TirkPTA Happyfuntime 12- Der Freischütz

tirkaroKujo has connected.
MeisterWarlock has connected.
MarthTrinity has connected.

Neptune:
oh shit I'm fainted

Neptune:
I forgot about that

Neptune:
wait, do Pokemon unfaint if they sleep

Neptune:
time to consult

Neptune:
da roolz
MarthTrinity: (( MAPS ARE EVIL, WHERE SPAWN?! ))

Neal:
iunno man, I'm assuming down here
MeisterWarlock:
yes hippo
tirkaroKujo:
Hold your Voynich manuscripts

Neal:
my what
Phatcat has connected.
tirkaroKujo:
I am fully assuming you will be capable of handling the evil map at this point, for it is now past the era of literalization
Phatcat:
hyahaha

Neal:
OH SHIT ROOTS COST 10?!
Phatcat:
Odd, firefox is not taking up any memory at all
tirkaroKujo:
Also this was the only way I could actually convey this damned arc without shuffling 50 things around
tirkaroKujo:
So we'll see how this goes
Phatcat:
Call me on skype you beelzelosers
Neal: (( Skype be Skypin ))
tirkaroKujo:
and now you will wait your ass while I get my battlestation up

Neal:
*awaits battlestation*
Phatcat:
We're missing a Gundam
Phatcat:
MT where are you
MarthTrinity:
I'm here.
MarthTrinity:
Just nothing's happening

Lydia:
get off me fatty
Lydia: (( spawn at the bottom of the map ))

Tuco:
what are you slippy toad
Neal: (( he means your token ))
Neal: (( waru ))
Lydia: (( just right of the brown roo-m ))

Neptune:
*stays dead* (sad)

Lydia:
>cuban

Lydia:
*smokes cigar*
Tuco: (( are we rping going to sleep or w/e ))
Neptune: (( we already did ))
tirkaroKujo:
You were already sleeped (D)
Neptune: (( next morning yo ))
tirkaroKujo:
Anyway *cracks knuckles*
tirkaroKujo:
Things are now exactly as they left off, as you have now recieved your grand glorious tickets to challenge the all mighty gym leader of Chungyo Yard.
Neal: (( well thank god they were free ))
tirkaroKujo:
That is, until another guard runs in, seemingly in a dire hurry.

Chungyo Guard:
Halt!

Lydia:
*stabs civilian, runs*

Chungyo Guard:
You did not perform anything yet, did thee?

Tuco:
*Slashes him in half with sword*

Titan:
? Me? What is this about?

Chungyo Guard:
*Catches breath* These people... yes, these are the ones.

Neal:
(What did we do this time?)

Tuco:
If you idiots didn't spend so much time lollygagging around. . .

Chungyo Guard:
I have recieved orders to upgrade your mere passes to a far higher priviledge.

Tuco:
Eh what

Lydia:
Cool, what would that be?

Elisabet:
Ooooo...anarchy pays off once again. That's like anarchy a kajibillion, common sense and rules zip.

Chungyo Guard:
You, I believe, who's name is Lydia, and your group are now free to occupy all areas of Chungyo Yard, a far higher status than most other filthy Trainer guests.
Neal: (( mfw HE knows her name ))

Chungyo Guard:
I am not of any position to question this act, but I have my orders from milady.

Tuco:
(So we're her group now. Huh. . .Whatever if it means better tickets.)
Lydia: (( >my group ))
Neal: (( >from milady ))
Neal: (( Oh lordy. ))
Lydia: (( Dammit (D) ))
Lydia: (( I'm a woman, I can't lead (D) ))
Neal: (( who cares ))
Neal: (( take the tickets, woman ))

Chungyo Guard:
Please, take these. These will ensure you will all be treated as close companions of the royal family.
Tuco: (( he would but MT is sucking her dildo and is thus in the way ))

Elisabet:
Does that mean we get free shit, yo?
Elisabet: (( LITERALL MAPPING, DON'T BE A FAGGOT (D) ))

Chungyo Guard:
*The guard hands you some pretty fancy pins/medals*

Lydia:
Great! Nice to see someone appreciates...whatever we did to deserve this.

Tuco:
Just tell yourself this is compensation for the $100K

Tuco:
it is then perfectly justified

Elisabet:
And for totally winnin that competition, yo!

Titan:
I for one have never heard of these volk, but whatever it is they have done, it must have been quite important for such a dramatic act.

Neal:
Yeah... *takes pin* so what does this mean, then?
Tuco: (( stripping the daughter is quite "dramatic", yes ))
Lydia: (( maybe ))

Chungyo Guard:
First place these pins on your person.

Chungyo Guard:
Then I am obligated to show you beyond the yard gates.
Lydia: (( You'd think he'd KICK US OUT for that ))
Lydia: (( ... ))
Lydia: (( did my internet die again ))
Chungyo Guard: (( for a while ))
Chungyo Guard: (( but now you are back ))
Tuco: (( we are being brought in to be imprisoned in our sleep ))
Lydia: (( maybe ))
Tuco: (( and you two raped. ))
Lydia: (( This is a tirk game ))

Elisabet:
*clips to sleeve* Ehhhhhhhhhhh...tacky. But I'll wear it.
Lydia: (( lesbians are immune to rape ))
Lydia: (( and I can claim I'm a lesbian. ))
Lydia: (( and MT is one (CHEW) ))
Elisabet: (( You're the one stripping other women ))
Phatcat is disconnected.
Phatcat is disconnected.
tirkaroKujo:
The grip on the pin is surprisingly firm, buttoning right down to your skin. This must be some very fancy and laborious craftwork.
tirkaroKujo:
m

Neal:
I guess we can't afford to turn down the hospitality. *attaches to collar*
Elisabet: (( Wait, is it stickin INTO us? ))
tirkaroKujo:
No, it just appears to be quite heavy.

Elisabet:
This thing's got some serious heft to it brah, why's it so heavy?

Neal:
*collar TEARS OFF*
Phatcat has connected.
Neal: (( for PC tirkaroKujo: The grip on the pin is surprisingly firm, buttoning right down to your skin. This must be some very fancy and laborious craftwork. tirkaroKujo: m Neal: I guess we can't afford to turn down the hospitality. *attaches to collar* Elisabet: (( Wait, is it stickin INTO us? )) tirkaroKujo: No, it just appears to be quite heavy. Elisabet: This thing's got some serious heft to it brah, why's it so heavy? Neal: *collar TEARS OFF* ))
Lydia: (( hopefully that fixed any issues ))
Lydia: (( I assume not ))

Tuco:
*Does as guard requests* (This is too suspicious. But if everything comes to the worst he only wants Lydia's head. That's why he said she was the leader probably. And worst case scenario I teleport outside while she dies.)

Chungyo Guard:
It's simply fine craftwork. It feels far more bound and mighty when attached to yourself than it is when not.
Phatcat is disconnected.
Neal: (( DAMMIT PC (D) ))

Chungyo Guard:
It's symbolic of the graceful majesty of the Chungyo Royal Family
Chungyo Guard: (( and PC dies again ))
Phatcat has connected.

Elisabet:
So is there like...a Pokemon Center 'round here, brah?
Lydia: (( well maptool seems to be far faster without the..call up... ))
Neal: (( stay out of the call then ))
Lydia: (( it's fine even with it up ))
Lydia: (( sides if I wasn't in therre'd be no reason for Skype ))

Chungyo Guard:
*Walks you into the grounds of the yards* We do in fact have a specialized center for Pokemon. We would be out of our minds to not possess one.
Lydia: (( I;m the life of the party ))

Elisabet:
Cool beans, tall, dark and metal-y.
tirkaroKujo:
The gates of Chungyo Yard are large and imposing, making an imposing impression upon those who enter it.
Lydia: (( *imposes upon tirk* ))

Tuco:
*Is imposed upon by gates*

Tuco:
*Sues because offended*

Lydia:
Kinda grandiose, don't you think...

Elisabet:
Ain't got nothin on my dumpster home, yo. *mutters*

Neal:
Yeesh. Someone's building to impress.
Lydia: (( *compensate ))
Neal: (( maybe ))
Neal: (( probably not, with a canon 87 children ))
Lydia: (( all adopted ))
Lydia: (( more compensation. ))
Lydia: (( compensating? ))
Lydia: (( dunno ))
tirkaroKujo:
The yard is very gaudy and of impressive production values. While you walk on in, the guard is obligated to tell you the history of this small slice of land.
tirkaroKujo:
It is is a prefecture housing upper-class nobles, tourists, and of course the ever-prestigious Kamui family. Considered the final bastion of the upper-class pleasures enjoyed by the previous inhabitants of Tsuen, a gaudy classist atmosphere permeates the air as it's inhabitants have gentlemanly Pokemon Battles, Bug Catching competitions, and laid-back fishing hours. Quite an uppity and cynical place, it's only open to a scant few nobles, aristocrats, business moguls, and just plain spoiled rich people. Other than that, it's much like any other small town.
Tuco: (( does he tell me in germa-OH GOD ))
Lydia: (( when did Tirk become MT ))

Elisabet:
Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored...

Chungyo Guard:
Did you catch all that? Perfect. See yourself around!

Neal:
Huh. Sounds like they've got plenty to do here.

Titan:
But you should perhaps make contact with the lady soon.

Lydia:
Uh, I was under the impression that this was Kamui's place...was I wrong?

Tuco:
(I didn't realize just how rich this place was. . .If they're so rich, why are they still living a good few hundred years in the past?)

Titan:
That is, unless she makes contact with you first...

Elisabet:
So where's that Pokemon Center, bro?

Chungyo Guard:
The Pokemon center? Oh yes! It is a short ways off from here.

Chungyo Guard:
Do you wish for me to guide you there?

Elisabet:
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....what about you guys?
Neal: (( is it visible? ))

Lydia:
That'd be handy.
Tuco: (( dead'd ))
tirkaroKujo:
It is naught

Neal:
May as well.
tirkaroKujo:
If it was, it would be located around...
tirkaroKujo:
Shit, how do I do that pointer arrow thing
Neal: (( spacebar ))
tirkaroKujo:
Right there
tirkaroKujo:
And tally ho we go!
Tuco: (( nurse is what's her face pokemon stolen then raped in sleep next ))
Tuco: (( wait this is richville ))
Tuco: (( how is poke center free. ))
Neal: (( it might not be ))
Lydia: (( No ))
Neal: (( I assume that's what the passes are for ))

Nurse Lady:
Uho? What do we have here? Trainers?

Neal:
*dingalingaling* Even the Pokecenters are fancy.

Nurse Lady:
Hmm, how unusual.

Neal:
Unusual? Don't you get trainers around here normally?

Neal:
There is a gym around, I mean. *retrieves pokeballs*
tirkaroKujo:
In the corners of the Pokemon center, you can find a few people huddled in the corner, and a young man off to the left checking a tablet computer.

Nurse Lady:
Well yes, but Kamui hasn't really been that active as a Gym leader as of late.

Tuco:
Well actually we're. . .Contest people. Friends of Kamui. Me specifically, I'm a friend of a friend of Kamui, but close enough.

Nurse Lady:
Seems very little people care about Pokemon leagues. Heck, does Tsuen even have a Pokemon league anymore?

Nurse Lady:
Hmm, apparently we do...

Elisabet:
Hey yo, nurse lady. You got some paper?

Nurse Lady:
Paper? Why what for?
Tuco: (( paper destroys trees ))
Tuco: (( no paper ))
Tuco: (( GTFO ))

Elisabet:
Need to write somethin down before I forget. I've got like...the memory of a fish, yo.

Nurse Lady:
*Tears out a sheet from her notebook* This is the best I can manage....
Tuco: (( and I've got the lips of a fish ))

Nurse Lady:
*Hands that paper over*

Elisabet:
Cool beans, thanks lady.
Lydia: (( nurse is cyborg chainsaw lady ))
Lydia: (( who turns Liz into confetti ))
Lydia: (( Passes. ))
tirkaroKujo:
Damn PC
tirkaroKujo:
You laggin'

Elisabet:
*yoinks pen* Thanku. *starts writing something down*
tirkaroKujo:
I only just recieved all that shit you typed

Tuco:
So how's about, y'know, healing our Pogeymen?
Elisabet: (( How do I whisper to someone again? ))
tirkaroKujo:
The nurse takes your Pokemon and sets them on the machine
Neal: (( /whisper theirname yourmessage ))
tirkaroKujo:
slash w *name*
Neal: (( that works too ))
Lydia: (( It better be, we're wearing these fucking baseball-sized lead pins ))
Lydia: (( they better be worth something ))
Tuco: (( R peeing Pokemon Center ))
Tuco: (( when do we get ouuuuut ))
tirkaroKujo:
You can get out anytime soon (nonowa)
Lydia: (( Best avoid the young man, he's a hipster ))

Lydia:
Can leaders refuse challenges?

Lydia:
*goes over to healing machine, don't you remember this things are easy as hell to use*

Lydia:
We can use this ourselves, right?
Lydia: (( Apparently ))
Lydia: (( type in /w "name" ))
Lydia: (( then your message ))
Lydia: (( to reply to someone who whispered to you, just type /rep "message" ))
tirkaroKujo:
Just hit me up
Elisabet: (( and it's slash rep to reply, right? ))
Lydia: (( We could talk to the dude in the corner ))
Lydia: (( but I don't want to and I'm the only one who does things like that, talking (D) ))
tirkaroKujo:
HOLY SHIT
tirkaroKujo:
ALL THAT PC
Lydia: (( Yeah ))
Lydia: (( GOD DAMMIT ))
Neal: (( DAYUM, PC ))
Neal: (( LIKE, 15 MESSAGES ))
tirkaroKujo:
HUMANS ARE SO WEAK
Tuco: (( PC STOP IT ))
tirkaroKujo:
MAXIMUM PC
Tuco: (( YOU ARE CRUSHING US ))
Lydia: (( THESE ARE INTERSPERSED ))
Lydia: (( CAN YOU SEE THIS MESSAGE ))
Neal: (( they happened instantly ))
tirkaroKujo:
NOW I CAN
Lydia: (( AT 1:47.89 AM ))
Tuco: (( YES YOU CUNT ))
Neal: (( basically ))
Elisabet: (( Fuck, I suck at whispering : ))
Lydia: (( There are like, lodsof your messages in between everything I've said ))
Neal: (( there are not ))

Lydia:
Elisabet: (( How do I whisper to someone again? )) tirkaroKujo: The nurse takes your Pokemon and sets them on the machine Neal: (( /whisper theirname yourmessage )) Lydia: (( type in /w "name" )) tirkaroKujo: slash w *name* Lydia: (( then your message )) Neal: (( that works too )) Lydia: (( to reply to someone who whispered to you, just type /rep "message" )) Tuco: (( R peeing Pokemon Center )) Tuco: (( when do we get ouuuuut )) tirkaroKujo: You can get out anytime soon (nonowa) Lydia: (( We could talk to the dude in the corner )) tirkaroKujo: Just hit me up Elisabet: (( and it's slash rep to reply, right? )) Lydia: (( but I don't want to and I'm the only one who does things like that, talking (D) )) tirkaroKujo: HOLY SHIT
Lydia: (( there ar ))
Neal: (( but yeah, STOP THAT PC (D) ))
Lydia: (( e ))
Elisabet: (( Warlord, whisper me so I can just do rep (WARU) ))
Lydia: (( I'm not DOING ANYTHING ))
tirkaroKujo:
But yes
Neal: (( we GET THAT, MAN ))
Lydia: (( his name is MeisterWarlock ))
Lydia: (( well shit do you want to just stop (HIPPO) ))
Lydia: (( If it's that bad ))
Neal: (( it's fine now ))
Elisabet: (( I get that. But doing slash wMeisterWarlock does nothing ))
Neal: (( just stay off of skype ))
Lydia: (( there has to be a space ))
Neal: (( indeed ))
tirkaroKujo:
slash w MeisterWorflorf

Tuco:
*slashw meisterwarlock
Lydia: (( And your message must be in the same post ))

Lydia:
./w MeisterWarlock Yo

Lydia:
like that

Lydia:
would whisper Yo
tirkaroKujo:
But yes, you are now done healing your Pokes- holy shit is my computer about to explode or some shit
tirkaroKujo:
Eh whatever
tirkaroKujo:
Anyway,
Neal: (( not as much as PC ))

Nurse Lady:
Hmm, I don't think they can.

Nurse Lady:
I'm not too well versed on the rules though
Neal: (( @ gym leaders refusing battles I have to assume ))

Nurse Lady:
After all, I'm just a simple nurse! Never had a battle in my life!
Lydia: (( was that at might message ))
Lydia: (( from two hours ago, about if leaders could refuse battles ))
tirkaroKujo:
Quite, Agi
Lydia: (( Oh god dammit. ))
Tuco: (( why do you care about refusing ))
Lydia: (( IT'S HAPPENING (D) ))
Tuco: (( goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ))
Lydia: (( YOU DO SOMETHING ))
Lydia: (( YOU JACKASS ))
You have disconnected.
MeisterWarlock has connected.
Phatcat has connected.
tirkaroKujo has connected.
MeisterWarlock:
And no I did not get your private chat MT
Neal: (( MT ain't even here yet ))
MeisterWarlock:
that's a thing
MarthTrinity has connected.
MeisterWarlock:
And no I did not get your private chat MT

Lydia:
Well, thanks, anyways, miss. Right, so you can take us wherever you wanted to take us. @guard

Chungyo Guard:
Tally ho we go!
tirkaroKujo:
*Warning, prepare for a huge drop-off*
Neal: (( right, you know what? We're in the richest town in Tsuen, we should be able to get some money here (D) ))
Lydia: (( MORE FUCKING CLIMBING DOWN? (D) ))
Lydia: (( FUCK (D) ))

Eldin:
Hey, look at me, all ownershipped and such
Lydia: (( I assume that's what you mean by drop-off just as much as I assume that you cannot see my posts. ))

Eldin:
m
tirkaroKujo:
No, I can see them

Eldin:
Not like it matters
Eldin: (( We see you ))
Eldin: (( but map has very much moved ))

Lydia:
So! What is this?

Chungyo Guard:
Huzzah! We are now off to...where was it we wanted to go?

Chungyo Guard:
Oh, correct! We needed to-

Neal:
*feels empty pocket* Not like we can really go anywhere of note..
Lydia: (( wait...what did we put in "AC," agi? ))
tirkaroKujo:
Suddenly, the sounds of Police siren barge in on the atmosphere of the township.
Lydia: (( our dex? ))
Neal: (( Speed/Dex, yes ))

Chungyo Guard:
Hmm, is that the Tsuen Police force? I wonder why they would be here...

Tuco:
*Hides in bush because I am already on top of bush*

Neal:
Shouldn't you know, being a guard?

Chungyo Guard:
Not like that would matter! Whatever affairs they would need is ultimately not of our concern.

Lydia:
What are you doing? Get outta there, Tuco.

Police Officer 1:
Stop in the name of the law! This is entirely of your concern!
Neal: (( nice reuse of the MM9 artwork ))

Chungyo Guard:
Tobbyrot!

Lydia:
Hey, what did he do?

Police Officer:
Where are the men responsible for this act of cruelty?

Police Officer:
When we were patrolling the outskirts, we recieved reports of brutal actions against whom appear to be innocents...

Police Officer:
And also....hey wait...

Police Officer:
Who are those behind you?

Lydia:
Men? Well, don't look at me, I'm a girl.

Lydia:
Neal, Tuco, you're up.

Chungyo Guard:
Hmm? Whatever could you mean?

Neal:
Yeah, we didn't see anything like that on the way in.

Tuco:
*Bush*

Chungyo Guard:
Tell me, have you at all had a brush-up with Tsuen's law enforcement?

Lydia:
Well, we were in a car. I don't think we'd have noticed anything, really.

Elisabet:
Who with the what now?

Police Officer:
Don't think you'll weasel your way out of this!

Lydia:
To be perfectly honest with you...almost. Might have cut it close, but no, as far as I know, they didn't actually put any charges toward us.

Neal:
(What are we even being accused of here?)

Lydia:
Though if anyone was going to press charges, it would be Kamui...and he gave us free passes and everything.

Lydia:
I think we're golden.

Elisabet:
Well, his girl did.
Neal: (( mfw the passes are tracking chips ))

Police Officer:
Hmm, well according to our reports..
Neal: (( OR BOMBS ))
Neal: (( SHIT IS THIS A BOMB ))
Tuco: (( tracking chips makes a lot of sense ))
Tuco: (( probably not a bomb hippo ))
Lydia: (( Yes, so Kaede can track us ))
Lydia: (( clearly they're microphones/cameras ))
Lydia: (( For the game show. ))
Neal: (( almost forgot about that ))
Tuco: (( game show makes more sense than this game ))
Tuco: (( especially with magnemite ))
tirkaroKujo:
« 1d4 = 4 » Eh fuck I can't choose one *Shitty private roll that makes no sense*
tirkaroKujo:
Neal roll a wis check
Lydia: (( you can...actually roll privately hippo ))
tirkaroKujo:
I don't feel like it
Lydia: (( i do ))

Neal:
« 1d20+5 = 15 + 5 = 20 » here we go
Lydia: (( ...okay that was a secret roll ))
Lydia: (( to you only, didn't mean to do that ))
Lydia: (( there we go ))

Tuco:
« 2+2 = 2 + 2 = 4 »
Neal: (( I suppose you did have a 1/2 chance on landing on someone with a wis score ))
Neal: (( « 2*2 = 2 * 2 = 4 » ))

Tuco:
« 2x2 = 2 »
tirkaroKujo:
You notice a nimble figure hanging off of your shoulder, breathing down your neck, and looking at you in a very unsettling manner.

Tuco:
« 2*2 = 2 * 2 = 4 »

Tuco:
« 10/2 = 10 / 2 = 5 »
tirkaroKujo:
She appears to have gotten there without anyone noticing.
Lydia: (( Right, MT and Agi both have wis ))
Lydia: (( I do not ))
Neal: (( oh lord, a qu- there we go ))
Lydia: (( Chief Question Mark ))

Chief Enya:
*HEAVY BREATHING*
Lydia: (( Nope, still a ? ))
Tuco: (( tirk I am in the bushes ))
Tuco: (( roll a wis check. ))
Tuco: (( . ))
tirkaroKujo:
Sure why not
Lydia: (( Well, SHE looks crazy ))

Neal:
*instinctively pulls back* Ah! Who are you?!
Elisabet: (( Whoops ))
Elisabet: (( Look at my HP lol ))
Lydia: (( I assume it's 0 ))
Lydia: (( Can't see it obv ))

Chief Enya:
*Hangs onto shoulder* Sshhhhh.....
Elisabet: (( it's 98106 ))
Lydia: (( if only (FEDUP) ))
Elisabet: (( *puts a slash in thar* ))
Neal: (( clap ))

Lydia:
Who is wh--whoa?~
Lydia: (( don't start ))
Neal: (( dat tilde ))

Chief Enya:
*Licks Neals neck in the most prolonged and unsettling manner possible*
Neal: (( ...wat ))

Tuco:
. . .(Maybe I should come out of the bushes.)

Chief Enya:
*Smacks lips* Same degree range...

Elisabet:
What? You mean you didn't see her? Geez you guys need to pay attention, yo. *didn't notice either, plays it off*

Lydia:
...Okay, HERE'S an actual charge. We've kinda got a molester.

Neal:
Uh... c-can I help you...?

Chief Enya:
Sweat concentration 96% accurate...
Elisabet: (( « 1d100 = 92 » Dubs and Neal has a visible erection (D) ))
Neal: (( she's behind (D) ))

Chief Enya:
Yep, this is a perfect match for the exact spot of the crime.

Lydia:
« 1d100 = 43 »

Lydia:
SO CLOSE

Tuco:
« 1d100 = 54 »
Lydia: (( MAPTOOOOOOOOL ))

Neal:
R-right, I'm not a forensic scientist, but I'm PRETTY SURE that's not how it works!

Chief Enya:
Also, you taste like purile meekness. Work out more.
Chief Enya: (( « 1d100 = 29 » wainot ))

Elisabet:
Oooo, burn.
Neal: (( and with the next class I take I lose two more Str (fedup) ))

Police Officer:
So, these ARE the ones!

Neal:
Hey, I jog!
Phatcat is disconnected.
Thrice has connected.
Chief Enya: (( m ))
Neal: (( ...well alright ))
Thrice:
Fuck you too Maptool

Chief Enya:
*Looks at Neal in a confused manner* *Smacks lips some more* You haven't done so nearly enough.
Thrice:
It disco'd
Thrice:
Oh wait, other me is gone now
Thrice is disconnected.
Neal: (( stop that (D) ))
Phatcat has connected.
Chief Enya: (( he will not ))
Phatcat:
was saying there was already someone with my name
Phatcat:
hippo

Neal:
Yeah, well... your technique needs work!
Phatcat: (( You can only have up to three, sure yo uwant Researcher to be your third ))

Chief Enya:
Don't panic. We won't convict you just yet.
Neal: (( It gives me something to do, yes ))

Chief Enya:
We have far better things to worry about.
Neal: (( there's really no other option ))

Chief Enya:
*Sniff* Like that dead rotting carcass in the bush there.

Elisabet:
Chick's got a good nose.

Tuco:
*You smell pits*
Phatcat is disconnected.
Phatcat has connected.
Phatcat:
God dammit
Neal: (( could you stop htat ))

Chief Enya:
We came here to ask you about this funny bit we uncovered.
Phatcat:
I apparnetly can't
Lydia: (( what was the last thing yo usaw from me ))

Neal:
*wipes off... lickiness with sleeve*
Neal: (( god dammit ))
Lydia: (( So....nothing. ))
Neal: (( is what I saw ))
Lydia: (( Okay. ))
tirkaroKujo:
Yep
Lydia: (( BEFORE I DISCO'D ))

Chungyo Guard 2:
Dearest me, just stand as still as possible and we shall get through this my future commander.
Lydia: (( Cause I had moved to the right and was facing neal/the girl ))
Lydia: (( and said something which I assume you did not get ))
Neal: (( nope, did not ))

Lydia:
You were still hiding? You know that bush is not NEARLY big enough to cover you, right?
Lydia: (( @tuco ))

Catherim:
....

Elisabet:
*looks back* Oh heeeey...more cops. Hey cops..sup...?

Tuco:
She licks people. She didn't strike me as especially intelligent.

Elisabet:
Oh hey. Blonde chick too....sup...?

Police Officer 3:
Well well well! It's like we've hit the jackpot!

Lydia:
Blond--wait a second, when did you get here?

Catherim:
...sorry for almost running you over there.

Catherim:
I was in a bit of a hurry, see...

Catherim:
I mean no ill-will.

Lydia:
Sure wasn't a hurry to get HERE, it didn't seem.
Lydia: (( or rather ))
Lydia: (( it DID seem ))

Chief Enya:
Could you tell me what was the purpose for the ruckus these people were responsible for?
Lydia: (( because lol double wubble negatives ))
Lydia: (( and now nobody can see my posts anymore ))

Chief Enya:
The property damage was through the roof!
Chief Enya: (( yes,I can (D) ))

Catherim:
Yeah well...that's complicated.
Lydia: (( You gotta alert me to that fact (D) ))

Neal:
Right, could you stop clinging to me, maybe? It's... a little unsettling.

Chungyo Guard 2:
I apologize! This is all a grave misunderstanding!

Lydia:
Wait, what were we involved in?

Chief Enya:
Kid, I'm a police officer. I know what I'm doing.

Tuco:
Buying tickets

Neal:
And yeah, I'm still lost. Is this about the contest?

Tuco:
we were involved in nothing.

Chief Enya:
Do you have any right to question me?

Lydia:
Probably.

Elisabet:
You look like...younger than me, yo.

Neal:
I'm pretty sure I have the right to know what I'm being accused of, yeah.

Police Officer 3:
Playing dumb are we not?

Police Officer 3:
I'll tell you that-!

Police Officer 4:
Woah, woah okay.
Phatcat is disconnected.
Phatcat is disconnected.

Police Officer 4:
Hold up everything boys.
Phatcat has connected.
Police Officer 4: (( obv ))

Police Officer 4:
Hold up everything boys.

Tuco:
I will admit to the charge of walking on the grass when there was a clearly marked sign not to. I'm just a big nature guy. I like my bushes.
Phatcat:
seriously convinced tirk is just kicking me now
Police Officer 4: (( I don't know WHAT the fuck is going on ))
Neal: (( I'm about to kick you myself ))
Lydia: (( WHY? It's not my fault ))

Lydia:
Or, I'm not. I've really done absolutely nothing

Lydia:
wrong.

Police Officer 4:
Apparently we're no longer allowed to handle this. It's all done and done.

Lydia:
Unless you're from Johto. I guess you could charge me for loitering if so, I guess.

Police Officer 4:
Go home everyone.

Chief Enya:
...what?

Police Officer 4:
Yes, that's what I said too!
Lydia: (( I missed everything before "hold up? ))
Lydia: (( "* ))

Lydia:
Police Officer 3: Playing dumb are we not? Lydia: We're not. You have disconnected.
Lydia: (( last stuff I saw ))
Chief Enya: (( last post was Police Officer 4: Woah, woah okay. ))
Chief Enya: (( and that was the only one until you left ))
Neal: (( and your "we're not" never came through ))

Elisabet:
You heard the man! Move along Miss Lickylady.

Chief Enya:
....well fine! You're off the hook...somehow...?

Tuco:
We were on a hook?

Neal:
I didn't even see the hook.

Tuco:
All we did was buy tickets. With money.

Police Officer 3:
*Grinds teeth* I think I know why...

Lydia:
Told you, the only one who could charge us would be Kamui, and..he didn't care. I think he actually liked it.

Chief Enya:
*Clutches blackjack* I swear if this....

Kaede:
OHOHOHO~

Kaede:
Did you think you'd escape my grasp this easily?
Lydia: (( All dese ? ))

Neal:
Not really, considering we were coming right to you?

Kaede:
Ah yes...
Tuco: (( I will indeed teleport into a house. ))

Kaede:
I was expecting that...

Kaede:
It would have been much more dramatic, no?

Kaede:
Being all in a high-class building, accentuating my presence even more...

Kaede:
What a show that would have been!

Neal:
more dramatic than what? Than standing in the middle of the street denying accusations of... something... while being licked by random women?

Elisabet:
Sooooooo...I feel that I'm a...what's the term...victim by association here!

Kaede:
But no, some boring old officials had to barge in and ruin my fun!

Kaede:
You should be beyond thankful I'm kind enough to bail you out of this sticky wicket!

Lydia:
I just hope it's actually kindness...though I somehow doubt it.

Neal:
The free passes were nice, I'll say thanks for that.

Tuco:
(Not going to complain about her setting bail on the people who stripped her and cheated. Probably so she can fry us personally.)

Kaede:
Yes, even when you put me through such a traumatic experience, I still have enough kindness in my heart to look out for you!

Elisabet:
Uhhh...I totally wasn't there for that, yo.

Chief Enya:
...*lets go of Neal* What. a. joke.

Elisabet:
Nooooooot my fault...

Chief Enya:
So this is what this comes down to? Diplomatic immunity?

Lydia:
Look, I didn't really mean to do that...

Neal:
We aren't even diplomats!

Kaede:
OHOHO!

Kaede:
I'm suuure you didn't....*Evil glare*
Neal: (( the worst thing ))
Neal: (( we can never kill her ))

Kaede:
After all, I am not one to hold a petty grudge!
Neal: (( as this is PTA ))

Lydia:
I was trying to knock the mic outta your hand. I just wanted to shut you up, you can believe that, right?

Tuco:
I'm actually a represenative of Orre.

Chief Enya:
*Bites tie* Okay! But let this be known! We -will- find evidence so incriminating, you won't be able to buy your way out of a paper bag!

Chief Enya:
You can't run away forever!

Neal:
right... *snap snap* Catherim, that was it, you always seemed to be the most normal. Do YOU have any idea what's going on here? Why were you being chased? This can't be about a single guard.

Chief Enya:
Let's go boys! We're just wasting time now!

Police Officer 3:
*Mumble mumble*

Lydia:
We're from other countries, we're technically their representatives.

Tuco:
*Cough hack cough*

Lydia:
Guess they could label us persona non gratas, though.

Catherim:
...ah, about that...

Elisabet:
I'm like...not even running...and I have nooooothin to do with what happened before, yo. I should diplomatic -AWESOME- immunity, brah.

Catherim:
I'm really sorry, but it was quite a complicated situation. Do you remember Tatsuun? I can only hope she hasn't faded from your memory...

Lydia:
(Joke's on her, we couldn't buy ourselves out of a paper bag now anyways.)

Chungyo Guard 2:
Twas but a grave misunderstanding!

Lydia:
How could we forget her?

Lydia:
It's seriously been less than a day since we saw her.

Neal:
No, not at all. Last I remember she was being cha- YEAH, MISUNDERSTANDING - chased out by a bunch of police members or something.

Chungyo Guard 2:
But we sincerely hope Lady Catherim will never pull off such a stunt again!

Lydia:
Stunt?

Elisabet:
(My fist still hurts from deckin that bitch, yo.)
Lydia: (( This is why I need to play characters with wis (SAD) ))

Catherim:
Well about her...
Lydia: (( I have too much Wis myself ))
Lydia: (( brb, fully expect to be disconnected by the time I get back ))
Neal: (( probably ))
Neal: (( 'sides, I thought you liked playing characters that could DO things ))
Neal: (( having Wis means you can't do things ))
Elisabet: (( I can do everythin, yo ))
Neal: (( ...(D) ))

Catherim:
She hasn't quite agreed with my new position as Lord Kamui's fiance. She's done some really bad and shortsighted things as a result.

Neal:
...fiance? Wow, I didn't pick up on that at all.

Elisabet:
-Fiance-? You don't look any older than that chick, yo!

Catherim:
But even so, I still care for her. I wouldn't want her harmed in the slightest, even if she throws herself into a danger zone.
Lydia: (( having wis means you notice things ))
Lydia: (( Which means you can act on things others cannot ))
Lydia: (( It means you can do MORE things (D) ))
Elisabet: (( Unless you have the attention span of a fish like me! ))
Neal: (( but it also means you have the good judgement to NOT do things ))
Neal: (( things are dangerous ))
Lydia: (( or the judgment to do things (CHEW) ))

Catherim:
Ah yes, I haven't quite told you about myself...this is somewhat important.
Lydia: (( There is never only one option ))
Lydia: (( Wis also means you know the best option (CHEW) ))
Neal: (( with 26 Wis, jumping into a shark's mouth is never the best option ))
Neal: (( which saddens me ))
Elisabet: (( 4 CHA means I act on the worst options ))
Neal: (( and yeah, I'm still reading ther, Tirk, keep on truckin' ))

Lydia:
I remember thinking that was weird...I mean, you're about as old as his daughter, aren't you? Well, I guess love transcends age.

Catherim:
My family is one of much importance. Importance that allows me to be properly wed to Chungyo's royalty without much hesitation.

Elisabet:
*gags* Bluh. Bluuuuuuuuuuuuh. Oh god that was cooooooorny.

Catherim:
That's...the most simplified way I can put it.

Lydia:
Corny?

Lydia:
Doesn't matter, if it's true.

Chungyo Guard:
*Dramatic pose* It is not of corn in the slightest, my dear!

Chungyo Guard:
This wedding is one of the most important, if not -the- most important, of of Chungyo's vast royal history!

Neal:
I guess... there's a history between you and Tatsuun, then? I'm not understanding what seemed to her like a sudden split between you two.

Catherim:
I have to admit, this was all my fault...

Lydia:
...a history? Were you...you're dumb, Neal. Don't you remember the plane?

Tuco:
*Sits through this all, trying to find the relevancy to my character and our situation*

Elisabet:
Well, clearly her friend getting married means she won't see her as much. That or ya know, she totally has the hots for ya.

Neal:
Before that, Lydia.

Lydia:
They were kinda working together.

Catherim:
I never told her about my family's status. I never expected to have suddenly...fallen for a man of even more importance.

Catherim:
Much less rush headlong into marriage! Not that I....*looks around* should be complaining.

Kaede:
Yes, yes!

Lydia:
Well, just tell her that..she can still see you, or something. She can fly, it's not like she can't reach you here. Anyways, speaking of Kamui...where is he? We came here for the Gym...I think.

Neal:
Huh, I guess that'd make you her stepmom then. That's all sorts of weird.

Kaede:
We all know the sanctity of such an event, but how does this concern you fine men and women in the slightest?

Lydia:
You're gonna make her feel old.

Catherim:
*Twiddles fingers*

Kaede:
What you're REALLY here for is what I have to tell you!

Elisabet:
Hell if I know. I'm not sure how I'm involved in any of this, brah.

Neal:
Well shoot, you seem so concerned about GETTING us all involved. @ Kaede

Elisabet:
And being so quiet and reserved is literally KILLING MEEEEEEEE...

Elisabet:
I haven't kicked an ass or rocked a face off in like HOURS.

Lydia:
They have medication for that.

Kaede:
Ohohoho! Here is where I explain myself! While you maaaay have been here to challenge my Father to a Pokemon battle, he's obviously quite busy at the moment.

Tuco:
*To Kaede* I'm pretty sure whatever you have to tell us is more relevant than whatever she just said.

Tuco:
So let's get on with it.

Kaede:
So he's left the gym challenge all to me~!

Kaede:
(SINISTER)

Lydia:
Obviously? We can't even SEE him, how is that obvious at all?
Tuco: (( xat smiley ))
Tuco: (( BANNED ))

Neal:
Does that mean we just sort of walk in and pick up the badge then?

Lydia:
...well, now it sort of makes sense, why you'd give us these...I guess.

Neal:
We've already beaten you twice.

Kaede:
Guh! *Tips over*

Kaede:
NO!

Lydia:
Wait, twicE?

Kaede:
This time...WILL BE DIFFERENT!
Lydia: (( That lilligant was hers ))
Lydia: (( hippo ))
Neal: (( guess I missed that, whatever ))
Lydia: (( We did not at all beat it ))

Elisabet:
I had enough of this hoity toity "manners" shit back when daddy made me go to

Elisabet:
*stops talking* Meep.

Kaede:
You see, ever since my...regretable defeat at the hands of you back in Misfortune Mayhem, things have changed...

Lydia:
To what, ballet?

Tuco:
It's probably more along the lines of she asked her dad for more Pokemon.
Lydia: (( I was talking to MT ))

Kaede:
Oh sure, I dealt with all the shame and persecution of the outside world!
Lydia: (( hippo ))

Lydia:
Look, I say we take it.

Lydia:
It's her, or her father, and I'd say she's easier.

Kaede:
Was called vulgar and-heaven forbid! The dreaded S-word!

Elisabet:
...etiquette school. *stuffs hands in pockets*
Neal: (( which one, shoe? ))

Lydia:
Uh...sorry about that, too...kind of got caught up in the moment...

Kaede:
Sure, I cried myself to sleep ever since then, plotting some way to get back at you for all the pain I went through since then!

Kaede:
But I'm not one to hold a grudge~

Neal:
(Of course not.)

Elisabet:
BUT YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT FROM ME OR I'LL BUST YOUR FACE, YO!

Lydia:
Look, I didn't even mean to do that. I'd give you compensation for it, but...we're kinda broke and you don't need money anyways.

Kaede:
I understand! And for that, my hatred and anger and other such negative feelings have shaped into a far more positive emotion!

Lydia:
Oh, please, like I care. You couldn't even hit my face!

Lydia:
Besides, I'll just say I heard it from Neal.

Lydia:
Neal, tell me she went to etiquette school.

Tuco:
Don't even bother Lydia. She's just talking to herself.
Tuco: (( like any other tirk char ))

Neal:
She... went to etiquette school? Who?

Lydia:
There, see? Now, I didn't hear it from you.
Lydia: (( were you not paying attention to MT ))
Neal: (( I was ))

Kaede:
In fact, I have only grown to respect- hey!

Elisabet:
*sits against wall* Not like I'm proud of it. . .*pout*

Lydia:
Sorry...I still heard you. Learn to talk to more than one person at a time where I worked.

Kaede:
*Grinds teeth* Like I said! Respect for the likes of you!

Kaede:
And I wonder, just how I can provide such a respectable challenge that would test your skills in a proper, respectful manner.

Kaede:
That's why I installed these pins onto you!
Neal: (( guess I never did roll for that visible erection, whatever « 1d100 = 42 » ))
Neal: (( naw ))

Lydia:
...installed?
tirkaroKujo:
Upon actual inevitable inspection, it turns out the pins are only heavy because they're now grafted onto some part of your skin.

Lydia:
That's never a good word.
Neal: (( ...that's EXACTLY what MT asked earlier ))
Lydia: (( that would make them...heavy? ))
Neal: (( but whatever ))

Lydia:
WHOA?! What the---alright, what are you trying to pull here?! We'll get lead poisoning!
Kaede: (( Hey, I totes responded to it in some way ))
Kaede: (( don't blame me for ambiguity ))
Lydia: (( by saying that wasn't what was happening (CRS) ))

Neal:
The... what? *attempts to pull at pin attached to neck*
Lydia: (( But whatever ))
Lydia: (( Don't reply ))
Lydia: (( there is zero point to this conversation ))
Tuco: (( our genre savvyness ))
Tuco: (( it has failed us ))
Tuco: (( I blame no skype call ))
Lydia: (( I said, man ))
Lydia: (( This is why I said I need to play characters with Wis ))
Lydia: (( (HIPPO) ))

Tuco:
I HOPE we get lead posioning

Tuco:
Because then we will just sue.

Kaede:
Now, as you can see, these specialized pins I had made specifically for you are quite, well, special!

Elisabet:
What the hell, yo?! *tugs on sleeve* WHY AM I PART OF THIS PETTY REVENGE SCHEME?! Whyyyyyyhhyhyhyhyyyyyyy? Owie! That smarts.

Kaede:
And by that, I mean, if you even -try- leaving these grounds, these pins will inject you with all sorts of fun stuff that will leave you stiff, immobile and free to be my plaything!

Kaede:
But that won't happen, will it?

Lydia:
You put electronic pins on us?!

Kaede:
I hope not...

Elisabet:
This is like, against all laws and stuff! Normally I'm for anarchy but not when it's -against- me!

Neal:
...great.

Lydia:
...wait, electronic?

Lydia:
Sweet.

Lydia:
Valence

Lydia:
!*
Neal: (( You were the one who decided it was electronic ))
Neal: (( maybe it's magic ))
Lydia: (( it has to be ))
Elisabet: (( When-^^^^^^ ))
Lydia: (( otherwise it couldn't sense that we went out of the field. ))
Neal: (( magic, bitch ))
Lydia: (( There isn't magic (D) ))
Lydia: (( Sides, SHE thinks it is ))
Kaede: (( >Mystic class exists ))
Lydia: (( So whether I do or not ))
Lydia: (( Mystic's not magic though ))
Neal: (( whatever, try it ))

Elisabet:
Uhhhh, she's probably thought of that. You're prolly gonna get erection-ized for tampering with it.
Lydia: (( It's just....psychic powers, expressed in a different way ))
Lydia: (( Again, zero point ))

Lydia:
Can you override this thing?
Kaede: (( psychic powers is basically magic though (HIPPO) ))
Kaede: (( sorta ill-defined anyway ))

Kaede:
But don't panic!

Valence:
beeeeaaaammmm « 1d20 = 4 » 11 or higher, inside, 17 or higher, control

Neal:
...erection-ized? And... yeah, you're sort of dealing with someone who most likely can trigger it manually as well.

Valence:
God dammit.

Valence:
I AM ERROR

Kaede:
I'll ensure you won't be bored whatsoever during your stay here!
Tuco: (( (psychic makes more sense than bloody magic) ))

Lydia:
Damn...

Lydia:
Don't want to risk magnetism...I don't know how those work.

Lydia:
Might accidentally set it off..

Kaede:
That's why I've hosted an entirely seperate tournament here on Chungyo yard!

Elisabet:
You meaaaan...like I -JUST- said?

Lydia:
Fine, then, Valence...Hit me... With a Thunderbolt!

Elisabet:
I do -sometimes- make sense, yo.

Kaede:
It's simple really. Just go through- Hey! What do you think you're doing!?

Valence:
« 1d20 = 15 » Here goes nothing

Tuco:
*MOVES THE FUCK AWAY*

Neal:
What! No- WHAT?!

Neal:
*shit, can I dex roll or something*

Valence:
The only time in my life

Valence:
That I am NOT Error

Catherim:
...what are you...

Valence:
I do this.

Neal:
« 1d20 = 14 » dexing this shit

Valence:
Naw man

Elisabet:
No seriously. Even -I- wouldn't do something that fucktarded.

Catherim:
What -is- going on anyway?

Valence:
You can't dex.

Valence:
It's a column.
tirkaroKujo:
Indeed
tirkaroKujo:
You will have to take it like a man (D)

Neal:
*I swear to god I'm going to kill you*

Valence:
« 4d12+16+19 = 28 + 16 + 19 = 63 »
Neal: (( JESUS. ))
tirkaroKujo:
All dat dat

Chungyo Guard:
....

Neal:
*brrzzzt*

Chungyo Guard:
..Lady Kaede, shall we hold these people down for you?
tirkaroKujo:
The pins are now buzzing quite a bit

Lydia:
Well FINALLY you pull tha---GGARKH

Elisabet:
*puts hands up* I ain't doin shit, yo.

Lydia:
4 hp

Neal:
*cough, cough* W-what the HELL was that?!

Valence:
I AM SUCCESS

Kaede:
*Bites tie* Wh-what are you doing?!

Lydia:
Argh...short-circuiting it...

Lydia:
I hope...

Lydia:
I JUST SAID!

Neal:
Buzzing? Hoooo boy

Kaede:
You can't do that! That's against the rules!

Lydia:
*probably on hands and knees by now*

Lydia:
You know what ELSE is against the rules?

Lydia:
Putting these pins on us in the first place!

Kaede:
Without such constraints, this world would be twisted into a perverse anarchy!

Neal:
*I can't bring myself to heal you right now, I just... can't, that was too dumb*

Tuco:
So since you only hate her why don't you just take these off of the rest of us and be done with it

Tuco:
Before we sue
Lydia: (( It worked (CHEW) ))

Elisabet:
*bites lip* Anarchyyyyyyyyyyyyy..........
Lydia: (( I think. ))

Kaede:
I was trying my best to respect you!

Kaede:
Really, I was!

Lydia:
Argh...man...I'm black as my coat...
Elisabet: (( No, it just made it malfuction. So every five steps you get an electric shock. ))

Tuco:
Why did you install these on us?

Tuco:
Explain.

Kaede:
But now you go and pull this! Do you have no shame?!

Lydia:
RESPECT? By tagging us like runaway pets?!
Elisabet: (( And...tirk rolls to see if Lydia's coat disintegrates ))

Kaede:
It was simply insurance!
Neal: (( pretty sure it wouldn't work like that ))
Kaede: (( « 1d100 = 74 » yo check em ))

Tuco:
Insurance for WHAT.

Lydia:
I would have fought you anyways, jeez...argh...

Lydia:
We HAVE to have that badge, you idiot!

Kaede:
You never know!

Kaede:
You could always turn tail and run like a nanny goat!

Kaede:
Either way, it wasn't harming you in the slightest!
Elisabet: (( There aren't any goat Pokemon, are there? (HMM) ))

Lydia:
Look, I am not dealing with tags. I don't care what else, I'm not going there. Not being your plaything anyways.
Lydia: (( there are sheep ones ))

Neal:
As much as I hate to admit it after SHE JUST THUNDERBOLTED THE BOTH OF US, Lydia does have a point.
Elisabet: (( Well yeah ))

Tuco:
*Reads surface thoughts*

Valence:
Don't give her credit for that

Valence:
That was all me.

Tuco:
*Because this is free*

Valence:
SUCCESSSSSSS

Kaede:
If you simply made it of no concern, we could have done this simple and easy!

Kaede:
But you don't want to make this easy...I see.

Neal:
Eeesh, really? The one time that hits? *drinks soda*

Kaede:
*Time for plan B AKA, that plan I really wasn't hoping to pull....*
Valence: (( plan BAKA indeed ))

Kaede:
*It is a plan only reserved for the most treacherous of our enemies!*

Neal:
...come on, you get up too. *healing palm or whatever, +60 HP, you idiot*

Kaede:
*And yes, everything in asterisks is surface thoughts*

Lydia:
Oww...thanks...Gonna have to take a shower later to wash the ash off...

Tuco:
*Telepathy group channel with party* Welp I read her surface thoughts and she considers us the "most treacherous of her enemies". We could just assault her now and get the badge.

Kaede:
...but, I could allow you to relax first.

Elisabet:
Like...seriously. Why don't you like...pants her and just post it on the web if you want revenge that badly? Instead of fuckin' TAGGING INNOCENT LITTLE ME. And Tuco and Neal I guess.

Kaede:
I now have a different plan for you guys. One that is far more respectable for clever devils such as you...

Neal:
(Great, so he has telepathy now, wish I'd known that. No idea if you can hear this, but really? She'd just hunt us down again.)

Lydia:
Ha, not Neal anymore! Look, you guys can leave and wait till Kamui gets back, I'd understand. I don't plan to.

Neal:
*pulls at badge again*

Neal:
*what's going down*

Tuco:
(She's not a threat when she doesn't have a detonation button on us as leverage.)

Kaede:
Wh-why would I do something like that?
Neal: (( or not badge, but wahtevertheduck ))

Elisabet:
But I caaaaaaan't leave now. Because if I do I'll suddenly be stiffer than Neal after policechick licked 'em.
Lydia: (( she has one on YOU guys (HIPPO) ))

Kaede:
That would simply be dragging me down to plebian levels!
Tuco: (( I am talking to Neal. ))
Lydia: (( Why would you do something like what ))
Kaede: (( @Elisabet ))
Lydia: (( Oh, alright ))
Lydia: (( Just noticed that ))

Catherim:
*Looks around*

Neal:
(You've still got one on you though. Unless you've got another Thunderbolt on the way?)

Catherim:
I'm sorry for this, I really am....

Lydia:
What, you want me to hit you two as well? I think it might have deactivated it for real...

Kaede:
Don't worry Catherim! I wouldn't dare drag an innocent into this...
tirkaroKujo:
Anywya

Lydia:
He'll need some time to charge back up, though.

Neal:
*yeah, what's going on with the pins, did they come off or what*
tirkaroKujo:
The badge seems to be still attatched to your skin, but it's not locking in place anymore
Lydia: (( They're melted into our skin ))
Lydia: (( but at least are no longer functioning ))
tirkaroKujo:
It appears to be deactivated

Lydia:
*tries to take pin off*

Elisabet:
DUDE. LIKE...RIGHT HERE! IN-O-CENT. I wasn't even watching TV.

Kaede:
Oh fine then you crybaby!

Lydia:
There are three Ns in innocent.

Kaede:
*Clicks remote*

Neal:
How did you even hear that?

Lydia:
Intelligence.

Kaede:
You, dirty lady, are now off the hook! It is irrelevant to my plans anyway!

Lydia:
You know what?

Lydia:
Leaders don't have to be in their gyms to accept challenges.

Elisabet:
Woo hoo! And who said whining never got you anywhere. Didn't even have to get thunder-raped.

Lydia:
Right here, right now, so you can't get something stupid ready again, I challenge you.
Lydia: (( But now I must brb again ))

Kaede:
Kuh-whuh?

Tuco:
(Well, I don't see what's stopping me from just hypnotizing her and taking the remote.)

Kaede:
Out here? Now!? I can't do that!

Kaede:
I don't even have my precious Pokemon with me!
Tuco: (( (She even showed it off) ))

Tuco:
*
Tuco: (( is she physically holding the remote atm ))
Tuco: (( @Tirk ))
Kaede: (( it's now in her back pocket ))

Neal:
I think the lady at the Pokecenter said something about a gym leader cannot refuse a challenge. Not sure how that works when you don't have your Pokemon on you, but it might be worth looking into

Elisabet:
*pulls off badge* Told you that was nothin but stupid shit, Tuco.

Lydia:
Then go get them. I'll wait. Neal here can go with you, even, since you can't put him to sleep.

Kaede:
....that's a rule?

Kaede:
Since when?!

Chungyo Guard 2:
Actually, it always was, right here in....

Lydia:
Did your daddy not fill you in?

Kaede:
Shut up! It is not!

Lydia:
Most challenges happen on the road, you know.

Neal:
Wait, I can't?

Elisabet:
Ooooo, she mad.

Neal:
@ being put to sleep

Chungyo Guard 2:
Eep!

Lydia:
Check your badge, yo ucan take it off now.

Lydia:
Why do you think I zapped us?

Lydia:
I'm not stupid.

Neal:
*well I DID CHECK IT AGES AGO, NEVER GOT A CONFIRMATION (D)*

Tuco:
*Telepathy to Liz* (I need a quick distraction. Your thing is deactivated anyway, so you mind? Make her turn around.)
Lydia: (( I THINK you can, he never said anything ))
Lydia: (( Just that they...weren't locked ))

Elisabet:
"Hmm...kay."

Neal:
*pulls it off, begins throwing it to ground, reconsiders, places in back pocket*
tirkaroKujo:
You checked it, and I said it was still attached, but not clamping on
tirkaroKujo:
and was probably deactivated

Elisabet:
*taps Pokeball*
tirkaroKujo:
Same response I gave everyone
Neal: (( oh whatever let's go ))

Elisabet:
IN-COG-NEAAAAAATO...

Kaede:
W-well, no! We can't do that at all!

Kaede:
and I say so!

Lydia:
*takes badge off* You want this back? I'll trade it for a real one.

Elisabet:
WHOA! BLUE HAIRED CHICK! WHAT'S THAT BEHIND YOU?!

Lydia:
Unless you want me to turn you into those policemen from before.

Kaede:
You don't get to challenge me until I- WHAT!?

Slayer:
Haunt.

Lydia:
What indeed?

Kaede:
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

Tuco:
*Telepathys off remote from back pocket*

Tuco:
*Telekinesis

Tuco:
*Telepotato
Neal: (( long-range potato ))
Neal: (( I like it ))

Chungyo Guard 3:
Back, foul beast!

Slayer:
Haaaaaunt? *bows*

Elisabet:
Slayer's a gentleman, yo.

Kaede:
*Falls over on the ground, back-first*

Elisabet:
He's just sayin hi.

Chungyo Guard 3:
Oh my word! Milady is frozen in fear!

Lydia:
I'd be more concerned if she didn't just try to make us her pets.

Slayer:
Haunt, haunt. Haunter, haunt! *offers hand* Haunt?
tirkaroKujo:
Kaede falls on the remote, activating the pins.
Neal: (( welp ))
tirkaroKujo:
The ones that are taken off spurt some strange liquid, whilst Tuco seems to be getting injected with something.

Tuco:
*Just pockets the remote upon obtaining, not wanting to fuck with controls in front of and her thinking she still has the threat probably advantageous*

Lydia:
>pins

Tuco:
*Dies*
Lydia: (( So yeah, Tuco's down. ))
tirkaroKujo:
badges what has you
Lydia: (( Rest of us are fine ))
Neal: (( pretty sure Tuco, y'know, tried to grab the remote before she fell ))
Lydia: (( and...yeah, he did ))
Neal: (( that'd be a check of some sort if nothing else ))
tirkaroKujo:
Seems we have reached an impasse
tirkaroKujo:
Guess that's a....
Lydia: (( Int check, probably ))
tirkaroKujo:
INT check apparently

Tuco:
Oh no an int check whatever shall I do « 1d20+7 = 5 + 7 = 12 »
Neal: (( roll a 5 apparently ))
Tuco: (( and doesn't neal still have his thing in ))
tirkaroKujo:
You manage to pull the remote from the backside of Kaede, activating all the pins except your own
Neal: (( I got zapped ages ago ))
Lydia: (( indeed ))
Lydia: (( Ours don't work anymore ))
Elisabet: (( And I removed mine after she turned it off (chew) ))
Neal: (( and put the pin in my back pocket ))
Lydia: (( Plus we took them off anyhow ))
tirkaroKujo:
Thankfully it appears nobody was harmed, though that is some liquid spurting on the ground now
Elisabet: (( NOW IT'S ATTACHED TO YOUR ASS AGI (D) ))

Kaede:
*Pale as a ghost*
Neal: (( DAMMIT (crs) ))

Tuco:
*Just goes to deactivate immediately now*

Chungyo Guard 3:
*Swings sword around* Curses!

Chungyo Guard 3:
We have no effect on the beast!

Slayer:
*still offering hand* Haunt...?

Neal:
Shoot, what? *so what is this liquid doing to my ass*
Lydia: (( Still odd how swords are not Steel-type ))
Tuco: (( BURNING IT. ))
Slayer: (( PARALYZING IT ))

Lydia:
*Drops pin*

Chungyo Guard 3:
Quick! Get the lady to a safe area, as fast as possible!

Neal:
*TIRK, I REQUIRE AN UPDATE*

Neal:
*ON*

Neal:
*MY ASS*
tirkaroKujo:
The liquid isn't doing much besides making a mess of your pants
tirkaroKujo:
It's quite embarrassing

Neal:
*well that's ju- indeed*
Slayer: (( Guard 0 needs to point and laugh ))

Lydia:
Dammit, Neal, get your blue thing to wash thi--oh...

Neal:
*preeeeetty sure my coat covers it*
Lydia: (( Naw ))

Neal:
*oh whatever*
Lydia: (( I am the only one with a coat ))

Slayer:
Haunthaunt...*shrugs*

Neal:
...don't tell me. *feels for moistu- yeeep, spreading all the way*

Catherim:
I'm sorry about that....

Catherim:
My future daughter-in-law is quite a character...

Lydia:
Well, whatever. *pours some water over hand, drinks rest of it* *TECHNICALLY I USED IT ALL, DOES IT HEAL ME ANY*
tirkaroKujo:
SHIT WHAT WATER
Lydia: (( cause yes, apparently in this ))

Elisabet:
It's coo' Slayuh. Bitches leave ya hangin sometimes.
Neal: (( fresh water ))
Lydia: (( Enriched Water (D) ))
tirkaroKujo:
Oh yeah that water
Lydia: (( The kind that heals trainers ))
tirkaroKujo:
Heals half it usually does
Lydia: (( but yeah, apparently if you use 99.99% of the item ))
Lydia: (( but not the last 1% ))
Lydia: (( it does nothing ))
Lydia: (( .01% ))
tirkaroKujo:
hipz
Lydia: (( * ))
Neal: (( you should be at full anyway ))
Neal: (( with half potency of the water ))
Lydia: (( Yeah, I was at 64/76 ))
Neal: (( or wait, it's... 30 for you guys? Sheesh. ))

Chungyo Guard 2:
Erk! You have caused our fair lady to recieve quite a scare!

Lydia:
*wipes on bush*

Chungyo Guard 2:
Perhaps it's good for building her character....

Lydia:
Sorry about that, but she kind of...tried to knock us out. Wait, why am I apoligizing, I did nothing.
Lydia: (( nauuughthing ))

Elisabet:
Would you really be scared of this knuckledhead? He's just a big softie. Made of toxic, poisonous and deadly gases.

Elisabet:
Like seriously. He will probably kill you if you huff him.

Tuco:
Those things are poison?

Neal:
Don't mind me, I'll just... be standing here as paralyzing liquid drips down my legs.

Catherim:
But hey...at least there's now a sort of...semi-tournament going on?

Lydia:
I doubt he will, you've probably tried it.

Lydia:
But I don't plan to, anyways.

Tuco:
(Welp that's good to know when I have to somehow face another one of those.)

Neal:
*hobbles around corner*

Catherim:
I'm not sure how these things go...
Lydia: (( this is indeed a shounen manga ))

Elisabet:
Dude, you don't get to say nothin after blasting yourself with lightning. I think we can alllll agree on that.
Lydia: (( Made entirely of tournament arcs ))

Lydia:
It worked.
tirkaroKujo:
Perhaps Neal should roll a wis check

Ralphie:
...?- DAMMIT TIR oh whatever

Neal:
« 1d20+5 = 16 + 5 = 21 » (crs)

Tuco:
*Largely wanting her to leave to relay plan to allies*

Lydia:
...right, um, guard? Do you know where a place to stay is?

Neal:
Yeah, don't ask, just spray.

Tuco:
Didn't we have some specific place booked?
tirkaroKujo:
As you try and clean your pants with your penguin, you notice the faint shadow of a man who appears to be spying on you.

Lydia:
I..kind of need to wash this charred...everything off.

Lydia:
We do?

Ralphie:
*very clearly wants to ask, sprays anyway*
Lydia: (( Neal is just the rape victim in this ))
tirkaroKujo:
Then does a slight wolf whistle before turning away
Lydia: (( 100% ))

Tuco:
well it was from Kaede there.

Tuco:
Sooooooo yeah.

Neal:
...yeah, whatever, screw you guy.

Lydia:
Despite what she said, I wouldn't put it past her righ cameras in the bathroom to get back at me...

Chungyo Guard 2:
A place to stay? Why, don't you have those...elite passes or whatnot?

Elisabet:
Maybe she wants to have a big sleepover where she'll spike the Kool-Aid with gasoline and fill the sleeping bags with Ferrothorns?

Neal:
*gets back into sopping wet pants*

Lydia:
We kind of have to know where one is, nonetheless.

Neal:
*returns Ralphie, sloshes back over to party*
Lydia: (( This is why you have a change of clothes ))

Chungyo Guard 2:
You can easily sleep in the most fabulous hotel in Chungyo Yard
Neal: (( yeah, well, I don't (D) ))

Lydia:
Where IS it?
Neal: (( what are you going to do about it (D) ))
Lydia: (( not buy you any ))

Elisabet:
Ya hear that guys? The most faaaaaaaaaaaabuloooooooooous hotel in Chun-Li Yard. I bet the beds are made of orphans. By orphans.
Lydia: (( because broke ))
Neal: (( indeed ))

Chungyo Guard 2:
It should be around....*The man tells you the directions to this particular hotel, it's not on the map*
Neal: (( though being broke IS the best way to rail us into whatever he wants ))

Tuco:
I'm pretty sure she won't put cameras in the bathroom.

Tuco:
Because she'll lose her eye sockets when I go in.
Lydia: (( No, if it's FAAAABULOUS they'd be made of silk with hello kitty patterns ))

Lydia:
I doubt she'd look at it herself.

Elisabet:
You do seem like a man who knows his bathrooms more than his fine wines.

Lydia:
Thank you...whatever your real name is.
Tuco: (( his NAME is Chungyo Guard 2 ))

Lydia:
@guard

Neal:
We really need some quarters.
Tuco: (( DON'T YOU FORGET IT ))

Chungyo Guard 2:
Why, how rude of me to not tell you of my name?

Elisabet:
....pffftbwahahahaha, couldn't hold it Neal?

Neal:
Turns out that putting a vial of potentially paralyzing acid in your back pocket is NOT a good idea

Neal:
Just for future reference.

Chungyo Guard 2:
It is *the guard tells you a name that's far too long and complex to memorize, but involves a lot of "fords" and "alot" suffixes*

Lydia:
I'm just going to call you Nack.

Tuco:
So the Fordalot resident it is

Elisabet:
I'm gonna call you B-too slow.
Lydia: (( Bara? (D) ))

Catherim:
Sorry, but I must leave now...
Neal: (( No, Betooslo ))

Catherim:
I believe everyone is still worried about me.

Catherim:
I can't leave them waiting!

Lydia:
Hey, that's fine! Go do what you want. Now, let's head to that hotel...

Neal:
Here's hoping they have dry cleaning.

Elisabet:
Hrmmm...*looks at arm* Looks like it's...time to buy a watch!

Lydia:
You're not the one who paid six thousand poke for a coat.

Lydia:
I literally can't afford to ruin this.

Slayer:
*looks at wrist, doesn't have a wrist* Haunt, haunt...
tirkaroKujo:
The future Queen of everything walks away and you make your butts over to the non-specific fancy hotel.
tirkaroKujo:
Dropoff ahooooooooy
Phatcat is disconnected.
Phatcat has connected.
Neal: (( don't ))
Phatcat:
mmmmmmmmmmmm
tirkaroKujo:
The hotel's lobby is...surprisingly wide and open.
tirkaroKujo:
It's accentuated by two imposing statues that make the area feel quite important. It looks almost more like a battle arena than the lobby belonging to any Hotel

Non-Specific Action Figure:
Doorman to non-specific hotel
Lydia: (( >surprisingly ))
Lydia: (( have you never been in a fancy hotel ))
Lydia: (( those things are fucking huge ))
Neal: (( welp ))
Lydia: (( like bus station sized ))
Lydia: (( also all dose ?s ))
Neal: (( we're going to have to fight those statues ))

Dragon Slayer:
*WE ARE DOING NOTHING BESIDES STANDING STILL*

Tuco:
(Kay, so, still gonna talk in group telepathy because the place is probably bugged)

Executioner:
*ABSOLUTEL YNOTHING SUSPICIOUS HERE*

Tuco:
(Kamui's gone and his daughter is out cold)

Tuco:
(What say we just go to the gym and take the badges now?)
Lydia: (( they just fuse Alba with Gant ))
Tuco: (( that is quite descript, yes ))

Menkle Zhan:
*AHEM* Hello old chaps! Are you here to make use of any of our services?
Lydia: (( and make him the concierge ))

Elisabet:
(Look how many guards they have in a hotel, brah. The gym's prolly swarmin with 'em."

Elisabet:
)*

Elisabet:
*slaps counter* We need two of your finest rooms, my good sir of sirs. Sir Sirsalot. Lord Sirton of Sirville.

Lydia:
Two?

Valence:
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I AM STILL OUT

Elisabet:
Boys and girls, yo.
Tuco: (( because everybody here wants to kill us ))
Tuco: (( that is why ))

Lydia:
We can "afford" one for each of us, you know.

Lydia:
Or do you just like me that much?

Menkle Zhan:
*Ahem* You may simply call me by my proper name, Menkle Zhan, good madam.

Tuco:
(If we all go in seperate rooms we'll be much easier to kill while we sleep)

Tuco:
(You know that)

Menkle Zhan:
And let's see, all together, that would be....

Lydia:
Wha--oh...stop that. @Tuco

Valence:
*Besides, I can just camp out in the corner*

Elisabet:
Righto, old chap. Old bean. Franks and beans. LORD MENKLE: NOBLE GUARDIAN OF THE FRONT DESK, Swasha! *bad english accent*

Tuco:
.........

Tuco:
*Stifled snorting laugh*

Menkle Zhan:
About the low price of 5000 Pokedollars, old chap!

Neal:
(Could we... I don't know, this feels... too unnatural, not to mention it's only a one-way thing. No input from either of the girls. We do need to discuss this, but let's do it as a group.)

Neal:
Right, how's about these VIP passes? *retrieves own*

Menkle Zhan:
Huh whu? You certainly don't look the ty- well I'll be blasted....

Elisabet:
(We're better off stickin as close as possible. All being in the same room though is gonna make them think we're onto them."

Elisabet:
)

Elisabet:
(And like Tuco said...thought...whatever, if we're all seperate, we're all vulnerable. That's how all those horror movies go, yo! And the cute girl and the fat dude always die first!)

Menkle Zhan:
It seem for that, you get to stay for the low, low price of nothing!

Menkle Zhan:
....and 100 Pokedollars tax.

Tuco:
. . .How will a lemonade do? A Paralyz heal? Ice heal? Burn Heal? Potato Heal?

Menkle Zhan:
Hmm, I wouldn't know. Do I look like I own a shop here?

Elisabet:
So if we all pool our money we have. . .like. . .one? One money?

Elisabet:
One money's close enough, right?

Neal:
...*rubs temple* Where's the nearest Pokemart?

Tuco:
Yeah, we kinda splurged, you see.

Tuco:
We'll be back in a bit if you could just direct us
Phatcat is disconnected.
Phatcat is disconnected.
Phatcat has connected.
Phatcat:
sigma

Lydia:
Right, you can just sell something.

Menkle Zhan:
Hmm, it's just a little ways off to the north and right.

Menkle Zhan:
It's quite close by!
Lydia: (( and I am invisible. ))
Lydia: (( northright ))
Lydia: (( best direction ))
Neal: (( mip ))
Menkle Zhan: (( verily ))

Elisabet:
Beeeeeeee...right back! *runs outside, perception check to see if I see anything money related on the ground outside* C'mon...they probably use 100 Pokebucks for toilet paper here! « 1d20+7 = 5 + 7 = 12 »
Elisabet: (( And the five haunts us all. ))

Tuco:
*Goes to hippo mart*

Neal:
*follows to hippo mart*

Lydia:
*doesn't*
Lydia: (( there's a chest there, you're the heroes ))
Lydia: (( take whatever is in it ))
Tuco: (( PC ))
Lydia: (( nobody can complain ))
Tuco: (( I am IN NO WAY ))
Tuco: (( a hero ))
Tuco: (( I am an NPC ))
Neal: (( it's behind the counter ))
tirkaroKujo:
You walk to the hippo mart, but not before...
Tuco: (( I get stolen FROM ))
Lydia: (( neither is the FFTA protagonist ))
Neal: (( and also IT'S A MIMIC (D) ))
Lydia: (( he can still take shi---wait no not really (HMM) ))

Joyce:
*This girl seems to be rummaging through some things in the back*
Elisabet: (( If only this was a LoZ map, I could cut bushes and smash pots :( ))

Joyce:
Hmm...where did I put it...
Lydia: (( you don't even have a sword ))
Joyce: (( she is about the only soul to be seen in the mart ))

Neal:
Er... hey there! Looking to sell.

Elisabet:
Yo, Lydia, aren't you goin with them?

Joyce:
AAAAAAAAA!

Lydia:
Ha, you kidding? It's me that girl's after the most.

Lydia:
I figure I'm best off in here.

Joyce:
*Looks about* Are you for real? An actual person?

Joyce:
An actual person here in this store?

Neal:
...I get the feeling business is slow?

Elisabet:
Hrmmm..using my KEEN POWER...of OBSERVATION. I feel as though we got off on the wrong foot, yo. *nods* I have that effect on people. Soooo like...sorry, if I pissed you off or whatever.

Tuco:
Two people. But we're actually looking to, heh heh, sell you stuff. Not buy. Unless maybe you got something we want. Then we could do some trade or something.

Neal:
Yeah, we're... pretty well-stocked, to be honest, just short on funds.

Joyce:
Sell.....stuff....

Joyce:
Do you hate me or something?

Lydia:
Hm? It's fine, unlike that girl, I really am not one to hold a grudge. Besides, you pretty much saved us way back there.

Joyce:
Are you out to get me?

Joyce:
I really hate people like that...

Tuco:
Do I look like the type of guy out to get people

Neal:
(maybe a little bit)
You have disconnected.
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tirkaroKujo:
m
tirkaroKujo:
what was the last thing I said now

Neal:
you really hate people like us

Elisabet:
Pfft, that was nothin. *plops down in front of hotel* I like bustin heads as much as the next guy or gal. . .but I know douchebags when I see em. And you guys don't seem like douchebags. And those guys did. So I help the non-douchebags. Simple mathmatics.

Neal:
Er... no? I did kind of figure that a business in a town like this would be able to afford new suppliers.

Lydia:
Urg...to be honest, I don't really like fighting down and dirty. I mean, I entered for a league, not a slugfest.
MeisterWarlock:
STFU dirty bitch

Joyce:
Heheh, hahah.....

Joyce:
Well you'll surely hate me after I tell you...

Lydia:
>is a dirty fighter

Joyce:
I don't really work in this shop.

Lydia:
>doesn't like fighting ditry
Lydia: (( dirty* ))

Joyce:
In fact, the owner is probably upstairs, dancing all happy and stuff
Lydia: (( damn you PTA, and your having 0 class options ))

Tuco:
So you're. . .A thief?
Lydia: (( CROSS CLASS OPTIONS (D) ))
Lydia: (( it has al otta classes ))

Joyce:
But who cares. Is it money you want? Surely it's money you want.

Tuco:
It makes the world go round.

Joyce:
Did you call me a thief? A thief is mean and bad!

Neal:
That... is why we're here to sell, yeah. What are you doing here, then?

Elisabet:
*shrugs* And that's coo'. I just wanted to sort shit out. Cause I had the super sinking feeling that yooooooooou...happened to think I was some sort of crazy bitch. Which, in fairness, I am. But I'm not a *mutter*total*mutter* idiot. I just like actin that way. Way more fun to be relaxed, yo.

Joyce:
If you want money, you just need to help me out....

Lydia:
I'd like to believe I'm relaxed...unless I'm about to die. Which, for the past few days, I have been.

Joyce:
I accidentally released something very bad in this shop.
Lydia: (( it's the Furret. ))
Lydia: (( Have fun catching it. ))
Neal: (( « 1d100 = 3 » ))
Neal: (( yeah ))
Lydia: (( fak u ))
Neal: (( I did ))

Lydia:
« 1d100 = 28 »

Lydia:
THE ONLY ROLL UNDER 50 I WILL EVER GET

Joyce:
I need you to stop it for me, please, or everyone will surely hate me even more!

Lydia:
28-4 right
Elisabet: (( [1d1-wait I have no Pokeballs ))

Lydia:
er, 24

Tuco:
What even is it? Cause I assume we'd of noticed it by now if it was a Pokemon

Neal:
Released something... very bad. Lady, this is a really... really small shop, it can't be that hard to find.

Joyce:
It's right upstairs....

Joyce:
Thing is, I have no idea how to get upstairs

Tuco:
Would it be what's making the owner do his crazy dance?

Elisabet:
So like, why are you even at this place again?

Tuco:
Or whatever?

Joyce:
The door to the upstairs room is all locked and stuff now.
Lydia: (( whoa ))
Lydia: (( all dose messages ))
Neal: (( now you know what it's like ))
Lydia: (( I always have ))

Lydia:
Huh? I'm here for the tournament.

Joyce:
It's already made it's mark on me. I might meet the same fate as the owner too.

Lydia:
The, uh, main one.

Lydia:
Not...any of the ones we've already participated in.

Lydia:
Or the one we're apparently ABOUT TO.

Elisabet:
Well yeah. But there must be some reason you're here for that. Unless you just wanna be the very best, like no one ever was or some lame ass shit like that.

Joyce:
See? *Pulls up sleeve, revealing a bizarre cross mark within a circle embedded onto the skin of her arm*

Neal:
"The same fate as the owner." Alright, calm down, no need to get dramatic. *walks over to door, just tests the handl- okaaaay, that's a weird tattoo.

Neal:
*tests handle regardless*

Tuco:
I. . .I'd be intimidated. If it wasn't hiding inside a single room of a shop
tirkaroKujo:
Roll a wis check Neal

Neal:
« 1d20+5 = 20 + 5 = 25 » all dose wis checks, all dose hamboigahs

Lydia:
Actually, I just want to own a chain of casinos. Not a flashy dream, I guess, but it suits me fine. I really like em...except for the one in this region.
Lydia: (( Welp, you've already caught it ))
Lydia: (( Sidequest over ))
Neal: (( perfect ))
Neal: (( I am rolling absurdly well today ))
Neal: (( can't wait for next session with dem 1s ))
tirkaroKujo:
You notice a long arm holding a shard of glass coming your way.

Elisabet:
Casinos? Well that's a weird dream. But to each their own I s'pose. Ain't gonna shit on your dreams if that's whatcha want.
tirkaroKujo:
However, you see it coming from a mile away, making it easily avoidable.
Neal: (( « 1d100 = 93 » dubs and they're replaying the Mayhem Madness footage tonight ))
Neal: (( sad ))
Lydia: (( .... ))
Lydia: (( Curse...sharp objects... ))

Neal:
Shoot! What's behind thi- wait where did it come from
tirkaroKujo:
The arm is long and ghastly, looking almost transparent.

Tuco:
What did you see?

Joyce:
Oh hey, there it is!

Neal:
Some sort of... arm? Slashed at me.

Finne:
Sadly I don't have Jack's token

Finne:
this will do

Finne:
GOD DAMMIT IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN.

Joyce:
That thing pricked me on the arm and made this mark appear on it!

Neal:
*what's it doing right now*

Tuco:
probably just a ghost pogeyman
tirkaroKujo:
It was stilll trying to slash at you, but now it's slowly retracting it's arm back into the wall

Matthew2:
Least I'm pretty sure this was not it

Tuco:
« 1d20 = 8 » extrasensory on the arm

DioMat2:
Right, this one will work
tirkaroKujo:
That sure does hit it

Tuco:
« 3d10+12+24 = 21 + 12 + 24 = 57 »
Elisabet: (( SURE DID SAY SOMETHING TO LYDIA (D) ))
Lydia: (( Fine (D) ))
tirkaroKujo:
The arm writhes in pain, drops it's shard of glass, and retracts back into the wall.

Joyce:
Oh hey, you're making some progress now....

Neal:
*steps on shard of glass, slides it back towards us*

Neal:
Hopefully it just had the one... nice job there.

Lydia:
It's more that I like the atmosphere of them, than the casino itself. They're bright and exciting, have lots of people, and you get to play games. What's not to love.
tirkaroKujo:
The room slowly begins to grow darker, and the walls start trickling down drops of blood.
Tuco: (( the shard shatters and an evil spirit is released from it ))
Tuco: (( 1000 years of darkness ))
Neal: (( oh god what ))
Tuco: (( return of ganon ))

Joyce:
...and I think you've also made it angry.....

Super Jack:
Really

Super Jack:
You're really doin this again (D)

Neal:
*flips head toward door of shop*
tirkaroKujo:
THE DOOR IS LOCKED NOW (GST)

Neal:
...*there is no door*

Super Jack:
Why do I have random symbols on a black headband

Neal:
*we're good*

Tuco:
*Releases Pogeyman*

Super Jack:
I assume it's supposed to be fapanese or some shit

Elisabet:
The bright lights and the people? *shrugs*

Neal:
...right. *releases Neptune*

Joyce:
I don't like this one bit at all....
tirkaroKujo:
Trainer turns, whacha gon do

Neal:
Right, did you get a good look at this thing when it attacked you?

Lydia:
Well, maybe it's not your thing. I lived next to a casino, though, so I really like them.

Tuco:
I would just teleport in there and kill it
Lydia: (( I think I'm just gonna go have a random trainer battle or something (D) ))

Tuco:
but it'll be much easier if it comes out to us nice and slow anyway.

Neal:
*crawls over counter, looks for... keys*

Joyce:
Uh, I'm not sure....

Tuco:
*Crawls over counter, looks for money*

Neal:
« 1d20+5 = 18 + 5 = 23 » olol percep

Joyce:
It's probably big...and ghosty...and stuff.

Elisabet:
*hugs legs* Guess that'd do it, I s'pose.
Neal: (( JESUS, THESE ROLLS. ))

Tuco:
« 1d20 = 3 »

Lydia:
Hm, you think they have a battle area inside? Might want to toughen up before we go fight that woman.
tirkaroKujo:
There are no keys that you can see to any extent on this counter.

Neal:
Big and ghosty. Right.
Tuco: (( Money? ))
Tuco: (( (hippo) ))
tirkaroKujo:
There is indeed 7000 Pokedollars behind the counter.
Lydia: (( He just saw that with a 3 ))

Neal:
...you had better not take all of that. Just what we need.

Elisabet:
*shrugs* Maybe. Wooooooould not know.

Menkle Zhan:
Hmm, a battle area? *Butts in*

Tuco:
Bah. It's still 93K less than what we're owed.
Lydia: (( I thought we were outside? Oh well, zero point ))

Tuco:
*Takes $4500*

Lydia:
Huh? Do you have one?

Neal:
*cringes* Guess I'll be leaving behind more than I thought.

Neal:
*that's all for trainer turns then*

Tuco:
have your bird bust down the door, if you would
Lydia: (( yes, the tiny bird ))
Neal: (( ...why the HELL did I send the bird out and not Miltank ))
Lydia: (( not the dinosaur with take down ))

Menkle Zhan:
If you're going to have a battle of any sort, why don't you try striking up something with that punk in the cemetary?
Lydia: (( Because Miltank is level 28 ))
Lydia: (( you hippo ))
Neal: (( I guess I was thinking normal is immune to ghost, but SO IS MILTANK ))

Menkle Zhan:
He's really been stirring up quite a lot of unusual business there.

Lydia:
...punk? Look, did you not hear me?

Neal:
Door... yeah, not sure that'd... *looks for windows*

Lydia:
I DIDN'T come to this region for a slugfest.

Menkle Zhan:
*Ahem* So you're not going to bother with him. Fine, that's understandable.

Elisabet:
Well, I came here because of one! Where's that graveyard at, brah?
tirkaroKujo:
but yes

Tuco:
Bah, we've got time to burn before it does whatever it's gonna down
tirkaroKujo:
The EVIL SPIRIT goes last

Tuco:
*do
Lydia: (( Also, you guys do realize ))
Lydia: (( this is another spirit of money ))
Neal: (( naw ))
Lydia: (( Leave it alone and get out of there ))

Tuco:
Ivysaur, Swords Dance.
Lydia: (( if you KO it all the money will dissolve into ash ))
Lydia: (( or Ash ))
Lydia: (( and yo udon't want that either ))

Neal:
*windows, do we have them installed*
Lydia: (( brb ))

Neal:
*does this store run on Linux*
Lydia: (( Neal is a clearly a Mac ))
Elisabet: (( Penguins, penguins errywhere ))
tirkaroKujo:
There was a window
tirkaroKujo:
It is now blacked out though
tirkaroKujo:
and covered with "UNFORGIVABLE" plastered over and over again in red text

Neal:
...right, misdirection it is. Double team!
Elisabet: (( And I will head to this graveyard when you have a chance ))

Neptune:
bwark

Menkle Zhan:
If you're still interested, the graveyard is located at the far northeast of here.

Menkle Zhan:
You can't miss it.

Elisabet:
You overestimate my ability to not get lost! Bwahahaha! Ah fuck it, you comin' Lydia or are you gonna search for a legit battle?
tirkaroKujo:
The DARK HANDS BEGIN TO RISE

White hand:
or white hands whatever
Neptune: (( or tumblr_08cetc ))
Elisabet: (( And then agi gets taken to the entrance of the shop. ))
Neptune: (( GOOD ))

Neptune:
*flapping around everywhere, GENERALLY making a nuisance of myself*

White hand 2:
« 1d20 = 1 » *Shadow claws Neptune 2*

Neptune:
what you're serious

Neptune:
what do I look like to you

White hand 2:
« 1d20 = 18 » Botch roll
Lydia: (( he;s immune to it anyways ))
Lydia: (( you hippo ))

Neptune:
yeah that's right

Neptune:
botch that shit

Elisabet:
*shrugs* C'mon Slayer. Let's roooooooll. And rock. Preferably in the opposite order.

White hand 2:
*The white hand's claw misses big time, and makes a gash in the ceiling!

Lydia:
No, sorry...I'm not going. I'm tired of all these knock-down drag-out fights.

White hand 2:
*you cannot however see anything up the ceiling, yet.*

Lydia:
So, do you have an actual battle arena here? I wanted to have a double battle to get to know her better, but oh well.

Lydia:
Singular will do just fine.

White hand:
*Confuse rays Tuco*

Elisabet:
*WHERE DAT GRAVEYARD ACTUAL AT*
tirkaroKujo:
bah hold on

Neal:
Right, this is going to sound obvious? But let's try extra hard not to get hit here, I doubt I can heal whatever tha- and you're drooling again, lovely.

Tuco:
OH NO MY EYES MY EYES AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH RAAAAAAAHGHRRRR

Tuco:
« 1D20 = 19 » TURN LOOP CONFUSION CHECK
Elisabet: (( My hair is on fire! My hair is on fire! My hair is on fire! ))
tirkaroKujo:
Trainer turns indiddly
Elisabet: (( Deez roals. ))
Neal: (( that's just instantly cured isn't it ))
Elisabet: (( And I'm going to get straight 1's. ))
Tuco: (( obv ))
tirkaroKujo:
Seems so
Lydia: (( Sadly I won't get to utilize them ))

Tuco:
« 1d20 = 3 » extrasensory hand in front of

Neal:
*I can't really do anything, gonna move over here and bodyblock*

Tuco:
« 3d10+12+24 = 17 + 12 + 24 = 53 »
MeisterWarlock is disconnected.
MeisterWarlock has connected.
Neal: (( he would be ))
Neal: (( or not ))
Neal: (( damn, Warlord, when did you turn into PC ))
tirkaroKujo:
omg
MeisterWarlock is disconnected.
MeisterWarlock has connected.
MeisterWarlock is disconnected.
Lydia: (( hippo ))
MeisterWarlock has connected.
Lydia: (( stop kicking him Tirk ))
Neal: (( uh ))
MeisterWarlock:
carry on

Elisabet:
Now if I were a graveyaaaaaard...I'd be full of dead people. And that'd be gross.

Lydia:
Uh, bad time...? You weren't this quiet a minute ago.

Neal:
*poogey turns then*
tirkaroKujo:
Sigh hold the phone
Lydia: (( you can just say no ))
Lydia: (( and...my name is not Sai (D) ))

Neptune:
*fliiiies through hand 1, Wing Attack* « 1d20 = 4 »
Elisabet: (( Also, I'm just sorta talking to talk. I know you're busy with agilord battle ))

Neptune:
« 2d10+8+13+5 = 7 + 8 + 13 + 5 = 33 »

Neptune:
*if applicable*

Neptune:
*which... probably will be*

Neptune 3:
*flies up and down*

Neptune 2:
*flies side to side*
MeisterWarlock:
they have less than 7 speed

Neptune 1:
*stands on head*
MeisterWarlock:
they cannot dodge the moon from majora's mask.
Lydia: (( dammit, one time I don't go he actually uses something I recognize ))
Neptune 1: (( Ivy's turn then ))
Lydia: (( sadly there's no grass or pots on that map ))

Ivysaur:
« 1d20 = 3 » razor leaf white hand 1

Ivysaur:
needs 4
Lydia: (( I should repeat what Agi said ))

Ivysaur:
next
Lydia: (( deez rolls ))
Lydia: (( or MT ))
Lydia: (( do not remember ))
Lydia: (( both? ))
Neptune 1: (( both ))

White hand 1:
« 1d20 = 15 » *Shadow Punches Ivysaur*

Elisabet:
Whoa. The hell did it get so dark? That's sorta cliche.

White hand 1:
« 2d10+8+15+6 = 9 + 8 + 15 + 6 = 38 »
tirkaroKujo:
The Graveyard is just about rife with would-be creepiness, as you'd expect from a grave.

Neal:
Hey, you just going to stand there or are you going to help us fight these things off?

White hand 2:
« 1d20 = 6 » *Night Slashes Neptune 1*
Neal: (( guess you're rolling for Double Team as well ))

Neal:
« 1d4 = 2 » ehh I can do that, 1 is a hit as always

Neal:
nope

Neal:
« 1d6 = 2 » damage taken though

Neptune 1:
*poof*

Elisabet:
Now if I were shady. . .where would I be...? Creepy house...big tomb in the middle...? *Percep* « 1d20+7 = 18 + 7 = 25 »
White hand 2: (( does double team even work like that' ))
White hand 2: (( it is quite poorly defined ))
Lydia: (( You USED it ))
Neptune 1: (( it does indeed ))
Lydia: (( Yes, it works like that ))
Lydia: (( You CAN choose which one to attack ))
White hand 2: (( I used it differently wary ))
Neptune 1:
If a copy is hit by a damaging Move, it is destroyed.
Lydia: (( One is DEFINITIVELY real ))
Lydia: (( Like, you have to pick one to be real ))
Neptune 1:
If the original is hit by a damaging Move, all copies are destroyed. Any copy can perform a Move but the user is still only allowed one Move per turn.
Lydia: (( Again, you have to pick one to be real when you use it ))
Neptune 1: (( oh, you do? Well that's new to me ))
Neptune 1: (( whatever, I'll do that next time then ))
Lydia: (( It says to place a token under the real one, does it not ))
Neptune 1: (( carry on ))
Lydia: (( Though obv the GM knows which one is real ))
Lydia: (( So they should generally roll for it ))
Lydia: (( So as not to be rigged ))
Neptune 1: (( probably ))
tirkaroKujo:
You notice a man near a grave, crouching down and counting something.
Lydia: (( also, you probably should force Tirk to do more than one thing at a time, being unable to multitask is one of his greatest weaknesses ))
tirkaroKujo:
Seems to be the only person here.
Neptune 1: (( trainer turns then? ))
tirkaroKujo:
Yep

Elisabet:
*seems to be th eonly person here as there's no token for the dude*

Neal:
*sticker slap* Go get 'em, tiger. +20 HP on Ivy
Elisabet: (( I read that in the most flamboyant voice ever. ))
tirkaroKujo:
Hidden hidden you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind hey hidden

Neal:
Holding up over there, Tuco?
tirkaroKujo:
clap clap
tirkaroKujo:
hey hidden

Joyce:
This is getting too spooky for my tastes...

Joyce:
I bet you all now really hate me. That's just fine, I deserve it....

Neal:
Just now? Not when the walls started dripping blood?

Elisabet:
Hey yo, you the dude who's causing general mischief and unpleasantness? Because that's my schtick and it's buggin that hotel dude, brah.
Neal: (( is Lydia just waiting at the hotel or something? ))
Ivysaur: (( olol back ))
Ivysaur: (( white hand 2 never went ))
Lydia: (( well yeah ))

Tuco:
« 1d20 = 16 » again extrasensories the dead hand in my face
Lydia: (( I asked the guy if there was an actual battle arena here or something ))

Kray:
Twenty...billion..heads....♩

Tuco:
« 3d10+12+24 = 20 + 12 + 24 = 56 »
Lydia: (( I'm done with these knock-down drag-out brawls (D) ))

Kray:
Roughly.....twenty...billion...heads....♩
Lydia: (( Welp you guys are dead ))
Lydia: (( He's level goddamned 20 ))
Lydia: (( Or rather MT is ))
Lydia: (( I shoudl be back perma now ))

Neptune 2:
*flip flaps over here*

White hand:
Wrrryyyyyyyyy
Lydia: (( had to go get a lamp, because eating ramen and can't see shit cap'n ))

Elisabet:
Twenty billion heads sure is a lot of heads, brah.

Neptune:
*blazes through with another Wing Attack* « 1d20 = 7 »

Neptune:
« 2d10+8+13+5 = 5 + 8 + 13 + 5 = 31 » @ Hand 1
Lydia: (( whoa damn ))

Neptune 3:
*scratches behind ear with claws*
Lydia: (( I mighta put too much crushed pepper in this ))

White hand 1:
Wrrryyyyyyyyyyyysu

Kray:
So tell me....♩

Kray:
Are you....

Neal:
How's your HP over there, don't quite remember how much damage Extrasensory does
Neal: (( * ))
Lydia: (( Man, you're the medic ))
Lydia: (( You gotta stop goin OOC (D) ))
Lydia: (( and judge this shit ))

Tuco:
80

Tuco:
out of 104

OOOs:
*A Bisharp pops out of the ground and grabs your leg* Sharu?
Neal: (( I don't have everyone's maxes at hand (D) ))

Kray:
...bah, nope.
Lydia: (( you wouldn't IRL either (HIPPO) ))

Ivysaur:
« 1d20 = 5 » razor leaf dead hand 2
Neal: (( I'd be able to see ROUGHLY HOW BEATEN UP THEY WERE ))
Lydia: (( Well yeah (D) ))

Ivysaur:
« 2d10+8+24+5 = 7 + 8 + 24 + 5 = 44 »

Kray:
You aren't that cute boy with the Prinplup I saw earlier.
Lydia: (( You SHOULD be able to tell, but we're all immortal ))

Kray:
What. a. shame.
Neal: (( oh lord ))
Lydia: (( and take no pain apparnetly ))
Lydia: (( Doesn't matter, Agi ))
Lydia: (( MT is deader than dead ))
MeisterWarlock is disconnected.
MeisterWarlock is disconnected.

White hand 2:
Oh my gaaaah
Lydia: (( Kray is level 20 Mystic/Shaman dragon tamer ))
Lydia: (( no chance in hell ))
Neal: (( and also, octopus. ))

Elisabet:
*looks down* Dude with the Prin-...you mean Neal? And what are you doing? *shakes leg lightly* Stop thaaaaaat...

Joyce:
Huh...think they're gone now....
tirkaroKujo:
The hole in the ceiling has now begun to open up slightly further.
Lydia: (( Oh right, Buffet too ))

OOOs:
Sharusharu

Neal:
You... think? *how's about that blood on the wall, gonna check out the hole in the ceiling*

Kray:
*Snaps fingers* Neal was his name? How unusually bland. ♩
Lydia: (( Agi you should prolley hold off ))
Lydia: (( as warlord is gone ))
Neal: (( he... is, right ))
Neal: (( my bad ))

Kray:
And you know people like me.

Kray:
Ever hear of this fantabulous land called Orre?

Kray:
I was there once...met a few nice peeps, went on some crazy adventures. ♩
Lydia: (( it is odd that you put him in a graveyard ))

Elisabet:
Orre...big dude said he was from there.
Lydia: (( but you would not know why ))

Kray:
I've seen some big dudes before. Big and small.
Elisabet: (( PENIS WISE. . . ))

Kray:
Like I could tell which one from which ♩

Kray:
It was fun and all.

Elisabet:
I meant the big dude that was traveling with us. Big ol' chubby guy. Like Santa but dirtier and creepier.

Kray:
But then I met with a rather, how you'd say?

Kray:
Unfortunate accident? Terrible fate?

Kray:
And now I'm here ♩
Lydia: (( Sadly, it's not the same Kray ))

Kray:
I know about 3 people who can be described accurately as such.
Lydia: (( since that Kray's left arm was a different color from the rest of his body ))

Kray:
It's getting narrowed down, it seems.
Lydia: (( but you never found out why, because you hated that game ))
MeisterWarlock has connected.
Lydia: (( Anyways, where is--m ))
Kray: (( was MW seriously gone all this time ))
Lydia: (( That was some great timing ))
Lydia: (( well yeah ))
Tuco: (( it did not tell me I disco'd ))
Lydia: (( I...thought you knew ))
Tuco: (( it was just a blank thing with you not talking ))
Lydia: (( since you stopped doing anything with that area ))
tirkaroKujo:
The hole in the ceiling appears to be opening the way to a small bedroom.

Neal:
Doing alright over there, Tuco? I didn't SEE them get you, but...
Lydia: (( 'mi gonna at least get a denial here ))

Tuco:
they just used some blinding lights. Should be fine. Not cursed or whatever.

Tuco:
Send your bird up there to scout through the cieling

Tuco:
*Ceiling

Neal:
Right, good idea. Can you read her mind like you can humans?

Elisabet:
I'm not sure I follow...*probably bleeding from the Bisharp being on my leg*

Neal:
I... don't exactly speak Staravia. Man, now would be a good time to have Elisabet around.

Kray:
Nobody ever gets it....♩

OOOs:
Sharusharu

Neal:
Anyway, head up there, girl.

Neptune:
*flapflap*
Lydia: (( What is up with this Kray and weird js ))

Kray:
I miss the old days. Back when I punched buildings to the ground. Yeah, those were awesome.
tirkaroKujo:
♩ = musical note

Elisabet:
*zoopathy* "No seriously, brah, you're cuttin' my legs.

Elisabet:
"

Tuco:
I could read the bird's mind. But then I'd just hear him saying his name over and over like a tard
Neptune: (( ♪♫♪♫ ))
Lydia: (( /ooc indeed, that's just a funky j ))
Lydia: (( /ooc /ooc /ooc ))

Elisabet:
"Thanks."

Neal:
Huh, that's how it works? Wouldn't have thought that.
tirkaroKujo:
The room appears to be housing a man that's lying down on a bed
tirkaroKujo:
But right next to him is a figure of UNSPEAKABLE TERROR

Neptune:
*can't speak anyawy*

Neptune:
*anyway

Neptune:
*I assume it's just Tuco's mother*

Neptune:
*or that*

BEING OF UNSPEAKABLE TERROR:
BLARG

BEING OF UNSPEAKABLE TERROR:
I AM A BEING OF UNSPEAKABLE TERROR

BEING OF UNSPEAKABLE TERROR:
TURN BACK NOOOOOW

Neptune:
!!

Neptune:
*flies right back down the hole*

Joyce:
Was it scary? It was scary, wasn't it.....

Joyce:
You all probably wish I was dead for dragging you into this...

Tuco:
Whenever I want to I can just teleport out of here.
Lydia: (( well, since about 40 minutes have past by now ))

Tuco:
So yeah.

Neal:
Well shoot, I don't know! She came back down in a flash, that's for sure- okay! Okay, calm down!

Lydia:
Oh, fine, you know what? Forget it, I'm tired of waiting. I'll just go see if that Kaede girl's ready yet. Surely I can beat her alone.

Neal:
Have you considered teleporting upstairs?

Tuco:
Look, I'm just gonna teleport up and take a look for myself

Tuco:
If it had the power to kill us somehow by now it would have already.

Neal:
There you are.

Kray:
Yes! Those were the days! ♪

Tuco:
*Returns Ivysaur and releases him on second floor*

Tuco:
*Teleports up*

Kray:
But alas, they are long gone now. And all I have to keep myself sane is dancing around this graveyard.

Kray:
and counting 1 billion heads ♪
Lydia: (( returning and sending out is a trainer action (TIPSY) ))

Lydia:
Hey, you, where's the Gym?
Neal: (( he can return it just fine ))
Lydia: (( but not send it back out ))
Neal: (( I assume sending it out would be, y'know, the next turn ))
Tuco: (( (Fine, I return it) ))
Lydia: (( It's still a shift action to return, I think ))

Elisabet:
And what happens when you count one billion heads? Will you be happy then?

Lemin:
*And this is the guy who is lying on the bed*
Tuco: (( that guy was a random person in the contest hall ))

BEING OF UNSPEAKABLE TERROR:
BOO
Lydia: (( indeed ))

BEING OF UNSPEAKABLE TERROR:
I AM A BEING OF UNSPEAKABLE TERROR
Tuco: (( I assume it is not even same ))

BEING OF UNSPEAKABLE TERROR:
TURN BACK NOW
tirkaroKujo:
Maybe it's the same guy
tirkaroKujo:
who knows
Neal: (( it will forever be a mystery (gst) ))

Tuco:
If you were a being of unspeakable terror you would not feel the need to loudly announce it

Kray:
No, no, see girl...

Lydia:
...fine, I will just look for the most gaudy building around.

Kray:
Reaching 1 billion heads is not the point where you become happy.

Kray:
No, no, the fun is actually counting to 1 billion heads ♪
Lydia: (( There any townfolk around ))

Kray:
When you make it that far, well, you lose every bit of happiness left in your soul.
Lydia: (( Since the concierge is mute ))

Kray:
You become not much more than a hollow soul

Menkle Zhan:
The Gym? Well, I can't say I'm certain....

Menkle Zhan:
You'll have to look around for that.
Lydia: (( I'm already out of the hotel (D) ))
tirkaroKujo:
TOO BAD (D)
Lydia: (( Not that that was helpful anyhow ))

Neal:
Find anything? *shouts up hole*

BEING OF UNSPEAKABLE TERROR:
ARE YOU SHIVERED DOWN YOUR SPINE YET

BEING OF UNSPEAKABLE TERROR:
DO YOU WISH TO END UP LIKE THIS MAN HERE?

Lemin:
Zzzz.....

BEING OF UNSPEAKABLE TERROR:
YOU DO NOT

Tuco:
Welp if you've got an unspeakable curse why don't you put it on this trash here
Neal: (( you should go rub your sweaty undershirt in its face ))

Ivysaur:
IVY IVVVVVVYYYYYYYYYYY

Lydia:
You'd think a hotel would have more people...oh well. *can I see anything that looks like a castle or something*
tirkaroKujo:
So as far as townsfolk go

Tuco:
Another Razor Leaf if you please, Ivysaur

Ivysaur:
« 1d20 = 17 »
Neal: (( that a crit? ))

Ivysaur:
needs 18
Lydia: (( hips ))
Neal: (( sad ))

Ivysaur:
« 2d10+8+16+5 = 19 + 8 + 16 + 5 = 48 »

Elisabet:
So, what? You just wander about here going "One, a two, a three?" I mean, I'm not one to judge. Everyone calls me weird. Everyone says I'm a fuckin' nutjob so hell if I can judge you for counting heads in a graveyard. Slayer and I are gettin a sorta chill vibe from this place anyway. *looks down at blood stained socks*
tirkaroKujo:
The castle is clearly visible from here, as it always is.
tirkaroKujo:
It looks like quite a ways up.
Lydia: (( Well if that were the gym the hotel guy would know ))
Lydia: (( So I assume it's not ))

Lydia:
*Asks a townfolk where the gym is*

Super Jack:
We're the only people in town.
tirkaroKujo:
As far as townsfolk go, there's the usual rich uptight men and women strolling about, though some unusual sights are a woman who looks like some sort of priest stressing out about something, and what appears to be a chef looking out for something.

Finne:
« 1d20+13 = 5 + 13 = 18 » Let's see if I can help you out...

Finne:
Nope.

Finne:
5s everywhere.

Neal:
« 1d20 = 12 »
Neal: (( nah man fuck your fives ))

BEING OF UNSPEAKABLE TERROR:
THAT HURT, BUT IT SHALL NOT HURT ENOUGH.

Lydia:
*walks up to the priest lady* Hey! Sorry to interrupt, but you look like the most helpful person here...Could you point me to the gym?

BEING OF UNSPEAKABLE TERROR:
NOW I SHALL UNLEASH A DREAFUL ATTACK, LIKE SHADOW BALL.

BEING OF UNSPEAKABLE TERROR:
« 1D20 = 7 » YEAH SHADOW BALL IS PRETTY AWESOME

BEING OF UNSPEAKABLE TERROR:
« 3d10+12+15+6 = 23 + 12 + 15 + 6 = 56 »
Neal: (( ehh it's only level 30something ))
Neal: (( we could take it ))

Kaguya:
*Sobsob* Oh what is it?
Lydia: (( 35+ ))
Lydia: (( or wait, no ))
Lydia: (( 20-35 ))

Lydia:
30-35*
Neal: (( alternatively, 30something ))
Tuco: (( on me or the pokemon ))
Lydia: (( where is that girl ))

Kaguya:
You want a gym? Are you some kind of...trainer, person? Whatever those kids are into these days?

Kaguya:
*Sobsob*
Lydia: (( she's invisible to me I think ))
Tuco: (( tirk? ))
Kaguya: (( how ))
tirkaroKujo:
On the Ivysaur

Lydia:
Uh...you okay? Um, but, yes, I am. I need to challenge the leader.
Lydia: (( she's not anymore ))
Lydia: (( she WAS though ))

Tuco:
Can you send your bird up here to help or something, Neal?

Kray:
Chill? Yeah, I'd say this is a pretty chill pad.

Kray:
I tend to scare others away though. Maybe it's my Bisharp.

Neal:
Sure, though what the heck is going on? Head up there, Neptune.

Kray:
Or maybe they're just not used to the sight of the 1 billion head man ♪

Kray:
Shame I got holed up in this stupid place though.

Neal:
uh... Wing Attack whatever it is, I guess?

Elisabet:
I could see why. *shrugs* I got a Haunter so I'm used to Pokemon popping up out of nowhere. And like I said, I talk to myself all the fuckin time. Not like that's gonna weird me out.

Kray:
Huhoo. Tell me about it. ♪

Neptune:
you kidding me I don't want to go anywhere near that thing oh whatever guess I'd better comply « 1d20 = 7 »

Kray:
I like your style kid. ♪♫♪♫

Tuco:
some sort of demon that thinks he's hot stuff. Couldn't even down Ivysaur in one hit.

Neptune:
« 2d8+10+13+5 = 13 + 10 + 13 + 5 = 41 »

Tuco:
« 1d20 = 17 » extrasensory

Kray:
Long shot from the boring and stuffy population of this dumb yard.

Neptune:
*not 2d8, 2d10, but I'll take that roll

Tuco:
« 3d10+12+24 = 9 + 12 + 24 = 45 »

Kray:
I tell you, this place used to be pretty bitchin'.

BEING OF UNSPEAKABLE TERROR:
I WILL NOT FALL.

BEING OF UNSPEAKABLE TERROR:
FOR I AM A BEING OF UNSPEAKABLE TERROR

Elisabet:
Pretty much. Seems like a buncha hoity toity rich douchebags. What with their castles made of smaller castles and their servants made of solid gold or whatever the fuck they have here.

BEING OF UNSPEAKABLE TERROR:
MY POWER KNOWS NO BOUNDS

BEING OF UNSPEAKABLE TERROR:
MY STYLE IS IMMESURABLE

Neal:
Demon? Come on, that's kid stuff.

BEING OF UNSPEAKABLE TERROR:
MY WAYS ARE INNUMERABLE

BEING OF UNSPEAKABLE TERROR:
AND MY-

Lemin:
*Yaaaawwn*
Lydia: (( I replied to the woman thing ))

Kaguya:
The leader? Oh, so is this what this is all about?
Lydia: (( I'm more just confused as to why there are people named Joyce, Lemin, and then just Kaguya ))

Lydia:
Well...the stand-in. I know Kamui's out right now...
Tuco: (( this kind of is the downside ))

Kaguya:
You just want to barge through our last bastion of civilization and respect for your low-brow battle entertainment?
Tuco: (( to random money spirits ))
Tuco: (( this thing shouting at us is comical ))

Lemin:
Why is there such a racket going on....

Lemin:
*Rubs eyes* What time is it?

Neptune:
*enjoy your bed full of feathers, kid*

Tuco:
*Looks at demon thing/where it was*

BEING OF UNSPEAKABLE TERROR:
I believe it's about 8 or so?

Lemin:
OH GOD, 8 PM?

Lydia:
Look here, I'm trying to be polite. I'm in this region for a reason...I want an official battle, none of these freaky brawls.

Lemin:
WHY ARE THERE FEATHERS ON MY BED!?
Neptune: (( that is... FAR earlier tha- PM? Alright...? ))

Lemin:
BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHY DID I OVERLSEEP FOR SO LONG?!
Lydia: (( 10:00 AM* ))
Lydia: (( I overslept* ))
Lydia: (( nobody ever changes the time ))
Lydia: (( nobody ))
BEING OF UNSPEAKABLE TERROR: (( quite ))

BEING OF UNSPEAKABLE TERROR:
*Shrugs*

Professor Oak:
3 AM?! I OVERSLEPT!!!

Lemin:
Well uh, you can stop it with the house guarding mode now, missy!

BEING OF UNSPEAKABLE TERROR:
Oh, I'm sorry. House defense mode is now disabled.

Neal:
*curiously tries door again*

Tuco:
So that thing was just your Pokemon using some illusion then?

Mismeido:
Mismagi magi...
tirkaroKujo:
The upstairs door now opens quite easily, along with the front door.

Joyce:
Oh hey...everything is back to normal...

Joyce:
..do you still hate me? You probably still do....

Neal:
What are you even talking about?

Lemin:
Yeah, she likes to go a bit over-the-top.

Super Jack:
Jack to normal*

Kaguya:
Do you understand the sacrifices I had to make?

Neal:
I don't know you nearly well enough to hate you. Though... what was it, exactly, that you released in here?

Tuco:
so there's some girl downstairs in your shop. Was she a robber?

Lydia:
I can honestly say that I do not, as you haven't told me. I..don't get why you'd have to make any though, the Gym was always here, wasn't it?

Lydia:
It simply wasn't in use for a while.

Joyce:
Um....I'm not sure.

Joyce:
I just wanted to buy some stuff....

Joyce:
So I got impatient and tried buying some stuff myself. I was gonna leave him money!

Joyce:
But then the building hated me for it....

Lemin:
A robber huh? Well that doesn't surprise me.

Neal:
And... that's when you got stabbed?

Tuco:
Yeah, that's probably why your Pokemon got so angry

Tuco:
I saw her taking an assload

Joyce:
Yeah, that's wh- Oh...look.

Joyce:
The mark is gone now.

Tuco:
I justt wanted to do some business. . .

Lemin:
That is all my fault, good sir, and I apologize!
Lydia: (( and Liz has already been killed ))

Neal:
Hrm. *any physical mark beyond the tattoo? obv that's gone*

Tuco:
*Returns Ivysaur and teleports out of building*
Neal: (( oh you ass (D) ))

Kray:
Don't count on me for this, but....
Neal: (( whatever, enjoy your $4500 ))

Kray:
I've heard there's another city deep below the ground somewhere.

Tuco:
*Poofs next to Lydia*
Lydia: (( Sorry, no literal maps ))

Tuco:
Oh hey. Got the money for the hotel finally.
Lydia: (( I'm actually nowhere near the mart ))

Tuco:
(FEDUP)
Lydia: (( Jesus christ I just tore my wall apart ))

Kray:
Not sure why it's underground, but it reminds me of those things where like....
Lydia: (( I am going to need to get some putty for that ))

Elisabet:
An underground city? What? For like the dead or somethin?

Tuco:
*Just goes to hotel*

Kray:
The dead? Well yeah, you could probably say that.

Kray:
Rumor has it that this Yard was built over the underground city waaaaaaaaaaaaay back.

Kray:
I'm talkin' the Dung Ages here.

Neal:
Seriously, no entry wound even...? That's bizarre.

Kray:
I have no idea if anyone still inhabits it, but I'm pretty sure I've heard some cries from beneath it.

Elisabet:
*rolls to check if there's anything particularly noticeable about this guy* « 1d20+7 = 14 + 7 = 21 »

Lydia:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-ZiCJnUYPA

Lemin:
Gah! Joyce! Is that you?

Joyce:
I just wanted to buy- no, you probably hate me too. It's okay, I'm a magnet for negative feelings.

Kaguya:
I'm unsure what goes on in that rusty gym..

Neal:
Oh, are you the owner of this store then? Hey, did you know the place is haunted?

Kaguya:
Why would I know?

Kaguya:
I mean, I'm just here, trying my dam- darndest to prepare for this wedding...

Lydia:
Don't you live here...? Or are you a missionary?

Neal:
Like, blood-dripping-from-the-walls haunted>

Kaguya:
It's all so stressful!

Lydia:
Wait, wedding? You mean between Catherim and Kamui?

Lydia:
Whoa, I didn't know it was happening soo soon.

Lydia:
so*

Lydia:
soooo~

Kaguya:
Yes. It's a very long and meticulously planned event.

Kaguya:
Royal Weddings are nothing to scoff at....

Neal:
Seriously, it's the sort of thing which drives away business.

Kaguya:
Why, I remember Lady Catherim from way back when, when we were both children....

Lemin:
Sorry. Was just my Pokemon causing a mess of trouble.

Lemin:
Though you may have a point with the latter.

Lemin:
Should really teach that girl some discipline...

Mismeido:
Misumagi?

Lydia:
Mizumaya*
Elisabet: (( Did roll a percep roll on this dude whenever you get a second, take your time, I know you're doin like eight things at once. ))

Lydia:
You were kids together? I still can't really get over the age thing...but I guess it's not my business.

Neal:
...wait, that was just a Mismagius?! Eesh.
Lydia: (( Harken back to the old days, MT ))
Lydia: (( when warlord did eight things at once all the time ))

Kray:
*This man appears to be somewhat normal despite his raggedness, though his skin seems ot be unusually pale.*
Lydia: (( Speaking of which, don't you have work in...forty-six minutes ago ))

Kray:
*It also -HOLY SHIT IS IT SERIOUSLY 5:45 ALREADY SHIT*
Elisabet: (( Probably I'm good for a bit longer though. ))
Elisabet: (( Unless you want to stop now guessing yes by that outburst. ))
Kray: (( thankfully though everything is well and done with ))
Neal: (( there are like five things going on right now though (fedup) ))
Lydia: (( I'll be up for the next three days ))

Lemin:
Eheh...yeah *scratches head*
Lydia: (( Though actually, no, I won't ))
Lydia: (( as today is basically my only free day this week ))
Lydia: (( so I will be sleeping ))

Lemin:
But all that aside, well....guess my shop is open again.

Joyce:
...well that went easier than expected.

Neal:
...right, about that. Have you seen another guy around? Huge, not wearing much of a shirt, gigantic lips

Lemin:
Huh? Um...wasn't he just here?

Neal:
Probably. Last I saw of him, he teleported upstairs. Apparently that's something people can do now.

Kray:
*Also, stiff. He appears very, very stiff and unusually still*

Kray:
*Maybe he's just very well-trained in this sort of stuff*

Neal:
Leet's just say that we came here to sell.

Lydia:
Anyways, I feel sorry for you, having to go through that kind of thing, but.. Well, right now, I'm trying to earn the badge here. It'll get me out of this town, right? I think that'd make you happy.

Lemin:
Right, sell and....

Neal:
And, er, he tends to be a bit to the point.

Lemin:
...I'm missing quite a few Pokedollars here...

Neal:
...yeah.

Lemin:
Alright, who took it now?

Joyce:
It wasn't meeeeeeeeeee

Joyce:
Don't hate me pleeeaaase.

Neal:
...let's just figure out what I can give you here to make up for it.

Kaguya:
Oh, what am I saying?
Tuco: (( you're a useless accomplice ))

Kaguya:
I'm the only fair lady here in such shambles.
Neal: (( verily ))

Kaguya:
Let's face it, I'm weak. Totally worthless.

Kaguya:
I don't know what to do now!

Lydia:
Well, if you hate your job....find another job?

Elisabet:
*ponders* You're not dead, are ya? *only half joking* Then again, looking at these arms, I'm not one to talk *shows underside of arms, fuckin pale, yo*

Kaguya:
Another job? Why are you even asking that?

Lydia:
I'd hire you, but let's just say that money and I are having a disagreement right now.

Neal:
Are you short on stock anywhere here? I'm pretty well-supplied, could help patch some holes in your inventory.

Lydia:
I want it to...not turn to ash, but it's too stubborn to listen.

Kaguya:
I've devoted my life to Sunshire royal family!

Kaguya:
I'm just a failure, that's all..

Kaguya:
Why would you even ask me for directions? I'l just lead you straight to hell!

Kaguya:
It is my destiny!

Lydia:
Sunshire? That's their name? Anyways, you apparently lost an eye working for these guys.... They don't seem like the best of employers

Lemin:
Ugh, what a nice gesture.

Lemin:
I'll take whatever you got, though I might not be buying very high today.
Lydia: (( Agi: *offers all his stuff* ))
Lydia: (( Lemin: *I can give you...99 Poke.* ))

Kaguya:
This missing eye is an eternal reminder of my failure....

Neal:
Heh, actually, I'd say you'd actually be better off buying from me than whatever your normal supplier is. I've been working on something in my spare time - you should find the potions to be a bit more... potent.

Neal:
*what's the buyback rate then*

Valence:
Let me run a calculation.

Kray:
No lie. Your skin is preeettty out of shape.

Valence:
Let's see, your Wis stat is 20, correct?

Neal:
Naturally

Kray:
But you have a ways to go before you'll reach my bone-cold hardness.

Valence:
Potions are normally 300, and heal 30.

Valence:
Yours, which heal 50, would go for 500.

Valence:
Or, at half price(in a shop), 250.

Kray:
♪. So why did you come here again?

Neal:
well

Neal:
TECHNICALLY

Neal:
they heal « 2d12+10+20 = 17 + 10 + 20 = 47 »

Valence:
Oh, right...

Neal:
as opposed to « 2d12+10 = 7 + 10 = 17 »

Valence:
So 277% markup
Neal: (( but yeah Tirk's probably got a flat percentage ))

Elisabet:
*shrugs* Some hotel dude said a weird person was hangin around in the graveyard. I like weird shit so I figure "Hey, I'mma go check that shit out, yo." THUS...I am here.
tirkaroKujo:
I do in fact assume it's always 50% it's value

Valence:
These aren't normal potions, though
Neal: (( if my +20 to everything helps the rate, then it helps ))
MeisterWarlock:
the man only has $2500
Neal: (( if it doesn't it doesn't ))

Kray:
Oh, the hotel duder? Minkles was his name or something?
MeisterWarlock:
lol

Lydia:
Don't beat yourself down. They haven't fired you, right? They must not think you're failing that badly. Besides, any injury on the job is a responsibility of the employer.
Neal: (( I'm not going to be getting any MORE money, Warlord ))
Neal: (( I'm just offering $4500 of material ))

Lydia:
man
MeisterWarlock:
PC
MeisterWarlock:
tell Agi he's terrible
Neal: (( or shit, $9000 (D) ))

Lydia:
It's not even 2500 dollars

Lydia:
it's 2500 YEN

Lydia:
That's like

Lydia:
three bucks

Kray:
He's had a thing against me for a while....

Lydia:
Er

Lydia:
30 bucks
Neal: (( if Tirk had given any more, Warlord would have taken it ))

Lydia:
hippo

Elisabet:
Hell if I know. I ain't got time for gettin down names of people I really don't care about. Never got yours speakin offfff.

Kray:
♪. Name is Kray. With a K. ♫.

Kray:
But hey, if you want to help that man so bad in his quest to remove me from this Grave....

Elisabet:
Kray. Got it. Elisabet. With an s. In the middle. Can't really spell it with an S at the beginning. Slisabet. Doesn't work that way. And I don't plan on it, yo. Dude had a stick so far up his ass it was buldgin out his head. I can't do grunt work for someone -that- douchey.

Kray:
Good choice, goggle girl. But I still gots a favor I need to ask of you...

Neal:
*sells*

Neal:
3 Full Restores 1875 2 Super potion 350 1 Potion 100 4 Prlz Heal 400 4 Burn Heal 400 4 Ice Heal 400 4 Awkn 400 2 Full Heal 450 4 Antidote 400

Kray:
Know the current omega godlord of this place? Think his name was....Malice Mizer or some shit like that?

Neal:
*for a total price of 4775*

Neal:
*or rather, 275*
Lydia: (( are you selling everything ))
Lydia: (( why would do that ))
Lydia: (( you* ))
Neal: (( that is less than a third of everything ))
Lydia: (( You're the MEDIC (D) ))
Lydia: (( m ))

Elisabet:
The old dude with the ego and the psycho daughter and the legion of ditzy bimbo fangirls?

Lydia:
How about you come with my to the Gym, huh? Surely Kaede can help you with your troubles.

Kaguya:
*Sniffles* Maybe you're right.

Neal:
...whew, that... that should hopefully cover it. Eesh, much less fun selling this stuff than buying it.

Kaguya:
I do my best every day. My love for the Sunshire family knows no bounds....
MeisterWarlock:
oh yes

Kaguya:
Fine! I'll go with you! I want to be assured I'm a hard worker, and not a blight on humanity!
MeisterWarlock:
-Kaede- will help her
Lydia: (( she will help her decide to quit ))
Lydia: (( (CHEW) ))

Kray:
Yeah, yeah him.
Lydia: (( Plus, if she's there, Kaede's less likely to cheat. ))

Kray:
Heard he was getting hitched or something.

Neal:
But yeah, that's some quality supplies there. Sorry about the mixup.

Kray:
Either way, I want something of his. It's a pendant of sorts.

Lydia:
With that kind of determination, you're already part of the way there, you know. People have to have confidence in themselves.

Kray:
What's so special about this pendant? Does it matter at all?

Kray:
I just need it.♪

Lydia:
So, uh...could you lead the way?

Lemin:
Phew! Thanks!

Lemin:
Quite a bit of counting there...and no problem. I just hope Missy here didn't hurt anyone too bad.

Elisabet:
Well it's not gonna blow up the world or some shit if I give it to ya or raise the dead to murder everyone, now is it? Cuz as much as I love anarchy and causing misfortune and discord especially to rich assholes, I sorta don't like dying either. Thaaaaat'd be a deal breaker, yo.

Neal:
Er... actually, I was wondering about that. Your friend over there apparently got attacked by her... had a nasty mark on her arm.

Kray:
Ahaha~♪

Kray:
It's nothing cool like that.

Kray:
No, it's rather boring in comparison.
Lydia: (( it will turn the whole world to chaos ))

Neal:
It's gone now, but still. Never seen anything like it.
Lydia: (( chaos is synonymous with anarchy ))
Lydia: (( you gotta do it ))

Kray:
Lemme tell you, that Kablooey guy, everyone may think he's hot shit...but if there's any incriminating shit to stack against him, it's the fact that he's holding a precious pendant like that.

Joyce:
It sure felt funny...

Elisabet:
Ooooo, I do enjoy a good bit of incriminating evidence and emotional tormenting.

Lemin:
Oh, it's a special technique Missy here learned.

Lemin:
It's said one can hex things by marking them with a prick of the skin...

Lydia:
No, really...it might seem pathetic, but I'm a Gym Challenger who has no idea where the Gym is...

Neal:
Huh. I think I know someone who might be interested in that.

Kaguya:
The...the way? Well alright, I believe it was...um...

Kaguya:
Well gee, it's right in the castle, right? Near it? I sure hope it is, because that's where I'm going....

Joyce:
It's not funny to hex me you know....or maybe it is.

Lydia:
Really? Huh, I'd have thought that hotel guy would know if it was there.. But you know better than I do. Lead the way!

Kray:
Oh it doesn't end there.

Kray:
I bet if you look hard enough, you can find plenty of crimes that family was responsible for....

Kray:
You think they got all that money from being a good sport?

Kray:
Not that I would care. That's all their bizness anyway.

Elisabet:
So is this personal? Or just for the amusement sake of tearin down the system?

Neal:
Right, I'd better catch up with the big guy before he gets too far away with the money.
Lydia: (( He's actually the leader of Team Cosmos ))
Lydia: (( Woulda thought you'd have figured that out by now ))

Lemin:
Heh, well, you do that friend!

Neal:
Later

Lydia:
>moves token

Lydia:
>lag of the century

Kray:
Eh, little bit of both.

Neal:
*and I'm going to sign off here as Warlord has done, unless something really has to happen right now*

Kray:
Don't think of it as chaos of amusement's sake though.

Kray:
Think of it as pure justice ♪

Neptune:
would appreciate an EXP count

Elisabet:
*frowns* Much more amusing think of it as anarchy for the sake of anarchy buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut... whatever gets the job done I guess.
Lydia: (( >character ripped from PC ))
Lydia: (( >talks about justice ))
Lydia: (( Yeah he's a bad guy ))
Tuco: (( main reason for me to be here is eventual exp, yes ))
Tuco: (( though the chars PC and MT interacted with today ))
Lydia: (( You...could talk to someone in the hotel ))
Tuco: (( are the biggest actual chars of the game ))
tirkaroKujo:
1040 exp for that whatever fight
tirkaroKujo:
and 600 exp to Haunter for doing that that

Valence:
What about me?

Neal:
man, screw you

Neal:
you get nothing

Tuco:
fak u

Valence:
I attacked the PCs (SAD)

Valence:
I did part of his job for him

Valence:
I get something (SAD)

Neal:
NEGATIVE XP IT IS

Valence:
NEVER (D)
Elisabet: (( Slayer actually levels up from that. ))
Tuco: (( And I could interact with somebody at the hotel, yes ))
Tuco: (( but I have the common courtesy to not give Tirk ANOTHER conversation to juggle ))

Valence:
What is your max HP anyway Neal

Neal:
88

Valence:
that Thunderbolt brought Lydia down to 4 hippo, though not from max
tirkaroKujo:
and I am notoriously sloppy at juggling
tirkaroKujo:
as this session has proved

Valence:
You've been doing alright so far
tirkaroKujo:
but yes, some other faggot better save that log

Neal:
13 con, man, get with the program

Valence:
except for that part where you just ignroed me

Neal:
I'll grab the log

Valence:
for a straight hour

Lydia:
I have 10 (FEDUP)