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- >you are martini, a light green fluffy unicorn with a darker green mane
- >you live in a cage in The Room. you give special hugs to pretty mares. you get good nummies.
- >you’re a good pony and you’re happy
- >there was a time when you were sad
- >you ate too many cookies yesterday and now the bad thoughts come at night
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- >you remember your mommy. she was a pretty purple mare with a dark puple mane
- >she was the bestest unicorn ever. she could do real magic with her horn
- >she had a lot of friends, too. you loved her friends.
- >you had a sister. she was a pretty red earth pony. mommy said she looked just like your daddy
- >THE GUY took you from your mommy when you were a baby. you were still drinking her milk when THE GUY put you in a cold, dark box
- >you remember mommy crying and asking THE GUY to give you back.
- >THE GUY yelled at her and you heard a noise and mommy started crying
- >you fell asleep for a while. when you woke up you were in a cage with five other fluffy foals.
- >some of them were earth ponies, some were pegasus ponies and one was a unicorn pony.
- >some of them were crying for their mommy. some of them just played or gave huggies
- >you don’t know how long you were there. you remember NICE GUY BOB gave you all water and nummies
- >but NICE GUY BOB was too nice to some of the fluffies. he would take older mares and give them special hugs at night
- >sometimes they cried. sometimes they screamed. one fluffy he hurt really bad and he had to make her stop.
- >he held her throat until she stopped breathing
- >one day MR. MAN and THE SCOTT came. THE SCOTT had red hair and smelled funny.
- >MR. MAN had big hands and a mean voice but he gave good scratchies.
- >NICE GUY BOB put you in another box and when MR. MAN let you out you were in a new place!
- >you were sad that there were no other fluffies but there were toys! and you got your own big comfy bed!
- >good nummies every day! and sometimes THE SCOTT would give you extra nummies.
- >there were green round nummies called russelsprout and orange nummies called carret. THE SCOTT didn’t like them but you did!
- >MR. MAN and THE SCOTT went away when the Yellow Sky Ball was high in the air
- >as long as you used the litter box and didn’t make a mess they were happy with you
- >one day THE SCOTT came home sooner than MR. MAN. after that he was always home
- >sometimes THE SCOTT would let you run in the back yard but usually he stayed in his den and used button thingie in front of the picture box
- >MR. MAN would sometimes yell at THE SCOTT and tell him to get a fucking job
- >you didn’t really know what fucking or a job was
- >MR. MAN yelled at THE SCOTT for not taking good care of you. THE SCOTT didn’t like that
- >after MR. MAN yelled at him, THE SCOTT started throwing things at you. hitting you with his hawk-ey stick. kicking you across the room
- >you would cry and say you were sorry but THE SCOTT would just called you stupid and hit you again
- >finally you started to hide under THE SCOTT’s bed. he would breathe in the strong smoke and forget about you
- >it smelled bad under his bad. like dirty feet and poopies. but he always left nummies out and they tasted good
- >one day THE SCOTT got really mad at you and put you in the toilet
- >MR. MAN finally let you out and gave hurties to THE SCOTT. THE SCOTT cried and asked for you to stay but MR. MAN said you were better off without him
- >MR. MAN gave you to BIG MAN. he said they needed smart unicorns who didn’t act bad
- >BIG MAN showed you cards and you told him the colors and shapes and numbers you saw
- >he said you were smart and put you in a cage in The Room. there were other cages with fluffies in them, too
- >you got your own comfy bed and a litter box and a fluffy rug
- >but you remember THE SCOTT
- >you remember getting taken from mommy
- >you wake up. your tummy hurts. your legs were running while you slept
- >BIG MAN is standing over you. he pets your belly
- >”You have a bad dream, Martini? You want some oatmeal?”
- >you’re a little scared from the bad thoughts but you already feel better
- >”mawtini wan yummy mush! thankew bigman!”
- >BIG MAN rubs your tummy and feeds you yummy mush. it’s sweet and warm.
- >”Take it easy on those cookies next time.”
- >you feel better. BIG MAN gave nice tummy rubs and gave you yummy mush
- >you remember THE SCOTT hitting you
- >you miss your mommy
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