Psyga315

If TPP Passes

Oct 9th, 2015
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  1. >people become poor because of taxation
  2. >corporations dumb as fuck and have no idea why they have no money
  3. >sue the government because they're salty jews
  4. >everyone gets bankrupt
  5. >corporations have all the money
  6. >they want more
  7. >no one can give more
  8. >they sue them until they can sue no more
  9. >with no funding to fund basic security measures, ISIS moves in and infiltrates everywhere
  10. >it's WWII all over again
  11. >the only people who would oppose them are the corporations
  12. >and yet the only fuck they give is how ISIS can fund them.
  13. >ISIS pulls off a farmer and viper situation
  14. >kills the corporations and gets all the money back
  15. >ransoms it to government
  16. >all the money for all the nukes
  17. >they're forced to comply
  18. >ISIS gets nukes
  19. >it's all over.
  20. >thanks Obama
  21. >thanks Jewmart
  22.  
  23. >alternate happy end
  24. >all the money for all the nukes
  25. >New Zimbabwe intervenes
  26. >because of all the money being owned by one group, the NZ suggests to print more money
  27. >government complies and they get money, but in a new form of currency
  28. >ISIS cucked because their money is worthless
  29. >government funds military
  30. >ISIS gets BTFO
  31. >the twelve countries converge together and say "yeah, that was a piece of shit"
  32. >put all the remaining corporations in a war trial for treason
  33. >depending on how it goes down, death penalty or life imprisonment
  34. >either way, corps get cucked
  35. >millions have died because of TPP though, so most likely death penalty
  36. >the economy remains, but any new corporations would know now to never power grab
  37. >at least until a century passes
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