on *:text:!order *:#:{
  inc %orders
  set %order $2-
  var %ordernum = $rand(1,2)
  describe # sees $nick orders a round of $2-
  if (%ordernum == 1) { .timer 1 3 describe # sees: The waitress arrives and serves a round of %order }
  if (%ordernum == 2) { .timer 1 3 describe # sess: The waiter arrives and slips unluckily so that all of the %order covers }
  .timer 1 5 msg # That was order number: %orders
}