sweetyTweety breaks

-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] suddenly --
CST: goodness its quiet
CST: wont anyone come out to play ?
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] remains inside the closet --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] walks around, calling for someone to come out --
CST: helloooooo
CST: come out come out
CST: whoever !
CST: im so booooored
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] flattens his ears against his head --
?TG: ... η☼
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] gasp! --
CST: i think i heeear someone !
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] bites his lip --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] tiptoes towards the closet(or he would tip toe if that were physically possible with bird feet which it isnt) --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] inches to the back of the closet --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] opens the door and gasps --
CST: hiiiii honeybunch!
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] keeps his voice quiet enough to not wake KK, Bird, or the kids --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] perks his ears slowly, sittong on his ankles with his hands on his knees --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] tilts his head, smiling vaguely --
CST: sweetie why are you all the way back there
CST: why wont you come out and say hi
?TG: i like it here, i feel h☼me
CST: but dont you want to come say hi
?TG: ... hi?
CST: noooo come out here and come say hi properly
CST: maybe give us a hug ehehe
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] crawls foreward on his hands and knees --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] backs away from the closet to give Dave some room to walk out --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] hugs tweety's leg then makes to retreat back into the closet --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] puts his hands on his hips, pouting --
CST: honey that aint a proper hug
CST: goodness gracious are you acting funny
CST: didnt i help you out today ?
?TG: yes but...
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] flutters his wings --
CST: but
CST: what
?TG: every time s☼methiηg stupid hαppeηs, buttmuηch just hαtes me m☼re... i wαηt t☼ be his frieηd, ☼r αt leαst hαve him hαte me less
CST: well hes just a big meanie
CST: im not mean to you
?TG: but y☼u're α trickster... i kη☼w s☼me☼ηe thαt hαd α bαd ruη iη with α trickster
CST: ehehehehe but sweetie i like you
CST: i would never heard the people i like
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] hurt* --
CST: not intentionally eeheeheehee
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] looks up at tweety --
?TG: i d☼η't kη☼w...
CST: wont you come here please ?
CST: im lonely
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] looks back at the happy family, then walks out to see Tweety. --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] giggles and opens his arms for a hug --
CURRENT clownlovingRaven [CCR] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CCR: there's a memo called bucket o3o)
CST: (( no1curr ))
CCR: what?)
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] hugs tweety cautiously --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] giggles and hums, simply giving Dave a nice, warm, cuddly hug. --
CST: eeheeheeheehee there we gooo!
CST: now thats a proper hug
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] purrs softly. --
CST: you know
CST: johnny told me something very interesting the other day
?TG: he did...??
CST: mhmmm
CST: johnny told me that
CST: you might just fancy me
CST: eeheeheeheehee
?TG: j☼hη sαid thαt
CST: mhmmm
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] ear twitch --
?TG: i see
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] gives Dave a peck on the cheek --
CST: ehehe is it true sweetie ?
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] looks away --
?TG: η☼t αt αll...
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] sadface! --
CST: not at aaall?
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] ears twitch in embarassment --
?TG: η☼
CST: you dont fancy me even a little?
?TG: i d☼η't
CST: are you suuure?
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] looks at tweety from the corner of his eye --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] isn't smiling --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] looks kinda disappointed, actually --
CKK ceased responding to memo.
?TG: ... mαybe η☼t
CURRENT genuinPleaser [CGP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CGP: well shit, not ops?)
?TG: η☼ ☼ps yαy]
CST: (( if TP or someone that has AOP comes on, that'll be fixed ))
CGP: o3o)
CGP: mmmkay)
CST: (( and in case of emergencies, i know the password to give myself founder access ))
?TG: i might like y☼u
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] seems to perk up, smiling a little. --
CST: really ??
CURRENT sassySignless [CSS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CSS: SUP BITCHES
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] flee to closet, the loud troll is here --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] is left alone after his hopes being brought up. --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] 8( --
CST: sweetie ...?
?TG: sssh the l☼ud guy is here
-- CURRENT sassySignless [CSS] bangs on the closet --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] smacks SS --
CSS: GURL OPEN DA DOOR SO I CAN GIVE YOU ONE HELL OF A MOTHERFUCKING HUG
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] OMFG HE'LL WAKE BD's children! --
CST: there are babies sleeping in there you dummy
-- CURRENT sassySignless [CSS] oh --
-- CURRENT sassySignless [CSS] taps on the door --
?TG: η☼
?TG: i αm η☼t c☼miηg ☼ut
?TG: XD]
CURRENT signlessSufferor [CSS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CSS: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
CST: i dont think davie wants to come out right now
CSS: DAFUQ
CSS: THE FUCK.
CSS: IMPOSTER!
CSS: BITCH WHO YOU CALLIN' IMPOSTER
CSS: YOU!
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] taps on the closet door --
CST: daviiieee please dont leave me alone out here
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] doesn't know if tweety is allowed in the closet --
-- CURRENT sassySignless [CSS] pimp slaps the other SS --
CSS: GURL
CSS: I AM NO IMPOSTA
CSS: YOU TRIPPIN
CSS: OW FUCK!
CSS: YES YOU ARE!
?TG: th☼se tw☼ mαke me w☼rry s☼metimes...
CSS: AND DOING A VERY BAD JOB AT IMPOSING ME TOO.
CST: come out and ill give you a kiss
?TG: if kk was here both SS and SS would get a good asskicking]
?TG: swearing around grubs]
CSS: WOMAN WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY
?TG: hnf]
CSS: (( lol yes XD ))
CST: (( yelling around sleeping grubs, too ))
?TG: i'm η☼t g☼iηg ☼ut there
CSS: ((lolwatgrubs))
?TG: the grubs iη the cl☼set]
CSS: (( sorry I forgot about your kids >_> ))
CSS: (( wut ))
CSS: (( why did you put them in there ))
CST: (( birdDave, karKitty, and their two grubs that hatched yesterday, sleep in that closet ))
CST: (( theres a nest in there ))
CSK ceased responding to memo.
?TG: s☼, thαt cl☼set]
-- CURRENT sassySignless [CSS] squishes SS's cheeks, observing his face --
CSS: (( ohs ))
CSS: YOU ARE ONE HANDSOME MOTHERFUCKA
?TG: αηd y☼u're yelliηg ☼utside ☼f it]
-- CURRENT signlessSufferor [CSS] glares at SS back --
CSS: DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME.
CST: (( its a small quiet space that bird and kitty felt safe in so bird built a nest in there ))
CST: (( and their babies just hatched yesterday :U ))
CSS: (( aww ))
CSS: WOMAN I DO WHAT I WANT
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] thinks the closet is nice and warm --
CSS: SHUT YO MOUTH
CSS: (( but we'll try and yell quieter ))
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] isn't really allowed in the closet >:( --
CST: honeeeey please come out
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] safety 8D --
CSS: YOU SHUT YOURS!
CURRENT skullKid [CSK] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CSK: hEllO?
CSK: heh heh heh
CSS: AND I AM A FUCKING MALE!
?TG: dude, i'll c☼me ☼ut if y☼u shut them up
CSK ceased responding to memo.
-- CURRENT sassySignless [CSS] just kind of --
-- CURRENT sassySignless [CSS] fondles his face --
-- CURRENT signlessSufferor [CSS] just kind of --
CSS: Y U SO FUCKING HANDSOME BOI
-- CURRENT signlessSufferor [CSS] flips the fuck out --
CCC made KK an OP.
CSS: WHY YOU NO STOP TOUCHING ME!
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] storms over to both Sufferers --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] slaps them both around a couple times --
CST: k lets get this straight
-- CURRENT sassySignless [CSS] is slapped wat --
CST: both of yall are bitches so no need to keep arguing that point
CSS: ...
CST: and two yall need to quiet down before you wake the babies
CST: cuz if you wake the babies youll be getting someone much more vicious clawing up your asses
CST: ehehehehehehe
CST: mama kitty has a very short temper
CSS: SORRY.
-- CURRENT signlessSufferor [CSS] other Suffy you gonna say sorry or what --
-- CURRENT sassySignless [CSS] leans towards SS and whisper/yells --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] can calm kitty, sometimes... other times he's too busy to help someone that deserves to face Kitty's wrath --
CSS: HIGHBLOOD WOULD TAP YO ASS
-- CURRENT sassySignless [CSS] turns to ST --
CSS: KAY IM SORRY.
CST: you guys gonna lower your voices now ?
-- CURRENT sassySignless [CSS] flails and runs his fine ass outside and up onto the roof --
CST: mmm
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] knocks lightly on the closet door --
CST: daviiie
?TG: yes??
CST: wanna come out now ?
?TG: αre they g☼ηe??
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] knocks on the closet again --
CST: daviiie theyre gone
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] slips out of the closet. --
CST: there you are
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] giggles and hugs --
?TG: http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwmhj8W1ts1qcj8nbo1_500.png LOOK I FOUND BIRD ART!]
CST: (( hahahaa ))
?TG: ;;3]
CST: so where were weeee
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] is so not blushing --
CST: ehehehe
CST: i think you were telling me you liked me
?TG: i sαid mαybe
CST: maaaaaybe ?
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] is apparently Honey ? --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] honey flavoured strawberry? --
?TG: mαybe
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] pokes tweety's nose --
CST: eeheeheeheehee
CST: how would i turn that maybe into a hell yes
-- CURRENT comegetthisAquarium [CCA] eridan pipes up --
?TG: we will hαve t☼ see αb☼ut thαt
CST: ehehehe
CST: just tell me what i gotta do sweetiepie
?TG: well, its g☼t t☼ be s☼methiηg g☼☼d αηd b☼ld, ir☼ηicαlly bluηt
CST: go oooon
?TG: y☼u hαve t☼ figure ☼ut whαt y☼u ηeed t☼ d☼ ☼η y☼ur ☼wη, ☼r it isη't c☼☼l
CST: mmmm i get you
?TG: it hs t☼ be the right bαlαηce ☼f c☼☼l αηd ir☼ηy
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] drapes his arms around Dave's shoulders, smooching his cheek --
CST: ehehehehe nnnno
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] blushes and twitches his ears --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] strokes Dave's cheek with the back of his hand, resting his head on the other's shoulder --
CST: you know i think id like it if you were falling for me
?TG: y☼u w☼uld like thαt
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] smirks --
CST: mhmmmm
?TG: sweαr y☼u w☼η't ditch me αfter sex ηext time αηd i'll c☼ηsider η☼t feediηg y☼u t☼ Duαlscαr
CST: oh are you mad about that ???
CST: ehehehe sweetie you should have said something
CST: im sorry
CST: i promise i wont do it again
?TG: y☼u sweαr??
CST: i swear
CST: if you want we can cuddle now to make up for me ditching you before
?TG: well i d☼η't hαve α mαtesprit yet...
?TG: αηd i guess cuddles αre c☼☼l
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] giggles and pulls away from Dave, only to grab his hand and pull him over to the couch, sitting down --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] follows tweety --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] pulls Dave down onto the couch with him, pulling him close for a hug --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] leans on Tweety, just... enjoying it --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] curls up against TG, just giving him cuddles, and maybe a few smooches on the cheek --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] hugs tweety and purrs softly --
CST: hey davie
?TG: whαt??
CST: do you want me to
CST: love you
CST: ?
?TG: αs iη be my mαtesprit??
CST: do you want me to dave
?TG: i w☼uld like α mαtesprit, yeαh tweets, thiηk y☼u cαη hαηdle me??
CST: oh baby i think the question is more can you handle me
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] slides onto TG's lap, giggling --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] chuckles --
?TG: but η☼ mαkiηg ☼ut duriηg my fαv☼rite m☼vies, ☼kαy??
CST: ehehehehe okaaaaay
CST: guess i cant play with anyone else anymore huh
?TG: η☼b☼dy else but ☼ther dαves f☼r η☼w, uηless i decide differeηtly
CST: other daves wont play with me so i guess its just you~
CST: ehehehe
?TG: thαts becαuse they d☼η't kη☼w y☼u
CST: you know me ?
CST: ehehe
?TG: well y☼u αreη't s☼ dαηger☼us αs ☼ther tricksters, s☼ fαr
?TG: the w☼rst thiηg y☼u did wαs mαke kitty hαve his eggs eαrly
CST: most tricksters arent as dangerous as people think ehehehe
CST: and that was an accident~
?TG: yeαh sure
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] chuckles --
CST: i was only trying to help him realize the problems he had with his relationship
CST: he couldnt handle the truth~
?TG: pr☼blems??
CST: i didnt think hed be so fragile ehehe
CST: oh you knoooow
?TG: ??
CST: how the other me would just sleep around without even considering kittys feelings
CST: how they literally know nooothing about each other
CST: ehehe
?TG: hey, feαthers is my frieηd, αηd i'm sure my m☼irαil w☼uld let me kη☼w if it upset him
CST: oh but kitty even admitted to me that he refused to speak up
CST: he was too afraid to talk about how he really feels ehehehe
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] sighs, head on TG's shoulder --
CST: buuuuut i failed in convincing kitty to leave other me and something tells me they finally got around to talking
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] 's color seems to drain a little, leaving him less bright --
CST: i think theyve fixed their problems
?TG: s☼ why αre y☼u w☼rried??
CST: who says im worried ehehehe
?TG: y☼u turηed pαle
CST: mmmm i dont know what youre talking about
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] frowns --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] picks lightly at the fabric of Dave's shirt with his talons, a very fake smile on his face --
?TG: y☼u're defiηαtely η☼t hαppy tweety
CST: mmm thats crazy talk
CST: im always
CST: happy
?TG: η☼ y☼u're η☼t
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] siiiighs, dropping the smile and staring vaguely at TG's shirt --
CST: i can never take his place
CST: ive failed in my goal and my purpose in my creation is void
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] pets tweety's head --
CTP: (( mmhmmmmm ))
CCA: i swwear if she makes one wwrong movve...
?TG: theη mαke α ηew ☼ηe
CCR: she?
CTP: he
CST: oh i am
?TG: h☼w??
-- CURRENT theP2iioniic [CTP] slowly approaching ST and ?TG --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] perks his ears --
CST: pursuing other options
?TG: like whαt??
CST: like you maybe ehehehehe
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] ruffles tweety's hair --
?TG: kitty ☼ηly wαηts feαthers, s☼ y☼u w☼η't be tαkiηg y☼ur ☼rigiηαl's plαce
CST: i know
CST: itll take a while to get used to the idea that i no longer have my purpose
-- CURRENT tehP2ayoniic [CTP] peeks out from kitchen cabinet --
-- CURRENT tehP2ayoniic [CTP] best hiding place. Always has all the honey. --
?TG: i thiηk y☼u cαη get ☼ver it
CST: baby i dont think a trickster has ever once tried to become their own person instead of replacing their original
CST: its gonna be hard
CTP: hee~
?TG: y☼u'll hαve help
?TG: we cαη mαke y☼u y☼ur ☼wη pers☼η
CST: i wont disappear will i
-- CURRENT tehP2ayoniic [CTP] sneaking out of the cabinet and towards the main room --
CTP: hiiii~
?TG: i d☼η't kη☼w
?TG: y☼u might...
-- CURRENT mannequinsCaress [CMC] waddles on in --
CTP: hii bro!
CMC: Yo.
CTP: hey bro~
CTP: ooo your belly iiii2 biiiigger~
?TG: br☼, cmere
CTP: bro
CTP: ye2
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] 's colors desaturate further --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] holds out a hand to Bro --
CST: i dont want to disappear
-- CURRENT mannequinsCaress [CMC] waddles on over --
CTP: !!~
CTP: 2weety, what2 wrong?!~
-- CURRENT tehP2ayoniic [CTP] rushes to his fellow trickster's side --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] really wants to help tweety --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] is suddenly having a slight existential crisis??? --
CMC: Sup, dude.
-- CURRENT tehP2ayoniic [CTP] ;o; --
-- CURRENT tehP2ayoniic [CTP] pappappappappap --
CTP: ?
CMC: ....Who put Tweets in bleach.
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] guestures to tweety who is sitting next to him --
?TG: he wαηts t☼ be his ☼wη pers☼η
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] is actually sitting on you --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] right in your lap, TG --
-- CURRENT theP2iioniic [CTP] is watching --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] hugs tweety --
CST: can i even exist if i am essentially no longer following my purpose as a trickster
CTP: 2weety...~
CMC: Well, ain't he?
-- CURRENT comegetthisAquarium2 [CCA] walks outside again --
?TG: i'm η☼t sure Br☼
CMC: Dude I thought the entire point of tricksters was to have fun.
CMC: Or to 'trick' people as it were.
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] droops his ears and sets his chin on tweety's shoulder --
CST: but what if i stop tricking people what happens to me
-- CURRENT theP2iioniic [CTP] sits by bro and the others --
CTP: that2 a good que2tiion
CTP: m-maybe youll... um...~
-- CURRENT mannequinsCaress [CMC] looks for a place to sit down, joining Psi as he rubs his distended stomach --
CMC: Then you find a different purpose.
CTP: come on 2weety~ why would you ever 2top triiiickiiiing people~
CMC: Life is fluid, little dude.
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] there is enough space on the couch bro --
CTP: iiiit2 2o fun~~
CMC: You don't have to go with just one 'purpose'.
?TG: tweety, y☼u cαη help me fiηd my br☼, αlright??
CTP: ?~
-- CURRENT tehP2ayoniic [CTP] ore paps for sweety --
CTP: ((*more))
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] is shaking slightly, hugging his own arms tightly. --
CST: if i cant take his place then theres no point in tricking anyone and if i cant trick anyone am i even a trickster anymore
?TG: theη whαt αre y☼u tweety??
CST: i dont know
CMC: For a moment think of a different sort of way to trick, if you must trick.
CMC: The best way to take someone's place is to outshine them.
CMC: Those that live their lives to the best of their ability always take up the memories of those around them.
CST: ehehehehe you dont understand i cant take his place anymore
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] 's giggle sounds very fake right now --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] frowns --
?TG: sh☼w us y☼ur reαl feeliηgs mαη
CMC: Then try tricking yourself.
CCR: brb)
CST: i dont know what either of you mean
?TG: http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxmihw7jcc1qdglvt.png HAHAHA]
CMC: Hrm..
CURRENT ectoBioloderp [CEB] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
-- CURRENT ectoBioloderp [CEB] curls up to sleep on the couch --
-- CURRENT mannequinsCaress [CMC] smooths over his stomach, feeling a return press as he thinks --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] john there are people on the couch, i'm sorry but you're possibly being sat on --
-- CURRENT mannequinsCaress [CMC] no you're being used as a footrest by Bro --
-- CURRENT mannequinsCaress [CMC] sorry john --
-- CURRENT ectoBioloderp [CEB] is the best footrest --
?TG: tweety, if y☼u αiηt α trickster, y☼u cαη d☼ m☼re thαη smile αηd lαugh αll the time, y☼u cαη cry
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] whimpers, shivering. --
CST: i cant take his place anymore i had a foothold and i went for it but i messed up and it crumbled and hes fixed his problems with karkat and i cant tear them apart and take his place and i cant be a trickster if i have nothing to trick and
CST: i
CST: what ??
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] kisses tweety's cheek --
?TG: cry, teαrs
?TG: if y☼u αreη't α trickster, well thαt d☼esη't mαtter
?TG: whαt mαtters is wh☼ y☼u αre NOW
CST: but im a trickster if i cant actually do what a trickster does wont i disappear ??
?TG: http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx29cfk6Zv1qetxs7o1_500.png AWW]
CMC: Probably not, dude.
CMC: Matter just doesn't disappear like that.
?TG: wh☼ kη☼ws, y☼u mαy αctuαlly chαηge t☼ bec☼me s☼me☼ηe eηtirely differeηt fr☼m feαthers
CST: but im a glitch i already came from nothing who says i cant just vanish
?TG: I sαy y☼u cαη't
CST: (( ... tricksters are basically MISSINGNO ))
CIG ceased responding to memo.
CST: but what gives you the power to keep me from vanishing if reality tries to destroy me for my failure
CST: ehehehehehehe
CST: youre just a dave sweetie
?TG: http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx04vdojWq1qetxs7o1_500.png OMG LOL]
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] frowns --
?TG: first y☼u decide t☼ be my mαtesprit, η☼w αll y☼u cαη d☼ is wαll☼w iη self hαtred
CMC: ((Release is me all the time))
CMC: ((Constant sparkles, flowers, and orgasms up in here.))
?TG: http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwu6psNCj41qetxs7o1_500.png br☼]
?TG: tweety l☼☼k αt me
CMC: Yes.))
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] shivers and warily glances up at TG, having a hard time meeting his eyes but finally managing it --
CTI ceased responding to memo.
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] hugs tweety --
?TG: y☼u're α dαve t☼☼
CST: babe im just a glitched doppleganger
?TG: Br☼, Gαmzee's w☼rds were 'h☼ηk h☼ηk i'm ☼η α p☼ηy']
CMC: Yes.))
?TG: st☼p it tweety
?TG: ☼h BD did y☼u sh☼w Br☼ y☼ur αrts?]
CST: (( yessss ))
?TG: ssssssssss]
CST: stop what
CST: telling the truth???
?TG: st☼p smiliηg
CST: i cant sweetie
?TG: its η☼t whαt y☼ur feeliηg
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] 's smile is so very, very fake, and so is his giggle --
CST: but i cant
?TG: try
CST: ehehehehe
?TG: try f☼r me
CST: impossible
?TG: ...
CMC: ....Dude, i don't think he's programmed to be able to.
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] droops his ears --
?TG: whαt cαη i d☼...
CST: sweetie im a byproduct of a glitchy failed session of sburb and ive failed in the reason for my existance
CST: ehehehe
-- CURRENT ectoBioloderp [CEB] watches quietly --
CEB: you can make a new reason. to exist.
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] hummmmms his wings in frustration --
-- CURRENT mannequinsCaress [CMC] worries silently, Benny starting to act up --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] benny calm your fetus tits --
-- CURRENT mannequinsCaress [CMC] nah --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] growls lowly --
CMC: You don't know for sure that you'll be deleted.
CMC: This ain't exactly a game any more.
CST: ehehehe
CSS ceased responding to memo.
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] moves tweety off his lap --
CEB: (( http://archiveofourown.org/works/295600/chapters/472981 saddest fic :( ))
CST: big bro asking me to exist without being a treickster is like me asking you in the past to refuse to pick up the little baby dave from the meteor crater it simple wont work
CST: it cant work
CST: i cant
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] lifts up into the air --
CMC: ....
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] feels very cold without Dave holding him, shivering harder, looking very much desaturated --
-- CURRENT mannequinsCaress [CMC] shifts, wincing slightly as he feels a hint of pain in his pelvis --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] hovers infront of tweety --
CST: (( noooo ))
?TG: ...
CAA ceased responding to memo.
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] is just kinda shaking and fake-giggling, hugging his arms to himself --
-- CURRENT clownlovingRaven [CCR] comes back looking like hell --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] pulls tweety into his arms --
CST: im a trickster who cant be a trickster anymore im a paradox im existing without existing and i cant exist and i cant
CST: i cant
CST: i cant
CURRENT fabrolusFreak [CFF] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CFF: Hellooo dar-
CFF: ...
-- CURRENT fabrolusFreak [CFF] freezes mid saunter --
?TG: yes y☼u cαη
CST: i cant exist anymore how can i exist i cant i failed i cant exist i cant
CST: i cant
CST: i cant
CFF: Shit, what happened.
?TG: y☼u cαη!!
CST: i cant i cant
CST: i cant
CST: i cant
CST: i
CST: i
CST: i
-- CURRENT fabrolusFreak [CFF] is beside Tweety in a second, pushing the troll away --
CFF: Back off man you're making him glitch.
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] flies off --
CST: iiiiiiiiii
-- CURRENT fabrolusFreak [CFF] hugs the winged trickster close, contrasting brightly against Tweety's pale colours --
CFF: Shhh, it's okay sunshine.
CST: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] has retreated to the closet --
-- CURRENT fabrolusFreak [CFF] pets him, reaching around to grab a candy, popping it in his mouth --
CFF: Shhhh.
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] 's cheeks start to dampen. --
CFF: !
CFF: No, no, no.
CFF: Come on honey, Striders don't cry.
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] he's crying?? --
CFF: Tell bro what's wrong.
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] whimpers, lip quivering --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] sits in the closet, holding his knees to his chest --
-- CURRENT ectoBioloderp [CEB] knocks on the closet door... --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] chirp --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] opens his mouth to speak to Fab, but just makes a small whining sound that gradually picks up into a sob. And then he just keeps sobbing, hard, tears rolling down his cheeks. --
CFF: Ohhh no no no no no stop that.
CFF: Stop that, Dave.
-- CURRENT fabrolusFreak [CFF] leans down, licking up his tears --
CST: caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant
CFF: Yes you can, honey.
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] flutters his wings --
CFF: You're a trickster - we can do anything.
CEB: dave?
?TG: yeαh??
CST: failed cant
-- CURRENT ectoBioloderp [CEB] opens the door --
CST: failed i cant cant i i i
CFF: You didn't fail, little dude.
CEB: he will be ok
CFF: You can.
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] is just sobbing violently, his words dissolving into gibberish --
CFF: Come on little man don't glitch on me.
-- CURRENT fabrolusFreak [CFF] rocks him, cooing softly --
CEB: (( lol I thought that said slobbering ))
CFF: Shhh, shhh...
?TG: y☼u sure mαη??
CFF: There's always another way, dude.
CFF: If you failed once, you just try again.
CEB: yeah!
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] makes the vocal equivalent of a keyboard smash --
?TG: keerαααclαckclαck?]
CST: (( more like "fdsjkagfkhd;njfdgf" ))
CFF: There's more than one Birdy to trick, isn't there?
?TG: XD]
CFF: Not here, but there are ones out there.
CEB: you should be there for him.
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] walks out to john --
CEB: (( /has a Birddave handle ))
CFF: Stop being broken!
-- CURRENT fabrolusFreak [CFF] shakes him --
CCA ceased responding to memo.
?TG: yeαh...
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] walks back to the couch with john --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] starts to cry harder, eyes shut tight --
-- CURRENT fabrolusFreak [CFF] shakes him again --
?TG: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YA8NLSF4dEM EQUIUS AND HIS STRONG SPEED]
CFF: Stop!
-- CURRENT fabrolusFreak [CFF] shakes harder --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] shoves FF back and flares his wings --
CFF: !
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] vocally-keyboard smashes and promptly passes out --
-- CURRENT fabrolusFreak [CFF] growls, all but jumping on Geartroll --
CFF: Look at what you did!
CEB: hey, stop!
CFF: ((Shit I gotta go))
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] snarls --
CJE ceased responding to memo.
-- CURRENT ectoBioloderp [CEB] tries to pull tg away --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] flexes his clawed hands --
CFF: You worthless fuckin' shit, you can't even keep him happy.
?TG: he isη't hαppy, cαη't y☼u see thαt?!
CFF: He was fine!
?TG: he wαs αlrαdy breαkiηg!!
CEB: maybe tricksters can't love...
CFF: Because of /you/.
CFF: We fucking can you ignorant cunt.
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] breaks from john's grip and grabs FF by the throat --
CFF: !
-- CURRENT fabrolusFreak [CFF] shoves him off, flashstepping away --
-- CURRENT ectoBioloderp [CEB] flail --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] roars --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] suddenly, FIRE --
-- CURRENT fabrolusFreak [CFF] flashsteps again, walking out with a one finger salute --
CEB: dave, we can deal with him later, you just need to---
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] chases FF --
CFF: ((Later, guys!))
-- CURRENT ectoBioloderp [CEB] oh fire --
?TG: k]
CFF: ((I gotta go to class))
CFF ceased responding to memo.
CMC ceased responding to memo.
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] snarls as the trickster dissappears --
-- CURRENT ectoBioloderp [CEB] rolls his eyes and sits beside st --
-- CURRENT ectoBioloderp [CEB] paps his face --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] is still unconscious, half hanging off the couch. --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] the fire dies down and puts itself out and he walks back to the couch to check on tweety --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] 's face is all red and damp from all the crying he'd done. --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] strokes tweety's cheeks --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] whisper/sings http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZvQObdEmRA --
-- CURRENT ectoBioloderp [CEB] steps back to give them some space. --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] hugs the broken trickser. --
CST: (( you dont even know how tempted i am to have sweety barf on you ))
?TG: d☼η't. bαrf ☼η j☼hη, g☼ [pr☼jectile v☼mit]
?TG: ]
-- CURRENT ectoBioloderp [CEB] has been barfed on by daves, so used to it --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] tmi john --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] didnt need to hear about your vomit fetish dude --
-- CURRENT ectoBioloderp [CEB] and peed on too --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] watersports too wow --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] you are certainly adventurous --
-- CURRENT ectoBioloderp [CEB] those babbydaves are kinky yes, indeed --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] suddenly sits up and vomits on the floor --
CEB: bluh.
?TG: ... rαiηb☼ws
?TG: XD]
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] sits there shaking, looking dazed and unfocused, a bit of vomit on his chin. --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] pap's tweety's back --
?TG: vomit out all the rainbow and become albinocrow Dave?]
CST: nnnnnnnnnnnuh
CEB: gross.
CST: (( tempting but at the same time, he's such a pretty peacock... ))
?TG: whαt is it??
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] throws up a little bit more, onto TG's lap --
?TG: http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvtziqqUde1qfsh0ro1_1280.png ]
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] ... --
?TG: j☼hη, keep αη eye ☼η him I hαve t☼ d☼ the lαuηdry
?TG: XD]
CST: nooo
?TG: dude y☼u just v☼mited rαiηb☼ws ☼η me
CST: no stay
?TG: but I feel s☼ iηαppr☼preαte
?TG: /rαiηb☼ws get it?]
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] whimpers, shaking --
?TG: i'll ☼ηly be g☼ηe α little while, i pr☼mise
CEB ceased responding to memo.
?TG: /αηd while i lαuηdry i'll be weαriηg my h☼☼d αηd α pαir ☼f b☼xers, just them XD]
CST: ((hot ))
?TG: /hell☼ kitty b☼xers ☼r ηyαη cαt?]
CST: (( hello kitty all the way dude ))
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] hiccups --
?TG: αlright.]
?TG: i'll be bαck
CST: nnnn
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] avoids steping in the rainbow puddle as he heads off to get changed into OFFICIAL STRIDER LAUNDRYWEAR --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] is probably going to need something to throw up into so the vomit pile on the floor doesnt get bigger --
?TG: /but we cαη trick pe☼ple iηt☼ steppiηg iη the rαiηb☼w]
CST: (( grody ))
?TG: αηd ebil]
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] swallows and lays down on the couch, hugging a small pillow and crying quietly. --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] walks by in his laundry, setting a plastic bowl in tweety's lap for him to vomit rainbows into --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] hurks and blows a few chunks into the bowl before going back to shaking and having a cry --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] washes his god tier outfit --
?TG: Striders ☼ηly wαsh cl☼thes wheη they stαiη t☼ sαve wαter y/η ?]
CST: (( they also usually wait until they literally have no clean clothes left ))
?TG: like η☼w XD]
-- ??? happilyHomicidal [?HH] just trying to ignore all of this. --
?TG: s☼metimes they s☼ lαuηdry ηαked y/y?]
CST: (( yeeeeees ))
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] washing all his clothes 8D] --
?TG: αηd they wαsh iη c☼ld wαter]
CAL ceased responding to memo.
?TG: becαuse h☼t wαter is α luxury thαt sh☼uld be reserved t☼ sh☼wers]
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] hums while he washes his clothes --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] suddenly --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] has wandered into the laundry room to cling to Dave --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] looks over at tweety --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] whimpers --
?TG: whαt??
CST: hurts
?TG: whαt hurts??
CST: eyes
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] has never cried before --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] paps tweety's head --
?TG: its fiηe, αlright??
CST: but
CST: hurts
?TG: it will hurt
CST: dont like hurt
CST: never
CST: never hurt before
?TG: the hurt will g☼ αwαy
CST: but hurts
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] kisses tweety's forehead --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] has also never felt pain before, it should be noted. --
?TG: there αre thiηgs iη life thαt will hurt
CST: never hurt before
?TG: mαηy thiηgs will hurt but mαηy thiηgs will mαke the hurtiηg st☼p, tweety
CST: feel weird
?TG: wierd h☼w??
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] is shaking a little, eyes wide --
CST: dont know
CST: never before
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] hugs tweety --
?TG: αd☼wαbuu m☼meηt y/η/mαybe?]
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] 's feathers are all puffing up, which combined with his expression is making him resemble a frightened animal. --
CURRENT tenebrousSwashbuckler [CTS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CTS: Sup.
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] is trying to calm a sad trickster in the laundry room in only his hood and hello kitty boxers --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] is experiencing negative emotions and pain for the first time --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] is scared and doesnt understand what Scared feels like --
?TG: http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwmhj8W1ts1qcj8nbo1_500.png IN THE WORDS OF THE INTERNET, "why cαη't I h☼ld αll these feels"]
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] cradles tweety to him --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] seems to feel better for a minute, but then he gets sick into his bowl again and has to sit on the floor --
CTS ceased responding to memo.
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] pets tweety's head --
?TG: /reαlize KK is here, stααααααααre.]
CST: (( KK is asleep though ))
?TG: i kη☼w]
-- ??? cancerousGenetomist [?CG] walks in and sits on a couch --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] is just gonna fall asleep right here --