then smiled giving Harper a wave- Hello Harper, and Harper's friend. -she said from behind Remy's shoulder.-
Musik: "This is Dylan." -She said pointing to the fat man.- "Fatfat this is Kelsey, Remy, and...I don't know your name." -She said pointing to Kelsey, Remy, then to Ben.- // "Kelsey, Remy, No name." -Dylan said, nodding his head to them.- "Greetings."
Tsaaq: “Okay but…” Remy trailed off lifting his index finger at Ben. “It’s not.” He continued to stumble over his words. “Alright fuck your good point.” Remy muttered begrudgingly and rubbed his hands together when seeing the waitress bringing his burger over. “Thanks doll.” He nodded at her. He raised his brow at Dylan and covered his burger with his arm. “…Hey.” He whispered skeptically.
Musik: (HE DOESN'T WANT YOUR FOOD, REMY.)
Tsaaq: ((LMAO))
Artificer: ((omfg XD))
Artificer: Ben slide his plate to the end of the table, still half full of fries. He then sipped some more of his tea, setting it down slowly before he realized they were doing that whole introductions thing. "Oh umm, Im Ben." He gave a half wave as he continued. "ummm Hannah?"  Ben asked pointing at Harper.
Covet: -she wrinkled her brow at the nick name Harper had for her friend, seeing that it completely defeated her statment about what fat people want to be called. The corners of her mouth turned up and she gave Dylan a smile- Pleasure to meet you Dylan.  Seems like this place is really hopping tonight.  -she said looking around.-
Musik: "Harper." -She said as she eyed Ben, then turned to Dylan.- "That's apparently Ben." -She said, pointing to Ben again.- // "Hello, apparently Ben." -He sent him a nod and looked at Kelsey.- "Seems as if it is. But I wouldn't truly know since I don't know if it's... hopping any other night." -He shrugged turning to look at the waitress who was holding thier food as if she didn't know where to put the plates.- "Oh, just at one of those tables will be fine. Thanks m'lady!" -He turned back to look at Harper.- "Should we eat?"
Artificer: ((lolol yup, hopping everytime he takes a step. badum tsssssss))
Musik: (LEAVE MY FATFAT ALONEEEEEE.)
Covet: [XD]
Artificer: ((wuahaha Ben wouldnt say it so I had to. and Im allowed to cuz Im a fatfat))
Musik: (I'm a fatfat too don't worry bruh.)
Tsaaq: He kept his arm over his food. "Okay..." Remy trailed off, bringing some fries into his mouth. "Enjoy your meal." He told them with his mouth full. Remy narrowed his eyes at Dylan and slowly brought more fries into his mouth. He went to look at Kelsey with a shake of his head. "Hoppin'? Really? Yeah this place is reall Jumpin' Jumpin'..." He scoffed. "Oops, I did it again." Remy murmured sarcastically and went to grab his disgustingly cheesy burger.
Artificer: ((oh shit thats me lol my bad))
Artificer: Ben spun the cup around on the table, glancing around the cafe at the people. "Its seems like everybody knows eachother around here. Its kinda creepy." Ben pulled his ringing phone out of his pocket. He pretended tosigh in annoyance as he answered the phone. "Hey mom." He listened for a while as she began to tell him every single thing that had happened since they last talked.. A day ago.
Covet: Yes, Hopping, that's fifties diner talk. I thought it was fitting for the setting. Though, this is a train place so perhaps, "Rollin" would have been better. -she said with a shrug, eating another chip, then looked at Ben,- How is it creepy? We're all students here, and we all see each other at some point or another . -she said furrowing her brow together, then blinked as he answered the phone there at the table. She sighed and looked at Remy, to ask him about his day then scrunched her nose up to see him plowing into his greasy cheese burger-  That looks, Healthy...
Musik: "Here.." -She said walking up a table grabbing the chair and pulling it over to the booth. She nodded to the chair for Dylan to sit down, then walked over to the table taking the drinks off and looking at the waitress.- "Bring the food over here, thanks." -She watched her for a second as she acted like a bitch with her about bringing the food BACK over there. She shrugged it off and walked over, setting Dylan's water down in front of him, and slid into the booth next to Ben.- // -Dylan looked at the waitress as she set the plate with the most food down in front of him. He looked at the plate in front of Harper, rolling his eyes. He picked up the plate in front of him, sliding the one that was really his, with just a small burger and fries on it in front of him, setting the giant burger and fries in front of Harper.- "There." -He said before picking up his burger, taking a bite of it.-
Tsaaq: “Rollin’ in the deep.” Remy said in a deep voice. “Hustlin’ hustlin’ hustlin’ hustlin’ hustlin’ hustlin’ hustlin’ EVERYDAY I’M HUSTLIN!’” Remy sang loudly and obnoxiously after taking a bite out of his burger. “Yeah totes magotes. Super healthy. I’m so healthy.” He said to Kels with a smirk then looked up when seeing Ben answering a phone call. “Ben, come back to bed.” Remy said as he leaned forward so whoever was on the other line could hear, he had been trying to imitate a girl’s voice. “You’re such a stud.” He attempted not to die laughing, then made a loud moaning noise.
Artificer: Ben tried not to crack a smile as he covered the mouth piece with his hand. Now trapped by Harper he couldnt slide out of the seat. "Hey momma I cant talk right now, Ill talk to you later. I love you too" He hung up the phone and shook his head with a grin at Remy.
Covet: You are just full of tunes over there tonight aren't you Remy. -she said with a soft smile, shaking her head- Are you high right now? -she asked him tilting her head to the side as he started acting like a girl loud in Ben's direction.- Oh my goodness. -she said giggling up a storm now.-
Musik: -Harper lifted up her burger which was as big as her face probably, looking at Remy then at Ben as she took a giant bite of the burger, setting it back down and bringing her hand up to cover her mouth as she stiffled her laugh as she chewed, talking around the food.- "Dick move, Rem." // -Dylan shook his head at them all.- "Now his mom is going to think her son is a whore. How exciting!" -He said sarcastically, trying to be funny he just sounded serious. He picked up a couple of fries,s hoving them into his mouth.-
Tsaaq: "Shut up, I'm hilarious." He said dismissively to Harper with a smirk. "It's highly likely that I'm high right now." Remy answered Kelsey and started devour his cheesy cheese burger. "I'm in a pretty okay mood which also helps." He shrugged his shoulders as he spoke with his mouth full.  "Hey Darren, chill the fuck out." Remy said to Dylan with his hand raised.
Artificer: Ben began flipping through the music on the jukebox aimlessly, looking at all the different songs. "You smoke weed?" Ben asked curiously. looking up at Remy for a second before looking back at the music.
Covet: -Kelsey stayed in her own corner, pushing her plate away from her finished with her food.- The tyedye shirt didn't make that obvious enough? -she said with a smirk, taking a drink from her water.- I'm glad you're in a good mood. You seem really fun when you're in a good mood. -she told him, leaning over on her elbow, looking at the group.-
Musik: "Darren? Who the fuck is Da..Oh Dylan. His name is Dylan, Remy." -Harper said around her food, swollowing it and taking another large bite.- // -Dylan looked at Remy with a blank expression as he chewed his fries, turning his head to look at Harper.- "Hippy thinks I was being serious..." -He blinked, bringing his burger up to take a bite of it.-
Tsaaq: He shrugged his shoulders. “Nah I just think having long hair and wearing tye dye shirts.” Remy answered Ben with a raise of his eyebrow. He went back to scarfing down his food. "Well nothing stupid has been going on in my life everything is fairly okay so I have no reason to be pissed off." He said to Kelsey. Remy stared at Dylan and Harper for a moment before nodding his head. "Ohhhhh. Okay." He muttered then scowled at Dylan. "Hey fuck you man! I'm not a hippie!"
Artificer: Ben chuckled lightly sipping his tea. "Get a job you dirty hippie." He muttered with a grin. He looked over at Dylan his grin spreading even wider. "Why so serious? Come on give us a smile." Ben faked the biggest smle possible, smile spreading from ear to ear. "So uh, anyway. Weed, whats it like?"
Covet: Sounds like you're on a great path now, Remy.-Kelsey felt her phone go off in her pocket and pulled it out reading the messages from Caroline and responding to them. Before looking up at the group again, jumping when Remy yelled out at Dylan.- Oh my goodness, prehaps too soon with the angry comment. -she said softly, srhinking into her seat as best she could hoping the mood stayed fairly calm-
Musik: "Hey hey hey. In his defense you do kinda look like a hippie. A hot hippie, but a hippie." -Harper said pointing to Remy, then looked at Ben setting her burger down.- "You've never smoked? Holy shit, I've got blunts in my jeep, I'm totally giving you one before I leave." -She said with a shake of her head, taking another bite of her burger.- // -Dylan finished his burger in one last chomp, eye Remy and shrugging as he talked around his food.- "Coulda fooled me." -He picked up his water, taking a drink of it.-
Tsaaq: Remy stared blankly at Ben and Harper. "Fuck you guys. I'm not a fucking hippie, hippies care about shit. I'm a non-comformist who sometimes wears galaxies and colors..." He flipped them off then slouched in his spot in the booth. "What's weed like? What the fuck do you mean?" Remy asked him with his eyebrows furrowed. "Oh... You're one of those guys." He said with his eyes narrowed at Ben. "I can't explain weed, I've done too many drugs so it's really hard for me to put into words the feelings you get." Remy shrugged before glaring at Dylan, picking up his fork. "I will fucking stab you and watch the butter pour out!"
Covet: [AHAHAHA]
Musik: (crying)
Artificer: "Well uh," Ben scratched his head, looking at Harper. "Can we try some? I will be able to walk home okay right?" Ben asked, his heart racing a bit. He covered his mouth hiding his smile at Remy's response to Dylan.
Covet: -Kelsey bit the inside of her lips suddenly feeling awkward around the group of DRUGGIES and wannabee druggies.- I'll pass, I actually need to be getting back to Talon. Got to get up early for classes in the morning. -she said sheepishly, and looked at Remy- since he was blocking her way out.-
Musik: -Harper nodded and slid out of the booth, picking up what was left of her burger.- "Fuck yeah come on. And I can give you a ride home, it's good." -She said to Ben before looking at Remy, throwing her hand up to point to him.- "HEY! YOU CAN'T MAKE FAT JOKES AT MY FATFAT. ONLY I CAN MAKE FAT JOKES AT HIM! GOT IT!?" -She said angrily, staring har into his face before turning to look at the waitress, holding her hand up.- "Toss me a togo cup!" -She caught the cup and held it out to Dylan.- "Will you put my rootbeer into that please?" // -Dylan rolled hi s eyes at Remy.- "You'll probably get brownie batter, not butter." -he said and took the cup from Harper, pouring her rootbeer into it and pushing up from his chair, handing her the cup and moving to walk out of the building, holding the dor open for the people leaving.-
Artificer: ((well now the thought of brownie batter is ruined for me))
Covet: [XD]
Musik: (LOL)
Tsaaq: “Ugh this fucking kid, ‘will I be able to walk home’ its weed, not meth. You’ll be fine.” He shook his head. “Yeah, we already know a member of the celibacy club wouldn’t be down with this shit.” He rolled his eyes and slid out of the booth so she could fuckin’ leave. "Fuck off, I'm a grown ass man I do what I fuckin' want." Remy replied with a roll of his eyes. "Brownie batter? Fucking gross." He scoffed and gathered up his food, trying to stuff as much in his mouth as possible. "Fuckkkk this I'm going to go home and fuck my girlfriend, have fun with Jabba the butt and Princess Labia." Remy said to Ben with a raise of his eyebrows.
Artificer: Ben grinned and waved as he headed outside waiting for Harper and the fat one to join him. He rocked on his heels, drumming his fingers against his side nervously waiting for yet another new experience. He wondered if maybe he was pushing this thing a little too fast.
Artificer: ((jesus, finally finished the blog))
Covet: [WOOO! look at you go!]
Covet: [also....Remy's insults. XD]
Artificer: ((lol, i like how just calling him jabba the hutt was insult enough))
Artificer: ((wasnt*))
Tsaaq: ((Of course not lol.))
Musik: (Seriously, in Dylan's mind he's like "Okay I'm fat and I can change that but you'll always be a hippie at heart so..")
Tsaaq: ((Remy is so not a hippie Dylan, go eat something.))
Musik: (HE LOOKS LIKE ONE TO DYLAN.)
Tsaaq: ((OKAY WELL, THE THING ABOUT JUDGING BOOKS AND THE OUTSIDE IS WRONG TO THE INSIDE SAYING))
Covet: It's just not my thing, Remy.-She said with a soft sigh, shaking her head, because that's all this bitch has done all night is shake her god damn head. Kelsey slid out of the booth, leaving a tip of a few dollars on the table- It was good hang out with everyone. See you all later! -she made her way out to the parkinglot  and to her mini taking off back for Talon-
Artificer: ((YEAH EXACTLY. DYLAN MAY LOOK FAT ON THE OUTSIDE BUT HE REALLY ISNT. DONT JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER REMY JEESH))
Musik: (^!)
Tsaaq: ((IT DOESNT WORK WITH FAT WHAT YOU DONT MAKE SENSE))
Musik: (LOL.)
Artificer: ((LOL))
Covet: [XD we all need sleep....]
Tsaaq: ((pFFT I NAPPED BEFORE I STARTED RPING BITCHES.))
Covet: [WELL LAD-DEE FREAKIN DA FOR YOU WOMAN!]
Tsaaq: ((Lad-dee-da is fuckin' right. -wiggles-))
Musik: -Harper walked out of the building with ehrfinger in the air flipping Remy off.- "FUCK OFF REMY!" -She shouted as she stepped outside finishing her burger. She ran her hand over her pants and walked over to her jeep, unlocking it and yanking the door open to climb inside. She dug through her purse till she found her tall pill bottle with her rolled joints in it. She twisted the cap off pulling one out and grabbing her lighter. She put it to her lips, lighting the end of it as she inhaled deeply sliding back out of her jeep. She walked over to Ben, holding it out to him as she exhaled the smoke.- "Here. Put it to your lips and inhale." // -He rolled his eyes hearing Remy and walked over to Ben and Harper.- "How did you sleep with that guy? He's a fucking twig!" -He said to Harper then looked at ben.- "Don't be a pussy about inhaling it either, inhale that shit like your life depended on it."
Tsaaq: ((He's a twig? She didn't fuck his body she fucked the penis! You don't understand sex Dylan!'))
Covet: [lol]
Musik: (twig=small dick.)
Tsaaq: ((PFFFFT.))
Musik: (DYLAN HAS A WEIRD WAY OF THINKING.)
Tsaaq: ((Oh Dylan if only you knew about Remy's penis.))
Musik: (^)
Covet: [Still better than Chris's]
Musik: (always better than chris')
Tsaaq: Remy went to his lambo and drove away from the depot cafe and shit and went to Cadence's house for sex.
Tsaaq: ((BITCH GO AWAY I JUST SAID THAT OUTLOUD.))
Tsaaq: ((Then I said "Don't insult him."))
Covet: [XD]
Artificer: Ben hesitantly grabbed the joint holding in front of his face for a second, watching the ember burn. He then placed it against his lips inhaling deeply. Coughing almost immediatly. He held the joint up for someone to take front him as he continued his coughing fit. bent over in case he pukes.
Musik: -Harper took the joint from him, eyeing him as he threw a fit, shaking her head.- "You have to get used to it. Come on, I'll give you a ride home and you can take another hit before you get there. You'll be fine." -She said patting his back. She took a hit off the joint before handing it to Dylan.- // -Dylan took the joint, shaking his head.- "Oh you Rookie." -He moved over to her Jeep, climbing into the passenger seat as he took a hit off the joint.-
Artificer: Ben tried speaking but gave up all together as he climbed into the back of the jeep, his arm covering his mouth as the fit continued. He was finally able to take a breath and calm down a bit. letting out small coughs every few seconds. "Jesus. That was horrible." He said through a hoarse voice.
Musik: -Harper climbed her small ass into her giant jeep, starting up the engine and taking the joint from Dylan to take a hit off it as she started backing out of the parking spot.- "It's okay, you will seriously get used to it and you'll love it." -She nodded as she exhaled the smoke, reaching behind her to hand himt he joint again.- // -Dylan sunk down into his seat, watching her as she handed it to Ben.- "He's going to die in your backseat,s top giving him that shit." // "HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO GET USED TO IT, DYLAN!? Shut up." -She said pushing his head and drove off to where ever Ben told her to go.-
Musik: (I need sleep. because work. NIGHT!)
Covet: [NIGHT!!!!]
Tsaaq: ((Night!))