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- Subtitles by explosiveskull
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- Regina, I am prepared to depart.
- Have my project brought up.
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- <i>Yes, Mr. Wenan.</i>
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- Billy, I just got word
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- that your father will not be
- joining us for Christmas.
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- Oh, I know, sweetie.
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- It's... his work.
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- 00:02:06,726 --> 00:02:07,686
- It's unfortunate.
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- 00:02:07,814 --> 00:02:10,534
- I was really looking
- forward to seeing John.
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- I'm sorry that I won't be able
- to be there for you today.
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- It's okay, Grandma.
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- Come here.
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- 00:02:22,150 --> 00:02:24,134
- You know what would
- look good here?
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- Another ribbon.
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- Bring home the blue,
- Billy.
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- 00:02:30,022 --> 00:02:32,998
- I will, Grandmother,
- because that's what winners do.
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- 00:02:33,125 --> 00:02:35,045
- Oh, that's my boy.
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- 00:02:35,173 --> 00:02:37,957
- And we'll send a picture
- to your father afterwards.
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- Hmm?
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- Please be a dear
- and get me a glass of milk.
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- Of course, Grandma.
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- Thank you.
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- - Regina.
- - Yes, Mr. Wenan.
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- 00:03:00,037 --> 00:03:02,438
- I need this letter
- mailed overnight.
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- Of course.
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- I'll be back in
- approximately four hours.
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- Otherwise, I can be reached
- on my phone.
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- Oh, and, um, Regina,
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- Grandmother would like
- a glass of milk.
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- Of course, sir.
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- Working something out,
- love?
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- Yeah.
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- 00:03:54,150 --> 00:03:55,942
- I finished up early
- on the day's orders,
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- 00:03:56,070 --> 00:03:57,830
- so I figured
- I'd get in some practice.
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- 00:03:57,958 --> 00:04:00,774
- This is our lowest year
- on record.
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- 00:04:00,903 --> 00:04:04,485
- Yeah, we've had slumps before.
- It'll pick back up.
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- 00:04:05,253 --> 00:04:07,878
- And the supply bill
- next month?
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- 00:04:08,006 --> 00:04:09,766
- We can't run up
- any more credit.
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- 00:04:12,005 --> 00:04:13,318
- Try not to worry.
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- 00:04:13,446 --> 00:04:15,877
- Just trying to keep things
- in perspective.
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- I'll head
- into town tomorrow
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- and check on the late entries.
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- I'll look at the PO box.
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- 00:04:20,741 --> 00:04:22,533
- They've assured me
- our check's in the mail.
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- All right.
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- I'll make cookies
- for the drive.
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- 00:04:27,142 --> 00:04:28,582
- That'd be nice.
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- You have fun
- shooting the trash.
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- Yes, ma'am.
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- 00:04:46,533 --> 00:04:48,774
- <i>Yes?</i>
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- 00:04:48,902 --> 00:04:51,078
- Hi, uh, it's Donald.
- Is this, uh...
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- Hi.
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- 00:05:01,478 --> 00:05:02,214
- Merry Christmas.
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- 00:05:02,342 --> 00:05:04,773
- Do you have
- something for me?
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- 00:05:04,901 --> 00:05:07,717
- Uh, yeah.
- Yes. Yes, I do.
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- 00:05:17,478 --> 00:05:19,878
- Well, walk over here
- and bring it to the table.
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- Uh... yeah. Um...
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- On the mat.
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- 00:05:38,822 --> 00:05:43,366
- So, uh, how long does this
- usually take?
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- As long as it takes.
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- 00:05:49,925 --> 00:05:51,558
- Is there a place
- I can sit?
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- 00:05:51,686 --> 00:05:54,342
- Does it look like there's
- someplace that you can sit?
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- Does this belong to you?
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- Uh, yeah. I got it for
- Christmas when I was 11.
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- Eleven. Eleven.
- That's great.
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- You know, I never got
- what I asked for.
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- 00:06:16,646 --> 00:06:18,661
- Are you
- a baseball player?
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- Uh, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, I am.
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- You're an athlete?
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- I mean, I was.
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- I, uh, blew my ACL out in
- college, like, 15 years ago.
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- - Why are you selling it now?
- - I don't really wanna.
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- But my little girl wants to go to
- space camp, so, uh, we can't afford it.
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- What do you think
- your childhood dream is worth?
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- 2,000.
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- I'll give you
- $900 for it.
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- That's not even
- gonna get me halfway there.
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- I will give you $900 for
- it or you can fuck off.
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- Hydroelectric power
- is an abundant energy source
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- and the underlying thesis
- of my project.
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- 00:07:11,334 --> 00:07:14,150
- - How long did this take you?
- - Two weeks of conceptualizing
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- and ten days
- of actual building.
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- 00:07:15,622 --> 00:07:17,190
- How'd you come up
- with this?
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- After I realized the amount of
- power within a flowing water source,
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- the rest was elementary.
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- Congratulations,
- Christine.
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- Oh, you have made Chester Elementary very proud.
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- You just beat four-time champion
- Billy Wenan. What do you have to say?
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- I couldn't have asked for
- a better Christmas present.
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- Thank you to everyone,
- especially my mom and dad.
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- - Congrats again.
- - Thank you.
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- - Billy!
- - Excuse me, Judge Robinson, I think I got the wrong...
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- Oh, we've got, uh,
- Billy right here.
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- Let's get a shot
- with the runner-up.
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- All right, let's get
- the runner-up out here.
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- - I've got the wrong...
- - Come on. Hold that ribbon up high.
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- You two get snuggly.
- Look at me.
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- Pretend like there's a little
- squirrel's nest on my head.
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- Bye, Billy!
- Have a good Christmas!
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- - Roger.
- - Yes, Mr. Wenan.
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- I have some more work
- for that friend of ours.
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- I'll put you in contact,
- sir.
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- Thank you.
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- All right, I can talk.
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- What exactly
- does this entail?
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- I see.
- All right, uh...
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- You got a name?
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- How much?
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- 00:09:48,710 --> 00:09:51,334
- Yeah. Yeah, I understand.
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- Job accepted.
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- I gotta go.
- I'm on another gig.
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- 00:10:13,767 --> 00:10:16,933
- <i>...we ask ourselves the real question.
- Is Santa making a difference anymore?</i>
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- 00:10:17,062 --> 00:10:19,045
- <i>Here we have a story
- out of North Carolina.</i>
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- 00:10:19,174 --> 00:10:21,062
- <i>Two children said
- they were just having fun</i>
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- 00:10:21,190 --> 00:10:23,237
- <i>when they dropped a bowling
- ball off the Hickerson overpass.</i>
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- 00:10:23,367 --> 00:10:24,998
- <i>This caused a 30-car pileup.</i>
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- 00:10:25,126 --> 00:10:27,110
- <i>Next hour, we're gonna be
- talking to an Oregon man who says</i>
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- <i>a group of schoolchildren
- burned his house to the ground.</i>
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- 00:10:54,917 --> 00:10:56,326
- Merry Christmas, Chris.
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- 00:10:56,454 --> 00:10:59,429
- Ah, schoolkids are lighting
- their uncles on fire
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- 00:10:59,558 --> 00:11:02,886
- and throwing bowling balls
- off of bridges.
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- 00:11:03,013 --> 00:11:05,254
- Nothing too merry
- about that.
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- Got two more crates
- for you in back.
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- 00:11:12,197 --> 00:11:13,669
- I'll bring the truck around.
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- 00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:15,366
- All right,
- I'll get 'em ready.
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- 00:11:24,166 --> 00:11:25,893
- Hey, Chris.
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- 00:11:26,758 --> 00:11:28,069
- Ralph.
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- I got a whole lot
- of presents under the tree.
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- 00:11:30,182 --> 00:11:32,069
- You could come over later
- and unwrap a couple early.
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- - Hmm. I might be...
- - Hold that thought.
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- 00:11:35,814 --> 00:11:38,469
- Sorry about that, Chris.
- What can I get ya?
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- 00:11:38,598 --> 00:11:39,718
- Johnny Carson.
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- 00:11:39,845 --> 00:11:42,534
- Not in your usual
- chipper mood today.
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- 00:11:42,662 --> 00:11:46,278
- Went a whole two seconds and I haven't
- heard anything about the decline of society
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- 00:11:46,405 --> 00:11:48,006
- or the reckless youth
- in America.
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- 00:11:48,133 --> 00:11:49,957
- I guess I'm just having
- a good day.
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- 00:11:51,365 --> 00:11:55,078
- Wishin' and waitin' isn't
- gonna change what's inside.
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- 00:11:56,165 --> 00:11:58,502
- Gotta get another whiskey
- from the back.
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- 00:12:16,038 --> 00:12:17,381
- Can I help you?
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- 00:12:17,511 --> 00:12:19,109
- How are ya, Mike?
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- 00:12:21,221 --> 00:12:22,342
- Don't think I know you.
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- 00:12:22,471 --> 00:12:25,126
- Nicole and the kids are well,
- I hope.
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- 00:12:31,814 --> 00:12:34,373
- Look, uh, I wasn't gonna
- do anything...
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- 00:12:34,502 --> 00:12:37,926
- Oh, I've known Sandy since she was a kid.
- She's a great girl.
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- 00:12:38,053 --> 00:12:40,294
- But she never did hold
- much faith in wedding vows.
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- - Not like you and me, Mike.
- - Listen, I'm...
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- 00:12:42,886 --> 00:12:44,165
- I'm just here having a drink.
- I'm not...
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- 00:12:44,295 --> 00:12:46,278
- You know, if you drive
- straight through...
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- 00:12:47,045 --> 00:12:50,278
- I reckon you could be home
- in 12 hours,
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- spend the holiday
- with your family.
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- 00:12:52,231 --> 00:12:53,573
- Who are you?
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- 00:12:53,702 --> 00:12:57,445
- Well, I'm... I'm the guy
- that's gonna buy you a beer.
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- 00:12:58,342 --> 00:13:00,485
- Why don't you hop?
- I'll take care of it.
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- 00:13:03,942 --> 00:13:06,949
- And Mike, drive safe.
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- 00:13:17,895 --> 00:13:18,886
- Where's Mike?
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- 00:13:19,878 --> 00:13:21,735
- - Who?
- - The good-looking guy
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- 00:13:21,862 --> 00:13:24,069
- that was sitting right next
- to where your fat butt is.
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- 00:13:24,198 --> 00:13:27,302
- Oh, that fella.
- Well, I guess he left.
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- 00:13:27,430 --> 00:13:32,262
- Why is it every time you come in
- here, I end up going home alone?
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- 00:13:32,773 --> 00:13:34,597
- Maybe I'm a jinx.
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- 00:13:35,878 --> 00:13:36,838
- Yeah.
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- 00:14:06,277 --> 00:14:09,702
- - <i>Hello?</i>
- - Hello, ma'am. I'm a reporter with <i>The Times.</i>
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- 00:14:09,831 --> 00:14:12,518
- <i>Oh, that's a wonderful paper.</i>
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- 00:14:12,646 --> 00:14:13,957
- Yes, it is.
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- 00:14:14,086 --> 00:14:16,165
- I feel very privileged
- to be a part of it.
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- 00:14:16,294 --> 00:14:18,853
- - <i>How can I help you?</i>
- - Yesterday, we ran an article
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- 00:14:18,982 --> 00:14:20,773
- on your school's
- science fair...
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- 00:14:21,606 --> 00:14:23,014
- and I had a few
- follow-up questions
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- 00:14:23,142 --> 00:14:25,765
- for the "Best of Show,"
- Christine Crawford.
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- 00:14:25,894 --> 00:14:28,357
- I was hoping I could get
- her contact information.
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- 00:14:28,486 --> 00:14:30,373
- <i>No problem
- I can get that for you.</i>
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- 00:14:30,502 --> 00:14:32,582
- Fantastic.
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- 00:14:36,485 --> 00:14:38,566
- <i>Just gonna be
- one more second.</i>
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- 00:14:39,302 --> 00:14:40,390
- Great.
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- 00:14:45,415 --> 00:14:47,974
- I brought your milk.
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- 00:14:48,102 --> 00:14:49,894
- Oh, thank you, honey.
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- 00:14:50,022 --> 00:14:51,462
- Put it here.
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- 00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:54,759
- You should be resting.
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- 00:14:54,886 --> 00:14:57,702
- Let's get these outta your way.
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- 00:14:58,918 --> 00:15:00,454
- On the desk.
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- 00:15:11,398 --> 00:15:12,709
- Mm.
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- 00:15:13,990 --> 00:15:15,589
- - Night.
- - Good night.
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- 00:15:15,718 --> 00:15:18,598
- - I love you.
- - I love you too.
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- 00:15:22,502 --> 00:15:25,189
- - Regina!
- - Yes, Mr. Wenan.
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- 00:15:25,318 --> 00:15:27,462
- Grandmother wants everyone
- out of the house right now.
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- 00:15:27,591 --> 00:15:28,837
- Certainly, sir.
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- 00:16:33,606 --> 00:16:35,559
- Mmm, you know...
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- 00:16:36,486 --> 00:16:39,077
- I've never lost
- a science competition.
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- 00:16:45,318 --> 00:16:48,453
- Did you know a circuit
- is only as good as its ground?
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- 00:16:50,182 --> 00:16:52,870
- Billy, I-I thought that your science proj...
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- 00:16:52,998 --> 00:16:56,583
- Twelve-volt car battery.
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- 00:16:57,031 --> 00:16:59,013
- Might not kill you,
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- 00:16:59,141 --> 00:17:01,157
- but it'll make
- your teeth chatter.
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- 00:17:01,285 --> 00:17:03,173
- You're gonna return
- the first-place ribbon
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- 00:17:03,303 --> 00:17:07,239
- and tell them you were unfairly
- helped with that train project.
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- 00:17:08,422 --> 00:17:09,541
- You cheated.
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- 00:17:13,606 --> 00:17:16,389
- You don't deserve to win.
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- 00:17:18,213 --> 00:17:19,205
- Am I being clear?
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- 00:17:26,149 --> 00:17:27,494
- Get her outta here.
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- 00:17:44,038 --> 00:17:45,543
- Ah.
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- 00:17:46,918 --> 00:17:48,742
- They arrived about
- 20 minutes ago.
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- 00:17:48,871 --> 00:17:52,454
- Yeah. Hope they brought
- the other half of our check.
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- 00:17:52,582 --> 00:17:55,366
- Stay calm. You exploding
- is not gonna help anything.
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- 00:17:55,495 --> 00:17:58,918
- No, but it'll make me feel better.
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- 00:18:00,453 --> 00:18:01,702
- Oh.
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- 00:18:02,501 --> 00:18:03,718
- Good to see you,
- Chris.
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- 00:18:03,846 --> 00:18:05,990
- Apologies about springing
- this visit on you.
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- 00:18:06,118 --> 00:18:07,558
- Why don't we drop
- the pleasantries?
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- 00:18:07,686 --> 00:18:09,606
- It's my busiest time of year,
- and I got work to do.
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- 00:18:09,734 --> 00:18:12,390
- - Now, where's the rest of my money?
- - I'm Captain Jacobs.
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- 00:18:12,519 --> 00:18:15,813
- - We've got a proposition for you.
- - No propositions, no shakes.
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- 00:18:15,941 --> 00:18:18,022
- I want what's due.
- And this? This is half.
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- 00:18:18,150 --> 00:18:21,862
- Well, you only produced
- half of last year's product,
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- 00:18:21,990 --> 00:18:25,413
- and, uh, the subsidy payment
- reflects that.
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- 00:18:25,541 --> 00:18:29,030
- Well, this is Christmas. We're not
- handing out participation trophies.
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- 00:18:29,158 --> 00:18:32,454
- I can't help it if half the kids
- deserve coal instead of presents.
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- 00:18:32,583 --> 00:18:34,790
- We got a minimum budget.
- It's in our contract.
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- 00:18:34,918 --> 00:18:38,758
- Well, actually, your contract with the
- United States government, um, states,
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- 00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:42,821
- "Subsidy payment is dependent on
- volume of presents made and delivered."
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- 00:18:42,949 --> 00:18:44,869
- And that's exactly
- how you've been paid.
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- 00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:47,943
- This won't even
- cover the power.
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- 00:18:48,070 --> 00:18:51,238
- We have employees to pay,
- food to buy,
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- 00:18:51,365 --> 00:18:53,638
- and quite frankly,
- this is one...
- 224
- 00:18:54,150 --> 00:18:55,878
- humdinger of a time
- 225
- 00:18:56,006 --> 00:18:57,606
- to lay this burden on us.
- 226
- 00:18:57,734 --> 00:19:00,870
- The point is,
- with only half our payment,
- 227
- 00:19:00,997 --> 00:19:02,758
- we're not gonna
- be able to survive.
- 228
- 00:19:02,885 --> 00:19:06,054
- We understand the financial
- constraints that you're suffering.
- 229
- 00:19:06,183 --> 00:19:08,837
- No one wants to shut you down,
- not if we don't have to.
- 230
- 00:19:08,966 --> 00:19:11,557
- Do you even understand
- what you're saying?
- 231
- 00:19:11,686 --> 00:19:13,255
- What you'd be doing
- to Christmas?
- 232
- 00:19:13,381 --> 00:19:16,166
- We want your holiday spirit.
- It generates holiday spending.
- 233
- 00:19:16,293 --> 00:19:18,150
- Let's not get into
- all that right now.
- 234
- 00:19:18,277 --> 00:19:19,975
- I mean,
- the important thing is,
- 235
- 00:19:20,101 --> 00:19:22,503
- we might have a chance
- to work this out.
- 236
- 00:19:23,815 --> 00:19:25,989
- Captain, if you please.
- 237
- 00:19:26,502 --> 00:19:28,454
- Chris, Ruth,
- 238
- 00:19:28,582 --> 00:19:31,813
- the United States military would
- like to procure your services.
- 239
- 00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:42,245
- You know what happens
- if I hear you talked, right?
- 240
- 00:19:42,918 --> 00:19:44,293
- No.
- 241
- 00:19:44,422 --> 00:19:45,990
- I'll kill your mommy.
- 242
- 00:19:46,117 --> 00:19:48,230
- I'll kill your daddy.
- 243
- 00:19:48,838 --> 00:19:50,214
- You got a dog?
- 244
- 00:19:50,758 --> 00:19:51,973
- Yeah.
- 245
- 00:19:52,102 --> 00:19:54,183
- What's your dog's name?
- 246
- 00:19:54,918 --> 00:19:56,934
- J-Jo Jo Beans.
- 247
- 00:19:57,063 --> 00:20:00,070
- Well, I will kill
- ol' Jo Jo Beans too.
- 248
- 00:20:02,278 --> 00:20:04,518
- Now
- you're gonna go in there
- 249
- 00:20:04,646 --> 00:20:06,405
- and say that you were
- at the mall
- 250
- 00:20:06,534 --> 00:20:08,583
- and you lost track
- of time.
- 251
- 00:20:08,710 --> 00:20:11,077
- You were buying them some
- Christmas presents. You got it?
- 252
- 00:20:11,206 --> 00:20:12,838
- I don't have
- any Christmas pre...
- 253
- 00:20:12,965 --> 00:20:16,294
- Well, maybe you were thinking about
- buying them some Christmas presents.
- 254
- 00:20:20,902 --> 00:20:23,750
- Remember,
- two nights from now,
- 255
- 00:20:23,878 --> 00:20:26,854
- Santa's gonna slide his
- fat ass down your chimney
- 256
- 00:20:26,982 --> 00:20:28,550
- and give you
- a whole bunch of presents
- 257
- 00:20:28,678 --> 00:20:30,822
- 'cause you've been such
- a good girl this year.
- 258
- 00:20:31,686 --> 00:20:34,149
- You know, he doesn't
- do that for everyone.
- 259
- 00:20:36,965 --> 00:20:38,310
- Here's your phone.
- 260
- 00:20:47,942 --> 00:20:49,381
- Christine.
- 261
- 00:20:52,806 --> 00:20:54,502
- Merry Christmas.
- 262
- 00:21:06,982 --> 00:21:08,581
- Thanks, love.
- 263
- 00:21:11,814 --> 00:21:14,758
- You think they're serious about
- shutting down the factory?
- 264
- 00:21:15,494 --> 00:21:17,317
- Nah, they're just
- trying to bully us
- 265
- 00:21:17,446 --> 00:21:19,173
- into a contract.
- 266
- 00:21:19,302 --> 00:21:21,414
- You sure about that?
- 267
- 00:21:23,142 --> 00:21:24,806
- We could use
- the extra income.
- 268
- 00:21:24,933 --> 00:21:26,694
- Oh, I'm aware.
- 269
- 00:21:26,821 --> 00:21:29,062
- Doesn't have
- to come from them though.
- 270
- 00:21:31,046 --> 00:21:32,390
- No.
- 271
- 00:21:32,518 --> 00:21:34,790
- Why, no, it doesn't.
- 272
- 00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:37,830
- I'm glad I thought of it.
- 273
- 00:21:39,942 --> 00:21:41,446
- Hmm.
- 274
- 00:21:41,574 --> 00:21:44,294
- Well, I'm calling you on
- Christmas Eve, so you know it's serious.
- 275
- 00:21:44,422 --> 00:21:47,430
- I mean, I thought we did
- a great job for you back in '98.
- 276
- 00:21:47,558 --> 00:21:48,870
- My team is fast.
- 277
- 00:21:48,997 --> 00:21:51,494
- And you know
- they do quality work, right?
- 278
- 00:21:53,765 --> 00:21:55,430
- Well, no.
- 279
- 00:21:55,558 --> 00:21:57,702
- No, no, I can't beat that.
- 280
- 00:21:57,830 --> 00:22:01,062
- But if you're getting it that cheap, you've
- gotta be sacrificing something somewhere.
- 281
- 00:22:05,317 --> 00:22:07,558
- I'm sorry to hear that,
- Lee Ning.
- 282
- 00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:11,494
- Yes, have a good day. Bye.
- 283
- 00:22:11,622 --> 00:22:14,406
- Lee Ning, out.
- 284
- 00:22:26,086 --> 00:22:29,478
- Elon, this is Chris.
- What do you got for me?
- 285
- 00:22:31,750 --> 00:22:35,814
- I bid on everything from
- mainframes to Pez dispensers.
- 286
- 00:22:35,941 --> 00:22:37,893
- Everybody's outsourcing.
- 287
- 00:22:39,430 --> 00:22:44,422
- They got six-year-olds pulling
- 12-hour shifts in bare feet
- 288
- 00:22:44,550 --> 00:22:46,182
- for two sticks
- of bubble gum.
- 289
- 00:22:46,310 --> 00:22:48,070
- It's heartbreaking.
- 290
- 00:22:48,197 --> 00:22:51,429
- You're exhausted, and you've got
- a long night of delivering gifts.
- 291
- 00:22:51,558 --> 00:22:53,702
- Why don't you get some rest
- before you go out?
- 292
- 00:22:53,830 --> 00:22:56,101
- You still got
- a little bit of time.
- 293
- 00:22:56,229 --> 00:22:58,246
- I can't sleep.
- 294
- 00:22:58,374 --> 00:23:00,966
- The whole damn operation
- is goin' tits up.
- 295
- 00:23:05,254 --> 00:23:07,590
- - Chris.
- - <i>Chris, the sleigh's packed and ready to go.</i>
- 296
- 00:23:07,718 --> 00:23:09,158
- I'll be right there.
- 297
- 00:23:10,854 --> 00:23:13,638
- - Let me see it.
- - Hold on. I'm almost finished.
- 298
- 00:23:13,765 --> 00:23:15,526
- Let me...
- Just give me the list.
- 299
- 00:23:15,654 --> 00:23:17,349
- Have you checked it?
- 300
- 00:23:17,478 --> 00:23:19,269
- Come on. It's fine.
- 301
- 00:23:26,054 --> 00:23:27,974
- Why are you being
- like this?
- 302
- 00:23:30,661 --> 00:23:32,230
- 'Cause I failed.
- 303
- 00:23:41,318 --> 00:23:42,406
- Hey!
- 304
- 00:23:42,534 --> 00:23:45,030
- - You forgetting something?
- - Oh.
- 305
- 00:23:49,382 --> 00:23:52,006
- - I'll keep hold of this for you.
- - Oh, come on.
- 306
- 00:23:52,134 --> 00:23:54,278
- It's 15 below out here.
- 307
- 00:23:54,406 --> 00:23:56,166
- Then have hot chocolate.
- 308
- 00:23:58,470 --> 00:24:00,101
- All right.
- 309
- 00:26:11,430 --> 00:26:12,710
- How'd it go?
- 310
- 00:26:12,838 --> 00:26:15,142
- - I survived.
- - Mmm.
- 311
- 00:26:17,029 --> 00:26:19,334
- Merry Christmas, darling.
- 312
- 00:27:14,117 --> 00:27:18,502
- You just messed
- up big time, fat man!
- 313
- 00:27:18,629 --> 00:27:19,685
- Go!
- 314
- 00:27:42,502 --> 00:27:45,382
- Hot damn. That was
- a course record.
- 315
- 00:27:46,053 --> 00:27:47,462
- Let's run it again.
- 316
- 00:27:47,590 --> 00:27:50,695
- I was, uh, hoping to, uh,
- get to my son's place
- 317
- 00:27:50,822 --> 00:27:53,829
- and see the grandkids opening
- presents this morning.
- 318
- 00:27:57,221 --> 00:28:00,517
- Are you not being
- compensated for your time?
- 319
- 00:28:00,646 --> 00:28:03,271
- Oh, y-yeah, yeah. Sure.
- 320
- 00:28:03,397 --> 00:28:05,127
- Well, is that
- not enough for you?
- 321
- 00:28:05,253 --> 00:28:06,790
- No, uh, it is.
- 322
- 00:28:06,918 --> 00:28:08,614
- Good.
- 323
- 00:28:08,741 --> 00:28:10,309
- Then let's run it again.
- 324
- 00:28:32,007 --> 00:28:33,157
- Is there a problem?
- 325
- 00:28:33,286 --> 00:28:34,918
- <i>I've got a job for you.</i>
- 326
- 00:28:35,046 --> 00:28:36,966
- - Good.
- - <i>I think you're gonna like it.</i>
- 327
- 00:28:37,093 --> 00:28:39,269
- <i>It complements
- that hobby of yours.</i>
- 328
- 00:28:39,398 --> 00:28:40,742
- What's the job?
- 329
- 00:28:44,069 --> 00:28:46,502
- I'd like you
- to kill Santa Claus.
- 330
- 00:28:49,287 --> 00:28:51,111
- Really?
- 331
- 00:28:51,238 --> 00:28:53,573
- <i>I know he let you down too.</i>
- 332
- 00:28:54,151 --> 00:28:55,685
- Well, uh...
- 333
- 00:28:56,358 --> 00:28:57,798
- that's not gonna be easy.
- 334
- 00:28:57,927 --> 00:29:00,902
- <i>Well, if you're not interested,
- I'm sure I could find s...</i>
- 335
- 00:29:01,029 --> 00:29:02,662
- No, I'm interested.
- 336
- 00:29:03,173 --> 00:29:05,189
- I'm very interested.
- 337
- 00:29:14,502 --> 00:29:15,782
- <i>Hello. Davis here.</i>
- 338
- 00:29:15,910 --> 00:29:17,830
- Ah, good morning.
- This is Chris.
- 339
- 00:29:17,958 --> 00:29:20,133
- - <i>Chris, good morning.</i>
- - I'll do the contract.
- 340
- 00:29:20,262 --> 00:29:21,766
- <i>Oh, that's fantastic!
- That's great.</i>
- 341
- 00:29:21,895 --> 00:29:25,222
- - Ye... Yeah. Yeah, well, yes.
- - <i>Let's get together...</i>
- 342
- 00:29:25,349 --> 00:29:27,622
- Well, m-merry... merry Christmas.
- 343
- 00:29:27,751 --> 00:29:31,302
- The one day you get to sleep
- in, and you're up early.
- 344
- 00:29:31,431 --> 00:29:33,255
- Well, I had
- a heavy mind.
- 345
- 00:29:35,749 --> 00:29:37,925
- I just agreed
- to the contract.
- 346
- 00:29:38,055 --> 00:29:40,709
- - It's what we have to do, love.
- - I know.
- 347
- 00:29:41,478 --> 00:29:42,918
- What is it?
- 348
- 00:29:43,047 --> 00:29:46,021
- Oh, some kids with a deer
- rifle put some flak in the air.
- 349
- 00:29:46,149 --> 00:29:47,815
- - Again?
- - Yeah.
- 350
- 00:29:47,941 --> 00:29:51,430
- Put two holes in the sleigh, one in me.
- Even tore my bag.
- 351
- 00:29:51,558 --> 00:29:54,022
- Don't worry about the bag.
- Let me see your side.
- 352
- 00:29:54,149 --> 00:29:56,262
- I'm all right. It's...
- It's fine, it's fine.
- 353
- 00:29:56,391 --> 00:29:58,278
- It'll heal
- in the usual way.
- 354
- 00:30:00,805 --> 00:30:02,885
- I don't know
- what I'm doing wrong.
- 355
- 00:30:04,326 --> 00:30:06,855
- Maybe it's time
- I retired the coat.
- 356
- 00:30:06,982 --> 00:30:10,021
- You just need a break.
- We're all feeling it this year.
- 357
- 00:30:10,149 --> 00:30:11,846
- I've lost
- my influence.
- 358
- 00:30:11,973 --> 00:30:14,758
- You're an icon.
- People love you.
- 359
- 00:30:14,886 --> 00:30:16,966
- I'm a silly, fat man
- in a red suit.
- 360
- 00:30:17,093 --> 00:30:20,613
- I mean, you think it's cute, but this
- is what people actually think of me.
- 361
- 00:30:20,742 --> 00:30:22,853
- Christmas is a farce.
- I am a joke.
- 362
- 00:30:22,982 --> 00:30:25,413
- There hasn't been any real
- spirit of the season anymore.
- 363
- 00:30:25,542 --> 00:30:26,789
- Not for years.
- 364
- 00:30:26,919 --> 00:30:28,709
- Let's just get
- a few days out on this.
- 365
- 00:30:28,839 --> 00:30:30,437
- That will give you
- a better perspective.
- 366
- 00:30:30,565 --> 00:30:32,326
- I should've charged them
- royalties for my image.
- 367
- 00:30:32,453 --> 00:30:34,502
- - Now, that's what we should've done.
- - That's not who we are.
- 368
- 00:30:34,630 --> 00:30:38,309
- No, we're only the largest economic
- stimulus in the entire world.
- 369
- 00:30:38,439 --> 00:30:40,902
- Christmas generates
- $3 trillion in the US alone.
- 370
- 00:30:41,029 --> 00:30:43,270
- We can't pay our power bill.
- Think there's something wrong with that?
- 371
- 00:30:43,398 --> 00:30:45,702
- Oh, is that how
- we're measuring success now?
- 372
- 00:30:45,829 --> 00:30:47,493
- Well, that's what
- they care about.
- 373
- 00:30:47,622 --> 00:30:52,709
- They put up with us so they can
- sell their toys and sodas and cars.
- 374
- 00:30:52,839 --> 00:30:53,895
- We're a business.
- 375
- 00:30:54,022 --> 00:30:56,133
- And don't kid yourself, Ruth.
- 376
- 00:30:56,262 --> 00:30:59,173
- Altruism is not a deductible
- on their bottom line.
- 377
- 00:30:59,302 --> 00:31:02,117
- Don't put it all on them.
- You've changed too.
- 378
- 00:31:03,526 --> 00:31:05,029
- You might be right.
- 379
- 00:31:06,053 --> 00:31:08,005
- Maybe I'm just like 'em.
- 380
- 00:31:09,126 --> 00:31:10,853
- You still have it.
- 381
- 00:31:12,869 --> 00:31:17,830
- All I have is a loathing
- for a world that's forgotten.
- 382
- 00:31:25,575 --> 00:31:27,462
- Thanks for the cigars.
- 383
- 00:31:54,085 --> 00:31:56,358
- - <i>Information. Can I help you?</i>
- - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 384
- 00:31:56,486 --> 00:31:58,375
- I need to get ahold of somebody
- in the North Pole.
- 385
- 00:31:58,501 --> 00:32:01,863
- <i>I'm not able to search without
- a specific country or code.</i>
- 386
- 00:32:01,990 --> 00:32:06,341
- Okay. All right, uh, then what's
- the closest thing to the North Pole?
- 387
- 00:32:06,469 --> 00:32:08,389
- Something... Something
- arctic, in the Arctic Circle.
- 388
- 00:32:08,518 --> 00:32:11,590
- <i>Unfortunately, I don't know. If you
- could be more specific, I could help you.</i>
- 389
- 00:32:11,718 --> 00:32:15,109
- Well, is there a city up there,
- an island, anything?
- 390
- 00:32:15,238 --> 00:32:17,446
- A chunk of ice
- floating in the fucking ocean?
- 391
- 00:32:17,575 --> 00:32:19,430
- <i>I can't stay on if you're
- gonna talk like that.</i>
- 392
- 00:32:19,558 --> 00:32:21,222
- I'm sorry.
- I didn't mean to cuss.
- 393
- 00:32:21,350 --> 00:32:23,749
- - Please don't hang up.
- - <i>I want to help you. If you could be more specific.</i>
- 394
- 00:32:23,878 --> 00:32:26,406
- Okay, uh,
- what about the city of...
- 395
- 00:32:26,533 --> 00:32:28,710
- of Eureka
- on Ellesmere Island?
- 396
- 00:32:28,839 --> 00:32:31,782
- - <i>Okay, I have it.</i>
- - Great, great.
- 397
- 00:32:31,910 --> 00:32:34,630
- Do you have a listing
- for Christopher Cringle?
- 398
- 00:32:34,758 --> 00:32:36,901
- Hello?
- 399
- 00:32:37,766 --> 00:32:39,909
- Hello?
- 400
- 00:32:40,037 --> 00:32:42,438
- Why did you
- hang up the fucking phone?
- 401
- 00:32:51,333 --> 00:32:52,935
- Just relax.
- 402
- 00:33:01,638 --> 00:33:02,695
- Back to basics.
- 403
- 00:33:10,246 --> 00:33:12,295
- - Damn! Shit.
- - I broke it.
- 404
- 00:33:12,421 --> 00:33:13,318
- - I broke it.
- - Jesus.
- 405
- 00:33:32,455 --> 00:33:34,501
- May I get another pot of tea?
- 406
- 00:33:49,510 --> 00:33:52,454
- Mr. Wenan.
- This package came for you.
- 407
- 00:33:52,582 --> 00:33:54,949
- From your father
- for Christmas.
- 408
- 00:33:59,557 --> 00:34:00,999
- It's a few days late.
- 409
- 00:34:01,126 --> 00:34:02,341
- Yes, sir.
- 410
- 00:34:03,589 --> 00:34:05,095
- From the Bahamas?
- 411
- 00:34:05,221 --> 00:34:07,269
- That's what it says,
- sir.
- 412
- 00:34:07,397 --> 00:34:10,149
- He's probably there with
- his girlfriend, Kara.
- 413
- 00:34:11,013 --> 00:34:12,486
- I wouldn't know, sir.
- 414
- 00:34:13,925 --> 00:34:16,422
- Well, pass it to me.
- 415
- 00:35:40,293 --> 00:35:42,438
- Where the hell are you?
- 416
- 00:36:22,533 --> 00:36:23,718
- Hey.
- 417
- 00:36:24,358 --> 00:36:25,638
- Where do the, uh...
- 418
- 00:36:25,766 --> 00:36:28,070
- the letters
- to Santa go?
- 419
- 00:36:28,198 --> 00:36:30,213
- You know, the letters the
- children write to Santa Claus?
- 420
- 00:36:30,341 --> 00:36:31,814
- - What happens to 'em?
- - Yeah, yeah. H-36.
- 421
- 00:36:31,942 --> 00:36:34,534
- Uh, it's a... it's a bin
- down at the office.
- 422
- 00:36:34,662 --> 00:36:37,893
- - Right. What happens to 'em after that?
- - Uh, I don't know.
- 423
- 00:36:38,021 --> 00:36:39,877
- Guess you could ask Weyland,
- our district super.
- 424
- 00:36:40,006 --> 00:36:41,254
- Weyland? You know
- where I could find him?
- 425
- 00:36:41,382 --> 00:36:43,366
- Yeah, downtown office,
- just off Redding Street.
- 426
- 00:36:43,494 --> 00:36:44,613
- - Redding?
- - Yeah.
- 427
- 00:36:44,741 --> 00:36:47,270
- - Great. Thank you.
- - No problem.
- 428
- 00:36:47,398 --> 00:36:48,806
- Have a good day.
- 429
- 00:37:01,925 --> 00:37:03,206
- Morning.
- 430
- 00:37:03,813 --> 00:37:06,246
- Sorry.
- This is my first day.
- 431
- 00:37:06,374 --> 00:37:08,677
- Know where I can find
- Supervisor Meeks's office?
- 432
- 00:37:18,150 --> 00:37:19,590
- Um...
- 433
- 00:37:20,038 --> 00:37:21,702
- can I help you?
- 434
- 00:37:22,886 --> 00:37:25,318
- I'm looking
- for the fat man.
- 435
- 00:37:25,446 --> 00:37:26,374
- Where is he?
- 436
- 00:37:26,502 --> 00:37:27,942
- Excuse me?
- 437
- 00:37:28,678 --> 00:37:30,918
- Santa Claus,
- motherfucker.
- 438
- 00:37:32,774 --> 00:37:34,629
- Come on, Weyland.
- 439
- 00:37:34,758 --> 00:37:36,326
- Don't act stupid.
- 440
- 00:37:36,453 --> 00:37:40,261
- Just give me the address and
- I'll walk right out of here.
- 441
- 00:37:43,558 --> 00:37:45,318
- Where do you send the letters?
- 442
- 00:37:45,446 --> 00:37:47,366
- Okay, just take it easy.
- 443
- 00:37:50,182 --> 00:37:52,550
- Look,
- I can't give you an address because...
- 444
- 00:37:52,678 --> 00:37:54,246
- Shh.
- 445
- 00:37:54,374 --> 00:37:56,645
- I can't give you an
- address because I don't have one.
- 446
- 00:37:56,774 --> 00:37:58,438
- Then you just sorted
- your last piece of mail.
- 447
- 00:37:58,565 --> 00:38:00,166
- No, no, no, no.
- I just...
- 448
- 00:38:00,294 --> 00:38:03,718
- Look, it's a classified program.
- They give me a PO box and that's it.
- 449
- 00:38:03,846 --> 00:38:05,414
- I don't know anything else.
- I swear to you.
- 450
- 00:38:05,542 --> 00:38:08,229
- We just crate up the letters
- and send them out.
- 451
- 00:38:10,502 --> 00:38:11,686
- Write it down.
- 452
- 00:38:12,870 --> 00:38:14,502
- - Write it down.
- - Okay.
- 453
- 00:38:14,917 --> 00:38:16,294
- Okay.
- 454
- 00:38:17,350 --> 00:38:18,950
- To the right.
- 455
- 00:38:19,078 --> 00:38:20,166
- Other way.
- 456
- 00:38:26,694 --> 00:38:28,806
- Not that page.
- Use a blank one.
- 457
- 00:38:31,877 --> 00:38:33,350
- Okay.
- 458
- 00:38:33,478 --> 00:38:35,430
- - Slow down. Make it legible.
- - Fuck.
- 459
- 00:38:37,318 --> 00:38:38,470
- Okay?
- 460
- 00:38:45,190 --> 00:38:48,582
- - You gotta be shitting me.
- - No, no, no. It's the truth. I swear it.
- 461
- 00:38:54,406 --> 00:38:57,510
- So, uh, what now?
- 462
- 00:38:59,782 --> 00:39:01,126
- Well...
- 463
- 00:39:01,989 --> 00:39:03,398
- that's it.
- 464
- 00:39:11,750 --> 00:39:13,157
- Son of a...
- 465
- 00:39:48,742 --> 00:39:50,278
- <i>Hello?</i>
- 466
- 00:39:50,406 --> 00:39:51,942
- We're a go.
- 467
- 00:39:52,070 --> 00:39:54,726
- - I'll be on the road by midnight.
- - <i>Sounds good.</i>
- 468
- 00:39:54,854 --> 00:39:56,806
- <i>Keep me updated
- on your progress.</i>
- 469
- 00:41:08,198 --> 00:41:10,054
- They'll understand.
- 470
- 00:41:11,749 --> 00:41:13,542
- They shouldn't have to.
- 471
- 00:41:14,758 --> 00:41:17,191
- Can I assume
- they speak English?
- 472
- 00:41:17,318 --> 00:41:22,342
- Our work requires that they
- speak many different languages.
- 473
- 00:41:22,470 --> 00:41:24,998
- Let's just get this
- over with.
- 474
- 00:41:34,982 --> 00:41:38,822
- All right, everyone.
- Quiet down now. Let's quiet down.
- 475
- 00:41:44,678 --> 00:41:48,966
- - Is everybody here?
- - We're all here and accounted for, sir.
- 476
- 00:41:51,590 --> 00:41:53,638
- Well, firstly, uh,
- 477
- 00:41:53,766 --> 00:41:56,902
- I'm sorry to call you
- all back so early.
- 478
- 00:41:57,030 --> 00:41:59,845
- But I'm sure you're all
- excited to get cracking
- 479
- 00:41:59,974 --> 00:42:03,718
- and get working again
- on next year's Christmas season.
- 480
- 00:42:11,590 --> 00:42:16,358
- And you're probably wondering about
- all the new faces around here today.
- 481
- 00:42:18,118 --> 00:42:19,974
- Well,
- as you already know...
- 482
- 00:42:21,894 --> 00:42:26,278
- there is a rising number of our
- youth making poor decisions.
- 483
- 00:42:28,006 --> 00:42:32,422
- Now, this has unfortunately
- caused our yearly subsidy
- 484
- 00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:35,142
- to be well below
- our current budget.
- 485
- 00:42:36,871 --> 00:42:39,205
- Now, to make up
- for that shortfall...
- 486
- 00:42:41,862 --> 00:42:46,022
- we are fulfilling a two-month
- contract with the US military.
- 487
- 00:42:54,182 --> 00:42:58,502
- Now, I know this must come
- as a shock to a lot of you.
- 488
- 00:42:58,630 --> 00:43:01,926
- Believe me,
- had there been any other way...
- 489
- 00:43:06,278 --> 00:43:08,326
- This is Captain Jacobs.
- 490
- 00:43:09,351 --> 00:43:10,662
- Captain Jacobs'll fill you in
- 491
- 00:43:10,789 --> 00:43:13,413
- on a lot of the changes
- that are going on around here.
- 492
- 00:43:13,542 --> 00:43:14,918
- Thank you.
- 493
- 00:43:19,206 --> 00:43:22,086
- I am going to go over
- some rules
- 494
- 00:43:22,213 --> 00:43:24,358
- that must be followed
- without exception
- 495
- 00:43:24,485 --> 00:43:26,662
- and throughout the duration
- of this engagement.
- 496
- 00:43:26,791 --> 00:43:31,174
- These rules are for your safety,
- and your safety alone.
- 497
- 00:43:31,301 --> 00:43:34,246
- Number one,
- you will be fingerprinted,
- 498
- 00:43:34,375 --> 00:43:38,054
- - assigned a security badge to be worn at all times.
- - Next.
- 499
- 00:43:38,182 --> 00:43:41,669
- Number two, you must enter
- and exit the factory floor
- 500
- 00:43:41,798 --> 00:43:43,718
- through the
- southern bay doors only.
- 501
- 00:43:43,846 --> 00:43:48,006
- Number three, you must remove
- the bells from your uniforms
- 502
- 00:43:48,133 --> 00:43:50,695
- as they will set off
- our metal detectors.
- 503
- 00:43:50,822 --> 00:43:55,109
- In addition to these rules,
- we will be upgrading the site's security.
- 504
- 00:43:55,782 --> 00:43:57,573
- Do you have any questions?
- 505
- 00:43:58,918 --> 00:43:59,974
- Yes.
- 506
- 00:44:00,101 --> 00:44:02,311
- What kind of toys
- are we making, sir?
- 507
- 00:44:02,437 --> 00:44:03,782
- Not toys, miss.
- 508
- 00:44:03,910 --> 00:44:06,982
- Control panels for
- America's eagle in the sky,
- 509
- 00:44:07,111 --> 00:44:09,734
- our FJ-63 fighter jets.
- 510
- 00:44:17,926 --> 00:44:19,813
- What's the purpose
- of your visit?
- 511
- 00:44:20,455 --> 00:44:23,206
- Recreation. Hunting.
- 512
- 00:44:23,335 --> 00:44:25,382
- I'm gonna kill some things.
- 513
- 00:44:27,622 --> 00:44:29,509
- You fill out the 5589?
- 514
- 00:44:29,638 --> 00:44:33,413
- Yes, ma'am,
- I have my 5589...
- 515
- 00:44:33,862 --> 00:44:36,902
- my 4457,
- 516
- 00:44:37,029 --> 00:44:39,782
- and my 3177 right here.
- 517
- 00:44:58,213 --> 00:44:59,462
- All right.
- 518
- 00:44:59,590 --> 00:45:00,966
- Welcome to Canada.
- 519
- 00:45:01,414 --> 00:45:02,853
- Good to be here.
- 520
- 00:45:44,935 --> 00:45:47,815
- Holy Christ, Corporal,
- you call that hammering?
- 521
- 00:45:48,485 --> 00:45:50,727
- Show a little pride
- in your work.
- 522
- 00:45:50,853 --> 00:45:52,102
- Here. You're up.
- 523
- 00:45:54,245 --> 00:45:55,909
- Holy hell.
- 524
- 00:45:56,038 --> 00:45:58,406
- Soldier, get your sorry ass
- out of that lift.
- 525
- 00:45:58,533 --> 00:46:00,135
- Clean that shit up.
- 526
- 00:46:13,798 --> 00:46:15,269
- Hey, partner. Here.
- 527
- 00:46:15,398 --> 00:46:16,837
- Hang on to this.
- 528
- 00:46:30,886 --> 00:46:32,229
- Thank you.
- 529
- 00:46:32,902 --> 00:46:34,246
- Steroids.
- 530
- 00:46:40,741 --> 00:46:43,045
- I come in peace.
- 531
- 00:46:43,174 --> 00:46:44,806
- Thank you.
- 532
- 00:46:59,655 --> 00:47:01,575
- Morning, 7.
- How's everybody holding up?
- 533
- 00:47:01,702 --> 00:47:04,966
- Very well, sir. We got the
- line up and running last night.
- 534
- 00:47:05,093 --> 00:47:07,621
- - Right now we're optimizing.
- - Oh, yeah.
- 535
- 00:47:07,749 --> 00:47:09,925
- Okay, optimizing.
- I see.
- 536
- 00:47:10,053 --> 00:47:11,845
- 19, 23,
- how are you doing?
- 537
- 00:47:11,973 --> 00:47:14,151
- - Wonderfully perfect, sir.
- - Uh, super-duper good.
- 538
- 00:47:14,278 --> 00:47:16,870
- Ah, I appreciate
- the positivity.
- 539
- 00:47:16,998 --> 00:47:17,926
- Are you buying that?
- 540
- 00:47:18,055 --> 00:47:19,815
- Absolutely, boss.
- 541
- 00:47:19,942 --> 00:47:23,013
- I really backed you into a corner on this
- one, 7. Don't think I don't know that.
- 542
- 00:47:23,142 --> 00:47:25,861
- The order calls for a lot of
- product in a short amount of time.
- 543
- 00:47:25,989 --> 00:47:29,701
- Yeah, it's gonna be a squeaker even if
- everything goes perfect. Refill, thanks.
- 544
- 00:47:29,829 --> 00:47:31,013
- Which it never does.
- 545
- 00:47:31,142 --> 00:47:32,837
- When have you seen it
- go perfect?
- 546
- 00:47:32,965 --> 00:47:35,398
- - 1910 was close.
- - There was a bad war that year.
- 547
- 00:47:35,526 --> 00:47:36,549
- You can't blame
- yourself.
- 548
- 00:47:36,677 --> 00:47:39,175
- - I'll go check the crew.
- - The office.
- 549
- 00:47:39,301 --> 00:47:40,678
- Oh, one more thing.
- 550
- 00:47:40,806 --> 00:47:42,373
- 7...
- 551
- 00:47:42,502 --> 00:47:45,189
- this is make or break
- for us.
- 552
- 00:47:45,317 --> 00:47:48,646
- I don't need to tell you that
- absolutely everything is on the line.
- 553
- 00:47:49,638 --> 00:47:52,294
- Christmas is at stake, sir.
- We won't let you down.
- 554
- 00:47:52,422 --> 00:47:55,558
- - We'll have the order finished on time.
- - Good man.
- 555
- 00:47:55,686 --> 00:47:58,119
- Chris, I just
- talked to my superiors.
- 556
- 00:47:58,246 --> 00:48:00,326
- They're very impressed with
- the numbers that I gave them.
- 557
- 00:48:00,453 --> 00:48:03,685
- They're sending in a couple of suits
- to have a look at the operation.
- 558
- 00:48:03,814 --> 00:48:05,862
- It's a very impressive
- group of...
- 559
- 00:48:06,726 --> 00:48:08,646
- little workers
- you've got here.
- 560
- 00:48:08,775 --> 00:48:09,735
- Real hard workers.
- 561
- 00:48:10,951 --> 00:48:13,126
- I'd like to use the break
- room, if that's possible.
- 562
- 00:48:13,253 --> 00:48:15,686
- I'm running an eight-man
- rotation, four on at all times.
- 563
- 00:48:15,813 --> 00:48:18,821
- Me or one of my men are gonna be
- inside the factory 24 hours a day.
- 564
- 00:48:18,949 --> 00:48:20,837
- How does that
- sit with you, 7?
- 565
- 00:48:20,965 --> 00:48:23,686
- We can take our breaks
- in the cafeteria.
- 566
- 00:48:23,813 --> 00:48:25,990
- Many thanks to you.
- Captain Jacobs.
- 567
- 00:48:26,118 --> 00:48:27,589
- - 7.
- - 7?
- 568
- 00:48:27,718 --> 00:48:29,638
- We're all ranked and
- accounted for by number.
- 569
- 00:48:29,766 --> 00:48:31,015
- It's more efficient
- that way.
- 570
- 00:48:31,141 --> 00:48:32,966
- 7's our factory foreman.
- 571
- 00:48:33,093 --> 00:48:34,213
- What happened to
- 1 through 6?
- 572
- 00:48:34,342 --> 00:48:36,229
- Well, we've been at this
- a long time.
- 573
- 00:48:36,358 --> 00:48:38,278
- We don't reissue numbers.
- 574
- 00:48:38,406 --> 00:48:41,223
- That would be unethical
- and dishonorable.
- 575
- 00:48:42,214 --> 00:48:43,110
- I like it.
- 576
- 00:48:43,239 --> 00:48:44,997
- That's a hell of
- a way to run a crew.
- 577
- 00:48:45,126 --> 00:48:48,613
- Would you like a cookie,
- Captain Jacobs?
- 578
- 00:48:49,222 --> 00:48:50,501
- Indeed.
- 579
- 00:48:51,717 --> 00:48:53,253
- A hell of a way
- to run a crew.
- 580
- 00:48:53,381 --> 00:48:54,663
- Excuse me.
- 581
- 00:48:59,622 --> 00:49:00,678
- Mmm.
- 582
- 00:49:01,861 --> 00:49:03,109
- Wow.
- 583
- 00:49:15,333 --> 00:49:16,902
- You all right, buddy?
- 584
- 00:49:30,693 --> 00:49:33,797
- The hamster hammock is a top
- seller and this, the roller.
- 585
- 00:49:33,926 --> 00:49:36,453
- Then we have
- the seesaw.
- 586
- 00:49:36,581 --> 00:49:39,271
- Nibblers and
- the pet playhouse.
- 587
- 00:49:39,397 --> 00:49:41,542
- There's no room
- for the pet playhouse.
- 588
- 00:49:41,670 --> 00:49:44,422
- You know, it's funny.
- You don't strike me as a hamster person.
- 589
- 00:49:44,550 --> 00:49:47,686
- - Well, I am.
- - You seem more like a... a reptile person.
- 590
- 00:49:47,815 --> 00:49:49,861
- Do you like lizards?
- 591
- 00:49:51,238 --> 00:49:52,711
- I have a great selection
- of chameleons.
- 592
- 00:49:52,837 --> 00:49:54,821
- I don't want a chameleon.
- 593
- 00:49:56,358 --> 00:49:57,541
- Snakes.
- 594
- 00:49:57,669 --> 00:50:00,453
- That's it.
- You're a snake person.
- 595
- 00:50:01,413 --> 00:50:03,110
- Snakes eat hamsters.
- 596
- 00:50:03,238 --> 00:50:05,477
- You know, lots of people don't know
- what kind of pet person they are,
- 597
- 00:50:05,606 --> 00:50:07,526
- but I'm really good
- at this.
- 598
- 00:50:08,326 --> 00:50:10,630
- You know, you remind me
- a lot of my mother.
- 599
- 00:50:10,758 --> 00:50:12,101
- - Really?
- - Yeah.
- 600
- 00:50:12,229 --> 00:50:13,830
- She wasn't
- a good listener,
- 601
- 00:50:13,957 --> 00:50:16,997
- and she never knew
- when to shut the fuck up.
- 602
- 00:50:19,749 --> 00:50:21,094
- Thank you.
- 603
- 00:50:38,598 --> 00:50:40,166
- Here you go, fellas.
- 604
- 00:50:46,726 --> 00:50:47,749
- - Hi.
- - Hey.
- 605
- 00:50:47,878 --> 00:50:49,094
- Mr. Cringle.
- 606
- 00:50:49,222 --> 00:50:51,397
- We had a hell of a time
- finding this place.
- 607
- 00:50:51,526 --> 00:50:53,477
- Asked around town,
- but no one had a clue.
- 608
- 00:50:53,606 --> 00:50:55,975
- Yeah, as you can imagine,
- it has to be that way.
- 609
- 00:50:56,101 --> 00:50:57,286
- And we think
- it's a good thing.
- 610
- 00:50:57,414 --> 00:50:59,173
- Great thing.
- Yeah, I'm Lex Taylor.
- 611
- 00:50:59,302 --> 00:51:02,086
- - This is, uh, Carter Mapplethorpe.
- - I know who you are.
- 612
- 00:51:02,214 --> 00:51:04,263
- Right. They warned us
- about that.
- 613
- 00:51:04,390 --> 00:51:06,693
- Things were a little touch-and-go
- for a couple of years.
- 614
- 00:51:06,821 --> 00:51:08,326
- Weren't they, Carter?
- 615
- 00:51:10,597 --> 00:51:12,613
- Whoa, hey, hey.
- 616
- 00:51:12,742 --> 00:51:14,854
- Oh, that's Donner.
- He gets a mite nippy.
- 617
- 00:51:14,982 --> 00:51:17,446
- You're lucky it wasn't Blitzer.
- She'd tear your package right off.
- 618
- 00:51:17,574 --> 00:51:20,101
- Well, have a look around, fellas.
- 619
- 00:51:20,229 --> 00:51:21,958
- 7, my shop foreman,
- 620
- 00:51:22,085 --> 00:51:23,686
- will show you anything
- you might need to see.
- 621
- 00:51:23,815 --> 00:51:25,925
- We, uh, don't need to have
- a look around, Chris.
- 622
- 00:51:26,053 --> 00:51:28,550
- No, we've seen the numbers,
- we've seen the samples,
- 623
- 00:51:28,678 --> 00:51:30,438
- and the work you do
- is exceptional.
- 624
- 00:51:30,566 --> 00:51:33,733
- The military would like to procure
- your services on an annual basis.
- 625
- 00:51:33,862 --> 00:51:35,878
- Let's not get ahead
- of ourselves here.
- 626
- 00:51:36,006 --> 00:51:40,934
- We are prepared to guarantee
- your subsidization for 15 years.
- 627
- 00:51:41,670 --> 00:51:43,718
- I hear
- what you're saying,
- 628
- 00:51:43,846 --> 00:51:45,670
- but this is a one-time deal,
- gentlemen.
- 629
- 00:51:45,798 --> 00:51:49,190
- How about you wait until you get that
- check on the first of next month,
- 630
- 00:51:49,318 --> 00:51:52,454
- and then we'll see if you
- don't have a change of heart.
- 631
- 00:51:52,582 --> 00:51:53,990
- That's not gonna happen.
- 632
- 00:51:54,118 --> 00:51:57,030
- I appreciate your optimism,
- sir, I-I really do,
- 633
- 00:51:57,158 --> 00:52:00,038
- but with all due respect,
- I think both of us know
- 634
- 00:52:00,166 --> 00:52:03,558
- that there's a very good chance you're
- gonna end up right back here next year.
- 635
- 00:52:04,261 --> 00:52:05,670
- And then maybe,
- Mr. Cringle,
- 636
- 00:52:05,798 --> 00:52:09,061
- - the deal we offer won't be so sweet.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 637
- 00:52:09,958 --> 00:52:11,302
- I'll keep
- some axle grease handy
- 638
- 00:52:11,430 --> 00:52:13,638
- just in case
- I change my mind.
- 639
- 00:52:17,350 --> 00:52:18,246
- Okay.
- 640
- 00:52:44,006 --> 00:52:46,054
- <i>But will the president do that?</i>
- 641
- 00:52:46,182 --> 00:52:48,198
- <i>I think he already is.</i>
- 642
- 00:52:56,197 --> 00:52:58,149
- Sit tight.
- Be right back.
- 643
- 00:53:09,030 --> 00:53:10,597
- You get this
- for Christmas?
- 644
- 00:53:10,726 --> 00:53:12,902
- Yeah, Santa gave it to me.
- 645
- 00:53:14,630 --> 00:53:16,389
- You must be a good kid.
- 646
- 00:53:17,285 --> 00:53:18,886
- I guess so.
- 647
- 00:53:19,014 --> 00:53:22,438
- You know what I got for
- Christmas when I was your age?
- 648
- 00:53:25,798 --> 00:53:29,318
- You never forget the smell of
- burning flesh and menthols.
- 649
- 00:53:35,942 --> 00:53:37,926
- Give you
- a hundred bucks for it.
- 650
- 00:53:42,726 --> 00:53:43,750
- 150.
- 651
- 00:54:37,893 --> 00:54:40,038
- Your workers sure have
- healthy appetites.
- 652
- 00:54:41,765 --> 00:54:44,262
- You know, I can't help but think
- the smallness and discoloration
- 653
- 00:54:44,390 --> 00:54:47,174
- is a direct result of
- an inadequate diet.
- 654
- 00:54:47,302 --> 00:54:48,646
- Inadequate?
- 655
- 00:54:49,702 --> 00:54:50,822
- Please elaborate.
- 656
- 00:54:50,950 --> 00:54:52,966
- Well, I think
- what you need is some...
- 657
- 00:54:53,094 --> 00:54:55,910
- protein, vegetables, fiber.
- 658
- 00:54:56,038 --> 00:54:59,814
- I bet if we gave some
- real food to these people,
- 659
- 00:54:59,941 --> 00:55:01,989
- they would shoot up
- like bean stalks.
- 660
- 00:55:02,118 --> 00:55:05,733
- Captain, we have discovered the most
- efficient and productive way to eat
- 661
- 00:55:05,862 --> 00:55:07,749
- is simple carbs
- and sugars
- 662
- 00:55:07,878 --> 00:55:08,806
- six times a day.
- 663
- 00:55:08,934 --> 00:55:10,790
- But that's unnatural.
- 664
- 00:55:10,918 --> 00:55:12,774
- The body needs
- four food groups,
- 665
- 00:55:12,902 --> 00:55:15,526
- regular exercise,
- a minimum of six hours of sleep.
- 666
- 00:55:15,654 --> 00:55:19,622
- Oh, every elf takes a 20-minute
- nap every eight hours.
- 667
- 00:55:19,750 --> 00:55:23,622
- That keeps our bodies fresh and allows
- us to work on a 24-hour rotation.
- 668
- 00:55:24,230 --> 00:55:25,830
- How long can you keep that up?
- 669
- 00:55:25,958 --> 00:55:27,174
- Indefinitely.
- 670
- 00:55:27,302 --> 00:55:29,733
- It's why elves live
- much longer than humans.
- 671
- 00:55:31,942 --> 00:55:34,662
- - And Chris? He does the same?
- - No.
- 672
- 00:55:34,790 --> 00:55:37,157
- It's the giving
- that keeps him young.
- 673
- 00:57:26,758 --> 00:57:30,278
- Thought I'd head into town
- tomorrow to check the PO box.
- 674
- 00:57:31,430 --> 00:57:34,118
- I'm gonna feel a lot better
- with that check in my hand.
- 675
- 00:57:34,246 --> 00:57:35,910
- I'm with you there.
- 676
- 00:57:37,318 --> 00:57:39,558
- Thanks for these.
- 677
- 00:57:40,134 --> 00:57:42,725
- We have each other's backs.
- 678
- 00:57:42,854 --> 00:57:44,741
- That's how this works.
- 679
- 00:57:44,870 --> 00:57:48,358
- Remember when my baking went
- through the vegan, sugar-free phase?
- 680
- 00:57:48,485 --> 00:57:49,478
- Oh, yeah.
- 681
- 00:57:50,053 --> 00:57:51,718
- I was lucky
- to survive it.
- 682
- 00:57:51,878 --> 00:57:53,733
- Must've lost 12 pounds.
- 683
- 00:57:53,862 --> 00:57:57,702
- But you told me, even though you knew
- I wouldn't be thrilled to hear it.
- 684
- 00:57:57,829 --> 00:58:00,486
- That may have been more of
- a self-preservation thing.
- 685
- 00:58:00,613 --> 00:58:05,413
- Point is, we both have
- good days and bad days.
- 686
- 00:58:05,542 --> 00:58:08,678
- We disagree.
- We tick each other off.
- 687
- 00:58:08,806 --> 00:58:12,775
- Like when you come into the house
- dripping sweat all over the floor,
- 688
- 00:58:12,902 --> 00:58:16,390
- using my good towels
- for sweat rags.
- 689
- 00:58:18,726 --> 00:58:20,487
- But I love you.
- 690
- 00:58:20,613 --> 00:58:22,181
- So we figure it out,
- 691
- 00:58:22,310 --> 00:58:24,230
- we work through it,
- 692
- 00:58:24,358 --> 00:58:26,117
- we lift each other up.
- 693
- 00:58:28,966 --> 00:58:32,198
- - I'm feeling downright inspired.
- - Good!
- 694
- 00:58:32,326 --> 00:58:34,951
- Let's hope that inspiration
- starts with a shower.
- 695
- 00:58:35,078 --> 00:58:36,614
- Mm. That... That bad?
- 696
- 00:58:36,742 --> 00:58:38,438
- Yes.
- 697
- 00:58:38,566 --> 00:58:39,526
- - Really?
- - Hmm.
- 698
- 00:58:39,655 --> 00:58:40,998
- - No chance?
- - Oh, God.
- 699
- 00:58:41,125 --> 00:58:42,949
- I got to talk you into this?
- 700
- 00:58:43,078 --> 00:58:45,606
- - How about I... Oh, okay. All right.
- - Just... Just go. Go.
- 701
- 00:59:07,527 --> 00:59:09,478
- Afternoon.
- 702
- 00:59:09,606 --> 00:59:11,558
- Hope the new year
- is treating you well.
- 703
- 00:59:11,686 --> 00:59:15,077
- Only a couple of days in,
- but I'm optimistic.
- 704
- 00:59:23,206 --> 00:59:25,541
- Can I help you
- with anything?
- 705
- 00:59:25,671 --> 00:59:27,205
- Yeah.
- 706
- 00:59:28,006 --> 00:59:29,733
- I'm, uh...
- 707
- 00:59:30,598 --> 00:59:32,646
- looking for
- a friend of mine.
- 708
- 00:59:33,351 --> 00:59:34,471
- This is his box.
- 709
- 00:59:34,597 --> 00:59:36,295
- What box you lookin' at?
- 710
- 00:59:36,422 --> 00:59:37,669
- 323.
- 711
- 00:59:37,798 --> 00:59:39,207
- You a friend of Chris's?
- 712
- 00:59:39,333 --> 00:59:41,031
- Yeah.
- 713
- 00:59:41,158 --> 00:59:44,838
- Yeah, we, uh, we did some
- business a couple of years back.
- 714
- 00:59:44,967 --> 00:59:47,302
- Wanted to look him up,
- but I misplaced his contact information.
- 715
- 00:59:47,429 --> 00:59:49,062
- I was hoping maybe
- you could help me out.
- 716
- 00:59:49,189 --> 00:59:52,198
- Well, sadly, don't think
- I'm gonna be able to.
- 717
- 00:59:55,717 --> 00:59:57,190
- Really?
- 718
- 00:59:58,629 --> 01:00:00,422
- Oh, that's, uh...
- 719
- 01:00:01,158 --> 01:00:02,598
- that's very disappointing.
- 720
- 01:00:02,725 --> 01:00:04,231
- I've come a long way.
- 721
- 01:00:05,222 --> 01:00:09,574
- No, can't say he ever gave us
- any contact information.
- 722
- 01:00:10,502 --> 01:00:12,389
- You don't even have
- his last name?
- 723
- 01:00:12,518 --> 01:00:15,174
- Been that way
- since I can recall.
- 724
- 01:00:17,125 --> 01:00:19,717
- - Hey, there, Sandy.
- - Hey, Herman.
- 725
- 01:00:19,846 --> 01:00:22,022
- I gotta get this thing
- out to Palm Beach double-time.
- 726
- 01:00:22,150 --> 01:00:24,517
- Hold on a sec
- while I help this gentleman.
- 727
- 01:00:24,646 --> 01:00:26,437
- Let's have you
- leave a message.
- 728
- 01:00:26,566 --> 01:00:28,102
- Chris comes in
- every couple of days.
- 729
- 01:00:28,231 --> 01:00:29,798
- That's all right.
- 730
- 01:00:31,781 --> 01:00:35,109
- Say, does, uh,
- Chris still drive that green Chevy?
- 731
- 01:00:35,686 --> 01:00:37,606
- - Red Ford.
- - Right.
- 732
- 01:00:37,735 --> 01:00:39,173
- I meant Ford.
- 733
- 01:00:50,725 --> 01:00:52,870
- I don't like duck canvas.
- 734
- 01:00:53,478 --> 01:00:56,166
- Way too much going on.
- 735
- 01:00:56,293 --> 01:00:59,238
- Too many sticks.
- I'm not a fucking tree.
- 736
- 01:01:00,037 --> 01:01:01,575
- Too puffy.
- 737
- 01:01:02,118 --> 01:01:04,102
- Tan makes me look fat.
- 738
- 01:01:04,229 --> 01:01:06,278
- Green is fucking stupid.
- 739
- 01:01:07,142 --> 01:01:09,286
- Maybe you could give me some idea
- 740
- 01:01:09,415 --> 01:01:11,557
- of what
- you're looking for.
- 741
- 01:01:14,151 --> 01:01:15,301
- What about that one?
- 742
- 01:01:15,429 --> 01:01:16,902
- Great coat.
- 743
- 01:01:17,031 --> 01:01:20,229
- I can see you're a man who
- appreciates a quality garment.
- 744
- 01:01:21,574 --> 01:01:22,469
- Hmm.
- 745
- 01:02:00,421 --> 01:02:01,990
- <i>Yeah.</i>
- 746
- 01:02:02,118 --> 01:02:04,102
- Status report.
- 747
- 01:02:04,231 --> 01:02:06,662
- Getting warmer,
- so to speak.
- 748
- 01:02:07,782 --> 01:02:08,838
- <i>I was thinking.</i>
- 749
- 01:02:08,966 --> 01:02:12,711
- I'm putting a lot
- into this venture financially,
- 750
- 01:02:12,838 --> 01:02:14,470
- and I'd like
- to retain a keepsake.
- 751
- 01:02:14,598 --> 01:02:16,358
- What did you have in mind?
- 752
- 01:02:17,926 --> 01:02:19,462
- I want the big man's head.
- 753
- 01:02:19,591 --> 01:02:22,119
- <i>That could be problematic.</i>
- 754
- 01:02:22,246 --> 01:02:25,862
- - Are you saying no?
- - I'm saying that it's not practical.
- 755
- 01:02:26,629 --> 01:02:28,038
- Severed heads are fickle.
- 756
- 01:02:28,166 --> 01:02:30,982
- They rot, they mold,
- they smell.
- 757
- 01:02:31,111 --> 01:02:34,981
- It's a multi-day trip across two international
- borders and several state lines,
- 758
- 01:02:35,109 --> 01:02:37,989
- which means a sizable cooler,
- frequent stops
- 759
- 01:02:38,117 --> 01:02:40,711
- and putting myself
- at considerable risk.
- 760
- 01:02:40,837 --> 01:02:42,822
- And I don't do that
- for anyone.
- 761
- 01:02:43,749 --> 01:02:44,965
- Then I want his beard.
- 762
- 01:02:45,094 --> 01:02:48,198
- I'm not shaving off
- a dead man's beard.
- 763
- 01:02:50,055 --> 01:02:52,935
- How about some, uh...
- some sleigh bells?
- 764
- 01:02:53,062 --> 01:02:54,469
- No.
- 765
- 01:02:55,141 --> 01:02:56,838
- Okay. Uh...
- 766
- 01:02:57,862 --> 01:02:59,269
- What about his coat?
- 767
- 01:03:00,133 --> 01:03:02,631
- Fine.
- Bring the coat.
- 768
- 01:03:02,758 --> 01:03:04,069
- Great.
- 769
- 01:03:04,198 --> 01:03:06,149
- All right, I gotta go
- back to work now.
- 770
- 01:03:06,279 --> 01:03:08,262
- Keep me abreast
- of your progress.
- 771
- 01:03:10,629 --> 01:03:12,039
- You fucking prick.
- 772
- 01:03:55,813 --> 01:03:57,829
- Hey, Sandy.
- How's the day?
- 773
- 01:03:57,958 --> 01:03:59,461
- What's got you
- in such a good mood?
- 774
- 01:03:59,589 --> 01:04:01,669
- Well, I found
- something I lost.
- 775
- 01:04:01,798 --> 01:04:05,638
- - Hmm.
- - Uh, it's too early for all of that.
- 776
- 01:04:05,766 --> 01:04:08,166
- - Well, then what'll you have?
- - I just dropped in to say hello.
- 777
- 01:04:08,293 --> 01:04:11,463
- And if it's not too much trouble,
- maybe a glass of milk for the road.
- 778
- 01:04:11,590 --> 01:04:13,735
- - Milk.
- - Yep.
- 779
- 01:04:14,695 --> 01:04:17,766
- - Want me to warm it up for you?
- - That'd be nice.
- 780
- 01:04:31,206 --> 01:04:32,775
- Oh, man.
- 781
- 01:04:54,533 --> 01:04:56,710
- - Hey, Chris.
- - Hey, Herman. How you doing?
- 782
- 01:04:57,926 --> 01:04:59,622
- I'm good.
- 783
- 01:05:00,838 --> 01:05:03,142
- Now, Chris, there was a guy
- in here looking for you.
- 784
- 01:05:03,270 --> 01:05:05,478
- - Oh, yeah?
- - Out-of-towner.
- 785
- 01:05:07,270 --> 01:05:08,326
- Ah.
- 786
- 01:05:09,893 --> 01:05:11,878
- Fancy suit?
- Government-type?
- 787
- 01:05:12,006 --> 01:05:14,725
- - Couldn't find his ass in the seat of his pants?
- - Yep, that's him.
- 788
- 01:05:14,854 --> 01:05:17,253
- - Yeah, I'm working with him.
- - That's what he said.
- 789
- 01:05:17,381 --> 01:05:20,197
- Hmm.
- Well, thanks, Herman.
- 790
- 01:05:20,326 --> 01:05:22,503
- You have a good one.
- 791
- 01:05:22,630 --> 01:05:24,293
- You, too, Chris.
- 792
- 01:07:25,574 --> 01:07:28,518
- - Is Captain Jacobs down below?
- - Yes, sir, he is.
- 793
- 01:07:54,982 --> 01:07:56,741
- "We'd like to extend
- our sincerest apologies.
- 794
- 01:07:56,870 --> 01:07:58,661
- Christine Crawford
- has admitted she cheated.
- 795
- 01:07:58,790 --> 01:08:01,670
- Enclosed is the award
- for first place."
- 796
- 01:08:41,701 --> 01:08:43,142
- Fuck.
- 797
- 01:08:53,926 --> 01:08:56,902
- - I'm actually looking forward to seeing my ex-wife.
- - What?
- 798
- 01:08:57,030 --> 01:09:00,101
- - Yeah, I think we're gonna get back together.
- - You're brave, man.
- 799
- 01:09:00,230 --> 01:09:01,925
- Yeah.
- 800
- 01:09:02,726 --> 01:09:04,422
- What the hell was that?
- 801
- 01:09:12,870 --> 01:09:14,118
- It's a ski.
- 802
- 01:09:24,069 --> 01:09:25,414
- Dennis.
- 803
- 01:09:47,077 --> 01:09:48,678
- How'd it go?
- 804
- 01:09:50,694 --> 01:09:52,230
- I got it.
- 805
- 01:09:55,334 --> 01:09:56,838
- How's that knittin' going?
- 806
- 01:09:57,318 --> 01:09:58,438
- Done.
- 807
- 01:09:58,565 --> 01:10:02,534
- Well, it seems like
- an opportune time
- 808
- 01:10:02,662 --> 01:10:05,766
- to try it out,
- don't you think?
- 809
- 01:10:05,894 --> 01:10:08,165
- - Right now?
- - Why not?
- 810
- 01:10:09,222 --> 01:10:11,334
- Got some heft.
- 811
- 01:10:12,933 --> 01:10:14,342
- Ah.
- 812
- 01:10:17,222 --> 01:10:19,238
- - Now...
- - Ooh.
- 813
- 01:10:20,198 --> 01:10:21,605
- Ah.
- 814
- 01:10:22,406 --> 01:10:23,525
- Fine work.
- 815
- 01:10:23,654 --> 01:10:25,606
- A slight miscalculation.
- 816
- 01:10:26,566 --> 01:10:29,030
- Probably a little
- stress-knitting.
- 817
- 01:10:29,158 --> 01:10:31,141
- Oh, we always wanted
- a bigger bed.
- 818
- 01:10:32,101 --> 01:10:34,021
- There's the man I married.
- 819
- 01:10:35,109 --> 01:10:37,606
- Ruthie,
- I want to apologize.
- 820
- 01:10:39,398 --> 01:10:42,886
- I lost perspective and lately,
- I've been a little...
- 821
- 01:10:43,814 --> 01:10:47,174
- self-absorbed and not much
- of a partner to you.
- 822
- 01:10:47,974 --> 01:10:50,405
- There's been a lot of talk
- about quitting,
- 823
- 01:10:50,534 --> 01:10:52,358
- and, well,
- that's not who we are.
- 824
- 01:10:53,190 --> 01:10:54,726
- Or, it's not who I am
- and...
- 825
- 01:10:55,622 --> 01:10:56,454
- I'm sorry.
- 826
- 01:10:56,582 --> 01:10:59,462
- We've been at this
- a long time, love.
- 827
- 01:10:59,590 --> 01:11:00,518
- This isn't easy.
- 828
- 01:11:00,646 --> 01:11:02,310
- We knew it wouldn't be
- when we started.
- 829
- 01:11:02,438 --> 01:11:04,806
- I guess I just let it
- get away from me.
- 830
- 01:11:04,934 --> 01:11:07,110
- Then let's take it back.
- 831
- 01:11:07,238 --> 01:11:09,126
- We need to do that.
- 832
- 01:11:13,126 --> 01:11:14,246
- You found me.
- 833
- 01:11:14,373 --> 01:11:15,622
- <i>This is Captain Jacobs,
- over.</i>
- 834
- 01:11:15,750 --> 01:11:17,349
- What can I do for you,
- Captain?
- 835
- 01:11:17,478 --> 01:11:19,718
- <i>I just followed up with the
- brass on your supply requests.</i>
- 836
- 01:11:19,846 --> 01:11:21,445
- <i>Had them put
- a double-time on it.</i>
- 837
- 01:11:21,574 --> 01:11:22,598
- Good.
- 838
- 01:11:22,726 --> 01:11:23,717
- <i>Say again?</i>
- 839
- 01:11:24,550 --> 01:11:27,526
- - Affirmative.
- - <i>Copy that. Over and out.</i>
- 840
- 01:11:27,654 --> 01:11:29,318
- - Come here.
- - Why?
- 841
- 01:11:29,446 --> 01:11:32,230
- Well, maybe I just
- want to embrace my wife.
- 842
- 01:11:32,357 --> 01:11:34,054
- - Oh, is that all?
- - Hmm.
- 843
- 01:11:34,182 --> 01:11:35,686
- What's wrong with that,
- Mrs. Cringle?
- 844
- 01:11:35,814 --> 01:11:38,150
- I thought you wanted me
- to mend your bag.
- 845
- 01:11:38,278 --> 01:11:39,941
- Yeah, I do.
- 846
- 01:11:40,070 --> 01:11:41,798
- But, um, later.
- 847
- 01:13:05,318 --> 01:13:08,230
- What are you thinking?
- 848
- 01:13:08,357 --> 01:13:10,471
- I'm thinking,
- 849
- 01:13:10,598 --> 01:13:13,702
- you know, the good
- does outweigh the bad.
- 850
- 01:13:13,830 --> 01:13:15,014
- Mm-hmm.
- 851
- 01:14:14,374 --> 01:14:15,430
- Hey.
- 852
- 01:14:19,686 --> 01:14:21,062
- Hey.
- 853
- 01:14:22,085 --> 01:14:23,558
- Hey, uh...
- 854
- 01:14:24,549 --> 01:14:26,662
- Just take it easy,
- little fella.
- 855
- 01:14:26,790 --> 01:14:28,326
- Okay?
- 856
- 01:14:29,446 --> 01:14:31,525
- That's not a toy.
- 857
- 01:14:32,358 --> 01:14:34,213
- You one of
- Captain Jacobs's men?
- 858
- 01:14:34,342 --> 01:14:37,222
- Yes, I am. I'm one
- of Captain Jacobs's men.
- 859
- 01:14:37,831 --> 01:14:39,942
- So put it down
- on the ground.
- 860
- 01:14:40,421 --> 01:14:41,766
- Right now.
- 861
- 01:14:49,351 --> 01:14:50,854
- What's this?
- 862
- 01:14:50,981 --> 01:14:52,135
- I have no idea.
- 863
- 01:14:52,262 --> 01:14:54,950
- What's going on?
- 864
- 01:15:04,711 --> 01:15:06,214
- Oh, shit.
- 865
- 01:15:08,102 --> 01:15:11,814
- Pressure, Henshaw.
- Press down on it, son.
- 866
- 01:15:19,846 --> 01:15:21,574
- Where's Chris?
- 867
- 01:15:25,606 --> 01:15:26,949
- Shit.
- 868
- 01:15:31,942 --> 01:15:34,118
- - Hey, hey, hey. What's going on?
- - They're shooting.
- 869
- 01:15:34,246 --> 01:15:35,782
- - Who is? The soldiers?
- - I-I don't know.
- 870
- 01:15:35,909 --> 01:15:38,629
- Go. I'm initiating
- barricade protocol yellow!
- 871
- 01:15:38,758 --> 01:15:41,605
- - Get into the domestic wing!
- - Go, go, go!
- 872
- 01:15:41,734 --> 01:15:44,518
- Dobson, McCranie, Phillips.
- 873
- 01:15:44,645 --> 01:15:45,670
- We are under fire.
- 874
- 01:15:45,798 --> 01:15:48,389
- - Aaron, Sophie, doors, right now.
- - Stay close.
- 875
- 01:16:07,173 --> 01:16:09,895
- 7, you all get your asses
- ready to move.
- 876
- 01:16:10,022 --> 01:16:11,302
- I'm getting you
- outta here.
- 877
- 01:16:22,693 --> 01:16:23,589
- Go, go, go!
- 878
- 01:16:31,911 --> 01:16:34,053
- 7! 7!
- 879
- 01:16:34,182 --> 01:16:35,558
- Get over here!
- Come on!
- 880
- 01:16:38,405 --> 01:16:39,655
- 7!
- 881
- 01:16:39,782 --> 01:16:41,446
- 7, where are you going?
- 882
- 01:16:42,886 --> 01:16:45,029
- Oh, what now?
- 883
- 01:16:45,158 --> 01:16:46,533
- All right. Yeah?
- 884
- 01:16:46,662 --> 01:16:48,070
- <i>Chris!
- We're under attack!</i>
- 885
- 01:16:48,198 --> 01:16:49,829
- - 7?
- - <i>Chris!</i>
- 886
- 01:17:00,742 --> 01:17:03,046
- I'll take the Walker too.
- 887
- 01:17:07,846 --> 01:17:10,949
- Go, go, go, go!
- 888
- 01:17:20,326 --> 01:17:21,991
- Come on! Come on!
- 889
- 01:17:22,117 --> 01:17:23,686
- Close the door!
- 890
- 01:17:25,957 --> 01:17:28,294
- Come on! Go! Go! Go!
- 891
- 01:17:56,613 --> 01:17:58,150
- Fuck!
- 892
- 01:18:25,446 --> 01:18:27,653
- That's enough!
- 893
- 01:18:53,991 --> 01:18:55,558
- Jonathan Miller.
- 894
- 01:18:56,422 --> 01:18:58,373
- You twisted child.
- 895
- 01:19:01,446 --> 01:19:04,359
- And I always thought
- you forgot about me.
- 896
- 01:19:12,549 --> 01:19:14,086
- You remember this?
- 897
- 01:19:15,622 --> 01:19:18,918
- This was the only goddamn
- thing you ever got me.
- 898
- 01:19:29,382 --> 01:19:34,054
- After all the times
- that I wrote you.
- 899
- 01:19:37,990 --> 01:19:39,653
- I'm sorry, son.
- 900
- 01:19:42,151 --> 01:19:44,453
- There are limits
- to what I can do.
- 901
- 01:19:46,213 --> 01:19:48,646
- I couldn't replace
- your parents.
- 902
- 01:19:51,205 --> 01:19:52,455
- Yeah.
- 903
- 01:19:53,478 --> 01:19:54,789
- You couldn't.
- 904
- 01:19:58,215 --> 01:20:00,006
- Well, here we are.
- 905
- 01:20:02,533 --> 01:20:06,469
- I've come for your head,
- fat man!
- 906
- 01:20:09,382 --> 01:20:11,141
- You think
- you're the first?
- 907
- 01:20:14,021 --> 01:20:17,829
- You think I got this job
- because I'm fat and jolly?
- 908
- 01:23:05,286 --> 01:23:07,143
- Stop now! Stop!
- 909
- 01:23:07,270 --> 01:23:08,677
- It's over.
- 910
- 01:25:20,678 --> 01:25:21,734
- I'm sorry.
- 911
- 01:25:49,478 --> 01:25:50,917
- Chris?
- 912
- 01:25:52,326 --> 01:25:54,118
- Chris, love?
- 913
- 01:25:59,302 --> 01:26:02,405
- It's okay.
- Just try and relax.
- 914
- 01:26:55,910 --> 01:26:57,254
- Helga!
- 915
- 01:26:58,310 --> 01:27:01,029
- I'll be working in my room
- for the rest of the evening,
- 916
- 01:27:01,158 --> 01:27:03,142
- so no interruptions.
- 917
- 01:27:03,270 --> 01:27:04,326
- Yes, Mr. Wenan.
- 918
- 01:27:04,454 --> 01:27:06,918
- Why are you calling me
- about this now?
- 919
- 01:27:07,045 --> 01:27:09,478
- How can there be
- that much missing?
- 920
- 01:27:09,606 --> 01:27:12,134
- Oh, I want this tracked.
- 921
- 01:27:12,262 --> 01:27:15,014
- Find out where
- it was cashed.
- 922
- 01:27:15,142 --> 01:27:17,094
- Then check my signatures.
- 923
- 01:27:17,221 --> 01:27:21,093
- Call the bank. Tell them to
- keep an eye on all my accounts.
- 924
- 01:27:21,222 --> 01:27:24,742
- If there's a rat,
- I want to snap its little neck.
- 925
- 01:27:47,206 --> 01:27:49,126
- We'll see
- who catches the rat.
- 926
- 01:28:02,502 --> 01:28:06,342
- Damn it, Helga.
- I said no interruptions.
- 927
- 01:28:08,102 --> 01:28:12,038
- Don't you speak English?
- I said stay out.
- 928
- 01:28:13,989 --> 01:28:15,526
- Who the hell are you?
- 929
- 01:28:16,486 --> 01:28:17,926
- I'm Ruth.
- 930
- 01:28:18,949 --> 01:28:21,542
- And this is Chris.
- 931
- 01:28:32,582 --> 01:28:34,534
- Billy.
- 932
- 01:28:35,558 --> 01:28:36,933
- Well...
- 933
- 01:28:38,118 --> 01:28:40,262
- I can't say
- I'm surprised.
- 934
- 01:28:41,446 --> 01:28:43,045
- Mmm.
- 935
- 01:28:52,134 --> 01:28:54,726
- Yeah. Fentanyl.
- 936
- 01:28:55,558 --> 01:28:57,414
- That'll get the job done.
- 937
- 01:29:03,686 --> 01:29:05,702
- This is partly my fault.
- 938
- 01:29:06,854 --> 01:29:10,310
- You know, I just haven't quite
- been myself lately, have I, dear?
- 939
- 01:29:10,438 --> 01:29:11,845
- Mm-mmm.
- 940
- 01:29:12,646 --> 01:29:15,974
- But the time has come
- to turn things around.
- 941
- 01:29:16,645 --> 01:29:19,781
- I've decided to be proactive.
- 942
- 01:29:21,286 --> 01:29:23,206
- And it starts with you.
- 943
- 01:29:26,982 --> 01:29:29,477
- Ow. Ow. Ow.
- 944
- 01:29:31,397 --> 01:29:32,709
- Ow.
- 945
- 01:29:55,974 --> 01:29:58,150
- Now look at me, child.
- 946
- 01:30:01,190 --> 01:30:03,558
- I said look at me.
- 947
- 01:30:04,838 --> 01:30:08,007
- A wicked soul
- bent on bloodshed
- 948
- 01:30:08,133 --> 01:30:09,862
- was sent
- to collect my head.
- 949
- 01:30:09,991 --> 01:30:15,846
- Like you, he thought he lived
- outside of morals and consequence.
- 950
- 01:30:17,477 --> 01:30:20,646
- He is now buried
- with his lack of reverence.
- 951
- 01:30:21,766 --> 01:30:24,005
- One more time,
- Billy Wenan,
- 952
- 01:30:24,134 --> 01:30:26,086
- once more,
- 953
- 01:30:26,215 --> 01:30:29,605
- and you'll be getting more
- than coal in your stocking.
- 954
- 01:30:30,725 --> 01:30:33,542
- If your grandmother
- meets an early grave,
- 955
- 01:30:34,405 --> 01:30:38,022
- if Christine Crawford
- suffers so much as a cold,
- 956
- 01:30:38,149 --> 01:30:43,397
- if anybody that crosses your path is made
- to feel less or lower because of you...
- 957
- 01:30:44,742 --> 01:30:46,533
- I'm coming back.
- 958
- 01:30:48,166 --> 01:30:52,709
- I'll come while you sleep
- and rip you from your covers.
- 959
- 01:30:52,838 --> 01:30:57,766
- By my hand, you will know the
- consequence of your actions.
- 960
- 01:31:00,133 --> 01:31:02,214
- So don't screw it up.
- 961
- 01:31:06,054 --> 01:31:09,286
- The fat man's
- got his eye on you, kid.
- 962
- 01:31:41,031 --> 01:31:42,373
- Mmm.
- 963
- 01:32:04,678 --> 01:32:06,790
- Why don't you all take 15?
- 964
- 01:32:06,918 --> 01:32:08,805
- Uh, I'd really
- rather not.
- 965
- 01:32:08,935 --> 01:32:10,982
- I wasn't asking.
- 966
- 01:32:11,109 --> 01:32:12,646
- If there's one thing
- I've learned, 7,
- 967
- 01:32:12,775 --> 01:32:14,822
- it's never argue with
- a woman gifting cookies.
- 968
- 01:32:14,949 --> 01:32:17,766
- Oh, I'll tell the crew
- we're on a break.
- 969
- 01:32:17,893 --> 01:32:20,487
- Yeah. I'll take one of
- those, if you don't mind.
- 970
- 01:32:20,613 --> 01:32:22,789
- Aren't you supposed
- to be taking it easy?
- 971
- 01:32:22,918 --> 01:32:24,038
- I am.
- 972
- 01:32:29,478 --> 01:32:32,871
- We'll have this place up in no
- time, bigger and better than before.
- 973
- 01:32:32,998 --> 01:32:34,630
- And we're gonna
- keep it that way.
- 974
- 01:32:34,758 --> 01:32:36,325
- We are.
- 975
- 01:32:37,062 --> 01:32:38,917
- Lovely.
- 976
- 01:32:50,209 --> 01:32:55,209
- Subtitles by explosiveskull
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