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  3. <i>Welcome to Zombieland.</i>
  4.  
  5. 2
  6. 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:50,400
  7. <i>Back for seconds?
  8. After all this time?</i>
  9.  
  10. 3
  11. 00:00:50,480 --> 00:00:52,551
  12. <i>Well, what can I say,
  13. but thank you.</i>
  14.  
  15. 4
  16. 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:56,913
  17. <i>You have a lot of choices when it comes to zombie
  18. entertainment, and we appreciate you picking us.</i>
  19.  
  20. 5
  21. 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:00,676
  22. <i>So you know how Eskimos have
  23. a bunch of words for snow?</i>
  24.  
  25. 6
  26. 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:06,831
  27. <i>The only reason we've survived
  28. the last several years</i>
  29.  
  30. 7
  31. 00:01:06,960 --> 00:01:10,920
  32. <i>is that we've gotten to know our bloodthirsty
  33. enemies better than we know ourselves.</i>
  34.  
  35. 8
  36. 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:14,437
  37. <i>In the time since we last saw you,
  38. zombies have evolved,</i>
  39.  
  40. 9
  41. 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:17,194
  42. <i>so we've given them
  43. different names.</i>
  44.  
  45. 10
  46. 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:22,958
  47. <i>This lady here is getting chased by the dumbest
  48. Z there is, what we call a Homer.</i>
  49.  
  50. 11
  51. 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:29,510
  52. <i>In a world without YouTube,
  53. who isn't entertained by a Homer?</i>
  54.  
  55. 12
  56. 00:01:43,080 --> 00:01:46,471
  57. <i>Unfortunately, for every Homer,
  58. there's a Hawking,</i>
  59.  
  60. 13
  61. 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:48,593
  62. <i>as in Stephen.</i>
  63.  
  64. 14
  65. 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:53,397
  66. <i>Or maybe his slightly less accomplished sister, Beatrix,
  67. who's still got some brains left to figure shit out.</i>
  68.  
  69. 15
  70. 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:54,550
  71. Open, open!
  72.  
  73. 16
  74. 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:18,360
  75. <i>Clever girl.</i>
  76.  
  77. 17
  78. 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:22,274
  79. <i>Okay. Last one.</i>
  80.  
  81. 18
  82. 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:24,272
  83. <i>Whoa, whoa, whoa,
  84. what was that?</i>
  85.  
  86. 19
  87. 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:29,396
  88. <i>Okay, all right. Well, this time,
  89. let's play Name That Zombie.</i>
  90.  
  91. 20
  92. 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:31,470
  93. Hello?
  94.  
  95. 21
  96. 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:35,160
  97. Hello?
  98.  
  99. 22
  100. 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:43,880
  101. <i>The Ninja.
  102. Silent, deadly.</i>
  103.  
  104. 23
  105. 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:46,270
  106. <i>The first thing you hear is
  107. your own scream.</i>
  108.  
  109. 24
  110. 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:58,070
  111. <i>You can imagine how thrilled we were
  112. to crack the zombie code.</i>
  113.  
  114. 25
  115. 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:01,680
  116. <i>But life is about more than
  117. just survival.</i>
  118.  
  119. 26
  120. 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:08,235
  121. <i>Ever since we were evicted from our normal lives,
  122. I'd been searching for a place to put down roots.</i>
  123.  
  124. 27
  125. 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:13,354
  126. <i>My old pal Tallahassee has this saying,
  127. "Go big or go home."</i>
  128.  
  129. 28
  130. 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:17,677
  131. <i>It's not his signature phrase,
  132. but it did give me an idea.</i>
  133.  
  134. 29
  135. 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:20,114
  136. <i>Why not go big...</i>
  137.  
  138. 30
  139. 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:22,270
  140. <i>and go home?</i>
  141.  
  142. 31
  143. 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:55,633
  144. <i>♪ End of passion play,
  145. crumbling away ♪</i>
  146.  
  147. 32
  148. 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:59,111
  149. <i>♪ I'm your source
  150. of self-destruction ♪</i>
  151.  
  152. 33
  153. 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:04,040
  154. <i>♪ Veins that pump with fear
  155. Sucking darkest clear ♪</i>
  156.  
  157. 34
  158. 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:07,591
  159. <i>♪ Leading on your death's
  160. construction ♪</i>
  161.  
  162. 35
  163. 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:10,119
  164. <i>♪ Taste me you will see ♪</i>
  165.  
  166. 36
  167. 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:12,712
  168. <i>♪ More is all you need ♪</i>
  169.  
  170. 37
  171. 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:17,477
  172. <i>♪ Dedicated to how I'm killing you ♪</i>
  173.  
  174. 38
  175. 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:23,919
  176. <i>♪ Come crawling faster ♪</i>
  177.  
  178. 39
  179. 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:28,395
  180. <i>♪ Obey your master ♪</i>
  181.  
  182. 40
  183. 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:33,155
  184. <i>♪ Your life burns faster ♪</i>
  185.  
  186. 41
  187. 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:38,597
  188. <i>♪ Obey your master, master! ♪</i>
  189.  
  190. 42
  191. 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:41,236
  192. <i>♪ Master of puppets,
  193. I'm pulling your strings ♪</i>
  194.  
  195. 43
  196. 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:45,593
  197. <i>♪ Twisting your mind
  198. and smashing your dreams ♪</i>
  199.  
  200. 44
  201. 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:49,354
  202. <i>♪ Blinded by me,
  203. you can't see a thing ♪</i>
  204.  
  205. 45
  206. 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:52,194
  207. <i>♪ Just call my name
  208. 'cause I'll hear you scream ♪</i>
  209.  
  210. 46
  211. 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:54,632
  212. <i>♪ Master, master! ♪</i>
  213.  
  214. 47
  215. 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:58,039
  216. <i>♪ Master of puppets,
  217. I'm pulling your strings ♪</i>
  218.  
  219. 48
  220. 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:01,077
  221. <i>♪ Twisting your mind
  222. and smashing your... ♪♪</i>
  223.  
  224. 49
  225. 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:06,077
  226. Hail to the motherfucking chief.
  227.  
  228. 50
  229. 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:10,069
  230. <i>There are worse places
  231. to hang your hat.</i>
  232.  
  233. 51
  234. 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:15,160
  235. Wait, why does he get to be president?
  236.  
  237. 52
  238. 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:19,871
  239. I would have made a damn fine president.
  240. Kissed a few hands, shook a few babies.
  241.  
  242. 53
  243. 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,879
  244. - You would have brought a real dignity to the office.
  245. - Thank you.
  246.  
  247. 54
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  249. You don't have what it takes. I'll be president.
  250. And I nominate Little Rock as my VP.
  251.  
  252. 55
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  254. So that means I get to be president
  255. if you get killed by zombies.
  256.  
  257. 56
  258. 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:35,839
  259. That wasn't what I was thinking
  260. when I offered the position, but yes.
  261.  
  262. 57
  263. 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:40,274
  264. <i>I have this rule:
  265. Enjoy the little things.</i>
  266.  
  267. 58
  268. 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:43,791
  269. <i>Which is what we spent a lot of time doing
  270. in those early days at the White House.</i>
  271.  
  272. 59
  273. 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:47,840
  274. <i>And it was a really special time,
  275. making a house our home.</i>
  276.  
  277. 60
  278. 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:52,717
  279. ♪ Happy birthday to ♪
  280.  
  281. 61
  282. 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:56,111
  283. Shooting up, not to.
  284. All right. Nice!
  285.  
  286. 62
  287. 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:03,276
  288. <i>Wichita and I fell into
  289. our own version of domestic bliss.</i>
  290.  
  291. 63
  292. 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:06,432
  293. <i>Well, not quite bliss,
  294. but domesticity to be sure.</i>
  295.  
  296. 64
  297. 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:11,150
  298. - Did Abe's blindfold fall off again?
  299. - No, it did not fall off. I took it off.
  300.  
  301. 65
  302. 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:13,391
  303. It's so creepy.
  304. He just stares at us all night.
  305.  
  306. 66
  307. 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:16,632
  308. That stare emancipated the slaves, okay?
  309. And it ended the Civil War.
  310.  
  311. 67
  312. 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:18,791
  313. We should be grateful
  314. he's gawking at us.
  315.  
  316. 68
  317. 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:21,475
  318. Remember what happened
  319. the last time you took the blindfold off?
  320.  
  321. 69
  322. 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:24,399
  323. - You made me sleep on the Lincoln couch?
  324. - Mm-hm.
  325.  
  326. 70
  327. 00:06:31,280 --> 00:06:32,680
  328. - Is that better?
  329. - Much better.
  330.  
  331. 71
  332. 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:34,114
  333. Good.
  334.  
  335. 72
  336. 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:36,920
  337. <i>- I love you so much, baby.</i>
  338. - Sorry.
  339.  
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  341. 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:40,590
  342. You are so gorgeous.
  343.  
  344. 74
  345. 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:42,717
  346. We really need to find you someone.
  347.  
  348. 75
  349. 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:47,477
  350. That's where you're wrong.
  351. Any romance left in me belongs to the Beast here.
  352.  
  353. 76
  354. 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:50,951
  355. Okay. Well, then we need
  356. to find someone for me.
  357.  
  358. 77
  359. 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:57,072
  360. Shouldn't be a problem,
  361. long as you're open to dating zombies.
  362.  
  363. 78
  364. 00:06:57,160 --> 00:07:00,437
  365. So you're saying what?
  366. I'm never gonna find a boyfriend,
  367.  
  368. 79
  369. 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:02,477
  370. or get married, have a family?
  371.  
  372. 80
  373. 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:06,156
  374. We're your family,
  375. so one out of three ain't bad.
  376.  
  377. 81
  378. 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:10,319
  379. <i>Little Rock had a strong desire
  380. to leave the nest.</i>
  381.  
  382. 82
  383. 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:14,519
  384. <i>And let's just say Tallahassee wasn't
  385. the most understanding father figure.</i>
  386.  
  387. 83
  388. 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:15,636
  389. Little Rock!
  390.  
  391. 84
  392. 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:18,315
  393. <i>But for better or worse,
  394. we were a family.</i>
  395.  
  396. 85
  397. 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:22,235
  398. <i>And for the first time since the virus,
  399. we were living somewhere truly safe,</i>
  400.  
  401. 86
  402. 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:25,677
  403. <i>making every day feel like...
  404. Well, like Christmas morning.</i>
  405.  
  406. 87
  407. 00:07:26,920 --> 00:07:29,754
  408. Hello? Ho-ho-ho!
  409.  
  410. 88
  411. 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:32,240
  412. Merry Christmas!
  413.  
  414. 89
  415. 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:33,959
  416. - Hey, Tal.
  417. - Santa.
  418.  
  419. 90
  420. 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:37,794
  421. What would you like for Christmas,
  422. little girl? A pony?
  423.  
  424. 91
  425. 00:07:37,880 --> 00:07:40,634
  426. I'd like you to stop calling me
  427. "little girl."
  428.  
  429. 92
  430. 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:43,872
  431. Well, technically, you are little
  432. and you're a girl.
  433.  
  434. 93
  435. 00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:47,670
  436. Well, I am not a little girl,
  437. but do you know what I would like?
  438.  
  439. 94
  440. 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:49,911
  441. I don't give a fuck what you'd like.
  442.  
  443. 95
  444. 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:51,994
  445. <i>Not to sound too sentimental,</i>
  446.  
  447. 96
  448. 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:57,155
  449. <i>but those days at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
  450. may have been the best days of my life,</i>
  451.  
  452. 97
  453. 00:07:57,240 --> 00:07:58,833
  454. <i>and that's counting pre-Z.</i>
  455.  
  456. 98
  457. 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:01,760
  458. Wait a second.
  459.  
  460. 99
  461. 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:04,120
  462. Oh, my God. No.
  463.  
  464. 100
  465. 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:07,680
  466. A first-edition Tolkien,
  467. and you wrote in it.
  468.  
  469. 101
  470. 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:11,638
  471. There's my name right there,
  472. marring this perfectly preserved paper.
  473.  
  474. 102
  475. 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:15,470
  476. Thank you. And yours too.
  477. You didn't stop. Thank you so much.
  478.  
  479. 103
  480. 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:18,557
  481. It's a bit touching.
  482.  
  483. 104
  484. 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:22,475
  485. Hey, I couldn't find any wrapping paper,
  486. but don't worry about it.
  487.  
  488. 105
  489. 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:25,871
  490. Just tear it open. It doesn't matter.
  491. It's only Taft.
  492.  
  493. 106
  494. 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:27,360
  495. He was our fattest president,
  496.  
  497. 107
  498. 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:31,320
  499. so there's a lot left over
  500. if you need some wrapping paper.
  501.  
  502. 108
  503. 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:33,790
  504. Columbus, I didn't get anything
  505. from you.
  506.  
  507. 109
  508. 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:37,800
  509. Just what I wanted. Another gun.
  510.  
  511. 110
  512. 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:41,920
  513. Oh, hey, well, not just any gun.
  514. A Colt 45.
  515.  
  516. 111
  517. 00:08:42,040 --> 00:08:45,750
  518. And not just any Colt 45.
  519. The King's.
  520.  
  521. 112
  522. 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:49,914
  523. - England? Denmark? Lichtenstein?
  524. - There's only one king.
  525.  
  526. 113
  527. 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:54,119
  528. Elvis Aaron fucking Presley,
  529. the greatest who ever lived.
  530.  
  531. 114
  532. 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:56,713
  533. The king of kings.
  534.  
  535. 115
  536. 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:59,872
  537. He gave this gun to Nixon
  538. when he visited the White House,
  539.  
  540. 116
  541. 00:08:59,960 --> 00:09:03,840
  542. and I give it to you,
  543. locked and loaded.
  544.  
  545. 117
  546. 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:07,277
  547. Yeah, he used to shoot
  548. that Colt in his backyard.
  549.  
  550. 118
  551. 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:10,677
  552. King's palace, Memphis, Tennessee.
  553. I tell you about Graceland?
  554.  
  555. 119
  556. 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:13,434
  557. - Only a hundred times.
  558. - We're gonna go there together someday.
  559.  
  560. 120
  561. 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:15,671
  562. Actually, I'm gonna go
  563. shoot this right now.
  564.  
  565. 121
  566. 00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:18,878
  567. I think I saw some Zs down
  568. by the reflecting pool.
  569.  
  570. 122
  571. 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:20,633
  572. - Well, I'll go with.
  573. - I'll go by myself.
  574.  
  575. 123
  576. 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:24,430
  577. - It's Christmas.
  578. - It's not fucking Christmas. It's November 17th.
  579.  
  580. 124
  581. 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:29,951
  582. <i>Little Rock was on the hunt, all right,
  583. for people her own age.</i>
  584.  
  585. 125
  586. 00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:34,432
  587. <i>And the thing is, they were out there.
  588. We just made it a point to keep our distance.</i>
  589.  
  590. 126
  591. 00:09:34,520 --> 00:09:37,274
  592. <i>Which would kind of suck
  593. if you were the one stuck in the nest.</i>
  594.  
  595. 127
  596. 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:42,559
  597. God, this is really terrifying,
  598.  
  599. 128
  600. 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:44,279
  601. but totally unrealistic.
  602.  
  603. 129
  604. 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:47,480
  605. Hey, she'll be fine.
  606.  
  607. 130
  608. 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:51,515
  609. Wish she didn't remind me
  610. so much of me.
  611.  
  612. 131
  613. 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:53,831
  614. Hey, come on.
  615. What's wrong with you?
  616.  
  617. 132
  618. 00:09:55,560 --> 00:09:56,560
  619. Nothing.
  620.  
  621. 133
  622. 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:00,630
  623. All right. I wasn't gonna do this now.
  624.  
  625. 134
  626. 00:10:03,560 --> 00:10:08,237
  627. Okay. Look, you always say that,
  628. like, I play it too safe,
  629.  
  630. 135
  631. 00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:10,915
  632. and I know we've been in, like,
  633. a bit of a rut lately.
  634.  
  635. 136
  636. 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:15,998
  637. So I thought, what better way
  638. to spice things up than to...
  639.  
  640. 137
  641. 00:10:20,560 --> 00:10:22,199
  642. Get married?
  643.  
  644. 138
  645. 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:26,160
  646. - Yeah, well, I was gonna say, "Get married!" Yay.
  647. - Is that the Hope diamond?
  648.  
  649. 139
  650. 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:30,154
  651. I certainly hope it is. I want you to be Miss Ohio.
  652. Or I guess Mrs. Ohio.
  653.  
  654. 140
  655. 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:32,550
  656. This is so unfair.
  657. You know how I feel about this.
  658.  
  659. 141
  660. 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:34,154
  661. - What?
  662. - We've talked about this.
  663.  
  664. 142
  665. 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:39,360
  666. In my limited, but absurdly painful experience,
  667. married people only do one thing.
  668.  
  669. 143
  670. 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:42,239
  671. - What, fight? We already do that.
  672. - Get divorced.
  673.  
  674. 144
  675. 00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:45,358
  676. I don't see us going that route.
  677. I mean, where would we find the lawyers?
  678.  
  679. 145
  680. 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:51,190
  681. - I don't know what to say.
  682. - Well, don't say anything. Yet.
  683.  
  684. 146
  685. 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:54,557
  686. Okay? This was my fault.
  687. I put you on the spot.
  688.  
  689. 147
  690. 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:58,111
  691. Just think about it,
  692. and let me know whenever you're ready.
  693.  
  694. 148
  695. 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:01,318
  696. Everything will work out
  697. exactly as it's supposed to.
  698.  
  699. 149
  700. 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:21,718
  701. Hey, Buttercup. What's wrong?
  702. Get a little too much eggnog last night?
  703.  
  704. 150
  705. 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:24,315
  706. - Bad news.
  707. - Bad news?
  708.  
  709. 151
  710. 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:27,757
  711. Well, you know what cancels out bad news?
  712. Good news.
  713.  
  714. 152
  715. 00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:31,390
  716. - Today is the day that Wichita says...
  717. - Adios.
  718.  
  719. 153
  720. 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:32,640
  721. Hm?
  722.  
  723. 154
  724. 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:39,276
  725. "Dear C and T,
  726. we feel like total shit about leaving.
  727.  
  728. 155
  729. 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:42,556
  730. Sorry, not good at notes.
  731. W and LR."
  732.  
  733. 156
  734. 00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:47,920
  735. Well, yeah. "Not good at notes" is
  736. a pretty huge understatement.
  737.  
  738. 157
  739. 00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:51,916
  740. You know he's gonna
  741. take this Beast thing pretty hard.
  742.  
  743. 158
  744. 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:55,118
  745. Well, he should learn
  746. to not get so attached.
  747.  
  748. 159
  749. 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:59,837
  750. Never get attached. Remember?
  751. That was the problem with Columbus, he got too attached.
  752.  
  753. 160
  754. 00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:05,240
  755. - Well, with Tallahassee, it's like he thinks he's my dad.
  756. - Sure, but you are so lucky you don't have a boyfriend.
  757.  
  758. 161
  759. 00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:10,076
  760. Have you seen him use Q-tips?
  761. His bedtime routine took an hour.
  762.  
  763. 162
  764. 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:11,958
  765. - Stop.
  766. - What? God, sorry.
  767.  
  768. 163
  769. 00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:14,157
  770. - No, stop! Stop!
  771. - Oh!
  772.  
  773. 164
  774. 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:21,670
  775. Namaste.
  776.  
  777. 165
  778. 00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:25,520
  779. Hi.
  780.  
  781. 166
  782. 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:31,318
  783. <i>Wichita leaving hit me
  784. like a shotgun blast.</i>
  785.  
  786. 167
  787. 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:34,040
  788. <i>So after weeks of feeling sorry
  789. for myself,</i>
  790.  
  791. 168
  792. 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:37,079
  793. <i>I thought a little retail therapy might help
  794. get her off my mind.</i>
  795.  
  796. 169
  797. 00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:40,597
  798. It's not like I immediately wanted to start,
  799. like, wedding planning or anything.
  800.  
  801. 170
  802. 00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:41,796
  803. I'm not crazy.
  804.  
  805. 171
  806. 00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:44,349
  807. And who wants to get married in the winter?
  808. Spring, sure.
  809.  
  810. 172
  811. 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:49,839
  812. - Although my hair and the humidity...
  813. - Oh, my God! Man, I cannot listen to this shit anymore.
  814.  
  815. 173
  816. 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:53,072
  817. - My God, it's been over a month.
  818. - Yeah, I'm bereft.
  819.  
  820. 174
  821. 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:56,153
  822. Okay, I'm giving you one more day
  823. to mope around,
  824.  
  825. 175
  826. 00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:59,074
  827. and then you gotta snap the fuck out of it.
  828.  
  829. 176
  830. 00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:03,074
  831. This whole "finding a home" idea of yours
  832. has made us soft.
  833.  
  834. 177
  835. 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:05,311
  836. And by us, I mean you.
  837.  
  838. 178
  839. 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:09,434
  840. It's high time that we nut up and hit
  841. the road again. And by we, I mean me.
  842.  
  843. 179
  844. 00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:12,991
  845. That's where I belong.
  846. On my own. Lone wolf.
  847.  
  848. 180
  849. 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:14,912
  850. You're welcome to tag along.
  851.  
  852. 181
  853. 00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:18,397
  854. - Yeah, but when they come back, we won't be here.
  855. - They are never coming back.
  856.  
  857. 182
  858. 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:26,040
  859. - I got it.
  860. - No, no, no.
  861.  
  862. 183
  863. 00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:27,120
  864. Okay.
  865.  
  866. 184
  867. 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:36,197
  868. Yeah, it was good.
  869. You shot your alcohol with your gun.
  870.  
  871. 185
  872. 00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:50,240
  873. Not bad, huh?
  874.  
  875. 186
  876. 00:13:50,241 --> 00:13:53,791
  877. No. Not bad,
  878. but definitely no ZKOTY.
  879.  
  880. 187
  881. 00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:57,910
  882. <i>ZKOTY,
  883. that is "Zombie Kill of the Year."</i>
  884.  
  885. 188
  886. 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,469
  887. <i>Like a junkie in search
  888. of a higher high,</i>
  889.  
  890. 189
  891. 00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:03,439
  892. <i>Tallahassee is no longer happy
  893. with Zombie Kill of the Week.</i>
  894.  
  895. 190
  896. 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:07,560
  897. <i>Which, if you're keeping score,
  898. just went to Dave Sanderman of Riverside, Iowa.</i>
  899.  
  900. 191
  901. 00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:09,791
  902. <i>You may wanna set down
  903. the Milk Duds for this one.</i>
  904.  
  905. 192
  906. 00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:11,155
  907. You dead, zombie!
  908.  
  909. 193
  910. 00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:15,232
  911. Whoo-whee, pig!
  912.  
  913. 194
  914. 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:19,236
  915. <i>Congratulations, Dave.</i>
  916.  
  917. 195
  918. 00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:23,312
  919. Listen, I never told you this before.
  920. In fact, I never told anybody.
  921.  
  922. 196
  923. 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:29,918
  924. But I have Native American blood
  925. coursing through my veins.
  926.  
  927. 197
  928. 00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:34,357
  929. - Like, right now?
  930. - Yeah. Right now.
  931.  
  932. 198
  933. 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:40,037
  934. Blackfoot Indian to be exact.
  935. The freest men in history.
  936.  
  937. 199
  938. 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:45,878
  939. Mid-1800s, roamed the plains,
  940. no houses, no laws, no possessions,
  941.  
  942. 200
  943. 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:49,749
  944. no chiefs to report to,
  945. no wives to listen to.
  946.  
  947. 201
  948. 00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:51,035
  949. They listened...
  950.  
  951. 202
  952. 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:54,875
  953. to the call of the buffalo.
  954.  
  955. 203
  956. 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,758
  957. And they hunted those buffalo
  958.  
  959. 204
  960. 00:14:56,840 --> 00:15:02,279
  961. by herding them off the cliff
  962. to their deaths.
  963.  
  964. 205
  965. 00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:06,878
  966. The great buffalo jump.
  967.  
  968. 206
  969. 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:08,440
  970. Oh.
  971.  
  972. 207
  973. 00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:12,515
  974. I don't know why I never told anyone
  975. about my Blackfoot blood.
  976.  
  977. 208
  978. 00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:15,235
  979. I guess it's a sacred little secret.
  980.  
  981. 209
  982. 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:19,792
  983. Honestly, you're the first paleface
  984. I have genuinely trusted
  985.  
  986. 210
  987. 00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:24,432
  988. because you've always been there for me.
  989. You care and you really listen.
  990.  
  991. 211
  992. 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:26,354
  993. <i>Unless you're in a 4D theatre,</i>
  994.  
  995. 212
  996. 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:29,990
  997. <i>there is no way I can communicate
  998. how bad Z-land smells,</i>
  999.  
  1000. 213
  1001. 00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:32,436
  1002. <i>which is why I like candles so much.</i>
  1003.  
  1004. 214
  1005. 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:36,116
  1006. <i>Today, maybe a frosty gingerbread
  1007. or a Bahama breeze.</i>
  1008.  
  1009. 215
  1010. 00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:37,200
  1011. Mmm.
  1012.  
  1013. 216
  1014. 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:39,796
  1015. - Whoa!
  1016. - Ah!
  1017.  
  1018. 217
  1019. 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:43,351
  1020. Oh, my God! Please forgive me.
  1021. It's fake fur!
  1022.  
  1023. 218
  1024. 00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:45,671
  1025. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
  1026. I thought you were a...
  1027.  
  1028. 219
  1029. 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:47,877
  1030. - You thought I was a zombie?
  1031. - Yeah.
  1032.  
  1033. 220
  1034. 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:52,751
  1035. Oh, my God, no. I don't even eat meat.
  1036. I'm a vegetarian. Vegan, actually.
  1037.  
  1038. 221
  1039. 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:56,516
  1040. - Sorry. Hi, I'm Columbus.
  1041. - Madison.
  1042.  
  1043. 222
  1044. 00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:58,996
  1045. - Hi. Nice to meet you.
  1046. - Nice to meet you. Oh.
  1047.  
  1048. 223
  1049. 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:01,675
  1050. All right. We're hugging. So soon.
  1051. Nice to meet you.
  1052.  
  1053. 224
  1054. 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:04,036
  1055. It's nice to touch a human.
  1056.  
  1057. 225
  1058. 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:06,760
  1059. - Don't mind me.
  1060. - Oh, hello. If I can have my body?
  1061.  
  1062. 226
  1063. 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:10,151
  1064. Hi, sorry. This is Tallahassee.
  1065. This is Madison. Madison, Tallahassee.
  1066.  
  1067. 227
  1068. 00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:11,839
  1069. Is this your dad?
  1070.  
  1071. 228
  1072. 00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:16,870
  1073. For shit's sake, slightly older,
  1074. better-looking friend.
  1075.  
  1076. 229
  1077. 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:18,599
  1078. - Cute.
  1079. - You live here?
  1080.  
  1081. 230
  1082. 00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:23,038
  1083. No, Paul Blart. I live in the freezer
  1084. in Pinkberry.
  1085.  
  1086. 231
  1087. 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:26,591
  1088. It keeps the zombies out,
  1089. though it is awfully chilly.
  1090.  
  1091. 232
  1092. 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:29,876
  1093. Do you ever consider turning it off?
  1094.  
  1095. 233
  1096. 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:34,176
  1097. Couldn't find the switch, like, anywhere.
  1098. Just hoping the electricity would run out.
  1099.  
  1100. 234
  1101. 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:37,193
  1102. I know, it's amazing.
  1103. As long as it rains, the dams give us power.
  1104.  
  1105. 235
  1106. 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:38,953
  1107. Apparently not brain power.
  1108.  
  1109. 236
  1110. 00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:47,077
  1111. I feel like you're being super judgy.
  1112. Like, I'm getting a real anti-me vibe off of you.
  1113.  
  1114. 237
  1115. 00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:49,038
  1116. - Are you?
  1117. - Oh, my God. There it was again.
  1118.  
  1119. 238
  1120. 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:51,191
  1121. - Yeah, I saw it.
  1122. - And that's hurtful, okay?
  1123.  
  1124. 239
  1125. 00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:53,437
  1126. I'm, like,
  1127. really good at surviving.
  1128.  
  1129. 240
  1130. 00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:58,231
  1131. I carry a can of mace with me everywhere I go.
  1132. And I can run really, really fast.
  1133.  
  1134. 241
  1135. 00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:01,040
  1136. Probably because I used to do
  1137. a lot of hot yoga and SoulCycle.
  1138.  
  1139. 242
  1140. 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:04,158
  1141. Cardio! Sorry,
  1142. I do a lot of cardio too.
  1143.  
  1144. 243
  1145. 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:10,197
  1146. It's actually my number one rule, which is so dorky.
  1147. But I have rules for surviving Zombieland.
  1148.  
  1149. 244
  1150. 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,280
  1151. - Really?
  1152. - Yeah.
  1153.  
  1154. 245
  1155. 00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:12,320
  1156. So do I!
  1157.  
  1158. 246
  1159. 00:17:12,321 --> 00:17:14,073
  1160. You have rules
  1161. for surviving Zombieland?
  1162.  
  1163. 247
  1164. 00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:16,675
  1165. Actually, mine is just mostly stay
  1166. in the freezer.
  1167.  
  1168. 248
  1169. 00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:17,955
  1170. - Oh.
  1171. - Ha, ha.
  1172.  
  1173. 249
  1174. 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:22,030
  1175. You know, we actually set up camp, like,
  1176. down the road, like, at the White House.
  1177.  
  1178. 250
  1179. 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:23,310
  1180. Ah-ah.
  1181.  
  1182. 251
  1183. 00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:26,536
  1184. - The White House? Oh, my God.
  1185. - Would you wanna come and, like, hang out?
  1186.  
  1187. 252
  1188. 00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:28,517
  1189. - I would love that.
  1190. - Cool.
  1191.  
  1192. 253
  1193. 00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:30,796
  1194. Okay.
  1195. How many rules do you have?
  1196.  
  1197. 254
  1198. 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:33,349
  1199. - You wanna know about my rules?
  1200. - I wanna hear all of them.
  1201.  
  1202. 255
  1203. 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:36,672
  1204. - Well, number two is double tap.
  1205. - Double tap.
  1206.  
  1207. 256
  1208. 00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:39,594
  1209. - Double tap, yes.
  1210. - Double tap you.
  1211.  
  1212. 257
  1213. 00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:40,680
  1214. You got me.
  1215.  
  1216. 258
  1217. 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:42,313
  1218. I'm murdered.
  1219.  
  1220. 259
  1221. 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:46,474
  1222. <i>Okay, yeah, I know what you're thinking.
  1223. She's absolutely not my type.</i>
  1224.  
  1225. 260
  1226. 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:48,313
  1227. <i>But after Wichita
  1228. broke my heart,</i>
  1229.  
  1230. 261
  1231. 00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:53,231
  1232. <i>I was just excited to talk to somebody who smelled
  1233. like a candle, and not whisky and gunpowder.</i>
  1234.  
  1235. 262
  1236. 00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:57,434
  1237. So Wichita and Little Rock left. It leaves
  1238. just us guys again. You know, bachelors.
  1239.  
  1240. 263
  1241. 00:17:57,520 --> 00:18:00,035
  1242. This guy. You know, making a mess.
  1243.  
  1244. 264
  1245. 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:03,955
  1246. Which actually brings me
  1247. to rule number 53, Wet-Naps.
  1248.  
  1249. 265
  1250. 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:06,319
  1251. - Whoa.
  1252. - Yeah.
  1253.  
  1254. 266
  1255. 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:11,396
  1256. - I can't believe that you keep all this stuff in your head.
  1257. - Thank you.
  1258.  
  1259. 267
  1260. 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:13,039
  1261. - It's amazing.
  1262. - Thank you.
  1263.  
  1264. 268
  1265. 00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:15,430
  1266. - You know, you're really lucky.
  1267. - What?
  1268.  
  1269. 269
  1270. 00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:19,434
  1271. That you found someone so smart
  1272. to take care of you.
  1273.  
  1274. 270
  1275. 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:22,877
  1276. Most people your age,
  1277. they get left all by themselves,
  1278.  
  1279. 271
  1280. 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:25,031
  1281. and that can be so sad.
  1282.  
  1283. 272
  1284. 00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:28,477
  1285. Yeah. I am so lucky.
  1286.  
  1287. 273
  1288. 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:33,516
  1289. - Hey, can we have a little summit in the Oval Office?
  1290. - Yeah.
  1291.  
  1292. 274
  1293. 00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:39,079
  1294. You guys, I can't believe we're
  1295. in the White House. This is soy random.
  1296.  
  1297. 275
  1298. 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,696
  1299. <i>You got to broom this girl.</i>
  1300.  
  1301. 276
  1302. 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,074
  1303. You know why she's still alive?
  1304.  
  1305. 277
  1306. 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:45,312
  1307. Because zombies eat brains,
  1308. and she ain't got any!
  1309.  
  1310. 278
  1311. 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:48,996
  1312. All right? It doesn't matter
  1313. because I'm hitting the road come sunup.
  1314.  
  1315. 279
  1316. 00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:50,594
  1317. - Columbus?
  1318. - Yes?
  1319.  
  1320. 280
  1321. 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:52,399
  1322. Could you maybe give me a tour?
  1323.  
  1324. 281
  1325. 00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:55,837
  1326. Whoa, this is the Oval Office.
  1327.  
  1328. 282
  1329. 00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:57,639
  1330. Why do they call it that?
  1331.  
  1332. 283
  1333. 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:01,796
  1334. - You ready?
  1335. - You ready?
  1336.  
  1337. 284
  1338. 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:03,234
  1339. - I'm ready too.
  1340. - I'm ready.
  1341.  
  1342. 285
  1343. 00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:04,356
  1344. - Great.
  1345. - Too.
  1346.  
  1347. 286
  1348. 00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:08,077
  1349. - Let's go.
  1350. - He's kind of funny.
  1351.  
  1352. 287
  1353. 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:11,238
  1354. - Yeah, he's great. Try not to speak to him.
  1355. - Okay.
  1356.  
  1357. 288
  1358. 00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:14,154
  1359. The main attraction. Ta-da.
  1360.  
  1361. 289
  1362. 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:17,478
  1363. The Lincoln bedroom. And believe it or not,
  1364. Lincoln never even slept here.
  1365.  
  1366. 290
  1367. 00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:21,076
  1368. - I didn't actually want a tour, silly.
  1369. - What?
  1370.  
  1371. 291
  1372. 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,355
  1373. - Hi.
  1374. - Hi.
  1375.  
  1376. 292
  1377. 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,320
  1378. Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
  1379.  
  1380. 293
  1381. 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,835
  1382. - What's the matter?
  1383. - I don't know.
  1384.  
  1385. 294
  1386. 00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:29,640
  1387. - Don't you think that I'm pretty?
  1388. - Yes, you're very pretty.
  1389.  
  1390. 295
  1391. 00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:32,519
  1392. You're like
  1393. "the girl in Apartment 406" pretty.
  1394.  
  1395. 296
  1396. 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:34,751
  1397. I just...
  1398. I feel kind of guilty.
  1399.  
  1400. 297
  1401. 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,559
  1402. Because of Jesus?
  1403.  
  1404. 298
  1405. 00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:39,120
  1406. I know ways around that.
  1407.  
  1408. 299
  1409. 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:47,799
  1410. - No, no. I... Please. I can't.
  1411. - Okay, look, I've been alone in a freezer for years.
  1412.  
  1413. 300
  1414. 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:51,994
  1415. So either we're doing this right now,
  1416. or I am biting the bullet, and I am doing the old guy.
  1417.  
  1418. 301
  1419. 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:54,760
  1420. Okay.
  1421.  
  1422. 302
  1423. 00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:59,476
  1424. - God! You're so hot! Oh my God!
  1425. - It's the humidity.
  1426.  
  1427. 303
  1428. 00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:00,596
  1429. Oh, yeah!
  1430.  
  1431. 304
  1432. 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:06,510
  1433. Holy...
  1434.  
  1435. 305
  1436. 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:10,149
  1437. Nutting up,
  1438. definitely not shutting up.
  1439.  
  1440. 306
  1441. 00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:12,240
  1442. Yeah!
  1443.  
  1444. 307
  1445. 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:29,715
  1446. Shit.
  1447.  
  1448. 308
  1449. 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:32,235
  1450. Sorry,
  1451. it's Washington's old flintlock.
  1452.  
  1453. 309
  1454. 00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:34,960
  1455. It's a gift to Dwight D. Eisenhower
  1456. from the emperor of Japan.
  1457.  
  1458. 310
  1459. 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,190
  1460. Oh, touché.
  1461.  
  1462. 311
  1463. 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:39,711
  1464. - I heard a strange noise.
  1465. - Yeah, I've been hearing some strange noises too.
  1466.  
  1467. 312
  1468. 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:41,991
  1469. Oh, yeah.
  1470. That was us having sex.
  1471.  
  1472. 313
  1473. 00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:43,196
  1474. Rule number one.
  1475.  
  1476. 314
  1477. 00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:47,075
  1478. Yeah,
  1479. maybe rule number 32 for her.
  1480.  
  1481. 315
  1482. 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:48,800
  1483. What? Hey.
  1484.  
  1485. 316
  1486. 00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:51,833
  1487. Okay. Ready?
  1488.  
  1489. 317
  1490. 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:55,117
  1491. - Go!
  1492. - Okay, let's go. Come on.
  1493.  
  1494. 318
  1495. 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:56,998
  1496. Oh, fuck.
  1497.  
  1498. 319
  1499. 00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:58,080
  1500. Shit.
  1501.  
  1502. 320
  1503. 00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:01,679
  1504. Honey, I'm home.
  1505.  
  1506. 321
  1507. 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,719
  1508. Oh, my God, you're back. I mean,
  1509. you're back or whatever. That's cool.
  1510.  
  1511. 322
  1512. 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:06,712
  1513. I'm not staying.
  1514. I just came to get weapons.
  1515.  
  1516. 323
  1517. 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:09,440
  1518. - At 1:00 in the morning?
  1519. - Yeah, after a month missing.
  1520.  
  1521. 324
  1522. 00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:11,909
  1523. Little Rock's gone.
  1524.  
  1525. 325
  1526. 00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:28,831
  1527. It was great. It felt so good
  1528. to be on the move again.
  1529.  
  1530. 326
  1531. 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:32,994
  1532. Yeah, we've been having, like,
  1533. a really good time here too, right? Together.
  1534.  
  1535. 327
  1536. 00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:36,630
  1537. We picked up someone new.
  1538. Just a boy.
  1539.  
  1540. 328
  1541. 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:40,191
  1542. He's a couple years older than Little Rock,
  1543. and he's from Berkeley.
  1544.  
  1545. 329
  1546. 00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:42,351
  1547. - Berkeley?
  1548. - Mm-hm.
  1549.  
  1550. 330
  1551. 00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:43,590
  1552. ♪ Don't worry ♪
  1553.  
  1554. 331
  1555. 00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:45,672
  1556. <i>- You said Berkeley?
  1557. - Yes.</i>
  1558.  
  1559. 332
  1560. 00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:48,229
  1561. <i>Berke-fucking-ley?</i>
  1562.  
  1563. 333
  1564. 00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:52,589
  1565. <i>He plays the guitar.</i>
  1566.  
  1567. 334
  1568. 00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:55,752
  1569. Shut the fuck up right now!
  1570. I know what you're about to tell me.
  1571.  
  1572. 335
  1573. 00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:58,150
  1574. She's dating a musician!
  1575.  
  1576. 336
  1577. 00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:02,234
  1578. Hey, come on, dude. Don't you think you're,
  1579. like, overreacting maybe, like, a little bit?
  1580.  
  1581. 337
  1582. 00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:09,676
  1583. Yeah. Yeah. No, I could be overreacting.
  1584. I'm sorry. You're right.
  1585.  
  1586. 338
  1587. 00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:12,155
  1588. You go ahead.
  1589.  
  1590. 339
  1591. 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:13,674
  1592. And he's a pacifist.
  1593.  
  1594. 340
  1595. 00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:19,550
  1596. He has survived on a strict policy
  1597. of conflict avoidance, like Gandhi.
  1598.  
  1599. 341
  1600. 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:25,032
  1601. No!
  1602.  
  1603. 342
  1604. 00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:28,959
  1605. Birkenstock sandals,
  1606. wheatgrass!
  1607.  
  1608. 343
  1609. 00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:31,191
  1610. Fucking basketballs!
  1611.  
  1612. 344
  1613. 00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:43,316
  1614. No, I really...
  1615. I have nothing against pacifists.
  1616.  
  1617. 345
  1618. 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:47,076
  1619. I just wanna beat
  1620. the shit out of them.
  1621.  
  1622. 346
  1623. 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:52,315
  1624. ♪ This is my message to you ♪♪
  1625.  
  1626. 347
  1627. 00:22:55,760 --> 00:23:00,516
  1628. Wow, I mean...
  1629. You have a beautiful voice.
  1630.  
  1631. 348
  1632. 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:03,069
  1633. - Thank you very much. Thank you.
  1634. - Yeah.
  1635.  
  1636. 349
  1637. 00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:06,597
  1638. Hey, have you ever heard
  1639. of this place, Graceland?
  1640.  
  1641. 350
  1642. 00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:10,798
  1643. Elvis was a fraud.
  1644. He ripped off the black man.
  1645.  
  1646. 351
  1647. 00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:15,439
  1648. Oh. I don't know.
  1649. I've just always wanted to go there.
  1650.  
  1651. 352
  1652. 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,910
  1653. Yeah, me too.
  1654. Yeah.
  1655.  
  1656. 353
  1657. 00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:21,795
  1658. - Graceland would be cool.
  1659. - Yeah. Yeah, it would be.
  1660.  
  1661. 354
  1662. 00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:27,393
  1663. I was adamant it was a dumb idea,
  1664. so I did what I never do with her.
  1665.  
  1666. 355
  1667. 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:30,638
  1668. I told her no. And you can
  1669. probably guess what happened next.
  1670.  
  1671. 356
  1672. 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:39,479
  1673. <i>She left a note,
  1674. and then she hit the road.</i>
  1675.  
  1676. 357
  1677. 00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:47,354
  1678. Does anyone else get
  1679. the irony in that?
  1680.  
  1681. 358
  1682. 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:49,400
  1683. Huh?
  1684.  
  1685. 359
  1686. 00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:52,280
  1687. I'm so worried,
  1688. you guys.
  1689.  
  1690. 360
  1691. 00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:55,717
  1692. They're travelling all that way,
  1693. and all they have is a fucking guitar.
  1694.  
  1695. 361
  1696. 00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:59,993
  1697. Yeah, with no intention of ever swinging
  1698. it at anything. You know, because he's a hippie.
  1699.  
  1700. 362
  1701. 00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:04,034
  1702. - She's supposed be killing the dead, not following them.
  1703. - Oh, God.
  1704.  
  1705. 363
  1706. 00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:07,431
  1707. - There's something going on out there.
  1708. - What?
  1709.  
  1710. 364
  1711. 00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:12,470
  1712. Berkeley told us about this new kind
  1713. of zombie that's stronger, and faster,
  1714.  
  1715. 365
  1716. 00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:15,200
  1717. and deadlier and better adapted
  1718. to the hunt.
  1719.  
  1720. 366
  1721. 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:20,797
  1722. What? I'm sorry, but that sounds totally made up.
  1723. I mean, if you want us to come with you, just, like, ask us.
  1724.  
  1725. 367
  1726. 00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:24,880
  1727. - Honestly, I just came back for guns and ammunition.
  1728. - Sure. Come on. Stop begging. We'll do it.
  1729.  
  1730. 368
  1731. 00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:26,872
  1732. - You know, this is all your fault.
  1733. - Me?
  1734.  
  1735. 369
  1736. 00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:29,350
  1737. - If you hadn't pushed her away...
  1738. - Well, not exactly.
  1739.  
  1740. 370
  1741. 00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:32,558
  1742. No, I didn't just run from him.
  1743. She ran from you too.
  1744.  
  1745. 371
  1746. 00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:35,160
  1747. What?
  1748.  
  1749. 372
  1750. 00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:41,078
  1751. You... You mean well,
  1752. but you're kind of overbearing.
  1753.  
  1754. 373
  1755. 00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:46,040
  1756. - Oh, right. I'm overbearing?
  1757. - She's not a kid anymore.
  1758.  
  1759. 374
  1760. 00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:49,591
  1761. Yeah, she's not a kid, but I don't know,
  1762. it sounds like she needs us.
  1763.  
  1764. 375
  1765. 00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:51,956
  1766. Whatever.
  1767. We're gonna go get her.
  1768.  
  1769. 376
  1770. 00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:54,155
  1771. We ride at dawn.
  1772.  
  1773. 377
  1774. 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,720
  1775. Once she's safe,
  1776. I'm going my own way.
  1777.  
  1778. 378
  1779. 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:03,871
  1780. So no goodbye, just like...
  1781.  
  1782. 379
  1783. 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:05,758
  1784. - Yeah, I'm terrible at notes.
  1785. - A lame note.
  1786.  
  1787. 380
  1788. 00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:08,560
  1789. Yeah, I know.
  1790. You mentioned that in the note.
  1791.  
  1792. 381
  1793. 00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:11,440
  1794. I...
  1795.  
  1796. 382
  1797. 00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:16,792
  1798. I might have overreacted
  1799. a little bit.
  1800.  
  1801. 383
  1802. 00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:19,270
  1803. I mean, the proposal kind
  1804. of spooked me.
  1805.  
  1806. 384
  1807. 00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:22,352
  1808. You know what I'm trying to say.
  1809.  
  1810. 385
  1811. 00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:25,798
  1812. Oh, God. I'm sorry.
  1813.  
  1814. 386
  1815. 00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:27,752
  1816. You know how hard it is
  1817. for me to say that
  1818.  
  1819. 387
  1820. 00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:31,914
  1821. because I hate women who are always apologising
  1822. for things they have no reason to apologise for.
  1823.  
  1824. 388
  1825. 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:37,678
  1826. But in this particular instance,
  1827. I actually am really sorry.
  1828.  
  1829. 389
  1830. 00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:41,672
  1831. Well, thank you.
  1832. That actually does mean a lot.
  1833.  
  1834. 390
  1835. 00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:44,951
  1836. I don't know.
  1837. Maybe this could be like a...
  1838.  
  1839. 391
  1840. 00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:46,713
  1841. Like a turning point for us.
  1842.  
  1843. 392
  1844. 00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:49,552
  1845. Yeah, maybe.
  1846.  
  1847. 393
  1848. 00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:51,950
  1849. Columbus, you coming back to bed?
  1850.  
  1851. 394
  1852. 00:25:57,920 --> 00:25:58,920
  1853. Wow.
  1854.  
  1855. 395
  1856. 00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:00,909
  1857. Oh, boy.
  1858.  
  1859. 396
  1860. 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,832
  1861. I mean, wow!
  1862.  
  1863. 397
  1864. 00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:09,876
  1865. Glad we had this little talk.
  1866. Real turning point.
  1867.  
  1868. 398
  1869. 00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:12,720
  1870. Hi.
  1871.  
  1872. 399
  1873. 00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:18,319
  1874. - Is that your sister?
  1875. - Oh, fuck.
  1876.  
  1877. 400
  1878. 00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:25,555
  1879. - You definitely don't need any help. Cool.
  1880. - No, I've got it.
  1881.  
  1882. 401
  1883. 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:26,994
  1884. The Beast is back.
  1885.  
  1886. 402
  1887. 00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:30,118
  1888. I cannot wait
  1889. to get my hands behind the...
  1890.  
  1891. 403
  1892. 00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:33,152
  1893. What the fuck?
  1894.  
  1895. 404
  1896. 00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:37,319
  1897. No, no, no.
  1898.  
  1899. 405
  1900. 00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:41,838
  1901. No way is that GD minivan
  1902. even sniffing at Graceland,
  1903.  
  1904. 406
  1905. 00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:48,110
  1906. home to perhaps America's finest automobile,
  1907. Elvis' 1955 Fleetwood Series 60.
  1908.  
  1909. 407
  1910. 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:54,997
  1911. No. You know, it takes a real man
  1912. to drive a pink Cadillac.
  1913.  
  1914. 408
  1915. 00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:56,753
  1916. Might make that a rule of my own.
  1917.  
  1918. 409
  1919. 00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:00,471
  1920. On second thought, fuck that,
  1921. rules are for pussies.
  1922.  
  1923. 410
  1924. 00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:03,638
  1925. - Nothing personal.
  1926. - How could it not be personal? That's my whole thing.
  1927.  
  1928. 411
  1929. 00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:06,952
  1930. - Yeah, you're right. It was personal.
  1931. - Yeah. Come on. It's gonna be okay.
  1932.  
  1933. 412
  1934. 00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:09,874
  1935. <i>Even Tallahassee knows
  1936. beggars can't be choosers.</i>
  1937.  
  1938. 413
  1939. 00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:13,874
  1940. <i>Vehicles with working batteries
  1941. and parts are way scarcer nowadays,</i>
  1942.  
  1943. 414
  1944. 00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:16,395
  1945. <i>thanks to years of neglect
  1946. and decline.</i>
  1947.  
  1948. 415
  1949. 00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:17,550
  1950. Breakaway mirror.
  1951.  
  1952. 416
  1953. 00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:19,393
  1954. <i>We can't be so picky anymore.</i>
  1955.  
  1956. 417
  1957. 00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:21,597
  1958. - Clear.
  1959. - What? Oh, okay.
  1960.  
  1961. 418
  1962. 00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:22,796
  1963. Boo-ya!
  1964.  
  1965. 419
  1966. 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:23,880
  1967. Okay.
  1968.  
  1969. 420
  1970. 00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:29,755
  1971. This never happened.
  1972.  
  1973. 421
  1974. 00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:32,560
  1975. - I'll get the door.
  1976. - I got it. I'm gonna lay in the back.
  1977.  
  1978. 422
  1979. 00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:36,158
  1980. - Oh, catch.
  1981. - Oh!
  1982.  
  1983. 423
  1984. 00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:38,914
  1985. Shoot. Ha, ha. I got it!
  1986.  
  1987. 424
  1988. 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:42,391
  1989. What in the butt?
  1990.  
  1991. 425
  1992. 00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:44,233
  1993. - Ah, shit.
  1994. - What?
  1995.  
  1996. 426
  1997. 00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:45,470
  1998. - Hi!
  1999. - Hi.
  2000.  
  2001. 427
  2002. 00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:50,480
  2003. Are we dropping her off
  2004. at a no-kill animal shelter or something?
  2005.  
  2006. 428
  2007. 00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:53,837
  2008. Come on, she's a human being.
  2009. We're not gonna, like, leave her here alone.
  2010.  
  2011. 429
  2012. 00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:56,992
  2013. - Yeah, we can't just leave Columbus' girlfriend.
  2014. - Okay.
  2015.  
  2016. 430
  2017. 00:27:58,160 --> 00:27:59,389
  2018. A minivan. Nice.
  2019.  
  2020. 431
  2021. 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:02,075
  2022. I won't feel guilty.
  2023. You left me in the harshest way possible.
  2024.  
  2025. 432
  2026. 00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:04,351
  2027. - You recovered pretty quickly.
  2028. - Well, thank you.
  2029.  
  2030. 433
  2031. 00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:05,510
  2032. Can you help me?
  2033.  
  2034. 434
  2035. 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,000
  2036. - I got it.
  2037. - Okay.
  2038.  
  2039. 435
  2040. 00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:09,430
  2041. - It's just, like, heavy. Thank you.
  2042. - No problem.
  2043.  
  2044. 436
  2045. 00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:12,797
  2046. - Go ahead, get in.
  2047. - Okay. You are so nice.
  2048.  
  2049. 437
  2050. 00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:24,758
  2051. Makkapitew, Askuwheteau,
  2052. Sunukkuhkau...
  2053.  
  2054. 438
  2055. 00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:26,274
  2056. Is he having a seizure?
  2057.  
  2058. 439
  2059. 00:28:26,360 --> 00:28:31,515
  2060. I'm trying out Blackfoot names, so full shushy
  2061. or you go back in your mall fridge.
  2062.  
  2063. 440
  2064. 00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:32,920
  2065. - Okay.
  2066. - Oh.
  2067.  
  2068. 441
  2069. 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,834
  2070. I didn't tell you.
  2071. We met at the mall.
  2072.  
  2073. 442
  2074. 00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:39,072
  2075. Yeah.
  2076. I was living there.
  2077.  
  2078. 443
  2079. 00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:40,992
  2080. Like <i>Dawn of the Dead.</i>
  2081.  
  2082. 444
  2083. 00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:44,471
  2084. Last I checked,
  2085. it's the post-acropolis.
  2086.  
  2087. 445
  2088. 00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:49,874
  2089. - It was so sad when the acropolis struck.
  2090. - Yeah, I know.
  2091.  
  2092. 446
  2093. 00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:54,432
  2094. Hey, Madison, can you remind me, when we first met,
  2095. did you point a gun at me and steal my car?
  2096.  
  2097. 447
  2098. 00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:59,595
  2099. No. When we first met,
  2100. I told you you were really smart.
  2101.  
  2102. 448
  2103. 00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:03,117
  2104. - Oh, yeah.
  2105. - And then I slept with you.
  2106.  
  2107. 449
  2108. 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:04,793
  2109. That's right. You did.
  2110.  
  2111. 450
  2112. 00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:10,034
  2113. Road trip! Here we go!
  2114.  
  2115. 451
  2116. 00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:12,316
  2117. This is gonna be a long drive.
  2118.  
  2119. 452
  2120. 00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:24,274
  2121. I love the smell of gunpowder
  2122. in the morning.
  2123.  
  2124. 453
  2125. 00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:26,920
  2126. I'm more of a patchouli oil guy myself.
  2127.  
  2128. 454
  2129. 00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:32,114
  2130. You don't...
  2131. You don't have weed, do you?
  2132.  
  2133. 455
  2134. 00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:35,432
  2135. I've always wanted to smoke
  2136. way too much weed.
  2137.  
  2138. 456
  2139. 00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:39,275
  2140. Do I look like the type of person
  2141. that would have weed on me?
  2142.  
  2143. 457
  2144. 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:43,036
  2145. - Oh, no. I w... That... I'm sorry, that was...
  2146. - Boom, yeah.
  2147.  
  2148. 458
  2149. 00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:46,996
  2150. - Of course I do. Oh, I love weed.
  2151. - You got me there.
  2152.  
  2153. 459
  2154. 00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:49,754
  2155. - Look. I mean, look at me.
  2156. - Yeah.
  2157.  
  2158. 460
  2159. 00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:54,956
  2160. I just wanted to say it's really nice
  2161. to have another woman around.
  2162.  
  2163. 461
  2164. 00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:57,670
  2165. Yeah.
  2166.  
  2167. 462
  2168. 00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:00,832
  2169. Like,
  2170. to talk about relationships.
  2171.  
  2172. 463
  2173. 00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:03,196
  2174. - Recipes.
  2175. - Rings.
  2176.  
  2177. 464
  2178. 00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:06,396
  2179. Oh, my God.
  2180.  
  2181. 465
  2182. 00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:08,153
  2183. - Oh, my God.
  2184. - Oh, shit.
  2185.  
  2186. 466
  2187. 00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:10,880
  2188. I know.
  2189.  
  2190. 467
  2191. 00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:14,192
  2192. I found it in the bedside drawer.
  2193. I think it belonged to the first lady or...
  2194.  
  2195. 468
  2196. 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:19,309
  2197. You know what? I think you're right.
  2198. It did belong to the first lady.
  2199.  
  2200. 469
  2201. 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:23,519
  2202. Well, I think it was given to the first lady,
  2203. but she heartlessly rejected it.
  2204.  
  2205. 470
  2206. 00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:26,832
  2207. What kind of idiot would turn down
  2208. a ring like this?
  2209.  
  2210. 471
  2211. 00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:30,992
  2212. Maybe an idiot who didn't
  2213. wanna be weighed down.
  2214.  
  2215. 472
  2216. 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,834
  2217. - Anchored. Chained to something immobile.
  2218. - Hm.
  2219.  
  2220. 473
  2221. 00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:41,717
  2222. - Oh, shit. Are you okay?
  2223. - Oh, shoot!
  2224.  
  2225. 474
  2226. 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:43,393
  2227. Forgot the seatbelt rule.
  2228.  
  2229. 475
  2230. 00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:45,711
  2231. So she knows the rules?
  2232.  
  2233. 476
  2234. 00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:47,519
  2235. I mean,
  2236. I told her just a few of them.
  2237.  
  2238. 477
  2239. 00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:50,434
  2240. - Seventy-three. Are there more?
  2241. - Nope, that's it.
  2242.  
  2243. 478
  2244. 00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:54,956
  2245. - I gotta check this out.
  2246. - You guys have spent a lot of time together, huh?
  2247.  
  2248. 479
  2249. 00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:56,560
  2250. That's sweet.
  2251.  
  2252. 480
  2253. 00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:59,075
  2254. You're cute together.
  2255. I like it.
  2256.  
  2257. 481
  2258. 00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:00,835
  2259. Aww.
  2260.  
  2261. 482
  2262. 00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:10,594
  2263. This looks promising.
  2264.  
  2265. 483
  2266. 00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:20,554
  2267. He's so flexible.
  2268.  
  2269. 484
  2270. 00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:22,871
  2271. That's what's so great about him.
  2272. He's very bendy.
  2273.  
  2274. 485
  2275. 00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:26,158
  2276. - Ohio, whenever you're done with that...
  2277. - What? Yeah.
  2278.  
  2279. 486
  2280. 00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:30,280
  2281. Ah!
  2282.  
  2283. 487
  2284. 00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:33,474
  2285. What? No.
  2286. No, no, no. No way. Nonstarter.
  2287.  
  2288. 488
  2289. 00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,517
  2290. You know how I feel
  2291. about clowns.
  2292.  
  2293. 489
  2294. 00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:37,398
  2295. - No, not that.
  2296. - What?
  2297.  
  2298. 490
  2299. 00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:39,358
  2300. - That.
  2301. - Oh.
  2302.  
  2303. 491
  2304. 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,000
  2305. Looks good.
  2306.  
  2307. 492
  2308. 00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:46,679
  2309. - Can I see?
  2310. - Hm?
  2311.  
  2312. 493
  2313. 00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:48,029
  2314. Can I see?
  2315.  
  2316. 494
  2317. 00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:50,157
  2318. Yeah. Here you go.
  2319.  
  2320. 495
  2321. 00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:51,240
  2322. Yeah.
  2323.  
  2324. 496
  2325. 00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:57,318
  2326. The old man is so tiny.
  2327.  
  2328. 497
  2329. 00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:59,596
  2330. - Can you see that?
  2331. - Ha, ha, ha.
  2332.  
  2333. 498
  2334. 00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:01,837
  2335. What's-his-name, you're so tiny.
  2336.  
  2337. 499
  2338. 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,515
  2339. Now you're not. Now you are.
  2340.  
  2341. 500
  2342. 00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:06,592
  2343. Now you're not. Now you are.
  2344. Now you're not.
  2345.  
  2346. 501
  2347. 00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:08,637
  2348. Tiny. Big. Tiny!
  2349.  
  2350. 502
  2351. 00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:11,997
  2352. - She is adorable.
  2353. - She is. I'm lucky.
  2354.  
  2355. 503
  2356. 00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:13,878
  2357. Tiny. Big. Tiny.
  2358.  
  2359. 504
  2360. 00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:17,416
  2361. Look, you're overreacting, okay?
  2362.  
  2363. 505
  2364. 00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:18,874
  2365. Madison's not, like, a real thing.
  2366.  
  2367. 506
  2368. 00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:21,714
  2369. It was just circumstance.
  2370. It was, like, a lack of options.
  2371.  
  2372. 507
  2373. 00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:23,757
  2374. - You could say the same thing about us.
  2375. - What?
  2376.  
  2377. 508
  2378. 00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:27,754
  2379. - Circumstance, lack of options.
  2380. - Really? You really think that?
  2381.  
  2382. 509
  2383. 00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:31,396
  2384. Whereas you two seem like soul mates.
  2385. Destined to share deep, intellectual thoughts.
  2386.  
  2387. 510
  2388. 00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:35,156
  2389. Maybe you're right, maybe we are soul mates,
  2390. okay? Because she's nice, all right?
  2391.  
  2392. 511
  2393. 00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:38,551
  2394. And I'm nice. And you're not.
  2395. You're mean.
  2396.  
  2397. 512
  2398. 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:41,030
  2399. - Whatever. I'm not mean.
  2400. - Yeah, you're kind of mean.
  2401.  
  2402. 513
  2403. 00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:42,600
  2404. Well, my sister is missing.
  2405.  
  2406. 514
  2407. 00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:45,479
  2408. She could be dead, and you're screwing
  2409. some Forever 21-year-old.
  2410.  
  2411. 515
  2412. 00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:48,712
  2413. - So if I wanna be mean, I'll be mean.
  2414. - I don't have the right shoes for this.
  2415.  
  2416. 516
  2417. 00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:51,674
  2418. - Oh, you could borrow a pair of my strappy sandals.
  2419. - Really?
  2420.  
  2421. 517
  2422. 00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:52,760
  2423. Mm-hm.
  2424.  
  2425. 518
  2426. 00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:58,110
  2427. Kidding. You... She was ki...
  2428. You guys are all very sarcastic.
  2429.  
  2430. 519
  2431. 00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:01,272
  2432. Yeah, they're not nice people.
  2433. Sorry about that. Just try to ignore them.
  2434.  
  2435. 520
  2436. 00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:02,360
  2437. Yeah. Yeah.
  2438.  
  2439. 521
  2440. 00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:04,750
  2441. - Ignore us.
  2442. - Please, God, ignore us.
  2443.  
  2444. 522
  2445. 00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:05,956
  2446. See? Mean.
  2447.  
  2448. 523
  2449. 00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:10,797
  2450. All right!
  2451.  
  2452. 524
  2453. 00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:12,439
  2454. This is what I'm talking about.
  2455.  
  2456. 525
  2457. 00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:14,876
  2458. We're finally gonna be riding in style.
  2459.  
  2460. 526
  2461. 00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:18,476
  2462. You guys, I partied with 3 Doors Down
  2463. in one of these. It was so...
  2464.  
  2465. 527
  2466. 00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:20,400
  2467. Oh, shit.
  2468.  
  2469. 528
  2470. 00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:26,076
  2471. What?
  2472.  
  2473. 529
  2474. 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,456
  2475. - Man, we're getting good at this.
  2476. - Columbus.
  2477.  
  2478. 530
  2479. 00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:30,480
  2480. Tallahassee.
  2481.  
  2482. 531
  2483. 00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:34,476
  2484. - The hood is 12 o'clock, trunk is 6. You're our eyes.
  2485. - Yes.
  2486.  
  2487. 532
  2488. 00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:37,792
  2489. Hey, don't worry, you guys.
  2490.  
  2491. 533
  2492. 00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:40,873
  2493. They are much more afraid of us
  2494. than we are of them.
  2495.  
  2496. 534
  2497. 00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:43,634
  2498. God, that is not even
  2499. remotely true.
  2500.  
  2501. 535
  2502. 00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:45,313
  2503. Well, what do I do?
  2504.  
  2505. 536
  2506. 00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:47,631
  2507. - You know how cheerleaders form a pyramid?
  2508. - Yeah.
  2509.  
  2510. 537
  2511. 00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:51,037
  2512. - You know how the three on the bottom anchor the pyramid?
  2513. - Oh, yeah.
  2514.  
  2515. 538
  2516. 00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:54,033
  2517. I don't give a shit what you do,
  2518. just stay out of my way.
  2519.  
  2520. 539
  2521. 00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:56,430
  2522. Okay, 8 o'clock.
  2523. Eight o'clock.
  2524.  
  2525. 540
  2526. 00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:59,752
  2527. Did you say the front was 12?
  2528. Oh, fuck me. Sorry. Two o'clock.
  2529.  
  2530. 541
  2531. 00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:02,719
  2532. Eleven! Eleven! Seven-thirty!
  2533.  
  2534. 542
  2535. 00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:04,837
  2536. Six o'clock. Six!
  2537.  
  2538. 543
  2539. 00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:06,036
  2540. I'll get 6.
  2541.  
  2542. 544
  2543. 00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:09,160
  2544. Shit. One-fifteen.
  2545.  
  2546. 545
  2547. 00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:11,510
  2548. One-thirteen, 1:20. I don't know.
  2549. It's moving that way.
  2550.  
  2551. 546
  2552. 00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:14,035
  2553. - Why is everyone shouting numbers?
  2554. - Eleven!
  2555.  
  2556. 547
  2557. 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,000
  2558. - Twelve!
  2559. - Six!
  2560.  
  2561. 548
  2562. 00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:18,676
  2563. Two o'clock!
  2564.  
  2565. 549
  2566. 00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:20,200
  2567. Eight.
  2568.  
  2569. 550
  2570. 00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:23,153
  2571. - Six o'clock.
  2572. - Shit.
  2573.  
  2574. 551
  2575. 00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:28,679
  2576. One o'clock. Six-thirty.
  2577.  
  2578. 552
  2579. 00:34:30,720 --> 00:34:32,359
  2580. Ten! Eight!
  2581.  
  2582. 553
  2583. 00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:34,750
  2584. - Eight o'clock! Eight!
  2585. - Shit.
  2586.  
  2587. 554
  2588. 00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:36,760
  2589. Shit!
  2590.  
  2591. 555
  2592. 00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:45,160
  2593. - Narsty!
  2594. - Thank you.
  2595.  
  2596. 556
  2597. 00:34:45,240 --> 00:34:46,240
  2598. You're welcome.
  2599.  
  2600. 557
  2601. 00:34:46,241 --> 00:34:47,159
  2602. One o'clock!
  2603.  
  2604. 558
  2605. 00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:49,356
  2606. Two-thirty! Three! One!
  2607.  
  2608. 559
  2609. 00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:52,480
  2610. Okay. I'll get 3.
  2611.  
  2612. 560
  2613. 00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:55,840
  2614. Right on time, Columbus.
  2615.  
  2616. 561
  2617. 00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:58,350
  2618. One o'clock!
  2619. Ten-thirty!
  2620.  
  2621. 562
  2622. 00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:02,795
  2623. Eleven! Eleven!
  2624.  
  2625. 563
  2626. 00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:04,519
  2627. Actually, you know what,
  2628. it's a Homer.
  2629.  
  2630. 564
  2631. 00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:08,037
  2632. - Abort! Abort 11. Don't waste a bullet.
  2633. - Hawking!
  2634.  
  2635. 565
  2636. 00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:10,476
  2637. - Hawking!
  2638. - What? Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
  2639.  
  2640. 566
  2641. 00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:17,520
  2642. Ha-ha-ha! Yay!
  2643.  
  2644. 567
  2645. 00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:21,710
  2646. - Ah! He's trying to bite me!
  2647. - Ninja! Ninja!
  2648.  
  2649. 568
  2650. 00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:23,120
  2651. Oh, my God!
  2652.  
  2653. 569
  2654. 00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:26,831
  2655. You saved me.
  2656.  
  2657. 570
  2658. 00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:28,274
  2659. All right. Settle down.
  2660.  
  2661. 571
  2662. 00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:35,510
  2663. - Hey, Tal, 1 o'clock.
  2664. - Pardon me, Pop-Tart.
  2665.  
  2666. 572
  2667. 00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:37,193
  2668. Not quite done yet.
  2669.  
  2670. 573
  2671. 00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:47,875
  2672. What the fuck?
  2673.  
  2674. 574
  2675. 00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:54,352
  2676. Try to dodge me, motherfucker.
  2677.  
  2678. 575
  2679. 00:35:56,160 --> 00:36:02,191
  2680. <i>This was our first T-800,
  2681. named for the Terminator it-fucking-self.</i>
  2682.  
  2683. 576
  2684. 00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:05,274
  2685. - Tal?
  2686. - Yup?
  2687.  
  2688. 577
  2689. 00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:12,354
  2690. <i>T-800s were a mutated strain
  2691. of zombie,</i>
  2692.  
  2693. 578
  2694. 00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:15,678
  2695. <i>stronger, deadlier
  2696. and harder to kill.</i>
  2697.  
  2698. 579
  2699. 00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:20,270
  2700. One plus one is still two,
  2701. right?
  2702.  
  2703. 580
  2704. 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:31,074
  2705. <i>They were the apex predator,
  2706. top of the food chain.</i>
  2707.  
  2708. 581
  2709. 00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:33,994
  2710. <i>Single-minded and relentless
  2711. like their namesake,</i>
  2712.  
  2713. 582
  2714. 00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:38,438
  2715. <i>once they locked on to a target, T-800s stopped
  2716. at nothing to devour their prey.</i>
  2717.  
  2718. 583
  2719. 00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:41,750
  2720. What the ever-loving fuck?
  2721.  
  2722. 584
  2723. 00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:55,360
  2724. Ew.
  2725.  
  2726. 585
  2727. 00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:58,674
  2728. <i>Seeing that T-800 firsthand
  2729. was all the more worrisome</i>
  2730.  
  2731. 586
  2732. 00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:03,312
  2733. <i>knowing that Little Rock was out there
  2734. with nothing but a hippie and a guitar.</i>
  2735.  
  2736. 587
  2737. 00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:08,912
  2738. ♪ Like a rolling stone ♪♪
  2739.  
  2740. 588
  2741. 00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:14,477
  2742. Okay. That song is amazing.
  2743.  
  2744. 589
  2745. 00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:15,596
  2746. Did you write that?
  2747.  
  2748. 590
  2749. 00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:20,237
  2750. Wa... Was that a dumb question?
  2751.  
  2752. 591
  2753. 00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:23,358
  2754. - Sorry, I was like 11 when the zombies took over.
  2755. - Not a dumb question.
  2756.  
  2757. 592
  2758. 00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:26,512
  2759. I was laughing because you think
  2760. I'd play you some stupid cover song.
  2761.  
  2762. 593
  2763. 00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:27,756
  2764. No, of course I wrote it.
  2765.  
  2766. 594
  2767. 00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:30,912
  2768. If you love that, then you're
  2769. really gonna love this.
  2770.  
  2771. 595
  2772. 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:34,755
  2773. But it's a work in progress,
  2774. so be gentle.
  2775.  
  2776. 596
  2777. 00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:40,991
  2778. ♪ If I leave here tomorrow ♪
  2779.  
  2780. 597
  2781. 00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:47,873
  2782. ♪ Would you still remember me? ♪♪
  2783.  
  2784. 598
  2785. 00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:53,877
  2786. <i>♪ Well, I must be travelling
  2787. on now ♪</i>
  2788.  
  2789. 599
  2790. 00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:57,477
  2791. A poem by Tallahassee.
  2792.  
  2793. 600
  2794. 00:37:57,560 --> 00:38:03,830
  2795. <i>Travelling to Graceland
  2796. in comfort and class</i>
  2797.  
  2798. 601
  2799. 00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:08,711
  2800. <i>That Pontiac Trans Sport can
  2801. kiss my ass</i>
  2802.  
  2803. 602
  2804. 00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:10,917
  2805. Whoo-hoo!
  2806.  
  2807. 603
  2808. 00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:13,117
  2809. Here we go, baby!
  2810.  
  2811. 604
  2812. 00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:17,438
  2813. Let's go see the King
  2814. and let's go get Little Rock!
  2815.  
  2816. 605
  2817. 00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:24,519
  2818. <i>♪ 'Cause I'm as free... ♪♪</i>
  2819.  
  2820. 606
  2821. 00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:31,434
  2822. - Did... Did we just get...
  2823. - Shorter?
  2824.  
  2825. 607
  2826. 00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:34,994
  2827. I say we take the clown car.
  2828.  
  2829. 608
  2830. 00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:39,637
  2831. No, no, no. No! That is a deal-breaker.
  2832. No fucking clowns!
  2833.  
  2834. 609
  2835. 00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:51,159
  2836. In moments of great dishonour such as this,
  2837.  
  2838. 610
  2839. 00:38:51,240 --> 00:38:55,996
  2840. ancient samurai warriors
  2841. were required to commit seppuku,
  2842.  
  2843. 611
  2844. 00:38:56,080 --> 00:39:01,075
  2845. or ritual suicide by disembowelment.
  2846.  
  2847. 612
  2848. 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,434
  2849. My mom had this car.
  2850.  
  2851. 613
  2852. 00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:09,336
  2853. - So did mine.
  2854. - So did mine.
  2855.  
  2856. 614
  2857. 00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:15,078
  2858. Fucking minivan.
  2859.  
  2860. 615
  2861. 00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:17,152
  2862. Back on the road. Yay.
  2863.  
  2864. 616
  2865. 00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:29,991
  2866. I've always wanted
  2867. to start a business
  2868.  
  2869. 617
  2870. 00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:34,791
  2871. where strangers drive strangers
  2872. around in their car for money.
  2873.  
  2874. 618
  2875. 00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:38,872
  2876. Let's say you were really drunk
  2877. and you needed a ride home.
  2878.  
  2879. 619
  2880. 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:42,317
  2881. You'd just get online
  2882. and hop right in with a stranger.
  2883.  
  2884. 620
  2885. 00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:45,000
  2886. And they'd take you
  2887. anywhere you wanna go.
  2888.  
  2889. 621
  2890. 00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:47,037
  2891. Oh, yeah.
  2892. Who then kills you.
  2893.  
  2894. 622
  2895. 00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:50,477
  2896. - Yeah.
  2897. - They'd have gum or, like, lollipops.
  2898.  
  2899. 623
  2900. 00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:52,074
  2901. That was what my parents taught me.
  2902.  
  2903. 624
  2904. 00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:57,673
  2905. They were like, "If a stranger offers you
  2906. candy or gum, get in their car." Great idea.
  2907.  
  2908. 625
  2909. 00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:01,197
  2910. If they try to murder you, you can have
  2911. a point system, so you can rate them.
  2912.  
  2913. 626
  2914. 00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:03,749
  2915. If they try to murder you, like,
  2916. "You get zero points."
  2917.  
  2918. 627
  2919. 00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:07,277
  2920. - But if they don't try to murder you, "You get five points."
  2921. - Okay.
  2922.  
  2923. 628
  2924. 00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:09,670
  2925. Madison, I think
  2926. it is a very good idea.
  2927.  
  2928. 629
  2929. 00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:15,438
  2930. - That's... No, I cannot see that going wrong.
  2931. - All I'm saying is the taxi industry was very flawed.
  2932.  
  2933. 630
  2934. 00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:20,636
  2935. - Uh.
  2936. - Are you okay?
  2937.  
  2938. 631
  2939. 00:40:20,720 --> 00:40:24,316
  2940. - I think I'm, like, hot. I'm hot.
  2941. - Yeah?
  2942.  
  2943. 632
  2944. 00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:28,440
  2945. Mm-hm. I'm so used to being in the freezer
  2946. all the time. Get this off.
  2947.  
  2948. 633
  2949. 00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:30,751
  2950. Oh, yeah, yeah. Sure.
  2951. Yeah, that makes sense.
  2952.  
  2953. 634
  2954. 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,469
  2955. I feel funny.
  2956. My tongue...
  2957.  
  2958. 635
  2959. 00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:41,512
  2960. My tongue...
  2961. My tongue...
  2962.  
  2963. 636
  2964. 00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:44,593
  2965. - Hey, boss? You're gonna wanna pull over.
  2966. - Yeah?
  2967.  
  2968. 637
  2969. 00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:45,680
  2970. - No.
  2971. - Pull over.
  2972.  
  2973. 638
  2974. 00:40:45,681 --> 00:40:47,911
  2975. - No, we're making good progress here.
  2976. - Pull over!
  2977.  
  2978. 639
  2979. 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:51,072
  2980. - Yeah, yeah.
  2981. - Okay. Okay. Okay.
  2982.  
  2983. 640
  2984. 00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:58,440
  2985. - Oh.
  2986. - Oh.
  2987.  
  2988. 641
  2989. 00:40:58,560 --> 00:40:59,560
  2990. Chunkage.
  2991.  
  2992. 642
  2993. 00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:01,398
  2994. I don't know,
  2995. maybe she'll pull through.
  2996.  
  2997. 643
  2998. 00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:04,592
  2999. What do you mean? You are the one
  3000. who always says "don't take chances."
  3001.  
  3002. 644
  3003. 00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:09,435
  3004. So who wants
  3005. to do the honours?
  3006.  
  3007. 645
  3008. 00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:16,557
  3009. I mean, personally, I wouldn't mind,
  3010. but I don't want you guys calling me selfish.
  3011.  
  3012. 646
  3013. 00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:21,118
  3014. Hey, come on. She is a living, thinking being.
  3015. Okay? She's a living being.
  3016.  
  3017. 647
  3018. 00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:25,911
  3019. Look, I know you guys are
  3020. in love or whatever,
  3021.  
  3022. 648
  3023. 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,310
  3024. but in two minutes,
  3025. she's gonna become a:
  3026.  
  3027. 649
  3028. 00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:34,553
  3029. A zombie, not a velociraptor.
  3030. And it's the right thing to do.
  3031.  
  3032. 650
  3033. 00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:40,318
  3034. If you love something, you shoot it in the face
  3035. so it doesn't become a flesh-eating monster.
  3036.  
  3037. 651
  3038. 00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:44,275
  3039. - I know.
  3040. - She's making a good point.
  3041.  
  3042. 652
  3043. 00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:49,799
  3044. Maybe it's time for you
  3045. to be the Brave Little Toaster.
  3046.  
  3047. 653
  3048. 00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:59,469
  3049. <i>They say when something bad happens,
  3050. you have three choices:</i>
  3051.  
  3052. 654
  3053. 00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:03,110
  3054. <i>Let it define you, destroy you
  3055. or strengthen you.</i>
  3056.  
  3057. 655
  3058. 00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:08,353
  3059. <i>Time to teach Lennie
  3060. about the rabbits.</i>
  3061.  
  3062. 656
  3063. 00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:17,430
  3064. - No! Don't come with me! Don't come with me!
  3065. - Madison, Madison, please.
  3066.  
  3067. 657
  3068. 00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:19,751
  3069. - Madison, please. Please, please.
  3070. - Don't hurt me!
  3071.  
  3072. 658
  3073. 00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:21,274
  3074. - No, no, no!
  3075. - Wait. Listen to me!
  3076.  
  3077. 659
  3078. 00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:22,480
  3079. - Please. Wait.
  3080. - No, no, no!
  3081.  
  3082. 660
  3083. 00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:24,671
  3084. - Madison, just wait.
  3085. - I'm a monster.
  3086.  
  3087. 661
  3088. 00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:26,479
  3089. - I'm a monster.
  3090. - Please, please, please.
  3091.  
  3092. 662
  3093. 00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:29,075
  3094. Listen. I realise that we don't
  3095. know each other that well.
  3096.  
  3097. 663
  3098. 00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:33,791
  3099. I mean, well, we do in the biblical sense, yes.
  3100. But I think you're a really great person.
  3101.  
  3102. 664
  3103. 00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:37,836
  3104. Well, not now.
  3105.  
  3106. 665
  3107. 00:42:40,240 --> 00:42:41,390
  3108. I'm sorry.
  3109.  
  3110. 666
  3111. 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:56,320
  3112. Thanks.
  3113.  
  3114. 667
  3115. 00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:58,959
  3116. Can we just...
  3117.  
  3118. 668
  3119. 00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:02,750
  3120. - I'm so sorry.
  3121. - All right. Just... Come on, come on, let's go.
  3122.  
  3123. 669
  3124. 00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:18,354
  3125. I'm not gonna lie and say
  3126. that I'm broken up about it, but...
  3127.  
  3128. 670
  3129. 00:43:20,720 --> 00:43:22,598
  3130. I am sorry.
  3131.  
  3132. 671
  3133. 00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:24,672
  3134. - She didn't deserve that.
  3135. - Thanks, man.
  3136.  
  3137. 672
  3138. 00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:25,796
  3139. - Thanks.
  3140. - He's right.
  3141.  
  3142. 673
  3143. 00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:29,389
  3144. That's a terrible way to go,
  3145. even for...
  3146.  
  3147. 674
  3148. 00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:33,880
  3149. - Oh, come on. It's Madison. You know that.
  3150. - Madison. Madison.
  3151.  
  3152. 675
  3153. 00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:37,431
  3154. Yes, you know that, okay? Her name is Madison.
  3155. Or her name was Madison.
  3156.  
  3157. 676
  3158. 00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:39,477
  3159. You know, and she was
  3160. a real person, okay?
  3161.  
  3162. 677
  3163. 00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:43,349
  3164. She had, you know, complex feelings
  3165. and emotions and interests.
  3166.  
  3167. 678
  3168. 00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:48,555
  3169. You know, she liked dolphins and rainbows,
  3170. you know? And double rainbows.
  3171.  
  3172. 679
  3173. 00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:50,916
  3174. I'm agreeing.
  3175. It's sad.
  3176.  
  3177. 680
  3178. 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:52,992
  3179. - Okay.
  3180. - That is obviously not what I wanted.
  3181.  
  3182. 681
  3183. 00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:55,720
  3184. - What is it that you do want?
  3185. - I wanna find my sister.
  3186.  
  3187. 682
  3188. 00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:56,870
  3189. Me too.
  3190.  
  3191. 683
  3192. 00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:58,599
  3193. - Good.
  3194. - Good.
  3195.  
  3196. 684
  3197. 00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:01,036
  3198. - Good. Great. Awesome.
  3199. - Great, in fact. Great.
  3200.  
  3201. 685
  3202. 00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:02,918
  3203. This is gonna be a long drive.
  3204.  
  3205. 686
  3206. 00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:15,200
  3207. This is it.
  3208.  
  3209. 687
  3210. 00:44:16,240 --> 00:44:21,235
  3211. Hey, little buddy, don't be cruel to me
  3212. for waking you up, but we're here.
  3213.  
  3214. 688
  3215. 00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:25,034
  3216. Oh! Oh, my God.
  3217.  
  3218. 689
  3219. 00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:27,271
  3220. Oh, my God.
  3221.  
  3222. 690
  3223. 00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:34,239
  3224. Every choice I've ever made in my life
  3225. has been leading me to this moment right here,
  3226.  
  3227. 691
  3228. 00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:37,199
  3229. right now,
  3230. 3764 Elvis Presley Boulevard.
  3231.  
  3232. 692
  3233. 00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:40,677
  3234. I feel like a 1954 teenybopper.
  3235.  
  3236. 693
  3237. 00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:41,910
  3238. And here comes...
  3239.  
  3240. 694
  3241. 00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:45,520
  3242. No.
  3243.  
  3244. 695
  3245. 00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:50,272
  3246. No, no, no!
  3247.  
  3248. 696
  3249. 00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:52,955
  3250. Hey, dude, if you need
  3251. a moment or...
  3252.  
  3253. 697
  3254. 00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:55,635
  3255. Oh, my God.
  3256. No Graceland.
  3257.  
  3258. 698
  3259. 00:44:55,720 --> 00:44:57,359
  3260. No Beast.
  3261.  
  3262. 699
  3263. 00:44:57,440 --> 00:45:00,160
  3264. - No Little Rock.
  3265. - No Little Rock?
  3266.  
  3267. 700
  3268. 00:45:00,240 --> 00:45:06,714
  3269. Am I not allowed one cock-sucking
  3270. duck-fucking little break in this world?
  3271.  
  3272. 701
  3273. 00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:08,837
  3274. You're not the only one
  3275. that's upset.
  3276.  
  3277. 702
  3278. 00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:12,596
  3279. Just... Just drive.
  3280. Drive, drive. Drive now!
  3281.  
  3282. 703
  3283. 00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:14,558
  3284. Get away from here. Go!
  3285.  
  3286. 704
  3287. 00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:20,477
  3288. <i>Graceland was
  3289. a pile of rubble,</i>
  3290.  
  3291. 705
  3292. 00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:23,951
  3293. <i>Little Rock was still missing,
  3294. and we were unsure of our next move.</i>
  3295.  
  3296. 706
  3297. 00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:26,680
  3298. <i>But sometimes, you just have
  3299. to follow the signs.</i>
  3300.  
  3301. 707
  3302. 00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:27,760
  3303. Hm.
  3304.  
  3305. 708
  3306. 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:30,912
  3307. When Z-land serves you lemons...
  3308.  
  3309. 709
  3310. 00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:35,356
  3311. Hey, Florida, 11 o'clock.
  3312.  
  3313. 710
  3314. 00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:39,954
  3315. What?
  3316.  
  3317. 711
  3318. 00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:44,114
  3319. Hound Dog Hotel.
  3320. Oh, what a bunch of bull.
  3321.  
  3322. 712
  3323. 00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:48,879
  3324. - Whoa! The Beast!
  3325. - Little Rock!
  3326.  
  3327. 713
  3328. 00:45:56,760 --> 00:45:59,400
  3329. Damn. Wow,
  3330.  
  3331. 714
  3332. 00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:03,440
  3333. for a place that ain't Graceland, it sure
  3334. looks a hell of a lot like Graceland.
  3335.  
  3336. 715
  3337. 00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:06,672
  3338. - Yeah, it does.
  3339. - Here's the idea. We'll split up. I'll go this way.
  3340.  
  3341. 716
  3342. 00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:08,479
  3343. No, no, no.
  3344. I should talk to her.
  3345.  
  3346. 717
  3347. 00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:11,951
  3348. - I'm her sister. I'll talk to her first. You guys stay here.
  3349. - Sound.
  3350.  
  3351. 718
  3352. 00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:16,274
  3353. Bop, bop, bop!
  3354.  
  3355. 719
  3356. 00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:19,035
  3357. - Little respect.
  3358. - Why? He's dead probably.
  3359.  
  3360. 720
  3361. 00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:21,631
  3362. Oh. Oh, for you.
  3363. Okay.
  3364.  
  3365. 721
  3366. 00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:26,237
  3367. - This is so degrading.
  3368. - It's not for me.
  3369.  
  3370. 722
  3371. 00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:27,356
  3372. Yeah, I know.
  3373.  
  3374. 723
  3375. 00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:30,034
  3376. Okay.
  3377.  
  3378. 724
  3379. 00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:33,750
  3380. - Oh, yeah. That's not... Push it.
  3381. - Smells like a wet dog died.
  3382.  
  3383. 725
  3384. 00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:35,672
  3385. - I am. Okay.
  3386. - Square peg, round hole. Stop.
  3387.  
  3388. 726
  3389. 00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:36,760
  3390. Sorry.
  3391.  
  3392. 727
  3393. 00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:43,715
  3394. Oh, my God.
  3395. It's uncanny.
  3396.  
  3397. 728
  3398. 00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:45,075
  3399. This is incredible.
  3400.  
  3401. 729
  3402. 00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:49,630
  3403. It's a perfect fit. I feel like
  3404. Cinderella at the ball.
  3405.  
  3406. 730
  3407. 00:46:49,720 --> 00:46:52,952
  3408. What, are you jealous that I have
  3409. the exact same size shoe as Elvis Presley?
  3410.  
  3411. 731
  3412. 00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:57,431
  3413. No. It's not like those are
  3414. Elvis' actual shoes.
  3415.  
  3416. 732
  3417. 00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:02,280
  3418. Sorry.
  3419.  
  3420. 733
  3421. 00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:25,837
  3422. ♪ Well, I never been to Spain ♪
  3423.  
  3424. 734
  3425. 00:47:29,240 --> 00:47:30,276
  3426. Little Rock?
  3427.  
  3428. 735
  3429. 00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:38,711
  3430. ♪...ladies are insane there ♪
  3431.  
  3432. 736
  3433. 00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:45,076
  3434. ♪ And they sure know
  3435. how to use it ♪
  3436.  
  3437. 737
  3438. 00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:54,510
  3439. ♪ Well,
  3440. I've never been to heaven ♪♪
  3441.  
  3442. 738
  3443. 00:47:57,880 --> 00:48:00,031
  3444. - Start talking.
  3445. - You first.
  3446.  
  3447. 739
  3448. 00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:03,270
  3449. - Hi, my name's Tallahassee.
  3450. - Nevada.
  3451.  
  3452. 740
  3453. 00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:05,995
  3454. - Which part?
  3455. - Nevada's as close as you get.
  3456.  
  3457. 741
  3458. 00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:07,992
  3459. Now, what are you doing
  3460. in the Hound Dog?
  3461.  
  3462. 742
  3463. 00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:11,118
  3464. I got a thing for the King.
  3465.  
  3466. 743
  3467. 00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:14,273
  3468. No, no, no,
  3469. don't shoot my friends.
  3470.  
  3471. 744
  3472. 00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:18,075
  3473. - Anybody else in here with you?
  3474. - No, no. Just us.
  3475.  
  3476. 745
  3477. 00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:20,629
  3478. We're all civilised people.
  3479. Let's just put the guns down.
  3480.  
  3481. 746
  3482. 00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:24,553
  3483. Why the hell are you wearing
  3484. Elvis' actual shoes?
  3485.  
  3486. 747
  3487. 00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:25,756
  3488. Comfort.
  3489.  
  3490. 748
  3491. 00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:29,477
  3492. - You live here?
  3493. - Yeah.
  3494.  
  3495. 749
  3496. 00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:32,200
  3497. So that car out front, the girl
  3498. who was driving it, is she...
  3499.  
  3500. 750
  3501. 00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:35,673
  3502. Gone. She and that poser
  3503. peace lover of hers...
  3504.  
  3505. 751
  3506. 00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:37,353
  3507. - Berkeley.
  3508. - Berkeley.
  3509.  
  3510. 752
  3511. 00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:39,589
  3512. ...took off a few days ago.
  3513.  
  3514. 753
  3515. 00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:42,832
  3516. And trust me, they shouldn't have.
  3517. It's not safe out there.
  3518.  
  3519. 754
  3520. 00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:45,719
  3521. - Damn it.
  3522. - Why didn't they take the Beast?
  3523.  
  3524. 755
  3525. 00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:51,637
  3526. - He said it was too "establishment."
  3527. - Oh, I will kill that little fart snack myself.
  3528.  
  3529. 756
  3530. 00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:55,993
  3531. You're lucky I didn't do the same to you. Seriously.
  3532. You know how close I came to Murraying you?
  3533.  
  3534. 757
  3535. 00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:00,396
  3536. To what-ing him?
  3537.  
  3538. 758
  3539. 00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:03,238
  3540. Murraying him.
  3541.  
  3542. 759
  3543. 00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:06,279
  3544. You know, when you shoot someone
  3545. because you think they're a zombie.
  3546.  
  3547. 760
  3548. 00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:08,158
  3549. Apparently,
  3550. that's how Bill Murray died.
  3551.  
  3552. 761
  3553. 00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:12,831
  3554. Wow. God, who's Bill Murray?
  3555. I never... I don't even know what that is.
  3556.  
  3557. 762
  3558. 00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:17,039
  3559. Oh, the actor. That's so sad.
  3560. I don't read, like, <i>Variety</i> or anything.
  3561.  
  3562. 763
  3563. 00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:19,715
  3564. So sad. Sorry if you knew him.
  3565. If you didn't, I'm still sorry.
  3566.  
  3567. 764
  3568. 00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:22,474
  3569. It's sad when anybody dies.
  3570. Sounds like an urban legend though.
  3571.  
  3572. 765
  3573. 00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:25,200
  3574. - It happened.
  3575. - I doubt it. It's weird. What?
  3576.  
  3577. 766
  3578. 00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:34,231
  3579. I'll say this about Murray, if I ever
  3580. find out who did him, I'm gonna do him.
  3581.  
  3582. 767
  3583. 00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:36,835
  3584. Me too. I'll be...
  3585. You first, but me second.
  3586.  
  3587. 768
  3588. 00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:39,754
  3589. Don't listen to this guy.
  3590. He's killed more celebrities than cocaine.
  3591.  
  3592. 769
  3593. 00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:43,151
  3594. The girl that was here before,
  3595. did she say where she was going?
  3596.  
  3597. 770
  3598. 00:49:43,240 --> 00:49:48,076
  3599. No, but that idiot Berkeley
  3600. wouldn't shut up about it.
  3601.  
  3602. 771
  3603. 00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:51,870
  3604. Babylon is a commune, safe haven,
  3605. protected on all sides.
  3606.  
  3607. 772
  3608. 00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:55,271
  3609. Completely pacifist.
  3610. No guns or violence of any kind.
  3611.  
  3612. 773
  3613. 00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:59,036
  3614. A lot of young people too, you know.
  3615. Generation Z living in peace and harmony.
  3616.  
  3617. 774
  3618. 00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:00,236
  3619. Yeah, it sounds cool.
  3620.  
  3621. 775
  3622. 00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:06,317
  3623. I know you had your heart set on this Graceland,
  3624. but this is <i>mucho, mucho</i> better.
  3625.  
  3626. 776
  3627. 00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:18,839
  3628. This is a very good replica of the King's Jungle Room,
  3629. where he recorded his last two albums.
  3630.  
  3631. 777
  3632. 00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:22,675
  3633. <i>From Elvis Presley Boulevard,
  3634. Memphis, Tennessee</i> and...
  3635.  
  3636. 778
  3637. 00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:23,760
  3638. And <i>Moody Blue.</i>
  3639.  
  3640. 779
  3641. 00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:26,240
  3642. You know your Elvis.
  3643.  
  3644. 780
  3645. 00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:30,559
  3646. Every lover of
  3647. the King has a story.
  3648.  
  3649. 781
  3650. 00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:33,080
  3651. What's yours?
  3652.  
  3653. 782
  3654. 00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:37,393
  3655. My mama took me to see Elvis
  3656. when I was a kid. Something about him.
  3657.  
  3658. 783
  3659. 00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:40,871
  3660. - Attitude, the music...
  3661. - The hips, the ass.
  3662.  
  3663. 784
  3664. 00:50:41,960 --> 00:50:45,317
  3665. Well, I was 10, but, you know, with Elvis,
  3666. there is something for everyone.
  3667.  
  3668. 785
  3669. 00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:49,599
  3670. Cut to later, I'm in high school.
  3671. And my buddy Frankie Hammond says:
  3672.  
  3673. 786
  3674. 00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:52,872
  3675. "Do your Elvis."
  3676.  
  3677. 787
  3678. 00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:56,237
  3679. I said, "We're in a library.
  3680. It's gonna be loud."
  3681.  
  3682. 788
  3683. 00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:59,916
  3684. He convinces me. He starts
  3685. tapping his pencil, and I get up.
  3686.  
  3687. 789
  3688. 00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:08,955
  3689. ♪ You ain't nothing but a hound dog
  3690. Crying all the time ♪
  3691.  
  3692. 790
  3693. 00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:14,359
  3694. Everybody starts gathering around
  3695. and clapping, and I jumped on a table.
  3696.  
  3697. 791
  3698. 00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:15,794
  3699. I finish off with a flourish.
  3700.  
  3701. 792
  3702. 00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:20,193
  3703. ♪ You ain't never caught a rabbit
  3704. You ain't no friend of mine ♪♪
  3705.  
  3706. 793
  3707. 00:51:21,201 --> 00:51:24,433
  3708. Yeah! And the whole place,
  3709. thunderous applause.
  3710.  
  3711. 794
  3712. 00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:27,632
  3713. And up comes the cutest girl
  3714. in the school,
  3715.  
  3716. 795
  3717. 00:51:27,720 --> 00:51:31,839
  3718. Robin Rogers, who never gave me
  3719. the time of day before.
  3720.  
  3721. 796
  3722. 00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:34,151
  3723. She plants a kiss on my cheek.
  3724.  
  3725. 797
  3726. 00:51:34,240 --> 00:51:38,439
  3727. And for a moment, just one,
  3728. I felt like the King.
  3729.  
  3730. 798
  3731. 00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:44,313
  3732. I suddenly feel a little jealous
  3733. of Robin Rogers.
  3734.  
  3735. 799
  3736. 00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:47,432
  3737. Ahem.
  3738. You don't say.
  3739.  
  3740. 800
  3741. 00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:51,233
  3742. I don't know about you...
  3743.  
  3744. 801
  3745. 00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:54,558
  3746. but I feel my temperature rising.
  3747.  
  3748. 802
  3749. 00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:05,920
  3750. This is Babylon.
  3751.  
  3752. 803
  3753. 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,640
  3754. Oh, like those ancient hanging gardens.
  3755.  
  3756. 804
  3757. 00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:11,477
  3758. - Huh?
  3759. - Of Babylon.
  3760.  
  3761. 805
  3762. 00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:14,712
  3763. No, no. It's named
  3764. for that cool David Gray song.
  3765.  
  3766. 806
  3767. 00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:16,757
  3768. Man, I wish I'd written that one.
  3769.  
  3770. 807
  3771. 00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:20,674
  3772. No guns allowed is our one rule.
  3773.  
  3774. 808
  3775. 00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:23,080
  3776. - That, and no group sex.
  3777. - All right. Hand them over.
  3778.  
  3779. 809
  3780. 00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:27,560
  3781. Here you go.
  3782.  
  3783. 810
  3784. 00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:31,156
  3785. No guns. No guns.
  3786. Just hugs.
  3787.  
  3788. 811
  3789. 00:52:31,240 --> 00:52:32,993
  3790. Then welcome.
  3791.  
  3792. 812
  3793. 00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:37,438
  3794. Come on, señorita. You're gonna love this place.
  3795. It's completely safe and entirely organic.
  3796.  
  3797. 813
  3798. 00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:39,240
  3799. - This is so cool.
  3800. - All right.
  3801.  
  3802. 814
  3803. 00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:42,000
  3804. We're gonna melt your guns over here
  3805. and then give you a pendant.
  3806.  
  3807. 815
  3808. 00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:43,816
  3809. - They melt it?
  3810. - Yeah, they melt it.
  3811.  
  3812. 816
  3813. 00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:45,240
  3814. It's a symbolic thing.
  3815.  
  3816. 817
  3817. 00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:48,438
  3818. Goodbye, violence.
  3819. Hello, peace.
  3820.  
  3821. 818
  3822. 00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:52,514
  3823. Once we're done here, we'll take you up
  3824. to the rooftop. I hope you like stairs.
  3825.  
  3826. 819
  3827. 00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:53,636
  3828. That's good.
  3829.  
  3830. 820
  3831. 00:52:57,400 --> 00:52:59,676
  3832. - Thanks.
  3833. - Welcome to Babylon.
  3834.  
  3835. 821
  3836. 00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:01,592
  3837. Let me show you the way.
  3838.  
  3839. 822
  3840. 00:53:01,680 --> 00:53:02,796
  3841. Right on.
  3842.  
  3843. 823
  3844. 00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:08,913
  3845. Hey, brother. What's up?
  3846.  
  3847. 824
  3848. 00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:10,798
  3849. - Hi.
  3850. - Yeah.
  3851.  
  3852. 825
  3853. 00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:34,999
  3854. Wake up, my little blue suede baby.
  3855. It's now or never.
  3856.  
  3857. 826
  3858. 00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:36,080
  3859. Hoo!
  3860.  
  3861. 827
  3862. 00:53:36,240 --> 00:53:39,358
  3863. My friends say you're
  3864. sleeping like a tired pup.
  3865.  
  3866. 828
  3867. 00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:42,590
  3868. What the fuck?
  3869.  
  3870. 829
  3871. 00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:45,240
  3872. Shit.
  3873.  
  3874. 830
  3875. 00:53:52,040 --> 00:53:54,396
  3876. Oh, no, no, no!
  3877.  
  3878. 831
  3879. 00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:56,392
  3880. This is not happening!
  3881.  
  3882. 832
  3883. 00:53:56,480 --> 00:53:59,518
  3884. This is not fucking happening!
  3885.  
  3886. 833
  3887. 00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:01,671
  3888. Hey, motherfucker,
  3889. that's my ride!
  3890.  
  3891. 834
  3892. 00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:07,552
  3893. Oh, my apologies, tiny Elvis. Just didn't
  3894. expect anything to be parked in my driveway.
  3895.  
  3896. 835
  3897. 00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:08,830
  3898. Your driveway?
  3899.  
  3900. 836
  3901. 00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:13,080
  3902. That's right.
  3903. My driveway.
  3904.  
  3905. 837
  3906. 00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:16,756
  3907. Well, that's funny. When I parked
  3908. in it, no one told me to pull out.
  3909.  
  3910. 838
  3911. 00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:20,430
  3912. Well, actually,
  3913. it's my driveway.
  3914.  
  3915. 839
  3916. 00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:22,239
  3917. Hey, Nevada.
  3918.  
  3919. 840
  3920. 00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:27,196
  3921. But see, when I'm in town,
  3922. I use it.
  3923.  
  3924. 841
  3925. 00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:30,637
  3926. Well, I'm in town now,
  3927. and I'm using it.
  3928.  
  3929. 842
  3930. 00:54:30,720 --> 00:54:35,670
  3931. Keep talking like this, and I can arrange
  3932. so neither of you ever uses my driveway again.
  3933.  
  3934. 843
  3935. 00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:38,912
  3936. - I don't think they're talking about the driveway.
  3937. - No, I don't think so.
  3938.  
  3939. 844
  3940. 00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:41,390
  3941. - You happy now? Great. Good move.
  3942. - Satisfied? Good job.
  3943.  
  3944. 845
  3945. 00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:44,234
  3946. - Is it me, or does he kind of remind you of...?
  3947. - Yeah, it's weird.
  3948.  
  3949. 846
  3950. 00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:46,994
  3951. - I don't like you at all.
  3952. - I don't like you at all.
  3953.  
  3954. 847
  3955. 00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:48,355
  3956. It's not weird,
  3957. it's creepy.
  3958.  
  3959. 848
  3960. 00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:53,271
  3961. - It's like an un-funhouse mirror.
  3962. - I think you double-parked or more perpendicular-parked.
  3963.  
  3964. 849
  3965. 00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:55,317
  3966. - Hope we don't get a ticket.
  3967. - Whoa.
  3968.  
  3969. 850
  3970. 00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:57,392
  3971. - Calm down. It's okay.
  3972. - I'm just ragging you.
  3973.  
  3974. 851
  3975. 00:54:57,520 --> 00:54:59,989
  3976. - What is going on here?
  3977. - What?
  3978.  
  3979. 852
  3980. 00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:02,072
  3981. - What do you mean, "what"?
  3982. - What?
  3983.  
  3984. 853
  3985. 00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:04,914
  3986. - Does he not remind you of...?
  3987. - Hello everyone.
  3988.  
  3989. 854
  3990. 00:55:05,720 --> 00:55:07,120
  3991. Of...
  3992. Of what?
  3993.  
  3994. 855
  3995. 00:55:07,240 --> 00:55:09,471
  3996. - This is Albuquerque. I'm Flagstaff.
  3997. - Howdy.
  3998.  
  3999. 856
  4000. 00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:10,755
  4001. Hey.
  4002. I'm Columbus.
  4003.  
  4004. 857
  4005. 00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:11,840
  4006. Oh, great.
  4007.  
  4008. 858
  4009. 00:55:13,720 --> 00:55:16,155
  4010. This is Tallahassee, Wichita,
  4011. and I guess you know Nevada.
  4012.  
  4013. 859
  4014. 00:55:16,240 --> 00:55:18,471
  4015. - Yes, I do.
  4016. - Easy, cowboy.
  4017.  
  4018. 860
  4019. 00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:24,158
  4020. So sorry about your ex-car. I guess,
  4021. as I like to say, expect the unexpected.
  4022.  
  4023. 861
  4024. 00:55:25,240 --> 00:55:26,754
  4025. - It's one of my commandments.
  4026. - Oh.
  4027.  
  4028. 862
  4029. 00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:29,320
  4030. - Commandments?
  4031. - Yeah.
  4032.  
  4033. 863
  4034. 00:55:29,321 --> 00:55:32,313
  4035. Just sort of guidelines for staying alive.
  4036. I've got loads of them.
  4037.  
  4038. 864
  4039. 00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:34,915
  4040. - Interesting.
  4041. - Yeah, number one is teamwork.
  4042.  
  4043. 865
  4044. 00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:38,750
  4045. - Teamwork. That's so great.
  4046. - Thanks. I actually spent a long time thinking about it.
  4047.  
  4048. 866
  4049. 00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:42,016
  4050. - I have rules, you know, which is, like, less biblical.
  4051. - Love rules.
  4052.  
  4053. 867
  4054. 00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:44,236
  4055. Without rules,
  4056. everything's chaos.
  4057.  
  4058. 868
  4059. 00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:46,750
  4060. - Thank you.
  4061. - Columbus has quite a few rules.
  4062.  
  4063. 869
  4064. 00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:47,960
  4065. - I do.
  4066. - Awesome.
  4067.  
  4068. 870
  4069. 00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:48,920
  4070. Like what?
  4071.  
  4072. 871
  4073. 00:55:48,921 --> 00:55:51,277
  4074. - I don't wanna toot my own horn.
  4075. - Go on, toot, toot.
  4076.  
  4077. 872
  4078. 00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:53,477
  4079. - Let me toot for him.
  4080. - Thank you.
  4081.  
  4082. 873
  4083. 00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:56,473
  4084. - Number one, cardio.
  4085. - That's right.
  4086.  
  4087. 874
  4088. 00:55:56,560 --> 00:55:57,630
  4089. Cardio.
  4090. Okay.
  4091.  
  4092. 875
  4093. 00:55:57,720 --> 00:55:59,677
  4094. - What?
  4095. - I don't mean to laugh.
  4096.  
  4097. 876
  4098. 00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:03,754
  4099. It's just that cardiovascular fitness
  4100. is his number 29,
  4101.  
  4102. 877
  4103. 00:56:03,880 --> 00:56:07,112
  4104. meaning he has 28 other commandments
  4105. that he finds more important,
  4106.  
  4107. 878
  4108. 00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:09,715
  4109. like, say,
  4110. what's one of your great ones?
  4111.  
  4112. 879
  4113. 00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:11,154
  4114. Number 12.
  4115.  
  4116. 880
  4117. 00:56:11,240 --> 00:56:14,711
  4118. The world is your bathroom, meaning you can
  4119. just whip it out wherever you want,
  4120.  
  4121. 881
  4122. 00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:15,760
  4123. and just have at it.
  4124.  
  4125. 882
  4126. 00:56:15,761 --> 00:56:19,391
  4127. Oh, just whip it out wherever you want!
  4128. That sounds a little uncouth.
  4129.  
  4130. 883
  4131. 00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:23,673
  4132. The "whip it out" part's for guys, obviously.
  4133. If you're a woman, you can reveal it.
  4134.  
  4135. 884
  4136. 00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:26,911
  4137. - Whichever.
  4138. - I have beware of bathrooms.
  4139.  
  4140. 885
  4141. 00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:29,117
  4142. Yeah, I'm just generally careful
  4143. around them.
  4144.  
  4145. 886
  4146. 00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:32,080
  4147. - We don't have to compare. It's not a competition.
  4148. - Doesn't have to be.
  4149.  
  4150. 887
  4151. 00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:34,271
  4152. But number 18 is limber up.
  4153.  
  4154. 888
  4155. 00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:36,192
  4156. - But that's...
  4157. - That's fine. I have warm up.
  4158.  
  4159. 889
  4160. 00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:40,718
  4161. Again, not a competition,
  4162. but commandment number 45 for me is,
  4163.  
  4164. 890
  4165. 00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:41,870
  4166. well, mind your manners.
  4167.  
  4168. 891
  4169. 00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,720
  4170. Just because it's the apocalypse
  4171. doesn't mean you have to be rude.
  4172.  
  4173. 892
  4174. 00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:47,634
  4175. Yeah, keep your hands to yourself, number 42.
  4176. Do you have sunscreen?
  4177.  
  4178. 893
  4179. 00:56:47,720 --> 00:56:49,518
  4180. - Just shade.
  4181. - Shade. Of course.
  4182.  
  4183. 894
  4184. 00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:52,479
  4185. It's free. It's everywhere.
  4186. Yeah. Number two, double tap.
  4187.  
  4188. 895
  4189. 00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:55,997
  4190. - I have number five, confirm your kill.
  4191. - Confirm your kill.
  4192.  
  4193. 896
  4194. 00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:58,959
  4195. - Avoid perishables. Do you have that?
  4196. - Sorry. Ziploc bags.
  4197.  
  4198. 897
  4199. 00:56:59,040 --> 00:57:01,111
  4200. - Same thing, different word. Yeah.
  4201. - Yeah. Exactly.
  4202.  
  4203. 898
  4204. 00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:03,317
  4205. I probably would shy away
  4206. from the word "Ziploc"
  4207.  
  4208. 899
  4209. 00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:05,033
  4210. because I try
  4211. to avoid name brands.
  4212.  
  4213. 900
  4214. 00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:08,113
  4215. Okay, great. So, what brought
  4216. you guys back so soon?
  4217.  
  4218. 901
  4219. 00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:11,113
  4220. We was headed for the Rockies,
  4221. but the goddamn Bolts...
  4222.  
  4223. 902
  4224. 00:57:11,240 --> 00:57:12,276
  4225. Bolts?
  4226.  
  4227. 903
  4228. 00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:14,680
  4229. - Yeah.
  4230. - Yeah, the zombies out on the plains.
  4231.  
  4232. 904
  4233. 00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:16,797
  4234. They're a lot tougher than
  4235. what we're used to.
  4236.  
  4237. 905
  4238. 00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:21,909
  4239. I guess because of all the running and hunting.
  4240. So we call them Bolts, as in Usain.
  4241.  
  4242. 906
  4243. 00:57:22,080 --> 00:57:25,391
  4244. - As in pretty fucking athletic.
  4245. - Oh, yeah. No, that makes total sense.
  4246.  
  4247. 907
  4248. 00:57:25,480 --> 00:57:27,995
  4249. - We actually call them T-800s.
  4250. <i>- Terminator.</i> Yes! I love it.
  4251.  
  4252. 908
  4253. 00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:30,616
  4254. - Really?
  4255. - Yes. Literally my favourite movie. Well, <i>T2.</i>
  4256.  
  4257. 909
  4258. 00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:33,439
  4259. - Yeah, <i>T2</i> is my second favourite movie.
  4260. - What's number one?
  4261.  
  4262. 910
  4263. 00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:35,750
  4264. It's <i>Fantasia.</i>
  4265.  
  4266. 911
  4267. 00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:42,075
  4268. Well, anyhow, the Bolts' food sources are running low,
  4269. so they're pushing east, which is <i>no bueno.</i>
  4270.  
  4271. 912
  4272. 00:57:42,160 --> 00:57:44,152
  4273. You know what else is
  4274. <i>no bueno?</i>
  4275.  
  4276. 913
  4277. 00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:46,992
  4278. You murdered the Beast.
  4279.  
  4280. 914
  4281. 00:57:47,120 --> 00:57:52,434
  4282. Yeah, well, let me call AAA
  4283. for you. I'm sure they'll be right over.
  4284.  
  4285. 915
  4286. 00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:54,751
  4287. So you have
  4288. to play your cards as...
  4289.  
  4290. 916
  4291. 00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:57,878
  4292. That onesie was starting
  4293. to cut off my circulation.
  4294.  
  4295. 917
  4296. 00:57:57,960 --> 00:57:59,838
  4297. To your vagina?
  4298.  
  4299. 918
  4300. 00:57:59,920 --> 00:58:00,880
  4301. Your vagina.
  4302.  
  4303. 919
  4304. 00:58:00,881 --> 00:58:05,557
  4305. - What'll you have, Florida?
  4306. - He strikes me as the lemon drop type.
  4307.  
  4308. 920
  4309. 00:58:05,640 --> 00:58:08,519
  4310. You know, something with an umbrella
  4311. or something like that.
  4312.  
  4313. 921
  4314. 00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:12,190
  4315. - I heard "something with an umbrella." Make it two.
  4316. - Three please. Three.
  4317.  
  4318. 922
  4319. 00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:13,600
  4320. So that's your sidekick.
  4321.  
  4322. 923
  4323. 00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:15,856
  4324. That there's my partner.
  4325.  
  4326. 924
  4327. 00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:21,035
  4328. You might look at Flagstaff and think,
  4329. "Oh, he's a little slight, diminutive."
  4330.  
  4331. 925
  4332. 00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:24,909
  4333. Effeminate even, but he's a real beast
  4334. in battle. Yeah.
  4335.  
  4336. 926
  4337. 00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:27,469
  4338. Come on now. You're being sweet.
  4339. You sweet, sweet man.
  4340.  
  4341. 927
  4342. 00:58:27,560 --> 00:58:28,835
  4343. - Thank you.
  4344. - Well, I love you.
  4345.  
  4346. 928
  4347. 00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:29,840
  4348. Love you too.
  4349.  
  4350. 929
  4351. 00:58:29,841 --> 00:58:35,359
  4352. Yeah, you know, Tubbs to my Crockett over here.
  4353. He may look a little bookish, but he's an animal too.
  4354.  
  4355. 930
  4356. 00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:38,035
  4357. He eats zombies for breakfast,
  4358. shits them out by lunch.
  4359.  
  4360. 931
  4361. 00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:39,160
  4362. Cheers.
  4363.  
  4364. 932
  4365. 00:58:39,161 --> 00:58:41,197
  4366. He shits out everything
  4367. by lunch.
  4368.  
  4369. 933
  4370. 00:58:44,440 --> 00:58:45,840
  4371. What the hell was that?
  4372.  
  4373. 934
  4374. 00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:52,216
  4375. They must have
  4376. fucking followed you.
  4377.  
  4378. 935
  4379. 00:58:52,240 --> 00:58:54,197
  4380. Oh, God, those are T-800s.
  4381.  
  4382. 936
  4383. 00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:56,078
  4384. Or at the very least T-700s.
  4385.  
  4386. 937
  4387. 00:58:56,160 --> 00:58:58,834
  4388. - There actually was no T-700.
  4389. - Yeah, T-800's the first model.
  4390.  
  4391. 938
  4392. 00:58:58,920 --> 00:59:02,436
  4393. - This is great, having two of you.
  4394. - Okay.
  4395.  
  4396. 939
  4397. 00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:04,477
  4398. Time to nut up or shut up.
  4399.  
  4400. 940
  4401. 00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:07,354
  4402. That saying's very 2009.
  4403.  
  4404. 941
  4405. 00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:12,354
  4406. Okay.
  4407. We got this.
  4408.  
  4409. 942
  4410. 00:59:12,640 --> 00:59:13,640
  4411. Ho!
  4412.  
  4413. 943
  4414. 00:59:13,840 --> 00:59:15,991
  4415. You don't send
  4416. a boy to do a man's job.
  4417.  
  4418. 944
  4419. 00:59:16,080 --> 00:59:18,356
  4420. We brought them here.
  4421. We'll take care of it.
  4422.  
  4423. 945
  4424. 00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:20,830
  4425. Yeah, you know what?
  4426. Have at them.
  4427.  
  4428. 946
  4429. 00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:23,998
  4430. - Yeah, you have a safe word in case things go bad?
  4431. - Ha. That's good.
  4432.  
  4433. 947
  4434. 00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:27,517
  4435. - Come on, Flag, let's show these fuckers how it's done.
  4436. - Sure. You got it, boss.
  4437.  
  4438. 948
  4439. 00:59:28,840 --> 00:59:31,275
  4440. <i>Hasta la vista,</i> baby.
  4441. <i>Terminator 2.</i>
  4442.  
  4443. 949
  4444. 00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:32,510
  4445. Remember?
  4446.  
  4447. 950
  4448. 00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:33,600
  4449. Whoo! Ready, buddy?
  4450.  
  4451. 951
  4452. 00:59:33,680 --> 00:59:35,114
  4453. He's so cool.
  4454.  
  4455. 952
  4456. 00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:38,176
  4457. - Whoo! Hell!
  4458. - Suck these bullets!
  4459.  
  4460. 953
  4461. 00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:39,560
  4462. Come on! Get you some!
  4463.  
  4464. 954
  4465. 00:59:39,680 --> 00:59:42,957
  4466. - Anybody else find those two uniquely annoying?
  4467. - Get it!
  4468.  
  4469. 955
  4470. 00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:45,191
  4471. Uniquely?
  4472. No.
  4473.  
  4474. 956
  4475. 00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:48,799
  4476. Well,
  4477. I don't love their chances.
  4478.  
  4479. 957
  4480. 00:59:48,880 --> 00:59:51,600
  4481. And they ignored rule 52,
  4482. don't be afraid to ask for help.
  4483.  
  4484. 958
  4485. 00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:53,911
  4486. Get fucked in the face,
  4487. bitch! Whoo!
  4488.  
  4489. 959
  4490. 00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:55,434
  4491. - Flagstaff?
  4492. - Yeah, boss?
  4493.  
  4494. 960
  4495. 00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:58,638
  4496. You made the all-star team today.
  4497. I mean, no kidding.
  4498.  
  4499. 961
  4500. 00:59:58,720 --> 00:59:59,949
  4501. Unbelievable job.
  4502.  
  4503. 962
  4504. 01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:03,920
  4505. And is it me, or are those Bolts
  4506. just getting meaner by the day?
  4507.  
  4508. 963
  4509. 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:05,275
  4510. They're full-blown dickheads.
  4511.  
  4512. 964
  4513. 01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:09,195
  4514. I got an action shot of you
  4515. that's going right into the scrapbook.
  4516.  
  4517. 965
  4518. 01:00:09,280 --> 01:00:10,555
  4519. This is gonna be a good one.
  4520.  
  4521. 966
  4522. 01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:15,840
  4523. You just keep raising the bar, and that's why
  4524. we will continue to ride these highways together.
  4525.  
  4526. 967
  4527. 01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:18,230
  4528. - I'm so proud of you.
  4529. - Well, I learned from the best.
  4530.  
  4531. 968
  4532. 01:00:18,320 --> 01:00:19,240
  4533. Oh, come on now.
  4534.  
  4535. 969
  4536. 01:00:19,241 --> 01:00:21,597
  4537. - Nice work, Querq.
  4538. - Thank you. Thank you.
  4539.  
  4540. 970
  4541. 01:00:21,720 --> 01:00:25,680
  4542. - This is gonna be a hell of a shot.
  4543. - It's so cool he let you wear the hat.
  4544.  
  4545. 971
  4546. 01:00:26,760 --> 01:00:28,200
  4547. - Querq?
  4548. - Yeah?
  4549.  
  4550. 972
  4551. 01:00:28,280 --> 01:00:30,317
  4552. I think you got
  4553. a little something here.
  4554.  
  4555. 973
  4556. 01:00:32,840 --> 01:00:34,240
  4557. Oh, what that?
  4558.  
  4559. 974
  4560. 01:00:35,720 --> 01:00:39,111
  4561. Oh, yeah, that's just...
  4562. That's just a tattoo.
  4563.  
  4564. 975
  4565. 01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:47,953
  4566. - Sorry, you got a tattoo of a zombie bite?
  4567. - No, it's just a tattoo I got one night in Bernalillo.
  4568.  
  4569. 976
  4570. 01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:53,073
  4571. All right, everybody.
  4572. Just take it easy.
  4573.  
  4574. 977
  4575. 01:00:53,160 --> 01:00:55,072
  4576. Everything's fine.
  4577.  
  4578. 978
  4579. 01:00:55,160 --> 01:00:57,880
  4580. Nevada, why don't you whip up
  4581. some of your signature...
  4582.  
  4583. 979
  4584. 01:01:01,960 --> 01:01:04,111
  4585. All right.
  4586. That was a little weird, huh?
  4587.  
  4588. 980
  4589. 01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:07,600
  4590. - Yeah.
  4591. - All right. Just calm down.
  4592.  
  4593. 981
  4594. 01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:09,831
  4595. We'll just kind of have a drink, you know.
  4596.  
  4597. 982
  4598. 01:01:10,840 --> 01:01:13,992
  4599. So we can just kind of celeb...
  4600. Celeb...
  4601.  
  4602. 983
  4603. 01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:21,358
  4604. Excuse me. It's okay. It's just nerves
  4605. from the fight. Just...
  4606.  
  4607. 984
  4608. 01:01:23,240 --> 01:01:26,438
  4609. You guys, I think Albuquerque
  4610. might be infected.
  4611.  
  4612. 985
  4613. 01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:28,239
  4614. Me? I'm infected?
  4615.  
  4616. 986
  4617. 01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:30,589
  4618. You got bit twice.
  4619.  
  4620. 987
  4621. 01:01:30,680 --> 01:01:31,600
  4622. Flagstaff!
  4623.  
  4624. 988
  4625. 01:01:31,601 --> 01:01:34,639
  4626. No, no, no. That's a lie.
  4627. Trust me. Okay? Trust me.
  4628.  
  4629. 989
  4630. 01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:38,396
  4631. - I don't get bit. I never get bit.
  4632. - I know. I don't get bit either. We're slippery.
  4633.  
  4634. 990
  4635. 01:01:38,480 --> 01:01:39,800
  4636. - See?
  4637. - I know. Are you okay?
  4638.  
  4639. 991
  4640. 01:01:39,880 --> 01:01:41,917
  4641. - I'm fine. I'm totally fine. I'm fine.
  4642. - You are?
  4643.  
  4644. 992
  4645. 01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:44,151
  4646. - I'm fine.
  4647. - Okay. Okay, guys, he's fine. He's fine.
  4648.  
  4649. 993
  4650. 01:01:45,160 --> 01:01:46,799
  4651. No, he's not fine.
  4652. No.
  4653.  
  4654. 994
  4655. 01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:50,794
  4656. No. Flagstaff, you're starting to look
  4657. like a T-800. <i>Terminator 2.</i>
  4658.  
  4659. 995
  4660. 01:01:53,080 --> 01:01:54,275
  4661. No. No, no, no!
  4662.  
  4663. 996
  4664. 01:01:55,560 --> 01:01:56,560
  4665. No!
  4666.  
  4667. 997
  4668. 01:01:58,760 --> 01:02:00,672
  4669. Move! Move!
  4670. Get out of the way.
  4671.  
  4672. 998
  4673. 01:02:07,040 --> 01:02:08,360
  4674. No! No!
  4675.  
  4676. 999
  4677. 01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:12,833
  4678. Flagstaff, you're breaking
  4679. like 10 commandments right now!
  4680.  
  4681. 1000
  4682. 01:02:19,080 --> 01:02:21,390
  4683. This is for what you did
  4684. to the Beast!
  4685.  
  4686. 1001
  4687. 01:02:23,520 --> 01:02:24,520
  4688. Sorry!
  4689.  
  4690. 1002
  4691. 01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:27,430
  4692. - How you doing?
  4693. - Bad!
  4694.  
  4695. 1003
  4696. 01:02:27,520 --> 01:02:29,034
  4697. - How are you?
  4698. - Bad!
  4699.  
  4700. 1004
  4701. 01:02:30,800 --> 01:02:32,757
  4702. Sorry, shoes. Sorry, Elvis.
  4703.  
  4704. 1005
  4705. 01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:40,680
  4706. Oh, shit.
  4707.  
  4708. 1006
  4709. 01:02:42,720 --> 01:02:45,599
  4710. - How you doing now?
  4711. - Still bad! You wanna switch?
  4712.  
  4713. 1007
  4714. 01:02:45,680 --> 01:02:47,672
  4715. Switch? How would that benefit me?
  4716.  
  4717. 1008
  4718. 01:02:56,520 --> 01:02:57,520
  4719. Shit!
  4720.  
  4721. 1009
  4722. 01:03:04,720 --> 01:03:05,640
  4723. Help!
  4724.  
  4725. 1010
  4726. 01:03:05,641 --> 01:03:08,679
  4727. - Shoot him! Shoot him!
  4728. - I don't wanna hit you!
  4729.  
  4730. 1011
  4731. 01:03:13,400 --> 01:03:14,470
  4732. Shit.
  4733.  
  4734. 1012
  4735. 01:03:14,600 --> 01:03:17,240
  4736. Gun, gun, gun! Shit!
  4737.  
  4738. 1013
  4739. 01:03:20,160 --> 01:03:22,038
  4740. Stop shooting!
  4741. I got this!
  4742.  
  4743. 1014
  4744. 01:03:22,120 --> 01:03:23,600
  4745. Great, because I'm reloading!
  4746.  
  4747. 1015
  4748. 01:03:32,560 --> 01:03:35,712
  4749. Don't swing! Don't swing!
  4750. Don't swing! Swing!
  4751.  
  4752. 1016
  4753. 01:03:36,480 --> 01:03:37,480
  4754. Shit.
  4755.  
  4756. 1017
  4757. 01:03:38,440 --> 01:03:41,114
  4758. No, no, no, not me!
  4759. Not me! Oh, fuck!
  4760.  
  4761. 1018
  4762. 01:03:41,200 --> 01:03:43,317
  4763. <i>Hasta la vista,</i> baby.
  4764.  
  4765. 1019
  4766. 01:03:44,440 --> 01:03:46,671
  4767. Thank you.
  4768. Thank you very much.
  4769.  
  4770. 1020
  4771. 01:03:47,920 --> 01:03:49,400
  4772. Those guys were dicks.
  4773.  
  4774. 1021
  4775. 01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:53,400
  4776. - Great job.
  4777. - Thank you.
  4778.  
  4779. 1022
  4780. 01:03:54,240 --> 01:03:56,436
  4781. - Can I wear the hat?
  4782. - Oh, negatory.
  4783.  
  4784. 1023
  4785. 01:03:56,560 --> 01:03:57,440
  4786. Cool.
  4787.  
  4788. 1024
  4789. 01:03:57,441 --> 01:03:59,079
  4790. Zombie Kill of the Year?
  4791.  
  4792. 1025
  4793. 01:04:01,080 --> 01:04:04,960
  4794. <i>Sorry. Not with the performance just
  4795. turned in by Matteo Bianchi of Pisa, Italy.</i>
  4796.  
  4797. 1026
  4798. 01:04:05,080 --> 01:04:08,915
  4799. Help! I'm a lost tourist
  4800. with two defenceless children.
  4801.  
  4802. 1027
  4803. 01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:11,200
  4804. Help!
  4805.  
  4806. 1028
  4807. 01:04:14,200 --> 01:04:16,431
  4808. Fucking sons of bitches!
  4809.  
  4810. 1029
  4811. 01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:21,992
  4812. <i>Yeah, yeah. That Pisa.</i>
  4813.  
  4814. 1030
  4815. 01:04:22,080 --> 01:04:23,912
  4816. You won't eat me.
  4817.  
  4818. 1031
  4819. 01:04:24,560 --> 01:04:26,279
  4820. Not today!
  4821.  
  4822. 1032
  4823. 01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:34,753
  4824. Go fuck yourselves!
  4825.  
  4826. 1033
  4827. 01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:37,559
  4828. Bravisimmo, <i>Mateo.</i>
  4829.  
  4830. 1034
  4831. 01:04:40,480 --> 01:04:45,839
  4832. - Ahh. Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!
  4833. - Jesus, Big Fat Death is right.
  4834.  
  4835. 1035
  4836. 01:04:45,920 --> 01:04:48,560
  4837. That thing is, like,
  4838. a huge rollover risk.
  4839.  
  4840. 1036
  4841. 01:04:48,640 --> 01:04:49,640
  4842. It is.
  4843.  
  4844. 1037
  4845. 01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:52,960
  4846. Hey, dude, I think you should
  4847. ask her to come with us.
  4848.  
  4849. 1038
  4850. 01:04:53,840 --> 01:04:57,117
  4851. - No, no, no.
  4852. - Come on. I think they make a nice match.
  4853.  
  4854. 1039
  4855. 01:04:57,200 --> 01:05:01,160
  4856. Look, what have I been telling you guys?
  4857. I'm trying to shed baggage, not pick it up.
  4858.  
  4859. 1040
  4860. 01:05:01,280 --> 01:05:05,752
  4861. - Yeah.
  4862. - Besides, she wouldn't do that. She's not the type.
  4863.  
  4864. 1041
  4865. 01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:10,553
  4866. Stay safe,
  4867. Sunshine State.
  4868.  
  4869. 1042
  4870. 01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:13,590
  4871. Excuse me.
  4872.  
  4873. 1043
  4874. 01:05:18,280 --> 01:05:20,033
  4875. Stay dangerous, Nevada.
  4876.  
  4877. 1044
  4878. 01:05:28,120 --> 01:05:32,160
  4879. Okay. Hey, no offence,
  4880. but my sister is still out there.
  4881.  
  4882. 1045
  4883. 01:05:32,280 --> 01:05:34,670
  4884. Wanna hit the old road.
  4885.  
  4886. 1046
  4887. 01:05:35,920 --> 01:05:38,196
  4888. If by some miracle you don't die...
  4889.  
  4890. 1047
  4891. 01:05:39,800 --> 01:05:42,520
  4892. there's always room
  4893. in my driveway.
  4894.  
  4895. 1048
  4896. 01:05:45,120 --> 01:05:46,634
  4897. I best stay alive.
  4898.  
  4899. 1049
  4900. 01:05:49,320 --> 01:05:51,039
  4901. Okay, you're back.
  4902. Good.
  4903.  
  4904. 1050
  4905. 01:05:51,120 --> 01:05:53,157
  4906. So do you know how to drive
  4907. one of these things?
  4908.  
  4909. 1051
  4910. 01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:58,952
  4911. I'm gonna just pop that puppy off of there
  4912. and then you guys can jump in.
  4913.  
  4914. 1052
  4915. 01:05:59,040 --> 01:06:00,040
  4916. Nice.
  4917.  
  4918. 1053
  4919. 01:06:02,600 --> 01:06:05,354
  4920. She's a big old stallion,
  4921. but I can tame her.
  4922.  
  4923. 1054
  4924. 01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:13,880
  4925. Whoo!
  4926.  
  4927. 1055
  4928. 01:06:17,920 --> 01:06:18,920
  4929. Oh, shit.
  4930.  
  4931. 1056
  4932. 01:06:23,120 --> 01:06:25,476
  4933. - I think he's got the hang of it.
  4934. - Shit!
  4935.  
  4936. 1057
  4937. 01:06:26,920 --> 01:06:27,960
  4938. - No. No, no.
  4939. - No, no, no.
  4940.  
  4941. 1058
  4942. 01:06:28,040 --> 01:06:30,839
  4943. Goddamn motherfucker!
  4944.  
  4945. 1059
  4946. 01:06:30,920 --> 01:06:31,920
  4947. Got it.
  4948.  
  4949. 1060
  4950. 01:06:39,040 --> 01:06:41,350
  4951. Fuck, fuck, fuck!
  4952.  
  4953. 1061
  4954. 01:06:41,440 --> 01:06:42,715
  4955. Fuck!
  4956.  
  4957. 1062
  4958. 01:06:42,800 --> 01:06:44,393
  4959. Maybe you should leave a note.
  4960.  
  4961. 1063
  4962. 01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:47,149
  4963. That's your department.
  4964.  
  4965. 1064
  4966. 01:06:52,120 --> 01:06:55,477
  4967. I...
  4968. I just can't do it.
  4969.  
  4970. 1065
  4971. 01:06:55,560 --> 01:06:56,880
  4972. Yeah.
  4973. I'll drive.
  4974.  
  4975. 1066
  4976. 01:07:03,480 --> 01:07:05,199
  4977. What was that?
  4978.  
  4979. 1067
  4980. 01:07:06,360 --> 01:07:07,510
  4981. Satisfying.
  4982.  
  4983. 1068
  4984. 01:07:13,280 --> 01:07:17,115
  4985. Teamwork. Always put the team first.
  4986. I can't believe I didn't have that. Stupid.
  4987.  
  4988. 1069
  4989. 01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:19,510
  4990. You know,
  4991. if Flagstaff was so great,
  4992.  
  4993. 1070
  4994. 01:07:19,600 --> 01:07:25,995
  4995. then where was the undeniably gorgeous
  4996. but emotionally inaccessible Kansas City?
  4997.  
  4998. 1071
  4999. 01:07:26,120 --> 01:07:29,909
  5000. I don't know. Maybe she split because
  5001. she thought they had a random relationship.
  5002.  
  5003. 1072
  5004. 01:07:30,040 --> 01:07:36,435
  5005. Or maybe she was just about to come back under
  5006. the thinly veiled cover of needing guns and ammo.
  5007.  
  5008. 1073
  5009. 01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:39,238
  5010. Wait, what are you getting at?
  5011.  
  5012. 1074
  5013. 01:07:40,160 --> 01:07:43,312
  5014. I think you're smart enough
  5015. to figure it out...
  5016.  
  5017. 1075
  5018. 01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:44,629
  5019. Oh, my God.
  5020.  
  5021. 1076
  5022. 01:07:44,720 --> 01:07:46,200
  5023. You gotta be kidding me.
  5024.  
  5025. 1077
  5026. 01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:48,270
  5027. You gotta be kidding me.
  5028.  
  5029. 1078
  5030. 01:07:49,520 --> 01:07:53,878
  5031. - You gotta be kidding me!
  5032. - You gotta be fucking kidding me.
  5033.  
  5034. 1079
  5035. 01:07:53,960 --> 01:07:55,440
  5036. Why the hell is she still alive?
  5037.  
  5038. 1080
  5039. 01:07:55,520 --> 01:07:58,274
  5040. Oh, my God,
  5041. I literally missed you guys.
  5042.  
  5043. 1081
  5044. 01:07:58,440 --> 01:08:00,318
  5045. - Yay!
  5046. - Oh, my God.
  5047.  
  5048. 1082
  5049. 01:08:03,840 --> 01:08:05,240
  5050. Just...
  5051. No, just look ahead.
  5052.  
  5053. 1083
  5054. 01:08:05,320 --> 01:08:07,994
  5055. Hi, old guy!
  5056.  
  5057. 1084
  5058. 01:08:08,080 --> 01:08:09,400
  5059. Let's hang out.
  5060.  
  5061. 1085
  5062. 01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:13,036
  5063. It is so weird to see you.
  5064. The last time I saw you, you were like a...
  5065.  
  5066. 1086
  5067. 01:08:13,120 --> 01:08:14,793
  5068. - You were a zombie.
  5069. - I wish.
  5070.  
  5071. 1087
  5072. 01:08:14,880 --> 01:08:16,837
  5073. Stupid nut allergy.
  5074.  
  5075. 1088
  5076. 01:08:16,920 --> 01:08:18,479
  5077. - Nut allergy?
  5078. - Yeah.
  5079.  
  5080. 1089
  5081. 01:08:18,560 --> 01:08:21,029
  5082. Yeah, I think it was the trail mix
  5083. that Wichita gave me.
  5084.  
  5085. 1090
  5086. 01:08:21,120 --> 01:08:23,191
  5087. Yeah, who knew there were nuts
  5088. in trail mix.
  5089.  
  5090. 1091
  5091. 01:08:23,280 --> 01:08:25,192
  5092. Not me. I thought it was vegan.
  5093.  
  5094. 1092
  5095. 01:08:25,320 --> 01:08:30,679
  5096. I kept trying to tell you it was only an allergic reaction,
  5097. but you thought I was trying to bite you.
  5098.  
  5099. 1093
  5100. 01:08:30,760 --> 01:08:33,594
  5101. - Yeah, well...
  5102. - Not that you minded last time.
  5103.  
  5104. 1094
  5105. 01:08:35,440 --> 01:08:37,238
  5106. Thank you
  5107. for shooting over my head.
  5108.  
  5109. 1095
  5110. 01:08:37,320 --> 01:08:39,391
  5111. I was reallyjust trying
  5112. to scare you off.
  5113.  
  5114. 1096
  5115. 01:08:39,480 --> 01:08:41,278
  5116. You're not gonna get rid
  5117. of me that easy.
  5118.  
  5119. 1097
  5120. 01:08:41,360 --> 01:08:43,033
  5121. - Oh, no!
  5122. - Ha, ha, ha.
  5123.  
  5124. 1098
  5125. 01:08:43,120 --> 01:08:48,878
  5126. There I was hiding in the woods,
  5127. when I thought, "I used to live in a freezer,
  5128.  
  5129. 1099
  5130. 01:08:48,960 --> 01:08:50,917
  5131. so why not a freezer on wheels?"
  5132.  
  5133. 1100
  5134. 01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:52,992
  5135. Can't argue with that logic.
  5136.  
  5137. 1101
  5138. 01:08:53,080 --> 01:08:54,958
  5139. I really miss this.
  5140.  
  5141. 1102
  5142. 01:08:56,080 --> 01:08:58,390
  5143. - Was that sarcasm?
  5144. - Was it?
  5145.  
  5146. 1103
  5147. 01:08:59,520 --> 01:09:00,520
  5148. Mm-hm.
  5149.  
  5150. 1104
  5151. 01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:07,595
  5152. Why wouldn't we just move to an island?
  5153.  
  5154. 1105
  5155. 01:09:07,680 --> 01:09:11,469
  5156. - That's a really good idea.
  5157. - Because then there wouldn't be zombies.
  5158.  
  5159. 1106
  5160. 01:09:11,560 --> 01:09:14,632
  5161. - Of course.
  5162. - We should go to Temptation Island.
  5163.  
  5164. 1107
  5165. 01:09:16,440 --> 01:09:18,397
  5166. Hey, hey, hey.
  5167.  
  5168. 1108
  5169. 01:09:18,480 --> 01:09:19,400
  5170. - What?
  5171. - Hey, hey.
  5172.  
  5173. 1109
  5174. 01:09:19,401 --> 01:09:21,199
  5175. - Hey, hey. Hey, hey.
  5176. - Hey, hey.
  5177.  
  5178. 1110
  5179. 01:09:22,200 --> 01:09:23,919
  5180. Just...
  5181. Just eyes on the road.
  5182.  
  5183. 1111
  5184. 01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:26,640
  5185. Do you want me to change
  5186. the CD or anything?
  5187.  
  5188. 1112
  5189. 01:09:26,720 --> 01:09:28,279
  5190. Is this a CD playing?
  5191.  
  5192. 1113
  5193. 01:09:28,360 --> 01:09:30,875
  5194. - Yeah. It's Port... It's Portishead.
  5195. - What is this?
  5196.  
  5197. 1114
  5198. 01:09:32,120 --> 01:09:34,191
  5199. - This is Portishead?
  5200. - Yeah. You know what's funny?
  5201.  
  5202. 1115
  5203. 01:09:34,320 --> 01:09:39,190
  5204. I used to think it was called "Portashed" until I went
  5205. to one of the concerts, and she explained.
  5206.  
  5207. 1116
  5208. 01:09:39,320 --> 01:09:40,879
  5209. Yeah, I would think "Portasheed."
  5210.  
  5211. 1117
  5212. 01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:42,917
  5213. - Right. Yeah, that's funny.
  5214. - Yeah.
  5215.  
  5216. 1118
  5217. 01:09:44,280 --> 01:09:47,591
  5218. <i>It was obvious to me that Wichita
  5219. and I were meant to be together,</i>
  5220.  
  5221. 1119
  5222. 01:09:47,680 --> 01:09:50,673
  5223. <i>which is why Madison's return
  5224. could not have been worse timing.</i>
  5225.  
  5226. 1120
  5227. 01:09:50,800 --> 01:09:55,955
  5228. <i>Of course, I was glad she wasn't a zombie.
  5229. But couldn't she have just gone back to her mall fridge?</i>
  5230.  
  5231. 1121
  5232. 01:09:58,520 --> 01:10:01,080
  5233. Hey. Hey, look, look, look.
  5234. Look.
  5235.  
  5236. 1122
  5237. 01:10:04,760 --> 01:10:05,760
  5238. Look.
  5239.  
  5240. 1123
  5241. 01:10:09,440 --> 01:10:11,591
  5242. We made it to Baby-lon.
  5243.  
  5244. 1124
  5245. 01:10:12,720 --> 01:10:17,397
  5246. <i>If you hear more than the usual excitement
  5247. in my voice, it's for two reasons.</i>
  5248.  
  5249. 1125
  5250. 01:10:17,480 --> 01:10:21,315
  5251. <i>One, we may have caught up
  5252. to Little Rock, for real this time.</i>
  5253.  
  5254. 1126
  5255. 01:10:21,440 --> 01:10:27,277
  5256. <i>And two, we may have finally found our forever home,
  5257. which is what I've been looking for all along.</i>
  5258.  
  5259. 1127
  5260. 01:10:28,920 --> 01:10:31,196
  5261. - Babylon.
  5262. - I love that song.
  5263.  
  5264. 1128
  5265. 01:10:32,200 --> 01:10:33,680
  5266. This place is soy cute.
  5267.  
  5268. 1129
  5269. 01:10:39,720 --> 01:10:41,951
  5270. - Jesus!
  5271. - What the fuck?
  5272.  
  5273. 1130
  5274. 01:10:42,040 --> 01:10:45,158
  5275. - Enjoy the little things.
  5276. - My bags were in there!
  5277.  
  5278. 1131
  5279. 01:10:45,240 --> 01:10:47,914
  5280. - No, they weren't.
  5281. - No guns allowed!
  5282.  
  5283. 1132
  5284. 01:10:50,080 --> 01:10:52,595
  5285. I like this place already.
  5286. You got a sense of humour.
  5287.  
  5288. 1133
  5289. 01:10:52,680 --> 01:10:54,273
  5290. No guns allowed.
  5291.  
  5292. 1134
  5293. 01:10:54,400 --> 01:10:58,917
  5294. I'm not giving up my guns
  5295. under any circumstances, period-o.
  5296.  
  5297. 1135
  5298. 01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:01,834
  5299. Well, then, there's no way
  5300. you're getting up to Babylon.
  5301.  
  5302. 1136
  5303. 01:11:01,920 --> 01:11:04,037
  5304. You know, you could always wait
  5305. in the car.
  5306.  
  5307. 1137
  5308. 01:11:07,640 --> 01:11:09,552
  5309. Do you wanna see
  5310. Little Rock or not?
  5311.  
  5312. 1138
  5313. 01:11:24,160 --> 01:11:27,790
  5314. - There she is.
  5315. - I wouldn't know. I'm on a 40-day bowel blast.
  5316.  
  5317. 1139
  5318. 01:11:27,880 --> 01:11:28,880
  5319. Little Rock.
  5320.  
  5321. 1140
  5322. 01:11:30,160 --> 01:11:32,356
  5323. - Hey.
  5324. - Hi.
  5325.  
  5326. 1141
  5327. 01:11:33,280 --> 01:11:35,736
  5328. - What are you guys doing here?
  5329. - I am so glad you're safe.
  5330.  
  5331. 1142
  5332. 01:11:35,760 --> 01:11:37,956
  5333. - Wow, okay.
  5334. - Oh, my God.
  5335.  
  5336. 1143
  5337. 01:11:38,040 --> 01:11:39,040
  5338. - Come here.
  5339. - Hi.
  5340.  
  5341. 1144
  5342. 01:11:39,120 --> 01:11:42,955
  5343. - No, seriously, what are you guys doing here?
  5344. - Hey, we don't leave each other.
  5345.  
  5346. 1145
  5347. 01:11:43,040 --> 01:11:44,599
  5348. I know, I know.
  5349. I'm really sorry.
  5350.  
  5351. 1146
  5352. 01:11:44,680 --> 01:11:47,320
  5353. - Make me a pact. No more notes. Ever.
  5354. - No more notes. Ever.
  5355.  
  5356. 1147
  5357. 01:11:47,400 --> 01:11:48,675
  5358. - Ever. Great.
  5359. - Okay.
  5360.  
  5361. 1148
  5362. 01:11:48,760 --> 01:11:50,717
  5363. Just so you guys know,
  5364. there's no group sex.
  5365.  
  5366. 1149
  5367. 01:11:51,960 --> 01:11:53,997
  5368. - Okay, fine, group sex.
  5369. - No!
  5370.  
  5371. 1150
  5372. 01:11:54,120 --> 01:11:58,512
  5373. Hey, Wichita. That means you're Columbus,
  5374. and that makes you Tallahassee.
  5375.  
  5376. 1151
  5377. 01:11:58,600 --> 01:12:00,512
  5378. - Berkeley?
  5379. - You're from Berkeley?
  5380.  
  5381. 1152
  5382. 01:12:00,600 --> 01:12:02,557
  5383. - You're Berkeley?
  5384. - No, come on.
  5385.  
  5386. 1153
  5387. 01:12:02,640 --> 01:12:04,597
  5388. What are the chances we're
  5389. both from Berkeley?
  5390.  
  5391. 1154
  5392. 01:12:04,680 --> 01:12:06,576
  5393. - Berkeley!
  5394. - Calm down, calm down. Okay?
  5395.  
  5396. 1155
  5397. 01:12:06,600 --> 01:12:11,675
  5398. Thank you guys for coming to check up on me, I guess.
  5399. But you have to understand these people are peaceful,
  5400.  
  5401. 1156
  5402. 01:12:11,760 --> 01:12:16,118
  5403. and they're friendly and nice. And honestly,
  5404. I don't think you're gonna fit in here.
  5405.  
  5406. 1157
  5407. 01:12:16,200 --> 01:12:19,557
  5408. - They melted our fucking weapons!
  5409. - This is exactly what I meant.
  5410.  
  5411. 1158
  5412. 01:12:19,640 --> 01:12:22,155
  5413. Guys, I think we should stay.
  5414.  
  5415. 1159
  5416. 01:12:22,240 --> 01:12:24,914
  5417. - You don't get a vote.
  5418. - I do get a vote.
  5419.  
  5420. 1160
  5421. 01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:27,037
  5422. Haven't you ever heard of women suffering?
  5423.  
  5424. 1161
  5425. 01:12:27,120 --> 01:12:28,440
  5426. Women suffrage?
  5427.  
  5428. 1162
  5429. 01:12:29,440 --> 01:12:31,272
  5430. - No, honey.
  5431. - Oh, boy.
  5432.  
  5433. 1163
  5434. 01:12:31,360 --> 01:12:32,953
  5435. - Who the hell is this?
  5436. - I'm Madison.
  5437.  
  5438. 1164
  5439. 01:12:33,040 --> 01:12:34,554
  5440. - Don't say it.
  5441. - You'll love this.
  5442.  
  5443. 1165
  5444. 01:12:34,640 --> 01:12:37,280
  5445. - Don't say it.
  5446. - That's Columbus' girlfriend.
  5447.  
  5448. 1166
  5449. 01:12:37,360 --> 01:12:38,656
  5450. - It's official.
  5451. - Wow.
  5452.  
  5453. 1167
  5454. 01:12:38,680 --> 01:12:41,320
  5455. You reallyjust didn't waste
  5456. any time, did you?
  5457.  
  5458. 1168
  5459. 01:12:41,400 --> 01:12:44,040
  5460. - Well, thank you for your vote.
  5461. - And you're welcome.
  5462.  
  5463. 1169
  5464. 01:12:44,120 --> 01:12:48,433
  5465. - Okay. I'm late for my drum circle, so I gotta go.
  5466. - Hey, Little Rock!
  5467.  
  5468. 1170
  5469. 01:12:48,520 --> 01:12:50,239
  5470. Sorry about that.
  5471.  
  5472. 1171
  5473. 01:13:00,320 --> 01:13:03,950
  5474. <i>Seeing Little Rock safe
  5475. and surrounded by friends her own age,</i>
  5476.  
  5477. 1172
  5478. 01:13:04,040 --> 01:13:06,271
  5479. <i>Tallahassee realised
  5480. his nest was now empty.</i>
  5481.  
  5482. 1173
  5483. 01:13:07,320 --> 01:13:10,438
  5484. <i>And he began to hear
  5485. the call of the buffalo.</i>
  5486.  
  5487. 1174
  5488. 01:13:16,400 --> 01:13:17,720
  5489. All right, I'm ready!
  5490.  
  5491. 1175
  5492. 01:13:18,600 --> 01:13:22,560
  5493. Come on, don't be so Gloria Glum.
  5494. I told you guys I was leaving.
  5495.  
  5496. 1176
  5497. 01:13:22,640 --> 01:13:24,632
  5498. So, what,
  5499. you're just gonna split?
  5500.  
  5501. 1177
  5502. 01:13:27,080 --> 01:13:30,835
  5503. It's time. Gotta set out
  5504. on my own adventures.
  5505.  
  5506. 1178
  5507. 01:13:30,920 --> 01:13:32,752
  5508. Little Rock's safe,
  5509.  
  5510. 1179
  5511. 01:13:32,840 --> 01:13:35,878
  5512. and a lone wolf's gotta hunt.
  5513.  
  5514. 1180
  5515. 01:13:37,080 --> 01:13:38,434
  5516. So where are you gonna go?
  5517.  
  5518. 1181
  5519. 01:13:38,520 --> 01:13:41,513
  5520. The direction's
  5521. the destination. West.
  5522.  
  5523. 1182
  5524. 01:13:44,200 --> 01:13:45,554
  5525. West is that way.
  5526.  
  5527. 1183
  5528. 01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:50,516
  5529. Yeah. Anyway, like the title of
  5530. a great Phil Collins song,
  5531.  
  5532. 1184
  5533. 01:13:50,600 --> 01:13:54,389
  5534. "If You Love Somebody,
  5535. Set Them Free."
  5536.  
  5537. 1185
  5538. 01:13:54,480 --> 01:13:56,551
  5539. - Pretty sure that wasn't him.
  5540. - Pretty sure it was.
  5541.  
  5542. 1186
  5543. 01:13:56,640 --> 01:13:58,996
  5544. - No, it was someone else.
  5545. - Pretty sure it was him.
  5546.  
  5547. 1187
  5548. 01:14:00,920 --> 01:14:02,593
  5549. Yeah. Peace.
  5550.  
  5551. 1188
  5552. 01:14:04,720 --> 01:14:07,235
  5553. I'm not much for goodbyes,
  5554. so...
  5555.  
  5556. 1189
  5557. 01:14:07,320 --> 01:14:10,996
  5558. - Yeah, just don't say the pig thing.
  5559. - Keep your tits dry.
  5560.  
  5561. 1190
  5562. 01:14:11,080 --> 01:14:13,390
  5563. - Oh, okay.
  5564. - Didn't see that coming, right?
  5565.  
  5566. 1191
  5567. 01:14:13,480 --> 01:14:14,880
  5568. I would've rather the pig thing.
  5569.  
  5570. 1192
  5571. 01:14:20,360 --> 01:14:21,360
  5572. Hey.
  5573.  
  5574. 1193
  5575. 01:14:22,560 --> 01:14:25,075
  5576. Hey, don't do nothing
  5577. I wouldn't not do.
  5578.  
  5579. 1194
  5580. 01:14:26,640 --> 01:14:28,757
  5581. - You get what I'm saying.
  5582. - Not really, no.
  5583.  
  5584. 1195
  5585. 01:14:28,840 --> 01:14:30,433
  5586. No? Okay.
  5587.  
  5588. 1196
  5589. 01:14:31,560 --> 01:14:34,519
  5590. Anyway, gonna miss you guys.
  5591.  
  5592. 1197
  5593. 01:14:42,800 --> 01:14:45,554
  5594. - I will never forget you, what's-his-name.
  5595. - See you, pals.
  5596.  
  5597. 1198
  5598. 01:14:45,640 --> 01:14:48,678
  5599. - It's Tallahassee. I told you that.
  5600. - Sally Tally!
  5601.  
  5602. 1199
  5603. 01:14:58,920 --> 01:15:02,800
  5604. ♪ Give me a home
  5605. Where the buffalo roam ♪
  5606.  
  5607. 1200
  5608. 01:15:02,880 --> 01:15:07,352
  5609. ♪ And the deer
  5610. and the antelope play ♪
  5611.  
  5612. 1201
  5613. 01:15:07,480 --> 01:15:11,838
  5614. ♪ Where seldom is heard,
  5615. a discouraging word ♪
  5616.  
  5617. 1202
  5618. 01:15:11,920 --> 01:15:13,513
  5619. ♪ And the skies are not... ♪
  5620.  
  5621. 1203
  5622. 01:15:21,240 --> 01:15:22,390
  5623. T-800s.
  5624.  
  5625. 1204
  5626. 01:15:25,240 --> 01:15:26,390
  5627. That decides it.
  5628.  
  5629. 1205
  5630. 01:15:40,520 --> 01:15:42,318
  5631. ♪ Kumbaya ♪
  5632.  
  5633. 1206
  5634. 01:15:43,680 --> 01:15:45,558
  5635. ♪ Kumbaya, Buddha ♪
  5636.  
  5637. 1207
  5638. 01:15:45,640 --> 01:15:46,835
  5639. Everybody.
  5640.  
  5641. 1208
  5642. 01:15:46,920 --> 01:15:48,593
  5643. ♪ Kumbaya ♪♪
  5644.  
  5645. 1209
  5646. 01:15:50,560 --> 01:15:51,560
  5647. Coming to you.
  5648.  
  5649. 1210
  5650. 01:15:52,840 --> 01:15:54,832
  5651. There it is.
  5652. Let's start again.
  5653.  
  5654. 1211
  5655. 01:15:54,920 --> 01:15:57,754
  5656. Oh, it's all right.
  5657. I got it. Excuse me.
  5658.  
  5659. 1212
  5660. 01:15:57,840 --> 01:15:58,910
  5661. Yes. I got it.
  5662.  
  5663. 1213
  5664. 01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:01,071
  5665. - You're supposed to kick it back.
  5666. - Really?
  5667.  
  5668. 1214
  5669. 01:16:01,200 --> 01:16:03,795
  5670. - You never seen hacky sack?
  5671. - Oh, I thought it's like hopscotch.
  5672.  
  5673. 1215
  5674. 01:16:05,800 --> 01:16:08,395
  5675. - Salty Taffy's back!
  5676. - Holy shit!
  5677.  
  5678. 1216
  5679. 01:16:08,480 --> 01:16:11,917
  5680. Hey, T-800s, a whole swarm of them,
  5681. heading right this way.
  5682.  
  5683. 1217
  5684. 01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:16,199
  5685. Those goddamn fireworks
  5686. might as well be a dinner bell!
  5687.  
  5688. 1218
  5689. 01:16:16,280 --> 01:16:20,752
  5690. Stop the fireworks! Stop the music!
  5691. Everybody shut the fuck up!
  5692.  
  5693. 1219
  5694. 01:16:20,840 --> 01:16:21,876
  5695. Shut up.
  5696.  
  5697. 1220
  5698. 01:16:21,960 --> 01:16:23,519
  5699. Question:
  5700.  
  5701. 1221
  5702. 01:16:23,640 --> 01:16:26,155
  5703. Did you melt all the weapons?
  5704.  
  5705. 1222
  5706. 01:16:26,240 --> 01:16:28,630
  5707. Yeah, that's how we made these
  5708. cool peace thingies.
  5709.  
  5710. 1223
  5711. 01:16:28,720 --> 01:16:30,552
  5712. - Oh, Jesus.
  5713. - My guns!
  5714.  
  5715. 1224
  5716. 01:16:30,640 --> 01:16:34,520
  5717. Hey. Hello. I got something going.
  5718. I think I might have a plan.
  5719.  
  5720. 1225
  5721. 01:16:35,480 --> 01:16:36,675
  5722. What?
  5723.  
  5724. 1226
  5725. 01:16:37,680 --> 01:16:39,592
  5726. I got nothing.
  5727. I'm just a songwriter.
  5728.  
  5729. 1227
  5730. 01:16:39,680 --> 01:16:41,478
  5731. No. No, you're
  5732. a song transcriber.
  5733.  
  5734. 1228
  5735. 01:16:41,560 --> 01:16:43,313
  5736. - Listen, Berkeley?
  5737. - Yeah?
  5738.  
  5739. 1229
  5740. 01:16:43,400 --> 01:16:45,153
  5741. I don't think
  5742. this is gonna work out.
  5743.  
  5744. 1230
  5745. 01:16:45,240 --> 01:16:48,995
  5746. Even 12-year-olds know
  5747. who Bob Dylan is, you fucking poser.
  5748.  
  5749. 1231
  5750. 01:16:49,080 --> 01:16:53,199
  5751. Oh, my God. I'm not gonna lie,
  5752. I have truly enjoyed this moment,
  5753.  
  5754. 1232
  5755. 01:16:53,280 --> 01:16:54,760
  5756. but there are
  5757. zombies approaching.
  5758.  
  5759. 1233
  5760. 01:16:54,880 --> 01:16:58,920
  5761. Okay. Civil War general,
  5762. you must know how to fight?
  5763.  
  5764. 1234
  5765. 01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:00,195
  5766. Sure.
  5767.  
  5768. 1235
  5769. 01:17:00,280 --> 01:17:02,840
  5770. Poverty, sexism,
  5771. social injustice.
  5772.  
  5773. 1236
  5774. 01:17:03,880 --> 01:17:06,236
  5775. - We could try running.
  5776. - I'm done running.
  5777.  
  5778. 1237
  5779. 01:17:06,320 --> 01:17:09,392
  5780. I mean, what good is a home
  5781. if you can't stay in it?
  5782.  
  5783. 1238
  5784. 01:17:09,520 --> 01:17:10,954
  5785. - Columbus.
  5786. - Yes, Thor?
  5787.  
  5788. 1239
  5789. 01:17:12,360 --> 01:17:13,714
  5790. You're making me cry right now.
  5791.  
  5792. 1240
  5793. 01:17:13,800 --> 01:17:15,200
  5794. - No, please don't.
  5795. - Oh, my God.
  5796.  
  5797. 1241
  5798. 01:17:15,280 --> 01:17:17,158
  5799. Okay.
  5800. I moved through it.
  5801.  
  5802. 1242
  5803. 01:17:17,240 --> 01:17:19,709
  5804. Now from where I stand,
  5805. there's only one thing we can do.
  5806.  
  5807. 1243
  5808. 01:17:19,800 --> 01:17:21,598
  5809. Group sex. Right?
  5810.  
  5811. 1244
  5812. 01:17:22,920 --> 01:17:23,920
  5813. No.
  5814.  
  5815. 1245
  5816. 01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:27,275
  5817. We'll fight them.
  5818.  
  5819. 1246
  5820. 01:17:28,200 --> 01:17:31,398
  5821. You'll be the first to die,
  5822. but I like your enthusiasm.
  5823.  
  5824. 1247
  5825. 01:17:31,480 --> 01:17:34,154
  5826. - You might die.
  5827. - Thank you for your sacrifice.
  5828.  
  5829. 1248
  5830. 01:17:37,400 --> 01:17:39,551
  5831. All right,
  5832. everybody, listen up.
  5833.  
  5834. 1249
  5835. 01:17:39,640 --> 01:17:43,475
  5836. They outnumber us 100 times,
  5837. but they ain't got what we do.
  5838.  
  5839. 1250
  5840. 01:17:43,560 --> 01:17:44,480
  5841. Guns?
  5842.  
  5843. 1251
  5844. 01:17:44,481 --> 01:17:45,755
  5845. - We don't have guns.
  5846. - What?
  5847.  
  5848. 1252
  5849. 01:17:45,840 --> 01:17:50,198
  5850. What we do have is heart,
  5851. brains and biodiesel.
  5852.  
  5853. 1253
  5854. 01:17:50,280 --> 01:17:53,990
  5855. <i>We're gonna light these zombies up
  5856. like it's the Fourth of July.</i>
  5857.  
  5858. 1254
  5859. 01:17:54,080 --> 01:17:58,233
  5860. Then we hit the stragglers.
  5861. What we do is we form a gauntlet.
  5862.  
  5863. 1255
  5864. 01:17:58,640 --> 01:18:02,031
  5865. Ha!
  5866. One, two, three.
  5867.  
  5868. 1256
  5869. 01:18:02,120 --> 01:18:04,555
  5870. - Then we mop them up.
  5871. - Sick.
  5872.  
  5873. 1257
  5874. 01:18:04,640 --> 01:18:07,474
  5875. - This is gonna work, right?
  5876. - It has to.
  5877.  
  5878. 1258
  5879. 01:18:17,720 --> 01:18:19,074
  5880. Rolling.
  5881.  
  5882. 1259
  5883. 01:18:25,280 --> 01:18:26,555
  5884. - Keep screwing.
  5885. - Yeah, I am.
  5886.  
  5887. 1260
  5888. 01:18:26,680 --> 01:18:27,680
  5889. - Keep screwing.
  5890. - I am.
  5891.  
  5892. 1261
  5893. 01:18:42,960 --> 01:18:44,280
  5894. No turning back now.
  5895.  
  5896. 1262
  5897. 01:18:45,960 --> 01:18:46,996
  5898. There we go.
  5899.  
  5900. 1263
  5901. 01:18:47,080 --> 01:18:48,080
  5902. Nice.
  5903.  
  5904. 1264
  5905. 01:18:51,360 --> 01:18:53,352
  5906. Yeah.
  5907. Oh, that's gonna work.
  5908.  
  5909. 1265
  5910. 01:18:56,280 --> 01:18:57,280
  5911. Oh, that's pretty.
  5912.  
  5913. 1266
  5914. 01:18:57,281 --> 01:19:00,433
  5915. - That means the zombies are coming!
  5916. - Okay, you guys, they're coming!
  5917.  
  5918. 1267
  5919. 01:19:00,520 --> 01:19:03,479
  5920. - Time to nut up or shut up.
  5921. - You need a new line.
  5922.  
  5923. 1268
  5924. 01:19:04,960 --> 01:19:06,792
  5925. Let's kick some dicks.
  5926.  
  5927. 1269
  5928. 01:19:06,880 --> 01:19:09,554
  5929. Just because it rhymes
  5930. doesn't make it a great catchphase.
  5931.  
  5932. 1270
  5933. 01:19:09,680 --> 01:19:12,195
  5934. - What's her problem?
  5935. - I don't know. I like it when it rhymes.
  5936.  
  5937. 1271
  5938. 01:19:14,840 --> 01:19:16,797
  5939. - Here we go.
  5940. - Okay.
  5941.  
  5942. 1272
  5943. 01:19:33,640 --> 01:19:34,710
  5944. The zombies are coming!
  5945.  
  5946. 1273
  5947. 01:19:34,800 --> 01:19:36,216
  5948. - Oh, dear.
  5949. - Look out, guys!
  5950.  
  5951. 1274
  5952. 01:19:36,240 --> 01:19:39,074
  5953. - Here they come. They're coming!
  5954. - Battle stations!
  5955.  
  5956. 1275
  5957. 01:19:42,600 --> 01:19:43,600
  5958. Light them up!
  5959.  
  5960. 1276
  5961. 01:20:00,040 --> 01:20:02,680
  5962. Let's go, let's go!
  5963. Get up to safety.
  5964.  
  5965. 1277
  5966. 01:20:17,840 --> 01:20:19,115
  5967. Here we go.
  5968.  
  5969. 1278
  5970. 01:20:31,560 --> 01:20:32,560
  5971. Okay now, blow!
  5972.  
  5973. 1279
  5974. 01:20:34,440 --> 01:20:38,116
  5975. Come on. Now would be
  5976. an ideal time to blow.
  5977.  
  5978. 1280
  5979. 01:20:38,200 --> 01:20:40,760
  5980. - It's not working.
  5981. - Damn.
  5982.  
  5983. 1281
  5984. 01:20:46,680 --> 01:20:47,600
  5985. God.
  5986.  
  5987. 1282
  5988. 01:20:47,601 --> 01:20:49,035
  5989. Holy shit.
  5990. It worked.
  5991.  
  5992. 1283
  5993. 01:20:49,120 --> 01:20:50,120
  5994. Oh, my God.
  5995.  
  5996. 1284
  5997. 01:20:51,800 --> 01:20:55,271
  5998. - Okay. Here, now we mop up the stragglers.
  5999. - Okay. Yeah.
  6000.  
  6001. 1285
  6002. 01:20:58,720 --> 01:21:01,872
  6003. Oh, shit. Would those be
  6004. considered the stragglers?
  6005.  
  6006. 1286
  6007. 01:21:02,000 --> 01:21:03,912
  6008. Oh, boy.
  6009. Here they come.
  6010.  
  6011. 1287
  6012. 01:21:05,160 --> 01:21:06,160
  6013. Get ready.
  6014.  
  6015. 1288
  6016. 01:21:16,760 --> 01:21:19,719
  6017. Kill those motherfuckers!
  6018.  
  6019. 1289
  6020. 01:21:34,040 --> 01:21:36,271
  6021. Well, guys,
  6022. I hate to say this.
  6023.  
  6024. 1290
  6025. 01:21:37,480 --> 01:21:39,915
  6026. I think this might be
  6027. the end of the road.
  6028.  
  6029. 1291
  6030. 01:21:42,680 --> 01:21:44,160
  6031. - Come here.
  6032. - I love you guys.
  6033.  
  6034. 1292
  6035. 01:21:44,240 --> 01:21:46,320
  6036. - I love you more.
  6037. - We had a hell of a run.
  6038.  
  6039. 1293
  6040. 01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:50,514
  6041. Oh, my God.
  6042. They're gonna die.
  6043.  
  6044. 1294
  6045. 01:22:06,720 --> 01:22:07,870
  6046. Hey!
  6047.  
  6048. 1295
  6049. 01:22:14,720 --> 01:22:17,155
  6050. Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!
  6051.  
  6052. 1296
  6053. 01:22:17,240 --> 01:22:19,232
  6054. Thank God for rednecks!
  6055.  
  6056. 1297
  6057. 01:22:27,680 --> 01:22:29,273
  6058. - Need a ride?
  6059. - Oh, yeah.
  6060.  
  6061. 1298
  6062. 01:22:29,360 --> 01:22:30,360
  6063. - Get in.
  6064. - Let's go!
  6065.  
  6066. 1299
  6067. 01:22:34,920 --> 01:22:37,400
  6068. - Are y'all strapped in yet?
  6069. - Yep. Strapping in now.
  6070.  
  6071. 1300
  6072. 01:22:38,280 --> 01:22:39,350
  6073. Rule four.
  6074. Got it.
  6075.  
  6076. 1301
  6077. 01:22:39,440 --> 01:22:41,830
  6078. - You too.
  6079. - I'm not a pussy like Columbus.
  6080.  
  6081. 1302
  6082. 01:22:41,920 --> 01:22:42,956
  6083. Nothing personal.
  6084.  
  6085. 1303
  6086. 01:22:44,320 --> 01:22:46,596
  6087. - Oh, God!
  6088. - Seatbelts are there for a reason.
  6089.  
  6090. 1304
  6091. 01:22:46,680 --> 01:22:47,909
  6092. Yep.
  6093.  
  6094. 1305
  6095. 01:22:51,400 --> 01:22:53,073
  6096. I think I'm feeling
  6097. a little nauseous.
  6098.  
  6099. 1306
  6100. 01:22:53,160 --> 01:22:55,516
  6101. - Can somebody crack a window maybe?
  6102. - Oh, no, you don't.
  6103.  
  6104. 1307
  6105. 01:22:57,480 --> 01:22:59,039
  6106. Little Rock,
  6107. roll down the window.
  6108.  
  6109. 1308
  6110. 01:22:59,160 --> 01:23:00,560
  6111. If you get sick,
  6112. we all get sick.
  6113.  
  6114. 1309
  6115. 01:23:04,800 --> 01:23:06,519
  6116. Okay, okay.
  6117. Oh, God.
  6118.  
  6119. 1310
  6120. 01:23:06,640 --> 01:23:10,111
  6121. Could you just pull over so I can get
  6122. eaten by zombies? It'll be more comfortable.
  6123.  
  6124. 1311
  6125. 01:23:13,640 --> 01:23:14,869
  6126. Whoo!
  6127.  
  6128. 1312
  6129. 01:23:15,840 --> 01:23:17,274
  6130. - Oh, shit. Watch out!
  6131. - Do it!
  6132.  
  6133. 1313
  6134. 01:23:25,160 --> 01:23:28,471
  6135. Yee-ha!
  6136. - Oh, my God, you are sexy.
  6137.  
  6138. 1314
  6139. 01:23:28,560 --> 01:23:30,631
  6140. Can you not say "sexy"?
  6141. I'm already nauseous.
  6142.  
  6143. 1315
  6144. 01:23:35,880 --> 01:23:37,360
  6145. Shit.
  6146. Shit, shit, shit.
  6147.  
  6148. 1316
  6149. 01:23:38,680 --> 01:23:40,512
  6150. Shit.
  6151. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
  6152.  
  6153. 1317
  6154. 01:23:40,640 --> 01:23:41,640
  6155. Shit.
  6156.  
  6157. 1318
  6158. 01:23:41,680 --> 01:23:43,160
  6159. - Oh, shit.
  6160. - You guys okay?
  6161.  
  6162. 1319
  6163. 01:23:43,240 --> 01:23:46,392
  6164. - Thank you for flying Big Fat Death.
  6165. - Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
  6166.  
  6167. 1320
  6168. 01:23:46,480 --> 01:23:48,551
  6169. I told you these things
  6170. were a huge rollover risk.
  6171.  
  6172. 1321
  6173. 01:23:48,640 --> 01:23:50,233
  6174. - We gotta move!
  6175. - Come on!
  6176.  
  6177. 1322
  6178. 01:23:50,320 --> 01:23:53,119
  6179. Hurry! Hurry!
  6180. They're coming!
  6181.  
  6182. 1323
  6183. 01:23:53,200 --> 01:23:55,136
  6184. - Oh, no!
  6185. - Come on! Here they come!
  6186.  
  6187. 1324
  6188. 01:23:55,160 --> 01:23:56,799
  6189. - Go, go, go!
  6190. - Shit.
  6191.  
  6192. 1325
  6193. 01:23:57,840 --> 01:23:59,115
  6194. - Come on!
  6195. - Oh, shit!
  6196.  
  6197. 1326
  6198. 01:23:59,200 --> 01:24:00,200
  6199. Come on!
  6200.  
  6201. 1327
  6202. 01:24:01,640 --> 01:24:03,074
  6203. - Oh, shit!
  6204. - Shit!
  6205.  
  6206. 1328
  6207. 01:24:11,480 --> 01:24:12,480
  6208. Thank you.
  6209.  
  6210. 1329
  6211. 01:24:13,600 --> 01:24:15,751
  6212. - Yes!
  6213. - Here they come!
  6214.  
  6215. 1330
  6216. 01:24:20,640 --> 01:24:22,552
  6217. - Go, get in. Go, go, go!
  6218. - Go, go, go!
  6219.  
  6220. 1331
  6221. 01:24:26,360 --> 01:24:27,396
  6222. Run!
  6223.  
  6224. 1332
  6225. 01:24:30,320 --> 01:24:33,472
  6226. - I'm out of bullets!
  6227. - Guys, go! I'm right behind you!
  6228.  
  6229. 1333
  6230. 01:24:36,480 --> 01:24:39,632
  6231. Get in position! Form the gauntlet!
  6232. I'll hold them off!
  6233.  
  6234. 1334
  6235. 01:24:43,240 --> 01:24:45,152
  6236. <i>Donkey Kong,</i>
  6237. motherfuckers!
  6238.  
  6239. 1335
  6240. 01:25:10,920 --> 01:25:12,991
  6241. <i>You can't write
  6242. the history of Zombieland</i>
  6243.  
  6244. 1336
  6245. 01:25:13,080 --> 01:25:15,879
  6246. <i>without telling the story
  6247. of one momentous day.</i>
  6248.  
  6249. 1337
  6250. 01:25:16,920 --> 01:25:19,833
  6251. <i>The day one free man
  6252. made the ultimate sacrifice</i>
  6253.  
  6254. 1338
  6255. 01:25:19,920 --> 01:25:24,995
  6256. <i>and paid respect to the Blackfoot ancestors
  6257. he may or may not have had.</i>
  6258.  
  6259. 1339
  6260. 01:25:27,000 --> 01:25:31,995
  6261. <i>The day he led the first, the last,
  6262. the only great American zombie jump.</i>
  6263.  
  6264. 1340
  6265. 01:26:00,560 --> 01:26:02,233
  6266. Zombie Kill of the Year?
  6267.  
  6268. 1341
  6269. 01:26:02,320 --> 01:26:03,913
  6270. <i>Century.</i>
  6271.  
  6272. 1342
  6273. 01:26:04,000 --> 01:26:06,515
  6274. <i>Only one problem.
  6275. Well, okay, two.</i>
  6276.  
  6277. 1343
  6278. 01:26:09,840 --> 01:26:11,069
  6279. Oh!
  6280.  
  6281. 1344
  6282. 01:26:16,080 --> 01:26:17,736
  6283. - Tallahassee!
  6284. - Hang on, we're coming.
  6285.  
  6286. 1345
  6287. 01:26:17,760 --> 01:26:19,035
  6288. Hold on.
  6289.  
  6290. 1346
  6291. 01:26:19,840 --> 01:26:21,136
  6292. - Help! I'm falling!
  6293. - Shit!
  6294.  
  6295. 1347
  6296. 01:26:21,160 --> 01:26:22,958
  6297. We can't help you.
  6298.  
  6299. 1348
  6300. 01:26:23,040 --> 01:26:24,474
  6301. Guys! Help me!
  6302.  
  6303. 1349
  6304. 01:26:24,560 --> 01:26:26,950
  6305. - Shit. What should we do?
  6306. - Throw something at them.
  6307.  
  6308. 1350
  6309. 01:26:27,040 --> 01:26:29,714
  6310. Oh, shit. Okay.
  6311. Shit. Sorry.
  6312.  
  6313. 1351
  6314. 01:26:30,801 --> 01:26:32,837
  6315. You hit me in the nuts
  6316. with a hacky sack.
  6317.  
  6318. 1352
  6319. 01:26:32,920 --> 01:26:33,840
  6320. - Sorry.
  6321. - What?
  6322.  
  6323. 1353
  6324. 01:26:33,841 --> 01:26:36,515
  6325. I'm losing my grip.
  6326. I'm gonna fall.
  6327.  
  6328. 1354
  6329. 01:26:37,800 --> 01:26:40,190
  6330. No! Oh, no!
  6331.  
  6332. 1355
  6333. 01:26:54,200 --> 01:26:55,680
  6334. Long live the King.
  6335.  
  6336. 1356
  6337. 01:26:57,360 --> 01:26:58,680
  6338. - Oh.
  6339. - Ugh.
  6340.  
  6341. 1357
  6342. 01:26:59,200 --> 01:27:01,032
  6343. Guys, I'm still here!
  6344.  
  6345. 1358
  6346. 01:27:01,120 --> 01:27:03,032
  6347. - Give me your hand!
  6348. - Hold my arm.
  6349.  
  6350. 1359
  6351. 01:27:03,120 --> 01:27:05,840
  6352. - Kick your foot out.
  6353. - Goddamn it, Columbus!
  6354.  
  6355. 1360
  6356. 01:27:05,960 --> 01:27:08,721
  6357. - Point your toe!
  6358. - Human chain, this is a terrible idea!
  6359.  
  6360. 1361
  6361. 01:27:09,600 --> 01:27:12,160
  6362. - I can't reach.
  6363. - Kick it, kick it. I got it.
  6364.  
  6365. 1362
  6366. 01:27:12,240 --> 01:27:13,310
  6367. Pull, pull.
  6368.  
  6369. 1363
  6370. 01:27:13,840 --> 01:27:15,160
  6371. Okay. I got you.
  6372.  
  6373. 1364
  6374. 01:27:15,800 --> 01:27:17,075
  6375. Okay.
  6376.  
  6377. 1365
  6378. 01:27:17,160 --> 01:27:19,277
  6379. Oh, man.
  6380. Are you okay?
  6381.  
  6382. 1366
  6383. 01:27:19,360 --> 01:27:21,158
  6384. - Yeah.
  6385. - That was amazing.
  6386.  
  6387. 1367
  6388. 01:27:22,240 --> 01:27:23,276
  6389. Thank you.
  6390.  
  6391. 1368
  6392. 01:27:24,480 --> 01:27:25,550
  6393. Hey.
  6394.  
  6395. 1369
  6396. 01:27:28,800 --> 01:27:29,800
  6397. You kept the gun?
  6398.  
  6399. 1370
  6400. 01:27:29,880 --> 01:27:32,111
  6401. How could I give up my favourite
  6402. Christmas present?
  6403.  
  6404. 1371
  6405. 01:27:32,200 --> 01:27:33,953
  6406. Why didn't you
  6407. pull it out sooner?
  6408.  
  6409. 1372
  6410. 01:27:34,040 --> 01:27:37,033
  6411. I forget about it but...
  6412. I smoked a lot of weed.
  6413.  
  6414. 1373
  6415. 01:27:38,680 --> 01:27:40,194
  6416. Chip off the old block.
  6417.  
  6418. 1374
  6419. 01:27:43,440 --> 01:27:44,440
  6420. Yes.
  6421.  
  6422. 1375
  6423. 01:27:45,280 --> 01:27:46,160
  6424. Yes?
  6425.  
  6426. 1376
  6427. 01:27:46,161 --> 01:27:47,719
  6428. Oh, yes, yes?
  6429.  
  6430. 1377
  6431. 01:27:48,760 --> 01:27:49,796
  6432. Yes, yes.
  6433.  
  6434. 1378
  6435. 01:27:51,320 --> 01:27:52,390
  6436. Yes, yes, yes?
  6437.  
  6438. 1379
  6439. 01:27:52,480 --> 01:27:54,278
  6440. - Yes. Yes.
  6441. - Yes?
  6442.  
  6443. 1380
  6444. 01:27:54,360 --> 01:27:55,635
  6445. - Really?
  6446. - Mm.
  6447.  
  6448. 1381
  6449. 01:27:57,840 --> 01:27:59,559
  6450. What changed your mind?
  6451.  
  6452. 1382
  6453. 01:27:59,640 --> 01:28:02,439
  6454. Because Zombieland or not,
  6455. we're meant to be together.
  6456.  
  6457. 1383
  6458. 01:28:05,800 --> 01:28:10,670
  6459. So basically, that means
  6460. this belongs to her.
  6461.  
  6462. 1384
  6463. 01:28:10,760 --> 01:28:11,760
  6464. Oh. Huh.
  6465.  
  6466. 1385
  6467. 01:28:12,000 --> 01:28:13,000
  6468. Cool.
  6469.  
  6470. 1386
  6471. 01:28:13,720 --> 01:28:15,234
  6472. Thank you.
  6473.  
  6474. 1387
  6475. 01:28:15,320 --> 01:28:16,320
  6476. Okay.
  6477.  
  6478. 1388
  6479. 01:28:19,160 --> 01:28:21,117
  6480. - Okay. Are you ready?
  6481. - Yeah.
  6482.  
  6483. 1389
  6484. 01:28:21,200 --> 01:28:22,270
  6485. - Okay. I'm good.
  6486. - Okay.
  6487.  
  6488. 1390
  6489. 01:28:22,400 --> 01:28:24,869
  6490. - Yeah, do the damn thing. Yeah.
  6491. - Okay.
  6492.  
  6493. 1391
  6494. 01:28:24,960 --> 01:28:25,920
  6495. Great.
  6496.  
  6497. 1392
  6498. 01:28:25,921 --> 01:28:28,037
  6499. - Which hand do I...?
  6500. - This one.
  6501.  
  6502. 1393
  6503. 01:28:28,120 --> 01:28:29,554
  6504. - Okay.
  6505. - Okay, yes. Here we go.
  6506.  
  6507. 1394
  6508. 01:28:34,160 --> 01:28:35,196
  6509. Wow.
  6510.  
  6511. 1395
  6512. 01:28:36,640 --> 01:28:37,640
  6513. Come here.
  6514.  
  6515. 1396
  6516. 01:28:41,280 --> 01:28:43,511
  6517. - Ah.
  6518. - Nicely done.
  6519.  
  6520. 1397
  6521. 01:28:44,600 --> 01:28:48,480
  6522. I'm gonna walk that little
  6523. spitfuck down the aisle.
  6524.  
  6525. 1398
  6526. 01:28:48,560 --> 01:28:50,233
  6527. It's a good thing
  6528. you didn't die, then.
  6529.  
  6530. 1399
  6531. 01:28:51,600 --> 01:28:52,600
  6532. Washoe County.
  6533.  
  6534. 1400
  6535. 01:28:55,080 --> 01:28:57,037
  6536. - What?
  6537. - Washoe County, Nevada.
  6538.  
  6539. 1401
  6540. 01:28:58,840 --> 01:28:59,800
  6541. Reno.
  6542.  
  6543. 1402
  6544. 01:28:59,801 --> 01:29:01,793
  6545. Biggest little city
  6546. in the world.
  6547.  
  6548. 1403
  6549. 01:29:09,200 --> 01:29:10,429
  6550. - Just go for it.
  6551. - Thank you.
  6552.  
  6553. 1404
  6554. 01:29:10,520 --> 01:29:11,520
  6555. - Sweet.
  6556. - Oh, my God.
  6557.  
  6558. 1405
  6559. 01:29:13,760 --> 01:29:14,680
  6560. What? What?
  6561.  
  6562. 1406
  6563. 01:29:14,681 --> 01:29:16,319
  6564. - Oh, my gosh!
  6565. - Shit!
  6566.  
  6567. 1407
  6568. 01:29:21,160 --> 01:29:23,595
  6569. - Homer. It's a long way down.
  6570. - Our work here is done.
  6571.  
  6572. 1408
  6573. 01:29:24,960 --> 01:29:26,440
  6574. Let's party.
  6575.  
  6576. 1409
  6577. 01:29:26,520 --> 01:29:28,079
  6578. - Come on!
  6579. - Yeah!
  6580.  
  6581. 1410
  6582. 01:29:29,160 --> 01:29:30,160
  6583. Wait for me.
  6584.  
  6585. 1411
  6586. 01:29:53,240 --> 01:29:58,235
  6587. Elvis' 1955 Fleetwood Series 60.
  6588.  
  6589. 1412
  6590. 01:29:58,320 --> 01:30:02,439
  6591. Every hair on my body feels
  6592. like a little wang.
  6593.  
  6594. 1413
  6595. 01:30:02,520 --> 01:30:04,796
  6596. - Yikes.
  6597. - Where to?
  6598.  
  6599. 1414
  6600. 01:30:05,800 --> 01:30:07,234
  6601. How about home?
  6602.  
  6603. 1415
  6604. 01:30:07,320 --> 01:30:08,240
  6605. Home?
  6606.  
  6607. 1416
  6608. 01:30:08,241 --> 01:30:09,641
  6609. - Yeah.
  6610. - Yes, good idea.
  6611.  
  6612. 1417
  6613. 01:30:11,560 --> 01:30:12,560
  6614. Where's home?
  6615.  
  6616. 1418
  6617. 01:30:14,240 --> 01:30:15,913
  6618. I think we're already there.
  6619.  
  6620. 1419
  6621. 01:30:17,240 --> 01:30:21,280
  6622. <i>Because if our adventures had taught us
  6623. about anything, it was home.</i>
  6624.  
  6625. 1420
  6626. 01:30:21,360 --> 01:30:25,513
  6627. <i>Wichita didn't need to be afraid of it.
  6628. I didn't need to keep looking for it.</i>
  6629.  
  6630. 1421
  6631. 01:30:25,600 --> 01:30:29,276
  6632. <i>Because home isn't a place,
  6633. it's the people you're with.</i>
  6634.  
  6635. 1422
  6636. 01:30:29,400 --> 01:30:33,360
  6637. <i>I guess that's why they're called your homies.
  6638. And my homies are pretty fucking awesome.</i>
  6639.  
  6640. 1423
  6641. 01:30:33,440 --> 01:30:36,433
  6642. <i>So till next time,
  6643. this is Columbus, Ohio,</i>
  6644.  
  6645. 1424
  6646. 01:30:36,520 --> 01:30:39,911
  6647. <i>on behalf of Wichita, Little Rock,
  6648. Reno and Tallahassee,</i>
  6649.  
  6650. 1425
  6651. 01:30:40,000 --> 01:30:42,913
  6652. <i>saying</i> hasta la vista,
  6653. <i>baby.</i>
  6654.  
  6655. 1426
  6656. 01:30:43,920 --> 01:30:45,752
  6657. <i>That one's for you,
  6658. Flagstaff.</i>
  6659.  
  6660. 1427
  6661. 01:30:52,000 --> 01:30:56,153
  6662. <i>♪ Lord Almighty
  6663. I feel my temperature rising ♪</i>
  6664.  
  6665. 1428
  6666. 01:30:58,760 --> 01:31:02,754
  6667. <i>♪ Higher, higher
  6668. It's burning through to my soul ♪</i>
  6669.  
  6670. 1429
  6671. 01:31:05,600 --> 01:31:07,831
  6672. <i>Oh, hey.
  6673. Yeah, sorry. One more thing.</i>
  6674.  
  6675. 1430
  6676. 01:31:07,920 --> 01:31:10,435
  6677. <i>I'm actually feeling a little guilty
  6678. about what Nevada said.</i>
  6679.  
  6680. 1431
  6681. 01:31:10,520 --> 01:31:13,592
  6682. <i>You know, about Murraying
  6683. a certain you-know-who?</i>
  6684.  
  6685. 1432
  6686. 01:31:13,680 --> 01:31:16,878
  6687. <i>Yeah, my bad. I blew a hole through
  6688. the finest comic actor of our generation.</i>
  6689.  
  6690. 1433
  6691. 01:31:16,960 --> 01:31:19,714
  6692. <i>But I would love to make it up
  6693. to you, to all of you.</i>
  6694.  
  6695. 1434
  6696. 01:31:19,800 --> 01:31:22,634
  6697. <i>And for that, we gotta
  6698. go back to 2009.</i>
  6699.  
  6700. 1435
  6701. 01:31:26,320 --> 01:31:29,677
  6702. Welcome, everyone, to the
  6703. <i>Garfield 3: Flabby Tabby</i> junket.
  6704.  
  6705. 1436
  6706. 01:31:29,760 --> 01:31:31,353
  6707. You'll each have five minutes.
  6708.  
  6709. 1437
  6710. 01:31:31,440 --> 01:31:35,400
  6711. Please keep your questions focused
  6712. on the film and don't go off-topic.
  6713.  
  6714. 1438
  6715. 01:31:35,480 --> 01:31:40,714
  6716. The idea of a trilogy was something...
  6717. As an artist, you think the great ones:
  6718.  
  6719. 1439
  6720. 01:31:40,800 --> 01:31:42,200
  6721. <i>Godfather</i> and...
  6722.  
  6723. 1440
  6724. 01:31:43,960 --> 01:31:44,880
  6725. <i>Lethal Weapon.</i>
  6726.  
  6727. 1441
  6728. 01:31:44,881 --> 01:31:48,635
  6729. But the question is,
  6730. why in the world <i>Garfield 3?</i>
  6731.  
  6732. 1442
  6733. 01:31:48,720 --> 01:31:50,916
  6734. - Can this be just between us?
  6735. - Yes.
  6736.  
  6737. 1443
  6738. 01:31:51,000 --> 01:31:52,957
  6739. Drugs cost money.
  6740.  
  6741. 1444
  6742. 01:31:53,040 --> 01:31:57,637
  6743. And I have to say, as an actor, how many
  6744. of your nine lives do you think you have left?
  6745.  
  6746. 1445
  6747. 01:31:57,720 --> 01:32:00,189
  6748. Well, I've done three of these.
  6749. Three <i>Garfields.</i>
  6750.  
  6751. 1446
  6752. 01:32:01,080 --> 01:32:02,230
  6753. So that's six.
  6754.  
  6755. 1447
  6756. 01:32:02,320 --> 01:32:04,198
  6757. The essence of Garfield,
  6758. I think...
  6759.  
  6760. 1448
  6761. 01:32:04,280 --> 01:32:05,280
  6762. Right.
  6763.  
  6764. 1449
  6765. 01:32:05,360 --> 01:32:07,477
  6766. ...is the hairball.
  6767.  
  6768. 1450
  6769. 01:32:07,560 --> 01:32:09,950
  6770. Didn't I say? I had a feeling
  6771. this would come up.
  6772.  
  6773. 1451
  6774. 01:32:10,040 --> 01:32:12,032
  6775. Can you give me a hairball?
  6776.  
  6777. 1452
  6778. 01:32:14,520 --> 01:32:16,637
  6779. Don't wanna do the hairball,
  6780. get it out of the way?
  6781.  
  6782. 1453
  6783. 01:32:16,760 --> 01:32:18,399
  6784. - No.
  6785. - Can you try now?
  6786.  
  6787. 1454
  6788. 01:32:18,480 --> 01:32:20,995
  6789. - Give me a little hairball now?
  6790. - Come on.
  6791.  
  6792. 1455
  6793. 01:32:23,880 --> 01:32:24,996
  6794. Come on.
  6795.  
  6796. 1456
  6797. 01:32:30,880 --> 01:32:32,917
  6798. You know, how about
  6799. if I did it with you?
  6800.  
  6801. 1457
  6802. 01:32:33,000 --> 01:32:34,912
  6803. - Okay. Come on. Come on.
  6804. - That was close.
  6805.  
  6806. 1458
  6807. 01:32:35,000 --> 01:32:36,514
  6808. We'll do a selfie together.
  6809.  
  6810. 1459
  6811. 01:32:38,480 --> 01:32:39,516
  6812. Great. Great.
  6813.  
  6814. 1460
  6815. 01:32:42,920 --> 01:32:43,990
  6816. You all right, man?
  6817.  
  6818. 1461
  6819. 01:32:45,760 --> 01:32:46,910
  6820. All over the mike.
  6821.  
  6822. 1462
  6823. 01:32:47,040 --> 01:32:50,317
  6824. Can we get a baby wipe for Al?
  6825. Maybe move him back to his room, please?
  6826.  
  6827. 1463
  6828. 01:32:57,120 --> 01:32:58,998
  6829. Huge fan, Mr. Roker.
  6830.  
  6831. 1464
  6832. 01:33:01,240 --> 01:33:05,280
  6833. All right, Tim, let's get out of here.
  6834. Somebody get my car. I'm ready to go.
  6835.  
  6836. 1465
  6837. 01:33:05,360 --> 01:33:07,829
  6838. - I've never seen Al Roker behave that way.
  6839. - That was crazy.
  6840.  
  6841. 1466
  6842. 01:33:07,920 --> 01:33:10,037
  6843. Sometimes it feels like
  6844. it's you against the world.
  6845.  
  6846. 1467
  6847. 01:33:10,120 --> 01:33:11,793
  6848. - Oh, my God.
  6849. - I think it is.
  6850.  
  6851. 1468
  6852. 01:33:18,440 --> 01:33:19,476
  6853. Oh, dear.
  6854.  
  6855. 1469
  6856. 01:33:20,880 --> 01:33:22,473
  6857. Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
  6858.  
  6859. 1470
  6860. 01:33:22,800 --> 01:33:23,800
  6861. Excuse me?
  6862.  
  6863. 1471
  6864. 01:33:27,880 --> 01:33:29,553
  6865. <i>♪ Do what you like ♪</i>
  6866.  
  6867. 1472
  6868. 01:33:32,240 --> 01:33:33,390
  6869. Nice.
  6870.  
  6871. 1473
  6872. 01:33:39,200 --> 01:33:40,200
  6873. Help me!
  6874.  
  6875. 1474
  6876. 01:33:42,400 --> 01:33:45,074
  6877. Bill Murray! I love some of
  6878. your films. Please help me!
  6879.  
  6880. 1475
  6881. 01:33:48,280 --> 01:33:49,919
  6882. I ain't afraid of no ghost.
  6883.  
  6884. 1476
  6885. 01:34:00,680 --> 01:34:02,592
  6886. I hate Mondays.
  6887.  
  6888. 1477
  6889. 01:34:03,720 --> 01:34:07,794
  6890. <i>♪ Lord Almighty
  6891. I feel my temperature rising ♪</i>
  6892.  
  6893. 1478
  6894. 01:34:10,440 --> 01:34:14,320
  6895. <i>♪ Higher, higher
  6896. It's burning through to my soul ♪</i>
  6897.  
  6898. 1479
  6899. 01:34:16,880 --> 01:34:21,272
  6900. <i>♪ Girl, girl, girl
  6901. You're gonna set me on fire ♪</i>
  6902.  
  6903. 1480
  6904. 01:34:23,440 --> 01:34:27,434
  6905. <i>♪ My brain is flaming
  6906. I don't know which way to go ♪</i>
  6907.  
  6908. 1481
  6909. 01:34:29,960 --> 01:34:36,150
  6910. <i>♪ And your kisses lift me higher
  6911. Like a sweet song of the choir ♪</i>
  6912.  
  6913. 1482
  6914. 01:34:36,680 --> 01:34:40,674
  6915. <i>♪ And you light my morning sky
  6916. With your burning love ♪</i>
  6917.  
  6918. 1483
  6919. 01:34:43,800 --> 01:34:47,714
  6920. <i>♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh
  6921. I feel my temperature rising ♪</i>
  6922.  
  6923. 1484
  6924. 01:34:48,600 --> 01:34:49,600
  6925. <i>Yeah</i>
  6926.  
  6927. 1485
  6928. 01:34:50,200 --> 01:34:54,240
  6929. <i>♪ Well, help me, I'm flaming
  6930. I must be a hundred and nine ♪</i>
  6931.  
  6932. 1486
  6933. 01:34:57,080 --> 01:35:01,120
  6934. <i>♪ Burning, burning, burning
  6935. And nothing can cool me ♪</i>
  6936.  
  6937. 1487
  6938. 01:35:03,840 --> 01:35:08,312
  6939. <i>♪ I just might turn to smoke
  6940. But I feel fine ♪</i>
  6941.  
  6942. 1488
  6943. 01:35:09,920 --> 01:35:16,030
  6944. <i>♪ Because your kisses lift me higher
  6945. Like a sweet song of a choir ♪</i>
  6946.  
  6947. 1489
  6948. 01:35:16,800 --> 01:35:20,874
  6949. <i>♪ And you light my morning sky
  6950. With your burning love ♪</i>
  6951.  
  6952. 1490
  6953. 01:35:21,960 --> 01:35:22,960
  6954. <i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>
  6955.  
  6956. 1491
  6957. 01:35:33,240 --> 01:35:34,310
  6958. <i>♪ Burning love ♪</i>
  6959.  
  6960. 1492
  6961. 01:35:37,240 --> 01:35:41,154
  6962. <i>♪ It's coming closer
  6963. The flames are now reaching my body ♪</i>
  6964.  
  6965. 1493
  6966. 01:35:43,600 --> 01:35:47,594
  6967. <i>♪ Please won't you help me
  6968. I feel like I'm slipping away ♪</i>
  6969.  
  6970. 1494
  6971. 01:35:50,320 --> 01:35:54,553
  6972. <i>♪ It's hard to breathe
  6973. And my chest is a-heaving ♪</i>
  6974.  
  6975. 1495
  6976. 01:35:57,120 --> 01:36:01,273
  6977. <i>♪ Lord, have mercy
  6978. I'm burning a hole where I lay ♪</i>
  6979.  
  6980. 1496
  6981. 01:36:03,520 --> 01:36:09,517
  6982. <i>♪ 'Cause your kisses lift me higher
  6983. Like a sweet song of a choir ♪</i>
  6984.  
  6985. 1497
  6986. 01:36:10,360 --> 01:36:14,400
  6987. <i>♪ And you light my morning sky
  6988. With your burning love ♪</i>
  6989.  
  6990. 1498
  6991. 01:36:15,160 --> 01:36:17,629
  6992. <i>♪ Yeah, your burning love ♪</i>
  6993.  
  6994. 1499
  6995. 01:36:19,560 --> 01:36:20,960
  6996. <i>♪ Your burning love ♪</i>
  6997.  
  6998. 1500
  6999. 01:36:23,320 --> 01:36:26,074
  7000. <i>♪ I'm just a hunk,
  7001. a hunk of burning love ♪</i>
  7002.  
  7003. 1501
  7004. 01:36:26,600 --> 01:36:29,354
  7005. <i>♪ I'm just a hunk,
  7006. a hunk of burning love ♪</i>
  7007.  
  7008. 1502
  7009. 01:36:30,040 --> 01:36:32,839
  7010. <i>♪ Just a hunk,
  7011. a hunk of burning love ♪</i>
  7012.  
  7013. 1503
  7014. 01:36:33,520 --> 01:36:39,517
  7015. <i>♪ I'm just a hunk,
  7016. a hunk of burning love ♪</i>
  7017.  
  7018. 1504
  7019. 01:36:40,160 --> 01:36:42,675
  7020. <i>♪ Just a hunk,
  7021. a hunk of burning love ♪</i>
  7022.  
  7023. 1505
  7024. 01:36:43,000 --> 01:36:44,275
  7025. <i>♪ Burning love ♪</i>
  7026.  
  7027. 1506
  7028. 01:36:45,320 --> 01:36:47,835
  7029. <i>♪ Yeah
  7030. Burning love ♪♪</i>
  7031.  
  7032. 1507
  7033. 01:38:40,360 --> 01:38:42,670
  7034. Oh, <i>pardon</i>.
  7035. En español, it's like:
  7036.  
  7037. 1508
  7038. 01:38:50,400 --> 01:38:52,596
  7039. P... P...
  7040. Pardon my accent.
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