S17 - Drill Bone

“The weapons you made,” he said. “They’re really interesting. Do you want to know my favorite?”

“Um,” said Jack Spicer, who was pretty sure this was in some way rhetorical but also had a very hard time resisting appeals to his ego. “Sure?”

The man reached out a hand. The wood floor hardened, creaked, and expanded. Leaves foliage spilled from between the cracks, and a branch CRACK. CRACK. CRACKED out, each branch making jagged twist after jagged twist, spiraling around his arm, tightening, and ending in a point. Jack recognized it as a drill. The very same that accompanied his iconic Drill-Bots.

“This,” he said. “Is a good weapon. I like the sound it makes when it digs through bone.”

“Yeah, it’s pretty cool.” said Jack Spicer. “Wait, bone?”

The drill awakened with a crackling whir. “Um, uh,” said Jack. “UM, UH.”

- Season 17 Round 1B, /u/Ragnarust