1. Don't talk about #mafia.
2. Because #xkcdmafia is better.
3. Thingy must be derided whenever possible, and often when it's not.
4. Bastard Mods, do not trust: Nar, Entropy, Brooklynxman (he will tell you when he is a bastard, but it will sew such distrust, it's like a double bastard).
5. Lurkers. Always.
6. Brook is always evil. Ignore the goatee or lack thereof. ALWAYS.
7. Brooklynxman (I get 7. Even in the rules).
8. Make amt scream BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK. Just do it.
9: AMT IS an owl, do not question this.
10. Someone logged it.
10. a. No exceptions.
10. b. If you edit the logs, they will catch you.
11. Four players equals no lynch. Every time.
11. a. Unless Brooklynxman is modding. Beware.
12. Satellite channels.
13. mibbit ID's starting in 440 are Entropy. All new users must be checked.
14. Normal times to go to bed: local 4am or later.
15. Massping whenever you want to start a game. Alternatively, start a game in order to mass ping.
16. Non sequitur.
17. It is always party time. Always. There is no exception. Saying it is not party time is a kickable offense, and will be treated as such. You will also be lynched. And nightkilled. It's party time, got it?
18. Smileys XD <.< >.>
19. Nikc is a kitty.
20. Redundancy.
21. Redundancy.