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- 1/5
- >Lots of stray fluffy ponies in this neighborhood.
- >Nobody gives a single fuck what you do to them.
- >Perfect for fluffy fishing.
- >Cheap way to pass an afternoon.
- >Canned ravioli makes the best bait.
- >Use those three pronged hooks.
- >They're more expensive, but you can snag nibblers with them.
- >Stray fluffy ponies always travel in groups.
- >Don't have to wait long...here comes a small herd.
- >12 adult animals, some foals, not bad.
- >From your front porch, cast your line out.
- >Fluffy ponies are all over your lawn, fucking up the grass, eating flowers.
- >At least these scamper to the bushes when they poop.
- >Numerous encounters with angry yard owners have taught them that much.
- >Looks like one's found the bait.
- >Big grey stallion.
- >Sniffs at ravioli.
- >"Sketties?"
- >Jackpot!
- >Fluffy pony gobbles bait. "Owwies. Why sketties huwt mowf?"
- >Snap line tight, set the hook.
- >Fluffy pony tumbles on his face.
- >"Owwwwiiiiieeee!!! Munster got fwuffy...hewp pwease!!!"
- >Carefully reel him in.
- >Only using 4lb test line...like a challenge.
- 2/5
- >Thrashing his little legs, fluffy pony is reeled in closer to porch.
- >Fluffy pony crying and begging for help.
- >"Fwiends" scamper over to rescue.
- >Other fluffies grab hooked friend.
- >Pay out a little...don't want to break line.
- >Fluffy regains his feet, tries to run.
- >Let him get a few yards.
- >Twang line sharply.
- >Hook in his mouth yanks head around.
- >Fluffy pony tumbles over on his side.
- >Reel him in fast.
- >Legs flailing, he can't get footing.
- >Confused friends are terrified.
- >They can not understand or even see fishing line.
- >Hooked fluffy bawls & sobs as he is pulled further & further from friends.
- >Other fluffies too scared to help anymore.
- >Invisible munster has gotten their "fwiend."
- >Pull him up on the porch.
- >"Eeeeeee! Pwease don' huwt fluffy!"
- "Easy fella, let me get that hook out..."
- >Pull back lips, twist hook around a little.
- >Fluffy pony is screaming and crying in pain.
- >It finally pops out.
- >Drop fluffy into the holding pen.
- >Bait hook with another ravioli...cast again.
- 3/5
- >One fluffy pony has been hooked.
- >Stupid fluffy ponies remain in the yard.
- >Eating grass, rooting around in flower bed.
- >At least you have a good fence around vegetable garden.
- >Fluffies scratch at chicken-wire in vain.
- >They can see tomatoes, beans & asparagus, but can't get them.
- >Cry in disappointment.
- >"Good nummies! Can't get!" "Fence meanie!" "Pwease gif nummies, fence!"
- >Petite pink fluffy filly finds your ravioli bait.
- >She's cautious.
- >Afraid other fluffies might steal her treat.
- >Filly does not gobble ravioli like stallion did.
- >She's a nibbler.
- >Very difficult to catch.
- >Snap the line tight!
- >You've got her...hooked in the lip by your fast move.
- >Wide eyed with terror, fluffy filly freezes and pulls.
- >"Owwwiiieee!!! Mouf huwt!!!"
- >Gotta be careful or she'll break free.
- >Slip out a little line.
- >Filly tumbles over backward.
- >Now you've got her.
- >Off her feet, fluffy just slides across the grass as you reel her in.
- >Despite her cries, no friends come to help.
- >They already know there's an invisible monster here.
- >Pull filly up to porch.
- >This one is easier to get the hook out of.
- "Okay, that's one for each of you. Take them to the back yard."
- >Grandkids are happy.
- "Thanks Grandpa!"
- >Hand them freshly caught fluffy ponies to play with.
- "Now remember to kill them before your Mom & Dad come to pick you up. Your apartment complex doesn't allow pets."
- >Grandkids nod.
- "We know Grandpa."
- >Granddaughter takes fluffy filly out back for a fatal tea party.
- >Grandson stays with you.
- "Grandpa, do you think I could try?"
- 4/5
- >You are so proud.
- >Grandson wants to try fluffy pony fishing for the first time.
- >He's only 7.
- "Okay...but use this rod."
- >Give him rod strung with 12lb test line.
- >He's not quite ready to use lightweight line.
- >Practice his cast a few times.
- "Okay...all by yourself now."
- >Grandson flicks ravioli bait out near vegetable garden.
- "Good cast boy!"
- >There's interest right away.
- >Scruffy looking blue stallion sniffs bait.
- >"Sketties?"
- >Other fluffies hear him.
- >"Fwuffy find sketties?" "Whewe sketties?" "Sketties mine!"
- >They're stamping their hooves and puffing up cheeks.
- >Grandson is nervous.
- "What do I do, Grandpa?"
- >Put a re-assuring hand on his shoulder.
- "Be patient, boy. This is how you get the really big ones."
- >Fluffies continue to argue about who gets the treat.
- >"Am smawty-fwiend! Sketties mine!"
- >Big white unicorn with brown mane pushes all rivals aside.
- >With an authoritative snort, he munches on ravioli.
- "Now Grandpa?"
- >Shake head.
- "No...wait to see if he swallows the hook."
- >Patience is rewarded...Fluffy pony swallows the ravioli, hook & all.
- "Now, boy! Reel him in!"
- 5/5
- >Smarty-friend realizes something is wrong.
- >With a shriek, he tries to pull away.
- >Digs in hooves, tries to fight the line.
- >Grandson tries slipping the line to tumble him over.
- >It's not very effective.
- >Other fluffies aid smarty-friend.
- >They do more harm than good.
- >Grabbing his legs, they make him loose footing.
- >Unicorn tumbles over but still manages to hang on.
- >Time for a trick.
- >Turn on garden sprinkler.
- >Sprayed with cold water, other fluffies flee.
- >Grass is now wet and slippery.
- >Without help, smarty-friend can not hang on.
- >Grandson reels him in slowly.
- >Fluffy unicorn is crying and thrashing around.
- >A little scary for grandson to catch and haul in.
- >You grab it for him.
- "Gladys, come look at this, and bring the camera!"
- >Grandma comes out to see.
- >Grandson proudly poses with fluffy unicorn still hanging from line in its mouth.
- >Thrashing & struggling to get free.
- >Have to hold it still so it doesn't ruin the picture.
- Later...
- >Daughter and her husband come to pick up the kids.
- >You let Granddaughter kill grey fluffy stallion with your power drill so she doesn't feel left out.
- >She already killed the pink filly at her tea party.
- >Fluffy pony drowned on imaginary tea.
- >Grandson kills the smarty-friend he caught.
- >Everybody happy.
- >That night, you die because you are old as fuck.
- >Last day was a happy one.
- >Grandkids remember you fondly.
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