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- 10:01 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: hi
- 10:02 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: hik'
- 10:02 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: \
- 10:02 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: '
- 10:02 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: happybd
- 10:03 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: mmhmm
- 10:03 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: :)
- 10:03 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: NAO GIF PRESENTS
- 10:03 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: x3
- 10:03 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: *I'm teasing*
- 10:04 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: so when did valve accounce there'd be no new weapons?
- 10:07 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: they didnt
- 10:12 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: but..
- 10:12 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: how do you know?
- 10:12 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: what dom you want from me
- 10:12 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: seriosuly
- 10:12 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: :i
- 10:12 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: I don't
- 10:13 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: I just sometiems think of weapons
- 10:12 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: that doesnt make any sense
- 10:13 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: and.. it's all pointless
- 10:13 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: i bet you do, blowing away all the bullies
- 10:13 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: bullies?
- 10:13 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: what are you talking about?
- 10:13 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/csgogun http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/meatytears
- 10:13 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/melon <- for the black bullies
- 10:14 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: uh...?
- 10:14 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: you alright?
- 10:14 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: its got a razor inside
- 10:14 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: want a taste ;)
- 10:14 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: im better than ever
- 10:14 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: faster
- 10:14 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: stronger
- 10:14 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: harder
- 10:14 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: ;)
- 10:14 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: you ready for my throbing 1 inch member
- 10:15 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: *sighs*
- 10:15 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: what's up, really?
- 10:15 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: my cock
- 10:15 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: its 3 inch flacid 2 inch erect
- 10:15 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: want 2 see
- 10:15 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: 8==D
- 10:15 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/balloon http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/balloon <- me balls
- 10:15 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: so account hijack or just you being obtuse
- 10:15 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: they're just about 2 pop ; 0
- 10:16 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: no hijack
- 10:16 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: so then why are you acting this way?
- 10:16 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: the only thing thats obtuse is the agle of my dick
- 10:16 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: ; 0
- 10:16 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: i got that blue balls
- 10:16 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: u wanna clean them
- 10:16 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: they are like bowling balls but very veiny and pink
- 10:17 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: Yeah, not buying it
- 10:17 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: im not buying yoiu, at the slave market
- 10:18 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: you're transgender
- 10:18 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: i need a slave that can mOVE my INVENTORY
- 10:18 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: so cut the garbage
- 10:18 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: hey
- 10:18 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: dont call me garbage
- 10:18 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: you dont know me you donty know my story
- 10:18 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: Enlighten me.
- 10:19 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: so lets just say
- 10:19 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: my mommy was from russia
- 10:19 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: and my poppy was from romania
- 10:19 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: and it was like
- 10:19 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: romao and juleat
- 10:19 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: they fucked like rabbits and provided plenty of offspring to eat and to raise
- 10:20 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: so tell me why you're acting like a jerk
- 10:19 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: unfortunatly they discovered my deformty
- 10:20 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: i was born without a real braini
- 10:20 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: i have a monkey brainb
- 10:20 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: :(
- 10:20 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: my dad and mom were sister and brother
- 10:20 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: so me am stupid
- 10:20 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: humans are monkeys, you failed biology.
- 10:20 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: no humans are primates
- 10:20 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: you stupid fuck
- 10:21 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: a type of monkey
- 10:20 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: you failed biology
- 10:21 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: i want to pluck my balls like grapes and feast on the liquid inside
- 10:21 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: no monkeys are a type of primate you dumb shit
- 10:21 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: you arent worth the poop you're made of
- 10:23 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: so why are you being dumb
- 10:23 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: you're not a dumb person spark
- 10:23 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: you're the dumb one LOL
- 10:23 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: i want to pluck my balls like grapes and feast on the liquid inside
- 10:23 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: i want to pluck my balls like grapes and feast on the liquid inside
- 10:23 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: i want to pluck my balls like grapes and feast on the liquid inside
- 10:23 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: i want to pluck my balls like grapes and feast on the liquid inside
- 10:23 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: whoops
- 10:23 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: sorru im high ;D http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/weed
- 10:24 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: mmmhmm
- 10:25 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: Right.
- 10:24 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: high on ur moms pubes LOL
- 10:25 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: *yawns*
- 10:25 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: is that all you can come up with?
- 10:26 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: i came up ur moms pu$$y LOL
- 10:26 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: Try again
- 10:26 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: think of something original
- 10:26 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: so do you toke
- 10:27 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: can't figure something out so you go with non sequiter
- 10:28 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: come on spark, think of something
- 10:28 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: its not a non sequiter is a question mormon
- 10:29 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: *laughs*
- 10:29 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: you can't even spell right
- 10:30 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: sorry i dont have autism
- 10:31 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: But you have stupid, a much much worst affliction
- 10:31 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: unfortunately there's no cure
- 10:31 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: sorry! :c
- 10:31 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: unforitunatly theres no cure for pokefurs either
- 10:31 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: other than a bullet
- 10:31 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: : '(*
- 10:32 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: you're one to talk
- 10:32 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: im just fricikin soryr
- 10:32 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: oim wWASZTEds
- 10:32 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: pegisis or brony
- 10:32 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: which are you?
- 10:32 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: boom oyu goit me
- 10:32 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: You betcha
- 10:32 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: all three baby
- 10:32 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: are you down for this di*k
- 10:32 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: nice
- 10:32 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: wanna ride it so hard thousand island comes out
- 10:33 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: But it's so small and flaccid.
- 10:33 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: hey
- 10:33 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: how dare you
- 10:33 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: still too big for your pimple hole
- 10:34 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: *laughs*
- 10:35 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: pimple hole, okay then
- 10:34 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: sorry that was my retarded brother tomey
- 10:34 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: d=:/
- 10:34 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: :/
- 10:35 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: we let him ou of his cage
- 10:35 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: uhuh
- 10:35 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: why do I find that so hard to believe
- 10:35 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: i can prove it
- 10:36 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: sure
- 10:35 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: one sec
- 10:36 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: also explain why he was on your steam account
- 10:36 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: because the "my dumb little bro" story is very common excuse for being a troll.
- 10:37 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: i just took a pic
- 10:38 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: uhuh
- 10:38 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: http://i.imgur.com/NXSnivK.jpeg
- 10:38 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: i had to beat him :/
- 10:40 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: So...
- 10:40 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: why was your brother supposedly on your steam account?
- 10:40 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: is this a common occurance?
- 10:40 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: no
- 10:41 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: Well, I need to go to bed
- 10:41 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: I will say that this has been an unexpected birthday present :v
- 10:43 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: so were you
- 10:43 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: oh shit my brother got back on the computer
- 10:43 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: uhuh
- 10:43 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: right.
- 10:44 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: I give you an A for effort and a complimentary smilie face. ☺
- 10:45 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: and i give you an A for austistic and a complimentary picture of my balls
- 10:47 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: they are VERY happy to see you.... :)
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