Rainbow Chaste (WIP)

>Day etcetera in Equestria.
>Today's a special day, the most special day of the year!
>Because it's yours and Rainbow's one-year anniversary!
>Or at least you're saying it is. Honestly, you don't know how long Dash thinks you've been dating for.
>You only found out you were an item when she brought you to see her parents and she introduced you as her coltfriend.
>Before then, you two were just super cool bros. You'd hang together, work out together, eat together, have awesome sleepovers....
>It was fucking great.
>And none of that's changed; she's still as cool as always, but now you kinda feel you two should be... Doing more.
>See, Rainbow apparently had one hell of an upbringing. Meaning she literally knows nothing about romantic relationships.
>She doesn't know what kissing is, cuddling is just a neat thing to do with friends, and "love" is still a word that makes her blush and stammer like a teenager.
>Christ, Rainbow doesn't even know where babies come from. She assumed dicks and vaginas were only for peeing, and foals are the product of love magic.
>But today... You're gonna turn this franchise around.
>Because for your anniversary, you're going to get a kiss if it kills you.
>You see Rainbow coming into view as you walk through town. You don't live together yet, but you two always meet at the bench by the town fountain. She's sitting there, idly kicking her hind hooves under the seat. But when your eyes meet, she leaps up and waves frantically to you.
>"Yo Anon!"
>You smile and point at her as you approach. Even though Dash doesn't do any romantic stuff, you can tell by the way she's instantly so amped up when she sees you that she really cares.
"What's up, Dash?"
>She excitedly circles around you in the air, kicking her forelegs.
>"Ooh, not too much. Just getting ready to have the BEST ANNIVERSARY EVER!"
"And first anniversary."
>"Yeah-well, first and BEST!"
>You chuckle pat her side. Rainbow gasps and eyes you suspiciously.
>"... You're not trying to get me, are ya?"
"Huh? Nono, if I was trying to get you, you'd been gotten."
>Once upon a time, you and Dash were roughhousing, and she used her super speed to evade your grasp until you gave up.
>To this day, you've only ever really had her in your clutches once. Every other time she's seen or felt you reaching for her, she goes into game mode and zips away from your reach.
>First it was funny, then it was annoying, now it's just cute. Another dysfunctional part of your relationship to love.
>She continues to eye you warily before scoffing.
>"Heh, yeah, sure. We both know who's the tag champ in this relationship."
>You flash her a devious smile and wiggle your brow.
"I'm just lulling you into a false sense of security."