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- Kris decided to buy ice cream for him and Ralsei, so the two went to the local ice cream parlor. Kris told Ralsei to tell the nice man behind the counter what flavor he wanted, and Ralsei's eyes lit up as he immediately announced that he wanted pinecone flavor without hesitation. The man said "uhh, what was that kid?" and Ralsei again said that he wanted pinecone flavor. When the man gave a confused look and said that they didn't have pinecone flavor, Ralsei started crying.
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- Ralsei went to the supermarket with Kris and the two came across a man giving away free samples of a new brownie product. Ralsei kept asking if he could please eat the brownies as the somewhat-annoyed man explained that "yes, they're free, uh, sir." Ralsei then beamed with excitement before immediately starting to scoop up brownies with both hands and shovel them into his mouth at a rapid pace, seemingly not even chewing as he continued to force them in. The man giving the samples then yelled at him, upon which Ralsei threw up brownie goo all over the floor and started crying.
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- You bought some raw chicken breast and stored it in the fridge, planning to make homemade chicken nuggets for Ralsei. But the next day, you came home from work to find the package empty, and Ralsei sitting on the couch thanking you for the "slimy food". Three or four hours later, you noticed Ralsei start to shift uncomfortably and grip his stomach, repeating that he didn't feel very good. That was yesterday and Ralsei's been lying in the bathtub crying and throwing up ever since, while repeatedly proclaiming that he never wants to eat slimy food again.
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- Ralsei stole your credit card and completely drained your account by buying 337 organic avocados and a sombrero. When you confronted him, he started crying and repeatedly saying "guacamole time".
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- You took Ralsei to a local burger joint for a quick and tasty meal. You were both sitting together at a table and waiting to be served, but then you turned around for one second, and when you turned back, you found that Ralsei was missing. A moment later, you heard yelling coming from the kitchen, and walked over to the service counter to investigate. From there you saw a guilty and very swollen-looking Ralsei crying while being berated by several incredulous employees. Upon asking what had happened, they informed you that Ralsei had somehow upended the deep fryer from the wall and chugged all of the boiling oil.
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- Ralsei sat in the middle of a JCPenney's, eating an entire jar of peanut butter with his fingers while shoppers awkwardly tried to step around him to get to the jeans aisle. Upon being asked by an employee to leave, Ralsei started crying and repeating "peegnut bubba".
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