The white devil (GlimmyxAnon, Angel, comedy, SoL?)

"Don't you make goo-goo eyes at my mare you little shit!"
>Fluttershy gasps when the words come out of your mouth
>"W-what's wrong?"
"This little turd is what's wrong!"
>Glimmy rolls her eyes
>"Come on Anon, leave Angel alone--"
"I am not 'leaving him alone'! He's flirting with you! My mare!"
>This forces a little blush up her cheeks
>She's so CUTE!
>But you can't focus on that right now
>You can't focus on anything but his machiavelic smile as he starts humping the air and flailing his little arms around, obviously doing his best to show you what he'd do to your little glim's buttocks if he were to--
"GRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! He's doing it again!"
>You have a really hard time keeping it in and stopping you from field goaling the little shit
>You'd have a huge ass vein popping up on your forehead and steam would come out of your ears if you were a cartoon character
>But this is real life
>And he stops right before the two mares turn around to look at him
>Not only does he stop, but he also goes the extra mile to look terrorized by your threats
>But the worst part?
>It's that it works
>It works oh so well, as you can see the expression on both mares' faces softening and hear little pitying 'awws' coming from their mouths
>"Come on Anon, how can you be so mean to this little furball?"
"B-but Glimmy!"
>"I-I'm sure that whatever it is you think Angel is doing, it's not on purpose, maybe he's just happy to see you and Starlight?"
>Oh yeah, this much you can be certain of
>Since he started hopping back as the two mares turned to talk to you
>Back
>And back
>Until he's right behind glimmy
>Don't you fucking do it!
>And he turns to you, as if he read your mind
>And then turns some more to take an eyeful of your mare's backside
>He did it
>You just can't
>It's too much
>It's so much you can't even move
>You're paralyzed by the rage you're feeling towards that fuzzy little sack of shit
>But then he does something he shouldn't have done

>Something worse than everything he's ever done until that point
>He looks at you, smugness dripping from his smirk, and brings his little paws in the air
>And mimes the ok emoji 👌
"THAT'S IT!"
>You scream as you leap forward, startling the mares
"YOU'RE GOING DOWN! I WILL PURGE YOUR ASS FROM THE SURFACE OF THE EARTHHHHHHHHH!"
>He's small
>But surprisingly fast and agile
>Or maybe the rage makes it harder for your hits to find purchase
>"ANON?! STOP THAT!"
>You don't, and saucers and teacups start flying as you continue your onslaught
"OMAE WA SHINDEIRU! UUUURRAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"
>You even grab Fluttershy and throw her in the air as he tries to use her for cover
>[spoiler]And thank god she remembers she has wings at some point while falling[/spoiler]
"YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE--"
>It stops
>You stop
>What's happening?!
"N-nani?!"
>You can't move
>You can only look as the white devil keeps hopping until he realizes you're not chasing anymore, and turn to you
>And smirk
>AAAAAAAAAAAFUJICKTHIKSLOIETTLKEDHHSIT
>Why can't you move?!
>Why are you--
>...Is it..?!
>NO!
>It can't be!
"Z-za warudo?!"
>A quick glimpse to your left is enough to confirm your suspicions
>Your little glam's horn is glowing with the fire of a thousand suns, and the couple seconds of respite lets you finally notice the unmistakable flow of magic coursing through you
>"What is wrong with you?!"
"I-it's not me! It's him! It's all his fault!"
>"Ugh, I can't believe you sometime! We were just supposed to come here and have some fun and bonding moments with Fluttershy and--Ugh! I am sooo sorry for this Fluttershy, I really don't understand what happened and--"
>"O-oh, don't worry it's okay, no harm no foals, right?"
>"And YOU!"
>You gulp as her gaze find yours
>"We need to talk!"
>You can't do anything but look around as your body starts floating and following your mare as she trots away
>You can't do anything but watch him smirk at you
>Watch him grab his crotch and hump the air one last time