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Martini 8

Aug 8th, 2012
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  1. >you are martini, a light green fluffy unicorn with a darker green mane
  2. >you live in a cage in The Room. you give special hugs to pretty mares. you get good nummies.
  3. >you’re a good pony and you’re happy
  4. >there was a time when you were sad
  5. >you ate too many cookies yesterday and now the bad thoughts come at night
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  7. >you remember your mommy. she was a pretty purple mare with a dark puple mane
  8. >she was the bestest unicorn ever. she could do real magic with her horn
  9. >she had a lot of friends, too. you loved her friends.
  10. >you had a sister. she was a pretty red earth pony. mommy said she looked just like your daddy
  11. >THE GUY took you from your mommy when you were a baby. you were still drinking her milk when THE GUY put you in a cold, dark box
  12. >you remember mommy crying and asking THE GUY to give you back.
  13. >THE GUY yelled at her and you heard a noise and mommy started crying
  14. >you fell asleep for a while. when you woke up you were in a cage with five other fluffy foals.
  15. >some of them were earth ponies, some were pegasus ponies and one was a unicorn pony.
  16. >some of them were crying for their mommy. some of them just played or gave huggies
  17. >you don’t know how long you were there. you remember NICE GUY BOB gave you all water and nummies
  18. >but NICE GUY BOB was too nice to some of the fluffies. he would take older mares and give them special hugs at night
  19. >sometimes they cried. sometimes they screamed. one fluffy he hurt really bad and he had to make her stop.
  20. >he held her throat until she stopped breathing
  21. >one day MR. MAN and THE SCOTT came. THE SCOTT had red hair and smelled funny.
  22. >MR. MAN had big hands and a mean voice but he gave good scratchies.
  23. >NICE GUY BOB put you in another box and when MR. MAN let you out you were in a new place!
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  26. >you were sad that there were no other fluffies but there were toys! and you got your own big comfy bed!
  27. >good nummies every day! and sometimes THE SCOTT would give you extra nummies.
  28. >there were green round nummies called russelsprout and orange nummies called carret. THE SCOTT didn’t like them but you did!
  29. >MR. MAN and THE SCOTT went away when the Yellow Sky Ball was high in the air
  30. >as long as you used the litter box and didn’t make a mess they were happy with you
  31. >one day THE SCOTT came home sooner than MR. MAN. after that he was always home
  32. >sometimes THE SCOTT would let you run in the back yard but usually he stayed in his den and used button thingie in front of the picture box
  33. >MR. MAN would sometimes yell at THE SCOTT and tell him to get a fucking job
  34. >you didn’t really know what fucking or a job was
  35. >MR. MAN yelled at THE SCOTT for not taking good care of you. THE SCOTT didn’t like that
  36. >after MR. MAN yelled at him, THE SCOTT started throwing things at you. hitting you with his hawk-ey stick. kicking you across the room
  37. >you would cry and say you were sorry but THE SCOTT would just called you stupid and hit you again
  38. >finally you started to hide under THE SCOTT’s bed. he would breathe in the strong smoke and forget about you
  39. >it smelled bad under his bad. like dirty feet and poopies. but he always left nummies out and they tasted good
  40. >one day THE SCOTT got really mad at you and put you in the toilet
  41. >MR. MAN finally let you out and gave hurties to THE SCOTT. THE SCOTT cried and asked for you to stay but MR. MAN said you were better off without him
  42. >MR. MAN gave you to BIG MAN. he said they needed smart unicorns who didn’t act bad
  43. >BIG MAN showed you cards and you told him the colors and shapes and numbers you saw
  44. >he said you were smart and put you in a cage in The Room. there were other cages with fluffies in them, too
  45. >you got your own comfy bed and a litter box and a fluffy rug
  46. >but you remember THE SCOTT
  47. >you remember getting taken from mommy
  48. >you wake up. your tummy hurts. your legs were running while you slept
  49. >BIG MAN is standing over you. he pets your belly
  50. >”You have a bad dream, Martini? You want some oatmeal?”
  51. >you’re a little scared from the bad thoughts but you already feel better
  52. >”mawtini wan yummy mush! thankew bigman!”
  53. >BIG MAN rubs your tummy and feeds you yummy mush. it’s sweet and warm.
  54. >”Take it easy on those cookies next time.”
  55. >you feel better. BIG MAN gave nice tummy rubs and gave you yummy mush
  56. >you remember THE SCOTT hitting you
  57. >you miss your mommy
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