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<i>Youth is a hoax. It's evil. People who make a big deal of their "youth", are just inviting trouble. They try to keep everything going on around them. For them, if there's something that has to do with their "youth", they jump at it without a second thought. From normal daily life, to rebelling against the view of society. If you fall in with them - lies, secrets, failure, and even crimes await you. But for them, it's just a spice of life. And if failure is also a mark of "youth", then isn't it ironic, that a person who failed to make any friends, is also technically leading his "youth"? Though I wonder if they would agree. Everything runs on their schedule. Let me be clear. The people who enjoy their "youth", will eventually fall apart.</i>
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Name :: Hachiman Hikigaya (比企谷)
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Nicknames :: Hikki, Hikitani
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Age :: Sixteen
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Gender :: Male
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Occupation :: Student, Service Club Member
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Hair Color :: Black
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Eye Color :: Gray
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Height :: ---
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Weight :: ---
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Orientation :: Heterosexual
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Marital Status :: .. wat
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5_z_A8KzTw" target="_blank">♪</a>   <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6sR2_L7bNw" target="_blank">♫</a>
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Hachiman is a teenage boy with sort black hair, and slim ('dead fish') gray eyes. He is seen wearing his school uniform. He is an apathetic, isolated, friendless boy. Hachiman firmly believes that "youth" is an illusion created by hypocrites, for hypocrites, born from the ashes of past failures. He even says "fuck you, youth". Shizuka describes his personality as rebellious and loner prone. She also says that he has the nature of petty criminal which Yukino instantly agrees with. Yukino describes his personality as rotten, like Shizuka said, and he has a sour attitude. She hates how Hachiman accepts and affirms weakness by loyalty to status quo. Yui says that the way he acts in class is "totally gross" or "disgusting". In fact both Yukino and Yui often used words such as "gross" and "disgusting" to describe Hachiman.
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According to Hachiman, those who enjoy "youth" fit any event or their surroundings to their belief system of "youth" for self-confirmation. For example, those who enjoy "youth" believe lies, secrets, sins and failures are simply the beginning of what makes "youth" interesting. He may imply that by following "youth", one ignores the consequences of their actions. Plus, he may imply that by enjoying "youth", one loses their moral standing. If so it follows that those who claim to enjoy it are deluding themselves and others. A lie in a sense is something that misleads or deceives. It follows that according to Hachiman "youth" is a lie because those who follow it ignore the consequences of their actions. An evil is in a sense something that brings distress, calamity or sorrow. It follows that according to Hachiman "youth" is an evil. They more readily inflict pain on themselves and others, because those who follow it aren't as bound by morality and delight in failure. Those who enjoy "youth" are full of double standards as implied by their disposition for self-confirmation. To illustrate, if failure marks the beginning of an interesting "youth", Hachiman who failed to make friends should be at the height of his "youth". However, they would make an exception for him. Thus, Hachiman thinks those who follow youth are hyprocritical and evil liars and he concludes that they should die.
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Hachiman implies that with social groups there is a choice. One can either be a "carnivore" or "herbivore". "Carnivores" form social hierarchies and those who aren't on top are burdened with failure until they die. On the other hand, "herbivores" must abandon their comrades to avoid predators which leads to guilt. He may imply that "herbivores" form groups for cynical reasons such as avoiding predators. In either case, forming a group of herbivores only benefits the strongest individuals reliably. Thus, both groups counter-intuitively only benefit the individuals at the top of each respective group. In other words, to an average or below person there is no benefit. It follows that Hachiman would choose to be a bear, which is a solitary animal, to avoid any social groups. A solitary animal doesn't feel anxiety from solitude. Accordingly, Hachiman wouldn't have to experience the emotional disadvantages of his lonesome lifestyle.
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He is implied to be skilled at Japanese. He scored third highest in the year in Japanese. Hachiman seems skilled in Japanese History. He quickly deduced that Yoshiteru Zaimokuza's delusions were based on the 13th Shogun of the Muromachi Shogunate. Furthermore, there's his detailed description of the great Bodhisattva who happens share his name. Yukino said that he knows his history. However he's incredibly bad at science. An example of his ability is when he confused a hernia for herpes. Hachiman is skilled at tennis according to Saika. However in raw skill he's second to Yukino, Hayama and Yumiko.
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<li>Hachiman is shown to have some artist skill.</li><br>

<li>He has a list of people to kill.</li><br>

<li>Hachiman goes to the same cram school as Taishi.</li><br>

<li>Hachiman dotes on his little sister very much.</li><br>
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Yeah, right.
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-- Not very PM friendly. Mostly because I'm awkward and slightly annoying.
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-- In character 90% of the time.
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-- I'm a mirror poster. Quality over Quantity.
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-- Long term RP > Short term RP. Both are accepted, though.
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-- Don't be a dick.
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-- No OOC drama.
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-- Know the difference between IC and OOC, and keep them separate.
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-- I have skype. Want it? Ask.
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-- Use proper English.
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-- No sexual RP. Ever.
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