Upsetti spaghetti confetti

1:15 PM - Untraced: I thought I was being original
1:15 PM - Untraced: but apparently upsetti spaghetti is a thing
1:15 PM - Rumski: Yyyyep
1:16 PM - Untraced: 1:13 PM - Angery: The upsetti spaghetti thing...
1:13 PM - Angery: It's a conspiracy!
1:14 PM - Angery: I already explain the whole thing to rumpski
1:14 PM - Angery: So ask him xP
1:14 PM - Untraced: I googled upsetti spaghetti
1:14 PM - Angery: Especially since you make up a side of the triangle
1:14 PM - Untraced: I'm surprised, I thought I was being original
1:15 PM - Angery: ask
1:15 PM - Angery: Rumpski
1:15 PM - Angery: Please
1:15 PM - Angery: It's crazy
1:17 PM - Rumski: Well...where do I begin...
1:17 PM - Untraced: Yes
1:17 PM - Rumski: I'm not who you think I am.
1:18 PM - Rumski: You always thought I was the average guy...just playin' the vidyagames.
1:18 PM - Rumski: But nope.
1:18 PM - Rumski: I'm a fancy undercover CIA agent, working hard in debunking the greatest conpiracies the government has ever transpired.
1:18 PM - Rumski: I have a suit and tie to prove this.
1:19 PM - Rumski: The "spaghetti phrase" was simply an initiation tactic
1:19 PM - Rumski: To spread and get more people to join the crew.
1:19 PM - Rumski: It appears you're already in.
1:19 PM - Rumski: But the real question is:
1:19 PM - Rumski: Are you upsetti?
1:20 PM - Untraced: I'm spaghetti
1:20 PM - Rumski: Dear god...
1:20 PM - Rumski: I woulda never guessed...
1:20 PM - Rumski: You may be the strongest operative in our organization.
1:21 PM - Untraced: This entire time I played you, you didn't think or even begin to know my connection.
1:21 PM - Rumski: Woah, woah, take it easy.
1:21 PM - Rumski: We're on the same side here.
1:22 PM - Untraced: But now that you know about the usetti spaghetti confetti, I'm sure it's safe to share.
1:22 PM - Rumski: You know more about this spaghetti menace more than any of us.
1:22 PM - Rumski: You have the inside info we need to attack this conspiracy head on.
1:22 PM - Untraced: That's just the thing
1:22 PM - Untraced: The entire operation is a conspiracy conspiracy.
1:23 PM - Rumski: No...NO!
1:23 PM - Rumski: What makes you think...?
1:23 PM - Rumski: I-Impossible!
1:24 PM - Untraced: The entire time we have going against the spaghetti menace, when it is infact us that are the menace. We are using it as a distraction to the fact that we are stealing thousands and thousands of tons of confetti.
1:24 PM - Rumski: Damn...
1:25 PM - Rumski: I KNEW I shoulda hid my confetti stash better...
1:25 PM - Rumski: How long have you knew?!
1:25 PM - Untraced: I've known since the plan was retti
1:25 PM - Rumski: It...it can't be!
1:26 PM - Rumski: *pulls out a magnum and slowly chambers it towards your head*
1:26 PM - Rumski: I'm sorry, sir...
1:26 PM - Rumski: You know too much.
1:27 PM - Untraced: That is where you are mistaken sir, I'm not WHAT you think I am.
1:27 PM - Rumski: Don't play games with me, Spaghetti.
1:27 PM - Rumski: It's the end of the line for you.
1:27 PM - Untraced: I've played you once again, I'm not spaghett, I'm confetti.
1:28 PM - Rumski: WHAT?
1:28 PM - Rumski: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
1:28 PM - Untraced: *Bursts into millions of pieces of confetti*
1:28 PM - Rumski: *clicking of the gun*
1:29 PM - Untraced: The upsetti spaghetti confetti plan is retti.
1:29 PM - Rumski: *confetti shoots into my eyes, blinding me and makes my gun slip from my hand*
1:29 PM - Rumski: gah!
1:29 PM - Rumski: Y-you bastard!
1:30 PM - Untraced: *You hear the click of a radio and the little blip that comes with it* Release the confetti
1:30 PM - Rumski: T-this can't be happening!
1:31 PM - Rumski: *I stumble around the place, trying to retain my balence*
1:31 PM - Rumski: Look, i'll free all the confetti, just please don't hurt me!
1:31 PM - Untraced: *meanwhile outside, the sky begins to fill with thousands upon thousands of tons of confetti*
1:31 PM - Untraced: It's too late for that spaghetti.
1:32 PM - Rumski: Wait...
1:32 PM - Rumski: Am I...?
1:32 PM - Rumski: *I look down at my hands to reveal they're just noodles with sauce*
1:32 PM - Rumski: No...
1:32 PM - Rumski: *sheds a single tear*
1:32 PM - Rumski: I didn't want to believe it...
1:33 PM - Rumski: *I drop down to my knees and accept my fate as the confetti spaghetti*
1:33 PM - Rumski: Do your worst...
1:34 PM - Untraced: *as I hover over you, you can hear the chanting of many other confettis that were hiding in the room*
1:34 PM - Untraced: *slowly we all circle around you and you begin to desolve into confetti*
1:35 PM - Untraced: You will be the first victim to be turned into the upsetti spaghetti confetti, soon all spaghetti will be upsetti because they will now be confetti.
1:36 PM - Rumski: *as I slowly dissolve, I give a little smirk*
1:36 PM - Rumski: To bad...there is no spaghetti left...
1:37 PM - Rumski: I am the last of my kind...this I know.
1:37 PM - Untraced: W-what? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?!
1:37 PM - Rumski: If you make me upsetti, there will be no spaghetti left, you fools!
1:37 PM - Rumski: I am the last, born from the spaghetti!
1:38 PM - Rumski: My whole life i've been trying to erase all other spaghetti and absorbing the energy from them...
1:38 PM - Rumski: I am the only one who remains...
1:38 PM - Rumski: So, you'll make me upsetti now.
1:38 PM - Rumski: Then what?
1:38 PM - Untraced: T.. THEN THAT MEANS.
1:38 PM - Rumski: THEN WHAT?
1:39 PM - Untraced: EVERYBODY STOP THE RITUAL!
1:39 PM - Untraced: *The chanting slowly fades, leaving you only partially confetti*
1:39 PM - Rumski: *I look up at you wtih a snoody smile*
1:39 PM - Rumski: That's what I thought...
1:40 PM - Rumski: *I slowly stand up, my left arm now confetti*
1:41 PM - Untraced: We are not doing this to save your species, we are doing it to save our own.. At this point we may have gone too far already..
1:41 PM - Untraced: If what you say is true, and you have managed to ubsorb all other spaghetti then that means..
1:42 PM - Untraced: *Slowly I begin to elongate and excrete sauce*
1:42 PM - Untraced: No.. NO!! PLEASE HAVE MERCY!
1:43 PM - Rumski: *I give you an evil grin and laugh maniacally as you slowly transform*
1:43 PM - Rumski: IT'S FAR TOO LATE FOR YOU!
1:43 PM - Rumski: YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE, NOW YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S UPSETTIT*
1:44 PM - Rumski: Now that you're spaghetti...
1:44 PM - Rumski: WATCH YOUR OWN FORMER RACE TURN ON YOU
1:45 PM - Untraced: NO, PLEASE!
1:45 PM - Rumski: *your confetti family, now seeing that you're spaghetti, begins to hover around you*
1:45 PM - Untraced: YOU GUYS KNOW ME, I HAD NO CHOICE! HE DID THIS TO ME!
1:46 PM - Rumski: *the confetti doesn't even seem to hear you, as they continue with the ritual*
1:46 PM - Rumski: Looks like it's time for YOU to be upsetti!
1:47 PM - Untraced: *As the chanting continues they reveal that they themselves have turned into spaghetti, and using their noodle arms begin whipping me from all angles*
1:48 PM - Rumski: *I sit and watch you suffer playfully*
1:48 PM - Rumski: How does it feel?!
1:48 PM - Rumski: To have your whole world crumble before you?!
1:49 PM - Rumski: To have your own race turn on you in the blink of an eye?
1:49 PM - Untraced: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!
1:50 PM - Untraced: WHEN ALL THE CONFETTI BECOMES UPSETTI SPAGHETTI, THEY WILL NEVER EXCEPT IT AND CONTINUE TO BEAT ANY SPAGHETTI. YOU'RE STARTING A WAR!
1:51 PM - Rumski: YES!
1:51 PM - Rumski: THERE WILL BE MASS SPAGHETTI GENICIDE
1:51 PM - Rumski: GOOD THING I'M ALREADY PART CONFETTI, EH?
1:51 PM - Rumski: *I raise my left arm, showing it's confetti features*
1:52 PM - Rumski: I'LL BE THE ONLY ONE LEFT ON THIS EARTH.
1:52 PM - Untraced: NOOOOO!!!!!!!
1:52 PM - Untraced: *I slowly begin to wither away by the whipping, turning me into mashed noodles with sauce*
1:53 PM - Rumski: *laughs maniacally again while you squirm*
1:53 PM - Rumski: After you're gone...the next spaghetti war will start.
1:53 PM - Rumski: LEAVING NO ONE LEFT BUT ME.
1:53 PM - Rumski: Only then will I give birth to all-powerful confetti-spaghetti hybrids.
1:54 PM - Rumski: For all these years, the two races were at war with one-another...
1:54 PM - Rumski: But now...THEY ARE AS ONE.
1:54 PM - Untraced: *I can no longer speak, all parts of my body have turned to mush and stray noodles squirm violently*
1:55 PM - Rumski: IT IS COMPLETE.
1:55 PM - Rumski: *hangs head back and sports and evil laugh*
1:55 PM - Rumski: It's now only a matter of time...
1:56 PM - Rumski: *flash forward about 200 years*
1:57 PM - Rumski: *The great 2nd spaghetti war has ended, leaving no one on earth but me*
1:57 PM - Rumski: I-it's finally time...
1:57 PM - Rumski: *I step off my throne, and begin to channel the confetti spaghetti energy*
1:58 PM - Rumski: My children...MUST COME TO BE.
1:59 PM - Rumski: *suddenly, a shadow of a spaghetti warrior emerges*
1:59 PM - Rumski: *I stop my channeling to go investigate*
1:59 PM - Rumski: I...I thought there was no one left...
2:00 PM - Rumski: *upon further inspection, it's revealed you survived the Spaghetti war, rising from the sauce of your dead bretheren.
2:00 PM - Untraced: You got sloppy.. You let a noodle slip through the cracks and slowly worked my body back into full stance..
2:01 PM - Untraced: I helped lead a secret society of spaghetti that gained in followers until I felt it was large enough that the fusion would be powerful enough to stop you.
2:02 PM - Untraced: We created a huge underground society that has managed to slip under your nose for the past 180 years.
2:02 PM - Rumski: No...it can't be!
2:02 PM - Rumski: How...how did you manage!?
2:03 PM - Untraced: We are made of noodles, we burrow underground as if we were worms, leaving very tiny entrance holes that only true spaghetti can slither through.
2:05 PM - Untraced: These holes have gone un-noticed all this time, and in the meantime we all worked to restore my body and fuse together to create the ultamite spaghetti warior.
2:05 PM - Untraced: And that warrior is me.
2:05 PM - Rumski: So...this is what it comes down to, eh?
2:06 PM - Untraced: *Slowly thousands upon thousands of noodles begin to burst out of me, enlarging my body to 5x it's size and giving me many tentacle like appendages*
2:06 PM - Rumski: hmph...
2:07 PM - Rumski: *I use my energy to enlarge my confetti arm, jumping up into the air and slashing down on you with it*
2:07 PM - Rumski: HAVE IT YOUR WAY, THEN.
2:07 PM - Untraced: *using all my tentacle appendages I create a shield around my body, blocking your slash*
2:08 PM - Untraced: *Quickly the tentacles open up and I burst through them coming full speed towards you with a punch prepared*
2:08 PM - Untraced: *I throw my spaghetti fist hard towards you, hoping for a face blow*
2:09 PM - Rumski: *I shield my face with a mighty confetti barrier, deflecting your fist*
2:09 PM - Rumski: Face it, kid...
2:10 PM - Rumski: You have NO idea what you're getting into!
2:10 PM - Rumski: *my left arm takes form into a mighty confetti blade*
2:11 PM - Rumski: Gimme all you got!
2:11 PM - Rumski: *I strike a battle pose, my blade thirsting for sauce*
2:12 PM - Untraced: *I look at you with determined eyes, my stance true and my body swaying with impatience*
2:12 PM - Untraced: If you so insist!
2:13 PM - Untraced: *I take a lunge, leaving my chest completely open, my tentacles in a grabbing position*
2:13 PM - Rumski: *I run forth, jumping up, meeting you in mid-air combat*
2:14 PM - Rumski: *I slash for your tentacles, my eyes filled with fury*
2:14 PM - Rumski: THIS MUST END, YOU BEAST!
2:14 PM - Untraced: *My tentacles part, leaving your blade to swipe through only air*
2:15 PM - Untraced: *in your confusion I land a right hook to your confetti belly*
2:15 PM - Rumski: OOF!
2:16 PM - Rumski: *the harsh blow makes me fly back in pain*
2:16 PM - Untraced: *As you blast back I take annother lunge towards you, same stance as before*
2:17 PM - Rumski: *I take a guarding stance with my blade, standing firm*
2:17 PM - Rumski: Come at me, fiend!
2:18 PM - Untraced: *I used my tentacles to attempt to grab you, bringing in both of my fists for your cheeks as well*
2:19 PM - Rumski: *I use my blade to block your fists, then I emit a burst of energy, blowing you back away from me*
2:19 PM - Rumski: Enough!
2:19 PM - Rumski: *As you are blown back, caught offguard, I make a slash at your tentacles, this time slicing into them*
2:20 PM - Untraced: *Only only barely penetrate until your blade stops, caught in the tentacle. I give a menacing grin as I pull the tentacle down and give a strong right hook into your jaw*
2:21 PM - Untraced: UNCOOKED SPAGHETTI CENTER!
2:21 PM - Rumski: *the hit to my jaw smacks me to the ground*
2:22 PM - Rumski: *I cough up a bit of blood, then get back up*
2:22 PM - Rumski: You have learned well...my son.
2:23 PM - Untraced: *I waste no time, quickly charging and lining up a kick*
2:23 PM - Rumski: *as your foot races towards my face, I take hold of it*
2:24 PM - Rumski: *grabbing your leg, you start spinning you around rapidly, then throwing you into a mountain with explosive force*
2:26 PM - Untraced: *It catches me off guard and I land heavily into the rock of the mountain, the rock cracking and crumbling around me*