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- I rule with an iron hand
- I get WHATEVER I demand
- Yet still I am not happy I don't understand!
- >Eros Phantom making people sing about their loneliness or secret crushes
- >choir of houri: “Geeet aaaa huuuusbaaaaand~”
- Houri housewives must stay in line! If not, their husband has the right to boop their head!
- How BEEG can a Houri get? If I want one with Jessica rabbit-tier proportions, can she still remain a dainty excited little virgin girlfriend in personality?
- Of course, but be careful. Cute dainty breakfast in bed is much more chaotic with a 6’4 clumsy bombshell trying to fit through the doorframe with a tray of heart shaped waffles.
- Hrrennnnggg
- >Still has innocent, heart pupil eyes as she waits to see if you like them or not.
- >bed ominously creaking as she leans forward on it, hands clasped in anticipation
- >you can practically hear the threads of her woefully small outfit slowly tearing
- They’re the best thing I have ever tasted
- Her chest is filled with love.
- Oh god oh man oh jeeze
- Lots of love. Lots and lots and lots and lots of love.
- Yes.
- She is bursting with love.
- She'll say she's going to go get juice and you can probably here her to a little cheer of joy outside the room.
- Wifely breakfast mission complete!
- Uh... can I have milk instead? Holy Eros save me she’s so fuckin cute
- Of course.
- Fresh from diary farms!
- >”Do you like my outfit Anon? I was the captain of my Volleyball team back in Paradise! T-the shorts kinda ride up a bit, though... hope you don’t mind!”
- “They let you wear a thong to play volleyball?!”
- >...what thong, snookems?
- Someone's ass got fat after highschool .
- For all that is holy, she’s my dream wife. Gonna pinch that fat ass as she walks away.
- That's just going to get a little titter out of her as she leaves, possibly with some exaggerated hip sway
- Lord, imagine the bounce and jiggle!
- Yup, plenty of bounce and jiggle.
- Imagine a big love-tanker like that laying on the bed lightly covered in flower petals waiting for her first time.
- A huge tier, delicate flower.
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