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Extra Sins:
0:21 Why is a teacher teaching his students fucking hieroglyphics?

0:21 ALSO in this universe teacher draws better than any teacher in existence.

0:30 Why is the Present building doorless? or is this just a present dropped in the town too big for anyone to actually open?

0:30 Why is this city with an active volcano in the center not covered with lava?

0:30 ALSO this movie's animation is detailed but lazy. In this paused background you can see the same food sign copied 5 times, the present building in two places, and almost every building has at least 3 identical copies.

0:40 but why is there a jewlery/suit store when the majority of the emojis either physically can't wear them or they're compelled not to? And which emoji sells this stuff to them!?

0:51 If there's a soccerball and volleyball emoji then does that mean it's socially acceptable to kick or smack them?

1:05 Can the emojis not eat? Because if the burrito and hotdog food that resembles them that makes this city encouraging violence AND cannibalism! Especially since the store they're in front of  has hotdogs being sold in the front!

1:20 Also i know they try to cram as many emojis as possible but whats the point of making trash cans with differently shaped holes for different things instead of just a large regular trash can you can put anything into?

1:30 Wait, if the emojis have such a regular routine then what accident could've caused him being able to see the bone?

1:30 Also what's the point of the ambulance? The kid can send emojis at any second, meaning if he needs to recover then be scanned he won't make it, which in this movie apparently means death!

1:38 That poster.

2:09 Someone call the police because this flashlight emoji just walked by without the light on.

2:09 Also the reflection in the windows reflects none of the people walking by it.

2:10 Wait...this makes no sense. HOW do they know he's a meh emoji if he's not doing the meh face? And if no other emojis besides laughter is able to laugh then why was everyone else laughing just a second ago?

2:15 Wait.......if the parents are pros then why are YOU needed to be a meh right now? Since everyone we've seen knows you're bad at being a meh then why can't they or any other meh fill in the role since there's multiple mehs and you all allegedly live only on Alex's phone?

2:40 We don't know what they were doing in there but apparently it involves toilet paper on his son's foot, meaning if he just birthed his own son apparently he wiped him too!

2:40 Also I don't know how the rest of the emojis aren't considering the poop emojis a health hazard everywhere they go if they're literal poop.

2:42 Shit...they dragged poor Patrick Stewart into this didn't they?

3:10 Also if Gene's parents and the Poop emoji aged to grow old and have kids then why hasn't the alleged first emoji ever not age?

3:10 Plus there was a princess emoji in the phone in the past so why aren't the royalty related emojis running the phone instead of random ass smiley.

3:22 This is even creepier since the Poop emoji's kid is about to be scanned apparently.

3:52 Wait if Alex is moving through the selections of emoji faces then doesn't that mean they've already all been scanned? How could they have scanned pictures on Alex's phone but they need to scan a live picture to get it to another person's phone?

3:52 This reminds me, why are the beginner's here again? Even if the parents want him to be a meh and the happy smiley agrees, shouldn't they have to go through a trial, test, audition, or ANYTHING to be put up to be an emoji?

4:00 What's this announcer guy's purpose? He's not an emoji so he doesnt have to follow the same role centric rules that they do.

4:07 The dumbest part about this is that they have the technology to build AI hunter robots, And an emoji face scanner, but apparently cannot just take a photo of the emoji's faces and use it in every scanning!

4:14 Gene freaks out for no reason, causing this stories plot. Even if he fucked up he at least wouldn't have destroyed the cubes if he didnt panic.

4:30 How did they expect him to evacuate the cube again without falling to his death?

4:33 This really wasn't Gene's fault, yet everyone will assume it's gene's fault and not do anything to prevent it from happening again if another emoji panics.

4:33 Also how are those in the cubes not dead? Why if Gene is blamed would he not be on trial in emoji court for multiple cases of manslaughter?

5:02 But...why? Nobody says #Anything out loud and they aren't even anywhere near a social media app.

6:08 This is stupid because the hacker didnt cause the princess emoji to leave the phone..so how is hi-5 hearing an alternate story of the event?

6:08 Also how did we not see the bots not searching for the princess emoji this whole time? Or is the smile face emoji just fine with Alex not having a princess emoji. Sure he might not use it but it's still a malfunction.

6:08 It's not shown as much here but god the voice actor for this guy sounds bored.

6:22 How are the bots looking for malfunctions not suspicious of the christmas tree suddenly going out in sunglasses with no decorations on.

6:26 In some shots Hi-5 has the bandage and in some shots he doesn't.

6:30 This is weirder later when we see the hand's butt, since his finger go behind him to take the puppets out and put them away...

6:36 This phone of a teenager allegedly has apps related to: Chemistry, Doctor/medical stuff, News, Reading, and fucking Solitaire.

6:36 Also there's a biking app AND an app about bus or train routes on the same phone.

7:10 Wait if you can spy on people with cameras then why are you even using Gene's parents to search for Gene. You control everything on the phone, you seriously couldn't set up cameras outside the city if you're this totalitarian in the first place?

7:29 How does high five know this!? Is going outside the city, going through all the apps on the phone allowed? No wonder the princess could easily leave altogether.

8:18 Nevermind the dimensional physics, They just found a random barrel into candy crush! If the smiley controls the phone then why does she not know about these random ex machina shortcuts.

8:18 I might as well add now how stupid the fact is that the smiley face controls the entire phone but needs robots to kill or capture these guys, and only 3!?

8:35 hi-5 has a sugar addiction, yet jailbreak and many others will continuously let him eat all the sugar in sight because "Addictions are hilarious!"

8:41 Also can't we make the "character is funny because he's fat" cliche a thing?

9:10 Gene survives this.

9:50 Obvs.

10:00 ALSO why is the map of the apps on the phone like this, when on Iphone there's 4 rows of apps per page, and on the Samsung it's 4-6 rows that you just scroll down.

10:14 Wait...right before this scene nobody was taking credit for anything. Sinning the fact that Gene isnt masculine is fine but I think it's fair to add one to her spouting that randomly so the movie can further pander to modern feminists.

10:30 Not only is she divorcing him but how is this meh couple having marital problems if the problems they encounter they shouldn't really care about?

11:07 This hand has a fucking problem if he's so obsessed with sugar that he'd literally eat something he puked out 2 seconds ago.

11:07 Also this is the second time he's chewed it and ate it, yet it will still come back later fully intact making High Five a shitty chewer.

12:16 you know...this app brings a pretty dark twist to this movie. All the characters if they fail fall to their deaths, thus meaning everytime you play you're literally playing with somebody's life.

12:16 Also this movie acts like anyone in 2017 still cares about Dance Dance Revolution.

12:25 78 minutes BEFORE the credits!? My god here's an extra sin for making my favorite channel suffer this much.

12:51 The bots miss the opportunity to, after making this stupid move, hold high five hostage for Gene instead.

13:12 Plus according to the timeline showed only a few seconds later, this means that Gene and High 5 have only known each other for literally one day.

13:18 And NOW there's a fuckin astronomy app!? and SQUARESPACE!? This is a teenager!

13:19 Smiley Face just showed shock instead of happiness, thus everyone should sit there shocked before her along with everyone there who isnt a shocked faced emoji should be killed.

13:48 If there's an upgrade to make these things better at catching and killing people then why has she not used it yet? And why has it not been used on the princess who apparently left so long ago that there's rumors around the city about her.

13:54 Oh thank god, if the movie didn't show Alex and his crush then we would forget about how low stakes this all is. Seriously, this is so a kid can send an emoji text on his phone after one emoji screwed up one time due to the idiocy of others.

14:37 Also they reused the picture for the surfing app as one of Alex's picture.

14:37 Also Also, think Alex be an idiot to think taking a picture with your cellphone of you holding a shitty camera phone makes a good photo.

15:23 The robot doesnt even TRY using his lasers.

16:05 The thing that splits open the massive firewall is nothing but a 3-4 latter password.

16:27 AND high five was looking directly at the SAME BOT and did NOTHING! When has this character actually been useful other than vague directions?

16:46 Also how was jailbreak not able to access this before? She KNEW about the story where the princess whistles for a bird, meaning this whole time she either could've helped Gene reprogram or long ago when she left the emoji city she could've easily reached the cloud, thus fufilling her dreams and Gene would have no chance of finding her nor surviving...WIN-WIN!

Sin Counter: 346

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