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  1. 10:01 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: hi
  2. 10:02 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: hik'
  3. 10:02 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: \
  4. 10:02 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: '
  5. 10:02 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: happybd
  6. 10:03 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: mmhmm
  7. 10:03 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: :)
  8. 10:03 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: NAO GIF PRESENTS
  9. 10:03 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: x3
  10. 10:03 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: *I'm teasing*
  11. 10:04 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: so when did valve accounce there'd be no new weapons?
  12. 10:07 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: they didnt
  13. 10:12 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: but..
  14. 10:12 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: how do you know?
  15. 10:12 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: what dom you want from me
  16. 10:12 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: seriosuly
  17. 10:12 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: :i
  18. 10:12 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: I don't
  19. 10:13 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: I just sometiems think of weapons
  20. 10:12 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: that doesnt make any sense
  21. 10:13 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: and.. it's all pointless
  22. 10:13 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: i bet you do, blowing away all the bullies
  23. 10:13 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: bullies?
  24. 10:13 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: what are you talking about?
  25. 10:13 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/csgogun http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/meatytears
  26. 10:13 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/melon <- for the black bullies
  27. 10:14 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: uh...?
  28. 10:14 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: you alright?
  29. 10:14 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: its got a razor inside
  30. 10:14 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: want a taste ;)
  31. 10:14 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: im better than ever
  32. 10:14 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: faster
  33. 10:14 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: stronger
  34. 10:14 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: harder
  35. 10:14 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: ;)
  36. 10:14 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: you ready for my throbing 1 inch member
  37. 10:15 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: *sighs*
  38. 10:15 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: what's up, really?
  39. 10:15 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: my cock
  40. 10:15 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: its 3 inch flacid 2 inch erect
  41. 10:15 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: want 2 see
  42. 10:15 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: 8==D
  43. 10:15 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/balloon http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/balloon <- me balls
  44. 10:15 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: so account hijack or just you being obtuse
  45. 10:15 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: they're just about 2 pop ; 0
  46. 10:16 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: no hijack
  47. 10:16 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: so then why are you acting this way?
  48. 10:16 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: the only thing thats obtuse is the agle of my dick
  49. 10:16 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: ; 0
  50. 10:16 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: i got that blue balls
  51. 10:16 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: u wanna clean them
  52. 10:16 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: they are like bowling balls but very veiny and pink
  53. 10:17 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: Yeah, not buying it
  54. 10:17 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: im not buying yoiu, at the slave market
  55. 10:18 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: you're transgender
  56. 10:18 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: i need a slave that can mOVE my INVENTORY
  57. 10:18 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: so cut the garbage
  58. 10:18 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: hey
  59. 10:18 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: dont call me garbage
  60. 10:18 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: you dont know me you donty know my story
  61. 10:18 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: Enlighten me.
  62. 10:19 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: so lets just say
  63. 10:19 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: my mommy was from russia
  64. 10:19 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: and my poppy was from romania
  65. 10:19 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: and it was like
  66. 10:19 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: romao and juleat
  67. 10:19 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: they fucked like rabbits and provided plenty of offspring to eat and to raise
  68. 10:20 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: so tell me why you're acting like a jerk
  69. 10:19 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: unfortunatly they discovered my deformty
  70. 10:20 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: i was born without a real braini
  71. 10:20 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: i have a monkey brainb
  72. 10:20 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: :(
  73. 10:20 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: my dad and mom were sister and brother
  74. 10:20 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: so me am stupid
  75. 10:20 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: humans are monkeys, you failed biology.
  76. 10:20 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: no humans are primates
  77. 10:20 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: you stupid fuck
  78. 10:21 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: a type of monkey
  79. 10:20 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: you failed biology
  80. 10:21 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: i want to pluck my balls like grapes and feast on the liquid inside
  81. 10:21 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: no monkeys are a type of primate you dumb shit
  82. 10:21 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: you arent worth the poop you're made of
  83. 10:23 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: so why are you being dumb
  84. 10:23 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: you're not a dumb person spark
  85. 10:23 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: you're the dumb one LOL
  86. 10:23 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: i want to pluck my balls like grapes and feast on the liquid inside
  87. 10:23 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: i want to pluck my balls like grapes and feast on the liquid inside
  88. 10:23 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: i want to pluck my balls like grapes and feast on the liquid inside
  89. 10:23 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: i want to pluck my balls like grapes and feast on the liquid inside
  90. 10:23 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: whoops
  91. 10:23 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: sorru im high ;D http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/weed
  92. 10:24 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: mmmhmm
  93. 10:25 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: Right.
  94. 10:24 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: high on ur moms pubes LOL
  95. 10:25 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: *yawns*
  96. 10:25 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: is that all you can come up with?
  97. 10:26 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: i came up ur moms pu$$y LOL
  98. 10:26 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: Try again
  99. 10:26 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: think of something original
  100. 10:26 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: so do you toke
  101. 10:27 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: can't figure something out so you go with non sequiter
  102. 10:28 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: come on spark, think of something
  103. 10:28 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: its not a non sequiter is a question mormon
  104. 10:29 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: *laughs*
  105. 10:29 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: you can't even spell right
  106. 10:30 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: sorry i dont have autism
  107. 10:31 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: But you have stupid, a much much worst affliction
  108. 10:31 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: unfortunately there's no cure
  109. 10:31 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: sorry! :c
  110. 10:31 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: unforitunatly theres no cure for pokefurs either
  111. 10:31 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: other than a bullet
  112. 10:31 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: : '(*
  113. 10:32 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: you're one to talk
  114. 10:32 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: im just fricikin soryr
  115. 10:32 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: oim wWASZTEds
  116. 10:32 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: pegisis or brony
  117. 10:32 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: which are you?
  118. 10:32 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: boom oyu goit me
  119. 10:32 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: You betcha
  120. 10:32 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: all three baby
  121. 10:32 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: are you down for this di*k
  122. 10:32 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: nice
  123. 10:32 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: wanna ride it so hard thousand island comes out
  124. 10:33 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: But it's so small and flaccid.
  125. 10:33 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: hey
  126. 10:33 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: how dare you
  127. 10:33 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: still too big for your pimple hole
  128. 10:34 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: *laughs*
  129. 10:35 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: pimple hole, okay then
  130. 10:34 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: sorry that was my retarded brother tomey
  131. 10:34 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: d=:/
  132. 10:34 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: :/
  133. 10:35 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: we let him ou of his cage
  134. 10:35 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: uhuh
  135. 10:35 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: why do I find that so hard to believe
  136. 10:35 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: i can prove it
  137. 10:36 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: sure
  138. 10:35 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: one sec
  139. 10:36 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: also explain why he was on your steam account
  140. 10:36 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: because the "my dumb little bro" story is very common excuse for being a troll.
  141. 10:37 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: i just took a pic
  142. 10:38 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: uhuh
  143. 10:38 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: http://i.imgur.com/NXSnivK.jpeg
  144. 10:38 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: i had to beat him :/
  145. 10:40 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: So...
  146. 10:40 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: why was your brother supposedly on your steam account?
  147. 10:40 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: is this a common occurance?
  148. 10:40 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: no
  149. 10:41 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: Well, I need to go to bed
  150. 10:41 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: I will say that this has been an unexpected birthday present :v
  151. 10:43 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: so were you
  152. 10:43 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: oh shit my brother got back on the computer
  153. 10:43 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: uhuh
  154. 10:43 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: right.
  155. 10:44 PM - Reshy [Birthday Today]: I give you an A for effort and a complimentary smilie face. ☺
  156. 10:45 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: and i give you an A for austistic and a complimentary picture of my balls
  157. 10:47 PM - 🐳🐬🐬🐬🐬DOLPHIN PIMP🐬🐬🐬🐬🐳: they are VERY happy to see you.... :)
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