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- >You slap down your hands on the armrests of your chair.
- "Well, I'm going to Ponyville."
- >You hop off your chair as it swings near the exit.
- >You hear the princesses follow suit.
- >Now, what to pack?
- >Might as well pack the princesses, not much else you can think of bringing.
- >You open a window and start filling your pockets with space.
- >Then, you grab one Celestia, and stuff her into your left pocket.
- >Next, Luna. She goes in the right pocket.
- >Their heads are sticking out, so they can breathe.
- >"Anonymous! What is the meaning of this!"
- >Luna is a bit uppity, but Celestia is adjusting to life as a head sticking out of your pocket rather well.
- "We're going to Ponyville. I left my bottomless box there, and I want to get it back."
- >With that, you stop being in Canterlot
- >And start being just outside Sugarcube Corner, in Ponyville.
- >You enter, and see Pinkie.
- "Hey Pinkie! Long time no see, huh?"
- >"Hi, Annie! Hi, Celestia! Hi, Luna!"
- >You notice the large amount of unfilled balloons littering the floor.
- "Planning a party?"
- >"It's an "I sure hope Twilight finds a way out of the box soon" party!"
- >This bodes poorly.
- >She sits on her rump and holds up her forehooves.
- >Scrunching up her face in concentration, she sparks one hoof off the other, creating a small candleflame between them.
- >She looks very happy about it.
- >"Ever since you taught me how to do that trick, I've been able to have parties for just about every occasion!"
- >Celestia and Luna both look confused by Pinkies display of basic physics.
- >I mean really. Who doesn't know that you can make heat via friction?
- >You pick up three cupcakes and toss some bits on the counter to pay for them.
- >"Thanks, Annie!"
- >You step outside, and sit on a bench.
- >You put a cupcake in each of the princesses mouths, and they take their hooves out to hold them properly.
- >You munch away on your own, and when you're all finished, you set out for the library.
- >The door to the library isn't locked, so you gain entry with ease.
- >Fluttershy, Applejack and Rarity are sitting around a familiar box, while Rainbow Dash flies in circles around the library.
- "Hello!"
- >Everypony stops and looks at you.
- >You skip over to the box, and reach deep inside.
- >Grabbing hold of Twilight, you yank her out.
- "That was silly, wasn't it? Falling into a box like that and not being able to get back out."
- >She's looking a bit sheepish.
- >Dash swoops down and takes Twilight out of your hands.
- >A conversation ensues that you don't pay too much attention to.
- >The gist is that Rainbow Dash wants to find some authors house and be her slave for the rest of however long.
- >Until she writes a book or something.
- >Sounds like something that could take ages, and you already know a better way of doing it.
- "That sounds fantastic! Let's go to this Daring Do or whoeveritis's place right away!"
- >Pinkie hops into the room with a bundle of balloons trailing from her tail.
- >You get everypony together in a group hug, ignoring their complaints, and focus on the air rustling your eyebrows.
- >Everything is connected, and you can trace everything backwards and forwards in time for eternity.
- >For a brief, shining, moment you can see all of existence from the beginning to the end.
- >All that has been and all that will be is revealed to you.
- >You use this infinite knowledge to figure out where Daring Do's house is, and discard the rest of it.
- >You stop being in the library
- >And start being outside Daring Do's house.
- >It's a bit of a mess, to be honest.
- >You drop all the ponies, and walk up to the front door.
- >Then, you knock on the front door, and it falls off.
- >Guess that's the local equivalent of "Please, do come in!"
- >You enter, and start rifling through things.
- >The other ponies join in shortly thereafter.
- >After a bit of searching, another pony shows up. Probably Daring Do.
- >She doesn't seem to be too bothered by you invading her home.
- >Yeah, she's complaining all over the place, but at least she isn't trying to kill you.
- >She looks around as well, before finding a particular book that Rainbow Dash was using as a cushion.
- >She swipes it out from under Dash, and unlocks the mechanism keeping it closed.
- >There's a giant gold ring in it.
- >Dash talks at Daring for a bit, before Twilight takes her outside.
- >All the other ponies, sans Daring, follow.
- >You go along with it so you don't feel left out.
- >Talking, talking.
- >Pinkie points out some unsavory figures entering the cottage, and you all go over to a window to watch.
- >Cue climactic fight scene.
- >At some point Rainbow yells out Daring's name, which distracts her long enough for the other ponies to tackle her into submission.
- >The ring flies from her grasp, and lands at the front door, where it is picked up by another unsavory figure.
- >You pick up Twilight, holding her legs to her body, and club him over the head.
- >He cries out in pain and falls unconscious.
- >He also drops the ring, which you pick up.
- "Could you please leave now? We were busy."
- >The unsavory figures all flee, carrying what was probably their boss with them, and you put Twilight back down.
- >You stand the ring on it's edge, then stomp on it.
- >It shatters into a million tiny pieces.
- >Dash, Twilight and Daring all stare at you in shock.
- "What? It was obviously an evil artifact, and I solved whatever problem it might've caused."
- >"But that's supposed to be impossible!"
- >Twilight, ever the voice of reason.
- "Evidently not, otherwise I wouldn't be able to do it, then."
- >Daring and Dash both shake off their surprise at the same time, and Daring speaks.
- >"Well, even with that ring destroyed, we should still take down Ahuizotl's fortress."
- "Right. And which way would that be?"
- >"Well, there's a path-"
- "No, which way. Just point me towards where it is relative to here."
- >She points in a direction and you walk in it, arm raised to cover your face.
- >You push aside vines, shrubs and trees that get in your way, deforesting a line between you and the fortress.
- >In no time at all, you arrive at the fortress.
- >"Now, there's a pillar with a bunch of rings on it inside, and if we can get the rings off, it'll collapse."
- >Sounds difficult.
- >You'll just pick it up, turn it upside down, then put it back.
- >You walk up through the air to the top of the pyramid-esque structure atop it.
- >There are lots of arrows flying through the air around you, but hooves can't aim bows very well.
- >You take a hold of the fort and lift it into the air.
- >Then, you slam the fortress into the ground.
- >It crumbles into rubble.
- >An irate blue creature pops out of the mess shortly thereafter.
- >"Daring Do! I will have my- Wait! Who are you?!"
- "Anonymous. Daring Do's over there."
- >You walk back to the rest of the group.
- >Everyone is paralysed in awe for some time, before Daring Do speaks.
- >"Well. That was anticlimactic."
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