School Dance (2014) EN

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FEMALE REPORTER: <i> Breaking News.</i>

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<i> There's been an incident</i>
<i> at the Monte Vista</i>
<i> High School lock-in.</i>

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<i> Two LAPD officers</i>
<i> were at the scene</i>
<i> and witnessed the crime.</i>

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<i> We go now live</i>
<i> to Monte Vista</i>

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<i> where students were</i>
<i> gathered for the annual</i>
<i> school dance.</i>

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<i> Well, Officer Lagney and I</i>
<i> arrived at the scene</i>

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to find these "packs"
of gang members

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in the midst
of gun violence.

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We immediately pounced
the evildoers

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and we had the situation
under control.

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Yeah, we have to
take care of this

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before more innocent
kids are hurt.

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Bunch of savages.

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Animals that
belong in a zoo.

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JASON:<i> First of all,</i>
<i> that cop is high as hell.</i>

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<i> Look at him.</i>

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<i> Second of all,</i>
<i> that's not even</i>
<i> how it went down.</i>

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<i> Let me rewind</i>
<i> to the beginning.</i>

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(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

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<i> This was actually</i>
<i> the greatest night</i>
<i> of my life.</i>

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<i> Would you believe me</i>
<i> if I told you</i>
<i> it was a tale of love?</i>

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<i> The cops may have</i>
<i> labeled it a tragedy,</i>

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<i> but you can never</i>
<i> trust the police.</i>

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<i> Hey, this is my story.</i>

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<i> So I should tell you,</i>
<i> it'll probably be</i>
<i> a little racist.</i>

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DJ ON RADIO:<i> Where you</i>
<i> gonna be at tonight?</i>

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<i> You best believe that</i>
<i> you're gonna be over at</i>
<i> Monte Vista High School</i>

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<i> because it's going down.</i>

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<i> Supa Sizers out there</i>
<i> with their smash</i>
<i> hit</i> The Hater Dance

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<i> will be in</i>
<i> the neighborhood, man.</i>

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<i> It's Power 106's annual</i>
<i> "Unity in the Community"</i>
<i> school dance</i>

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<i> going down at</i>
<i> Monte Vista High School.</i>

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<i> Power 106.</i>

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(HIP-HOP PLAYING ON RADIO)

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Well, I love
that Supa Sizer.

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That motherfucking
<i> Hater Dance</i> song
is the shit.

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I'm not gonna
give in to that
Supa Sizers' song.

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(TURNS RADIO OFF)

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Press it just
as soon as I can.

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You want Mamma to
walk you in, baby?

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(GRUNTS)
No, Mamma, I'm good.

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You ain't good, nigga.

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You ain't about four feet
goddamn tall. Hold on.

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Your Mamma coming.

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I don't want nobody
fucking with my baby.

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Ma!

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I protects my baby.

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Come on.
(JASON GROANS)

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Let's go.

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Now, listen.
If some shit
goes down,

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I want you to page me,
all right?

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Ma, nobody uses pagers
no more. We got iPhones.

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Man, I know
what's going on
in these streets,

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God help you.

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Ma, I promise, I'm good.

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All right, well, listen,

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I gotta get to
the motherfucking
church anyway.

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Go in there and
make Mamma proud.
Learn something.

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Give Mamma a kiss,
little baby, before I go.

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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

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Kiss me, nigga,
before I blow...
(KISSING NOISILY)

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(GROANING)

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I love you.

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Take care and learn
something today.

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Make Mamma proud,
you little bitch.

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Tell your teacher
I said, "Hey."

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You got something
for me?

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Yeah, I got something.
Hold on.

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All right.

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BOY: Roll on,
I got you. I got you.

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You don't put
that football down,
I'll fuck your ass up.

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(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

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The Rangers,
those dudes are amazing.

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Best dance clique
in our school.

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And one of them is
actually my older cousin.

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Day Day.

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I met him at
a family reunion once,

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but I don't even think
he remembers my name.

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See, man, I'd do
anything to be down
with that clique.

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Now, that's what it's
about here. Cliques.

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Now, they're not gangs,
but it's far from that
study-buddy shit.

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It's more so sororities
and fraternities

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without the college
education and
social benefits.

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Let me explain.

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Each school is
divided and segregated
into cliques.

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Monte Vista
is no different.

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You got
your backpackers,

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the nerds,

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the vegan,
tree-loving dreadheads.

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You got your
dirty ghetto kids
aka your hood skaters.

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Oh, and that's Stinkfinger.

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<i> Across the street,</i>

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<i> you'll find</i>
<i> the lamest fools to ever</i>
<i> set foot in the hood.</i>

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Girl, let me carry
your books for you, girl.

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<i> They all dropped</i>
<i> out of school</i>
<i> like 10 years ago</i>

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<i> but these fools</i>
<i> still up here</i>
<i> every single day.</i>

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<i> Bunch of</i>
<i> old wannabe gangsters</i>

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<i> who wanna holler</i>
<i> at young chicks</i>

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<i> but always fail miserably.</i>

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We're not carrying
any books.

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And if we were,
you wouldn't be
able to touch them.

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You wanna carry
these balls then, bitch?

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Yeah, put the balls
in your book bag, bitch.

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Told the bitch
to carry my balls.

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Say what?

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I said,
"Carry my balls, bitch."

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Come again,
say what?

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Let's ride out.
I know. That's right.

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JASON:<i> Then</i>
<i> there's the Ese's.</i>

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<i> The real gangsters.</i>

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<i> Legend has it</i>

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<i> if you look one of them</i>
<i> in the eye, you could die.</i>

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<i> Where we come from,</i>

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<i> blacks and Mexicans</i>
<i> have never gotten along.</i>

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<i> It's the ghetto civil war</i>
<i> that defies logic.</i>

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<i> It's like vegetarians</i>
<i> beefing with vegans.</i>
<i> It's the same shit.</i>

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<i> See what I did there?</i>

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<i> And the most</i>
<i> notorious badass Ese</i>
<i> of them all is Big Junior.</i>

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<i> A while ago he got sent</i>
<i> to prison for burning</i>
<i> down a school dance</i>

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<i> 'cause he thought some</i>
<i> blind guy was looking</i>
<i> at his little sister.</i>

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<i> Who just so happens</i>
<i> to be the girl</i>
<i> of my dreams.</i>

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<i> Anastacia Moreno.</i>

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I've been in love with her
since we shared a nap-time
towel in the first grade.

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<i> I was so nervous,</i>
<i> I pissed on myself,</i>

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<i> all over the towel,</i>
<i> all over her.</i>

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(RECORD SCRATCH)

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I sure enough did.

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She hasn't looked
my way since.

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It's probably because
we're from two totally
different worlds.

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<i> I mean, she's a Sweet Gyrl.</i>

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<i> A part of the hottest</i>
<i> female clique</i>

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<i> that my school</i>
<i> has ever birthed.</i>

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<i> Let's take</i>
<i> a moment to enjoy.</i>

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(R&B MUSIC PLAYING)

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JASON:<i> Man, look at her.</i>

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<i> She's the most beautiful</i>
<i> girl I've ever seen.</i>
<i> (GASPS)</i>

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Wait a minute.

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Is she looking at me?

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Jason B.B. Jackson.

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Oh, this is my shot.
This is my moment.

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Seize the opportunity.

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(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

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(STUDENTS WHOOPING)

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Go get 'em,
buckaroo.

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JASON:<i> Oh, yeah,</i>
<i> I forgot to introduce you</i>
<i> to the Prairie Puff Man.</i>

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<i> The tobacco industry's</i>
<i> propaganda pitchman</i>

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<i> that's been killing</i>
<i> kids for years.</i>

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I wasn't always
super cool.

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Till I discovered these.

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<i> My mother smokes</i>
<i> eight packs of these</i>
<i> death-doobies a day.</i>

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<i> And since she's</i>
<i> a single parent,</i>

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<i> he's the only man</i>
<i> I've ever seen</i>
<i> in my house.</i>

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<i> Prairie Puff Man is</i>
<i> like my guardian angel.</i>

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Don't cheat.

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<i> My role model.</i>

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(JASON READING)

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Go get 'em, buckaroo.

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(HIP-HOP MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING)

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My nigga, what the fuck, bro?

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(CROWD GASPS)

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What's that?

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(CROWD LAUGHING)

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JASON:<i> Worst moment</i>
<i> in the history of</i>
<i> fucked-up-ness.</i>

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<i> Ay!</i> He's so little.

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It looks like a dick
but smaller.

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GIRL: That is gross.

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(LAUGHING)

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JULIAN: Little dude
ain't even circumcised!

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What was that, bro?
Why you even looking
at this nigga's dick?

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This nigga's dick
look like Franklyn.

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Hey, bro,
pull your pants up.

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He's still sitting there
with his pants down.

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(PRINCIPAL ROGERS
CLEARS THROAT ON PA)

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Hey! Wait up!

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PRINCIPAL ROGERS:
<i> Attention! It's 7:45.</i>

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<i> Will the student who</i>
<i> lost their prosthetic leg</i>

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<i> please hop your ass</i>
<i> down here to the guidance</i>
<i> counselor's office.</i>

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Hey, guys! Hey, guys!
Wait up.

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Yo, how can I
be a Ranger?

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I know everything
about y'all.
I got all your mix-tapes.

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I know all your
dance moves.

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I was even thinking of
getting a Ranger tattoo.

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Yo, this nigga
is a stalker.

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I'll do whatever
it takes, I swear.

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Okay, little
piggy-in-the-blanket dick.

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You really want
that Ranger life?

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Day Day, whip it out.

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(RANGERS READING)

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LANGSTON: Memorize it.

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Now, if you want to
pledge to be
in the illest clique,

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you got to get
the drawers off
one of the illest chicks.

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That's right. Panties.

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When you come back with
a fresh pair of Sweet Gyrl
panties, you're in.

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Uh, can't it be like
a sock or something?

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RANGERS: Panties!

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Like these.

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These are Keisha's
from last night.

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She just gave you those?

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For sure.

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LANGSTON: All right,
now here come
them sugar drawers.

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Take your pick,
little dude!

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(R&B MUSIC PLAYING)

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Yo, yo, yo,
snap out of it, Un-Circky!

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This Ranger shit
is real.

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South Central wasn't
built in no day.

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So can you
pull it off or what?

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Uh, when am I supposed
to have this done?

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Tonight.

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Tonight?
RANGERS: Tonight.

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But you just said
South Central wasn't
built in a day.

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Uh, I don't know
what that shit means.
I just be saying shit.

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Y'all expect
me to have sex

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with one of the most
untouchable girls in
our school tonight?

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Yeah.

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That's not even
humanly possible.

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Yeah, it is.

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Tonight is the
"Unity in the Community"
school dance, fool.

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And it's a lock-in.

219
00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:53,151
And you know what happens
at the lock-in, boy.

220
00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:54,853
(RANGERS MOANING)

221
00:10:56,689 --> 00:10:58,356
Okay,
for those of you that

222
00:10:58,358 --> 00:11:00,025
don't know
what a lock-in is,

223
00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:01,026
let me explain.

224
00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:03,194
<i> In an attempt to give</i>

225
00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:05,296
<i> all races and classes</i>
<i> of students a safe</i>
<i> party environment,</i>

226
00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:07,265
<i> and keep them away</i>
<i> from gang violence,</i>

227
00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:09,167
<i> we have an all-night</i>
<i> campus party</i>

228
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,969
<i> that culminates</i>
<i> in a sleep over,</i>

229
00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:12,704
<i> in the gym.</i>

230
00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:13,872
<i> Nice, safe and</i>
<i> wholesome, right?</i>

231
00:11:14,874 --> 00:11:17,075
<i> Wrong.</i>

232
00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:20,111
<i> Instead of the lock-in,</i>
<i> they need to call it</i>
<i> the "get it in."</i>

233
00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:23,214
<i> Because that's</i>
<i> all that's happening</i>
<i> all night long.</i>

234
00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:25,750
<i> Everybody sneaks off somewhere</i>
<i> to get their freak in...</i>
<i> (MOANING)</i>

235
00:11:26,752 --> 00:11:30,155
<i> ...drink in, smoke in,</i>

236
00:11:30,157 --> 00:11:33,925
<i> and frolic in.</i>

237
00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:38,129
<i> But the main attraction</i>
<i> is the Power 106</i>
<i> concert and talent show.</i>

238
00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:42,834
<i> Last year The New Boyz</i>
<i> took home $2,000 and</i>
<i> a major label record deal.</i>

239
00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:44,302
<i> Their lives changed forever.</i>

240
00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:46,137
<i> And they're coming back</i>
<i> this year to judge</i>

241
00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:48,373
<i> and give another act</i>
<i> a ticket out of the hood.</i>

242
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,008
(BELL RINGING)
Oh, shit, y'all.

243
00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:51,876
We're late! We better
get to class.

244
00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:53,278
Nigga,
we're The Rangers.

245
00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:54,879
We're not worried about
being late to class.

246
00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:56,181
Yeah, we run this school.

247
00:11:56,183 --> 00:11:57,849
This school don't run us,
extra meat.

248
00:11:57,851 --> 00:11:59,250
Yeah, nigga.
Quit tripping.

249
00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:01,820
I'm with the big dogs
running this school.

250
00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:03,722
This school don't run us.
(CHUCKLES)

251
00:12:03,724 --> 00:12:04,723
Ain't that right, dude?

252
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:06,725
Langston?

253
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,094
(FUNK MUSIC PLAYING)

254
00:12:18,204 --> 00:12:20,905
Tardy, tardy, tardy!

255
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:23,408
Get your Hot Pocket-sized
ass to my office!

256
00:12:26,112 --> 00:12:27,779
In here, sir.

257
00:12:29,849 --> 00:12:31,750
Little-ass homie,
in here.

258
00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:33,852
(SCOFFS)
Ain't that a rip?

259
00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:36,187
Damn. That's what's
wrong with you kids.

260
00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:39,357
Your mind is filled
with all that bullshit.

261
00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:40,892
I'm sick of it.
If I was your daddy,

262
00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:42,827
I'd be the one who
tore your ass up.

263
00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:45,396
I wouldn't play here.
I wouldn't put up
with none of it.

264
00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:46,531
That's right.
I'm trying to...

265
00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:50,235
Ooh!

266
00:12:50,237 --> 00:12:52,070
Look at that. Look at that.
Look at that. Look at that,
that, that, that...

267
00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:58,443
(FEEDBACK SQUEALS)
Stop looking at my girl.

268
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:01,312
I'm gonna tell you
one time and I ain't
gonna tell you no more.

269
00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:05,984
Keep your eyes and
your mind off my bitch.

270
00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:07,919
(SCOFFS)

271
00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:10,021
I mean, my faculty.
I'm sorry about that,
Mrs. Johnson.

272
00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:14,125
She hears every damn
thing. Everything!

273
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,394
Yeah, she is
a bitch sometimes.

274
00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:17,862
I needs to
talk to you.

275
00:13:19,865 --> 00:13:21,800
About that little
butt-naked dance
you just did

276
00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:23,868
out there on the quad
just a minute ago.

277
00:13:25,571 --> 00:13:27,806
Well...

278
00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:29,073
I'm not circumcised either.

279
00:13:29,075 --> 00:13:31,910
(LAUGHING)

280
00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:34,379
And I'm
sixty-some years old,
still ain't circumcised.

281
00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:36,881
Join the club!

282
00:13:36,883 --> 00:13:38,950
You've got a turtle-neck
little dick, too.

283
00:13:40,186 --> 00:13:41,553
You got a German
Shepherd dick.

284
00:13:41,555 --> 00:13:43,488
I got
a German Shepherd dick.

285
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:46,124
You got a Sean John
leather on your dick.
That's what you got.

286
00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:47,458
That's right. Levi leather.

287
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:49,561
(LAUGHS)

288
00:13:49,563 --> 00:13:52,363
I know it. When your
little dick gets a little
blanket lint on it,

289
00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:53,932
and cookie crumbs,
stuff like that,

290
00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:55,133
it's hard to (BLOWS)
blow out.

291
00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:56,401
I know what
you're talking about

292
00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:57,836
'cause I deal with it
all the time.

293
00:13:57,838 --> 00:13:59,137
You ain't even
gotta use a condom.

294
00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:02,006
Just twist the tip up
like a balloon.

295
00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:04,075
That little ball
will pop up.
(MAKES POPPING SOUND)

296
00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:05,176
More pleasure!

297
00:14:07,112 --> 00:14:09,247
Principal Rogers.
What?

298
00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:11,416
Is there any reason
that you have me
in your office?

299
00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:14,285
Yes, there's a reason
why I got you in here.

300
00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:15,954
I wanted to ask
you something.

301
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:18,323
You having a problem out
with 'em Ranger boys?

302
00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:20,258
The Rangers?
No, they're my friends.

303
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:24,128
That's what
I'm talking about.
See that! See that!

304
00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:26,164
I'm sitting here trying
to defend you and you're
running with 'em!

305
00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:27,565
I'm gonna tell you
something, Jebediah,

306
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,467
you're trying to start
some shit around here.

307
00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:32,003
The Rangers, now, all of
a sudden, is your friends.

308
00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,638
Ain't that a bitch.

309
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:36,074
You run around here
fooling with
the Mexican kids.

310
00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:38,309
They're gonna fuck one of
y'all up, up around here.

311
00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:41,446
Somebody's gonna bend you,
spin you and go up in you.
This is my school.

312
00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:45,049
And I won't play that.
I don't like any
of them one bit!

313
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:47,952
Are you getting initiated
into a gang, young Jiminey?

314
00:14:47,954 --> 00:14:52,056
Uh, my name is Jason,
and no, I'm not.

315
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:53,591
Cut the...
I'm gonna tell you
something, Jethro.

316
00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:55,894
You're gonna try
and start a race riot.

317
00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:58,496
You better leave
them Mexican kids alone,
they're gonna jump on you.

318
00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:00,932
Yeah, four to five of
them are gonna jump
on your little ass.

319
00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:02,934
They're gonna have
Home Depot
little jackets on,

320
00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:04,002
they don't play the fool.

321
00:15:05,971 --> 00:15:08,072
Yeah. Damn shit.

322
00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:10,909
You think it's a game?

323
00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:12,510
You think it's a game?

324
00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:15,013
You're gonna end
up on <i> First 38.</i>

325
00:15:16,448 --> 00:15:18,383
<i> First 38.</i>
<i> I thought it was 48.</i>

326
00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:19,484
Yeah, it's 38, nigga.

327
00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:22,587
Yes.

328
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,689
I hear you need one
more volunteer teacher
tonight for the lock-in.

329
00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:26,925
And you heard right, baby.
I need you here.

330
00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:28,493
Quicker than a cat
can lick his ass.

331
00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:30,929
(LAUGHING)
All right, great.
I'll see you there.

332
00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:38,670
I'm gonna tear
that ass up tonight.
Huh?

333
00:15:38,672 --> 00:15:41,606
Are you going to
the school dance tonight?

334
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:45,143
Yeah, come on. Get your
little nosey ass out of
here. Get on out of here.

335
00:15:50,582 --> 00:15:51,582
<i> The Hater Dance.</i>

336
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:53,952
<i> The Hater Dance.</i>

337
00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:56,587
<i> The Hater Dance.</i>

338
00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:57,588
Oh!

339
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,401
(HIP-HOP MUSIC
PLAYING ON HEADPHONES)

340
00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:18,609
What the fuck?

341
00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:21,446
It seems like today is
your unlucky day, Day.

342
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:24,482
That's funny, fool.

343
00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:27,218
Yeah.

344
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:29,053
Yo, why y'all messing with me?

345
00:16:29,055 --> 00:16:30,088
I know you got
some lawns to mow
or something.

346
00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:32,323
(GROANS)

347
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:39,030
So, Day Day,
you have a really
important phone call.

348
00:16:43,268 --> 00:16:44,702
Who's this?

349
00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:46,671
(SPEAKING SPANISH)

350
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,639
What? Nigga, speak English.
Who's this?

351
00:16:50,642 --> 00:16:56,547
It's Junior.
Just got out and
he wants his money.

352
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:59,117
Yeah, don't keep him
holding on the phone,
Holmes.

353
00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:02,220
That's rude.

354
00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:06,090
My bad, Junior.
I didn't know it was you.
How did you get out?

355
00:17:06,092 --> 00:17:08,326
I thought you were
in jail for triple life.

356
00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:10,628
(SPEAKING SPANISH)

357
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:12,296
(GROWLS)

358
00:17:12,298 --> 00:17:14,699
Look, man,
I got your money.
Don't worry.

359
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,634
OPERATOR:<i> Insert 25 cents</i>
<i> for another minute.</i>

360
00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:20,405
(SPEAKING SPANISH)

361
00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:22,473
What did he say?

362
00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:24,776
Don't ask me, fool.
I don't speak Spanish.

363
00:17:24,778 --> 00:17:27,678
(BIG JUNIOR
SPEAKING SPANISH)

364
00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:34,385
$2,000 by midnight
or Junior's gonna kill you.

365
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,689
(SIGHS)

366
00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:39,690
Shit.

367
00:17:42,661 --> 00:17:44,529
2 grand.

368
00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:47,365
Where am I gonna get
that from by midnight?

369
00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:49,233
Day Day, you cool?
Hell no.

370
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,302
These Ese's are
threatening me
over some shit

371
00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:52,837
my wack-ass father did!

372
00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:54,372
Uncle D-Smoke?

373
00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:56,574
Yeah, that lying-ass
nigga, Darren.

374
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:59,310
See, my mamma thought
it would be a good idea

375
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:02,213
for me to go
visit him in prison.

376
00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:03,815
TRINA: Say, "Hi, Daddy!"
Say, "Hi, Daddy!"

377
00:18:03,817 --> 00:18:06,684
Hi, Daddy.

378
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:08,719
Whose goddamn
white baby is that?

379
00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:12,090
This is your baby, okay?
He's just light skinned.
Mmm-hmm.

380
00:18:13,192 --> 00:18:14,659
That one might be mine.

381
00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:16,627
That one right there,
I'm not totally sure.

382
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:18,129
Just because you
named him Darren

383
00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:20,231
don't mean he
belongs to Darren.

384
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:22,700
But I don't care what
this baby's name is,

385
00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:25,303
this baby is rice skinned
but not light skinned.

386
00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:26,838
That is a white child.

387
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:29,841
That is Caucasian from
the mountains of Caucasus.

388
00:18:29,843 --> 00:18:33,444
That is a Slavic baby,
a Viking from Iceland.

389
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:36,314
That baby got 730
as a credit rating

390
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:38,349
right now as an infant.

391
00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:40,218
You the only one
I've been with, Darren.

392
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:41,686
Bitch, let me explain
to you the math.

393
00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:44,422
I've been in here
16 consecutive years.

394
00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:46,824
You know how
long "consecutive" is,
don't you?

395
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:50,128
Okay, so, it means
one right after the
motherfucking other.

396
00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:51,796
'Cause I ain't
never missed a day.

397
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,565
So clearly you've been
having some conjugal visits

398
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:56,767
with some
other motherfuckers
other than me.

399
00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:58,736
That's not my baby.

400
00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:02,373
That's almost
a grown white man
you've brought in here.

401
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:04,275
His glasses are
certainly grown.

402
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:07,245
I've never seen
a baby with that
type of prescription.

403
00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:10,748
And why does that baby
look like Officer Joshua?

404
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,416
Bitch, you've been
fucking the guard?

405
00:19:12,418 --> 00:19:14,519
TRINA: Ew! Nuh-uh!

406
00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:17,655
Hey, Darren, stop talking
to my mom like that,
man. Be respectful.

407
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:21,692
You're absolutely right.
I apologize for that.

408
00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:23,561
It's just that this bitch...
DAY DAY: Damn it.
There you go again.

409
00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:27,165
Your mother was misbehaving.

410
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:31,435
Sorry, I should've set
a better example
in front of

411
00:19:31,437 --> 00:19:34,605
the nice white gentleman
and your mother.

412
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:39,343
All right, so, could I
please speak to my black
son privately, please?

413
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:40,912
Would that be okay
with you, Trina?
Mmm-hmm.

414
00:19:40,914 --> 00:19:42,680
I mean you
no disrespect, sir.

415
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,782
Hope to work for you
one day when I get out.

416
00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:46,584
Come on, baby.

417
00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:47,919
Raggedy head...

418
00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:53,724
You have to excuse me, son.
This is my first white baby.

419
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,360
What's up, man?

420
00:19:57,429 --> 00:19:59,197
I'm in a jam.

421
00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:01,933
What?
Uh...

422
00:20:01,935 --> 00:20:06,370
There was
a gambling incident
and I need, like,

423
00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:08,973
13,000 cigarettes,

424
00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:10,374
preferably 6,000

425
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:12,243
of those non-menthol

426
00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:14,679
and then like 5,000
pineapple fruit cups.

427
00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:16,447
That's worth
about $2,000

428
00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:17,848
on the open
street market.

429
00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:18,983
If you can handle
that for me,

430
00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:20,418
I'd appreciate it.

431
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:22,853
Darren, what are
you talking about?

432
00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:26,257
Well, see, what
had happened was...

433
00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:29,927
Wait, you're gonna
do a flashback
within a flashback?

434
00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:31,462
Nigga, you know
you can't do that.

435
00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:33,231
Nigga, I'm a criminal.

436
00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:35,366
That's what I do,
what I'm not
supposed to do.

437
00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:36,901
So, now.

438
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:37,902
What had happened was...

439
00:20:40,439 --> 00:20:44,375
<i> No Mexican has ever</i>
<i> beat me in Dominoes.</i>
<i> Ever.</i>

440
00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:46,577
<i> But one day the cash</i>
<i> was on the line,</i>

441
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,879
<i> I had been sipping that lean</i>
<i> and he caught me slipping.</i>

442
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,383
(ROARS)

443
00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:54,785
What's this got
to do with me?
This is your problem.

444
00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:56,821
Uh, I didn't have
the money,

445
00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:59,523
and in lieu
of the money,
(CLEARS THROAT)

446
00:20:59,525 --> 00:21:02,960
I told Junior and his crew
that I had a rich son

447
00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:07,465
in a famous rap group,
and I'm sure
a little funky $2,000

448
00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:10,301
don't mean nothing
when he's clocking all
the dollars out there,

449
00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:12,403
Mr. Major Buckety Bucks.

450
00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:14,939
What? Man,
we ain't signed yet.
I ain't got no money.

451
00:21:16,908 --> 00:21:19,877
All right, well,
let's not be a Gloomy Gus.

452
00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:23,648
Okay, if you didn't
learn nothing from
your white brother, learn

453
00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:26,751
always look on
the bright side of life.

454
00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:28,853
But you still haven't
given him any money?

455
00:21:28,855 --> 00:21:31,555
No, I gave him
an orange this morning.

456
00:21:31,557 --> 00:21:34,458
But they're already
trying to make me make
small booty payments

457
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:36,060
and I only got
a small booty
to work with.

458
00:21:38,997 --> 00:21:41,899
(VOICE BREAKING)
Look here, man, um,
I only got one booty hole.

459
00:21:41,901 --> 00:21:44,335
You understand
what I'm saying?

460
00:21:44,337 --> 00:21:49,573
They don't take debit
or credit or nothing in here,
it's just hole. Okay?

461
00:21:49,575 --> 00:21:51,676
I've been holding
onto it for 16 years.

462
00:21:51,678 --> 00:21:53,811
I don't see no reason
to let it go now

463
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:58,416
over a few little
pineapple fruit cups
and some cigarettes.

464
00:21:58,418 --> 00:22:00,618
Speaking of which,
I need you to do me
a favor.

465
00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:02,520
(COUGHS)
(POPPING SOUND)

466
00:22:02,522 --> 00:22:04,322
You think you can
listen to these for me?

467
00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:06,991
That's disgusting, man.
Where'd you pull that
out from?

468
00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:09,627
Oh, from my Louis
Vuitton prison bag.

469
00:22:09,629 --> 00:22:11,762
Nigga, what do you think?
I pulled them out of my ass.

470
00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:14,398
You ain't got to smell it.
Just listen to it.

471
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:15,599
I know.
I know. It's time.

472
00:22:15,601 --> 00:22:17,568
Look, I only got
a few seconds

473
00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:20,871
before they snatch
me up out of here
'cause I'm a gangster!

474
00:22:20,873 --> 00:22:23,441
But look, I need you
to save my sphincter.

475
00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:25,609
You gonna embarrass me
in front of that
white man's child,

476
00:22:25,611 --> 00:22:26,711
you better lock me down!

477
00:22:26,713 --> 00:22:29,347
Some father I got, huh?

478
00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:31,716
Now I gotta pay
Junior by midnight.
(SIGHS)

479
00:22:31,718 --> 00:22:33,617
Anyway,
you get them drawers yet?

480
00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:38,956
I'm just messing with you.
Come on, bro, we got PE.

481
00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:40,591
Wait, you noticed I
was in your PE class?

482
00:22:40,593 --> 00:22:42,626
Yeah, man.

483
00:22:42,628 --> 00:22:44,495
I've seen you there
before, looking all
un-athletic and shit.

484
00:22:44,497 --> 00:22:46,464
(JASON LAUGHS)

485
00:22:46,466 --> 00:22:48,733
DAY DAY: Let's keep
this Junior thing
between me and you.

486
00:22:48,735 --> 00:22:51,635
PRINCIPAL ROGERS ON PA:
<i> It's 11:00. Get your</i>
<i> wretched ass into class!</i>

487
00:22:55,707 --> 00:22:58,943
JASON:<i> Man!</i>
<i> I'm in a tight situation.</i>

488
00:22:58,945 --> 00:23:01,078
<i> Go ahead.</i>
<i> Keep laughing at my pain.</i>

489
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:03,714
<i> But the struggle is real!</i>

490
00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:07,151
<i> Big Junior just magically</i>
<i> got released from</i>
<i> a triple life sentence.</i>

491
00:23:07,153 --> 00:23:09,019
<i> And he's on a mission</i>
<i> to kill my cousin Day Day.</i>

492
00:23:09,021 --> 00:23:10,688
<i> And probably me too,</i>
<i> once he finds out</i>

493
00:23:10,690 --> 00:23:13,591
<i> I'm trying to get</i>
<i> his sister's panties.</i>

494
00:23:13,593 --> 00:23:17,128
<i> Are those panties</i>
<i> really worth dying for?</i>

495
00:23:17,130 --> 00:23:21,031
<i> She probably got some</i>
<i> really nice panties.</i>

496
00:23:21,033 --> 00:23:23,467
<i> I guess I gotta do</i>
<i> what I gotta do.</i>

497
00:23:23,469 --> 00:23:25,569
<i> It's like my man</i>
<i> Shakespeare said,</i>

498
00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:28,806
<i> "Love is a smoke,</i>
<i> made from the fumes</i>
<i> of sighs,</i>

499
00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:31,442
<i> "being purged,</i>
<i> a fire sparkling</i>
<i> in lovers' eyes."</i>

500
00:23:32,444 --> 00:23:33,677
(SIGHS)

501
00:23:36,148 --> 00:23:38,616
Get your asses up
for some aerobics.

502
00:23:38,618 --> 00:23:40,184
Stand your asses up!

503
00:23:40,186 --> 00:23:43,888
Don't make Coach mad today.
Don't make me mad!
Come on now.

504
00:23:43,890 --> 00:23:48,192
Let's get into this
<i> Hater Dance,</i> shall we?
5, 6, 7 and 8.

505
00:23:48,194 --> 00:23:50,528
And to the left.

506
00:23:50,530 --> 00:23:51,595
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
Whoo! Yeah!

507
00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:54,098
Come on, guys.

508
00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:56,700
JULIAN: Man, what the hell
you doing, piddly dick?

509
00:23:56,702 --> 00:23:58,636
COACH FONTAINE: Move
like you got some
damn rhythm. Come on.

510
00:23:58,638 --> 00:24:00,438
Now step,
yeah, side to side,

511
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:01,705
yeah, side to side,
yeah, side to side.

512
00:24:01,707 --> 00:24:02,807
Oh, yeah! Keep going.

513
00:24:03,809 --> 00:24:04,809
Mmm!

514
00:24:05,811 --> 00:24:06,877
Do the dance.

515
00:24:09,781 --> 00:24:12,716
Not so hard, Venkatesh!
Not so hard. Okay?

516
00:24:12,718 --> 00:24:14,785
Hey. I'm so sick
of this damn song!

517
00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:17,988
Yeah, but I do like
the way B3's booty
shakes to that dance. Mmm!

518
00:24:18,990 --> 00:24:21,125
JASON: What's a B3?

519
00:24:21,127 --> 00:24:23,627
Man, you gotta keep up
with the acronyms if
you're gonna be a Ranger.

520
00:24:23,629 --> 00:24:25,729
B3 is Big Booty Becky.

521
00:24:25,731 --> 00:24:27,164
JASON: Oh.

522
00:24:27,166 --> 00:24:28,999
Come on, J-Extra.
Let's roll over
there right now.

523
00:24:29,001 --> 00:24:32,236
I like that, J-Extra.
That's your new name.

524
00:24:32,238 --> 00:24:34,505
Yeah. That's right.
Dougie's with it, boy.

525
00:24:34,507 --> 00:24:36,574
That's the Fredrick Douglass
right there, you old nigga.

526
00:24:38,176 --> 00:24:39,944
Can we help you,
little boy?

527
00:24:39,946 --> 00:24:42,146
No love.
Little homie with us.

528
00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:44,982
Oh, I'm sorry, Langston.
I didn't know.

529
00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:48,586
Hey. Didn't we go to
pre-school together?

530
00:24:48,588 --> 00:24:52,790
Uh, me? No.
See, I'm from Nigeria.

531
00:24:53,792 --> 00:24:54,859
Oh!

532
00:24:56,027 --> 00:24:57,895
Oh...

533
00:24:57,897 --> 00:25:01,699
Yeah. That's it.
You peed on me in
elementary school.

534
00:25:01,701 --> 00:25:04,101
What?
ALL: What?

535
00:25:04,103 --> 00:25:08,739
What are y'all doing,
not participating in
my calisthenics, huh?

536
00:25:08,741 --> 00:25:12,142
Coach, we're tired of
doing that fake-ass
electric slide, man.

537
00:25:12,144 --> 00:25:13,978
COACH FONTAINE:
<i> The Hater Dance</i> is
loved by everybody.

538
00:25:13,980 --> 00:25:15,145
DAY DAY: We don't like it.

539
00:25:15,147 --> 00:25:16,981
Oh, well, I'm sorry
to hear that.

540
00:25:16,983 --> 00:25:20,117
Baby Chris Rock face.
Why you hate
<i> The Hater Dance,</i> huh?

541
00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:24,021
You gotta like it!
Okay?

542
00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:26,524
We're about what's
popping next, not now!

543
00:25:26,526 --> 00:25:29,159
Yeah, we about to give
you a little taste of what
we gonna do tonight.

544
00:25:29,161 --> 00:25:30,995
Check it out!
Who painted your back?

545
00:25:30,997 --> 00:25:32,563
Little Negro division?

546
00:25:32,565 --> 00:25:33,797
JULIAN: Watch this,
little niggas.

547
00:25:36,301 --> 00:25:37,668
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

548
00:25:37,670 --> 00:25:39,737
(RANGERS RAPPING)

549
00:26:52,811 --> 00:26:54,311
(STUDENTS SINGING ALONG)

550
00:27:02,354 --> 00:27:05,623
Yo, we killed that.
We definitely
gonna win tonight.

551
00:27:05,625 --> 00:27:06,991
Bro, you already
know what's up.

552
00:27:06,993 --> 00:27:08,959
I know you saw how
Jasmine was on me.

553
00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:10,861
That's gonna be
my butt down tonight.

554
00:27:10,863 --> 00:27:13,731
Nigga, yeah, right!
You know her
daddy's a pastor.

555
00:27:13,733 --> 00:27:16,667
What? Are you doubting
the powers of a Ranger?

556
00:27:16,669 --> 00:27:19,203
My fault.
I repent.

557
00:27:19,205 --> 00:27:22,072
Yo, yo. Check that out.
That's confidence
right there.

558
00:27:22,074 --> 00:27:24,842
Day Day still ain't
gonna smash, but at
least he's confident.

559
00:27:25,844 --> 00:27:27,845
I don't know, bro.

560
00:27:27,847 --> 00:27:30,014
This whole Sweet Gyrl
thing's a little bit
out of my league.

561
00:27:30,016 --> 00:27:32,950
I couldn't even
get my name out.
I blew it.

562
00:27:32,952 --> 00:27:34,952
Don't trip,
you'll get
another chance.

563
00:27:34,954 --> 00:27:37,821
No, you won't,
little nigga.

564
00:27:37,823 --> 00:27:39,823
PRINCIPAL ROGERS ON PA:
<i> Mrs. Johnson,</i>
<i> report to the office.</i>

565
00:27:39,825 --> 00:27:41,825
<i> Mrs. Johnson,</i>
<i> report to the office.</i>

566
00:27:45,063 --> 00:27:46,930
ALL: Hi, Mrs. Johnson.

567
00:27:51,236 --> 00:27:53,404
Hi, boys!

568
00:27:55,407 --> 00:27:57,341
Damn!

569
00:27:57,343 --> 00:27:58,342
PRINCIPAL ROGERS:
<i> Stop looking at my bitch!</i>

570
00:28:01,079 --> 00:28:07,084
<i> Well, students, it's 12:30.</i>
<i> Lunch time, reduced lunch,</i>

571
00:28:07,086 --> 00:28:09,953
<i> bring your lunch.</i>
<i> Hell, no lunch.</i>

572
00:28:12,023 --> 00:28:13,090
BOY 1: Hey, man,
look at these
little niggas!

573
00:28:13,092 --> 00:28:14,191
BOY 2: Need to move.

574
00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:15,459
BOY 1: Move, man! Word!

575
00:28:15,461 --> 00:28:17,094
Man, that's why
The Rangers is gay.

576
00:28:17,096 --> 00:28:18,696
Nigga, what
the fuck you say?

577
00:28:18,698 --> 00:28:21,965
You heard
what he said, fool.
Y'all are gay!

578
00:28:21,967 --> 00:28:23,834
Man, that's the best
you could come up with?

579
00:28:23,836 --> 00:28:25,235
BOTH: Yeah!
Yeah?

580
00:28:25,237 --> 00:28:26,870
Cue these niggas off, yo!

581
00:28:26,872 --> 00:28:28,272
Our little nigga's funny.

582
00:28:28,274 --> 00:28:30,340
(TAPPING RHYTHMICALLY)

583
00:28:40,251 --> 00:28:42,486
<i> ¶ This Ranger game, man</i>
<i> Look at these suckers</i>

584
00:28:42,488 --> 00:28:45,089
<i> ¶ We run this school</i>
<i> Y'all niggas don't want it</i>

585
00:28:45,091 --> 00:28:47,458
<i> ¶ Hot, like your mamma</i>
<i> coochie in the summer</i>

586
00:28:47,460 --> 00:28:50,027
<i> ¶ The shit don't stop</i>
<i> Dillinger</i>

587
00:28:50,029 --> 00:28:52,496
<i> ¶ Dude, you assed-out</i>
<i> Plumber!</i>

588
00:28:52,498 --> 00:28:54,498
<i> ¶ Now I don't</i>
<i> understand something</i>
<i> ¶ What?</i>

589
00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:57,434
<i> ¶ Why he dressed like a man</i>
<i> but got breasts like a woman</i>

590
00:28:57,436 --> 00:28:59,336
<i> ¶ For lunch, eat a dick,</i>
<i> if you're hungry</i>

591
00:28:59,338 --> 00:29:01,839
<i> ¶ Coulda been your punks</i>
<i> But I got gypped</i>

592
00:29:01,841 --> 00:29:05,075
<i> ¶ Your mamma pussy DOA</i>
<i> That shit is stanky</i>

593
00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:06,944
<i> ¶ How you put up</i>
<i> with that stench?</i>

594
00:29:06,946 --> 00:29:09,313
<i> ¶ Even Stinkfinger</i>
<i> wouldn't get up in that bitch</i>

595
00:29:09,315 --> 00:29:10,948
<i> ¶ Her pubic hair is</i>
<i> like fucking on the Grinch</i>

596
00:29:10,950 --> 00:29:12,316
<i> ¶ Met your mamma</i>
<i> freshman year</i>

597
00:29:12,318 --> 00:29:14,351
<i> ¶ We've been fucking</i>
<i> ever since</i>

598
00:29:14,353 --> 00:29:16,420
<i> ¶ Nigga, ain't that</i>
<i> about a bitch?</i>

599
00:29:16,422 --> 00:29:18,789
<i> ¶ Look at your gear</i>
<i> See that it's sort of rent</i>

600
00:29:18,791 --> 00:29:21,191
<i> ¶ Your pants so tight</i>
<i> I can see your pussy print</i>

601
00:29:21,193 --> 00:29:23,460
<i> ¶ Camel-toe Joe,</i>
<i> let 'em know who you with</i>

602
00:29:23,462 --> 00:29:25,996
<i> ¶ Be like Bernie Mac</i>
<i> I'm the king of this comedy</i>

603
00:29:25,998 --> 00:29:28,465
<i> ¶ The back of your</i>
<i> neck looks like grits</i>
<i> Hominy</i>

604
00:29:28,467 --> 00:29:31,068
<i> ¶ Your braids so old</i>
<i> they singing</i>
<i> Negro Spirituals, homie</i>

605
00:29:31,070 --> 00:29:33,337
<i> ¶ Oh, nobody knows</i>

606
00:29:33,339 --> 00:29:36,006
<i> ¶ Tell the truth</i>
<i> Live honestly</i>

607
00:29:36,008 --> 00:29:38,375
<i> ¶ Come out the closet</i>
<i> with your promise ring</i>

608
00:29:38,377 --> 00:29:40,377
<i> ¶ You call this gay?</i>
<i> We happy, nigga!</i>

609
00:29:40,379 --> 00:29:42,513
<i> ¶ But I just played your girl</i>
<i> like an action figure ¶</i>

610
00:29:42,515 --> 00:29:45,249
STUDENTS: Ooh!
Matter of fact,
I'm gonna pass it, nigger!

611
00:29:45,251 --> 00:29:47,451
Yo, J-Extra! Go on,
blast these niggas.

612
00:29:47,453 --> 00:29:49,119
(CROWD CHEERING)

613
00:29:50,355 --> 00:29:52,022
JASON: Uh...

614
00:29:52,024 --> 00:29:53,323
Yo.

615
00:29:54,325 --> 00:29:56,293
Listen.

616
00:29:56,295 --> 00:29:58,796
JULIAN: Man, I told y'all
this kid wasn't
Ranger material.

617
00:30:00,231 --> 00:30:01,899
(CROWD JEERING)

618
00:30:01,901 --> 00:30:03,834
(BELL RINGS)

619
00:30:03,836 --> 00:30:06,170
PRINCIPAL ROGERS:
<i> Ahem! Students, did you</i>
<i> think I'm playing?</i>

620
00:30:06,172 --> 00:30:08,205
<i> I'm walking around here</i>
<i> looking for you.</i>

621
00:30:08,207 --> 00:30:11,475
<i> Get your little</i>
<i> goat-smelling asses</i>
<i> in your class.</i>

622
00:30:11,477 --> 00:30:14,411
<i> I'm out here working.</i>
<i> I'm looking. Don't make me</i>
<i> sneak up on you.</i>

623
00:30:14,413 --> 00:30:15,479
(ROARS)

624
00:30:19,184 --> 00:30:21,151
I smell pussy or pot.

625
00:30:22,587 --> 00:30:23,921
It's pot!

626
00:30:34,933 --> 00:30:38,268
(IN HOARSE VOICE)
Smoke weed every day.

627
00:30:38,270 --> 00:30:41,271
Everyone, take out
your poems and pass them
to the front.

628
00:30:41,273 --> 00:30:44,107
I hope you students
ain't fronting on
some bitch-ass shit

629
00:30:44,109 --> 00:30:46,210
and try and turn in
some old Jay-Z lyrics.

630
00:30:46,212 --> 00:30:47,878
I got all his albums.

631
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:50,180
I fucks with Hov!

632
00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:51,448
(R&B MUSIC PLAYING)

633
00:31:02,126 --> 00:31:03,493
(RECORD SCRATCH)

634
00:31:05,163 --> 00:31:08,899
Miss Moreno, late again.

635
00:31:08,901 --> 00:31:10,634
Sorry, Ms. Billingsly.

636
00:31:10,636 --> 00:31:14,338
You must think Billingsly
is a punk bitch?

637
00:31:14,340 --> 00:31:16,473
Because you are
treating me like a bitch,

638
00:31:16,475 --> 00:31:18,375
coming up in my class
all late and shit!

639
00:31:18,377 --> 00:31:21,178
Ms. Billingsly,
it's not even like that.

640
00:31:21,180 --> 00:31:24,448
And I bet your ass
didn't do the homework
assignment either, huh?

641
00:31:24,450 --> 00:31:27,417
Well, actually,
I have something...

642
00:31:27,419 --> 00:31:28,552
Uh-huh?

643
00:31:28,554 --> 00:31:32,956
(STAMMERING)

644
00:31:32,958 --> 00:31:38,528
I mean, I liked it.
It's formatted correctly.
The words are beautiful.

645
00:31:38,530 --> 00:31:40,297
You just forgot to
put your name on it.

646
00:31:40,299 --> 00:31:42,633
So, you didn't think
it was too long?

647
00:31:42,635 --> 00:31:44,234
Nah, you're perfect.
It's perfect.

648
00:31:45,236 --> 00:31:46,236
Thanks!

649
00:31:49,374 --> 00:31:53,277
Oh! You decided to
actually do some work.

650
00:31:53,279 --> 00:31:55,479
Well, I have got
to hear this shit!

651
00:31:55,481 --> 00:31:59,983
Miss Moreno,
do us the honor of
reciting that poem.

652
00:31:59,985 --> 00:32:03,487
What? (CHUCKLES)
To the front of the class,
Miss Moreno.

653
00:32:03,489 --> 00:32:05,389
Ms. Billingsly...
Don't talk back
to a pimp!

654
00:32:05,391 --> 00:32:07,224
Respect my gangsta!

655
00:32:16,968 --> 00:32:17,968
(CLEARS THROAT)

656
00:32:21,339 --> 00:32:23,206
"Admiring from afar

657
00:32:24,208 --> 00:32:25,609
"Courting in secret

658
00:32:27,111 --> 00:32:28,512
"Wishing for my star

659
00:32:30,248 --> 00:32:31,481
"My prayers to keep it

660
00:32:33,518 --> 00:32:35,686
"You are my star

661
00:32:35,688 --> 00:32:37,688
"In the safety of my dreams

662
00:32:39,123 --> 00:32:40,590
"You are my star

663
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:44,328
"Beauty gazing
for what seems

664
00:32:45,396 --> 00:32:46,530
"Like an eternity

665
00:32:47,565 --> 00:32:49,266
<i> "Too fearful for speaking</i>

666
00:32:50,301 --> 00:32:52,102
<i> "Too nervous for flirting</i>

667
00:32:53,237 --> 00:32:55,439
<i> "My words escape me</i>

668
00:32:55,441 --> 00:32:58,141
<i> "Yet flourish from the page</i>

669
00:32:58,143 --> 00:33:00,711
<i> "Maybe it's not yet</i>
<i> my season</i>

670
00:33:00,713 --> 00:33:02,512
<i> "My love ferments with age</i>

671
00:33:03,681 --> 00:33:06,049
<i> "I guess I must wait</i>

672
00:33:06,051 --> 00:33:08,418
<i> "I confess I must say</i>

673
00:33:08,420 --> 00:33:13,623
<i> "You are my star,</i>
<i> you are my star</i>

674
00:33:13,625 --> 00:33:17,127
"But I am just a glimmer
in the galaxy
of your existence

675
00:33:17,129 --> 00:33:19,529
<i> "But I go unnoticed</i>
<i> from a distance</i>

676
00:33:19,531 --> 00:33:21,431
<i> "Burned by your heat</i>

677
00:33:21,433 --> 00:33:24,434
<i> "I've yearned for so long</i>

678
00:33:24,436 --> 00:33:29,206
<i> "For you without me</i>
<i> is like a singer</i>
<i> with no song</i>

679
00:33:29,208 --> 00:33:33,377
"Yet still,
you are my star."

680
00:33:35,079 --> 00:33:36,313
(MOUTHING)

681
00:33:37,382 --> 00:33:40,517
MS. BILLINGSLEY: Oh, shit!

682
00:33:40,519 --> 00:33:43,153
That motherfucker
was hella dope.

683
00:33:43,155 --> 00:33:44,421
(SOBBING)

684
00:33:48,526 --> 00:33:49,559
(WHISPERING)
Thank you.

685
00:33:55,433 --> 00:33:58,268
PRINCIPAL ROGERS ON PA:
<i> Students, it's 3:00.</i>
<i> School is over.</i>

686
00:33:58,270 --> 00:34:00,037
<i> The school dance is tonight.</i>

687
00:34:00,039 --> 00:34:03,540
<i> No gang attire.</i>
<i> No lace front.</i>
<i> No thongs.</i>

688
00:34:03,542 --> 00:34:05,675
<i> No C-section scars.</i>
<i> See you tonight.</i>

689
00:34:12,183 --> 00:34:14,418
Hey, man, where the hell
is your clothes?

690
00:34:14,420 --> 00:34:16,620
My horse got the munchies
and ate them.

691
00:34:16,622 --> 00:34:18,755
Smooth move back there
in class, my son.

692
00:34:18,757 --> 00:34:21,491
But now it's time
to rope this filly.

693
00:34:21,493 --> 00:34:22,492
Man, what you
talking about?

694
00:34:22,494 --> 00:34:23,660
Here she comes.

695
00:34:23,662 --> 00:34:25,562
Jason. Jason!

696
00:34:26,831 --> 00:34:28,365
Oh, my God!

697
00:34:28,367 --> 00:34:30,767
She gave me an A!

698
00:34:30,769 --> 00:34:33,603
She even wrote,
"Your poem was the shit!"

699
00:34:33,605 --> 00:34:35,138
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

700
00:34:35,140 --> 00:34:37,574
I wish I was as good
a writer as you.

701
00:34:37,576 --> 00:34:41,278
I mean, you're talented.
I've seen you.

702
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:47,484
Really? I mean, I've
got the vocals. Just
not much of a songwriter.

703
00:34:47,486 --> 00:34:49,419
Maybe you should let me
help you with that.

704
00:34:49,421 --> 00:34:52,389
Yeah?
That would be cool.

705
00:34:53,624 --> 00:34:55,459
I guess I owe you now.

706
00:34:55,461 --> 00:34:57,527
No. You don't owe me.

707
00:34:57,529 --> 00:35:00,363
It's the least
I could do after peeing
on you in pre-school.

708
00:35:00,365 --> 00:35:02,365
(CHUCKLES)

709
00:35:02,367 --> 00:35:04,201
I knew I wasn't crazy.
That was you.
That was really stupid.

710
00:35:04,203 --> 00:35:05,769
Man, shut up! Shit.

711
00:35:06,838 --> 00:35:08,738
Excuse me?
Huh?

712
00:35:08,740 --> 00:35:10,807
I said shut up to
all them haters.

713
00:35:10,809 --> 00:35:12,409
And, uh, give me
your number.

714
00:35:13,411 --> 00:35:14,511
Okay.

715
00:35:23,721 --> 00:35:27,357
So, you should give
me a call sometime.

716
00:35:27,359 --> 00:35:29,459
And maybe we can
write a song together.

717
00:35:29,461 --> 00:35:30,894
Yeah. I'd like that.

718
00:35:33,331 --> 00:35:34,898
Fuck you, niggas.
How you do that shit?

719
00:35:34,900 --> 00:35:37,567
Oh, and aren't you
going to the
lock-in tonight?

720
00:35:37,569 --> 00:35:39,402
Uh, yeah. Uh-huh.

721
00:35:39,404 --> 00:35:41,705
Cool! I'll see
you there then.
Yeah.

722
00:35:45,343 --> 00:35:47,911
Yeah, nigga! That's
how you do it, nigga.
That's how you do it.

723
00:35:47,913 --> 00:35:50,480
Hey, Un-Circky,
she give you
the drawers yet?

724
00:35:52,617 --> 00:35:56,353
Oh, man!
I'm working on it, bro.

725
00:35:56,355 --> 00:35:58,655
Look who finally got
a little confidence.
Yeah.

726
00:35:58,657 --> 00:36:00,891
Got a little bit of
swag, too!

727
00:36:00,893 --> 00:36:03,393
You actually
got her number.
I can't believe it.

728
00:36:03,395 --> 00:36:05,162
That's right.
JULIAN: You know he ain't
gonna do nothing with it

729
00:36:05,164 --> 00:36:07,464
but get ink on his dick
when he's jacking off.

730
00:36:07,466 --> 00:36:08,565
(HONKING)

731
00:36:09,567 --> 00:36:11,301
Aw, shit!

732
00:36:11,303 --> 00:36:13,637
Who raggedy-ass
shit is that?

733
00:36:13,639 --> 00:36:15,572
Jason, bring your ass
over, boy!

734
00:36:15,574 --> 00:36:17,307
Nigga, that's your mamma?

735
00:36:17,309 --> 00:36:19,209
RANGERS: Oh, hell no!

736
00:36:19,211 --> 00:36:21,444
(TAWANNA SHOUTING AND HONKING)

737
00:36:21,446 --> 00:36:24,614
Goddamn. This boy's
gonna make me get
out of this goddamn car.

738
00:36:24,616 --> 00:36:26,850
Here, see what happened
is she's not all
the way my mamma.

739
00:36:26,852 --> 00:36:28,418
She's kind of my mamma,
just a little bit.

740
00:36:29,820 --> 00:36:31,755
Shit!

741
00:36:31,757 --> 00:36:34,824
Get it, cuz.
That's you. That's you.

742
00:36:34,826 --> 00:36:36,626
OG LIL' PRETTY THUG:
That's true, cuz.
I sat on two, cuz.

743
00:36:36,628 --> 00:36:37,861
Nigga, you lying!

744
00:36:37,863 --> 00:36:39,763
Actually, she's adopted.
I swear!

745
00:36:39,765 --> 00:36:41,364
Don't make me
embarrass you

746
00:36:41,366 --> 00:36:42,599
out here in front of
the school! Now come on.

747
00:36:42,601 --> 00:36:44,367
If she let you go,
we gonna be at my crib.

748
00:36:44,369 --> 00:36:46,303
All right.
I'm gonna hit your cell!

749
00:36:46,305 --> 00:36:48,505
You ain't gonna hit shit!
Who they fuck
are they anyway?

750
00:36:48,507 --> 00:36:50,407
Mamma, they was
my friends.

751
00:36:50,409 --> 00:36:51,808
(LAUGHS) You ain't got
no fucking friends.
Quit lying.

752
00:36:51,810 --> 00:36:54,578
(MEN TALKING EXCITEDLY)

753
00:36:54,580 --> 00:36:57,480
Hold on. Hold on.
What's happening?

754
00:36:57,482 --> 00:36:59,583
Hey, man, come on. Mamma.

755
00:36:59,585 --> 00:37:01,985
Old lady.
You see me out
here dancing?

756
00:37:01,987 --> 00:37:05,255
Crip walking and shit!
You're out here
interrupting my swag, lady.

757
00:37:05,257 --> 00:37:07,557
Yeah, bitch! You
interrupting his swag, ho!

758
00:37:07,559 --> 00:37:08,692
How about I
interrupt your life?

759
00:37:08,694 --> 00:37:09,859
Oh shit.
Shit done got real!

760
00:37:09,861 --> 00:37:11,661
Everybody, chill!
No. No. No.

761
00:37:11,663 --> 00:37:13,663
Look at me.
It's cool, lady.

762
00:37:13,665 --> 00:37:15,265
I'm not worried about
that little squirt-gun
you got, nigga.

763
00:37:15,267 --> 00:37:16,600
I got pussy hair
tougher than you.

764
00:37:16,602 --> 00:37:18,301
Yeah, it's on top
of your lip, bitch!

765
00:37:18,303 --> 00:37:19,302
Motherfucker!
All right!

766
00:37:35,753 --> 00:37:37,787
What seems to be
the problem, Percy?

767
00:37:37,789 --> 00:37:40,023
Nothing, Uncle.
Everything cool around
here. We're straight!

768
00:37:40,025 --> 00:37:42,659
I've done told you little
motherfuckers to stop
coming up to this school,

769
00:37:42,661 --> 00:37:44,361
you grown-ass niggas.

770
00:37:44,363 --> 00:37:46,596
You trying to gangbang?
You need to bang a job!

771
00:37:46,598 --> 00:37:48,531
I done told you
about selling
drugs around here.

772
00:37:48,533 --> 00:37:50,567
Come on, we ain't
getting nobody into that.

773
00:37:50,569 --> 00:37:53,003
We ain't in that life.
We just say no to that.
Ain't that right, my nigga?

774
00:37:53,005 --> 00:37:54,471
Excuse me, say what?

775
00:37:54,473 --> 00:37:55,472
I said, "We say no
to drugs, nigga!"

776
00:37:55,474 --> 00:37:56,706
Come again. Say what?

777
00:37:56,708 --> 00:37:59,542
(STAMMERING) No.

778
00:37:59,544 --> 00:38:01,911
Percy, you think you slick.
I'm on your ass.

779
00:38:01,913 --> 00:38:04,281
I'm on your ass
like stink on shit!

780
00:38:04,283 --> 00:38:06,716
Look, I told you to
stop calling me Percy
in front of my homies, man.

781
00:38:06,718 --> 00:38:08,551
It's OG Lil' Pretty Thug.
You know what it is.

782
00:38:08,553 --> 00:38:09,653
(PRINCIPAL ROGERS LAUGHS)

783
00:38:09,655 --> 00:38:11,655
Pretty thug!
A pretty thug?

784
00:38:11,657 --> 00:38:13,723
You look like a pretty
little chimpanzee!

785
00:38:14,992 --> 00:38:16,626
Not when I do this.

786
00:38:17,862 --> 00:38:18,962
Amazing!

787
00:38:18,964 --> 00:38:21,564
You look like
OG Meerkat.

788
00:38:21,566 --> 00:38:23,300
Meerkat?
Yeah, you look
like a little meerkat.

789
00:38:23,302 --> 00:38:25,535
All four of you is short!
You understand?

790
00:38:25,537 --> 00:38:27,537
All of you can do
a flip under the bed.

791
00:38:29,674 --> 00:38:32,609
Nigga, are them the shoes
with the wheels on
the bottom of 'em?

792
00:38:32,611 --> 00:38:34,544
You up here at the school
with some Heelys on?

793
00:38:35,546 --> 00:38:37,414
I'm crazy!

794
00:38:37,416 --> 00:38:39,783
Now, let this student

795
00:38:39,785 --> 00:38:41,818
and this
beautiful super-model...

796
00:38:41,820 --> 00:38:43,453
Thank you, baby!
...come on through.

797
00:38:44,555 --> 00:38:46,523
See you.
I'm gonna see you.

798
00:38:46,525 --> 00:38:48,024
Move, bitches!
You're gonna leave
'em alone around here.

799
00:38:48,026 --> 00:38:51,828
Hit me again.
Built like
a goddamn car!

800
00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:53,897
Call me when you want
a ride too, motherfucker!

801
00:38:54,899 --> 00:38:57,767
Yes, Lord!

802
00:38:57,769 --> 00:39:01,738
This milkshake brings all
the boys to the yard, son.
Trust and believe!

803
00:39:01,740 --> 00:39:03,440
I'll stick my face
in that ass.

804
00:39:03,442 --> 00:39:04,841
MAN: You'd get stuck.
Oh!

805
00:39:04,843 --> 00:39:07,110
That's how I got your
daddy to knock me up.

806
00:39:08,446 --> 00:39:10,580
Knocked me good and up!

807
00:39:10,582 --> 00:39:12,349
I want you to stay out
of my woman's face.

808
00:39:12,351 --> 00:39:13,350
You're not going
with that bitch.

809
00:39:13,352 --> 00:39:14,617
Yeah. Get on out of here.

810
00:39:14,619 --> 00:39:16,486
BAM BAM: Or what?
Or what? You sure?

811
00:39:16,488 --> 00:39:18,355
OG LIL' PRETTY THUG:
Let's roll.
Let's roll, nigga.

812
00:39:18,357 --> 00:39:20,724
Start, bitch!
God damn it!

813
00:39:20,726 --> 00:39:22,525
All of you better
be in a car seat
when you leave here.

814
00:39:22,527 --> 00:39:23,927
Easy, cuz!
Easy, cuz!

815
00:39:23,929 --> 00:39:25,662
Get your ass out of here!

816
00:39:28,399 --> 00:39:29,499
(CAR BACKFIRES)

817
00:39:29,501 --> 00:39:30,734
(CAR HORN HONKING)

818
00:39:30,736 --> 00:39:32,702
TAWANNA: Fucking
piece-of-shit car.

819
00:39:32,704 --> 00:39:34,838
Fuck this raggedy
motherfucker.

820
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:38,608
I don't give a fuck, bitch.
Go around, bitch.
Go around!

821
00:39:38,610 --> 00:39:41,578
Shit. I don't give a fuck.
What the fuck you
looking at, motherfucker?

822
00:39:44,815 --> 00:39:49,719
FEMALE REPORTER:
<i> Now, going live to the LAPD</i>
<i> eyewitness ride-along.</i>

823
00:39:49,721 --> 00:39:51,521
So, this is what
we like to do all day.

824
00:39:51,523 --> 00:39:53,056
We survey the land
and look for evildoers.

825
00:39:53,058 --> 00:39:54,924
And we like
picking up bitches!

826
00:39:54,926 --> 00:39:57,093
What the fuck
would you say that
in the camera for?

827
00:39:57,095 --> 00:39:58,128
You don't like
picking up bitches?

828
00:39:58,130 --> 00:40:00,397
I love picking up bitches.

829
00:40:00,399 --> 00:40:03,767
But I don't say it in
the camera. Holy shit!
Rock the cockblock!

830
00:40:03,769 --> 00:40:05,602
We got some serious

831
00:40:05,604 --> 00:40:06,903
rocking the cockblock
right here.
(SIREN WAILING)

832
00:40:06,905 --> 00:40:09,005
Pull over, fuckers.
We are in hot pursuit!

833
00:40:09,007 --> 00:40:10,874
They're pulling over.
We got ourselves
a hot tamale right here.

834
00:40:10,876 --> 00:40:12,876
Oh! Rock the cockblock!

835
00:40:12,878 --> 00:40:14,477
This is what
taxpayers pay for

836
00:40:14,479 --> 00:40:16,780
right here and these
boys are mine, baby!

837
00:40:16,782 --> 00:40:18,448
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

838
00:40:18,450 --> 00:40:21,818
<i> Rock the cockblock!</i>
<i> Yeah!</i>

839
00:40:26,690 --> 00:40:28,091
(LOUD HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
Turn the music down!

840
00:40:28,093 --> 00:40:29,626
Huh?

841
00:40:29,628 --> 00:40:31,027
Turn the music down!

842
00:40:32,029 --> 00:40:33,430
What?

843
00:40:33,432 --> 00:40:35,832
Turn the fucking
music down!

844
00:40:35,834 --> 00:40:38,835
Hold on, I can't hear you.
The music is too loud!
Let me turn it down.

845
00:40:38,837 --> 00:40:40,637
(TURNS MUSIC DOWN)
How fast you were going?

846
00:40:40,639 --> 00:40:42,972
Um...

847
00:40:42,974 --> 00:40:45,742
Apparently not
fast enough, Officer,
since you caught us.

848
00:40:45,744 --> 00:40:47,544
(BOTH LAUGHING)

849
00:40:47,546 --> 00:40:49,145
Obviously these guys
are on drugs. Okay?

850
00:40:49,147 --> 00:40:51,514
Do you have any
paraphernalia in the car?

851
00:40:51,516 --> 00:40:53,016
Any weapons?
BEN J: No, sir!

852
00:40:53,018 --> 00:40:57,754
I mean, ma'am.
Officer Penis?

853
00:40:57,756 --> 00:41:00,924
It's P'eniss.
It's French.

854
00:41:00,926 --> 00:41:04,527
Hey, Penis, all we
got is these brownies
my grandmother made

855
00:41:04,529 --> 00:41:08,164
and this non-alcoholic
grape drink to
wash it down with.

856
00:41:08,166 --> 00:41:11,000
<i> Really? Can I have</i>
<i> some of that?</i>
<i> BEN J: Yeah, man.</i>

857
00:41:11,002 --> 00:41:12,469
<i> Where's the drink?</i>
<i> LEGACY: You want some?</i>

858
00:41:12,471 --> 00:41:14,137
<i> What the fuck</i>
<i> are you doing?</i>

859
00:41:14,139 --> 00:41:16,473
<i> What the fuck are you doing?</i>
<i> This isn't a restaurant!</i>

860
00:41:16,475 --> 00:41:18,808
I'm starving. I didn't have
anything to eat today.

861
00:41:18,810 --> 00:41:20,643
But you can't
eat shit from them.

862
00:41:20,645 --> 00:41:22,712
Your grandmother
made these?
Yes, sir.

863
00:41:22,714 --> 00:41:25,114
These are amazing!
You tell her,
she needs her own show.

864
00:41:25,116 --> 00:41:28,651
OFFICER P'ENISS:
This is ridiculous shit!
Get out of the car!

865
00:41:28,653 --> 00:41:30,920
You have to be firm
and authoritative

866
00:41:30,922 --> 00:41:33,256
so that these perps
treat you with respect.

867
00:41:33,258 --> 00:41:34,257
(TIRES SCREECHING)
Cockblock!

868
00:41:35,626 --> 00:41:37,760
<i> Hot pursuit!</i>
<i> Hot pursuit!</i>

869
00:41:37,762 --> 00:41:41,798
<i> Two black men in</i>
<i> a white Rolls Royce</i>
<i> going down Fairfax.</i>

870
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:43,533
DISPATCH ON RADIO:
<i> Roger that, Officer Penis!</i>

871
00:41:43,535 --> 00:41:44,834
It's P'eniss!

872
00:41:46,136 --> 00:41:48,004
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

873
00:42:01,552 --> 00:42:02,952
(SHOUTING IN SPANISH)

874
00:42:04,855 --> 00:42:06,756
(LAUGHS)

875
00:42:06,758 --> 00:42:08,525
Yeah, man. I'm gonna
have to make you
work the corners.

876
00:42:08,527 --> 00:42:10,093
Make us some money, man!

877
00:42:10,095 --> 00:42:13,563
Whatever, Holmes!
I can feel the burn!

878
00:42:13,565 --> 00:42:15,732
This thing works.
I feel like Bruce Lee.

879
00:42:15,734 --> 00:42:18,701
We better start rehearsing
if we are gonna win
the talent show tonight.

880
00:42:18,703 --> 00:42:20,803
I got some cool moves.

881
00:42:20,805 --> 00:42:23,039
Hey, pretty bitches!

882
00:42:23,041 --> 00:42:26,075
I know you didn't
just disrespect us
and call us bitches.

883
00:42:26,077 --> 00:42:28,778
What you talking about
disrespecting? Ain't
nobody disrespect you!

884
00:42:28,780 --> 00:42:31,948
I said pretty bitches.
Disrespecting you
is calling you ugly bitches!

885
00:42:31,950 --> 00:42:33,650
(LAUGHS)
It's a compliment, bitch.

886
00:42:33,652 --> 00:42:34,751
Them bitches don't know.

887
00:42:34,753 --> 00:42:36,753
<i> Ay,</i> he does have a point.

888
00:42:36,755 --> 00:42:38,221
Thank you.

889
00:42:38,223 --> 00:42:39,756
MARY WANNA: Damn,
he is kinda cute,

890
00:42:39,758 --> 00:42:41,558
in a little chocolate
Smurf type of way.

891
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:44,561
It's me, baby.
You see it. (LAUGHS)

892
00:42:44,563 --> 00:42:47,697
You guys can't be serious.
Do you hear your friends?

893
00:42:47,699 --> 00:42:49,766
Come on, you guys,
let's go inside.

894
00:42:49,768 --> 00:42:52,569
BAM BAM: This bitch
over here acting like
a See-You-In-Tijuana.

895
00:42:52,571 --> 00:42:54,203
Hey, why don't you
stop cockblocking,
you little Mexican bitch.

896
00:42:54,205 --> 00:42:56,306
You see, she over
here trying to get it.

897
00:42:56,308 --> 00:42:59,642
Let your girl get it.
Over here, fucking up game.
Stankin' bitch!

898
00:42:59,644 --> 00:43:01,711
Mexican bitch!
(SINGING IN SPANISH)

899
00:43:01,713 --> 00:43:03,012
Bitch!
Bitch!

900
00:43:03,014 --> 00:43:05,315
Shit! Let's go!
Let's go!

901
00:43:05,317 --> 00:43:07,283
(BOTH LAUGHING)

902
00:43:07,285 --> 00:43:09,085
We are funny! We are...

903
00:43:10,087 --> 00:43:12,021
Look at this bitch!

904
00:43:12,023 --> 00:43:13,923
What's that you
called my sister?

905
00:43:13,925 --> 00:43:17,060
What the fuck?
The fuck you are
rolling up on for, cuz?

906
00:43:17,062 --> 00:43:18,061
Huh?
He must don't know.
He can't know.

907
00:43:18,063 --> 00:43:19,829
He can't know.

908
00:43:19,831 --> 00:43:22,198
I said, "Stop cockblocking,
you little Mexican bitch!"

909
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:23,967
Fucked, my boy!
That's what I said, cuz!

910
00:43:23,969 --> 00:43:25,368
This nigga got me
fucked up!

911
00:43:25,370 --> 00:43:27,203
Man, show 'em
what you do.
Oh, shit!

912
00:43:27,205 --> 00:43:30,173
Hold on, nigga.
It's back here.
There you go!

913
00:43:30,175 --> 00:43:31,908
OG Lil' Pretty Thug, nigga!
Okay. Now what?

914
00:43:31,910 --> 00:43:33,209
I'm about to put
this nigga in a box.

915
00:43:33,211 --> 00:43:35,011
Don't do it. Calm down.
You know how you get.

916
00:43:35,013 --> 00:43:37,113
Six feet under, nigga!
You hear me?

917
00:43:37,115 --> 00:43:39,115
Funeral service! Nigga, I...
It's seven now.
It's seven feet...

918
00:43:39,117 --> 00:43:40,817
Nigga, I'm talking
face on a brochure!

919
00:43:40,819 --> 00:43:42,085
Boy!
Lights out!

920
00:43:42,087 --> 00:43:44,187
Okay!
Hear me?
Clap on, clap off!

921
00:43:44,189 --> 00:43:46,756
Okay!
See, you got me
fucked up, cuz.

922
00:43:46,758 --> 00:43:48,625
Comeback! Comeback! Comeback!
You got me
fucked up, cuz!

923
00:43:48,627 --> 00:43:50,393
Pretty Thug, nigga!
You understand?
Comeback! Okay!

924
00:43:50,395 --> 00:43:52,128
You don't know,
ask somebody.
Okay!

925
00:43:52,130 --> 00:43:54,998
Don't fuck around
and get shot by
a pretty nigga, nigga!

926
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,399
What is he talking about?
Excuse me, what?

927
00:43:56,401 --> 00:43:58,401
I said, "OG Lil'
Pretty Thug!"

928
00:43:58,403 --> 00:43:59,869
Come again, say what?
I'm... I'm telling...

929
00:43:59,871 --> 00:44:01,738
(GROWLS)
Oh, shit!

930
00:44:01,740 --> 00:44:03,139
This nigga real!
This nigga real!
Oh, shit!

931
00:44:03,141 --> 00:44:04,674
(GRUNTS)
(SCREAMS)

932
00:44:04,676 --> 00:44:06,909
Oh, shit.
This motherfucker is strong!

933
00:44:06,911 --> 00:44:09,078
Fucking thug, nigga.
I'll kill you, bitch!

934
00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:11,748
Oh, Jesus Christ and
the Latter Day Saints.
What the fuck?

935
00:44:11,750 --> 00:44:13,816
Bam! Get the grenade
on this nigga, man!

936
00:44:13,818 --> 00:44:16,252
Get us a what?
Grenade this nigga, man!

937
00:44:16,254 --> 00:44:17,687
Pray to him! Pray to him!

938
00:44:18,689 --> 00:44:20,289
(SHOUTING IN SPANISH)

939
00:44:20,291 --> 00:44:22,158
Put him down!
He don't deserve that.

940
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:23,760
Get this cholo, nigga!

941
00:44:23,762 --> 00:44:26,029
Damn! I'm too pretty
for this shit.

942
00:44:27,931 --> 00:44:29,165
(YELLING)

943
00:44:33,671 --> 00:44:35,071
God damn!
That nigga threw you!

944
00:44:35,073 --> 00:44:36,906
(SCREAMS)

945
00:44:36,908 --> 00:44:38,174
Shit!

946
00:44:38,176 --> 00:44:39,442
Oh, shit! Nigga!

947
00:44:43,947 --> 00:44:45,014
I feel that shit!

948
00:44:45,016 --> 00:44:46,449
Enough! Enough!

949
00:44:46,451 --> 00:44:47,850
Listen to me!

950
00:44:47,852 --> 00:44:49,218
(CROWD SHOUTING)

951
00:44:49,220 --> 00:44:50,319
Shit!

952
00:44:50,321 --> 00:44:52,789
I always wanted
to do that, eh?

953
00:44:52,791 --> 00:44:54,023
OG LIL' PRETTY THUG:
Hey, Bam, grab my gun!

954
00:44:55,092 --> 00:44:56,392
Excuse me, say what?

955
00:44:56,394 --> 00:44:58,161
Grab my gun!

956
00:44:58,163 --> 00:45:00,029
Come again, say what?
Get my gun!

957
00:45:00,031 --> 00:45:02,799
I can't understand
you. Oh, shit!

958
00:45:02,801 --> 00:45:04,067
Hey, you can't shoot
a nigga with Jesus
on their face.

959
00:45:04,069 --> 00:45:05,735
Now come on,
in the name of Allah!

960
00:45:05,737 --> 00:45:08,271
Don't do it.
Fall back, Holmes.
Fall back.

961
00:45:08,273 --> 00:45:09,272
Okay!

962
00:45:17,314 --> 00:45:19,148
What's that you
said about my sister?

963
00:45:20,350 --> 00:45:22,118
Will about mine, cuz...

964
00:45:24,321 --> 00:45:25,321
(GUN CLICKS)

965
00:45:27,491 --> 00:45:28,825
FLACO: No bullets?

966
00:45:28,827 --> 00:45:30,426
(ESE'S LAUGH)

967
00:45:30,428 --> 00:45:32,795
This motherfucker put
no bullets in his gun.

968
00:45:34,498 --> 00:45:36,165
MAN: Looks like your life
is full of blanks, fool.

969
00:45:37,201 --> 00:45:39,135
(SIREN WAILING)

970
00:45:39,137 --> 00:45:41,904
MAN: Hey, that's The New Boyz?
They just cut their new album.

971
00:45:41,906 --> 00:45:42,972
Fuck that shit.

972
00:45:44,241 --> 00:45:45,742
Just come on, nigga!

973
00:45:45,744 --> 00:45:48,745
I'm not getting up.

974
00:45:48,747 --> 00:45:51,080
This nasty!
I've been
fucked up, nigga.

975
00:45:51,082 --> 00:45:52,081
Y'all got me fucked up!

976
00:45:52,083 --> 00:45:53,950
BAM BAM: All the way up.

977
00:45:53,952 --> 00:45:57,153
You talking like a real
gigo. You talking like
a real gigo, man.

978
00:46:00,524 --> 00:46:02,925
Oh, shit! We made it
to World Star?

979
00:46:02,927 --> 00:46:04,227
Man, that shit's crazy.

980
00:46:04,229 --> 00:46:05,828
Hey, nigga,
I killed them niggas off.

981
00:46:05,830 --> 00:46:07,330
Ain't that some good shit.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

982
00:46:07,332 --> 00:46:09,165
Hey, y'all.
Hear that, nigga.

983
00:46:09,167 --> 00:46:11,434
Look whose mom finally
let him out the house.

984
00:46:11,436 --> 00:46:14,203
Hey, y'all are wack.
You hating 'cause
my momma care.

985
00:46:14,205 --> 00:46:18,174
Ghetto-ass mama.
She care about
gun play.

986
00:46:18,176 --> 00:46:20,910
Did you see your
little cameo on World
Star? Check it out.

987
00:46:20,912 --> 00:46:22,145
Got a million views.

988
00:46:22,147 --> 00:46:23,346
JASON: Is it tight?

989
00:46:23,348 --> 00:46:25,314
<i> Yo!</i>

990
00:46:25,316 --> 00:46:27,183
(RANGERS LAUGHING)

991
00:46:27,185 --> 00:46:28,851
JULIAN: Loser!

992
00:46:28,853 --> 00:46:30,853
Langston, can I use your
phone to call Anastacia?

993
00:46:30,855 --> 00:46:32,421
Why don't you
call at your crib?

994
00:46:32,423 --> 00:46:35,091
Well, we don't have
a house phone.

995
00:46:35,093 --> 00:46:37,059
All we got is
my mom's pager.

996
00:46:37,061 --> 00:46:39,462
Besides, I need
the moral support from
my guys, you know?

997
00:46:39,464 --> 00:46:41,130
I'm mad nervous, y'all.

998
00:46:42,166 --> 00:46:44,834
For sure.
Call her.

999
00:46:44,836 --> 00:46:48,004
JULIAN: And I'm gonna
call George Kush and
light up this blunt.

1000
00:46:51,308 --> 00:46:53,543
You know what?
I can't believe
they beat my record.

1001
00:46:53,545 --> 00:46:58,147
You know I hold
the record for most
videos retired on 106...

1002
00:46:58,149 --> 00:47:00,449
And this one is smashing it.
How many days it's been over?
(LAUGHING)

1003
00:47:00,451 --> 00:47:02,985
Cut it! 78 days!

1004
00:47:02,987 --> 00:47:04,854
(ALL CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)

1005
00:47:05,856 --> 00:47:07,857
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

1006
00:47:13,230 --> 00:47:15,097
(SPEAKING SPANISH)

1007
00:47:15,099 --> 00:47:17,300
(PHONE RINGS)

1008
00:47:18,402 --> 00:47:19,869
Hello!

1009
00:47:19,871 --> 00:47:21,137
Yo, it's Jason.

1010
00:47:22,606 --> 00:47:24,106
Who the hell is Jason?

1011
00:47:25,342 --> 00:47:27,543
What do you want
with my daughter?

1012
00:47:27,545 --> 00:47:31,914
Hey, sir, it's Jason
and I want to speak
with Anastacia, sir.

1013
00:47:31,916 --> 00:47:33,516
Man, you didn't
answer my question.
Who are you?

1014
00:47:33,518 --> 00:47:36,085
And what the fuck do you
want with my daughter?

1015
00:47:36,087 --> 00:47:39,956
Uh... Me and Anastacia
are ass-mates...
I mean classmates!

1016
00:47:39,958 --> 00:47:42,058
We share a room...

1017
00:47:42,060 --> 00:47:44,927
We share a classroom
and I help her with
her homework.

1018
00:47:44,929 --> 00:47:47,263
And I wanted to
know if she needed
any more help... Help...

1019
00:47:47,265 --> 00:47:48,564
If she needed me
to help her with
her homework.

1020
00:47:48,566 --> 00:47:49,932
'Cause I helped her
with her homework.

1021
00:47:49,934 --> 00:47:52,168
Hold on. Anastacia!

1022
00:47:53,604 --> 00:47:54,937
ANASTACIA: I'm coming.

1023
00:48:01,044 --> 00:48:02,211
Hello?

1024
00:48:03,547 --> 00:48:04,881
Hey, Anastacia.

1025
00:48:05,883 --> 00:48:08,084
Jason?

1026
00:48:08,086 --> 00:48:10,620
Yeah. I thought this
was your cell phone.

1027
00:48:12,256 --> 00:48:14,957
I lost my cell phone.
This is my home phone.

1028
00:48:14,959 --> 00:48:16,092
What's up?

1029
00:48:17,227 --> 00:48:20,663
Uh, nothing.
What's up with you?

1030
00:48:20,665 --> 00:48:23,032
Hey, yo, tell her
to put the phone
up to her coochie!

1031
00:48:23,034 --> 00:48:24,967
(RANGERS LAUGHING)

1032
00:48:24,969 --> 00:48:26,168
(WHISPERS) Shut up!

1033
00:48:26,170 --> 00:48:27,470
Excuse me?
Uh...

1034
00:48:27,472 --> 00:48:30,406
Nothing.
Nothing at all.
Nothing.

1035
00:48:30,408 --> 00:48:32,909
Um...

1036
00:48:32,911 --> 00:48:35,478
I guess I'll see you
later on at the lock-in.

1037
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:37,546
Later on.
(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)

1038
00:48:37,548 --> 00:48:38,915
I guess so.

1039
00:48:53,964 --> 00:48:55,064
(COUGHING)

1040
00:48:56,433 --> 00:48:58,567
Straight crash and burn!

1041
00:48:58,569 --> 00:49:00,636
You got all shook
when her dad got
on the phone.

1042
00:49:00,638 --> 00:49:02,605
It was downhill from there.

1043
00:49:02,607 --> 00:49:05,241
She probably thinks
you are a big-ass dork
right about now.

1044
00:49:05,243 --> 00:49:07,109
I told you about them
Mexican daddies, man.

1045
00:49:07,111 --> 00:49:09,211
No niggers
in<i> mi casa,</i> fool!

1046
00:49:09,213 --> 00:49:11,480
LANGSTON: Confidence, bro.
That's all it is.

1047
00:49:11,482 --> 00:49:12,648
Stop being so
fuckin' nervous.

1048
00:49:12,650 --> 00:49:14,216
JULIAN: Yeah, virgin!

1049
00:49:21,091 --> 00:49:22,959
Who was that on the phone?

1050
00:49:22,961 --> 00:49:25,328
Nobody. It was just
a friend from school.

1051
00:49:25,330 --> 00:49:26,562
He was helping me
with homework.

1052
00:49:26,564 --> 00:49:28,631
Oh, yeah?
He's helping you out.

1053
00:49:28,633 --> 00:49:32,134
And your little
friend from school.
Is he a<i> negrito?</i>

1054
00:49:32,136 --> 00:49:33,736
What does it matter?

1055
00:49:33,738 --> 00:49:37,206
<i> Orale,</i> Kim Kardashian?
Now you're dating
black guys?

1056
00:49:37,208 --> 00:49:38,607
Papa!
Papa?

1057
00:49:38,609 --> 00:49:40,376
Don't papa me.

1058
00:49:40,378 --> 00:49:43,612
Okay, I know how
suave black guys are.

1059
00:49:43,614 --> 00:49:48,250
They talk to you with
that Mack Daddy lingo,
holding their giant penises.

1060
00:49:48,252 --> 00:49:50,219
All right, and I could
tell by this kid's voice,

1061
00:49:50,221 --> 00:49:51,587
over the phone,

1062
00:49:51,589 --> 00:49:53,489
it was all deep,
he's got a giant<i> palo.</i>

1063
00:49:54,491 --> 00:49:55,992
No, he doesn't.

1064
00:49:55,994 --> 00:49:57,259
What did you say?

1065
00:49:57,261 --> 00:49:59,095
Nothing.

1066
00:49:59,097 --> 00:50:02,298
Look, Ana,
you're a beautiful Latina,
which means...

1067
00:50:02,300 --> 00:50:03,599
Which means what?

1068
00:50:03,601 --> 00:50:07,036
Which means
you're fertile as hell.

1069
00:50:07,038 --> 00:50:10,606
I don't want some little
black nappy-headed baby
with a big penis

1070
00:50:10,608 --> 00:50:12,441
running around this house,
touching all my shit,

1071
00:50:12,443 --> 00:50:14,410
and leaving him
for me to raise.

1072
00:50:14,412 --> 00:50:16,312
ANASTACIA: I can't believe
we're talking...
Big black baby.

1073
00:50:16,314 --> 00:50:18,381
...about this right now.
I'm a virgin.

1074
00:50:18,383 --> 00:50:23,185
I didn't run off
like you and Mom and get
pregnant when I was 16.

1075
00:50:23,187 --> 00:50:26,722
All right, well, at least
I stuck around to take
care of my children.

1076
00:50:26,724 --> 00:50:28,591
Those black guys
come around with
their cool talk

1077
00:50:28,593 --> 00:50:30,326
and they get you in bed,

1078
00:50:30,328 --> 00:50:33,095
and when you get pregnant,
they turn into magicians.

1079
00:50:33,097 --> 00:50:34,497
Magicians?

1080
00:50:34,499 --> 00:50:36,298
Yeah, magicians,
like that<i> acho</i> we saw

1081
00:50:36,300 --> 00:50:37,600
at the casino,
David Coppertone.

1082
00:50:37,602 --> 00:50:39,435
Yeah, Coppertone.
OSCAR: He was good.

1083
00:50:39,437 --> 00:50:40,436
Yeah, it was funny.
OSCAR: The rabbits?

1084
00:50:40,438 --> 00:50:42,304
Yeah, they were cute.

1085
00:50:42,306 --> 00:50:43,739
They disappear.

1086
00:50:43,741 --> 00:50:46,442
I don't want you to
become a statistic.
All right?

1087
00:50:46,444 --> 00:50:50,212
I'm telling you because
I want you to take care of
yourself. I care about you.

1088
00:50:50,214 --> 00:50:53,482
Papa, don't worry about me.
Worry about your sons.

1089
00:50:53,484 --> 00:50:55,651
Like Junior, the one
that just got out of jail?
(VIDEO GAME BEEPS)

1090
00:50:55,653 --> 00:50:56,652
(GRUNTS)

1091
00:50:57,821 --> 00:50:59,355
Or this one.

1092
00:50:59,357 --> 00:51:01,223
The 18-year-old who
still wears slippers

1093
00:51:01,225 --> 00:51:02,725
because he doesn't know
how to tie his shoes.

1094
00:51:02,727 --> 00:51:04,193
Hmm?

1095
00:51:06,229 --> 00:51:08,564
Oh, no, I know
how to tie my shoes.

1096
00:51:08,566 --> 00:51:11,233
I just think the concept
of laces is stupid.

1097
00:51:11,235 --> 00:51:14,103
I would have to
agree with Flaco
on that one.

1098
00:51:14,105 --> 00:51:16,739
Who asked you to talk,<i> ese,</i>
<i> and why are you always here?</i>

1099
00:51:16,741 --> 00:51:20,242
Yeah. Why are
you always here?

1100
00:51:20,244 --> 00:51:21,644
What do you mean?
I'm family.

1101
00:51:21,646 --> 00:51:23,412
How are you family, fool?

1102
00:51:23,414 --> 00:51:25,681
Yeah. How are
you family, fool?

1103
00:51:28,318 --> 00:51:31,487
I'm second cousin
to your third cousin's
<i> cunado, El Machete,</i>

1104
00:51:31,489 --> 00:51:33,255
who married Consuela,
who was married

1105
00:51:33,257 --> 00:51:35,491
to Pablo before and
then escaped to the US.

1106
00:51:35,493 --> 00:51:39,295
After that,
<i> El Machete</i> took care of me,
and then he disappeared.

1107
00:51:39,297 --> 00:51:41,564
So, I didn't know what to do.
So I just came here.

1108
00:51:41,566 --> 00:51:42,731
And that's all I have
to say about that.

1109
00:51:44,701 --> 00:51:46,836
And you want me to be
with somebody like this?

1110
00:51:46,838 --> 00:51:48,370
Gosh, Papa.

1111
00:51:49,606 --> 00:51:52,541
Shit, she might
have a point.

1112
00:51:52,543 --> 00:51:54,276
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

1113
00:51:54,278 --> 00:51:56,612
DJ ON MIC:<i> Power 106!</i>
<i> DJ Sully Sal.</i>

1114
00:51:56,614 --> 00:52:00,382
<i> The moment you've</i>
<i> been waiting for</i>
<i> is going down.</i>

1115
00:52:00,384 --> 00:52:02,585
We're gonna
lock your asses in.

1116
00:52:02,587 --> 00:52:06,322
<i> At the talent contest</i>
<i> we will be making</i>
<i> some stars tonight.</i>

1117
00:52:06,324 --> 00:52:08,491
<i> You know how we do it.</i>
<i> Y'all ready?</i>

1118
00:52:08,493 --> 00:52:13,129
It's all about
Unity in the Community!
Yo, Monte Vista, let's go!

1119
00:52:13,131 --> 00:52:15,498
We got The Rej3ctz
in the house!
(CROWD CHEERING)

1120
00:52:15,500 --> 00:52:17,199
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

1121
00:52:48,231 --> 00:52:51,267
Oh, snap!
The Rangers are
in the house!

1122
00:52:51,269 --> 00:52:53,569
They're the favorites to win
the contest tonight, y'all.

1123
00:53:00,677 --> 00:53:03,312
You Ranger boys
better behave
yourselves tonight.

1124
00:53:06,449 --> 00:53:08,551
I'm gonna behave
on that ass tonight.

1125
00:53:08,553 --> 00:53:10,452
DAY DAY: Yeah,
Ms. Johnson got cakes.

1126
00:53:11,922 --> 00:53:13,689
I ain't gonna lie.
She is nice looking.

1127
00:53:13,691 --> 00:53:15,824
Come on, man.

1128
00:53:15,826 --> 00:53:17,359
What you're really
supposed to be worried
about is Anastacia tonight.

1129
00:53:20,830 --> 00:53:24,266
Nigga, this ain't
the Disney Channel.
You better go handle that.

1130
00:53:24,268 --> 00:53:26,335
She practically
throwing her pussy
at you, fuck boy.

1131
00:53:26,337 --> 00:53:27,670
LANGSTON: All you got
to do is catch it.

1132
00:53:29,839 --> 00:53:31,440
I don't even know
what to do, y'all.

1133
00:53:31,442 --> 00:53:33,242
I know what this
little nigga needs.

1134
00:53:33,244 --> 00:53:34,276
RANGERS: Seven minutes
of heaven.

1135
00:53:38,248 --> 00:53:39,582
LANGSTON: Hey!

1136
00:53:39,584 --> 00:53:41,784
Everybody got their
name in the hat?

1137
00:53:41,786 --> 00:53:44,653
For sure. Y'all know
how this goes down.

1138
00:53:44,655 --> 00:53:46,722
Seven minutes of heaven.

1139
00:53:46,724 --> 00:53:48,624
I pick two names
out of this cap,

1140
00:53:48,626 --> 00:53:50,826
y'all go into this
closet right here
for seven minutes.

1141
00:53:52,262 --> 00:53:53,696
First two names are...

1142
00:53:54,898 --> 00:53:56,532
(CHUCKLES)

1143
00:53:56,534 --> 00:53:57,700
Julian
and Big Booty Becky.

1144
00:53:58,702 --> 00:53:59,935
Get in.

1145
00:54:01,271 --> 00:54:02,671
What a nasty ho!

1146
00:54:02,673 --> 00:54:03,906
(STOPWATCH BEEPS)

1147
00:54:03,908 --> 00:54:04,974
Seven minutes.

1148
00:54:06,276 --> 00:54:07,576
So, what's up, Becky?

1149
00:54:08,645 --> 00:54:10,512
Absolutely nothing.
(GROANS)

1150
00:54:10,514 --> 00:54:12,681
For seven minutes.

1151
00:54:12,683 --> 00:54:13,882
Come on,
don't be like that.

1152
00:54:15,018 --> 00:54:16,352
Ow.

1153
00:54:18,955 --> 00:54:20,990
(SIREN WAILING)

1154
00:54:20,992 --> 00:54:23,425
Doesn't this just get
your adrenaline going?

1155
00:54:23,427 --> 00:54:26,495
It's like a dominatrix
has your balls
in a vice grip!

1156
00:54:26,497 --> 00:54:30,733
This is what super
cops do, right, Lagney?
(LAUGHS)

1157
00:54:30,735 --> 00:54:32,368
What the fuck
are you doing?

1158
00:54:32,370 --> 00:54:34,870
I've had three
of these things...
Shit.

1159
00:54:34,872 --> 00:54:36,472
The best.

1160
00:54:36,474 --> 00:54:39,275
What happens when
you lick a goat's ass?

1161
00:54:39,277 --> 00:54:41,910
Ah... (LAUGHS)

1162
00:54:41,912 --> 00:54:43,445
OFFICER P'ENISS:
<i> Pay attention, fucker!</i>

1163
00:54:45,548 --> 00:54:46,749
(LAUGHING)

1164
00:54:50,687 --> 00:54:51,854
OFFICER LAGNEY:
I think you're beautiful.

1165
00:54:51,856 --> 00:54:52,921
What?

1166
00:54:52,923 --> 00:54:53,922
I think you're beautiful.

1167
00:54:56,459 --> 00:54:58,394
You're beautiful.

1168
00:54:58,396 --> 00:55:00,663
Get your hand off
my tit, man! I'm driving.

1169
00:55:00,665 --> 00:55:02,665
I like you.

1170
00:55:06,569 --> 00:55:07,903
So we not gonna
do nothing, Becky?

1171
00:55:07,905 --> 00:55:09,638
Would you even
be interested if

1172
00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:10,939
I didn't have this
big ol' booty on me?

1173
00:55:10,941 --> 00:55:12,474
What?

1174
00:55:12,476 --> 00:55:13,509
What kind of
question is that?

1175
00:55:13,511 --> 00:55:15,010
That's what I thought.

1176
00:55:15,012 --> 00:55:16,779
All you like me for
is my booty.

1177
00:55:16,781 --> 00:55:18,714
It's such a nice booty.

1178
00:55:20,617 --> 00:55:23,919
Plus, you got a cute smile.

1179
00:55:23,921 --> 00:55:26,555
And a dimple that only
comes out when you laugh.

1180
00:55:26,557 --> 00:55:27,756
Aw.

1181
00:55:27,758 --> 00:55:30,392
See, I'm a nice guy.

1182
00:55:30,394 --> 00:55:31,627
LANGSTON: One minute left!

1183
00:55:31,629 --> 00:55:33,529
Shit, that's all I need.

1184
00:55:33,531 --> 00:55:35,030
You don't got to
tell me twice.

1185
00:55:37,434 --> 00:55:38,801
Daddy about to get it on.

1186
00:55:38,803 --> 00:55:40,002
(BOTH MOANING)

1187
00:55:40,004 --> 00:55:41,970
Fuck!

1188
00:55:41,972 --> 00:55:43,439
You love the white
chocolate. (CHUCKLES)

1189
00:55:43,441 --> 00:55:44,740
I normally don't
date white women.

1190
00:55:44,742 --> 00:55:46,508
But when I do...

1191
00:55:46,510 --> 00:55:48,477
(YELLS)

1192
00:55:48,479 --> 00:55:50,112
What are y'all doing
out in this hallway?
Get to the dance!

1193
00:55:50,114 --> 00:55:53,415
The question is, sir,
what are you
doing out here?

1194
00:55:53,417 --> 00:55:56,618
Well, I'm the Principal.
What are you doing...

1195
00:55:56,620 --> 00:56:00,756
Do you got an ETA
on The New Boyz?

1196
00:56:00,758 --> 00:56:04,059
No, but we know about
Ms. Johnson's T n' A.

1197
00:56:04,061 --> 00:56:06,495
You better watch your mouth.

1198
00:56:06,497 --> 00:56:09,465
Sitting up there talking
about you know something
about Ms. Johnson's DNA...

1199
00:56:09,467 --> 00:56:11,600
Yo, what the hell is
going on out there?

1200
00:56:11,602 --> 00:56:15,637
Uh, Principal Rogers,
as soon as I hear
about The New Boyz,

1201
00:56:15,639 --> 00:56:17,539
I'll come look
for you, bro.

1202
00:56:17,541 --> 00:56:19,675
Yeah, you do that.

1203
00:56:19,677 --> 00:56:22,044
Snitchin' ass nigga.
You know a snitch
don't like a snitch.

1204
00:56:22,046 --> 00:56:24,546
You take it easy and
get to the dance, nigga.

1205
00:56:25,982 --> 00:56:27,082
Will do, sir.

1206
00:56:33,723 --> 00:56:36,058
Hey, y'all give it up
for the Supa Sizers, y'all!

1207
00:56:36,060 --> 00:56:37,793
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

1208
00:56:46,136 --> 00:56:47,503
(YAWNS)

1209
00:56:49,439 --> 00:56:50,506
Do the shit!

1210
00:56:51,508 --> 00:56:52,541
Do the shit!

1211
00:56:58,882 --> 00:57:00,783
Next two names are...

1212
00:57:00,785 --> 00:57:04,620
Jason and Anastacia.

1213
00:57:06,723 --> 00:57:11,894
SULLY SAL: Okay, I guess
y'all are not feeling
the Supa Sizers.

1214
00:57:11,896 --> 00:57:15,063
The New Boyz are on
their way and we still got
the talent contest coming up.

1215
00:57:15,065 --> 00:57:17,666
The Sweet Gyrls,
The Rangers...

1216
00:57:17,668 --> 00:57:19,635
(CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)

1217
00:57:19,637 --> 00:57:21,136
(STOPWATCH BEEPS)
Seven minutes.

1218
00:57:29,078 --> 00:57:30,512
Have you done this before?

1219
00:57:30,514 --> 00:57:32,581
Nope.

1220
00:57:32,583 --> 00:57:34,683
Me either.
Kinda awkward, huh?

1221
00:57:35,685 --> 00:57:37,519
Yeah. Very.

1222
00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:46,495
SULLY SAL ON RADIO:
<i> Power 106!</i>

1223
00:57:46,497 --> 00:57:48,564
<i> We are broadcasting</i>
<i> live from Monte Vista</i>
<i> High School,</i>

1224
00:57:48,566 --> 00:57:50,766
<i> it's all about</i>
<i> Unity in the Community.</i>

1225
00:57:50,768 --> 00:57:53,735
<i> And we're waiting</i>
<i> on The New Boyz.</i>
<i> Where y'all at, man?</i>

1226
00:57:53,737 --> 00:57:55,904
Hey, nigga.
Wake the fuck up!
Yeah, nigga.

1227
00:57:57,140 --> 00:57:59,241
Man, fuck these niggas.
Hurry up

1228
00:57:59,243 --> 00:58:02,077
so we can bash this
thing at the lock-in.

1229
00:58:02,079 --> 00:58:04,980
All right,
that's my nigga.
Now we're talking.

1230
00:58:04,982 --> 00:58:07,649
(LAUGHING)

1231
00:58:07,651 --> 00:58:10,052
Whee!
What the fuck
are you doing, man?

1232
00:58:10,054 --> 00:58:12,488
Get your ass
out of my face!

1233
00:58:12,490 --> 00:58:13,922
Soft as a baby's butt!

1234
00:58:13,924 --> 00:58:15,524
Are you fucking crazy?

1235
00:58:17,026 --> 00:58:19,795
Normally we have these
missions more intact.

1236
00:58:19,797 --> 00:58:22,598
But it seems that my partner
has taken some kind of
controlled substance.

1237
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:24,666
I'm R. Kelly, bitch.

1238
00:58:24,668 --> 00:58:25,701
(LAUGHS)

1239
00:58:25,703 --> 00:58:26,835
(URINATING)
Mmm...

1240
00:58:26,837 --> 00:58:28,203
What the fuck
are you doing?

1241
00:58:29,272 --> 00:58:31,573
Are you nuts?

1242
00:58:31,575 --> 00:58:36,111
Peaches! Bitch, bring
your ass out the house
with my goddamn money.

1243
00:58:36,113 --> 00:58:38,947
I'll blow every window
in that raggedy fuckin'
condo out.

1244
00:58:38,949 --> 00:58:40,916
What the fuck
are you doing, man?

1245
00:58:42,785 --> 00:58:45,153
Bring your ass out here!
I'm gonna kill you!

1246
00:58:45,155 --> 00:58:46,288
(SCREAMS)

1247
00:58:46,290 --> 00:58:47,289
Oh!

1248
00:58:52,595 --> 00:58:54,830
LANGSTON: One minute left!

1249
00:58:54,832 --> 00:58:57,065
So... There's no
chance that I can...

1250
00:58:57,067 --> 00:58:58,834
You're not
getting my panties.

1251
00:58:58,836 --> 00:58:59,902
What?

1252
00:58:59,904 --> 00:59:01,570
I know all about it.

1253
00:59:01,572 --> 00:59:04,072
Julian told Becky,
who told Jasmine,

1254
00:59:04,074 --> 00:59:06,842
who told me all
about your mission.

1255
00:59:06,844 --> 00:59:08,043
Kinda stupid, huh?

1256
00:59:08,045 --> 00:59:10,112
Yeah.

1257
00:59:10,114 --> 00:59:11,713
And I can't
go out like that.

1258
00:59:12,715 --> 00:59:14,316
I understand.

1259
00:59:14,318 --> 00:59:16,952
And honestly,
I respect you
more for it.

1260
00:59:18,054 --> 00:59:19,955
Thanks.

1261
00:59:19,957 --> 00:59:21,557
You're sweet.

1262
00:59:21,559 --> 00:59:22,691
Doing good, cowboy.

1263
00:59:23,693 --> 00:59:24,960
Thanks, man.

1264
00:59:24,962 --> 00:59:26,194
Thanks for what?

1265
00:59:27,230 --> 00:59:29,231
Uh, nothing.

1266
00:59:29,233 --> 00:59:31,300
You like to talk to
yourself a lot,
don't you?

1267
00:59:31,302 --> 00:59:32,868
Me? (CHUCKLES) No.

1268
00:59:33,870 --> 00:59:35,671
(CLEARS THROAT)

1269
00:59:35,673 --> 00:59:37,005
ANASTACIA: It's okay.

1270
00:59:37,007 --> 00:59:39,207
I used to do
the same thing ever since

1271
00:59:39,209 --> 00:59:41,810
my mom died
when I was really young.

1272
00:59:41,812 --> 00:59:44,346
I had this toy unicorn
that I would always
talk to.

1273
00:59:44,348 --> 00:59:46,682
It was
my best friend.

1274
00:59:46,684 --> 00:59:48,750
Unicorns have a lot
of wisdom, you know?

1275
00:59:48,752 --> 00:59:51,687
I bet not as much
as cowboys.
(CHUCKLES)

1276
00:59:51,689 --> 00:59:53,722
Unicorns don't exist, so...

1277
00:59:55,358 --> 00:59:56,925
You hit Bigfoot!

1278
00:59:56,927 --> 00:59:58,760
What the fuck did
you make me do?

1279
00:59:58,762 --> 01:00:00,262
I didn't hit Bigfoot.

1280
01:00:00,264 --> 01:00:01,830
Who gives a fuck?
Look at the car!

1281
01:00:02,832 --> 01:00:03,932
Oh, fuck!

1282
01:00:03,934 --> 01:00:05,934
Are we gonna help her?

1283
01:00:05,936 --> 01:00:07,703
I'm going to
commandeer this vehicle.
I gotta get those guys.

1284
01:00:08,771 --> 01:00:10,038
OFFICER LAGNEY:
Sorry, Bigfoot.

1285
01:00:10,040 --> 01:00:11,039
Fucking door doesn't work.
Follow me!

1286
01:00:11,041 --> 01:00:12,374
So sorry.

1287
01:00:12,376 --> 01:00:15,110
Follow me,
you fucking idiot.
Yes!

1288
01:00:15,112 --> 01:00:17,846
SULLY SAL: Hey, yo ladies,
make some noise for
Floor Cat!

1289
01:00:17,848 --> 01:00:19,915
(CROWD CHEERING)
(R&B MUSIC PLAYING)

1290
01:00:40,370 --> 01:00:41,937
Not so fast, Day Day.

1291
01:00:43,940 --> 01:00:46,942
Wow. Looks like
everyone is hooking up.

1292
01:00:46,944 --> 01:00:47,943
You wanna dance?

1293
01:00:50,146 --> 01:00:51,713
Sure!

1294
01:00:51,715 --> 01:00:53,882
This is my song.

1295
01:00:53,884 --> 01:00:55,317
(R&B MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)

1296
01:01:13,036 --> 01:01:15,837
Sometimes you gotta love
your dance steps. (GRUNTS)

1297
01:01:19,809 --> 01:01:21,009
Oh!

1298
01:01:21,011 --> 01:01:22,744
Hey. We're here.
Yeah, you are here.

1299
01:01:22,746 --> 01:01:23,812
Get to the dance.
Yes, sir!

1300
01:01:23,814 --> 01:01:25,313
Get to the dance.
Punks!

1301
01:01:25,315 --> 01:01:27,916
Get your hands off my bitch!
Now, get to the dance.

1302
01:01:27,918 --> 01:01:30,786
Get your hands...
Get off me, boy!
Get to the dance!

1303
01:01:32,689 --> 01:01:35,057
(SINGING)

1304
01:01:38,995 --> 01:01:41,096
Y'all ready, homie?
You ready, Cuz?

1305
01:01:42,432 --> 01:01:43,832
(SHOUTS)

1306
01:01:43,834 --> 01:01:45,200
What about you?
Is you ready?

1307
01:01:45,202 --> 01:01:47,002
Uh-huh.
They whooped
your ass, man.

1308
01:01:47,004 --> 01:01:48,403
They wouldn't have did
that to me, though.

1309
01:01:48,405 --> 01:01:50,906
I'll tell you that
right now.
You know how I get.

1310
01:01:50,908 --> 01:01:53,709
Man, fuck that shit, man!
You ready to ride
out or what, nigga?

1311
01:01:53,711 --> 01:01:55,110
Excuse me, say what?
Man, you heard me!

1312
01:01:55,112 --> 01:01:57,012
Come again, say what?

1313
01:01:57,014 --> 01:01:58,313
Man, why every time
a nigga say something
to you, cuz,

1314
01:01:58,315 --> 01:02:00,215
you act like
you can't hear me?

1315
01:02:00,217 --> 01:02:02,384
The fuck is wrong with you?
You go deaf from
all them shots, nigga?

1316
01:02:02,386 --> 01:02:05,087
No nigga,
it was my mamma's pussy.

1317
01:02:05,089 --> 01:02:08,023
If I hadn't told you yet,
my mamma had an outbreak
on her pussy lip

1318
01:02:08,025 --> 01:02:09,958
'cause she got
herpes, right?

1319
01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:13,328
When she had me,
the herpes hit my ear,
fucked me all up.

1320
01:02:13,330 --> 01:02:15,464
What?
But we in good standing.

1321
01:02:15,466 --> 01:02:17,866
Bitch! Bitch nasty!

1322
01:02:17,868 --> 01:02:19,367
Excuse me, say what?

1323
01:02:19,369 --> 01:02:21,169
Nasty bitch!
Come again, say what?

1324
01:02:21,171 --> 01:02:23,805
(GRUNTS IMPATIENTLY)
I know, let's ride!

1325
01:02:23,807 --> 01:02:25,941
We got The New Boyz
in the house!

1326
01:02:25,943 --> 01:02:28,009
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

1327
01:02:29,512 --> 01:02:31,113
(NEW BOYZ RAPPING)

1328
01:02:46,462 --> 01:02:48,530
(HIP-HOP MUSIC
PLAYING IN DISTANCE)
(STUDENTS CHEERING)

1329
01:03:05,882 --> 01:03:07,783
EL MATADOR: Man.

1330
01:03:07,785 --> 01:03:10,152
How long do we have
to wait for to
give the beat down?

1331
01:03:11,420 --> 01:03:13,522
Told you,
Junior said midnight.

1332
01:03:13,524 --> 01:03:15,190
Shit! I'm bored, eh!

1333
01:03:17,794 --> 01:03:19,127
It's not fair.

1334
01:03:19,129 --> 01:03:21,263
FLACO: What's not fair?

1335
01:03:21,265 --> 01:03:24,933
Anastacia and her friends
and everybody are partying
and dancing the night away.

1336
01:03:24,935 --> 01:03:27,068
While we're just here.
Sitting and waiting.

1337
01:03:29,939 --> 01:03:31,306
Shit. I wanna dance.

1338
01:03:35,378 --> 01:03:37,078
Fuck it. Dance, man!

1339
01:03:38,114 --> 01:03:39,214
Dance!

1340
01:03:40,950 --> 01:03:43,251
Hit it, Whispers!

1341
01:03:43,253 --> 01:03:45,253
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
(LAUGHS) Yeah!

1342
01:03:56,966 --> 01:03:58,200
Yeah, you tell them
to pull off that one!

1343
01:04:01,370 --> 01:04:02,571
That's all I gotta
say about that.

1344
01:04:02,573 --> 01:04:04,172
(HUMMING)

1345
01:04:06,042 --> 01:04:07,609
Ooh!
(CLOTH RIPS)

1346
01:04:07,611 --> 01:04:10,178
Oh, yeah!

1347
01:04:10,180 --> 01:04:12,480
I ripped my pants
and I don't care.

1348
01:04:12,482 --> 01:04:15,483
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

1349
01:04:15,485 --> 01:04:17,552
MAN:<i> But it's talent</i>
<i> contest time, y'all.</i>

1350
01:04:17,554 --> 01:04:20,889
<i> If anybody out there</i>
<i> can use an extra $2,000,</i>

1351
01:04:20,891 --> 01:04:23,024
<i> you better be hot tonight!</i>
<i> All right?</i>

1352
01:04:23,026 --> 01:04:26,228
<i> So let's give it up</i>
<i> right now for our</i>
<i> first contestants.</i>

1353
01:04:26,230 --> 01:04:29,164
<i> Make some noise</i>
<i> for the Sweet Gyrls!</i>

1354
01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:33,468
<i> ¶ Holla, holla, baby</i>

1355
01:04:33,470 --> 01:04:36,504
<i> ¶ Show me that</i>
<i> you really want me</i>

1356
01:04:36,506 --> 01:04:38,473
<i> ¶ 'Cause I need to hear it</i>
<i> Uh-huh</i>

1357
01:04:38,475 --> 01:04:41,276
<i> ¶ Go ahead</i>
<i> and push up on me</i>

1358
01:04:41,278 --> 01:04:43,879
<i> ¶ I can tell</i>
<i> you really want</i>

1359
01:04:43,881 --> 01:04:46,214
<i> ¶ Really want me</i>

1360
01:04:46,216 --> 01:04:48,984
<i> ¶ Your kiss and your touch</i>

1361
01:04:48,986 --> 01:04:51,553
<i> ¶ Feels so damn good</i>

1362
01:04:51,555 --> 01:04:53,455
<i> ¶ Getting under my skin</i>

1363
01:04:53,457 --> 01:04:56,057
<i> ¶ Try to fight it</i>
<i> but I can't win</i>

1364
01:04:56,059 --> 01:04:58,026
<i> ¶ This is all your fault</i>

1365
01:04:58,028 --> 01:05:00,328
<i> ¶ Boy, I love</i>
<i> the way you touch me</i>

1366
01:05:00,330 --> 01:05:04,532
<i> ¶ Baby, you touch me</i>
<i> in the best way</i>

1367
01:05:04,534 --> 01:05:09,070
<i> ¶ I think I love you</i>
<i> What can I say?</i>

1368
01:05:09,072 --> 01:05:11,339
<i> ¶ Caught me by surprise</i>

1369
01:05:11,341 --> 01:05:14,376
BOTH: Oh!
<i> ¶ Showed me your disguise</i>

1370
01:05:14,378 --> 01:05:18,213
<i> ¶ Made it to your arms</i>
<i> and I love it</i>

1371
01:05:18,215 --> 01:05:22,217
<i> ¶ Yeah, baby, baby</i>
<i> I love the way you touched me</i>

1372
01:05:22,219 --> 01:05:25,086
<i> ¶ Touched me!</i>

1373
01:05:25,088 --> 01:05:27,522
<i> ¶ Touched me!</i>

1374
01:05:27,524 --> 01:05:30,225
<i> ¶ Touched me!</i>

1375
01:05:30,227 --> 01:05:32,560
<i> ¶ Touch me, tease me</i>
<i> I'm trying to make it easy</i>

1376
01:05:32,562 --> 01:05:35,363
<i> ¶ You're singing to my tune</i>
<i> like your name is Lil Weezy</i>

1377
01:05:35,365 --> 01:05:37,699
<i> ¶ 500 degrees</i>
<i> More than just breezy</i>

1378
01:05:37,701 --> 01:05:40,101
<i> ¶ Hot, but the flow</i>
<i> is snowman, cheesy!</i>

1379
01:05:40,103 --> 01:05:42,704
<i> ¶ And I want to</i>
<i> make it real with you</i>

1380
01:05:42,706 --> 01:05:44,606
Show love, baby!
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

1381
01:05:44,608 --> 01:05:46,207
What?

1382
01:05:46,209 --> 01:05:47,709
<i> ¶ I'm trying to settle down</i>

1383
01:05:47,711 --> 01:05:50,178
<i> ¶ Ain't nothing</i>
<i> I'll be scared of now</i>

1384
01:05:50,180 --> 01:05:52,213
<i> ¶ To the top of the world</i>
<i> We can soar for miles</i>

1385
01:05:52,215 --> 01:05:54,716
<i> ¶ Baby, let them haters hate</i>
<i> I'mma hold you down</i>

1386
01:05:54,718 --> 01:05:57,352
<i> ¶ Even though I didn't grow up</i>
<i> on your side of town</i>

1387
01:05:57,354 --> 01:05:59,621
<i> ¶ I'mma throw up your set</i>
<i> when we riding out</i>

1388
01:05:59,623 --> 01:06:03,625
<i> ¶ Baby, you touch me</i>
<i> in the best way</i>

1389
01:06:03,627 --> 01:06:05,560
All right. Man,
you seeing this, my nigga?

1390
01:06:05,562 --> 01:06:06,661
It's cheating.

1391
01:06:08,297 --> 01:06:10,966
<i> ¶ Caught me by surprise</i>

1392
01:06:10,968 --> 01:06:13,969
<i> ¶ Showed me your disguise</i>

1393
01:06:13,971 --> 01:06:17,205
<i> ¶ Made it to your arms</i>
<i> and I love it</i>

1394
01:06:17,207 --> 01:06:22,077
<i> ¶ Yeah, baby, baby</i>
<i> I love the way you touched me</i>

1395
01:06:22,079 --> 01:06:24,579
<i> ¶ Touched me!</i>

1396
01:06:24,581 --> 01:06:27,015
<i> ¶ Touched me!</i>

1397
01:06:27,017 --> 01:06:29,417
<i> ¶ Touched me! ¶</i>

1398
01:06:30,419 --> 01:06:33,621
(CROWD CHEERING)

1399
01:06:33,623 --> 01:06:36,324
(PRINCIPAL ROGERS
YELLING ON PA)

1400
01:06:36,326 --> 01:06:38,059
Tastes like candy!

1401
01:06:39,195 --> 01:06:41,496
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

1402
01:06:41,498 --> 01:06:43,231
(CROWD JEERING)

1403
01:06:48,404 --> 01:06:49,704
Come on.
MAN 1: Oh, hell no!

1404
01:06:49,706 --> 01:06:51,339
(CROWD BOOING)

1405
01:06:51,341 --> 01:06:52,707
MAN 2: Y'all suck!

1406
01:06:52,709 --> 01:06:54,075
What's up, man?

1407
01:06:55,678 --> 01:06:58,780
That's how those pimp
bangers do it, homie!

1408
01:06:58,782 --> 01:07:00,582
Man! That shit
was horrible.

1409
01:07:00,584 --> 01:07:02,417
Hey man, your mama like it.
Shut up!

1410
01:07:02,419 --> 01:07:04,519
Yeah. What the hell
is RGOKY anyway?

1411
01:07:04,521 --> 01:07:06,488
BOTH: Ranger Gang,
Kill Yourselves.

1412
01:07:06,490 --> 01:07:07,622
SULLY SAL: Last
but not least!

1413
01:07:07,624 --> 01:07:09,057
Now get out the way.

1414
01:07:09,059 --> 01:07:11,059
Give it up
for The Rangers!

1415
01:07:11,061 --> 01:07:12,394
(CROWD CHEERING)

1416
01:07:13,529 --> 01:07:15,130
Come on!

1417
01:07:15,132 --> 01:07:17,032
<i> ¶ One honey, two honey,</i>
<i> three honey, four</i>

1418
01:07:17,034 --> 01:07:19,200
<i> ¶ Five honey, six honey,</i>
<i> seven honey, more</i>

1419
01:07:19,202 --> 01:07:21,202
<i> ¶ I need a tip, tip</i>

1420
01:07:21,204 --> 01:07:22,504
<i> ¶ I need a tip, tip</i>

1421
01:07:22,506 --> 01:07:24,105
I got you babe!

1422
01:07:24,107 --> 01:07:26,508
<i> ¶ One honey, two honey,</i>
<i> three honey, four</i>

1423
01:07:26,510 --> 01:07:28,777
<i> ¶ Five honey, six honey,</i>
<i> seven honey, more</i>

1424
01:07:28,779 --> 01:07:33,715
<i> ¶ I need a tip,</i>
<i> tip, tip, tip, tip</i>

1425
01:07:33,717 --> 01:07:36,251
<i> ¶ I said, it's 6:00</i>
<i> in the morning and she</i>
<i> be tipping on my dick</i>

1426
01:07:36,253 --> 01:07:38,319
<i> Tipping on my dick tip</i>
<i> Tipping on my dick!</i>

1427
01:07:38,321 --> 01:07:40,822
<i> ¶ Make her scream "Rangers"</i>
<i> when I'm hitting that shit</i>

1428
01:07:40,824 --> 01:07:43,291
<i> ¶ Low riders,</i>
<i> can you fit up in my whip</i>

1429
01:07:43,293 --> 01:07:46,094
<i> ¶ I got a bad bitch</i>
<i> but she wouldn't get evicted!</i>

1430
01:07:46,096 --> 01:07:48,229
<i> ¶ She gave me a lap dance,</i>
<i> now I'm addicted</i>

1431
01:07:48,231 --> 01:07:50,565
<i> ¶ Standing at attention</i>
<i> That's where my dick is</i>

1432
01:07:50,567 --> 01:07:52,834
<i> ¶ Counting all this money</i>
<i> Hi, momma, come and get this</i>

1433
01:07:52,836 --> 01:07:55,470
<i> ¶ One honey, two honey,</i>
<i> three honey, four</i>

1434
01:07:55,472 --> 01:07:57,405
<i> ¶ Five honey, six honey,</i>
<i> seven honey, more</i>

1435
01:07:57,407 --> 01:07:59,574
<i> ¶ I need a tip,</i>
<i> tip, tip, tip</i>

1436
01:07:59,576 --> 01:08:02,343
<i> ¶ I need a tip,</i>
<i> tip, tip, tip</i>

1437
01:08:02,345 --> 01:08:04,846
<i> ¶ One honey, two honey,</i>
<i> three honey, four</i>

1438
01:08:04,848 --> 01:08:07,215
<i> ¶ Five honey, six honey,</i>
<i> seven honey, more</i>

1439
01:08:07,217 --> 01:08:12,587
<i> ¶ I need a tip,</i>
<i> tip, tip, tip</i>

1440
01:08:12,589 --> 01:08:14,556
<i> ¶ Funky-fresh,</i>
<i> dressed to impress</i>
<i> Ready to party!</i>

1441
01:08:14,558 --> 01:08:16,825
<i> ¶ White boys in my pocket</i>
<i> Hos feeling up my body</i>

1442
01:08:16,827 --> 01:08:19,461
<i> ¶ Cristal, OJ and Bacardi</i>

1443
01:08:19,463 --> 01:08:21,696
<i> ¶ Stupid paper</i>
<i> My wallet is retarded!</i>

1444
01:08:21,698 --> 01:08:24,432
<i> ¶ I get money</i>
<i> Money I got!</i>

1445
01:08:24,434 --> 01:08:26,401
<i> ¶ Well I need a tip.</i>
<i> ¶ Then make</i>
<i> that booty pop.</i>

1446
01:08:26,403 --> 01:08:29,370
<i> ¶ Make that booty pop.</i>
<i> Baby don't stop</i>
<i> ¶ Drop!</i>

1447
01:08:29,372 --> 01:08:31,406
<i> ¶ Like, Uncle Snoop say,</i>
<i> "Drop it like it's hot"</i>

1448
01:08:31,408 --> 01:08:33,641
<i> ¶ One honey, two honey,</i>
<i> three honey, four</i>

1449
01:08:33,643 --> 01:08:35,710
<i> ¶ Five honey, six honey,</i>
<i> seven honey, more</i>

1450
01:08:35,712 --> 01:08:38,213
<i> ¶ I need a tip,</i>
<i> tip, tip, tip</i>

1451
01:08:38,215 --> 01:08:40,815
<i> ¶ I need a tip,</i>
<i> tip, tip, tip</i>

1452
01:08:40,817 --> 01:08:43,451
<i> ¶ One honey, two honey,</i>
<i> three honey, four</i>

1453
01:08:43,453 --> 01:08:45,520
<i> ¶ Five honey, six honey,</i>
<i> seven honey, more</i>

1454
01:08:45,522 --> 01:08:48,289
<i> ¶ I need a tip,</i>
<i> tip, tip, tip ¶</i>

1455
01:08:48,291 --> 01:08:50,191
(RECORD SCRATCHES)
(CROWD GASPS)

1456
01:08:50,193 --> 01:08:51,860
What the hell is
you doing, man?
Get up, man. Come on.

1457
01:08:51,862 --> 01:08:53,795
Shit!

1458
01:08:53,797 --> 01:08:55,430
Shit!
We're in the middle
of a party.

1459
01:08:55,432 --> 01:08:57,165
I'm good. Thank you.

1460
01:08:57,167 --> 01:08:59,501
Get that brownie
off my record!

1461
01:08:59,503 --> 01:09:04,239
JASON:<i> Damn, if this'll</i>
<i> ruin The Rangers' chance</i>
<i> to win the contest,</i>

1462
01:09:04,241 --> 01:09:05,607
<i> it'll ruin my chance</i>
<i> with Anastacia.</i>

1463
01:09:08,210 --> 01:09:09,744
Oh, come on, buckaroo!

1464
01:09:11,914 --> 01:09:14,616
You got this.

1465
01:09:14,618 --> 01:09:16,217
JASON:<i> Prairie Puff Man</i>
<i> is right.</i>

1466
01:09:16,219 --> 01:09:17,352
<i> I can do this.</i>

1467
01:09:20,256 --> 01:09:21,756
Yo, listen.

1468
01:09:21,758 --> 01:09:23,191
<i> I can do this.</i>

1469
01:09:24,193 --> 01:09:25,326
(MOUTHING)

1470
01:09:26,762 --> 01:09:28,897
<i> What do I got to lose?</i>

1471
01:09:28,899 --> 01:09:31,699
<i> ¶ Listen.</i>
<i> They call me J-Extra,</i>
<i> Yeah boy, I'm next up</i>

1472
01:09:31,701 --> 01:09:33,301
<i> ¶ Lippin 'em, flippin 'em,</i>
<i> rippin 'em, yeah!</i>

1473
01:09:33,303 --> 01:09:34,769
<i> ¶ Tippin' them,</i>
<i> tippin' the scales</i>

1474
01:09:34,771 --> 01:09:37,238
<i> ¶ I used to be scared</i>
<i> But now I gotta man up!</i>

1475
01:09:37,240 --> 01:09:39,574
<i> ¶ Do it like my mamma told me,</i>
<i> "Why you got a tan?"</i>

1476
01:09:39,576 --> 01:09:42,243
<i> ¶ Smoke like the Prairie Puff</i>
<i> Man, have I had enough!</i>

1477
01:09:42,245 --> 01:09:44,412
<i> ¶ It's so tough,</i>
<i> so rough, so tough, tough!</i>

1478
01:09:44,414 --> 01:09:46,748
<i> ¶ But I just fell in</i>
<i> love with Anastacia</i>

1479
01:09:46,750 --> 01:09:48,783
<i> ¶ Yeah, do your thang, girl</i>
<i> I like how you love me ¶</i>

1480
01:09:51,453 --> 01:09:52,520
(LAUGHS)

1481
01:09:54,256 --> 01:09:55,256
ANASTACIA: Go Jason!

1482
01:09:55,258 --> 01:09:56,858
(CROWD CHEERING)

1483
01:10:02,665 --> 01:10:04,832
I fucks
with The Rangers!

1484
01:10:10,306 --> 01:10:12,540
ANASTACIA: Oh, my God!
You were amazing!

1485
01:10:12,542 --> 01:10:15,677
Yo, J-Extra.
You saved us, dawg!

1486
01:10:15,679 --> 01:10:17,712
You did that, my dude.
Respect!

1487
01:10:17,714 --> 01:10:19,948
Yo, Jay,
where did that come from?

1488
01:10:19,950 --> 01:10:22,617
I honestly couldn't
even tell you, it just,
like, came to me.

1489
01:10:22,619 --> 01:10:23,718
Yo. You see this
right here, right?

1490
01:10:23,720 --> 01:10:25,853
Got someone
who need that.

1491
01:10:25,855 --> 01:10:29,357
You know what I'm saying?
Somebody's about to
walk away with $2,000.

1492
01:10:29,359 --> 01:10:31,359
You know what I'm saying?
DJ Felli Fel,

1493
01:10:31,361 --> 01:10:33,595
Power 106,
Unity in the Community.

1494
01:10:33,597 --> 01:10:36,931
It's been a great night.
And to announce
your winner right now,

1495
01:10:36,933 --> 01:10:39,434
y'all give it up
for The New Boyz!

1496
01:10:39,436 --> 01:10:40,602
(CROWD CHEERING WILDLY)

1497
01:10:48,811 --> 01:10:52,914
Yo, this was a dope-ass
night of performances.

1498
01:10:52,916 --> 01:10:56,651
Hell yeah.
Some of y'all did
your thing tonight, man!

1499
01:10:56,653 --> 01:10:59,020
Some of y'all were
complete failures.

1500
01:10:59,022 --> 01:11:00,488
Fucking booty.

1501
01:11:00,490 --> 01:11:02,757
But yo, man,
on the real though,

1502
01:11:02,759 --> 01:11:05,426
there can
only be one winner.

1503
01:11:05,428 --> 01:11:08,396
And this group crushed it!
Murdered it!
Killed it.

1504
01:11:08,398 --> 01:11:09,664
(NEW BOYZ WHOOPING)

1505
01:11:09,666 --> 01:11:11,866
So, give it up for
tonight's winner!

1506
01:11:11,868 --> 01:11:13,635
Motherfucking...

1507
01:11:13,637 --> 01:11:15,270
BOTH: Sweet Gyrls!

1508
01:11:15,272 --> 01:11:16,838
(SCREAMING)

1509
01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:18,439
Huh?

1510
01:11:18,441 --> 01:11:20,275
We won!
This is so exciting!

1511
01:11:20,277 --> 01:11:21,676
Thank you!
My goodness!

1512
01:11:21,678 --> 01:11:23,578
Tell me that shit did
not just happen, bro.

1513
01:11:23,580 --> 01:11:25,280
DAY DAY: Yo, I needed
that two grand.

1514
01:11:25,282 --> 01:11:26,781
How did we lose?

1515
01:11:26,783 --> 01:11:28,349
We must've got these
niggas tripping, bro!

1516
01:11:28,351 --> 01:11:30,785
Yo, look at
how high they are.

1517
01:11:30,787 --> 01:11:32,353
Don't even know
who the fuck they're
picking right now.

1518
01:11:32,355 --> 01:11:33,755
So excited!

1519
01:11:33,757 --> 01:11:37,325
Oh shit!
Day Day, it's 12:00.

1520
01:11:37,327 --> 01:11:39,527
Time for me to go
face the music,
you feel me?

1521
01:11:39,529 --> 01:11:40,962
LANGSTON: Wait. Hold up.
What's 12:00?

1522
01:11:40,964 --> 01:11:43,665
Yo. That's the end of
the talent show, y'all.

1523
01:11:51,807 --> 01:11:53,908
Day Day, I know you
don't want to get into it
with the Ese's, man.

1524
01:11:53,910 --> 01:11:56,377
Shit!

1525
01:11:56,379 --> 01:11:59,013
Yo Junior, I tried to get
your money by midnight.
But I need some more time.

1526
01:11:59,015 --> 01:12:00,615
You can do whatever
you want to me.

1527
01:12:00,617 --> 01:12:01,683
But please,
don't hurt my family.

1528
01:12:02,951 --> 01:12:03,951
(GROWLS)

1529
01:12:06,088 --> 01:12:07,689
I ain't got
insurance, Junior!

1530
01:12:07,691 --> 01:12:08,756
(GROWLS)

1531
01:12:11,627 --> 01:12:14,462
Junior says, "Time's up!"

1532
01:12:14,464 --> 01:12:16,931
Man, Day Day
ain't going nowhere.

1533
01:12:16,933 --> 01:12:18,599
You're going to
have to kill us all.

1534
01:12:22,371 --> 01:12:23,638
(CHUCKLES)

1535
01:12:23,640 --> 01:12:24,972
Cool.

1536
01:12:24,974 --> 01:12:27,008
DAY DAY: No. Fuck that.
It's cool, bro.

1537
01:12:27,010 --> 01:12:28,509
It's time for me to handle
this debt by myself.

1538
01:12:28,511 --> 01:12:30,878
Like a man. So what's up?

1539
01:12:30,880 --> 01:12:33,081
What's up?
ANASTACIA: Junior!

1540
01:12:33,083 --> 01:12:35,383
Flaco, no!

1541
01:12:35,385 --> 01:12:37,785
Anastacia,
what are you doing here?
Get outta here, go!

1542
01:12:37,787 --> 01:12:39,821
Anastacia, go back
to the gym.
We good, I promise.

1543
01:12:40,823 --> 01:12:41,823
(GROANING)

1544
01:12:45,761 --> 01:12:47,795
Don't talk to my sister
like that, <i> ese.</i>

1545
01:12:47,797 --> 01:12:48,796
Stop it!

1546
01:12:50,899 --> 01:12:54,001
We'll blast through
Mexicans tonight for what
they did to you, OG.

1547
01:12:54,003 --> 01:12:56,371
Man, fuck that nigga,
Junior, cuz!

1548
01:12:56,373 --> 01:12:57,472
(YELLS INDISTINCTLY)

1549
01:12:57,474 --> 01:12:58,740
What?

1550
01:12:58,742 --> 01:12:59,741
(YELLS INDISTINCTLY)
(GRUNTING)

1551
01:12:59,743 --> 01:13:00,975
Nigga what?

1552
01:13:00,977 --> 01:13:03,144
(YELLS INDISTINCTLY)
(GRUNTING)

1553
01:13:03,146 --> 01:13:05,747
Oh, we could've made some
Mexican cunt salad around
this motherfucker.

1554
01:13:05,749 --> 01:13:07,448
(YELLS INDISTINCTLY)
(GRUNTING)

1555
01:13:23,165 --> 01:13:25,032
PRAIRIE PUFF MAN:
Now is the time, my son!

1556
01:13:25,034 --> 01:13:26,834
This is your hero moment!

1557
01:13:45,687 --> 01:13:46,788
(GROANING)

1558
01:13:50,159 --> 01:13:51,659
Oh!

1559
01:13:51,661 --> 01:13:53,461
(SPEAKING SPANISH)

1560
01:13:53,463 --> 01:13:54,462
I'm fine!

1561
01:13:56,031 --> 01:13:57,131
Are you okay?

1562
01:13:58,767 --> 01:14:00,535
Oh, my God, Jason.
You're hurt.

1563
01:14:06,008 --> 01:14:07,475
(CAR HONKING)

1564
01:14:12,181 --> 01:14:14,215
Everybody, freeze!

1565
01:14:14,217 --> 01:14:16,217
OFFICER P'ENISS: What
the hell is going on here?
Yeah!

1566
01:14:16,219 --> 01:14:17,718
Stand back!
We got this.

1567
01:14:17,720 --> 01:14:20,488
Everybody freeze!

1568
01:14:20,490 --> 01:14:22,690
We got this.
We got this
under control!

1569
01:14:22,692 --> 01:14:24,792
Great frickin'
police work.

1570
01:14:27,830 --> 01:14:30,064
Can I just talk to him
for one second.

1571
01:14:30,066 --> 01:14:32,099
You got one minute,
then we need to get him to
the hospital to get sewn up.

1572
01:14:33,735 --> 01:14:36,571
Look. I'm sorry
all this happened.

1573
01:14:36,573 --> 01:14:39,874
This whole money thing
with Day Day and your brother
got way out of hand. And...

1574
01:14:41,710 --> 01:14:43,077
Playa, playa!

1575
01:14:48,784 --> 01:14:49,851
Day Day.

1576
01:14:51,620 --> 01:14:53,821
Appreciate your little homie
saving my sister.

1577
01:14:55,824 --> 01:14:57,658
You still owe
Junior $2,000.

1578
01:15:03,699 --> 01:15:04,799
This ain't over.

1579
01:15:09,104 --> 01:15:10,171
What're you doing?
That's your prize money.

1580
01:15:10,173 --> 01:15:11,272
It's fine!

1581
01:15:14,176 --> 01:15:15,276
Jason told me to
give this to you.

1582
01:15:17,112 --> 01:15:18,546
And he got the drawers, too.

1583
01:15:19,548 --> 01:15:22,250
I'll take that.

1584
01:15:22,252 --> 01:15:23,751
And I will take that!

1585
01:15:26,288 --> 01:15:29,156
Hey Jay, I appreciate
the way you
came through, bro!

1586
01:15:29,158 --> 01:15:31,926
That was some true
Ranger fashion. Salute.

1587
01:15:31,928 --> 01:15:35,162
I told you, man.
We family, and I consider
y'all my friends.

1588
01:15:35,164 --> 01:15:38,666
Straight up, bro.
You my friend.
And official Ranger member.

1589
01:15:38,668 --> 01:15:40,601
You deserve it!

1590
01:15:40,603 --> 01:15:42,570
Man, I'm just grateful
y'all helped me find
the confidence

1591
01:15:42,572 --> 01:15:44,005
to get the girl
of my dreams.

1592
01:15:44,007 --> 01:15:45,206
Ow!

1593
01:15:45,208 --> 01:15:47,008
(SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)

1594
01:15:47,010 --> 01:15:50,978
Now, I'm going
to the hospital
with my boyfriend.

1595
01:15:50,980 --> 01:15:53,581
Boyfriend? Papa ain't
gonna like that.

1596
01:15:53,583 --> 01:15:57,251
Oh, yeah? Well, he's just
going to have to deal
with it! And so are you!

1597
01:15:58,253 --> 01:15:59,287
Uh-oh.

1598
01:16:05,260 --> 01:16:08,129
We gonna keep your
ass in our prayers.

1599
01:16:08,131 --> 01:16:10,598
Man, I wish
I would've got shot.

1600
01:16:10,600 --> 01:16:12,900
What is you
talking about?

1601
01:16:12,902 --> 01:16:14,735
Do you know how much ass
I would've gotten on
Monday, if I got shot?

1602
01:16:14,737 --> 01:16:16,137
Wow!
God, man!

1603
01:16:20,709 --> 01:16:23,244
JASON:<i> You see, that's</i>
<i> how it really went down.</i>

1604
01:16:23,246 --> 01:16:26,681
<i> Fairytale endings</i>
<i> do really happen,</i>
<i> even in the hood.</i>

1605
01:16:26,683 --> 01:16:29,617
<i> Now all I need is</i>
<i> a painless circumcision</i>
<i> and I'll be straight.</i>

1606
01:16:32,688 --> 01:16:34,855
(GUNSHOTS)

1607
01:16:34,857 --> 01:16:35,957
Who shot my baby?

1608
01:16:36,959 --> 01:16:38,859
Who shot my baby?

1609
01:16:38,861 --> 01:16:40,127
(FIRING GUN)
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

1610
01:16:40,129 --> 01:16:42,096
Everybody scatter!

1611
01:16:42,098 --> 01:16:43,731
Everybody could
get some of
this lead tonight!

1612
01:16:43,733 --> 01:16:46,701
Fucking Kardashian
cheerleader bitches!

1613
01:16:46,703 --> 01:16:50,671
You fucking Rangers.
I'll fuck 'em and I'll
kill you motherfuckers.

1614
01:16:50,673 --> 01:16:54,308
God damn it, everybody.
You fucking writers.
You raggedy-ass producers.

1615
01:16:54,310 --> 01:16:57,845
(SINGING INDISTINCTLY)

1616
01:16:57,847 --> 01:17:00,181
All you bitches!
Everybody out there
in the theater.

1617
01:17:00,183 --> 01:17:02,149
All you motherfucking
Slurpee-serving,

1618
01:17:02,151 --> 01:17:04,685
popcorn-buttering
motherfuckers!

1619
01:17:04,687 --> 01:17:07,755
And you bitches.
I tell you, you better not
be bootlegging my shit.

1620
01:17:07,757 --> 01:17:09,256
You better not
bootleg this shit.

1621
01:17:09,258 --> 01:17:10,891
I'll come out there
and I'll get you.

1622
01:17:10,893 --> 01:17:12,793
It's like in
a Freddy Krueger movie.

1623
01:17:12,795 --> 01:17:14,261
I'll be back and
get you in the sequel.

1624
01:17:14,263 --> 01:17:17,698
Motherfuckers! Deuce it!
You heard? What?

1625
01:17:20,669 --> 01:17:22,169
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

1626
01:19:53,088 --> 01:19:54,955
What the fuck going on
with the beats, y'all?

1627
01:19:55,957 --> 01:19:58,125
Hey nigga, fuck!

1628
01:19:58,127 --> 01:20:00,995
Shit's speedin' up.
Shit, nigga!

1629
01:20:00,997 --> 01:20:03,197
I can't dance
to this shit, nigga!
Shit, nigga!

1630
01:20:06,434 --> 01:20:10,237
Nigga, oh shit! I can't
catch my breath, nigga.

1631
01:20:10,239 --> 01:20:12,072
Oh shit, nigga.
I hate this shit!

1632
01:20:12,074 --> 01:20:13,874
(SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

1633
01:20:16,044 --> 01:20:17,411
(GROANING)

1634
01:20:19,848 --> 01:20:21,248
Bounce, nigga, bounce!

1635
01:20:22,450 --> 01:20:23,584
Bounce, bounce nigga!

1636
01:20:23,586 --> 01:20:25,452
Come on!

1637
01:20:25,454 --> 01:20:27,087
Fuck that shit, nigga!

1638
01:20:27,089 --> 01:20:30,291
MAN: Don't hate,
participate.

1639
01:20:30,293 --> 01:20:32,526
Fuck that, nigga.
I'm tired of
this bitch, nigga!

1640
01:20:32,528 --> 01:20:34,495
(MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY)

1641
01:20:45,540 --> 01:20:46,540
Oh, shit!

1642
01:20:50,979 --> 01:20:53,013
Nigga, I'm sweatin'
all around my
second belly there.

1643
01:20:54,015 --> 01:20:55,115
(SIGHS)

1644
01:20:55,117 --> 01:20:56,183
(LAUGHS)

1645
01:20:58,220 --> 01:20:59,854
(BEEP)

1646
01:20:59,856 --> 01:21:01,288
Can this
be a movie?

1647
01:21:01,290 --> 01:21:03,190
Like is this
going to be
in the movies?

1648
01:21:03,192 --> 01:21:04,491
'Cause I can act.

1649
01:21:04,493 --> 01:21:05,993
Where are
we starting?

1650
01:21:05,995 --> 01:21:07,061
From the top
again, right?

1651
01:21:07,063 --> 01:21:08,562
What up,
pretty bitches?

1652
01:21:10,999 --> 01:21:12,299
I got pussy hair
tougher than you.

1653
01:21:14,302 --> 01:21:17,004
I fucked up on that.
(CREW LAUGHING)

1654
01:21:17,006 --> 01:21:19,206
Fuckers!
I'd like to fuck
you, Chris Paul.

1655
01:21:21,042 --> 01:21:22,209
And if you
look into
the mirror,

1656
01:21:22,211 --> 01:21:24,011
you gonna think
you look like

1657
01:21:24,013 --> 01:21:25,246
the little nigga
on<i> The Lord</i>
<i> of the Rings.</i>

1658
01:21:26,581 --> 01:21:28,883
Give me the
ring, Percy.

1659
01:21:29,951 --> 01:21:31,986
Get ready
tonight, baby.

1660
01:21:31,988 --> 01:21:34,555
'Cause I'm gonna
stick this rat-tail
up your ass.

1661
01:21:34,557 --> 01:21:35,990
And I like
a woman that's

1662
01:21:35,992 --> 01:21:37,658
built like
a mattress.

1663
01:21:37,660 --> 01:21:39,526
I'm gonna lay
on you later.

1664
01:21:39,528 --> 01:21:41,295
I will.

1665
01:21:41,297 --> 01:21:43,364
Gonna stick
my face in
your ass.

1666
01:21:43,366 --> 01:21:45,065
With an antibiotic
in my mouth.

1667
01:21:46,301 --> 01:21:47,902
Y'all better
not move.

1668
01:21:47,904 --> 01:21:49,370
Y'all better
not move.

1669
01:21:49,372 --> 01:21:50,471
Dude with no shirt on,

1670
01:21:50,473 --> 01:21:51,605
with hard nipples.

1671
01:21:51,607 --> 01:21:53,407
And you're touching them.

1672
01:21:53,409 --> 01:21:55,376
A seven for your ass!

1673
01:21:55,378 --> 01:21:58,178
You ain't got bitch.

1674
01:21:58,180 --> 01:21:59,480
That bitch
look good,
though.

1675
01:21:59,482 --> 01:22:00,981
You got it.

1676
01:22:00,983 --> 01:22:02,917
She look good.

1677
01:22:02,919 --> 01:22:04,118
Yeah.

1678
01:22:04,120 --> 01:22:06,487
(ALL LAUGHING)

1679
01:22:06,489 --> 01:22:08,222
Give mamma
a kiss before
you go.

1680
01:22:08,224 --> 01:22:09,957
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

1681
01:22:16,031 --> 01:22:17,932
(SINGING INDISTINCTLY)

1682
01:22:23,371 --> 01:22:25,139
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

1683
01:22:43,992 --> 01:22:45,559
(MEN SHOUTING)

1684
01:22:45,561 --> 01:22:46,560
(SPEAKING
INDISTINCTLY)

1685
01:22:46,562 --> 01:22:47,695
Whoo-hoo!

1686
01:23:01,343 --> 01:23:02,710
You know what,
while I
interrupt your...

1687
01:23:02,712 --> 01:23:04,011
Oh.

1688
01:23:05,113 --> 01:23:07,214
Wait, wait.
I forgot
my lines.

1689
01:23:07,216 --> 01:23:10,484
Just help me.
I only got
one sphincter.

1690
01:23:10,486 --> 01:23:12,353
You gonna wreck
the whole
jail down

1691
01:23:12,355 --> 01:23:15,089
with your strong self.
I got delicate ankles.

1692
01:23:15,091 --> 01:23:18,459
(SPEAKING SPANISH)

1693
01:23:18,461 --> 01:23:19,994
MAN: Who you
asking for?

1694
01:23:19,996 --> 01:23:21,261
Another
homie.

1695
01:23:21,263 --> 01:23:22,463
All right,
homie.
Yeah!

1696
01:23:22,465 --> 01:23:24,331
Clap on,
clap off,
nigga.

1697
01:23:24,333 --> 01:23:26,233
You dead, bitch!
You want it?

1698
01:23:26,235 --> 01:23:27,568
(LAUGHS)

1699
01:23:27,570 --> 01:23:30,504
Don't move.
I got it.
You ready?

1700
01:23:30,506 --> 01:23:32,406
Nigga, you
about to be
dead, nigga!

1701
01:23:32,408 --> 01:23:34,141
(LAUGHS)

1702
01:23:34,143 --> 01:23:35,743
OG Lil' Pretty Thug.
Excuse me,
say what?

1703
01:23:35,745 --> 01:23:37,177
Nigga,
I'm saying
my name.

1704
01:23:37,179 --> 01:23:38,645
OG Lil'
Pretty Thug.

1705
01:23:40,115 --> 01:23:41,682
(LAUGHS)

1706
01:23:41,684 --> 01:23:42,683
Light's out, nigga.
You hear me?

1707
01:23:42,685 --> 01:23:44,118
(LAUGHING)
Okay.

1708
01:23:44,120 --> 01:23:46,053
Light's out
for you,
nigga.

1709
01:23:46,055 --> 01:23:47,488
(ALL LAUGHING)

1710
01:23:49,424 --> 01:23:50,424
That shit's
gotta be edited.

1711
01:23:50,426 --> 01:23:52,092
Fuck. My bad.

1712
01:23:52,094 --> 01:23:53,127
I'm sorry. Was
that my line,
or his line?

1713
01:23:53,129 --> 01:23:54,628
What?
I messed up.

1714
01:23:54,630 --> 01:23:55,629
Am I
supposed to
say my line?

1715
01:23:55,631 --> 01:23:57,064
Mmm, yeah.

1716
01:23:57,066 --> 01:23:58,632
Shit. Line?
Wait.
What is it?

1717
01:23:58,634 --> 01:24:01,168
Sorry.

1718
01:24:01,170 --> 01:24:02,603
So, I hear
you need one
more volunteer

1719
01:24:02,605 --> 01:24:04,538
teacher tonight.
For the lock-out.

1720
01:24:04,540 --> 01:24:06,273
You heard right.

1721
01:24:06,275 --> 01:24:09,176
MAN: One more time,
please. "Lock-in."

1722
01:24:09,178 --> 01:24:11,045
So, I hear you
need one more

1723
01:24:11,047 --> 01:24:12,446
teacher for
the volunteer
tonight.

1724
01:24:12,448 --> 01:24:14,381
(MOANS)

1725
01:24:14,383 --> 01:24:16,450
So, I hear you
need one more
teacher tonight.

1726
01:24:16,452 --> 01:24:18,118
Volunteer for
the line...

1727
01:24:20,088 --> 01:24:21,588
One more volunteer teacher
for the lock-in.

1728
01:24:21,590 --> 01:24:24,058
You can keep
doing it a
hundred times.

1729
01:24:24,060 --> 01:24:25,759
(CREW LAUGHS)
MRS. JOHNSON:
I'm sweating!

1730
01:24:25,761 --> 01:24:27,194
What the fuck
were they
talking about?

1731
01:24:28,329 --> 01:24:30,731
Keep fucking up.

1732
01:24:30,733 --> 01:24:32,433
I said cut.
I said cut,
damn it!

1733
01:24:37,138 --> 01:24:38,639
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)