Monster issues

Minotaurs don't live or hunt in mazes, they just get lost in them and can never find their way out. Please go into your nearest maze anon and help a minotaur find her way out

This should be a fetish. I want some sort of science-ish justification for Minos being of at least normal intelligence, but being totally unable to find their way out of mazes. Some excuse besides their vaginas telling them the wrong solution to puzzles would be nice.

This has nothing to do with anything, but does anyone like the idea of monstergirls being really bad at specific things and needing humans help? What species would be bad at things humans could do? A friend wanted me to ask.

Justification for minotaurs being bad at solving mazes while being smart enough for complex math could be that minotaurs on general are visual learners and if they can't see the entirety of the maze then they get hopelessly lost, the same goes for maps so never let your mino waifu handle directions

Excellent. I will use this information for scientific purposes only, because it has nothing to do with a fetish. Mamono probably appreciate humans helping them with things they naturally find difficult. Navigating for Minos is the ethical thing to do. This has nothing to do with debauchery. The thought occurred that Kikis and Shogs would fall into continuous OCD cleaning if humans weren't there to make them relax. I suspect that all of the species find some sort of task so difficult that help would make them very happy. Perhaps even penis sucking levels of happy, or hap-penis, to use the technical term. I wonder how we can help other species find hap-penis?

>Kikis and Shogs need a master to justify dirtying things, otherwise they can barely even feed themselves in fear of ruining a perfectly clean and organized house
Maids need to be loved and protected from themselves.

The undead get very erratic because their minds and souls get incredibly strained because they know no rest. In the past this lead to incredibly violent behaviours, but nowadays it leads to very insistent rapey dead girls. You gotta pull her down onto a bed or a lounge and hold her tight, forcing her to clam down. Feeling your heartbeat and listening to your breath and feeling the rise and fall of your chest greatly soothes them.

Elves have an unhealthy obsession with proving their superiority. If you don't acknowledge one sooner or later she'll turn maniacal, o-hohoing everywhere and shooting off powerful magics in a powerplay. Sort of similarly to an undead, you need to take initiative, pull an elf into you in a hug, and tell her all about how pretty she is and how you know you're lucky to have her, and how she doesn't have to prove anything to anyone. You keep on heaping on the praise and she'll get so flustered she starts to return it, praising you instead and denying her own greatness, but don't stop here, press on and you'll hear the thoughts in the innermost, softest and most tender reaches of her heart. Things she sighs and daydreams about you but could never outright admit without her head exploding into a cloud of blush and embarrassment. This usually devolves into passionate loving sex in about any position that lets her wrap herself around you wholly. Just beware, if you push her to the final phase you might have to deal with an inconsolably shy elf afterwards who can't so much as look at you. IF you want to tease her further yet, it is recommended that you lick and blow her ears. an emotional elf's ears get very hot and need external help cooling down or she'll feel fluffy and like her brain's melting. Elves in this condition are horrifically erotic, and it's not recommended to leave them in this state for too long unless you want them going into the rare elven phase of hyper-ovulation. Fertility in this short window is significantly increased, though she'll need a long period's rest after draining your balls.

>ochi bodyguard gets increasingly overprotective and motherly until one night you just pull her into bed and force her to be the little spoon despite her massive height

It's the only way she'll rest, unfortunately. The pulling into bed bit, I'm sure she'd be happy being either spoon, falling asleep just fine. All they want to do is love and protect and watch over you, so you have to be the one to give them rest and respite.

Yes, the cards have spoken. We should all remember that mamono need humans for all sorts of things. You both have very good points, so I'll add some not as good points to even things out. Mamono need us, otherwise Bees and Ants would work themselves to death. Bears would fall prey to pottery. Ant Arachne would mooch themselves to death. Dark Elves wouldn't have an outlet to release the paranoia of Underdark living. Nachos would live in trailer parks and appear on daytime talk shows. Yetis would be crippled by not reliving the symptoms of Huggington's disease. Trolls and Vampires and Bats would hide from the light of the evil Daystar. Kobolds and Werecats would eat out of trash cans and eat chocolate. Harpies of all kinds would commit sudoku via window. We must remember to do our duty for these girls. Save them from themselves as our Goddess with the smoking hot body would demand. As the holy book sayeth, share the love, motherfuckers

What sort of needs do the more dominant monsters have, like Amazons? Do they get overprotective, or start to think less of themselves if they can't get a husband? This may not apply to Anubis-type monsters, but I could see Demons and Amazons stressing out over trying to control their husband's daily lives to protect them from harm, no matter how unlikely death by papercut is.

Amazons may have advantage when it comes to being strong, fit, and dominant mamono, true. But not everything can be solved with those abilities. Their society doesn't teach them domestic skills, it is implied that they find it un-womanly. I doubt a single one would know how to keep their house/hut from falling into a dis-repaired hovel without a man, cook a more than edible meal etc. So they would clearly miss the target in those areas, and would probably appreciate someone who would hit the mark in those scenarios.

Anubises are probably straight OCD type A's that must be forced to relax. Demons and Dark Elves are apparently miserable without a specific person to obsess over in a maternal/sexual way. Danukis need to feel appreciated for their wealth and business acumen.