Transcript for House of Lords meeting on 07-15-11

Legion:	I declare this meeting opened
GC:	k
Legion:	I will give 10 minutes to the debate
Legion:	anything you like to debate?
Nibbles:	GC
Nibbles:	needs to get kicked off CT
GC:	:(
Legion:	seconded
Demon Dog:	i have a poster ready
Bach Zhaa:	HERE
GC:	llolol
Legion:	lulz
GC:	better than no ct
Demon Dog:	debatable
Legion:	well
GC:	of course.. no ct would mess up terrain
GC:	soo
Demon Dog:	speaking of which how fast is that going
Legion:	GC should be dismissed from CT in DISGRACE for messing up terrain
Nibbles:	umm
Nibbles:	lemme see if mines back
Nibbles:	^jump gc
 Nibbles:	NO
Demon Dog:	well it hasn't reached here yet
GC:	LOL
GC:	wrong jump
Legion:	/s lmao
Legion:	lulz
Nibbles:	mine hasnt come back at all
Legion:	wrong jump
GC:	some hasw
Nibbles:	mine hasnt
Nibbles:	>:O
"Kitty Kat Kelsey":	niceword there
GC:	they never replied to my followup email
GC:	:|
Nibbles:	nor mine
Legion:	I blame GSK
Legion:	herp
GC:	k
Nibbles:	i blame awteen meeting
"Kitty Kat Kelsey":	we always blame GSK
"Kitty Kat Kelsey":	can we blame someone else
GC:	lol
"Kitty Kat Kelsey":	from now on
Demon Dog:	i blame kelsey
Legion:	um
Bach Zhaa:	is it still building even or did it crash
GC:	who wanted a new GZ now?
Demon Dog:	i didn't care
Demon Dog:	still don't
Nibbles:	still re loading, bach
GC:	lol
Nibbles:	very slow
Legion:	how much will GZ cost
Bach Zhaa:	k
GC:	6 hours so far.. prob
Demon Dog:	alot
Legion:	um
Legion:	new topic for debate:   which one is better? apple or orange?
Legion:	lol
Demon Dog:	watermelon
Nibbles:	grapeftruit
Legion:	melon
Legion:	:x
GC:	nibbfruit
Bach Zhaa:	they want money for the new GZ?   now hang on..    O_O
Demon Dog:	that boardgame
"Kitty Kat Kelsey":	strawberry c:
Demon Dog:	i demand (_|_)loads of cash for new GZ
GC:	banana
GC:	orrr
GC:	blueberry
Bach Zhaa:	(_i_) loads?
Demon Dog:	yes
Legion:	(_|_) money
Bach Zhaa:	no
Demon Dog:	ur (_|_) money
Bach Zhaa:	:O
Legion:	money that smells >_>
GC:	:O
GC:	lets get on with the  voting
GC:	k?
Demon Dog:	aye
Nibbles:	aye
Bach Zhaa:	smelly money   >_<
Demon Dog:	thirded
GC:	aye
Legion:	anyone second GC's motion for ending the debate?
Demon Dog:	fourthed
GC:	yes
GC:	go
Legion:	anyone third GC's motion?
Nibbles:	THIRD
GC:	GO
Demon Dog:	fourthed
GC:	>:O
Legion:	Motion passed
Demon Dog:	seventhed
Bach Zhaa:	fish
GC:	fifth
Legion:	Okay, time for voting
GC:	of
Demon Dog:	brocolli
Legion:	fifth of whiskey
Legion:	:o
Demon Dog:	vodka
Legion:	first bill up
Bach Zhaa:	nay
Demon Dog:	aye
Legion:	Appropriations Act bill for sustaining the government. This bill is considered motion of confidence and must be passed for the government to retain the confidence of the Parliament, especially that of the House of Lords. Submitted to the agenda by Lord
Bach Zhaa:	oh..  Ill wait
Legion:	Metaville (Bach Zhaa), the Chancellor of the Exchequer and Home Secretary.
Legion:	What's budget, my Lord?
Legion:	I mean how big O_O
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Bach Zhaa:	legion is (_i_)'s
GC:	whos melons
Bach Zhaa:	:O
Demon Dog:	:0
Nibbles:	:x
Legion:	uh
Nibbles:	KKKs melons
Demon Dog:	:0
Bach Zhaa:	>_>
Legion:	I lost my connection
Legion:	:|
GC:	o_o
"Kitty Kat Kelsey":	http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loedqgXPcF1qewjjqo1_500.jpg i have GZ money
"Kitty Kat Kelsey":	lets do this
Legion:	stupid Comcast
Demon Dog:	i have a credit card
Legion:	okay let's try again
Demon Dog:	but i'm not taking a photo of that
Legion:	lol
Bach Zhaa:	wb
"Kitty Kat Kelsey":	that would be for the best
Nibbles:	oh plese
Bach Zhaa:	thank you   :D
Legion:	Appropriations Act bill for sustaining the government. This bill is considered motion of confidence and must be passed for the government to retain the confidence of the Parliament, especially that of the House of Lords. Submitted to the agenda by Lord
Legion:	Metaville (Bach Zhaa), the Chancellor of the Exchequer and Home Secretary.
GC:	k
Bach Zhaa:	huh
Nibbles:	kkkk
Legion:	How big is the budget?
Demon Dog:	um
Demon Dog:	kelsey how much $ was that
"Kitty Kat Kelsey":	uh
Legion:	o-o
"Kitty Kat Kelsey":	over $100
Nibbles:	lol..
Bach Zhaa:	i got anotha fiddy cent
Demon Dog:	what she said
"Kitty Kat Kelsey":	i think like $170 something
Legion:	o
Nibbles:	BUDGET IS TIGHT! >:O
Legion:	don't you mean 170 billion? o_o
"Kitty Kat Kelsey":	oh $200+ welp i cant count
GC:	quite tight
Bach Zhaa:	tight
Demon Dog:	yes sure
Legion:	tight like DD's skirt
Legion:	>_>
Demon Dog:	i blame AWI
Legion:	okay
Bach Zhaa:	rite
Legion:	anyone second this bill?
"Kitty Kat Kelsey":	'$227 to be exact
Bach Zhaa:	me 2
Demon Dog:	i third
Bach Zhaa:	that the government gets paid?
Legion:	DD has seconded. anyone third?
Legion:	sure
Legion:	I guess
Legion:	lol
Bach Zhaa:	lol
Nibbles:	o_O
Legion:	anyone third? >_>
Demon Dog:	this is all of your paychecks
Nibbles:	no
Bach Zhaa is concerned
Nibbles:	move on
GC:	motion to speed up
Legion:	DD, you might want to explain to your chancellor of the exchequer about thirding >_>
Bach Zhaa:	..but will third
Legion:	motion passed
Nibbles:	>>:O
Demon Dog:	i see
Legion:	I abstain
GC:	nay
Demon Dog:	aye
Nibbles:	nay
Legion:	BZ vote >_>
Bach Zhaa:	ummm..
Bach Zhaa:	Im thinking
Legion:	HURRY
Nibbles taps foot.
Bach Zhaa:	nay
Bach Zhaa:	O_O
GC:	:O
Legion:	budget failed to pass
Nibbles:	>:S
Bach Zhaa:	er..
Bach Zhaa:	aye
GC:	TOO LATE
Nibbles:	too late
Nibbles:	:P
Demon Dog:	plot twist
GC:	no waffling
Bach Zhaa:	:O
Legion:	too late
Bach Zhaa:	I wanted an explanation and was ignored..    >_>
Legion:	next bill
Demon Dog:	directed by m night shyamalan
GC:	nexttt
"Kitty Kat Kelsey":	im so not paying attention
Legion:	Attainder of Mandy Act bill, if passed, will mandate confiscation of all of said person's property within bounds of Palmshire and to also deprive the said person of right to stand as candidate for a parliamentary seat in House of Commons as well to forbid
Legion:	said person's appointment to any royal offices or peerage creation. Submitted by the Lord Arcadia, the Governor and Lord President of the Council.
Legion:	>_>
Bach Zhaa:	the bill to go faster was introduced and I started to cry,,   :(
GC:	second
Legion:	GC has seconded
Legion:	anyone thirded?
Nibbles:	third
Legion:	motion passed
Legion:	let's vote
Nibbles:	aye
GC:	aye
Legion:	abstain
Demon Dog:	only if the property gets burned or sold off to third world companies
Bach Zhaa:	aye  o_o
Demon Dog:	in which case aye
Legion:	bill passed
Nibbles:	mandy act = andy s
Legion:	not very subtle, Nibbles :P
Nibbles:	was explaining to bach
Nibbles:	>:O
Legion:	lol
Bach Zhaa:	uh huh..
Bach Zhaa:	<--  he's lost
Legion:	next bill
GC:	k
Legion:	Floppy Heads Act bill that, if passed, will impose fine of 10 Palmshire dollars as the penalty for violators if one not of Canadian origin spoke Canadian. Submitted by the Lord Arcadia, the Leader of the Palmshire Communist Party.
Legion:	lol :x
Nibbles:	..............
Nibbles:	floppy heads...
Legion:	Lmao
Demon Dog:	i didn't choose the name.
Demon Dog:	blame legion
Legion:	<_<
Demon Dog:	!
Bach Zhaa:	ya hey
GC:	aboot
Legion:	>_>
Legion:	DD lies
Nibbles:	denied
Legion:	lol
Legion:	anyone second this bill?
Nibbles:	NO
Bach Zhaa:	they speak funny,  dont ya know..
Bach Zhaa:	hey
Nibbles:	no i didnt know bach
Bach Zhaa:	lol
Nibbles:	i cant tell the difference anyway
Demon Dog:	canadian eh
Legion:	last chance... anyone second? :P
Bach Zhaa:	nay
Nibbles:	no
GC:	na
Bach Zhaa:	oh
Legion:	going once
Legion:	going twice
Legion:	going once
GC:	sold
Legion:	going twice
Bach Zhaa:	the brak dancer is distracting me   @_@
Demon Dog:	sold to the man with the fat (_|_)
Legion:	motion failed to pass
Legion:	bill is tabled
Legion:	next bill
Nibbles:	HOWDY AKK YUKK GUKKK
Demon Dog:	wat
Legion:	most important bill in my opinion from the Opposition ;P
Legion:	Representation of the People Act bill that, if passed, would add two new seats in the House of Commons, one for Borough of Cypress Hollow & Rockford and one for Borough of Stirling & Dublin. Submitted by the Duke of Rockford (Legion), a Tory member.
Nibbles:	>:P
Nibbles:	ooo
GC:	second
Nibbles:	third
GC:	aye
Legion:	motion passed
Nibbles:	aye
Legion:	aye
Demon Dog:	abstain
Legion:	BZ
Legion:	VOTE
Bach Zhaa:	ate
Nibbles:	lol
Demon Dog:	i see
Bach Zhaa:	er   aye
Legion:	passed
GC:	k
Legion:	next bill
Legion:	this is the bill all of you will like
Legion:	:x lol
Legion:	Parliament Act bill that, if passed, will raise maximum cap on number of bills a member can submit to the agenda from current two to four. Submitted by the Duke of Rockford.
Nibbles:	>:|
GC:	eh
GC:	i likes the cap
Demon Dog:	the random-bill generator in my head died
"Kitty Kat Kelsey":	i thought that said "crap on number of bills
GC:	so the meeting wont go on and on
"Kitty Kat Kelsey":	"
Legion:	LOL CLSY
Demon Dog:	so i have no strong feelings one way or the other
"Kitty Kat Kelsey":	i am really not concentrating today
Legion:	anyone second?
Nibbles:	noo
Bach Zhaa:	second
Legion:	Bach has seconded. anyone thirded?
Nibbles burrrppsss
Legion:	(to Demon Dog) /me passes bribe to you to third it
Bach Zhaa:	I like you guys...   :-B   this is fun
GC:	ew
Bach Zhaa:	lol
Legion:	:B
GC:	thats a smelly one
(whisper from) Demon Dog:	how much of a bribe
Legion:	(to Demon Dog) whatever amount you like
Legion:	(to Demon Dog) :B
Bach Zhaa:	can this go on foever?
Nibbles steals KKKs gum
Bach Zhaa:	plz
Nibbles:	NO bach
Nibbles:	once a month is enough
"Kitty Kat Kelsey":	HOW DID YOU KNOW I HAD GUM
Nibbles:	you told me KKK
"Kitty Kat Kelsey":	its nasty
Nibbles:	all the gum sucks
Legion:	LOL
Nibbles:	lol then gimmie
Legion:	(to Demon Dog) THIRD PLZ
"Kitty Kat Kelsey":	it
"Kitty Kat Kelsey":	says it's "sour"*
Legion:	um
"Kitty Kat Kelsey":	but uh its like gross
Legion:	anyone third?
GC:	k next
Nibbles:	NO ONE THIRD
Nibbles:	MOVE ON
Bach Zhaa pushes for a no bill cap..  :O
Legion:	<_<
Legion:	>_>
Legion:	k
Legion:	going once
Legion:	going twice
Nibbles:	RAWR RAWR RARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Legion:	going once
Legion:	going twice
Legion:	motion failed
Legion:	bill is tabled
"Kitty Kat Kelsey":	SOLD
Legion:	next bill
Legion:	Parliament Salary Act bill that, if passed, will establish $100 pay raise for all members of the Parliament, in both Houses of Commons and Lords. Submitted by the Duke of Cypress Hollow (GC), the leader of the Whigs.
Bach Zhaa:	DID WE PAY THAT ONE?
Bach Zhaa:	er
Legion:	haha
GC:	second
Nibbles:	third
Legion:	GC has seconded
Legion:	motion passed
GC:	aye
Legion:	um
Nibbles:	aye
Bach Zhaa takes dramatic pause
Legion:	>_>
Legion:	DD or BZ vote
Demon Dog:	nay
Legion:	:O
Bach Zhaa:	:O
GC:	...
Legion:	DD doesn't want pay raise for himself
Legion:	lulz
Legion:	BZ vote
Legion:	>_>
Legion:	<_<
Bach Zhaa:	knows the coffers are empty..  is prob why..
Legion:	o
Demon Dog:	well I am communist leggurs
Bach Zhaa:	print more   so aye   :D
Demon Dog:	so
Nibbles:	.....
Legion:	I vote aye so bill passes
GC:	yay
Legion:	last bill on the table
Legion:	Riley Act bill that, if passed, will make [Riley] official cat of Palmshire. Submitted by the Duke of Cypress Hollow.
Nibbles:	^_^
Bach Zhaa:	riley
[Riley]:	meow meow
GC:	:O
Bach Zhaa:	lol
Nibbles:	seconded
Demon Dog:	!
GC:	watt
Legion:	!
GC:	second
Legion:	okay
Legion:	GC seconded riley bill
Nibbles:	i said seconded
Legion:	o
Bach Zhaa:	does riley get a raise too  ?   o_o
Legion:	Nibs seconded
GC:	thirded
Demon Dog:	:o
Legion:	motion passed
Legion:	let's vote
[Riley]:	raissseee? *purrrss*
Nibbles:	aye
Legion:	aye
Demon Dog:	abstain
GC pets riley
GC:	aye
Bach Zhaa:	lol
Bach Zhaa:	aye..  but no raise
Legion:	bill passed
Bach Zhaa:	lol
[Riley]:	MEOW MOEW MOEWWW! ^_^ *CLAWS DD!* >:O
GC:	wtg
Bach Zhaa:	:(   we done?
Legion:	okay that's all bills on the agenda. Anyone has bill to introduce not on agenda?
Demon Dog:	my skin is like leather after 15 years of catscratches
Demon Dog:	so
Nibbles:	i dont have any
Bach Zhaa:	o_o
Legion:	DD?
GC:	DD?
Demon Dog:	dunkin doughnuts
Legion:	wot
GC:	k
Bach Zhaa:	can we wear wigs and tights next time bill..
GC:	free donughts?
Demon Dog:	no
Demon Dog:	you have to pay for them
Legion:	no
Demon Dog:	with your raise
GC:	...
Demon Dog:	!
Legion:	!
Nibbles:	um
GC:	maybe nibbles can bring cake
Legion:	GC, got any bills?
Nibbles:	i want to be governor again
Nibbles:	DD move out
Legion:	lol
Demon Dog:	k
Nibbles:	you were just a temp placeholder
Legion:	well House of Commons meeting is next Friday so
GC:	k
Demon Dog:	i prefer being leader of the opposition
Nibbles:	i want to invite GC
Bach Zhaa:	*been there,  done that*
Legion:	does that mean DD want to resign as Governor
Legion:	:O
Nibbles:	^__________________________^
Demon Dog:	um
Demon Dog:	hmm
Bach Zhaa:	*waits*
GC:	:O
Nibbles drools...
Legion:	*dramatic music*
Bach Zhaa holds breath
GC:	GASP
Nibbles hears GC let out a fart....ew
Legion:	ew
GC:	sry
Andy S:	Hi all :)
Demon Dog:	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2mqqCMu-LM
Bach Zhaa:	>_<
GC:	i stole some of your food
Legion:	okay
Legion:	um
GC:	made gas
Bach Zhaa:	what color?
GC:	methane
Legion:	since no one has bills to introduce, let's set time and date for next house of lords meeting
Nibbles:	WAIT
Nibbles:	DD
Legion:	wot
Nibbles:	resigning?
Legion:	um
Legion:	he's taking time to think
Legion:	lol
GC:	do it nixon style
Nibbles:	hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyy
Legion:	NIXON
Nibbles:	NO
Nibbles:	CHARLIE SHEEN
Nibbles:	IM WINNING
Legion:	haha
Nibbles:	winning.....
GC:	no crack for you nibbles
Nibbles throws the dope behind the couch
"Kitty Kat Kelsey":	!
GC:	>:O
Bach Zhaa:	oo\/  o_o  \/oo    Im not a crook
Nibbles:	awweeehh yeahhhhh
Nibbles:	hurrry up DD
GC:	WELL?
Nibbles:	we got things to do
Legion:	he could stay in office and try to get his budget passed in House of Commons but if he loses, he's gonna have to either resign or call election. If his government doesn't get majority in Commons at the election, he would have to resign
GC:	NO
"Kitty Kat Kelsey":	WHAT
Nibbles:	cmonnnnnn
Nibbles:	cmonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnj
Legion:	DD
Legion:	:|
Nibbles:	cmonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Nibbles whinessssssssssssss
Nibbles:	puppy eyesssssssssssssssss
Bach Zhaa:	lol
Legion:	he'll give his answers after the meeting
Legion:	how's that
GC:	NOW
Nibbles:	NOW
Legion:	DD is AFK or something
Nibbles:	or
Legion:	or
Nibbles:	10 min jep
GC:	txt him legion
Nibbles:	no
Nibbles:	sext me
Legion:	o.o
GC:	sure
Nibbles:	sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxt
Andy S:	Lol
Nibbles:	/s hi
Nibbles:	/s hi
Nibbles:	/s bye
Nibbles:	/s bye
Legion:	/s spam
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GC:	lololo
Nibbles:	/s ham
Legion:	DD RESPOND
Nibbles:	DD
Legion:	need to set time and date for meeting :|
Nibbles:	or no BTTF!
Legion:	omg
Legion:	no
GC:	WELL
Legion:	DD need to hurry up so I can get back to game I put on pause :@
Nibbles:	hurryyyy
Bach Zhaa:	lol
Legion:	let's just set time and date for the meeting while we wait on DD
Legion:	;)
GC:	WHEN
Legion:	okay
GC:	august eh
Bach Zhaa takes the paintings and heads for the door
Legion:	when do you want next month's meeting
"Kitty Kat Kelsey":	!
Legion:	August 15?
Legion:	err
Legion:	no
Legion:	hold on
GC:	aug 19?
Nibbles:	wait
Bach Zhaa:	ides of august
Nibbles:	not 19
GC:	y
Legion:	19 is Friday
Nibbles:	im busy with the doctors
GC:	ooh
Legion:	herp
GC:	week before?
Legion:	okay that would be 12
Nibbles:	not on wednesday
Legion:	I think
GC:	f r i
Nibbles:	kkk
Nibbles:	OKIES
Nibbles:	FIRE
Nibbles:	OMGOMGOMGOMG
Bach Zhaa:	*nods
Legion:	same time as before? or 11PM VRT instead? lol
GC:	OH LAWD
Nibbles:	11...
Bach Zhaa pisses on fire
Nibbles:	BIZZZZZZZZZZ
GC:	9pm works
Nibbles:	11 >:O
Legion:	um
Legion:	11 or 9?
Legion:	lol
GC:	k
Bach Zhaa:	9
Nibbles:	AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GC:	FIRE
Legion:	o_o
Demon Dog:	what is "no", alex
"Kitty Kat Kelsey":	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27md9-f_c5I GD come to me bb ; ;
GC:	nibbles
GC:	remember your room is above this
Nibbles:	yessum?
Legion:	DD is awake now
Nibbles:	awh snap
Nibbles:	wait
Nibbles:	its the pool, so its okay
GC:	ah\
Legion:	okay
Legion:	so
GC:	thats a good thing
Legion:	GC and BZ say 9 but Nibs want 11
Legion:	what about you DD
GC:	10
Nibbles:	GC
Nibbles:	i told ya why i cant come around that time
Demon Dog:	are these dates or time
GC:	ohh
GC:	yeah
GC:	11 works then
Legion:	already set date, DD.  12
Legion:	august 12
Legion:	so deciding time
Nibbles:	in WINTER
Legion:	BZ, you okay with 11?
Nibbles:	Booyah
Demon Dog:	9
GC:	im 12 and whatisthis
Bach Zhaa:	sure
"Kitty Kat Kelsey":	GC is 12
"Kitty Kat Kelsey":	!
Nibbles:	hes 2
Legion:	looks like it's three against you, DD.  11 it is
Bach Zhaa:	BIG bathroom..    ill be a second tho..
"Kitty Kat Kelsey":	!!!
Legion:	Okay LOCATION
Demon Dog:	welp
Legion:	http://wiki.activeworlds.com/index.php?title=User:Legion/Testing/List_of_locations_for_the_Parliament_of_Palmshire
Nibbles:	winter
Demon Dog:	might not be there then
GC:	wildaw? :x
Nibbles:	winter :(
Legion:	I forgot to update that list but House of Lords was built in Moxie
GC:	nah
Legion:	okay
Demon Dog:	oh yes totally
Legion:	winter or wildaw?
Nibbles:	nah
Nibbles:	winter
GC:	d/c rly lol
GC:	ill be wherever it is
Demon Dog:	i like wildaw
GC:	wint ur
Legion:	mars location hasn't been used yet
Legion:	lol
Bach Zhaa:	found the hot tub   man there are perks here..
Legion:	okay
Legion:	I guess Winter then?
Nibbles:	AHH
Nibbles:	HES IN M ROOM
Bach Zhaa:	:O
Legion:	GC and Nibbles like Winter. what about BZ and DD?
GC:	:O
Demon Dog:	i like wildaw
Legion:	:O
GC dances
Bach Zhaa:	winter is fine
Demon Dog:	unmoderated chat
Nibbles:	^_^
Legion:	three want winter so you lost again DD
Legion:	okay
Demon Dog:	well again I prob won't be there so
Bach Zhaa:	dont mater really
Legion:	House of Lords meeting for August is on August 12 at 11PM VRT in Winter
Legion:	sounds okay?
Bach Zhaa:	:)
Nibbles:	i liked how everyone ignored this kid
Nibbles:	peaceful
Nibbles:	yep sounds good
Bach Zhaa:	ill probably forget and be waiting a gram   lol
Legion:	I'll ignore GC on purpose ;D
Legion:	jk
Legion:	okay
Legion:	anything else before we adjourn the session?
Nibbles:	nay
Bach Zhaa:	pools still slimy   :-\
Legion:	okay, looks like it's all
GC:	nay
Legion:	I declare this session adjourned