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Judgment (2/4)

Apr 12th, 2012
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  1. >An hour later, you've returned with the few tools you've decided to use.
  2. >You have donned the standard-issue white jumpsuit to protect yourself from massed fluffy magic attacks on exposed skin.
  3. >The fluffy herd has only covered about half a mile in your absence.
  4. >They're still following the river south.
  5. >You retrieve the large canvas bag from the truck bed and walk up to them.
  6. >As before, a few fluffies in the back see you, but this time they don't yell for help.
  7. >”Wook! Hooman back wif baggie!”
  8. >The dams are slightly less nervous this time around, but their attendants still form a loose barrier between you and them.
  9. >The blue unicorn Alpha walks up. “Wha dat? Wha in baggie?”
  10. >You don't answer him, but you look inside to make sure you have everything you need.
  11. >”Hey! Wha in baggie?” he asks again, annoyed that you're ignoring him.
  12. >You're going to give them one more shot. All those shaking, pregnant fluffies are getting to you.
  13. “Are you still going to look for food that isn't yours?”
  14. >The Alpha nods, puffing his cheeks. “We take foodies! Gif to mummas and babehs!”
  15. >The herd cheers. The dams join in, but to a lesser extent. The mention of babies makes them agitated and fearful.
  16. “Can't you eat this grass?”
  17. >”No! Dis not good gwassies for babeh fwuffies! Hooman kiww babeh when we take his gwassies, so fwuffies take wittle yummy wed fwuits and gif to babehs!”
  18. >Looks like the dairy farmer traumatized them to the point of avoiding grass, so they've fallen back on their experiences with other foods.
  19. >They must have had a relatively easy time with strawberry fields.
  20. >Because of that, they have now run out of chances.
  21. “I can't let you do that.”
  22. >The Alpha is furious. Sparks shoot from his horn. “Fwuffies huwt hooman, den! We take food fo' fwuffies!”
  23. >The unicorns are all trying to use their magic on you now. Sparks fly everywhere, but they're too weak to have any effect.
  24. >The earth fluffies stay in reserve while the pegasus fluffies, being the least durable, form a rear guard to protect the completely vulnerable dams.
  25. >Male and female pegasus alike form a thick cordon around the babbling, expectant mothers.
  26. >You reach into the canvas bag. There is a loose protocol you follow when an organized herd must be terminated.
  27. >First, you decapitate their leadership.
  28. >You pull a heavy open-ended wrench from the bag. Some of the earth fluffies are awed by its shininess.
  29. >The Alpha is trying his damnedest to set you on fire, but the jumpsuit prevents it. “I huwt you! Big owwies! You no stop fwuffies fwom gettin' foodies!”
  30. >He's too busy attacking and berating you to see you reach down.
  31. >You knock him easily onto his back and pin him down with a gloved hand on his stomach.
  32. >”Hewp! Hewp! Smawty fwiend in twouble! Hewp!”
  33. >The unicorns cease their magic attack and rush at your arm.
  34. >Their kicks and bites are useless against the heavy jumpsuit material.
  35. >You raise the wrench and strike down, slamming the metal into the Alpha's head.
  36. >”OWWIES! HEWP FWUFFY! MUNSTA HUWT FWUFFY!” he screams.
  37. >You strike down again. Blood flies from the growing wound; more splatters as the Alpha thrashes about in agony.
  38. >”Munsta huwt smawty fwiend! We gif munsta owwies!” the unicorns scream.
  39. >Sparks, hooves, and teeth fly at you. All fail to do damage.
  40. >You bring the wrench down a third time, by coincidence striking the Alpha's durable horn.
  41. >The magical feedback causes him to scream. He shits himself as the pain becomes too great for him to bear.
  42. >”Munsta make smawty fwiend make boo-boo juice! We make munsta make boo-boo juice too!” the unicorns threaten.
  43. >”HEWP FWUFFY! HEWP FWU-”
  44. >His pleas are cut off as your fourth strike finally penetrates his skull and obliterates much of his brain.
  45. >The Alpha is a bleeding, shattered mess.
  46. >The only sounds he can now manage are gurgles, which he expels along with a bloody mist from his mouth.
  47. >The other unicorns stop attacking to focus on their leader. “Fwuffies gif huggies! Huggies make smawty fwiend feew betta!”
  48. >He cannot reply. His body twitches violently every few seconds as the other unicorns hug him. Gurgling noises convey his pain, but his ability for words has long passed.
  49. >His ruined form becomes still at last. “Wha...w-why smawty fwiend no gif back huggies?” a unicorn asks.
  50. >A wail of grief swells up from the unicorn contingent. They cry bitterly and charge you again.
  51. >You sigh when they fail to run around uselessly in circles, as usually happens when a leader falls.
  52. >You put the bloody wrench down.
  53. >Some of the unicorns try to lift it with their magic to fight you, but it's too heavy.
  54. >You are somewhat surprised the herd is still cohesive after you've made an example of their Alpha.
  55. >All hell has broken loose around you.
  56. >Even the dams' unicorn attendants have charged into the fray.
  57. >The earth fluffies wait, now forming an outer perimeter around the dams. A bright orange earth fluffy barks directions.
  58. >This herd has more than one Alpha.
  59. >He can wait, though. You've got to crush the unicorns before they think to escape and spread their knowledge.
  60. >You make a quick head count; there are about thirty unicorns. No problem.
  61. >One at a time, you pick them up.
  62. >”Put fwuffy down! Hewp! Hewp! Munsta haf fwuffy!”
  63. >You snap its neck and toss it aside.
  64. >You grab another, who squeals and shrieks.
  65. >Snap.
  66. >Soon there are only three unicorns left, and their tone has changed entirely.
  67. >”No! No huwt fwuffy! Stop huwtin' fwuffy's fwiends! Pwease! We no take gwassies! We be good fwuffies!” one of them screams. You pick her up.
  68. >Snap.
  69. >The remaining two are overcome with abject terror.
  70. >They shit and piss everywhere as they run in panicked circles.
  71. >”Pwease! We good fwuffies! No huwt good fwuffies! We no bad! We go 'way! Fwuffies fin' otha gwass-”
  72. >Snap.
  73. >You toss that yellow one down and pick up the final unicorn, a purple female that was one of the dams' attendants.
  74. >”No! No huwt sissy! No! Sissy be good fwuffy now! Sissy be good!” one of the unicorn dams screeches.
  75. >Snap.
  76. >The fluffy unicorn army lays in a lifeless pile at your feet.
  77. >You take the bag and step over the pastel-colored clump to approach the herd's second line of defense, the earth fluffies.
  78. >”You no go any fawtha!” the earth Alpha growls. “Hooman kiww ow magic fwiends, but hooman no kiww ow mummas and babehs!”
  79. >All you can do is sigh. You've never seen a herd with such deep organization.
  80. >Since earth fluffies are the most stout, neck-breaking won't be as effective.
  81. >You open the bag and look down into it.
  82. >Yeah. These should be enough firecrackers to do the job.
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