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- [22:40:14] <notacop> ooh, someone's uuuuuuuuupseeeeeeeeet!
- [22:40:23] <notacop> is it because you play a game instead of having fun with your m8s?
- [22:40:24] <notacop> y'know
- [22:40:25] <notacop> going out
- [22:40:27] <notacop> getting wasted
- [22:40:30] <Andrew2448> please do
- [22:40:30] <notacop> having fun?
- [22:40:33] <notacop> ye mofo
- [22:40:38] <Andrew2448> cant wait until you drunk drive and get in a car wreck and die
- [22:40:43] <Andrew2448> rid the world of the stupid shit
- [22:40:51] <notacop> lol
- [22:40:54] <notacop> so you're an antidrinker
- [22:41:08] <notacop> i've never drunk drive. never will. i only ever drove once with any amount of alcohol in me
- [22:41:13] <notacop> that was after a hard night on the shot
- [22:41:21] <notacop> was still way below limit
- [22:41:23] <notacop> but aye
- [22:41:26] <notacop> you're a fucking freak
- [22:41:32] <notacop> <Andrew2448> cant wait until you drunk drive and get in a car wreck and die
- [22:41:32] <notacop> <Andrew2448> rid the world of the stupid shit
- [22:41:36] <notacop> you don't say that you piece of 'chit
- [22:41:42] <Andrew2448> congrats on restating my comments
- [22:41:46] <Andrew2448> also, whats a chit?
- [22:41:51] <Andrew2448> i speak english, and thats not english
- [22:41:56] <notacop> i don't want you to die, i love everyone, as my religion rather famously tells me to.
- [22:42:08] <notacop> andrew2448 english is whatever the fuck i want it to be, mate, shut your fucking gob ya cunt
- [22:42:18] <Andrew2448> oh no
- [22:42:21] <Andrew2448> im a cunt
- [22:42:22] <Andrew2448> so sad
- [22:42:23] <notacop> don't you fucking PM me telling me to die in a crash you piece of chit
- [22:42:27] <Andrew2448> unfortunately i have a penis
- [22:42:34] <Andrew2448> oh look, you are going for chit again
- [22:42:36] <notacop> well guyess what
- [22:42:40] <notacop> I DON'T HAVE A DICK YOU PRICK
- [22:42:45] <Andrew2448> good
- [22:42:52] <Andrew2448> you dont deserve one
- [22:43:02] <notacop> haha you don't even fuckin know me ya wee shiot
- [22:43:05] <notacop> ya wee shit
- [22:43:11] <notacop> you're a fucking rocket
- [22:43:18] <Andrew2448> you see, i dont WANT to know you
- [22:43:26] <Andrew2448> my head with implode with the fucktardation of your life
- [22:43:29] <Andrew2448> would*
- [22:43:35] <notacop> do you enjoy life as an outcast, ya wee rocket?
- [22:43:38] <Andrew2448> yep
- [22:43:39] <Andrew2448> sure do
- [22:43:47] <notacop> haha you don't get fucked mate
- [22:43:56] <notacop> oh let me fuckin guess
- [22:44:01] <notacop> this is the part where you say 'im asexual'
- [22:44:09] <Andrew2448> well you kinda said as much
- [22:44:19] <Andrew2448> and how do you know i dont have sex? i thought you "didnt know me"
- [22:44:30] <notacop> because i know you mofo
- [22:44:34] <notacop> piece of chit
- [22:44:40] <Andrew2448> oh looky, its chit again
- [22:44:47] <notacop> dont try and take on my logic im a proud women and your a piece of chit
- [22:45:00] <Andrew2448> and is that supposed to change anything?
- [22:45:02] <notacop> u w0t? ill smash ur fo0kin hed in m8 i swere in my moms grave
- [22:45:14] <Andrew2448> oh man you went to color now
- [22:45:15] <Andrew2448> im scared
- [22:45:19] <notacop> u wot m8? u better shut ur mouf u cheeky lil cunt or imma hook u right in the gabber
- [22:45:26] <Andrew2448> and wtf is wot supposed to me? thats not english either
- [22:45:33] <notacop> RIGHT IN THE GABBER M8
- [22:45:37] <Andrew2448> cool
- [22:45:42] <notacop> ur choice ye wee rocket
- [22:45:43] <Andrew2448> you see how much i care?
- [22:45:45] <Andrew2448> oh wait...i dont
- [22:45:58] <notacop> aye fitever ye say ye wee rocket
- [22:45:59] <Andrew2448> tell your mommy its bedtime
- [22:46:01] <notacop> YE WEE ROCKET
- [22:46:06] <Andrew2448> you're up a little late for an 8 year old
- [22:46:18] <notacop> YE WEE FUCKIN JEREMY KYLE ROCKET
- [22:46:27] <notacop> im SEVETENN YOU PRUK
- [22:46:34] <Andrew2448> pruk?
- [22:46:37] <notacop> YE FUCKIN EEJIT ROCKET
- [22:46:38] <Andrew2448> thats a nice one
- [22:46:44] <Andrew2448> care to explain what a rocket is?
- [22:46:44] <notacop> PRICK eh
- [22:46:52] <notacop> you're a rocket
- [22:47:00] <notacop> you're a fuckin wee rocket ya know that ye wee chit
- [22:47:01] <Andrew2448> to me, a rocket is a transportation device for traveling to outer space
- [22:47:05] <Andrew2448> you know..thats what smart people think
- [22:47:14] <notacop> THATS BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW FUCK-ALL SLANG, YE WEE ROCKET
- [22:47:37] <Andrew2448> because i care to have a good job and be sucessful in life other than you?
- [22:47:39] <notacop> IF YE WERE FU-HEEN LOCAL YE'D FUCKIN WELL KNOW WHAT A ROCKET IS YE WEE FANNY
- [22:47:58] <notacop> I'M ON A REWARDING APPRENTICESHIP YE WEE SHIT
- [22:48:04] <Andrew2448> for what?
- [22:48:07] <notacop> what the fuck will you do ya wee rocket
- [22:48:20] <notacop> while i'm working for BSkyB in broadcast tech
- [22:48:23] <notacop> the fuck will you be doin
- [22:48:29] <notacop> FUCKIN AROUND ATS WHAT YE WEE ROCKET
- [22:48:33] <Andrew2448> what will i do? ill have a good life with money, a family, and be happy instead of needing to go drug heavy to drown away my shit life
- [22:48:48] <notacop> haha GOOD LUCK WI THAT YE WEE ROCKET
- [22:48:59] <notacop> I'LL HEV AWW THAT AN MORE
- [22:49:09] <notacop> ALREADY HAVE HALF OF IT YE WEE HSIT
- [22:49:22] <notacop> DIFFERNECE IS IM NOT AFRAID TO GO OUT N GET WASTED WITH ME MATES EH
- [22:49:26] <notacop> ye wee ROCKET
- [22:49:33] <Andrew2448> im still waiting for you to define rocket...or do you not even know and just blinding throwing it out as an insult
- [22:49:40] <notacop> IT'S SLANG, YE FUCKING EEJIT
- [22:49:48] <Andrew2448> oh by the way, incase you havent noticed, im the one with the power around here, notice how you were banned and im not
- [22:49:49] <notacop> IT MEANS YER A WEE FANNY
- [22:49:57] <Andrew2448> id rather not go to the esper guys
- [22:50:01] <notacop> YOU HAVE NO POWER, THIS IS THE INTERNET YE WEE SHIT.
- [22:50:09] <notacop> WHO GIVES A TOOT ABOUT YER FUCKIN IRC
- [22:50:12] <Andrew2448> apparently you do
- [22:50:16] <Andrew2448> since you are here talking shit
- [22:50:47] <notacop> IM JUST TRYIN TA FUCKIN HELP YA YE WEE SHIT. IF YER NO GONNAE TAKE HOME THE MESSAGE THAT BEIN A WEE ROCKET WHO SITS ON IRC AN MINECRAFT ALL DAY IS NO A WAY TAE LIVE LIFE
- [22:50:58] <Andrew2448> by the way, caps doesnt help your point at all
- [22:51:06] <Andrew2448> makes you look like a raging alcaholic actually
- [22:51:25] <notacop> HAHA IS THAT E BEST WAN YE CAN coome up wi?
- [22:51:31] <notacop> ive no even drank the night bud
- [22:51:35] <notacop> ye should see me when am blazin
- [22:51:35] <Andrew2448> dont need anything better
- [22:51:39] <Andrew2448> id rather not
- [22:51:44] <Andrew2448> my eyes are almost bleeding from seeing you now
- [22:51:56] <notacop> lol yer a wee fu-heen rocket ats why
- [22:51:59] <notacop> ye cant even see me
- [22:52:07] <notacop> how much do ye weigh ya wee pruck
- [22:52:15] <Andrew2448> we should tally the amount of times you have said wee and rocket
- [22:52:37] <Andrew2448> see how large your vocaluary actually is
- [22:52:39] <notacop> I DONT GIVE TWO SHITS HOW MUCH A SAID AT YE WEE ROCKET
- [22:52:40] <Andrew2448> maybe its more than 10 words
- [22:52:42] <Andrew2448> maybe not
- [22:52:50] <notacop> HOW FAT ARE YE, YE CHEEKY WEE FUCKER
- [22:52:51] <Andrew2448> and what you dont realize is that i dont give two shits about what you think
- [22:52:58] <Andrew2448> fat? im actually quite skinny
- [22:53:01] <Andrew2448> i got lucky with the genes
- [22:53:05] <notacop> u wot m8? u better shut ur mouf u cheeky lil cunt or imma hook u right in the gabber
- [22:53:06] <Andrew2448> although i bet you dont even know what genes are
- [22:53:14] <Andrew2448> oh look you repeated your statement from earlier
- [22:53:17] <Andrew2448> nice originality
- [22:53:19] <notacop> AYE I KNOW FIT JEANS ARE YE WEE SHIT
- [22:53:24] <Andrew2448> english?
- [22:53:34] <Andrew2448> you're levitating back to gibberish
- [22:53:34] <notacop> YOU WEAR THEM ON YOUR LEGS YE STOOPID TWAT
- [22:53:39] <Andrew2448> yes im aware thank you
- [22:53:44] <notacop> ITS SCOTTISH ACCENT YE CUNT
- [22:53:58] <Andrew2448> congrats?
- [22:54:00] <notacop> YE GOT NO FUCKIN CLUE YE WEE IGNORANT AMERICAN TWAT PAL
- [22:54:03] <Andrew2448> we went over this earliuer
- [22:54:05] <Andrew2448> ealier*
- [22:54:08] <Andrew2448> i have a penis, im not a cunt
- [22:54:15] <Andrew2448> also why do you assume im american?
- [22:54:18] <Andrew2448> thats quite ignorant
- [22:54:22] <notacop> I DON'T GIVE TWO SHITS WHAT YE SAY YE HAVE
- [22:54:28] <notacop> AND BECAUSE YE SOUND LIKE A WEE ROCKET
- [22:54:30] <Andrew2448> that much is obvious
- [22:54:32] <notacop> WHICH AMERICANS GENERALLY ARE
- [22:54:34] <Andrew2448> what are you trying to prove here?
- [22:54:36] <Andrew2448> you started this
- [22:54:40] <Andrew2448> im just waiting for you to end it
- [22:54:42] <notacop> EITHER THAT OR YER FUCKIN CONTINTENTAL EUROPEAN
- [22:55:16] <Andrew2448> http://puu.sh/2f3Op
- [22:55:19] <notacop> gie us an answer then
- [22:55:21] <Andrew2448> looks like i must be pretty good
- [22:55:42] <notacop> whassat link
- [22:55:56] <notacop> ats no what am on aboot ye wee rocket
- [22:56:51] <notacop> ill fuckin pound ye one
- [22:56:58] <notacop> how old are ye
- [22:56:58] <Andrew2448> ok
- [22:56:59] <Andrew2448> cool
- [22:57:09] <Andrew2448> how old am i? old enough to make some sense, unlike you
- [22:57:21] <notacop> how old's at ye wee rocket
- [22:57:26] <notacop> i make perfect sense ye chit
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