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CA: hey fef
CA: i wwas wwonderin
CA: if maybe youd like to come hang out on lowwaa wwith me sometime
CC: I dunno -Eridan. W)(at would we do 38?
CA: wwe could just hang out
CA: an talk an such
CA: like wwe did before wwe played this game
CC: Well as long as it's civil, I guess I'll bite.
CC: But if you start acting )(ow you )(ave been, I'm out, ok?
CA: wwhat do you mean howw i havve been
CC: O)( just never mind.
CC: I'll make my way t)(ere soon, ok?
CA: alright ill be wwaitin
CA: ill go get the candles lit
CC: 38|
CA: wwhat kind a tablecloth do you prefer
CC: I'm starting to t)(ink you were glubbing about somet)(ing else w)(en you said "talk"
CC: But t)(e polka dot one!
CC: I mean. 38| W)(at are you up to -Eridan
CA: wwhats your preference on wwhale
CC: Mmm.....any kind just make it well done 38O~
CA: alright do you prefer wwine or rum
CC: I will )(ave a glass of water t)(ank you very muc)(
CA: okay miss BORING
CC: Ok Mister it'll probably be filled wit)( a mind controlling wwizard potion!
CA: okay for one im not a fuckin wwizard an for twwo evveryone knowws magic is fakey fake fake horseshit
CC: Yea)( ok -Eridan. I guess t)(e Witc)( of Life uses )(er )(ealt)( science to make sure people don't die rig)(t
CC: S)(e just s)(oots science from )(er Science Gland and just sciences everyone to full )(ealt)(
CA: wwell thats obvviously wwhat the game intended for her
CC: Obvviously -Eridan. Obvviously.
CC: So w)(at sparked t)(is? You totally c)(anged t)(e tuna your actions out of t)(e blue you know
CA: wwhat are you talkin about im invvitin you ovver to my land so wwe can havve a date obvviously
CA: i mean uhh so wwe can hang out
CC: Somet)(ing about t)(at was fis)(y...
CC: O)( well )(ang out. Maybe I s)(ould bring Sollux since )(anging out is best done in a group!
CA: wwhat no dont bring that mustard blood
CA: no filthy land lickin lowwbloods allowwed
CC: glubglubglub
CC: Fine, but know t)(at you're kind of s)(owing your true colors, -Eridan!
CC: Unless I'm reading t)(is wrong
CC: I mean good glub I didn't sleep since last time me and Nepeta went to play tag on Der---I mean glub do important recon
CA: uhuh
CC: Ok -Eridan.
CA: wwell are you comin or not i got the dinner table all set up
CC: I'm on my way geeze!
CC: I )(ave to try and set all t)(ese imps onto a less agressive pat)(!
CA: also you should wwatch out for those angels they dont seem to be gettin any less angry
CC: I will! I'm not a wriggler you know
CA: i mean theyre gettin outright murderous here
CA: and theyre all strong as FUCK
CA: and theyre FAST and ANGRY
CC: O)( wow
CC: T)(ey are kind of cross!
CC: It's almost like someone's been s)(ooting at t)(em nonstop!
CA: wwell someones got to kill them dont they
CC: O)( -Eridan....
CC: Anyway, about w)(ere are you 38?
CA: im at my hivve obvviously
CA: wwhere else wwould wwe havve a date
CC: W)(at
CA: i meant wwhere else wwould wwe hang out
CA: obvviously
CC: MMkay.... give me like four minutes
CC: O)( Kanaya I'm telling you )(e's probably trying to put a worm on a )(ook and try and reel me in. glubglub W)(ere does )(e get )(is tricks? Ancient books? 3XD
CC: Ooops, wrong window!
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CC: Ok I'm )(ere. Just standing outside.
CA: wwell come on in
CC: O)( well. You really did up t)(e place...
CA: wwell a course wwe are on a date right
CC: -ERIDAN!!!!
CA: arent wwe
CC: No you said we were )(anging out!
CA: no i said wwe wwere on a date
CC: Are you trying to trick me 38?
CC: You said ")(ey fef lets )(ang out bla)( bla)("
CA: no i said hey lets go on a date an you accepted
CC: -Eridan you know I'm pretty muc)( taken!
CC: I mean for t)(e love of glub you can't ju---is t)(at w)(ale?
CA: yes thats wwhale
CA: you knoww you wwant it
CA: evveryone knowws bitches lovve wwhale
CC: I really do like w)(ale......
CC: I mean I really really really really really like---did you call me a bitc)(?
CA: be my matesprit an ill givve you all the wwhale you can eat and no i didnt
CC: -Eridan look.
CC: It's not you it's me.
CC: And by me I mean it's totally you because 1) You're very....I dunno. Not made for me. and 2) You're out of w)(ale
CA: oh god wwhat
CA: wwhat is happenin here
CA: are you doin wwhat i think youre doin
CA: no dont do that
CC: 38|
CA: please dont do this to me
CC: -Eridan you're jumping to conclusions
CA: i knoww wwhat youre doin here an i dont like it
CC: And w)(at am I doing?
CA: youre rejectin me
CA: again
CC: Well )(ey! If you get rejected four more times I get to punc)( your card and you get a free t s)(irt!
CC: 38D You like t)(ose rig)(t
CA: no
CC: Free )(at?
CC: But serious, -Eridan, )(ow would we ever in a million sweeps work out?
CC: I mean....I like to just swim around and make friends and well....you kill people.
CA: wwell wwere both seadwwellers so wwe got that goin for us
CC: Or at least want to
CC: O)( yea)( t)(at seals t)(e deal
CC: O)( wait. Me and Vriska BOT)( )(ave )(orns, guess t)(at works too
CA: oh come on you knoww wwere made for each other
CA: an us sea dwwellers got to stick together
CC: T)(ere is more to a red romance t)(an just fins!
CC: Or in our case. My fins and your "fins"
CA: id like to put my f-no wwait thats just bad
CC: Say it.
CA: no
CA: since youre obvviously still refusin i may as wwell just go
CA: maybe ill go off myself or somethin
CA: or get slaughtered by angels
CC: Aw come on -Eridan
CA: yeah i think ill go do that
CC: I'll um. )(old your )(and passionately for ten minutes!
CC: 38,(
CA: it just isnt the same fef
CC: Aww come on
CC: Best...pal
CC: ?
CC: We can braid my )(air? You love t)(at!
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CC: ....
CC: O)( w)(ew. If )(e )(ad broug)(t out more w)(ale I'd be writing Sollux a goodbye message.
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