Not a school shooter manifesto

Entry #32 September 7th, AIEG

  This week's been action packed, can't remember last time I went and wrote all manner of stuff down. Well last night, Friday night, Miyabi had the first ever meetin' of the year of her business woman's club at our house. Guess they do it near the start of fall since the busy season starts droppin' off (unless you're in the ski business like Emily and James is, on the account that they don't get much till winter). Saw the first few autos pullin’ up I say round 6pm or so, didn't see the time on the account of I was helpin’ the girls with prep for Miyabi's get together. I didn't have real contact with any of the ladies till about halfway into their little gatherin', they'd been usin’ the first floor parlor for it. Well journal I'll tell you I got real embarrassed when I came through that door, mainly on the account of I had opened my big gob of mine and my country drawl went and slipped on in. The conversation went right dead as they all turned to see me, this big guy pushin’  a tea cart. One of the girls, one of those arachne, seemed drunk too, well she asked if I was the "special entertainment" of the night. The only one who laughed at it was Emily who asked if there was any lemon tea. Now in by this point my face is flushed red, not good with crowds, and I'm keepin my big mouth shut. Miyabi calls me over and introduces the girls to me, as her husband. Now that ain't no lie, but the girls in that room were starin' at me like it was some kinda joke or somethin'. Only one askin' me anything was Emily who wanted to know how I was doin', to which I kept my replies real short and to the point.

  Miyabi went and asked if I'd sit down next to her, tried to weasel my way outta it by tellin’ her I needed to get back to the maids and make sure they were gettin' the treats for her and her friends ready. That didn't work, Miyabi just went and smashed that plan right to bits by tellin' me that the maids would come and do that, it's what they were for. Lookin' round the little parlor there were maybe only six or so girls. One was a succubus, even I know what those are, she was wearin’ some real slinky lookin’ dress that showed a lot of leg, same kind address I saw miyabi in once but instead of that sky blue she loves so much it was jet black with some weird gold markin’s on it.Then  there was Emily, wearin' some dark blue suit that was some sorta mix between a park ranger uniform and a business suit. There was that spider, turns out they get drunk off caffeine and all she was drinkin’ was some coffee served black, she wasn't sittin' on anything really, in fact the chair had been pushed up ‘gainst the wall so she could just park her keister right off to the side of the couch. Now I'm surprised bout this one considerin' how small the parlor is and the spider lady takin' up some good real estate (still wonderin' how she got in there), but on the couch opposite of Miyabi was that blue oni from the docks. She just went and bowed her head to me when we made eye contact, I just said 'Hello gain' to her in response, not much else I could right say to her really since I don't think she talks much to begin with. Lastly there was the kitsune in the high backed chair from the study upstairs, dunno when that was hauled down and I wished the girls had asked me. Can't stand those girls riskin' themselves when I'm here to lift that heavy junk. In any ways, the kitsune had, or at least I counted 4 tails. Not much to say bout her, except her gold coloured tails were startin’ to show grays, and not near the tips like you normally see on kitsunes or the like.

  So anyways I sit down, sandwichin’ myself between Miyabi and Emily as I'm gettin’ introduced. Almost soon as I parked my butt down the questions started to fly from everyone but the blue oni and Emily. Most of em were fairly easy goin’, it wasn't till the succubus asked bout our love life did the spider chime in, askin’ right out of the gate how many times a day we did it or askin' Miyabi if I'd gone and put a child in her. That wasn't the worst of it, every time we tried to steer the conversation away the arachne kept askin’ lewder and lewder questions and the succubus seemed to be enjoyin’ it. Caught her scootchin’ to the edge of her seat as that spider lady asked if I'd ever taken charge or if I'd ever been rough with Miyabi (a few times maybe but none of that woman's business). Now the entire deal got saved last second by the blu oni, guess she was just tryin' to convince the spider, but she looked at that clock up on the mantle, you know the one that don't work at all and is stuck at 4:05? Well she uses that as an excuse to cart the arachne out and says somethin’ I learned means "good-bye" in that language of there's "sigh-oh-nara" is what it sounds like, I'll ask Miyabi to spell it for me later maybe, heck maybe I should try and kinda sneak lessons on that language to listen in on what those two say. In anycase from there was like dominos, with the succubus leavin' with em. Sayin somethin about her husband probably worried sick bout her before she shot me one more look before leavin with the other two. Emily was last to leave, she stuck round a bit longer and chatted with us before she left herself. When we started gettin' sleepy we saw Emily off to her and Jame's truck and stuck round till it's tail lights couldn't be seen no more. After that we kinda just went back to the parlor to cuddle and talk, Miyabi on top, and me bein’ the giant meat pillow on the bottom. Now originally I wanted to be the big hero, carry my wife off to bed after she feel asleep and just crawl in next to her till morn. It didn't work that way, Miyabi's fluff and just bein’ so calm ‘round her we both ended up passin' out on the couch. Only this mornin’ after she scootched off me was I able to get out from under her.