Dry Bowser's Sweet Kingdom Blast

Dry Bowser didn't expect himself to be on the run from four other racers obsessed with throwing bombs at him. In fact, this was made to be even more of a predicament as it happened in the sweetest place of them all... the Sweet Sweet Kingdom.

"Damn it, why do I always find myself in these situations...?" Dry Bowser questioned himself as he went around a spiral mountain made of pancakes, dodging some bombs chucked his way. "Is there some sort of cosmic joking about this?"

Dry Bowser could hear the giggling of the Animal Crossing villager girl, the pink haired human innocently waving as she chucked more green colored bombs at him, causing big green explosions. Dry Bowser snarled as he rode on his Bone Rattler ATV, being blasted high into the sky from a yellow explosion caused by Bowser Junior, who laughed triumphantly as he finally managed to get his bony relative.

Dry Bowser: (sighs as he breaks apart yet again) Should I be remotely shocked...?

Dry Bowser landed flat on the puddle of strawberry shortcake, being poured on by sweet ice cream as he readjusted himself, swiftly dodging some red bombs chucked at him by an orange colored Inkling girl, who seemed disappointed as she went to get more bombs. Dry Bowser essentially came across Petey Piranha snoozing on the tower of waffles nearby, waking him up just in time as he was going to get blasted by an eager Toadsworth, who was eager to blow up anybody. Dry Bowser then poked at Petey, who roared as he snatched the bomb and crushed it in his leaves, barfing brown goop on Toadsworth as Petey did it to the other three racers, going back to snoozing. Dry Bowser sighed of relief as he thanked Petey in advance, proceeding to zip around the sugary landscape in search for a possible exit.