S13 - Beats Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan was running out of time. He had seen a lot of fights, so his analysis skills were nothing to be scoffed at. His first observation was that he had nowhere to go at this point. Wesker was faster than anyone he had ever seen, and even in this injured state, Joe had no chance of getting away. He was going to have to stand his ground. The second observation was that he had a pretty sweet spinning side kick. He had taught it personally to every gorilla on the island.

He pivoted his front foot, sliding it perfectly in place. His weight shifted and his head turned, spotting Wesker in front of him. His eyes narrowed as his leg lifted, perfectly chambered. Every muscle in his thigh flexed as he extended his knee, pushing his hips into the strike.

It landed perfectly in Wesker’s hand. His shoulder absorbed the recoil, and Wesker nodded for a moment to acknowledge that it wasn’t pitiful. It was time to test his theory, though. His free hand raised into the air, and with a triumphant yell, he brought his elbow down into Joe Rogan’s kneecap.

Across the room, Rory’s knee buckled. Juri instantly took the opening, driving her own knee into the demigoddess’ chin. The Feng Shui Engine came to life, and Juri followed up with a series of kicks. They battered into Rory’s ribs until she finally was able to block one, and the two went back to their fierce back and forth.

Wesker smiled. He loved it when a simple observation gave him so much.

He yanked on Joe’s foot, pulling him into the air. Wesker balled his fist up tight and let all of his frustrations with this entire mission out in a single punch, directly into the face of the man who had caused him such grievance. Joe’s head buried into the floor as Rory’s head snapped back, throwing the woman off balance. Juri’s foot assisted in her fall, driving into her chest and trying to stomp all the way through.

Both Wesker and Juri stood above their opponents. They exchanged a glance, Juri grinning with pleasure. Wesker nodded and uttered a command. “End it.”

He then continued his assault on Joe Rogan. He rained punches down, only stopping to grab a hold of whatever wild attempt Joe made to escape and punish him further. His fists went into the man’s throat, his nose, his temples; Wesker abused every part of the body he could.

With each strike, Rory also recoiled in pain. Her situation was even worse; the pain from Joe's body was being channeled into her, but she also had to deal with Juri attempting to rip her throat off of her body. The assassin clawed, stomped, and grabbed at Rory in a blind frenzy. Despite Rory’s god-like existence, her form was still a physical body, and it could be affected all the same. Skin was being torn off, bones were being snapped, and blood was being lost very fast. Her fingers gripped tightly to her axe as she tried her hardest to block something, anything that was coming her way. Finally, after the pain became too much, her grip gave way. The axe landed on the ground with a heavy thud, and Rory was out.

It didn’t stop Juri, who continued to beat and smash away at the body until she was satisfied with the unrecognizable mess she had left.