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Double dribble.

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Why, because I'm black?

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Yeah, that's what I thought.

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Me?

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Ten seconds left.
We need a basket.

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Play one. Play one.

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Kurt, Kurt, Kurt. Here.

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Get in.

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Bring it in!

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Bank's open, Lenny.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Yeah.

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Bank's open.

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His foot was on the line.

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First off, I'd like to thank
the Earnshaw family

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for lending us their beautiful lake
house to help us celebrate our victory.

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Yeah, the Ferdinando Five.

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They're dynamite.

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You're drunk, Dad.

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Yeah.

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Hey. We're here to celebrate
the kids' shots, not your shots.

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Anyway, I wanna talk about
what you kids did this afternoon.

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You know, you played the game
just like I always ask you to.

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You left everything you had
out there on that court.

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So that when the final buzzer
went off--

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--you were champions.

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Now, I want you
to promise me something.

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I want you to play life just like
you played that game today.

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So when that final buzzer of life
goes off--

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--you'll have no regrets.

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Here's to coach.

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You're my first champions.
My first champions.

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Stick together.

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Stick together.

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Time to die.

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No!

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Murder.

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I am the biggest agent in Hollywood
and you just pissed me off.

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And now I'll pull Brad Pitt
from your movie.

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I'll pull Julia Roberts from
your movie. I don't care, Sandy.

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That's right, you better back down.

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Thank you.

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Have a good Fourth of July.
All right, love you too.

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- What's up, boys?
- Hey.

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Greggie, Keithie.

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You guys ever hear of a game
called Chutes and Ladders?

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Pretty awesome game.

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I used to play it when I was a kid.

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Okay, what it is,
is they give you a spinner.

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And you spin. If you land on a ladder,
you get to climb up the ladder.

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If you land on a chute, you slide
down the chute and start over again.

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Yeah, and what happens?
The winner gets a training bra?

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Yeah, Dad, that game
sounds like it sucks.

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I'm telling you,
this was the greatest game.

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Me and my buddies would play it.

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We'd go down in the basement,
drink hot chocolate.

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I wouldn't mind
a hot chocolate right now.

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Hey, Rita.

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Rita.

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Dude, you gotta text her.
She's doing laundry.

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Hey, Dad, we were at
the Spielbergs' house yesterday.

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They have a 150-inch TV.
Can we get one of those?

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When you direct E. T.
I'll get you one of those.

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Beg for mercy.

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What is the object here?
I don't get it.

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You're on a cruise ship and you chop
people's heads off with a chain saw?

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Oh, and you can drown them.

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Oh, you can drown them.
Now I get it.

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Can somebody answer the phone?

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Maybe I should get some
chamomile for my throat too.

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Stop texting the nanny.
You know how gross that is

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for a kid to text his nanny?
Just go down the hallway.

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Why? You text everybody.

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I text people for my job so I can
make money to pay for your texting.

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Okay, I got everything for you, boys.

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Who was that on the phone, Rita?

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I'm sorry, Mr. Feder, I don't know.
Becky answered.

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Okay, okay. Thanks for making that.
Oh, my God, Rita.

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This isn't Godiva. What are
you, trying to poison me?

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Good Lord, go back to texting.

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I don't ever wanna hear that
out loud again.

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What the heck's going on out here?

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Oh, my God.

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I didn't mean to. It was an accident.

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I don't care. Are you all right?
What the heck were you doing?

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I was trying to use the Navy.

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The Navy? What's the Navy?

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The Navy in the car
to ask it a question.

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You mean the navigation system, idiot.

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Shh. Keithie, relax. Some man called.

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He said your friend,
Coach Buzzer, went to heaven.

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I was trying to find heaven
for you on the Navy station

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so you could go visit him.

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Yikes.

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Who's your friend, Dad?

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Coach Buzzer was someone
very special in Daddy's life.

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It's terrible.

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Okay, go drink some
hot chocolate with these guys.

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You sure you're okay?

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Okay, sweetie.

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You're splashing your brother.

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Eric, hon? It's your mom.

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Oh, my God. Eric.
Are you all right?

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Donna.

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Oh, my God, Bean.
Bean, stay on the duck.

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Stay on the duck.
What is happening?

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Oh, hon.

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Hello, Mommy.

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- Hey.
- Hey, Mom.

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Hi, Mom.

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Well, I'll see you there.
All right.

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Hey, is something wrong?

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Yeah, it'll be all right.
I'll talk to you about it later.

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Hey, hey.

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I made the pumpkin risotto
that we saw

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on Rachael Ray's
"Seasons of Summer" special.

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It's awful, Mom.
It tastes like roadkill.

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Deanne, do you hear how they talk
to me? Do you hear how--?

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You gotta say something.

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All right, kids. Now, you know
your father works very hard

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at keeping this house clean
and putting meals on the table for us.

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Hello?

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Besides...

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I brought us a pizza.

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You know what? Fine.

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Have your pizza. Have your pizza.

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You broke my heart.

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You broke my heart.

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Looks like it's his
time of the month again.

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Ahh. God, that's rough, buddy.

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Who's making the funeral arrangements?

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Oh, his niece?
She must be devastated.

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Hey, is she still hot, do you know?

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Don't make me lose my temper, Marcus.

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What?

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Hey, if I don't make it
to the funeral,

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tell the police it was
Arlene from Applebee's.

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No, thanks for calling me.

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And I'll see you there.

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Bye.

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The coach is dead.

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His funeral is this Friday.

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I don't think I can
handle this alone.

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Can you come with me?

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Of course.

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I'll postpone my cataract surgery.

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You are my special lady.

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Now I'm gonna transport you
to a world of serene relaxation.

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Okay, guys, let's try
to act normal in there.

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What's wrong with your sunglasses?

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I don't want any reason
for these guys to call me--

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Hollywood!

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- Hey. Look at that. Kurt McKenzie.
- Hey.

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And the whole McKenzie clan.
Come here, man.

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- Deanne, you look great.
- I do?

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My wife's over there.
Go and say hi. Children.

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I see that ass is still growing.

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Got a little Kardashian in there.

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Well, you've kind of turned into a little
Michael Vick thing, if he was bulimic.

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Hi, Roxanne.

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I don't know if you remember me.
I was at your wedding.

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I was the one that was table dancing
all night. Deanne McKenzie.

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Of course.

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- Deanne, hello.
- Hi, good to see you.

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Oh, my God, you're glowing.

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You look so beautiful
with your pregnancy.

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What the hell
are you talking about?

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I'm just playing.

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Oh, my God. You should see
your face. You were like, "Huh?"

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Little Lenny Feder.

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Mama Ronzoni got big, huh?

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Look at this handsome hunk
of prosciutto.

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And such a big success.

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Come on, give Mama a kiss.

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Can I get a--?
Can I get a cheek at all?

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I got you, I got you. Poked in the eye
by the hat, but I'm all right.

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How about your son-in-law here,
I hear he's a house husband now.

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Pfft! My daughter's gotta bust
her hump all day to pay the bills

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while dummy here stays home and cleans.

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I don't know how you could
talk to me like that

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when you look like Idi Amin
with a propeller on your head.

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That's nice that he could--
Roxanne, this is my mother.

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Hello, Mama Ronzoni, I'm so pleased
to meet you. I'm Little Lenny's wife.

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Ooh. What a spicy quesadilla
you got yourself, Lenny.

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Yeah, she tastes great.

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Mm-hm. I bet.

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Whoa. Didn't I tell you to turn
the phone off there, Greg?

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Yeah, but it's my massage therapist.

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What? No, no. No cell phones.

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No cell phones?
Then I'm out of here.

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Higgie.

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Who's ready to get their funeral on?

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I'm sorry, death makes me weird.

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What's up, McKenzie?

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You got those soft hands.
Still using Palmolive?

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Hey, what's up, Lenny?

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Buddy, I thought you were
gonna start working out.

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- What does that mean?
- Um, you're fat.

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No. No.

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Hey, guys, this is good news.
I always wanted to represent you.

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You're the third Olsen twin?

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Keep it down.
Hey, so these are your kids?

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And who's that girl?
That's not a nanny, is it?

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No, no, this is a friend
of ours from China.

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Oh, yeah.
No, I've been on that website.

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No, no, no.

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Like an exchange student that--
My wife brought her into the house.

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Oh, your wife's into chicks.
Oh, that's nice.

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Hollywood. See, he always lucks out.

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Just an exchange student.
I always thought--

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Hey, now.

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- Ha, ha!
- Lamonsoff. Rolling up in a Caddy?

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That's how we do it.

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And you, you've grown up
on me, man. Are you a B-cup now?

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Hey, nice ears.
You get the NFL package on those?

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Nice Caddy. You selling
lawn furniture and crack?

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Come on, I'm the co-owner
of Branchville Lawn Furniture, man.

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I'm the boss now, baby.

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Oh, good for you, Eric.

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Glad you brought your mother.
Oh, that's a good one.

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Wow, it's like shaking hands
with an Eagle. I'll see you later.

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Oh, my God. It's Captain
Caring of the SS Melodrama.

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Oh, he's gonna play this one big.

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Cue "Hey."

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Hey.

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Hey.

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Hell of a circumstance, huh?
I know, I know. lt sucks.

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Great to see you.

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Well, the Buzzer's up there
coaching heaven's team now.

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That's true.
He's got Wilt, Pistol Pete, Dr. J.

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Yeah, Dr. J's alive still.

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- Well, those type of guys.
- Yeah, yeah.

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You look good, though, man.

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It's like if Elvis was an Oompa Loompa,

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he's right in front of me.

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Well, I don't make jokes at funerals
because it's disrespectful.

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But if that's part of your
healing process, I'm cool with it.

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Ah, that's nice. Thanks.

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00:13:02,340 --> 00:13:04,274
Are you cool with
a finger in you? Woo-hoo!

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00:13:05,877 --> 00:13:08,505
Hey, uh, Roxanne.

241
00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:11,979
Remember Rob, the guy
I always tell you about? Rob?

242
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Of course.

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The kid who didn't hit puberty
till he was 19, right?

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That was our secret.

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And this must be your mother.

246
00:13:23,028 --> 00:13:24,052
My wife.

247
00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:25,889
I'm sorry.

248
00:13:26,064 --> 00:13:28,191
Hi. I'm Gloria.

249
00:13:28,366 --> 00:13:31,699
Oh, it's so nice to meet you.
Your design line is so beautiful.

250
00:13:32,404 --> 00:13:34,736
Oh, thank you, thank you.

251
00:13:34,906 --> 00:13:36,965
- And I love your scarves.
- Thank you.

252
00:13:37,743 --> 00:13:39,540
She'll be tying me up
with those later.

253
00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:44,105
He's not kidding.

254
00:13:45,817 --> 00:13:47,751
Oh, grody.

255
00:13:47,919 --> 00:13:51,377
Oh, those are long, long tongues.

256
00:13:53,925 --> 00:13:57,019
We'll see you in there.
See you in there.

257
00:13:59,231 --> 00:14:01,597
Hi, guys. Right over there? Yep.

258
00:14:01,767 --> 00:14:04,736
Sit right here, sit right here.
I'm gonna go say hi to Lenny.

259
00:14:04,903 --> 00:14:07,064
- No, honey.
- Oh, hi. Lenny.

260
00:14:07,239 --> 00:14:08,831
How you doing? Oh, oh, oh.

261
00:14:09,007 --> 00:14:11,237
I heard through a little bird

262
00:14:11,409 --> 00:14:14,435
that you guys rented
the Earnshaw lake house for us

263
00:14:14,613 --> 00:14:15,807
for the entire weekend.

264
00:14:15,981 --> 00:14:17,710
That's like a dream
come true for us.

265
00:14:17,883 --> 00:14:19,908
We had to rent it
for the whole weekend be--

266
00:14:20,085 --> 00:14:22,986
We don't get to stay the whole weekend.
We have to go to Milan.

267
00:14:23,155 --> 00:14:24,588
For Roxanne's fashion show.

268
00:14:24,756 --> 00:14:26,587
Oh. Oh, my God, that's a shame.

269
00:14:26,758 --> 00:14:28,988
Oh, but you're gonna have
so much fun in Milan.

270
00:14:29,161 --> 00:14:32,130
You know, J-Lo and Marc Anthony
vacationed there last year.

271
00:14:32,297 --> 00:14:35,460
It's up the street from Lake Como,
where George Clooney has a villa.

272
00:14:35,634 --> 00:14:37,534
I read too many of those magazines.

273
00:14:37,702 --> 00:14:39,033
- No.
- Come on. I'm sorry.

274
00:14:39,204 --> 00:14:41,331
He hates when I talk about this.
We'll just--

275
00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:43,770
We are backing away.
Ashamed, right?

276
00:14:43,942 --> 00:14:46,706
Oh, and Tom Cruise
got married there too.

277
00:14:47,212 --> 00:14:49,043
- Thanks for letting me know.
- What?

278
00:14:49,214 --> 00:14:52,342
Well, I don't understand why you had
to rent it for a whole weekend.

279
00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:56,044
Because it's a holiday. They won't
rent it to you for one night.

280
00:14:56,221 --> 00:14:59,520
So your friends are partying all
weekend while you're stuck in Milan.

281
00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:00,988
- Yeah.
- That was nice of you.

282
00:15:01,159 --> 00:15:03,423
It was nice of us.
It's your money too, isn't it?

283
00:15:03,595 --> 00:15:06,462
Yeah, it's your money,
it's his money, it's my money.

284
00:15:06,665 --> 00:15:09,065
Let's put all our cash
in a pile and split it. Heh, heh.

285
00:15:09,234 --> 00:15:11,759
That's a nice hat, it brings out
the death in the room.

286
00:15:11,937 --> 00:15:15,202
I'm sorry, I'm nervous.
And it's a funeral, I get weird.

287
00:15:18,443 --> 00:15:21,412
There he is, Joe Hollywood.

288
00:15:21,580 --> 00:15:23,673
Mr. Big Shot Agent.

289
00:15:23,849 --> 00:15:26,784
You think he represents Hulk Hogan?

290
00:15:27,085 --> 00:15:28,985
No way.

291
00:15:29,454 --> 00:15:31,945
Then he ain't that big, is he?

292
00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:36,751
By the way, if anyone asks,
Rita is an exchange student.

293
00:15:40,599 --> 00:15:42,396
Andre. Heh.

294
00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:46,003
I think I just sat
on your adding machine.

295
00:15:46,605 --> 00:15:49,574
Now I know what happened
to the fish tank.

296
00:15:50,942 --> 00:15:53,172
Coach Robert "The Buzzer" Ferdinando

297
00:15:53,345 --> 00:15:55,279
was a caretaker by profession.

298
00:15:55,447 --> 00:15:59,907
What a wonderful word to describe
his devotion to his fellow man.

299
00:16:00,085 --> 00:16:02,519
He truly took care.

300
00:16:03,154 --> 00:16:05,213
When Robert knew
that his time was short,

301
00:16:05,390 --> 00:16:07,915
he told me there was
one specific man he wanted

302
00:16:08,093 --> 00:16:10,357
to say a few words
to memorialize him.

303
00:16:10,528 --> 00:16:13,929
So I'd like to ask Lenny Feder
to come up now.

304
00:16:21,873 --> 00:16:24,603
I'm sorry, I'm not prepared at all.

305
00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:27,176
I feel very honored

306
00:16:28,146 --> 00:16:30,205
that coach asked me
to do this, but, uh--

307
00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:36,349
I also feel terrible because
I haven't seen the coach in so long.

308
00:16:36,521 --> 00:16:39,979
And he always wanted me to come
to town and see him

309
00:16:40,158 --> 00:16:43,992
and I got caught up in what I've
been doing and I regret it.

310
00:16:44,763 --> 00:16:47,823
I understand that the
St. Mark's team of 1978

311
00:16:47,999 --> 00:16:52,993
was the only championship team
that the coach ever had, and, uh,

312
00:16:53,171 --> 00:16:55,639
that's very impressive,
I gotta say,

313
00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:58,503
judging from the talent
we had to offer.

314
00:16:58,677 --> 00:17:00,508
I mean, believe it or not,

315
00:17:00,679 --> 00:17:05,173
Robbie and Marcus were actually
shorter back in 1978.

316
00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:08,244
But those guys had a skill
you never mastered.

317
00:17:08,420 --> 00:17:10,615
They knew how to pass the ball.

318
00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:15,755
Looks like somebody has to learn how
to pass the Kentucky Fried Chicken.

319
00:17:16,928 --> 00:17:18,793
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

320
00:17:18,964 --> 00:17:22,195
We're saying goodbye to
a big part of our lives. All of us.

321
00:17:22,367 --> 00:17:26,497
You affected everybody
in this room.

322
00:17:26,805 --> 00:17:31,208
And, um, I hope we get
to live our lives like you.

323
00:17:31,843 --> 00:17:37,475
Have no regrets
when life's final buzzer sounds.

324
00:17:37,649 --> 00:17:40,880
So, uh, let's all bow
our heads in silence.

325
00:17:54,466 --> 00:17:57,367
They should have
just ended it right after you.

326
00:17:57,535 --> 00:17:59,196
This is insanity.

327
00:17:59,371 --> 00:18:00,599
Yeah.

328
00:18:00,972 --> 00:18:04,533
Five bucks it takes him down
on one knee.

329
00:18:04,943 --> 00:18:06,467
- You're on.
- Okay.

330
00:18:13,985 --> 00:18:15,646
Stop it.

331
00:18:52,791 --> 00:18:53,951
Grow up, will you?

332
00:18:54,125 --> 00:18:55,524
Oh, look at him now.

333
00:18:56,327 --> 00:18:59,228
Don't get so mad there, Robbie.

334
00:19:01,132 --> 00:19:02,793
So how we feeling about Rob's girl?

335
00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:04,025
We're happy for him, or--?

336
00:19:04,202 --> 00:19:06,932
Oh, my God. The St. Pauli Grandma?
She seems all right.

337
00:19:07,105 --> 00:19:08,470
She's pretty.

338
00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:10,505
You know, in a "me in a wig"
sort of way.

339
00:19:10,675 --> 00:19:12,074
Yeah. Yeah, exactly.

340
00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:17,771
When Ben Franklin was flying that
kite and it had the key on it,

341
00:19:17,949 --> 00:19:19,883
that was to her apartment.

342
00:19:20,051 --> 00:19:21,916
Oh, that was good, man.

343
00:19:22,087 --> 00:19:26,456
You know, but I gotta say, he seems
like he's in love, you know?

344
00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:28,649
He was in love
with the first three wives.

345
00:19:28,827 --> 00:19:30,556
The Cheater, the Beater and the Eater.

346
00:19:30,728 --> 00:19:34,164
You know, his problem is he's always
so overly in love so quick, you know?

347
00:19:34,332 --> 00:19:37,460
And then one day he snaps
and then it gets ugly in a hurry.

348
00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:39,000
Coffee, Mr. Feder?

349
00:19:39,170 --> 00:19:40,797
No, no, no. I'm good, I'm good.

350
00:19:40,972 --> 00:19:44,567
I mean, thank you. That's cool of you
to voluntarily wanna give me coffee.

351
00:19:44,742 --> 00:19:48,872
Just, you drink it, you know, while
you're studying inside the church.

352
00:19:49,481 --> 00:19:51,073
But you texted me you want coffee.

353
00:19:51,249 --> 00:19:54,082
I texted you that I wanted you
to drink the coffee and study.

354
00:19:54,252 --> 00:19:56,652
So study your books in the church.

355
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:59,119
Go ahead. All right, Rita.

356
00:19:59,290 --> 00:20:01,019
Fast food?
You guys eat the fast--?

357
00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:07,328
Mommy, I want some milk.

358
00:20:07,499 --> 00:20:12,129
Oh, sure, angel. You come here.
I'll give you a little something.

359
00:20:14,072 --> 00:20:16,063
Slow down, honey.
Not such big gulps.

360
00:20:16,241 --> 00:20:17,970
You're gonna get a tummy ache.

361
00:20:20,712 --> 00:20:22,441
- Your son is so cute.
- Yeah.

362
00:20:22,614 --> 00:20:23,638
How old is he?

363
00:20:24,682 --> 00:20:27,515
Oh, he's, uh, 48 months.

364
00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:29,152
That's 4.

365
00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:30,745
Yeah.

366
00:20:30,922 --> 00:20:34,016
We meant to stop last year,
but he likes it so much

367
00:20:34,192 --> 00:20:36,490
and we don't like to say no.

368
00:20:36,661 --> 00:20:38,356
Hey, sweetheart?

369
00:20:38,530 --> 00:20:40,555
Could you use a fork, please?

370
00:20:40,732 --> 00:20:41,858
No.

371
00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:46,231
No, no, no!

372
00:20:46,404 --> 00:20:48,463
Looks like she didn't get the memo.

373
00:21:09,994 --> 00:21:14,158
- Hey. Let me get that spot.
- Hey, gotta respect the Caddy.

374
00:21:14,666 --> 00:21:16,691
It's nice you drove
your piggy bank here.

375
00:21:16,868 --> 00:21:18,335
- Hey.
- Hey.

376
00:21:18,503 --> 00:21:19,765
- Hey. Hi, Gloria.
- Wow.

377
00:21:19,938 --> 00:21:20,996
- Look at this.
- Come on.

378
00:21:21,172 --> 00:21:22,230
Yeah.

379
00:21:22,407 --> 00:21:24,534
Hey, Rob's car is an Oompa Loompa too.

380
00:21:24,709 --> 00:21:28,008
- Okay, watch the edge.
- It's cute. It'll do for one night.

381
00:21:28,179 --> 00:21:29,578
Yeah? You can handle it?

382
00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:33,341
Daddy, what is that machine doing?

383
00:21:33,518 --> 00:21:35,418
It's getting rid of the moths, honey.

384
00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:37,054
Where's it taking them?

385
00:21:37,222 --> 00:21:38,780
- Hell.
- Don't say that, Higgins.

386
00:21:38,990 --> 00:21:40,423
I'm sorry. Not hell, Mexico.

387
00:21:40,592 --> 00:21:44,460
No, it's giving them electricity

388
00:21:44,629 --> 00:21:47,621
so the moths fall asleep electrically.

389
00:21:47,799 --> 00:21:49,232
It's electrocuting them?

390
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,231
- No, no, no.
- But, Daddy, they're dying.

391
00:21:51,402 --> 00:21:52,767
- It's killing them?
- No.

392
00:21:53,705 --> 00:21:54,763
Daddy, no.

393
00:21:54,939 --> 00:21:56,099
No, no, it's not.

394
00:21:56,274 --> 00:21:58,037
Okay? Let me adjust it.

395
00:21:58,209 --> 00:22:01,542
Look, they're all all right,
I promise you.

396
00:22:01,713 --> 00:22:04,204
See? Look at this guy. Whee.

397
00:22:04,382 --> 00:22:05,610
He's still sleeping.

398
00:22:05,783 --> 00:22:08,251
It's dead, Dad. Ow!

399
00:22:08,419 --> 00:22:09,943
Ooh! A porch swing.

400
00:22:10,121 --> 00:22:12,487
I know what I'm doing this weekend.

401
00:22:15,593 --> 00:22:17,083
Now he's dead.

402
00:22:17,262 --> 00:22:20,254
Welcome back to 1978, everybody.
The lake house.

403
00:22:20,832 --> 00:22:22,732
Nothing's changed, it's unbelievable.

404
00:22:22,900 --> 00:22:24,834
I don't remember this big.

405
00:22:25,003 --> 00:22:27,631
This is my kitchen.
This is it, right now.

406
00:22:27,805 --> 00:22:29,636
Oh, please, enough with the kitchen.

407
00:22:29,807 --> 00:22:30,933
Why you so mean?

408
00:22:31,109 --> 00:22:33,441
- We could've done this.
- Ooh, an organ.

409
00:22:33,611 --> 00:22:34,942
Oh, my God, look at this kitchen.

410
00:22:35,113 --> 00:22:37,581
- That's enough, already.
- Could you at least humor me?

411
00:22:37,749 --> 00:22:39,580
Is this like an Outward Bound thing?

412
00:22:39,751 --> 00:22:41,651
I mean, it's like an episode of Lost.

413
00:22:43,054 --> 00:22:44,578
Hon, you might not wanna bang on that.

414
00:22:44,756 --> 00:22:46,485
But I like playing it like this.

415
00:22:46,658 --> 00:22:48,125
Okay. Okay.

416
00:22:48,293 --> 00:22:50,352
So listen, guys, who's getting what room?

417
00:22:50,528 --> 00:22:52,996
Actually, I made a map
of who gets which room.

418
00:22:53,164 --> 00:22:55,962
I took the liberty of reserving
the room with the waterbed

419
00:22:56,134 --> 00:22:57,863
- for Gloria and myself.
- Ooh!

420
00:22:58,636 --> 00:23:00,661
You're gonna do the backstroke tonight.

421
00:23:00,838 --> 00:23:01,998
Ooh, ooh.

422
00:23:02,173 --> 00:23:04,198
I wanna go swimming
with you guys tonight.

423
00:23:04,375 --> 00:23:07,640
Oh, honey, we're not really going
swimming. What I meant was--

424
00:23:07,812 --> 00:23:10,212
That's okay. She doesn't
need to know what you mean.

425
00:23:10,381 --> 00:23:12,849
I don't even know what you mean.
Oh, I know what she meant.

426
00:23:14,218 --> 00:23:16,186
Anyway, let's get back
to the room picking.

427
00:23:16,354 --> 00:23:18,549
Rob, would you like
to take us on a tour?

428
00:23:18,723 --> 00:23:21,624
I'd love to show you a tour.
Gloria was just trying to be cool.

429
00:23:21,793 --> 00:23:23,385
I need someplace near a bathroom.

430
00:23:23,561 --> 00:23:25,859
Why does the grandma get
to go swimming and I don't?

431
00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:27,657
Let's go, let's go.

432
00:23:28,533 --> 00:23:30,467
Okay, here's the big daddy.

433
00:23:30,635 --> 00:23:31,863
The master bedroom.

434
00:23:32,036 --> 00:23:35,369
You know what? Lenny should have that.
Lenny should have that.

435
00:23:35,540 --> 00:23:36,734
- Oh, no, no, no.
- I agree.

436
00:23:36,908 --> 00:23:39,001
Honey. Honey.
Come on, let the kids have it.

437
00:23:39,177 --> 00:23:42,874
It's a fun time for the kids to be
together and they can do kids' things.

438
00:23:43,047 --> 00:23:45,242
Come on, go share it.
Share the master bedroom.

439
00:23:45,416 --> 00:23:46,849
Kids win.

440
00:23:47,018 --> 00:23:48,315
Yeah. Yeah.
Don't you think?

441
00:23:49,721 --> 00:23:50,745
Yeah, okay.

442
00:23:50,922 --> 00:23:52,617
- Cool.
- Cool.

443
00:23:55,226 --> 00:23:56,659
Hey, Dad.

444
00:23:56,828 --> 00:23:59,661
What's the big box attached
to the back of the TV?

445
00:23:59,831 --> 00:24:02,197
Um, that's the rest of the TV.

446
00:24:02,367 --> 00:24:04,858
They didn't always have
flat screens there, sport.

447
00:24:05,036 --> 00:24:08,938
Wow, that is some Stone Age shiznit.

448
00:24:09,107 --> 00:24:12,099
- Yeah, that's wack.
- I need a room with heat.

449
00:24:12,276 --> 00:24:14,767
It's summer.
It's like 95 degrees in here.

450
00:24:15,346 --> 00:24:16,904
There he goes again.

451
00:24:17,081 --> 00:24:18,605
I got bunions.

452
00:24:18,783 --> 00:24:21,843
You know, I actually have a poultice
I make, using maize and herbs.

453
00:24:22,019 --> 00:24:23,919
Just say corn. Maize
is corn, everybody.

454
00:24:24,088 --> 00:24:26,613
Yeah, he says maize
because it sounds more mystical.

455
00:24:26,791 --> 00:24:29,419
Well, I like the way
he said it. "Maize."

456
00:24:29,594 --> 00:24:31,186
- "Maize."
- "Maize."

457
00:24:31,362 --> 00:24:33,227
- "Maize."
- "Maize."

458
00:24:33,398 --> 00:24:36,492
It's fantastic, okay?
It's a-maize-ing.

459
00:24:37,368 --> 00:24:40,098
I just spread it on cloth
and I moisten and heat it,

460
00:24:40,271 --> 00:24:42,865
and then I apply it directly
to the affected area.

461
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:48,979
Okay. Well, my affected
area is pretty big.

462
00:24:49,147 --> 00:24:51,115
- Oh, no.
- Aah!

463
00:24:51,749 --> 00:24:55,241
Mama, I didn't know the Elephant
Man lived in your shoe.

464
00:24:55,420 --> 00:24:57,980
How in the world's anybody
supposed to get some sleep

465
00:24:58,156 --> 00:25:01,057
knowing they under the same roof
as Toe-be Bryant over here?

466
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:04,395
You're stepping over the line, woman.

467
00:25:09,967 --> 00:25:13,095
So, what's with that Labradoodle?
It sounds like Stephen Hawking.

468
00:25:13,271 --> 00:25:15,933
Curly, he had
his vocal cords clipped.

469
00:25:16,107 --> 00:25:18,007
A neighbor filed a complaint,

470
00:25:18,209 --> 00:25:22,270
so it was either clip the cords
or put Curly down.

471
00:25:24,482 --> 00:25:25,608
Wrong choice.

472
00:25:26,250 --> 00:25:28,445
Come on, he's part
of the family, you know?

473
00:25:28,619 --> 00:25:31,105
Imagine when a burglar
comes over and hears that.

474
00:25:31,131 --> 00:25:32,273
He must run in terror.

475
00:25:32,423 --> 00:25:34,482
"Wow, what's that turkey
doing in the house?"

476
00:25:35,860 --> 00:25:37,623
By the way, Lamonsoff, your son.

477
00:25:37,795 --> 00:25:40,320
What's with the boob thing?
Isn't the kid a little old?

478
00:25:40,498 --> 00:25:42,762
He'll be rubbing her boob
with his beard soon.

479
00:25:42,934 --> 00:25:45,459
He's gonna get a milk
mustache on a real mustache.

480
00:25:45,485 --> 00:25:46,622
That won't look right.

481
00:25:46,771 --> 00:25:48,830
That kid, when he's 10, on his bike,

482
00:25:49,006 --> 00:25:51,998
the mom's gonna be in the
basket, he's gonna be like:

483
00:25:55,012 --> 00:25:57,037
- Come on.
- Okay, wait, I got this one.

484
00:25:57,215 --> 00:25:58,614
Chain saw pedicure, 50 points.

485
00:25:58,783 --> 00:26:01,251
Why are they inside right now, anyways?

486
00:26:01,419 --> 00:26:03,887
Why would they not come out
here and enjoy the lake

487
00:26:04,055 --> 00:26:05,522
or do something in the woods?

488
00:26:05,690 --> 00:26:08,056
There wasn't a time of day
that I wasn't outside.

489
00:26:08,259 --> 00:26:11,126
You know, we weren't. We were
always-- We were never in.

490
00:26:11,295 --> 00:26:13,024
All heads on deck!

491
00:26:13,197 --> 00:26:15,461
Look, there's blood
squirting everywhere!

492
00:26:15,633 --> 00:26:17,828
- I can't take it anymore.
- Chop his arms off.

493
00:26:18,002 --> 00:26:19,833
Oh, he's being a dad. Look at this.

494
00:26:21,005 --> 00:26:23,303
Dad. Don't, Dad. My high score.

495
00:26:23,474 --> 00:26:25,806
That's it. No more video games.

496
00:26:25,977 --> 00:26:28,571
No more cell phones.
No more texting.

497
00:26:28,746 --> 00:26:32,079
Just from now on, while we're
here, stay outside and play.

498
00:26:32,250 --> 00:26:33,547
What are we supposed to do?

499
00:26:33,718 --> 00:26:38,052
Just play like normal kids.
Come on, move it. Where's Becky?

500
00:26:38,222 --> 00:26:41,025
Let's go. Let me show you
how the Pilgrims used to hang.

501
00:26:41,092 --> 00:26:45,495
When we were kids, your dad used to
talk us into doing the craziest stuff.

502
00:26:45,663 --> 00:26:46,687
That's right.

503
00:26:46,864 --> 00:26:49,924
Yeah, I remember one time,
we got our shower curtains,

504
00:26:50,101 --> 00:26:53,229
put them in shopping carts
and went shopping cart sailing.

505
00:26:53,404 --> 00:26:54,530
Wait, how did you steer?

506
00:26:54,705 --> 00:26:56,673
- Well, we didn't.
- How'd you stop?

507
00:26:56,841 --> 00:26:59,401
You just smashed into something.
That was the fun part.

508
00:26:59,577 --> 00:27:01,511
We used to shoot
bottle rockets at each other.

509
00:27:01,679 --> 00:27:04,204
You go for the guy's face
because you wanna blind him.

510
00:27:04,382 --> 00:27:06,043
Okay, no, that's a little much, pal.

511
00:27:06,217 --> 00:27:08,583
No. No, I know.
Kids, don't do that.

512
00:27:08,753 --> 00:27:11,620
You know what, erase, reboot.

513
00:27:11,789 --> 00:27:15,452
Okay. Look, look. Make a tree fort.
I'll get you started.

514
00:27:15,626 --> 00:27:17,560
Rob lived in one of those for a year.

515
00:27:17,728 --> 00:27:19,320
Why?

516
00:27:19,497 --> 00:27:21,522
My dad took away my roller skates.

517
00:27:21,699 --> 00:27:24,031
Uh-oh. Vietnam flashback.

518
00:27:25,036 --> 00:27:27,129
Wait a minute. Are you kidding me?

519
00:27:27,338 --> 00:27:28,396
- What?
- What?

520
00:27:28,573 --> 00:27:30,905
- Whoa!
- Nice.

521
00:27:31,075 --> 00:27:33,202
Rope on a tree, baby.
You know what that means.

522
00:27:33,377 --> 00:27:34,708
We get to hang ourselves?

523
00:27:34,879 --> 00:27:38,576
You see a rope and a lake and that
doesn't make you wanna go nuts?

524
00:27:38,749 --> 00:27:40,216
It makes me--
You know what?

525
00:27:40,384 --> 00:27:42,409
You know what,
let me show them.

526
00:27:42,587 --> 00:27:43,713
- Lammy, yeah.
- Yeah, baby.

527
00:27:43,888 --> 00:27:45,287
Dude, get up on the top rock.

528
00:27:45,456 --> 00:27:46,480
Yeah, you're right.

529
00:27:46,657 --> 00:27:49,251
You gotta back it up,
back it up. Go, baby.

530
00:27:49,427 --> 00:27:51,759
The class is in session.

531
00:27:51,929 --> 00:27:53,920
Who wants to see a double flip?

532
00:27:54,098 --> 00:27:56,066
Whee! Too high.

533
00:27:56,233 --> 00:27:58,167
- Now drop.
- This was a mistake.

534
00:27:58,970 --> 00:28:00,494
I can't let go, I'm too scared.

535
00:28:02,573 --> 00:28:04,063
Oh!

536
00:28:04,241 --> 00:28:06,835
Oh! Oh!

537
00:28:08,646 --> 00:28:10,807
That was awesome.

538
00:28:10,982 --> 00:28:14,076
Oh, God. Oh, God, my leg's snapped.

539
00:28:14,251 --> 00:28:16,583
Oh, my God, the bone's sticking out.
I need help.

540
00:28:17,054 --> 00:28:20,490
It's a stick. I got you.

541
00:28:22,059 --> 00:28:23,151
Very good.

542
00:28:23,327 --> 00:28:25,591
Daddy, that bird is hurt.

543
00:28:27,531 --> 00:28:30,295
Oh, my God. I'll go get a shoebox.

544
00:28:30,468 --> 00:28:32,993
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Here you go.

545
00:28:33,170 --> 00:28:35,070
Hey, did you really land
on that bird, man?

546
00:28:35,239 --> 00:28:36,763
Um, I'm not sure.

547
00:28:36,941 --> 00:28:40,843
I did hear a chirp and a crunch-like
noise, but that could've been anything.

548
00:28:41,412 --> 00:28:42,613
Okay.

549
00:28:46,117 --> 00:28:47,846
Keith. Sit down. Sit down.

550
00:28:48,019 --> 00:28:49,350
Dad, I wanna sit next to you.

551
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:52,284
Daddy's gonna be down here with
his friends first and then--

552
00:28:52,456 --> 00:28:56,324
Lenny, remember we used to come here
late night after we got wasted?

553
00:28:56,494 --> 00:28:57,961
Shh.

554
00:28:58,129 --> 00:28:59,187
What's "wasted"?

555
00:28:59,697 --> 00:29:00,959
Nice one, Higgie.

556
00:29:01,132 --> 00:29:03,828
"Wasted," uh, kids,

557
00:29:04,001 --> 00:29:06,697
is something that happens

558
00:29:06,871 --> 00:29:08,896
when you have a hankering
for ice cream.

559
00:29:09,073 --> 00:29:10,768
- I wanna get wasted.
- I wanna get totally wasted.

560
00:29:10,941 --> 00:29:12,306
I wanna get wasted every day.

561
00:29:12,476 --> 00:29:14,467
I wanna get chocolate wasted.

562
00:29:14,645 --> 00:29:16,977
No, you don't need
to get wasted, it's okay.

563
00:29:17,148 --> 00:29:19,708
All right, you know what,
let me make this easy.

564
00:29:19,884 --> 00:29:23,217
Seventeen burgers and 17 fries, okay?

565
00:29:23,387 --> 00:29:27,187
And that'll be just for me.
What are you guys having?

566
00:29:28,092 --> 00:29:29,116
Lamonsoff.

567
00:29:29,293 --> 00:29:30,419
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

568
00:29:30,594 --> 00:29:32,585
That's for everybody.
Just put it on that.

569
00:29:32,763 --> 00:29:34,094
Oh, you don't have to do that.

570
00:29:34,265 --> 00:29:36,028
I am not gonna have any hamburgers.

571
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:39,101
I'll take some meat loaf,
some calzones,

572
00:29:39,270 --> 00:29:42,171
but put the marinara sauce
on the side.

573
00:29:42,339 --> 00:29:45,240
With corn, either on the cob
or whatever you got.

574
00:29:45,409 --> 00:29:47,741
- Are you going to the electric chair?
- What?

575
00:29:47,912 --> 00:29:49,880
No, he was just kidding, Henry VIII.

576
00:29:51,615 --> 00:29:54,846
She's eating for two:
her and Toe-bo Cop.

577
00:29:55,386 --> 00:29:58,446
But, Mama, they do have
bunion rings if you want some.

578
00:29:58,622 --> 00:30:00,021
That was good, Lenny.

579
00:30:00,191 --> 00:30:01,453
How about some drinks?

580
00:30:01,625 --> 00:30:04,059
I said I'm paying,
so take it easy with that, okay?

581
00:30:04,228 --> 00:30:07,095
I'm kidding, everybody. I'm kidding.
We can drink all we want.

582
00:30:07,264 --> 00:30:09,129
I'll start it off.
I'm gonna have a Coke.

583
00:30:09,300 --> 00:30:13,600
And I know Donna, she's gonna want a
Sprite, correct, sweetie? And, uh...

584
00:30:14,538 --> 00:30:16,096
Bean's good with milk, obviously.

585
00:30:16,507 --> 00:30:18,600
I want cookies.

586
00:30:18,776 --> 00:30:20,107
Mmm, cookies and MILF.

587
00:30:20,277 --> 00:30:22,142
MILF? Oh, Higgins, thank you so much.

588
00:30:22,313 --> 00:30:25,146
Take it easy, all right?
Hey, tuck it away, sweetie.

589
00:30:25,316 --> 00:30:27,307
And I'll take a flat water. Voss.

590
00:30:27,918 --> 00:30:28,942
What?

591
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:31,486
You know, Voss. Or Fiji,
if you don't have Voss.

592
00:30:31,655 --> 00:30:33,714
Yeah, you know,
anything you got's good.

593
00:30:33,891 --> 00:30:35,153
We have out of the faucet.

594
00:30:35,326 --> 00:30:36,623
Like, from a hose?

595
00:30:36,794 --> 00:30:37,818
Tap water.

596
00:30:37,995 --> 00:30:39,223
What country's that from?

597
00:30:39,396 --> 00:30:42,888
Oh, my God. Just get the water. We're
done talking about water. Tap water.

598
00:30:43,067 --> 00:30:44,500
I go get the Voss from the b--

599
00:30:44,668 --> 00:30:48,399
You just sit down, Rita. Just study a menu.
The big test is coming.

600
00:30:56,413 --> 00:30:57,607
I'm sorry, what now?

601
00:30:57,782 --> 00:31:00,250
He says they have
the best burger in town here.

602
00:31:00,651 --> 00:31:03,848
Really? Since when did you
learn to speak Chinese?

603
00:31:04,021 --> 00:31:06,581
It's just something I picked up
watching a cooking show.

604
00:31:06,757 --> 00:31:10,488
That's great. Maybe you should
focus a little less on the talking

605
00:31:10,661 --> 00:31:12,356
and a little more on the cooking.

606
00:31:12,530 --> 00:31:14,191
Burn.

607
00:31:14,365 --> 00:31:16,492
You got told.

608
00:31:17,434 --> 00:31:18,492
You got toe.

609
00:31:20,171 --> 00:31:21,263
He comes back.

610
00:31:21,872 --> 00:31:24,636
Mommy, can I have some of her milk?

611
00:31:25,142 --> 00:31:26,837
There he is.

612
00:31:27,044 --> 00:31:28,341
Joe Hollywood.

613
00:31:29,079 --> 00:31:31,445
Who's that? Dickie Bailey?

614
00:31:31,615 --> 00:31:32,775
Oh, my God.

615
00:31:32,950 --> 00:31:35,783
Hey, long time no see.
How you doing, man?

616
00:31:35,953 --> 00:31:38,217
You know, that game
had some bad calls.

617
00:31:38,622 --> 00:31:41,284
Now, what game are we
talking about? The game?

618
00:31:41,458 --> 00:31:44,052
What, when we were kids
30 years ago, that game?

619
00:31:44,228 --> 00:31:46,059
That last shot?

620
00:31:46,230 --> 00:31:48,960
Your foot was on the line.
Shouldn't have counted.

621
00:31:49,133 --> 00:31:52,364
Wow. I don't know.
I don't remember it quite like that.

622
00:31:52,536 --> 00:31:55,699
You got the rest
of the Fugly Five over there, huh?

623
00:31:55,973 --> 00:31:57,941
Yes. Yes. They are.
The boys are here.

624
00:31:58,108 --> 00:31:59,132
Boys?

625
00:31:59,310 --> 00:32:02,438
They don't look like they can make it
up and down the court anymore.

626
00:32:02,613 --> 00:32:04,808
What about you?
You put on a few pounds?

627
00:32:04,982 --> 00:32:06,506
From when I was 12?

628
00:32:06,684 --> 00:32:08,618
Yes, I think so.

629
00:32:08,786 --> 00:32:11,186
You don't know how
to come at me, do you?

630
00:32:11,355 --> 00:32:12,379
Rematch. I dare you.

631
00:32:13,924 --> 00:32:15,118
Wow.

632
00:32:15,292 --> 00:32:18,557
In basketball? You don't look like
you're in the greatest shape either.

633
00:32:18,729 --> 00:32:21,994
I could see having
a getting-off-the-couch contest, but--

634
00:32:22,166 --> 00:32:23,258
Anytime, anywhere.

635
00:32:23,434 --> 00:32:25,834
I was just kidding.
I really don't wanna do that.

636
00:32:26,003 --> 00:32:29,996
Next time you come to town, I'll have
plenty of that Boss water for your kid.

637
00:32:30,574 --> 00:32:32,735
- All right.
- Wouldn't want him to go thirsty.

638
00:32:32,910 --> 00:32:37,370
All right, well, just for the record,
it's Voss water, by the way, with a V.

639
00:32:37,548 --> 00:32:38,947
Ooh.

640
00:32:39,116 --> 00:32:40,174
Okay.

641
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:46,048
Gonna be an emotional day tomorrow,
spreading the Buzzer's ashes.

642
00:32:46,223 --> 00:32:47,247
Oh, my God.

643
00:32:47,424 --> 00:32:50,655
The coach requested that we scatter
his remains on Mclntyre Island.

644
00:32:50,828 --> 00:32:52,455
I got a beautiful ceremony planned.

645
00:32:52,630 --> 00:32:55,428
Lenny, you gonna be able to do that?
What time do you leave?

646
00:32:55,866 --> 00:32:58,334
What are you talking about?
What do you mean, leave?

647
00:32:58,502 --> 00:33:02,063
I forgot to tell you, fellas.
We gotta take off in the morning.

648
00:33:02,239 --> 00:33:04,173
You're leaving? You can't leave.

649
00:33:04,341 --> 00:33:07,310
We got the ceremony tomorrow.
Lenny's just playing, everybody.

650
00:33:07,478 --> 00:33:08,570
No, he's not.

651
00:33:08,746 --> 00:33:09,906
Are you joking?

652
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:13,948
I wanna be there. I mean, we all
wanna be there. We gotta go to Milan.

653
00:33:14,118 --> 00:33:16,746
Milan, what? Italy? What's in Milan?

654
00:33:17,321 --> 00:33:19,949
It's pretty cool. Roxanne's
got her fall line coming out.

655
00:33:20,124 --> 00:33:23,582
Fashion week.
Three nights at the Four Seasons.

656
00:33:23,761 --> 00:33:25,422
Eggs Benedict by the pool,

657
00:33:25,596 --> 00:33:27,723
PlayStation 3 in every room,

658
00:33:27,898 --> 00:33:30,423
and they show boobies on Italian TV.

659
00:33:31,802 --> 00:33:33,292
I'm going to Italy.

660
00:33:34,571 --> 00:33:38,166
No, we all-- I didn't tell you guys,
we're probably gonna go to Italy as a--

661
00:33:38,342 --> 00:33:39,809
Thanks for ruining the surprise.

662
00:33:40,311 --> 00:33:42,404
Lenny, it's not gonna
be the same without you.

663
00:33:42,579 --> 00:33:43,603
Yeah, come on.

664
00:33:43,781 --> 00:33:46,909
Roxanne was cool enough to let us
come tonight. This is a big deal.

665
00:33:47,084 --> 00:33:49,678
Can't Roxanne go without you
and you can meet her there?

666
00:33:49,853 --> 00:33:54,017
No, we are a team, me and my lady,
and we do everything together.

667
00:33:54,191 --> 00:33:57,752
Last year, we had to skip
Becky's school play for Milan.

668
00:33:58,329 --> 00:34:00,092
Roxanne.

669
00:34:00,464 --> 00:34:01,897
Roxanne.

670
00:34:03,801 --> 00:34:06,429
I thought we were gonna get wasted.

671
00:34:07,137 --> 00:34:09,697
Sweetie. What was I supposed
to do, lie to them?

672
00:34:09,873 --> 00:34:12,808
It's not what you said.
It's how you said it.

673
00:34:12,977 --> 00:34:17,414
I am not some insensitive
work-crazy dragon lady.

674
00:34:17,581 --> 00:34:20,345
And I'm not gonna let you
depict me as one.

675
00:34:20,517 --> 00:34:22,508
We are skipping the dinner in Milan,

676
00:34:22,720 --> 00:34:24,085
spreading the ashes,

677
00:34:24,254 --> 00:34:26,654
and we're leaving first thing
Sunday morning.

678
00:34:34,798 --> 00:34:39,098
Lamonsoff, it's 5 in the morning.
Can you kill the dog now?

679
00:34:39,336 --> 00:34:40,667
Thinking about it.

680
00:34:41,438 --> 00:34:44,464
Go ahead.
Birdy coming through, everybody.

681
00:34:44,641 --> 00:34:45,699
Hey, morning.

682
00:34:45,876 --> 00:34:47,867
Good Morning.
Take it right over to the table.

683
00:34:48,045 --> 00:34:50,013
How we doing?
Something stinks in here.

684
00:34:50,180 --> 00:34:52,512
Gloria and I are making
breakfast for everybody.

685
00:34:52,683 --> 00:34:56,676
Using a dehydrator, which never
cooks anything above 115 degrees.

686
00:34:56,854 --> 00:34:58,879
- Those are pancakes?
- They're ocean pancakes.

687
00:34:59,056 --> 00:35:02,219
They're gray. They look like you
cut them off an elephant's legs.

688
00:35:02,393 --> 00:35:04,691
- I'm not eating that.
- It's good for you.

689
00:35:04,862 --> 00:35:06,727
- What is this?
- "What is this?"

690
00:35:06,897 --> 00:35:08,091
A scab?

691
00:35:08,265 --> 00:35:09,527
It's dehydrated banana.

692
00:35:09,700 --> 00:35:12,396
What happened to a normal banana?
You peel a banana and eat it.

693
00:35:12,569 --> 00:35:15,265
The kids'll love it. It's fun, man.
It doesn't go bad all day.

694
00:35:15,439 --> 00:35:17,339
- You slice it up really thin--
- Oh, I see what you do with it.

695
00:35:17,508 --> 00:35:19,169
Maybe you're right.
This is good.

696
00:35:19,343 --> 00:35:21,402
- Is that what it's meant for?
- You could.

697
00:35:21,578 --> 00:35:25,378
Well, I'd rather be hit by
dehydrated fruit than processed--

698
00:35:25,549 --> 00:35:26,573
Processed food.

699
00:35:26,750 --> 00:35:29,617
- I'm just kidding around.
- You think you can just slap people.

700
00:35:29,787 --> 00:35:32,779
I don't think that.
Don't say that. Come on.

701
00:35:32,956 --> 00:35:34,218
Morning.

702
00:35:34,391 --> 00:35:36,518
Honey, how is the birdy?

703
00:35:36,693 --> 00:35:37,887
Ooh-la-la.

704
00:35:38,062 --> 00:35:40,462
Those are the Christian Louboutin shoes.

705
00:35:40,631 --> 00:35:41,757
I know I'm overdressed.

706
00:35:41,932 --> 00:35:45,959
But, sorry, I packed
for Milan, not the lake.

707
00:35:47,037 --> 00:35:48,402
Made from acorns.

708
00:35:48,572 --> 00:35:51,905
So, dude, I'm not eating any of this.
You got any normal food? Cereal?

709
00:35:52,076 --> 00:35:54,874
Would you like me to make you
egg-white frittata, Mr. Feder?

710
00:35:55,045 --> 00:35:56,444
Uh, oh...

711
00:35:56,613 --> 00:35:59,241
I mean, is that what you're
doing in science class now?

712
00:35:59,716 --> 00:36:01,240
Making frittatas?

713
00:36:01,418 --> 00:36:04,285
No. We're okay. You can go practice
that in your room, though.

714
00:36:04,455 --> 00:36:06,719
I know you got the big test coming.

715
00:36:07,958 --> 00:36:10,324
You know, honey, I think
you're overwhelming Lenny.

716
00:36:10,494 --> 00:36:12,962
Here, I got a present for you.

717
00:36:13,564 --> 00:36:14,826
Bacon.

718
00:36:14,998 --> 00:36:16,829
- Knock yourself out.
- Bacon. Hey.

719
00:36:17,301 --> 00:36:18,325
She gets it.

720
00:36:18,502 --> 00:36:20,902
She gets it. She gets it.
Hey, she gets it.

721
00:36:21,071 --> 00:36:23,301
Thank God she gets it.

722
00:36:23,474 --> 00:36:24,941
All right, so...

723
00:36:25,109 --> 00:36:26,736
Hey, what are you doing?

724
00:36:27,478 --> 00:36:28,502
Cooking the bacon.

725
00:36:28,679 --> 00:36:30,581
Not in here.
That's dead animal flesh.

726
00:36:30,607 --> 00:36:32,162
It's not going near the vegan food.

727
00:36:32,316 --> 00:36:33,408
Murderer.

728
00:36:33,584 --> 00:36:36,075
Fine. What do I do with it?
Oh, I know.

729
00:36:36,253 --> 00:36:37,914
I'm sorry, buddy.
I'm sorry.

730
00:36:41,892 --> 00:36:44,884
Curly. Shame on you.

731
00:36:45,062 --> 00:36:46,552
That crazy dog.

732
00:36:46,730 --> 00:36:49,927
Must have got into some
of my leftover pasta fasul.

733
00:36:50,100 --> 00:36:52,762
Yeah, Mama, I'm sure
that's exactly what happened.

734
00:36:52,936 --> 00:36:54,096
It did.

735
00:36:54,271 --> 00:36:55,863
We should get a dog.

736
00:36:56,039 --> 00:36:59,372
Heh. We should get
a water buffalo. Whoo!

737
00:37:00,911 --> 00:37:02,208
Higgins, what are you doing?

738
00:37:02,379 --> 00:37:04,227
I don't wear pants at my house,

739
00:37:04,253 --> 00:37:06,238
I'm not wearing them in your house.
Sorry.

740
00:37:07,451 --> 00:37:09,653
That was a man's ass?

741
00:37:09,720 --> 00:37:11,415
All right.

742
00:37:15,058 --> 00:37:16,855
Yeah.

743
00:37:17,961 --> 00:37:20,122
Let's see this. Look at that.

744
00:37:21,365 --> 00:37:23,765
Ooh. Ooh.

745
00:37:26,503 --> 00:37:27,970
That's it, buddy.

746
00:37:28,138 --> 00:37:29,765
Okay, throw the rock.

747
00:37:30,741 --> 00:37:32,174
Skim it.

748
00:37:33,110 --> 00:37:34,372
Throw it at a tree.

749
00:37:34,811 --> 00:37:36,802
Throw it at the lake.

750
00:37:37,714 --> 00:37:39,648
Throw it at your brother.

751
00:37:39,816 --> 00:37:41,044
Hit your head with it.

752
00:37:41,552 --> 00:37:42,917
Just do something.

753
00:37:46,056 --> 00:37:47,523
Come on.

754
00:37:48,392 --> 00:37:51,884
What are you doing dressed like that?
You hanging out with Jiminy Cricket?

755
00:37:52,296 --> 00:37:54,526
We were supposed to be
going to Milan, remember?

756
00:37:54,698 --> 00:37:56,063
That's what I packed for.

757
00:37:56,233 --> 00:37:57,495
Just cut those into shorts.

758
00:37:57,668 --> 00:37:59,863
- We'll play some hoop later.
- Pass, dude.

759
00:38:00,037 --> 00:38:02,437
You don't want revenge
for the time I whupped you?

760
00:38:02,606 --> 00:38:04,073
That was four years ago, homey.

761
00:38:04,241 --> 00:38:07,938
All I want is to fly to Milan
and have some fresh-made gelato.

762
00:38:08,111 --> 00:38:09,135
Ouch.

763
00:38:09,313 --> 00:38:11,838
Wow. What would your father
have done on that one?

764
00:38:12,015 --> 00:38:14,779
That one would've been a
backhand to the side of the head

765
00:38:14,952 --> 00:38:16,749
and possible bleeding from the ear.

766
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:20,378
My father would've thrown me down the
stairs for using the word "gelato."

767
00:38:21,124 --> 00:38:23,786
- Ah, you got the new Foreman.
- Yeah.

768
00:38:23,961 --> 00:38:27,021
Hilliard was trying to make me
some tofu Grape-Nuts in there.

769
00:38:27,197 --> 00:38:28,255
Try it out.

770
00:38:28,432 --> 00:38:30,559
- You cleaned this?
- Yeah, I cleaned this thing.

771
00:38:30,734 --> 00:38:31,826
- Take it.
- Thanks a lot.

772
00:38:32,002 --> 00:38:33,970
By the way, McIntyre Island ain't close.

773
00:38:34,137 --> 00:38:36,571
Eat as much as you can,
we got a big row ahead of us.

774
00:38:37,908 --> 00:38:39,603
You didn't clean that well.

775
00:38:40,510 --> 00:38:43,445
Come on, man. What are you
doing to me? Seriously.

776
00:38:43,614 --> 00:38:46,947
You don't want your breath to smell
like your grandmother's closet?

777
00:38:58,395 --> 00:39:00,022
Slow down for Robbie, guys.

778
00:39:00,197 --> 00:39:01,425
You're gonna lap me.

779
00:39:02,366 --> 00:39:05,062
Beautiful. You gotta respect
going to McIntyre Island.

780
00:39:05,235 --> 00:39:06,896
Haven't done that since we're 12.

781
00:39:07,070 --> 00:39:08,731
Got my first boob there.

782
00:39:08,905 --> 00:39:11,169
- I know. Tracy Thornhill.
- Tracy Thorn--

783
00:39:11,341 --> 00:39:12,968
- Yes.
- Absolutely.

784
00:39:13,143 --> 00:39:14,633
A little flat, but I was a fan.

785
00:39:14,811 --> 00:39:17,644
All right, Higgins. Is that all
you think about is chicks?

786
00:39:17,814 --> 00:39:20,214
- Yeah relax, we got daughters.
- That's all you guys think about.

787
00:39:20,384 --> 00:39:23,615
- Difference is, I can do something about it.
- Not true. All right, that's true.

788
00:39:23,787 --> 00:39:25,812
You wanna know what I fantasize about?

789
00:39:25,989 --> 00:39:27,013
Candy bars.

790
00:39:27,190 --> 00:39:28,214
Candy bars?

791
00:39:28,392 --> 00:39:31,759
No, I had a bad blood-sugar test at
my last checkup and Sally cut me off.

792
00:39:31,928 --> 00:39:33,919
You're a grown man,
how do you deal with that?

793
00:39:34,097 --> 00:39:36,691
Oh, I got my own hidden stash,
I'm not stupid.

794
00:39:36,867 --> 00:39:38,129
Seriously, I got it all.

795
00:39:38,302 --> 00:39:40,532
I got Reese's, Butterfingers,
3 Musketeers.

796
00:39:40,704 --> 00:39:44,606
I hide them under my clothes
in the bottom of the hamper.

797
00:39:44,775 --> 00:39:48,302
It's great because the smell in my
sweat socks mask the chocolate smell.

798
00:39:48,478 --> 00:39:51,208
And the looks of your underwear
masks the chocolate stains.

799
00:39:51,381 --> 00:39:53,941
Hey, hey, hey, hang on, guys.
I gotta make a sissy.

800
00:39:54,117 --> 00:39:55,778
No, no, no.
I gotta make a sissy.

801
00:39:55,952 --> 00:39:57,317
You made three already.

802
00:39:57,721 --> 00:39:59,689
It must be just oozing out
at this point.

803
00:39:59,856 --> 00:40:01,517
Shut up, I'm trying to concentrate.

804
00:40:01,692 --> 00:40:03,785
It's taking a piss, not the SATs.

805
00:40:10,467 --> 00:40:14,699
Are you peeing or is a diesel truck
turning off? What the hell is that?

806
00:40:15,439 --> 00:40:17,168
Listen to hamper bottom.

807
00:40:17,341 --> 00:40:19,707
I think he's sending a message
in Morse code.

808
00:40:19,976 --> 00:40:21,841
Getting old. Stop.

809
00:40:22,012 --> 00:40:23,809
Can't pee. Stop.

810
00:40:24,114 --> 00:40:25,706
Reeks like asparagus. Stop.

811
00:40:25,882 --> 00:40:27,975
Even though I didn't even
have any. Stop.

812
00:40:28,151 --> 00:40:30,551
The good news is these girls
are gonna say hi to it.

813
00:40:31,588 --> 00:40:33,579
- What's up, ladies?
- Hey, girls.

814
00:40:34,491 --> 00:40:37,051
- That is so gross-looking.
- Did you see that?

815
00:40:37,227 --> 00:40:40,321
- They don't all look like that, ladies.
- You gave that thing 300 pounds--

816
00:40:40,497 --> 00:40:42,397
Aah! Come on.

817
00:40:47,404 --> 00:40:48,996
Sick mix tape you made, Robbie.

818
00:40:49,172 --> 00:40:50,196
Oh, yeah.

819
00:40:50,374 --> 00:40:53,104
Hey, guys, I brought something too.

820
00:40:53,276 --> 00:40:55,369
- Get out of here.
- It's the net, yeah.

821
00:40:55,545 --> 00:40:56,944
Championship game.

822
00:40:57,114 --> 00:40:59,582
- Let me see that.
- I thought the coach should have it.

823
00:40:59,750 --> 00:41:02,184
Robbie, you gotta put this
on the urn, buddy.

824
00:41:02,352 --> 00:41:03,410
That's cool.

825
00:41:03,620 --> 00:41:06,145
- "Your foot was on the line."
- Ugh. Bailey.

826
00:41:06,323 --> 00:41:09,918
What do you think the coach would've
said if he heard that trash-talking?

827
00:41:10,093 --> 00:41:11,958
He'd kick our ass for not kicking his.

828
00:41:12,129 --> 00:41:13,892
- Yeah.
- Or we do it the old-school way.

829
00:41:14,064 --> 00:41:16,430
- Have Eric beat his ass for us.
- I know, we should.

830
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:20,536
No, no, no. I got about eight seconds
of fighting, total, left in my life.

831
00:41:20,704 --> 00:41:22,672
And I'm saving that in case
I get mugged,

832
00:41:22,839 --> 00:41:25,740
or, you know, someone cuts
in front of me at Burger King.

833
00:41:25,909 --> 00:41:29,208
- That's my hamper bottom.
- We can't delay it anymore, guys.

834
00:41:29,379 --> 00:41:32,473
- He just bit his chicken. All right.
- Are we going? Okay.

835
00:41:32,649 --> 00:41:34,014
Let's do it.

836
00:41:34,184 --> 00:41:37,153
You know, I think the coach
is here with us.

837
00:41:37,788 --> 00:41:41,280
I think he's proud to be here
with us in ash form.

838
00:41:41,458 --> 00:41:44,188
Right here on this island,
where we hid from our parents

839
00:41:44,361 --> 00:41:46,829
and where we're hiding
from our wives and children.

840
00:41:46,997 --> 00:41:48,055
Yes, we are.

841
00:41:51,601 --> 00:41:52,761
Goodbye to you,

842
00:41:53,703 --> 00:41:54,931
friend...

843
00:41:57,707 --> 00:41:59,572
wise-advice giver...

844
00:42:05,715 --> 00:42:07,683
buzzer-noise maker.

845
00:42:14,558 --> 00:42:15,991
Rob, come on.

846
00:42:16,159 --> 00:42:18,559
I really messed up my marriages.

847
00:42:18,895 --> 00:42:20,123
All of them.

848
00:42:20,297 --> 00:42:21,992
It was my fault, man.

849
00:42:22,232 --> 00:42:23,756
I just couldn't hang on.

850
00:42:24,401 --> 00:42:26,767
You know, my own daughters,

851
00:42:27,204 --> 00:42:29,468
I don't even hardly know them.

852
00:42:29,873 --> 00:42:32,103
- The Buzzer would be ashamed of me.
- No.

853
00:42:32,275 --> 00:42:33,299
Come on, now.

854
00:42:33,477 --> 00:42:35,877
You got time to patch things up
with your daughters.

855
00:42:36,046 --> 00:42:38,276
You just call them when you get back.

856
00:42:38,448 --> 00:42:41,975
Actually, they're gonna be here
in about 20 minutes.

857
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:44,885
Wait, what?

858
00:42:45,055 --> 00:42:46,488
I can use a piece of chicken.

859
00:42:47,023 --> 00:42:49,287
- No, not with those hands.
- Coach hands. All right.

860
00:42:49,459 --> 00:42:50,653
Finish the bucket.

861
00:42:50,827 --> 00:42:54,194
Actually, I'm still gonna eat it.
This is pretty sick, but I'm hungry.

862
00:42:55,866 --> 00:42:57,033


863
00:42:57,033 --> 00:42:58,967


864
00:43:01,505 --> 00:43:02,995
Lamonsoff.

865
00:43:04,107 --> 00:43:06,541
- Go, old bucket.
- Drop it.

866
00:43:22,759 --> 00:43:25,125
Piece of crap car.

867
00:43:25,929 --> 00:43:27,396
What?

868
00:43:28,164 --> 00:43:29,222
Hey, Dad.

869
00:43:30,367 --> 00:43:31,891
Me?

870
00:43:34,271 --> 00:43:35,602
What?

871
00:43:35,772 --> 00:43:37,899
- How do you get that
- Hey.

872
00:43:38,074 --> 00:43:39,268
from that?

873
00:43:39,776 --> 00:43:42,404
Ninety-five percent of that's
gotta be from the mother.

874
00:43:42,579 --> 00:43:44,171
And I am lowballing.

875
00:43:44,347 --> 00:43:45,575
Hey, Jasmine.

876
00:43:45,782 --> 00:43:47,409
How is that possible?

877
00:43:47,584 --> 00:43:49,677
Oh, no. The Elvis hairs
are going up her nose.

878
00:43:49,853 --> 00:43:51,411
She doesn't know what to do.

879
00:43:51,588 --> 00:43:52,612
That's sweet.

880
00:43:52,789 --> 00:43:54,086
Is this your car?

881
00:43:54,658 --> 00:43:57,024
My old man lent me this turd.

882
00:43:57,527 --> 00:44:00,587
Because he doesn't care if I break
down in the middle of nowhere

883
00:44:00,764 --> 00:44:02,391
and get eaten by a bear.

884
00:44:02,566 --> 00:44:03,863
Your old man?

885
00:44:04,034 --> 00:44:06,798
Yeah, my boyfriend.
Forty-seven years old.

886
00:44:06,970 --> 00:44:09,131
You know, I wish I liked
guys my own age,

887
00:44:09,306 --> 00:44:12,366
but I'm just chasing the dad
that ran out on me.

888
00:44:25,455 --> 00:44:27,355
Hoochie mama.

889
00:44:28,558 --> 00:44:30,219
What does that mean?

890
00:44:30,694 --> 00:44:33,288
I don't know, but it feels right.

891
00:44:39,102 --> 00:44:42,333
Mmm. I hope that car
never gets fixed.

892
00:44:43,540 --> 00:44:44,666
I don't think it will.

893
00:44:44,841 --> 00:44:46,240
I took the spark plugs out.

894
00:44:46,409 --> 00:44:47,603
Nice.

895
00:44:50,180 --> 00:44:53,377
We're all looking at the same time.
Let's at least take shifts.

896
00:44:53,550 --> 00:44:55,313
Lamonsoff, you and me
look at the tree.

897
00:44:55,485 --> 00:44:58,045
McKenzie, we're gonna look
at her butt for a little bit.

898
00:44:58,221 --> 00:45:00,052
All right. Good plan.

899
00:45:00,390 --> 00:45:02,517
And, shift.

900
00:45:05,128 --> 00:45:06,254
- Shift.
- Shift.

901
00:45:07,464 --> 00:45:09,398
Shift.

902
00:45:10,300 --> 00:45:11,562
- Shift.
- Shift.

903
00:45:12,035 --> 00:45:13,332
And shift.

904
00:45:14,771 --> 00:45:16,068
What are we doing?

905
00:45:16,439 --> 00:45:18,669
Wait, are we all looking
at the tree right now?

906
00:45:18,875 --> 00:45:20,638
Yeah. Let's go back to the ass.

907
00:45:21,044 --> 00:45:23,478
Hey, Jasmine. This is Gloria.

908
00:45:23,647 --> 00:45:25,706
Gloria, this is Jasmine.

909
00:45:25,882 --> 00:45:27,349
Hi.

910
00:45:28,718 --> 00:45:31,687
Oh, look, here comes
Grandma Gloria to the rescue.

911
00:45:31,855 --> 00:45:33,880
Let me take a look.

912
00:45:35,558 --> 00:45:37,116
Oh, honey.

913
00:45:37,293 --> 00:45:40,057
You've blown your gasket.

914
00:45:58,081 --> 00:46:00,675
- No good.
- Wow.

915
00:46:01,551 --> 00:46:03,753
That was rough.

916
00:46:03,820 --> 00:46:06,345
If you guys thought seeing
them at the car was gross,

917
00:46:06,523 --> 00:46:08,650
you should have heard
that waterbed action.

918
00:46:08,825 --> 00:46:11,350
Sounded like two grizzlies
fighting over a salmon.

919
00:46:11,528 --> 00:46:14,326
There was a lot happening.
At least he's getting something.

920
00:46:14,497 --> 00:46:17,227
I've been shut out since Deanne
found out she was pregnant.

921
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:18,424
That'll happen.

922
00:46:18,601 --> 00:46:20,034
You have sex when they're pregnant?

923
00:46:20,203 --> 00:46:22,068
- Does that hurt the baby?
- McKenzie can.

924
00:46:22,238 --> 00:46:24,229
The baby thinks he's
getting a Tootsie Roll.

925
00:46:24,441 --> 00:46:26,739
- That's good.
- Snickers. Snickers.

926
00:46:26,910 --> 00:46:28,571
- A little bigger.
- A little bigger.

927
00:46:28,745 --> 00:46:32,408
I got lucky on Saint Paddy's Day,
but she was half-asleep.

928
00:46:32,582 --> 00:46:34,482
And by half-asleep,
I mean she was asleep.

929
00:46:34,651 --> 00:46:36,118
Yeah, she was out. Yeah.

930
00:46:36,286 --> 00:46:37,548
You're allowed to do that.

931
00:46:37,721 --> 00:46:39,382
She'd rather not be awake.

932
00:46:39,556 --> 00:46:41,080
Hey, how'd it go with the daughter?

933
00:46:41,257 --> 00:46:43,282
Awkward.

934
00:46:44,694 --> 00:46:48,562
I guess the first 20 years of a kid's
life is more important than I realized.

935
00:46:48,832 --> 00:46:51,027
Yeah. It's always the kids who pay.

936
00:46:51,201 --> 00:46:52,566
Kids pay.

937
00:46:52,736 --> 00:46:54,101
- They pay.
- They pay.

938
00:46:54,270 --> 00:46:56,534
They always pay.
But they pay with maize.

939
00:46:56,706 --> 00:46:58,230
Was good hanging with you guys.

940
00:46:58,408 --> 00:47:00,842
- No, no, no. We're catching up.
- Come on, man.

941
00:47:01,010 --> 00:47:04,104
I'm glad my family turmoil can
provide entertainment for you guys.

942
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:07,215
Let's cheer him up. How did we
cheer Robbie up in the old days?

943
00:47:07,383 --> 00:47:09,283
- A little arrow roulette?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

944
00:47:09,452 --> 00:47:11,283
- Arrow roulette.
- Did we really do that?

945
00:47:11,454 --> 00:47:13,388
Single stupidest thing we ever did.

946
00:47:13,556 --> 00:47:14,580
It was the craziest.

947
00:47:14,758 --> 00:47:16,123
- Moronic.
- Asinine.

948
00:47:17,627 --> 00:47:20,653
All right, fellas.
I can't believe we're doing this.

949
00:47:20,830 --> 00:47:23,799
How do we always let Lenny
talk us into the stupidest stuff?

950
00:47:23,967 --> 00:47:26,731
Remember, whoever stays
in the circle the longest wins.

951
00:47:26,903 --> 00:47:29,235
- I don't like that part.
- Whoever stays longest.

952
00:47:29,405 --> 00:47:32,499
Okay, guys, here we go.
And a one. And a two...

953
00:47:32,675 --> 00:47:34,108
Why are we doing this?

954
00:47:34,944 --> 00:47:36,377
Go.

955
00:47:37,447 --> 00:47:38,744
Hold.

956
00:47:40,116 --> 00:47:41,777
- I don't see it.
- Where is it?

957
00:47:41,951 --> 00:47:43,509
- I lost it in the sun.
- I lose.

958
00:48:19,556 --> 00:48:22,491
Curly.

959
00:48:42,478 --> 00:48:44,173
I am the champion.

960
00:48:44,347 --> 00:48:46,975
I beat all you pansies.
Ha-ha-ha!

961
00:48:55,992 --> 00:48:58,859
Go, go. Come on, come on,
come on. Hurry up.

962
00:48:59,028 --> 00:49:01,019
Oh, you're moving it.
You're shaking it.

963
00:49:01,197 --> 00:49:02,255
My hammy.

964
00:49:02,432 --> 00:49:04,992
You complaining about your hammy?
I got an arrow in my foot.

965
00:49:05,168 --> 00:49:06,658
- Easy, easy.
- Stay calm.

966
00:49:06,836 --> 00:49:08,030
What's going on?

967
00:49:08,204 --> 00:49:10,866
- Rob got attacked by an Indian.
- Yeah, but he got away.

968
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:12,871
- What?
- He got attacked by an Indian?

969
00:49:13,042 --> 00:49:16,409
- Daddy, what happened?
- Amber. I'm glad you got here.

970
00:49:16,579 --> 00:49:18,171
This is my daughter Amber, everybody.

971
00:49:20,283 --> 00:49:21,511
You got another one?

972
00:49:21,684 --> 00:49:24,175
Dude, high five.
No, no high five, my wife's coming.

973
00:49:25,622 --> 00:49:28,557
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
God, you made me look at this.

974
00:49:28,725 --> 00:49:30,352
Aah! This is killing me.

975
00:49:30,526 --> 00:49:32,858
Bridget, come down here.
Daddy's hurt.

976
00:49:33,029 --> 00:49:34,894
- You got another one?
- Yeah.

977
00:49:35,398 --> 00:49:37,229
Hey.

978
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:38,992
- Oh, okay.
- "Hey."

979
00:49:39,168 --> 00:49:40,499
DNA.

980
00:49:40,670 --> 00:49:42,638
- Now I get it.
- Rob's her mom and dad.

981
00:49:42,805 --> 00:49:43,897
Now that makes sense.

982
00:49:44,073 --> 00:49:46,906
Shut up. Foot, arrow, why?

983
00:49:47,076 --> 00:49:50,045
- I think we gotta pull it through.
- Oh, let me do it.

984
00:49:51,114 --> 00:49:52,604
It was my idea, I said it first.

985
00:49:52,782 --> 00:49:55,250
- Don't you hog it. Don't you touch him.
- Nobody touch him.

986
00:49:55,418 --> 00:49:58,410
Shh! Shh!
We're gonna be all right here.

987
00:49:58,588 --> 00:50:01,386
All we need is a poultice with
some maize that will draw--

988
00:50:01,557 --> 00:50:02,990
Oh, shut up!

989
00:50:03,159 --> 00:50:05,150
That poultice shit doesn't work.

990
00:50:05,328 --> 00:50:06,989
It never worked. Are you insane?

991
00:50:07,163 --> 00:50:09,290
Get some alcohol on this bitch.

992
00:50:09,465 --> 00:50:11,057
You should know plenty about that.

993
00:50:11,234 --> 00:50:12,929
You were born during the Prohibition.

994
00:50:14,103 --> 00:50:15,195
And there's the snap.

995
00:50:15,371 --> 00:50:17,566
That was bigger than I thought
it was gonna be. Wow.

996
00:50:17,740 --> 00:50:19,275
Snap, crackle and pop.

997
00:50:20,743 --> 00:50:23,007
Abnormal origin.
Pancreas. Abnormal--

998
00:50:23,179 --> 00:50:25,773
Such a mess. Such a mess.
I can not--

999
00:50:27,784 --> 00:50:31,845
Excuse me? Princess Rita?
Are you gonna help me?

1000
00:50:32,021 --> 00:50:34,990
No, Mr. Feder said that I must
study for the big final.

1001
00:50:35,158 --> 00:50:36,182
What final?

1002
00:50:36,359 --> 00:50:39,089
You tell me. He just keep
handing me books.

1003
00:50:39,262 --> 00:50:41,822
Never mind. Did you pack
the adapters for Italy?

1004
00:50:41,998 --> 00:50:43,431
Yes, I did in L.A.

1005
00:50:43,599 --> 00:50:44,930
Great. Just wipe your hands.

1006
00:50:45,101 --> 00:50:48,593
I need you to organize all these
papers in here very neatly, okay?

1007
00:50:48,771 --> 00:50:50,500
They cannot be ruined.

1008
00:50:50,974 --> 00:50:52,373
Hello.

1009
00:50:52,642 --> 00:50:55,167
Hi, this is Roxanne Feder.
I just wanna make sure--

1010
00:50:55,345 --> 00:50:58,473
Mommy. Mommy.
It came out. lt came out.

1011
00:50:58,648 --> 00:51:00,377
Hold on, I'm on the phone, okay?

1012
00:51:00,550 --> 00:51:02,643
My tooth. It fell out.

1013
00:51:02,819 --> 00:51:03,911
That's great, honey.

1014
00:51:04,087 --> 00:51:07,056
Put it under the pillow
and I'll put a dollar in there later.

1015
00:51:07,223 --> 00:51:08,281
What?

1016
00:51:08,458 --> 00:51:12,189
Becky, I'm on the phone.
I'll put the dollar under--

1017
00:51:13,830 --> 00:51:15,798
Why would you?

1018
00:51:18,167 --> 00:51:20,965
There's no Tooth Fairy?

1019
00:51:30,947 --> 00:51:33,347
I can't believe I just did that.

1020
00:51:35,318 --> 00:51:38,048
Oh, Lenny, you should
have seen her little face.

1021
00:51:38,654 --> 00:51:40,246
I don't know what's wrong with me.

1022
00:51:40,423 --> 00:51:43,859
I mean, I try so hard and I can't
seem to get anything right.

1023
00:51:44,027 --> 00:51:46,188
You made a mistake.
Parents make mistakes.

1024
00:51:46,362 --> 00:51:49,854
Remember the time I told Greg that
babies come from mommies' poop

1025
00:51:50,033 --> 00:51:52,627
and he kept looking in the toilet
for a baby brother?

1026
00:51:52,802 --> 00:51:55,566
That's not funny.
I'm just saying.

1027
00:51:55,738 --> 00:51:58,036
Can you hear me now? Okay.

1028
00:51:58,207 --> 00:51:59,674
I just feel...

1029
00:51:59,842 --> 00:52:01,833
What about now?
Now can you hear me?

1030
00:52:02,011 --> 00:52:04,104
I feel like I ruined her childhood.

1031
00:52:05,314 --> 00:52:06,941
She was gonna find out eventually.

1032
00:52:07,116 --> 00:52:09,778
Eventually, but not today.

1033
00:52:10,953 --> 00:52:12,750
- Can you hear me now?
- This is so cool.

1034
00:52:12,922 --> 00:52:16,585
- Are you there?
- Hey, didn't I say no cell phones?

1035
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:19,055
I thought we had a deal.

1036
00:52:19,228 --> 00:52:21,093
- What?
- What's up, Dad?

1037
00:52:22,065 --> 00:52:23,293
Are those cup phones?

1038
00:52:23,466 --> 00:52:25,457
Yeah, Charlotte taught us.
Cool, huh?

1039
00:52:25,635 --> 00:52:26,727
Hey, check out Becky's.

1040
00:52:26,903 --> 00:52:29,463
Look, Dad. I have cup waiting.

1041
00:52:29,639 --> 00:52:31,971
I gotta call you back,
I'm on with SpongeBob.

1042
00:52:35,945 --> 00:52:37,469
Was that a turkey?

1043
00:52:37,647 --> 00:52:38,909
Yo, Andre, can you hear me?

1044
00:52:39,082 --> 00:52:40,572
Crystal clear. Can you hear me?

1045
00:52:40,750 --> 00:52:42,240
Oh, yeah.

1046
00:52:48,825 --> 00:52:52,158
So the best thing about these
is we can leave a cup in the shower

1047
00:52:52,328 --> 00:52:54,626
and listen to Jasmine
clean herself tomorrow.

1048
00:52:54,797 --> 00:52:55,923
- What?
- Oh, my God!

1049
00:52:56,099 --> 00:52:57,691
May I borrow this?

1050
00:52:57,867 --> 00:52:58,925
Attention, children.

1051
00:52:59,368 --> 00:53:01,893
Uh, there's been a request
from the phone company.

1052
00:53:02,071 --> 00:53:06,940
Would you please install cup phones
in every adult bedroom right away?

1053
00:53:07,110 --> 00:53:09,510
Thank you. All right. Go.
Move it, move it, move it.

1054
00:53:09,679 --> 00:53:11,169
I said, move it. Move it.

1055
00:53:29,565 --> 00:53:30,933
Oh...

1056
00:53:33,369 --> 00:53:36,736
Yes, I have always
been the Tooth Fairy.

1057
00:53:37,039 --> 00:53:40,600
No, Bean's mommy
is the Tooth Fairy for his family.

1058
00:53:40,776 --> 00:53:42,937
I just cover our family.

1059
00:53:43,913 --> 00:53:46,939
No, do not tell Bean, okay?

1060
00:53:47,116 --> 00:53:51,576
Becky, I love you
so, so, so much, okay?

1061
00:53:51,921 --> 00:53:54,185
I'm sorry, sweetheart.

1062
00:53:54,357 --> 00:53:57,292
Okay, you're costing me a fortune.
No, you hang up first.

1063
00:53:57,460 --> 00:53:59,758
Let's go. This is gonna
be a high cup bill.

1064
00:53:59,929 --> 00:54:02,898
It's nice to put
maize on your arrow wound.

1065
00:54:03,065 --> 00:54:05,329
What the hell is that?
Is that Gloria laughing?

1066
00:54:05,535 --> 00:54:08,368
She's still here after he had
a snap on her like that?

1067
00:54:08,538 --> 00:54:12,201
- She forgave him right away.
- You are my special lady.

1068
00:54:12,375 --> 00:54:14,741
And you are my
one-footed maize-covered lover.

1069
00:54:15,178 --> 00:54:17,078
Okay, come on,
we gotta go to sleep.

1070
00:54:17,246 --> 00:54:19,237
We're going to Milan tomorrow,
right? A long flight.

1071
00:54:19,415 --> 00:54:21,940
- Wow.
- Let's get our rest.

1072
00:54:24,787 --> 00:54:27,278
Somebody kill that turkey.

1073
00:54:37,867 --> 00:54:40,233
Is that getting me horny?

1074
00:54:41,070 --> 00:54:42,298
Yes.

1075
00:54:42,672 --> 00:54:45,607
You promise you'll still
feed her after we leave?

1076
00:54:45,775 --> 00:54:47,208
I promise.

1077
00:54:47,376 --> 00:54:49,003
Mommy, that's my milk.

1078
00:54:49,178 --> 00:54:52,045
Bean, we have to learn how
to share, even with birds.

1079
00:54:52,215 --> 00:54:54,706
But he's going to drink you dry.

1080
00:55:01,123 --> 00:55:02,488
This is good.

1081
00:55:11,634 --> 00:55:13,568
I got it three times.

1082
00:55:13,736 --> 00:55:15,897
Donna, you wanna try?

1083
00:55:16,505 --> 00:55:18,564
Sure. But I stink at sports.

1084
00:55:18,741 --> 00:55:20,436
That's all right. Here.

1085
00:55:20,610 --> 00:55:22,737
- Hold it like this.
- Like this?

1086
00:55:22,912 --> 00:55:26,370
Get down low and throw it,
and let the rock do the magic.

1087
00:55:27,850 --> 00:55:29,112
- Nice.
- Oh, I skipped it.

1088
00:55:29,619 --> 00:55:32,213
- Good job, Donna.
- Bravo.

1089
00:55:32,388 --> 00:55:33,946
Do you know how to skip rocks?

1090
00:55:34,123 --> 00:55:36,284
Are you kidding me?
I am the best at this.

1091
00:55:37,226 --> 00:55:39,990
Give me that. Now, watch, now.

1092
00:55:44,734 --> 00:55:46,759
Oh, my God, baby, are you okay?

1093
00:55:46,936 --> 00:55:50,633
Yeah, Mom, I'm just glad
to see you having some fun.

1094
00:55:51,574 --> 00:55:53,667
I'll take your luggage
to the car, Mr. Feder.

1095
00:55:53,843 --> 00:55:55,743
That's not my luggage, that's textbooks.

1096
00:55:55,911 --> 00:55:58,038
That's nice of you to
take your own stuff down.

1097
00:55:58,214 --> 00:55:59,238
You're okay. Come on.

1098
00:55:59,415 --> 00:56:01,440
Come on, man.
Already? You're leaving?

1099
00:56:01,617 --> 00:56:02,777
Yes, I gotta go.

1100
00:56:02,952 --> 00:56:04,943
Do you need any help
getting to the airport?

1101
00:56:05,121 --> 00:56:06,281
We got a little problem.

1102
00:56:06,455 --> 00:56:07,683
What? What happened?

1103
00:56:07,857 --> 00:56:10,291
I forgot how to skip a rock.

1104
00:56:10,526 --> 00:56:14,155
Now, I think it's gonna take
a couple of days to figure it out.

1105
00:56:14,430 --> 00:56:15,590
So...

1106
00:56:16,032 --> 00:56:17,795
I think we better stay.

1107
00:56:17,967 --> 00:56:19,127
Are you kidding me?

1108
00:56:19,302 --> 00:56:21,930
For reals, Mom?
We're not leaving?

1109
00:56:22,104 --> 00:56:26,097
I don't need to see a bunch of starving
models walking around in my clothes.

1110
00:56:26,275 --> 00:56:28,607
Yeah, why would you wanna see
models when you can see this?

1111
00:56:30,279 --> 00:56:32,975
See? You couldn't get that in Milan.

1112
00:56:35,351 --> 00:56:36,375
You.

1113
00:56:36,552 --> 00:56:37,780
You.

1114
00:56:38,354 --> 00:56:40,151
What do you wanna do today? Anything.

1115
00:56:40,323 --> 00:56:41,790
I don't know. You tell me.

1116
00:56:41,957 --> 00:56:45,620
What was your favorite thing to do
when you were 12 and it was sunny?

1117
00:56:45,861 --> 00:56:47,886
Ooh. Well, I can't do that.

1118
00:56:49,065 --> 00:56:52,159
Ah, maybe go to a water park.

1119
00:56:52,335 --> 00:56:53,563
What are we waiting for?

1120
00:56:53,736 --> 00:56:55,761
Seriously?
Let's load up the car, people.

1121
00:56:55,938 --> 00:56:56,962
Are you kidding me?

1122
00:56:57,139 --> 00:57:00,575
- I'm not taking my shirt off.
- I'm not taking my shirt off either.

1123
00:57:00,776 --> 00:57:02,038
Ow! Ow! Ow!

1124
00:57:04,246 --> 00:57:05,577
You're wasting it.

1125
00:57:06,048 --> 00:57:07,072
Sorry.

1126
00:57:08,818 --> 00:57:10,308
It's all right.

1127
00:57:11,220 --> 00:57:12,955
It's actually not that bad.

1128
00:57:19,962 --> 00:57:24,160
Ladies' day.
All right? You're in charge.

1129
00:57:27,970 --> 00:57:29,460
I have to go number two.

1130
00:57:29,638 --> 00:57:31,105
Okay, hang on, son.

1131
00:57:31,374 --> 00:57:32,398
Hey, Dad.

1132
00:57:32,575 --> 00:57:34,406
Hey. Where you guys been?

1133
00:57:34,577 --> 00:57:38,206
Well, we didn't bring our swimsuits,
so Marcus went to take us to buy some.

1134
00:57:41,217 --> 00:57:43,344
We got them at a store
called Naughty and Nice.

1135
00:57:43,519 --> 00:57:45,544
Marcus said it was the only one open.

1136
00:57:45,721 --> 00:57:49,350
The only place open?
For bathing suits? In the summer?

1137
00:57:50,192 --> 00:57:53,059
We got my bathing suit at Stop and Shop.

1138
00:57:53,662 --> 00:57:55,755
Now, that's-- I like that one.

1139
00:57:55,931 --> 00:57:57,626
Let's hit the water slide.

1140
00:57:57,800 --> 00:57:59,131
Water slide.

1141
00:58:06,742 --> 00:58:07,936
What a beautiful day.

1142
00:58:08,110 --> 00:58:10,806
- God. It's a girls' day.
- I know.

1143
00:58:10,980 --> 00:58:13,107
It is hot.

1144
00:58:13,282 --> 00:58:14,544
Oh, boy.

1145
00:58:14,717 --> 00:58:17,151
Are we really doing bathing suits?
God, it's hot.

1146
00:58:17,319 --> 00:58:19,879
Come on, girls. We don't know
these people. Who cares?

1147
00:58:20,055 --> 00:58:24,014
You're right, who cares? I've been
working all summer on this six-pack.

1148
00:58:24,193 --> 00:58:25,217
All right.

1149
00:58:25,394 --> 00:58:26,986
How do you feel about that?

1150
00:58:27,163 --> 00:58:31,224
- Baby got front.
- Go, D. Go, D.

1151
00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:33,391
Come on, Sally, it's your turn.
Take it off.

1152
00:58:33,569 --> 00:58:35,537
Oh, no. I have a bit
of a chill, actually.

1153
00:58:35,704 --> 00:58:36,728
Gloria, how about you?

1154
00:58:36,906 --> 00:58:39,773
I don't own a bathing suit.
But I like to go nude.

1155
00:58:39,942 --> 00:58:42,433
No, no, no.
There's children here.

1156
00:58:42,611 --> 00:58:45,739
Hey, somebody likes what he sees.

1157
00:59:02,665 --> 00:59:04,792
- Daddy, this line's not even moving.
- I know.

1158
00:59:04,967 --> 00:59:08,300
- I know.
- I want Mommy's milk.

1159
00:59:08,471 --> 00:59:09,961
I know you do, son, but...

1160
00:59:10,139 --> 00:59:12,699
He wants mommy's milk.
Give him some mommy's milk.

1161
00:59:12,875 --> 00:59:14,604
Mommy's milk! Mommy's milk!

1162
00:59:14,777 --> 00:59:16,210
No. No. Damn it.

1163
00:59:16,378 --> 00:59:17,868
No more Mommy's milk, okay?

1164
00:59:18,047 --> 00:59:20,311
You want milk,
you're drinking regular milk.

1165
00:59:20,483 --> 00:59:22,542
- Here, kid.
- Hey.

1166
00:59:22,718 --> 00:59:25,949
Don't give me any guff right now.
Here's a buck. Run along. Run along.

1167
00:59:26,121 --> 00:59:27,952
Here. Drink the milk
out of the carton.

1168
00:59:28,123 --> 00:59:30,717
I don't know if Mommy
will want me to.

1169
00:59:30,893 --> 00:59:33,653
All right, just drink it, okay?
Just like Daddy does.

1170
00:59:33,679 --> 00:59:34,854
Let me show you, okay?

1171
00:59:34,997 --> 00:59:37,192
Okay.

1172
00:59:40,469 --> 00:59:41,959
I'm just like Daddy.

1173
00:59:42,137 --> 00:59:44,332
- Yay!
- There you go.

1174
00:59:44,507 --> 00:59:45,565
No more booby milk.

1175
00:59:45,741 --> 00:59:48,574
Yay! More for us.

1176
00:59:48,744 --> 00:59:51,838
So, ladies, how do we get
Mr. Banana Hammock

1177
00:59:52,014 --> 00:59:55,074
to come over here, where we
can get a better look at him?

1178
00:59:55,251 --> 00:59:58,687
Okay. Well, there's two big
advantages to breast-feeding

1179
00:59:58,888 --> 01:00:01,015
and I'm gonna put mine to work.

1180
01:00:01,190 --> 01:00:02,487
Sally.

1181
01:00:02,658 --> 01:00:05,320
- Wow.
- That's it, girl.

1182
01:00:05,494 --> 01:00:06,756
Oh, my goodness.

1183
01:00:06,929 --> 01:00:08,521
Work that umbrella pole, baby.

1184
01:00:08,697 --> 01:00:10,255
Sally. Oh, my God.

1185
01:00:10,432 --> 01:00:12,093
Oh, it's definitely working. Yeah.

1186
01:00:12,268 --> 01:00:13,326
You're good at that.

1187
01:00:13,502 --> 01:00:16,198
- Oh, my God, he likes it.
- Look at him flex.

1188
01:00:16,405 --> 01:00:18,270
No, continue.

1189
01:00:19,074 --> 01:00:21,087
All right, doing the back-door shuffle.

1190
01:00:21,113 --> 01:00:22,034
Cutting the line. Go.

1191
01:00:22,177 --> 01:00:23,201
Don't get hurt.

1192
01:00:23,379 --> 01:00:24,403
- Shh, shh, shh.
- Go, go, go.

1193
01:00:24,580 --> 01:00:26,571
Dad, are we allowed to go through here?

1194
01:00:26,982 --> 01:00:29,007
Absolutely not,
but we're doing it anyway.

1195
01:00:29,184 --> 01:00:31,846
All right, your cool dad
found this back in the day.

1196
01:00:33,556 --> 01:00:35,319
Go up the ladder.

1197
01:00:35,491 --> 01:00:38,221
It's dark in there.
Maybe you should hold my hand.

1198
01:00:38,427 --> 01:00:39,621
I'm scared.

1199
01:00:39,795 --> 01:00:41,660
Hey. Come here, come here.

1200
01:00:41,830 --> 01:00:44,196
Don't fall for that crap.
You stay away from him.

1201
01:00:44,366 --> 01:00:46,596
What are you talking about?
He's gay, isn't he?

1202
01:00:46,769 --> 01:00:48,498
No. He just seems gay.

1203
01:00:48,671 --> 01:00:50,866
- He's a genius.
- Go, go, go.

1204
01:00:53,909 --> 01:00:55,934
Alrighty, who's next?

1205
01:00:57,112 --> 01:00:58,204
All right, who's next?

1206
01:00:58,380 --> 01:01:00,814
Now's a good time.
Charlotte.

1207
01:01:00,983 --> 01:01:02,814
You're up first.

1208
01:01:02,985 --> 01:01:06,216
There you go.
Have fun, Charlotte.

1209
01:01:06,388 --> 01:01:10,654
There you go. Who's next? Go.

1210
01:01:13,429 --> 01:01:16,398
- Is he coming this way?
- He's coming towards us right now.

1211
01:01:20,836 --> 01:01:21,996
- This is good now.
- He is.

1212
01:01:22,171 --> 01:01:23,900
Whatever you do, don't fart.

1213
01:01:30,679 --> 01:01:32,169
Hey, what's up, ladies?

1214
01:01:32,681 --> 01:01:34,444
So you're from around
these parts, eh?

1215
01:01:35,584 --> 01:01:39,145
Yeah, I'm from Saskatchetoon.
That's up in Canada, eh?

1216
01:01:40,789 --> 01:01:43,758
You American ladies, you've
been out to Saskatchetoon, eh?

1217
01:01:51,133 --> 01:01:52,361
Hoseteasers.

1218
01:01:57,106 --> 01:02:01,008
Everything was on steroids
except for his voice.

1219
01:02:02,244 --> 01:02:03,370
Go, go, go.

1220
01:02:03,545 --> 01:02:04,773
Out, out, out.

1221
01:02:04,947 --> 01:02:06,676
Now, now, now.

1222
01:02:14,456 --> 01:02:15,480
Next.

1223
01:02:37,413 --> 01:02:40,314
All right, who's next?
Hey, weren't you guys just here?

1224
01:02:40,482 --> 01:02:43,883
No. I think you have us confused
with some other people.

1225
01:02:44,053 --> 01:02:48,251
I don't think so, you're two of the
hottest chicks I've ever seen in my life.

1226
01:02:48,424 --> 01:02:49,823
- Hey.
- What?

1227
01:02:49,992 --> 01:02:52,119
- These are my daughters.
- Right. Uh-uh.

1228
01:02:52,294 --> 01:02:53,818
Her, definitely.

1229
01:02:53,996 --> 01:02:56,362
Because she's fugly, just like you.

1230
01:02:56,532 --> 01:02:58,022
- Hey.
- Now, who's next?

1231
01:03:26,762 --> 01:03:30,061
Dad. Come on. Hurry up,
I wanna go to Pirate's Plunge.

1232
01:03:30,232 --> 01:03:33,463
One second. Yeah, we're going on
all the rides. We're doing them all.

1233
01:03:33,635 --> 01:03:34,693
We'll have fun.

1234
01:03:35,704 --> 01:03:37,194
Are you making a sissy?

1235
01:03:38,607 --> 01:03:39,631
No, I'm not.

1236
01:03:39,808 --> 01:03:42,777
You know they put a chemical
in the pool that turns urine blue.

1237
01:03:42,945 --> 01:03:46,676
No, no, no, that's an old wives' tale,
sweetie. That's an old wives' tale.

1238
01:03:46,849 --> 01:03:49,374
Oh, my God.
You're humiliating me.

1239
01:04:11,907 --> 01:04:13,238
Mama, Mama.

1240
01:04:13,408 --> 01:04:14,773
Wanna take a picture?

1241
01:04:14,943 --> 01:04:17,173
All right. A little farther.

1242
01:04:17,780 --> 01:04:18,804
Farther.

1243
01:04:18,981 --> 01:04:20,778
Farther.

1244
01:04:24,753 --> 01:04:26,277
Gotcha.

1245
01:04:44,173 --> 01:04:46,607
I don't know about this one, Dad.
It's kind of steep.

1246
01:04:46,775 --> 01:04:48,606
It's a little steeper than I remember.

1247
01:04:48,777 --> 01:04:50,244
Okay, let's go on another ride.

1248
01:04:50,412 --> 01:04:51,538
I don't like it either, yeah.

1249
01:04:51,713 --> 01:04:53,305
Come on, we'll get out of here.

1250
01:04:53,482 --> 01:04:57,145
Good thing the kid chickened out
so you don't have to go, right, Feder?

1251
01:04:57,319 --> 01:05:01,050
Why don't you hire somebody
to do it for you, Mr. Richie Rich?

1252
01:05:01,223 --> 01:05:03,817
Good idea.
Hey, Wiley, what's up, man?

1253
01:05:03,992 --> 01:05:06,392
Step aside chumps. Let me get this on.
All right, son.

1254
01:05:06,562 --> 01:05:07,995
Yeah!

1255
01:05:08,163 --> 01:05:10,461
Hasta la vista, chicken shiznit.

1256
01:05:10,632 --> 01:05:12,293
Yeah, look at him go.

1257
01:05:13,869 --> 01:05:15,063
Go, kid.

1258
01:05:18,507 --> 01:05:20,407
- That was good.
- That was very nice.

1259
01:05:20,576 --> 01:05:22,203
All right, now I want some of this.

1260
01:05:22,377 --> 01:05:24,004
Look at this. Look at this.

1261
01:05:24,179 --> 01:05:26,647
- What happened there?
- Attaboy. Way to go, Greggie.

1262
01:05:26,815 --> 01:05:28,840
- Backwards, huh?
- Look at him.

1263
01:05:29,017 --> 01:05:31,042
Yeah!

1264
01:05:32,020 --> 01:05:33,885
Backwards, baby.

1265
01:05:38,827 --> 01:05:40,089
You're up, Hollywood.

1266
01:05:40,262 --> 01:05:43,163
I'm up? All right. I don't know
how you follow backwards.

1267
01:05:43,332 --> 01:05:46,096
Just pay attention
to the dismount, would you?

1268
01:06:02,251 --> 01:06:04,515
Looks like second place
again, Bailey, huh?

1269
01:06:05,020 --> 01:06:07,580
Hear this guy? Second place.
Pfft. Second place.

1270
01:06:07,956 --> 01:06:09,583
Go down there hanging by your feet.

1271
01:06:09,758 --> 01:06:11,316
Show these idiots.

1272
01:06:11,493 --> 01:06:12,517
By my feet?

1273
01:06:12,995 --> 01:06:14,019
Yeah.

1274
01:06:14,730 --> 01:06:15,754
Is that safe?

1275
01:06:16,231 --> 01:06:19,029
What do you care? You're an animal.
You're an animal.

1276
01:06:19,735 --> 01:06:20,963
I'm an animal.

1277
01:06:22,337 --> 01:06:23,599
Wiley.

1278
01:06:23,772 --> 01:06:27,071
- Why don't you do it?
- I got kids.

1279
01:06:27,242 --> 01:06:28,709
Yeah, Wiley.

1280
01:06:28,877 --> 01:06:32,040
Wiley, Wiley, Wiley.

1281
01:06:34,616 --> 01:06:36,413
Oh, you don't need to do this.

1282
01:06:39,922 --> 01:06:41,116
I'm an animal.

1283
01:06:42,057 --> 01:06:43,718
I'm an animal.

1284
01:06:43,892 --> 01:06:44,984
Yeah.

1285
01:06:45,160 --> 01:06:46,991
I can't get my foot out.

1286
01:06:54,269 --> 01:06:55,463
That's how you do it, boy.

1287
01:06:55,637 --> 01:06:57,571
Becky. You can do this.

1288
01:06:57,773 --> 01:07:00,173
- Good. There you go.
- Yay! Give me a five.

1289
01:07:01,410 --> 01:07:04,106
Roxanne, look at him. It's like
he totally forgot about me.

1290
01:07:04,279 --> 01:07:05,303
Typical man.

1291
01:07:05,480 --> 01:07:08,938
They take all you can give and then
they trade you in for some cow.

1292
01:07:09,117 --> 01:07:11,517
I don't know what I'm
supposed to do with these now.

1293
01:07:11,687 --> 01:07:13,154
I do.

1294
01:07:14,990 --> 01:07:17,458
Now, see that, buddy?

1295
01:07:17,626 --> 01:07:21,027
I did the old bank shot. Bank's open.
Pick a spot. Aim for it.

1296
01:07:21,196 --> 01:07:23,926
Oh, yeah. Your dad'll go
50 for 50 with these.

1297
01:07:24,099 --> 01:07:26,693
Really? Because on the Wii,
the bank shot never works.

1298
01:07:27,369 --> 01:07:29,860
Yeah? Well, you should Wii-turn
it and get a Wii-fund.

1299
01:07:30,038 --> 01:07:33,098
Tim Duncan's had about a hundred
game winners with that bad boy.

1300
01:07:33,275 --> 01:07:35,209
Honey, are you watching me?

1301
01:07:35,377 --> 01:07:38,175
Oh, baby, that was hot.

1302
01:07:38,347 --> 01:07:41,248
- Come here, let me show you.
- Way to go, baby.

1303
01:07:41,416 --> 01:07:44,351
Move it, move it, move it.
What you gotta do is...

1304
01:07:44,519 --> 01:07:47,181
See the box up there?
Top right corner of it?

1305
01:07:47,356 --> 01:07:48,789
Hello?

1306
01:07:49,324 --> 01:07:51,224
Focus, boy, focus.
Get off of that.

1307
01:07:51,393 --> 01:07:52,690
Lamonsoff, focus.

1308
01:07:55,097 --> 01:07:57,395
Oh, my God, what a perv.

1309
01:07:57,599 --> 01:07:59,533
He's totally checking me out.

1310
01:07:59,701 --> 01:08:01,464
He wasn't...
I don't know.

1311
01:08:01,636 --> 01:08:03,228
All right, come on.
Go ahead.

1312
01:08:04,039 --> 01:08:05,768
Follow through.
Keep the hand up.

1313
01:08:05,941 --> 01:08:07,408
Are you kidding me?

1314
01:08:07,576 --> 01:08:08,907
Respect.

1315
01:08:09,077 --> 01:08:11,568
See how good you can be when
you wear normal clothes?

1316
01:08:11,747 --> 01:08:13,374
- Hey, Mama.
- Hey, baby.

1317
01:08:13,548 --> 01:08:15,812
How come you're not
out there playing basketball?

1318
01:08:15,984 --> 01:08:19,249
- You know I got--
- You got bunions. Where's Kurt?

1319
01:08:19,421 --> 01:08:20,513
Come on, are you scared?

1320
01:08:20,689 --> 01:08:22,520
What's wrong with you?

1321
01:08:23,558 --> 01:08:24,923
Stop it.

1322
01:08:26,061 --> 01:08:28,120
Ooh, somebody's in trouble.

1323
01:08:28,296 --> 01:08:29,998
Not looking good.

1324
01:08:33,502 --> 01:08:35,129
I do the same thing.

1325
01:08:37,205 --> 01:08:40,538
All right, I did everybody's
first shot for them.

1326
01:08:40,709 --> 01:08:42,370
Now you do the second one.

1327
01:08:42,544 --> 01:08:44,239
Come on, now.

1328
01:08:44,413 --> 01:08:45,744
No, nobody's doing shots.

1329
01:08:46,214 --> 01:08:48,876
We got kids here, dummy.
Gotta wake up in the morning.

1330
01:08:49,051 --> 01:08:52,350
We're gonna biz beers instead.
Who's got beers? Check them off.

1331
01:08:52,521 --> 01:08:55,285
I'm gonna go with one.
Yeah, I'll stick with coffee.

1332
01:08:55,457 --> 01:08:56,856
- I'm having this many.
- Cheers.

1333
01:08:57,025 --> 01:08:58,185
I'm breast-feeding, I don't drink.

1334
01:08:58,360 --> 01:09:00,794
I'm just having Metamucil tonight.

1335
01:09:00,962 --> 01:09:02,589
What's wrong with you guys?

1336
01:09:02,798 --> 01:09:07,565
We used to come up here
and party, man, and get wasted.

1337
01:09:07,736 --> 01:09:09,033
You losers.

1338
01:09:09,204 --> 01:09:12,640
Don't worry, you'll grow up one day.
You just have to meet the right girl.

1339
01:09:12,808 --> 01:09:16,039
Oh, my older sister
would be perfect for you.

1340
01:09:17,079 --> 01:09:18,171
What?

1341
01:09:18,346 --> 01:09:21,076
She's legally blind,
but she can see shapes.

1342
01:09:21,249 --> 01:09:22,273
Mmm.

1343
01:09:22,717 --> 01:09:25,880
Anyways, Roxanne,
how did you and Lenny meet?

1344
01:09:26,054 --> 01:09:27,351
That's a good question.

1345
01:09:27,522 --> 01:09:30,457
How did this blob of crap,
no offense,

1346
01:09:30,959 --> 01:09:33,894
meet this lovely señorita?

1347
01:09:34,062 --> 01:09:37,657
Oh, he came into the department
store where I was working.

1348
01:09:37,833 --> 01:09:38,993
I helped him.

1349
01:09:39,167 --> 01:09:41,465
He wanted me to try this skirt on.

1350
01:09:41,636 --> 01:09:44,070
Oh, the old "try on the skirt" trick.

1351
01:09:44,239 --> 01:09:45,968
I got you. Very sneaky, sis.

1352
01:09:46,141 --> 01:09:49,577
Yeah, he did trick me. Afterwards
he made me try on a bra and--

1353
01:09:49,744 --> 01:09:52,008
Hey, I was just trying to help.

1354
01:09:52,180 --> 01:09:54,910
- Exactly.
- Okay, okay. I did like him a little.

1355
01:09:55,083 --> 01:09:57,017
It was a good day.

1356
01:09:57,185 --> 01:09:59,915
Oh, God! Oh, my water.
My water's breaking.

1357
01:10:00,088 --> 01:10:01,248
The baby's coming!

1358
01:10:01,423 --> 01:10:05,325
- Are you serious?
- Oh, yeah.

1359
01:10:05,494 --> 01:10:06,688
Oh, you.

1360
01:10:07,229 --> 01:10:08,423
Oh, my God.

1361
01:10:08,597 --> 01:10:10,724
I got you, I got you, I got you.

1362
01:10:10,899 --> 01:10:13,493
- All right.
- I'm just playing.

1363
01:10:16,138 --> 01:10:18,003
Oh, my God, it's...

1364
01:10:18,607 --> 01:10:22,270
Do you know this song?
Oh, this song's the best.

1365
01:10:24,146 --> 01:10:25,841
This song is the best.

1366
01:10:28,650 --> 01:10:31,676
Oh, this song gets me so horny.

1367
01:10:32,521 --> 01:10:35,149
You know, I was thinking
that, but now not so much.

1368
01:10:35,323 --> 01:10:36,915
I'd like to claim credit for that.

1369
01:10:37,092 --> 01:10:40,255
Because that's all part of my
"get some nookie" playlist.

1370
01:10:40,428 --> 01:10:43,397
Get the ladies on the dance floor,
and I got my lady right here.

1371
01:10:43,565 --> 01:10:45,032
Come on, honey.

1372
01:10:45,233 --> 01:10:47,463
- That was a really good move.
- Let's do this.

1373
01:10:47,636 --> 01:10:49,103
Yeah, you guys dance.

1374
01:10:49,271 --> 01:10:51,739
- It has been a while.
- A long while.

1375
01:10:51,907 --> 01:10:53,602
I know how much you love to dance.

1376
01:10:53,775 --> 01:10:56,676
Oh, you know me,
I'm a regular Shabba-Doo.

1377
01:11:14,863 --> 01:11:16,626
Look at you.

1378
01:11:16,998 --> 01:11:19,523
All sexy. Deanne.

1379
01:11:19,701 --> 01:11:21,828
You should change your name to Deyoncé.

1380
01:11:22,003 --> 01:11:23,027
Oh, God.

1381
01:11:23,205 --> 01:11:25,537
Yeah, so now he thinks
I'm sexy, huh?

1382
01:11:25,707 --> 01:11:28,870
Can I just enjoy a dance
with my fine-ass wife?

1383
01:11:29,844 --> 01:11:32,506
Yes. To the whitest song ever. Yes.

1384
01:11:32,681 --> 01:11:35,946
Yes, this is the whitest song
I've ever heard.

1385
01:11:36,484 --> 01:11:39,920
You know, Lenny, you were right
about bringing us here.

1386
01:11:40,088 --> 01:11:41,646
This place is really special.

1387
01:11:41,823 --> 01:11:43,484
It is, right?

1388
01:11:43,658 --> 01:11:46,957
Nothing's going on here,
and I love it.

1389
01:11:47,128 --> 01:11:50,586
Roxanne, I have made out with about
25 different girls in this very spot

1390
01:11:50,765 --> 01:11:52,460
and I want you to be number 26.

1391
01:11:52,901 --> 01:11:54,266
As long as I'm the last one.

1392
01:11:54,436 --> 01:11:56,529
Oh, that's a guarantee.

1393
01:11:57,405 --> 01:11:59,373
I'm horny too.

1394
01:11:59,708 --> 01:12:02,199
Hey, what are you doing?
You idiot.

1395
01:12:14,756 --> 01:12:17,281
Lamonsoff. What are you doing up?

1396
01:12:20,128 --> 01:12:21,755
I gotta tell you, it was crazy.

1397
01:12:21,930 --> 01:12:24,626
- What?
- Sally. She just attacked me.

1398
01:12:24,799 --> 01:12:27,131
Like never before.
It was insane.

1399
01:12:27,302 --> 01:12:29,395
I just did the same thing
with my woman.

1400
01:12:29,571 --> 01:12:31,698
Really? Wow.

1401
01:12:36,611 --> 01:12:38,875
Hey, where's Saskatchetoon?

1402
01:12:39,147 --> 01:12:41,741
Yeah. I don't know.

1403
01:12:53,328 --> 01:12:55,922
- What am I?
- A hoseteaser.

1404
01:12:56,097 --> 01:12:58,588
- And where are you from?
- Saskatchetoon.

1405
01:12:59,334 --> 01:13:00,995
Look at this.

1406
01:13:01,169 --> 01:13:02,659
- And what am I?
- A hoseteaser.

1407
01:13:02,837 --> 01:13:05,431
- And where are you from?
- Saskatchetoon.

1408
01:13:06,508 --> 01:13:08,100
What are we gonna do with Higgins?

1409
01:13:08,276 --> 01:13:11,143
Yeah, and you know what?
This is what pisses me off:

1410
01:13:11,313 --> 01:13:15,181
You can't be passed-out drunk, single,
with no responsibility and not pay.

1411
01:13:15,350 --> 01:13:17,841
- You have to be hurt for that.
- Yeah.

1412
01:13:19,454 --> 01:13:21,354
Sweetheart?

1413
01:13:21,523 --> 01:13:24,287
You fell asleep on the couch again.

1414
01:13:25,193 --> 01:13:27,559
You know you supposed to go to your room.

1415
01:13:27,729 --> 01:13:29,196
You're bad.

1416
01:13:29,364 --> 01:13:30,388
No.

1417
01:13:31,266 --> 01:13:32,961
Marcus, the bird is all better.

1418
01:13:33,134 --> 01:13:36,262
Marcus. He wants to talk to you.

1419
01:13:40,008 --> 01:13:44,001
Marcus, you're gonna be the best
lifeguard at the whole pool.

1420
01:13:44,179 --> 01:13:45,476
Hold your breath, honey.

1421
01:13:45,647 --> 01:13:47,512
Hold your breath, honey.

1422
01:13:49,351 --> 01:13:50,579
Shh.

1423
01:13:51,519 --> 01:13:52,679
Who's that?

1424
01:13:52,854 --> 01:13:55,322
Oh, it's mommy's boyfriend.

1425
01:13:55,490 --> 01:13:56,923
The one who touches you.

1426
01:14:01,396 --> 01:14:02,693
He's crying, he's crying.

1427
01:14:05,734 --> 01:14:07,531
- All right, quiet.
- Hi, Mama.

1428
01:14:07,702 --> 01:14:09,897
- All right. It's all right.
- Mama?

1429
01:14:10,105 --> 01:14:13,370
- Okay, baby. It's okay, precious.
- Mama?

1430
01:14:13,541 --> 01:14:15,065
I'm gonna take you upstairs.

1431
01:14:15,243 --> 01:14:18,940
- Go and put your PJ's on, okay?
- You can't fall asleep--

1432
01:14:19,114 --> 01:14:21,708
You can't just sleep anywhere,
you know that.

1433
01:14:21,883 --> 01:14:23,111
You go to your room.

1434
01:14:23,284 --> 01:14:25,275
- Go to sleep.
- You go to your room.

1435
01:14:25,453 --> 01:14:27,683
- What you doing?
- Shh. Come here.

1436
01:14:27,856 --> 01:14:31,019
This isn't a closet.
This is your bedroom.

1437
01:14:31,192 --> 01:14:34,286
Okay? It's also your bathroom.
You can make a pee-pee.

1438
01:14:35,997 --> 01:14:38,659
I'm making a pee-pee.

1439
01:14:42,537 --> 01:14:45,005
Happy Fourth of July, everyone.

1440
01:14:46,641 --> 01:14:50,236
It's the birdy's independence Day
too, so keep your fingers crossed, honey.

1441
01:14:50,412 --> 01:14:52,004
- She did it, Daddy.
- Here we go.

1442
01:14:52,180 --> 01:14:53,841
- Bye, birdy.
- She's flying.

1443
01:14:54,015 --> 01:14:57,075
- She's gonna be a veterinarian.
- Is this girl incredible or what?

1444
01:15:03,792 --> 01:15:05,817
That's so sexy.
What did you say?

1445
01:15:05,994 --> 01:15:07,222
Oh, I think that she said:

1446
01:15:08,963 --> 01:15:10,555
...Milan.

1447
01:15:11,666 --> 01:15:14,567
You know, these guys at the store
were talking so much smack

1448
01:15:14,736 --> 01:15:17,398
about this basketball rematch
that's supposed to go on.

1449
01:15:17,572 --> 01:15:19,870
Well, I'm glad we're
getting these uniforms ready.

1450
01:15:20,041 --> 01:15:23,670
No more drinkie. Ahh.

1451
01:15:23,845 --> 01:15:26,575
Did you really sleep
in the closet, you drunk?

1452
01:15:28,983 --> 01:15:30,746
Think so.

1453
01:15:32,987 --> 01:15:35,353
No. Ow.

1454
01:15:35,523 --> 01:15:37,491
Oh, God, Higgins.

1455
01:15:37,659 --> 01:15:40,219
- That's disgusting.
- You slob.

1456
01:15:41,796 --> 01:15:48,133
Oh, I had the sexiest dream about a
little blond girl, though. Hey-yi.

1457
01:15:51,005 --> 01:15:52,802
I think it was a dream.

1458
01:15:52,974 --> 01:15:55,534
- Oh, nice. Classy.
- Sick.

1459
01:15:57,712 --> 01:16:01,307
These deviled eggs would really
be good if you had some marinara sauce.

1460
01:16:01,483 --> 01:16:02,677
Oh, it's Lenny's phone.

1461
01:16:02,851 --> 01:16:03,875
Hello?

1462
01:16:04,285 --> 01:16:06,981
All right, here we go.
Oh, that's a three.

1463
01:16:07,155 --> 01:16:10,022
That's one, two, three,
ladder. Ladder.

1464
01:16:10,191 --> 01:16:13,160
Oh, that's it.
The rich keep getting richer.

1465
01:16:13,328 --> 01:16:15,353
All right. All right.
Schniggly is here.

1466
01:16:15,530 --> 01:16:18,124
So, come on, Robbie,
tell the man what's going on.

1467
01:16:18,299 --> 01:16:19,391
He doesn't care.

1468
01:16:19,567 --> 01:16:22,695
- Tell him... Tell him.
- What are you talking about?

1469
01:16:22,871 --> 01:16:25,396
Gloria and I are thinking
about having a baby.

1470
01:16:25,573 --> 01:16:26,631
How great is that?

1471
01:16:27,709 --> 01:16:30,075
Wow. That's great.

1472
01:16:30,245 --> 01:16:33,237
You know, the good news is she
can't get any more stretch marks.

1473
01:16:33,715 --> 01:16:35,876
Wow. Boy, that's a good one.
Come on.

1474
01:16:36,050 --> 01:16:40,009
You know, the good thing also is
Gloria and the kid can share diapers.

1475
01:16:40,188 --> 01:16:41,655
Man. You see, that's just ugly.

1476
01:16:41,823 --> 01:16:44,690
He doesn't get it. He's not
in a committed relationship.

1477
01:16:44,859 --> 01:16:47,828
He can't, because he can't stay
in a committed relationship.

1478
01:16:47,996 --> 01:16:50,863
Oh, look. He's just mad because
all the girls I go out with

1479
01:16:51,032 --> 01:16:54,195
are 70 to 80 years younger
than his wife.

1480
01:16:54,369 --> 01:16:55,461
Can't stop.

1481
01:16:55,637 --> 01:16:59,869
The last one I was with, she's blond,
she's tall, super hot. Not your type.

1482
01:17:00,041 --> 01:17:03,499
Me and blondie, we start going at it
and we're shaking the bed--

1483
01:17:03,678 --> 01:17:05,873
Shaking the bed?
What does shaking the bed mean?

1484
01:17:06,047 --> 01:17:09,039
I don't know, I just know wetting
the bed. I don't know...

1485
01:17:09,217 --> 01:17:11,276
And then, right at the
"good part," you know?

1486
01:17:11,452 --> 01:17:14,853
This picture behind,
right on the wall, falls and goes:

1487
01:17:15,390 --> 01:17:16,687
Hits her on the forehead.

1488
01:17:16,858 --> 01:17:18,018
She cut her head.

1489
01:17:18,192 --> 01:17:19,819
It cuts her. I didn't slow down.

1490
01:17:19,994 --> 01:17:23,054
I just throw her two aspirins,
she yaps on them like a Frisbee dog.

1491
01:17:24,332 --> 01:17:28,870
I am tired. Marcus, your snoring
kept me up all night long.

1492
01:17:33,207 --> 01:17:34,970
You're a dead man.
Get back here.

1493
01:17:35,143 --> 01:17:39,204
Come back here. That's my baby girl.
I thought you were my friend.

1494
01:17:39,380 --> 01:17:41,075
Leave me alone. Drink your maize.

1495
01:17:41,249 --> 01:17:43,410
You're gonna pay this time.

1496
01:17:44,052 --> 01:17:46,384
You bastard.
I'll show you how to be nice.

1497
01:17:46,554 --> 01:17:48,818
Bad turtles.
You evil pig.

1498
01:17:50,124 --> 01:17:51,751
- Robbie, wait.
- He's psycho.

1499
01:17:51,926 --> 01:17:53,188
Stop. Stop.

1500
01:17:53,361 --> 01:17:55,556
- Hey, break it up, man.
- Jeez, guys.

1501
01:17:55,730 --> 01:17:56,856
- All right.
- Calm down.

1502
01:17:57,031 --> 01:17:58,931
Buddy. Buddy. What's the problem?

1503
01:18:01,903 --> 01:18:04,770
- Ah! Ah!
- Oh, yeah. Arrow foot.

1504
01:18:04,939 --> 01:18:07,601
- Come here, baby. Whee!
- Come on. Why are you fighting?

1505
01:18:07,775 --> 01:18:09,470
Good to see midget wrestling again.

1506
01:18:09,644 --> 01:18:11,976
How could you do that?
That's my daughter.

1507
01:18:12,146 --> 01:18:14,614
- Do what?
- Shake the bed with her.

1508
01:18:14,782 --> 01:18:16,807
You think I would do that to you?

1509
01:18:17,185 --> 01:18:19,483
Out of any of us
you'd be the one to do that.

1510
01:18:19,654 --> 01:18:21,849
You did sleep with Stimpson's mother.

1511
01:18:22,023 --> 01:18:24,351
I didn't even know that guy.
He was your friend.

1512
01:18:24,377 --> 01:18:25,279
I barely knew him.

1513
01:18:25,426 --> 01:18:27,656
She grabbed my wiener,
I told you guys.

1514
01:18:27,829 --> 01:18:30,093
That's his daughter. It's different.
Me and him?

1515
01:18:31,332 --> 01:18:34,927
Okay. Maybe I flirted with him,
but that was just to get your attention.

1516
01:18:35,103 --> 01:18:37,230
Well, what about his snoring?
I heard it too.

1517
01:18:38,940 --> 01:18:39,964
Aah!

1518
01:18:40,141 --> 01:18:41,233
Ah!

1519
01:18:41,843 --> 01:18:43,811
Oh, no. Twice?

1520
01:18:43,978 --> 01:18:45,843
We heard it from three rooms away.

1521
01:18:46,014 --> 01:18:49,472
He's off the hook. You know Marcus
wouldn't be with your daughter.

1522
01:18:49,651 --> 01:18:52,313
I mean, not that she's--
You know what I'm saying.

1523
01:18:52,654 --> 01:18:54,144
Well, what happened to your head?

1524
01:18:54,322 --> 01:18:56,586
When I was changing into my PJs,

1525
01:18:56,758 --> 01:18:59,886
I got the feeling that some perv
was looking through my window,

1526
01:19:00,061 --> 01:19:03,929
so I went to go close the shade
and I tripped and hit my head.

1527
01:19:04,465 --> 01:19:06,797
Yeah, dude, that's your daughter.

1528
01:19:06,968 --> 01:19:09,402
I'd never be with her.
You're my best friend, man.

1529
01:19:09,570 --> 01:19:12,038
And Jasmine'd never be
with me, because I'm me.

1530
01:19:12,440 --> 01:19:15,341
Look, sorry I don't have my whole
life together, like Lenny.

1531
01:19:15,510 --> 01:19:17,444
Oh, together, like Lenny.

1532
01:19:18,112 --> 01:19:19,136
Please.

1533
01:19:19,514 --> 01:19:21,311
I answered your phone, hipócrita.

1534
01:19:21,482 --> 01:19:22,710
It was your assistant.

1535
01:19:22,917 --> 01:19:25,852
I asked him if he canceled the
flight to Milan. He said he did.

1536
01:19:26,020 --> 01:19:27,885
Before we even came here.

1537
01:19:28,056 --> 01:19:30,854
He said that? Why would
he say that? I mean...

1538
01:19:31,025 --> 01:19:32,515
So he just made that up, huh?

1539
01:19:32,694 --> 01:19:34,286
I'm not saying he made it up.

1540
01:19:34,462 --> 01:19:37,158
I'm think--
In his head he believes it's true.

1541
01:19:37,331 --> 01:19:38,889
Don't you agent me, Lenny.

1542
01:19:39,067 --> 01:19:41,501
Stop trying to handle
everybody and everything,

1543
01:19:41,669 --> 01:19:44,297
and start taking a little
responsibility for once.

1544
01:19:44,472 --> 01:19:46,997
I'll take responsibility.
Okay? You're right.

1545
01:19:47,175 --> 01:19:50,702
I thought it would be better for our
family to be here with normal people

1546
01:19:50,878 --> 01:19:52,641
instead of going to Milan.

1547
01:19:52,814 --> 01:19:54,076
We're normal?

1548
01:19:54,248 --> 01:19:57,979
I was scared to tell you. It was
easier for me to keep it a secret.

1549
01:19:58,152 --> 01:20:00,985
You peel back any marriage,
there are secrets.

1550
01:20:01,389 --> 01:20:03,653
Mine is I love you.
I love you very much.

1551
01:20:03,825 --> 01:20:05,520
Roxanne, I just-- I--

1552
01:20:05,693 --> 01:20:09,925
Our kids are becoming nutty,
snotty, spoiled...

1553
01:20:10,765 --> 01:20:13,325
We got a nanny, we got--
So she is a nanny.

1554
01:20:13,501 --> 01:20:14,900
No, no, no. She's not a nanny.

1555
01:20:15,069 --> 01:20:16,900
Of course she's a nanny.

1556
01:20:17,071 --> 01:20:19,096
When does the lying stop?

1557
01:20:19,273 --> 01:20:20,570
It stops right after this.

1558
01:20:20,742 --> 01:20:22,676
She's more of an au pair.
Not a nanny.

1559
01:20:22,844 --> 01:20:24,573
Lenny.

1560
01:20:25,279 --> 01:20:28,442
All right. That's it.
The lying stops now.

1561
01:20:28,616 --> 01:20:30,880
I won't lie to you ever again.
I swear to God.

1562
01:20:31,052 --> 01:20:32,349
I love you.

1563
01:20:32,520 --> 01:20:34,010
Men lie.

1564
01:20:34,422 --> 01:20:36,356
They can't help themselves.

1565
01:20:36,524 --> 01:20:38,458
Kurt sure as hell lies.

1566
01:20:38,626 --> 01:20:41,117
What do I lie about,
Toe-J Simpson?

1567
01:20:41,295 --> 01:20:43,388
Oh, please.
The nanny.

1568
01:20:43,564 --> 01:20:44,895
What about the nanny?

1569
01:20:45,066 --> 01:20:47,091
You have a thing for her.

1570
01:20:47,268 --> 01:20:51,261
I do not have a thing for the nanny.
I'm a married man. Period.

1571
01:20:51,706 --> 01:20:55,335
But did I enjoy a nice conversation
with a woman that wasn't going,

1572
01:20:55,510 --> 01:20:59,310
"Where's this?" and
"Did you pick up that?" Yeah.

1573
01:20:59,480 --> 01:21:01,607
What, you can have
nice conversations with me.

1574
01:21:02,116 --> 01:21:03,947
When? You're always working.

1575
01:21:04,118 --> 01:21:06,814
And when you come home,
you're just tired all the time.

1576
01:21:07,021 --> 01:21:09,251
You barely even touch me
or look at me.

1577
01:21:09,423 --> 01:21:12,119
He sounds like an old woman.

1578
01:21:12,293 --> 01:21:16,559
Deanne, you should have married
Umberto Denunzio like I told you.

1579
01:21:16,731 --> 01:21:20,963
And if I had stayed with him you'd be
the one that's pregnant now, Mama.

1580
01:21:21,536 --> 01:21:23,663
You probably right, sweetheart.

1581
01:21:24,071 --> 01:21:25,561
I'll just butt out.

1582
01:21:25,740 --> 01:21:27,401
Thank you.

1583
01:21:27,575 --> 01:21:30,567
Look, maybe I do take you
for granted, and I'm sorry.

1584
01:21:31,078 --> 01:21:34,172
How's about I take you out every
Thursday night for date night.

1585
01:21:34,749 --> 01:21:38,515
No, Thursday's Grey's Anatomy,
but any other night would be beautiful.

1586
01:21:40,121 --> 01:21:42,988
And as long as
we're all being honest,

1587
01:21:43,157 --> 01:21:45,557
I think I should be honest too.

1588
01:21:46,594 --> 01:21:50,826
I'm actually not a part owner
of the lawn furniture store.

1589
01:21:50,998 --> 01:21:53,933
I don't even work there anymore.

1590
01:21:54,101 --> 01:21:56,467
I got laid off in April.

1591
01:21:56,637 --> 01:21:58,434
But I rented the Caddy

1592
01:21:58,606 --> 01:22:02,474
and I acted like a big shot because
I didn't want you guys to know.

1593
01:22:02,643 --> 01:22:03,871
Lamonsoff.

1594
01:22:04,045 --> 01:22:06,673
You don't have to hide
anything from us. I'm sorry.

1595
01:22:06,848 --> 01:22:10,648
Yeah. Since we're getting
things off our chests here,

1596
01:22:10,818 --> 01:22:12,979
I got a confession to make.

1597
01:22:15,156 --> 01:22:16,384
I'm wearing a toup.

1598
01:22:16,557 --> 01:22:17,888
No shit.

1599
01:22:20,194 --> 01:22:21,957
I have a confession to make.

1600
01:22:23,464 --> 01:22:24,863
I'm really a man.

1601
01:22:25,533 --> 01:22:27,694
- No.
- I said that.

1602
01:22:27,869 --> 01:22:32,465
- Are you kidding?
- No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

1603
01:22:32,640 --> 01:22:35,575
I'm really a little hurt that so many
of you believed it.

1604
01:22:35,743 --> 01:22:38,075
- We were just saying that--
- You're very womanly.

1605
01:22:38,246 --> 01:22:42,478
Nevertheless. I know
it's not my place, but, uh...

1606
01:22:42,650 --> 01:22:45,414
Well, after all,
I am older than anyone here.

1607
01:22:45,586 --> 01:22:47,417
Hell, yeah, you are.

1608
01:22:49,223 --> 01:22:53,159
Well, despite the joking and
the razzing, I see a lot of love here.

1609
01:22:53,327 --> 01:22:56,353
And with love comes hostility.

1610
01:22:56,697 --> 01:23:00,656
Like Rob when he snapped
at me the other day.

1611
01:23:00,835 --> 01:23:01,995
That was scary.

1612
01:23:02,169 --> 01:23:05,070
And you all thought that
I was so calm, but inside?

1613
01:23:05,239 --> 01:23:06,866
Inside I was saying,

1614
01:23:07,041 --> 01:23:08,668
"Gloria Noonan,

1615
01:23:08,910 --> 01:23:12,778
do not call him a bug-eyed sociopath
with a little-man complex.

1616
01:23:13,514 --> 01:23:17,541
Do not say that his hair makes him
look like a dirty Q-tip."

1617
01:23:17,718 --> 01:23:18,742
I like that.

1618
01:23:19,353 --> 01:23:23,119
"Or that he resembles an elder gay
Jonas brother."

1619
01:23:23,291 --> 01:23:26,283
They get it. They get the point
of where you're going.

1620
01:23:26,460 --> 01:23:29,020
"Or a midget Filipino Fonzie."
I didn't say those things.

1621
01:23:29,196 --> 01:23:31,460
- That's my favorite one.
- Hey.

1622
01:23:31,632 --> 01:23:32,929
Toupee.

1623
01:23:33,100 --> 01:23:35,591
Life can be difficult sometimes.

1624
01:23:35,770 --> 01:23:38,864
It gets bumpy,
what with family and kids

1625
01:23:39,040 --> 01:23:42,032
and things not going
exactly like you planned.

1626
01:23:42,209 --> 01:23:44,609
But that's what
makes it interesting.

1627
01:23:44,779 --> 01:23:48,044
In life, the first act,
always exciting.

1628
01:23:48,215 --> 01:23:50,308
The second act,

1629
01:23:50,751 --> 01:23:52,719
that's where the depth comes in.

1630
01:23:54,422 --> 01:23:56,481
Why didn't you ever tell us
that she gets it?

1631
01:23:56,657 --> 01:23:58,147
Yeah, you were holding out.

1632
01:23:58,326 --> 01:24:00,590
That's what I've been
trying to tell you guys.

1633
01:24:00,761 --> 01:24:03,093
That was beautiful, honey.
That was beautiful.

1634
01:24:06,133 --> 01:24:07,498
Group hug.

1635
01:24:36,764 --> 01:24:38,163
Okay, it's in position.

1636
01:24:38,332 --> 01:24:40,232
I don't know, man.
This thing looks crazy.

1637
01:24:40,401 --> 01:24:43,165
It'll be fun. I spent all morning
blowing that thing up.

1638
01:24:43,337 --> 01:24:44,634
You should be all right.

1639
01:24:44,805 --> 01:24:47,296
- Should be?
- Yeah.

1640
01:24:48,843 --> 01:24:50,470
Ready?

1641
01:24:51,012 --> 01:24:52,445
Go.

1642
01:24:54,782 --> 01:24:55,976
Whoa!

1643
01:25:00,287 --> 01:25:01,982
Let's do that again.

1644
01:25:02,156 --> 01:25:05,182
It's not a favor. It's like a great
investment for me, man.

1645
01:25:05,359 --> 01:25:06,849
A car detailing center.

1646
01:25:07,028 --> 01:25:09,292
And there's none around,
it's gonna be a goldmine.

1647
01:25:09,463 --> 01:25:11,021
I don't wanna take your money.

1648
01:25:11,198 --> 01:25:14,065
You're making me more.
I want in, okay?

1649
01:25:14,235 --> 01:25:17,170
I know the owner of the Celtics.
And I can get us that account.

1650
01:25:17,338 --> 01:25:19,704
Those guys all drive
Bentleys and Ferraris.

1651
01:25:19,874 --> 01:25:21,398
How do you know
the owner of the Celtics?

1652
01:25:21,575 --> 01:25:24,169
Hey, I'm the leader of his
daughter's Girl Scout troop.

1653
01:25:24,345 --> 01:25:27,075
If he wants to make sure
she gets her Cookie Biz badge,

1654
01:25:27,248 --> 01:25:28,738
he will give us that account.

1655
01:25:30,451 --> 01:25:32,385
I love you guys.
I love it. I love it.

1656
01:25:35,256 --> 01:25:37,156
You ready to have some fun?

1657
01:25:37,691 --> 01:25:38,885
Yeah. Hit it.

1658
01:25:43,097 --> 01:25:44,758
Okay.

1659
01:25:50,004 --> 01:25:52,097
Go. Go. You gotta get it in high.

1660
01:25:53,607 --> 01:25:54,904
Whoo!

1661
01:26:00,681 --> 01:26:02,512
You really wanna do this, Bailey?

1662
01:26:02,683 --> 01:26:04,344
My five against your five.

1663
01:26:04,518 --> 01:26:06,247
Oh, boy, look at this.

1664
01:26:06,420 --> 01:26:08,183
I see the boys stayed in shape, huh?

1665
01:26:09,690 --> 01:26:11,180
Robideaux, good to see you.

1666
01:26:11,692 --> 01:26:12,716
Lenny.

1667
01:26:12,893 --> 01:26:14,793
If you're looking at me,
I don't know.

1668
01:26:18,099 --> 01:26:22,001
Look, we just wanna eat watermelon and
relax, if you're all right with that.

1669
01:26:22,169 --> 01:26:26,105
Oh, no. It's not all right. You're not
gonna weasel out of this one, Feder.

1670
01:26:26,273 --> 01:26:30,403
Wiley snuck out of intensive care
to see you finally get some justice.

1671
01:26:30,578 --> 01:26:33,604
Yo. You best be getting
to balling, Feder.

1672
01:26:33,781 --> 01:26:36,807
Oh, hey, Wiley.
Was the field goal good?

1673
01:26:37,284 --> 01:26:39,582
Yeah. First time
I ever heard that one.

1674
01:26:39,753 --> 01:26:41,744
Okay. Sorry, man.

1675
01:26:42,389 --> 01:26:44,928
Do you want me to get
something off the top shelf?

1676
01:26:44,954 --> 01:26:46,248
Heard that one a lot too.

1677
01:26:47,228 --> 01:26:50,664
Seriously, Dickie, let us just hang out
with our families. We wanna relax.

1678
01:26:50,831 --> 01:26:53,595
Yeah. They're afraid of us.
That's what it is.

1679
01:26:53,767 --> 01:26:56,827
We're afraid you might eat the ball
before we even start the game.

1680
01:26:57,438 --> 01:27:01,568
Same old Higgins.
He can talk the talk but he can't...

1681
01:27:02,143 --> 01:27:03,610
I forget the rest.

1682
01:27:03,777 --> 01:27:05,074
Booyah!

1683
01:27:05,246 --> 01:27:08,909
We got Rob here with the bad foot.
You can't do it, right, buddy?

1684
01:27:10,117 --> 01:27:13,746
I think if the Buzzer was here,
he'd want me to try.

1685
01:27:14,288 --> 01:27:16,313
I think he'd want us all to try.

1686
01:27:17,091 --> 01:27:18,524
Was that William Shatner?

1687
01:27:19,960 --> 01:27:22,394
- All right, let's do this, then.
- It's on.

1688
01:27:24,498 --> 01:27:25,522
Game to 21.

1689
01:27:32,173 --> 01:27:34,437
Whoo!

1690
01:27:35,442 --> 01:27:36,534
Hey, hey. Okay, come on.

1691
01:27:37,044 --> 01:27:39,342
Woo-hoo!

1692
01:27:44,251 --> 01:27:46,310
Guys! Look!

1693
01:28:25,693 --> 01:28:28,753
Well, well, well, if it isn't the
other black guy who grew up here.

1694
01:28:28,929 --> 01:28:32,387
No, no, no. In this town, I'm the black
guy and you're the other black guy.

1695
01:28:32,566 --> 01:28:34,431
No, man, in this town,
I'm the black guy.

1696
01:28:34,602 --> 01:28:37,162
White people see me coming
in their store, they get scared.

1697
01:28:37,338 --> 01:28:40,364
Yeah? When white people see me
coming into their store, they run.

1698
01:28:40,541 --> 01:28:42,873
Yeah, yeah. These my white people.
Go get your own.

1699
01:28:43,043 --> 01:28:44,874
You crazy, man.

1700
01:28:57,825 --> 01:28:59,690
Lucky shot.

1701
01:29:02,363 --> 01:29:04,058
Defense, defense, defense.

1702
01:29:09,136 --> 01:29:10,728
In your face.

1703
01:29:13,474 --> 01:29:15,908
Hey, guys. Motion '78.

1704
01:29:31,825 --> 01:29:33,224
To me, man.

1705
01:29:47,308 --> 01:29:50,072
Show me what you got. Say what?

1706
01:29:50,244 --> 01:29:53,179
Hey, Y! Where's M-C-A?

1707
01:29:55,249 --> 01:29:57,581
Oh. Heh, heh.

1708
01:30:01,288 --> 01:30:04,519
What the hell is that?
Sounds like owls having sex.

1709
01:30:04,692 --> 01:30:06,125
Robideaux, heads up.

1710
01:30:09,463 --> 01:30:13,058
- What are you doing?
- I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Did that go in?

1711
01:30:25,646 --> 01:30:27,113
Booyah!

1712
01:30:30,017 --> 01:30:32,713
You made me spill my freaking beer.

1713
01:30:32,886 --> 01:30:35,411
Honey, why does everything
always have to be about you?

1714
01:30:35,589 --> 01:30:37,648
Why do you always
have to be such a dink?

1715
01:30:49,503 --> 01:30:51,437
Get that. Yeah, yeah, right there.

1716
01:30:52,239 --> 01:30:55,174
I can't do this anymore.
I can't even breathe.

1717
01:30:55,342 --> 01:30:58,004
I haven't felt my legs
since the second quarter.

1718
01:30:58,178 --> 01:30:59,736
Hey, you wanna fake injuries?

1719
01:30:59,913 --> 01:31:01,148
- You got it.
- Okay.

1720
01:31:01,181 --> 01:31:03,240
- Oh! Oh, my--
- Ah! Oh, God!

1721
01:31:03,417 --> 01:31:05,476
I can't go on.
I got a slippery disk.

1722
01:31:05,652 --> 01:31:06,914
Oh, hon.

1723
01:31:07,087 --> 01:31:08,850
Oh, it just slipped out.
I'm done.

1724
01:31:09,022 --> 01:31:11,388
Somebody's gonna have a heart attack.

1725
01:31:11,558 --> 01:31:13,082
What are you doing? That's it?

1726
01:31:14,862 --> 01:31:16,386
Darth Vader, let's go. Sit down.

1727
01:31:16,563 --> 01:31:17,894
Please, honey.

1728
01:31:18,065 --> 01:31:19,999
Is that a cannoli from Virgilio's?

1729
01:31:21,935 --> 01:31:24,403
Did you seriously just take
your daughter's cannoli?

1730
01:31:24,571 --> 01:31:26,596
It's from Virgilio's.
Leave me alone.

1731
01:31:26,774 --> 01:31:28,503
Don't choke, Daddy.

1732
01:31:28,942 --> 01:31:32,105
What do you say we bring my son
and your son into this?

1733
01:31:32,279 --> 01:31:33,940
- Done.
- Greggie.

1734
01:31:34,114 --> 01:31:36,708
- Me?
- Yeah. Go, Greg.

1735
01:31:36,884 --> 01:31:38,875
Come on, baby. You can do this.

1736
01:31:39,052 --> 01:31:40,110
Hey, Bailey.

1737
01:31:40,954 --> 01:31:45,288
Somebody fill up that jug with some
Boss water, for the Hollywood kid.

1738
01:31:45,459 --> 01:31:47,086
It's Voss, with a V.

1739
01:31:47,261 --> 01:31:49,354
Ooh-hoo!

1740
01:31:49,530 --> 01:31:53,864
Would you mind if I touch your belly?
I love babies. I love to feel them kick.

1741
01:31:54,034 --> 01:31:56,127
- Yeah, go ahead.
- Oh, thank you.

1742
01:32:00,474 --> 01:32:02,874
That's not my baby, that's my boob.

1743
01:32:03,043 --> 01:32:04,874
- Oh, I like to feel those too.
- Hey!

1744
01:32:05,045 --> 01:32:07,479
Hey, no harm done.

1745
01:32:07,648 --> 01:32:09,912
All right, take it out. Come on.
Sixteen to 16.

1746
01:32:10,083 --> 01:32:12,074
Half court, two on two. Let's go.

1747
01:32:13,587 --> 01:32:15,578
Keep your feet off the line this time.

1748
01:32:15,756 --> 01:32:18,657
It's tied score. Tied score.
Let's see something. Nice throw.

1749
01:32:18,826 --> 01:32:20,123
Tied score, guys.

1750
01:32:25,966 --> 01:32:27,934
All right, son. All right.

1751
01:32:28,101 --> 01:32:29,500
We're up 19-16. Let's go.

1752
01:32:29,670 --> 01:32:32,332
All right, son. Give me the ball.

1753
01:32:33,440 --> 01:32:35,965
- Come on, son.
- That's it, Greg. You can do it.

1754
01:32:36,143 --> 01:32:37,474
You know what's going on.

1755
01:32:43,116 --> 01:32:45,676
Oh, yes.
It's raining threes on Hollywood.

1756
01:32:45,853 --> 01:32:48,879
His foot was on the line.
Your foot was on the line.

1757
01:32:49,056 --> 01:32:50,819
It ain't raining threes.

1758
01:32:50,991 --> 01:32:53,983
- It's drizzling twos!
- That's all right. Good shot.

1759
01:32:54,161 --> 01:32:56,061
Wasn't no three.
Foot was on the line.

1760
01:32:56,230 --> 01:32:57,458
Next basket wins. Let's go.

1761
01:32:57,965 --> 01:32:59,330
Come on.

1762
01:33:00,968 --> 01:33:02,094
This is it, pal.

1763
01:33:02,669 --> 01:33:04,762
Take him out, baby.

1764
01:33:05,939 --> 01:33:08,874
All right, all right, all right.
Take him, baby. Take him.

1765
01:33:13,780 --> 01:33:15,008
Pop it, Lenny.

1766
01:33:16,850 --> 01:33:18,943
Bank's open, Dad.

1767
01:33:45,045 --> 01:33:46,307
He never misses that shot.

1768
01:33:51,251 --> 01:33:52,878
Down goes Hollywood.

1769
01:33:53,053 --> 01:33:54,714
Down goes Hollywood.

1770
01:33:54,888 --> 01:33:56,753
Down goes Hollywood.

1771
01:33:58,926 --> 01:34:03,192
We'll crush them next year. I'll work
on my left when we get back to L.A.

1772
01:34:03,363 --> 01:34:05,388
- That's my boy. I love you.
- I love you too.

1773
01:34:05,566 --> 01:34:06,590
You're awesome.

1774
01:34:07,901 --> 01:34:10,062
- Way to go!
- We did it!

1775
01:34:42,402 --> 01:34:43,960
Hey, Lenny.

1776
01:34:44,137 --> 01:34:46,571
I thought you never
missed a bank shot.

1777
01:34:46,740 --> 01:34:48,799
Yeah. Well, I just thought

1778
01:34:49,242 --> 01:34:52,905
the Baileys needed to learn how
to win every once in a while

1779
01:34:53,080 --> 01:34:55,878
and Feders needed
to learn how to lose.

1780
01:34:57,317 --> 01:34:58,614
- That was nice.
- Yeah?

1781
01:34:58,785 --> 01:35:00,719
I'm proud of you.

1782
01:35:01,688 --> 01:35:02,814
Look at these guys.

1783
01:35:07,294 --> 01:35:09,626
- Lenny. Hey, man.
- Yeah, buddy.

1784
01:35:09,796 --> 01:35:12,458
I know you're bummed
about losing the game for us.

1785
01:35:12,633 --> 01:35:13,657
And you're drunk?

1786
01:35:13,834 --> 01:35:16,564
- No... Oh, okay.
- Yes.

1787
01:35:16,737 --> 01:35:19,171
Hey, man, there's one thing
they'll never beat us at.

1788
01:35:19,339 --> 01:35:21,136
What's this?

1789
01:35:21,842 --> 01:35:24,675
Arrow roulette, baby.

1790
01:35:24,845 --> 01:35:26,335
- We are good at that.
- Yeah.

1791
01:35:26,513 --> 01:35:28,071
All right.
What are you doing?

1792
01:35:28,248 --> 01:35:30,341
Last one to stay in wins.
No, no, no.

1793
01:35:30,517 --> 01:35:32,178
Becky.

1794
01:35:34,254 --> 01:35:36,984
Run away. Not again.

1795
01:35:37,724 --> 01:35:39,487
Get out of my way.

1796
01:35:57,678 --> 01:36:00,272
Little help here?
Take me with you?

1797
01:36:00,447 --> 01:36:03,007
Seriously, you're gonna leave me?

1798
01:36:03,183 --> 01:36:04,275
No.

1799
01:36:09,690 --> 01:36:11,954
We win again.