Magical Burst: Session 8: Mr. Bones Wild Ride

Never tell your password to anyone.
Sunday, January 05, 2014
5:45 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Yay, its evfurryone ouo
5:46 PM - Frigs: ohmai
5:46 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: mhm
5:47 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Right, what was the party doing yesterday? While I was off doing Satoya things
5:47 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Becoming Nyan catgirl
5:47 PM - Melt: eating cake
5:47 PM - Fuck da purrlice: RAINBOWS
5:47 PM - Smas: AMUSEMENT PARKS
5:47 PM - Melt: literally thats all we did
5:47 PM - Melt: just eat cake
5:47 PM - Smas: and Amusement parks was where we were headed
5:47 PM - Smas: have fun exploding ryan ;p
5:47 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I cant tell you what I did, but it was interesting
5:47 PM - Fuck da purrlice: :3
5:48 PM - Smas: is everything happy and colorful?
5:48 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: no
5:48 PM - Smas: also brb guys
5:48 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: yes
5:48 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: magical
5:48 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: grimdark
5:48 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: wot
5:48 PM - Smas: I won't leave, i'll just catch up on your log here
5:50 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: right, gotta get in the mood
5:50 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: so long, pants
5:50 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: c;
5:50 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Pfft
5:50 PM - Fuck da purrlice: No pants are best pants
5:50 PM - Melt: no pants o clock is probably the best time
5:51 PM - Frigs: :v
5:51 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Pants r dum
5:51 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 0u0
5:52 PM - Smas: shorts are comfortable and easy to wear™
5:53 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: :v
5:54 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: stockpile of water to drink, pants.exe has stopped responding, anime playing on my tv, madoka music playing from my computer, got all the things I'll need for the game open on my computer
5:54 PM - Smas has changed their name to Eri Motai.
5:54 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic: guess I can't get any more ready than this
5:54 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Woo
5:54 PM - Eri Motai: did you open up task manager?
5:54 PM - Contractistic the Fantastic has changed their name to Contract King.
5:55 PM - Contract King: won't need it
5:55 PM - Contract King: this computer doesn't suck
5:55 PM - Frigs has changed their name to Eve Ishi.
5:55 PM - Eve Ishi: yay
5:55 PM - Melt: i should get a second monitor so i can have the game on one screen, and my character sheets/rolz on the other
5:55 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I have my Ipad handle the character sheets usually
5:56 PM - Eri Motai: yeah, I'd love that, but my laptop is currently not-portable and is teathered to my bed
5:57 PM - Melt has changed their name to Sarah Salem.
5:57 PM - Contract King: I'd hook up our spare monitor but my monitor takes up literally all the space on the nightstand facing my bed that I use as a desk
5:57 PM - Sarah Salem: i actually have a second monitor
5:57 PM - Sarah Salem: its just hooked up to my parents old shitty computer atm
5:57 PM - Contract King: anyway, let's get our 4th game in a row started
5:57 PM - Sarah Salem: when they throw it out i'll just hook it up whenever :v
6:00 PM - Contract King: Ally, Suzu, Ko and Tami were with you three, and you had just gotten Tami from the hospital after eating some cake
6:00 PM - Contract King: you also ate Satoya's share by accident but oh well
6:00 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Imma stab a nig for that
6:00 PM - Fuck da purrlice: AINT NOBODY
6:00 PM - Eri Motai: (it's ok I have cupcakes for u I still love u <3)
6:00 PM - Fuck da purrlice: (ouo)
6:00 PM - Fuck da purrlice: (Nevfur mind)
6:00 PM - Contract King: you drop the cupcakes in dog poop rip cupcake
6:01 PM - Eri Motai: (noooo my moneeeey)
6:01 PM - Contract King: could just play it off as chocolate icing
6:01 PM - Eve Ishi: (( do it ))
6:01 PM - Eri Motai: (nope didn't happen)
6:01 PM - Eri Motai: (i need them for things anyways)
6:03 PM - Contract King: so yes
6:03 PM - Contract King: ye walk to yonder amusement park, on the outskirts of the 3rd tier, outside the shade of the smaller 2nd tier above
6:04 PM - Contract King: You can see the tall rides and tracks of rollercoasters from here
6:04 PM - Eri Motai: Eri begins to start showing signs of excitement, as she's never had the luxury of going to the amusement park.
6:05 PM - Sarah Salem: Sarah just looks confused.
6:06 PM - Contract King: S: "And here we are! Who's ready for a day of fun?"
6:07 PM - Eri Motai: Eri can barely contain her excitement; her arm waves faster than a dog's tail.
6:08 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve raises her hand sheepishly* "I'll wait for you guys at the bottom of the rides."
6:08 PM - Contract King: A: "You're not getting off that easy, Eevee!"
6:08 PM - Contract King: Ally gets behind and pushes Eve to the front of the park
6:09 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve struggles but eventually gives in and lets Ally push her with a terrified look on her face*
6:11 PM - Contract King: Suzu approaches the ticket stand, leaning on the window near the guy sitting in it like she don't give no fucks
6:11 PM - Contract King: "Hey, Pops! Entrance for, uh, one two three four five, plus myself!"
6:12 PM - Eri Motai: (her dad works the ticket booth? ooooooh)
6:12 PM - Eve Ishi: (( man these three got connections ))
6:13 PM - Contract King: who is Ko connected to? :v
6:13 PM - Sarah Salem: ((the other two girls :v ))
6:13 PM - Eve Ishi: (( ^ ))
6:13 PM - Contract King: :V
6:14 PM - Contract King: The old guy in the ticket booth grins. "Party of six? Sweetie, you're pushing my luck here. At least try not to make this a regular thing, yeah? I could get in some heat with the guys up top if this happens too much."
6:14 PM - Contract King: S: "Yeah yeah, I got it. Come on girls!"
6:15 PM - Eri Motai: Eri follows right behind.
6:16 PM - Sarah Salem: I head in slowly after Eri, staring up at the huge death machines.
6:16 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve just lets Ally keep pushng her*
6:17 PM - Contract King: People; children, parents, couples young and old, are all out in the sun enjoying their day of amusement. Stalls selling overpriced goods, games with cheap prizes, and rides from merry-go-rounds and teacups to giant fukken rollercoasters can be seen from the entrance
6:17 PM - Eri Motai: Eri slaps Sarah on the back, "Hey, I thought speed was your thing!" Eri winks.
6:18 PM - Sarah Salem: I continue staring up at the rides with a wide-eyed "NOPE" look.
6:19 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve turns to Sarah* "W-we can always go on the teacups if y-you know you're too scared..."
6:20 PM - Contract King: S: "You wusses! Let's go! Pick something that isn't lame."
6:20 PM - Eri Motai: Eri points at the second to largest coaster; "How about that?"
6:20 PM - Sarah Salem: "I think I will stay on the ground."
6:21 PM - Eve Ishi: "I'll keep you company so you arn't alone, yeah." *Eve nods repeatedly*
6:22 PM - Contract King: K: "Can we at least... start with the teacups?"
6:22 PM - Contract King: T & S: "Laaaame."
6:23 PM - Eve Ishi: "Maybe we should split up?"
6:23 PM - Eri Motai: "Yeah, Ko can join you and Sarah."
6:24 PM - Eri Motai: "Me, Su, and Tami can do the big rides."
6:25 PM - Eve Ishi: (( and Ally can sit in the corner like a nerd ))
6:25 PM - Sarah Salem: ((apparently :v))
6:26 PM - Contract King: A: "Heeeey! What about meeeee?"
6:26 PM - Eve Ishi: "You can go with them, I wouldn't want you to not have fun because of us."


~~PRIVATE CHAT, Satoya~~

5:57 PM - Contract King: You awaken groggily in the park
2:58 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Unmeguca'd I assume?
5:58 PM - Contract King: mhm
2:58 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Phone on me?
5:58 PM - Contract King: There's like 8 texts on your phone from Ally saying how they were going to hang out with Tami at the hospital and how they got cake and such, and lastly, that they were going to the amusement park. That one wasn't too long ago, actually.
2:59 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Well, Ill just reply with "On my way! :3"
2:59 PM - Fuck da purrlice: But furst
2:59 PM - Fuck da purrlice: To the hospital
3:00 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Princess' room specifically
3:01 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Daaaaan
3:01 PM - Fuck da purrlice: To the hospital
6:01 PM - Contract King: yeah yeah
6:01 PM - Contract King: "So, what is it now?"
3:02 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Well, a few things, have you been watching the news?"
6:02 PM - Contract King: "If you mean the riots, yeah. Lemme guess, your doing? Shit like that doesn't just happen."
3:03 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Hehe, yeah, kinda sorta, cool isnt it!" I smile, because yay fire!
3:04 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "But other than that, I think I can finally get that arm taken care of! Purrmanently!"
6:04 PM - Contract King: "And how do you figure that?"
3:05 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Watch, I think I've finally mastered the art of controlling bones!" I go meguca in the room, standing in my robes with black fur, a few ribs poking out of my chest, and various other bony protusions.
6:05 PM - Contract King: She raises an eyebrow
3:07 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I grin as I put a hand on the prosthetic I created earlier, and focus my magical energy into purrfecting it.
6:07 PM - Contract King: since it's a power I guess you don't really need to roll for it
3:08 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Yup 0u0
6:09 PM - Contract King: So it works only a little worse than a normal arm now and won't get any better
3:09 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I take my hand away with a smirk, looking ovfur my work. "Hows that?"
6:09 PM - Contract King: She works it a bit. "Good enough."
3:10 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Good as it can get actually! Once you get used to it, I'm sure you could even use it in combat!"
3:13 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Now then, that's not even the most interesting thing thats happened. I saw somethings that purrhaps you would be furry interested in!"
6:13 PM - Contract King: She waves her hand in a circle, in a "get on with it" gesture
3:15 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "After the riots, some strange purreople took me away, labcoats, clipboards, the whole nine yards! They told me that if I coopurrated, I would be let free, so I did just that. And, they had some sort of metal, Arcanium I think they said? It could affect magic! Make it stronger or weaker, it was amazing!"
6:15 PM - Contract King: "Magic-affecting metal? Mr. A. would definitely be interested in this... did you happen to nab any?"
3:17 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Nyo, they knocked me out befurr they let me go, I couldn't have taken anything. But I know it's working, thats the whole reason behind the outfit change, and, this!" Satoya spun in a few circles to show off the new rainbows, giving a 'Nya!' or two fur effect
6:18 PM - Contract King: "Uhuh, real fuckin cute. Still, the info's better than nothing I guess."
3:20 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "If I can get a sample or something, I'll make sure to bring it to you! I gotta scampurr, rest up Princess!" I jump out the window, breaking it for the third time in three days, befur heading down to the amusment park
6:21 PM - Contract King: You see a steady stream of people coming and going, but no sign of the others. Probably already inside
3:22 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I run around back and jump a fence!
6:23 PM - Contract King: finesse~
6:23 PM - Contract King: c:
3:23 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 11
3:23 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Butts
3:23 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Unless that passes
6:23 PM - Contract King: fine
6:24 PM - Contract King: it passes, but you look like a complete tard scrambling over it
3:24 PM - Fuck da purrlice: :3
6:24 PM - Contract King: roll again to pass the landing as you slip at the top
6:24 PM - Contract King: c:
3:24 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Satoya is a lil tard cat
3:24 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 9
3:24 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ALWAYS A 9 OR AN 11
6:24 PM - Contract King: you fall on your face and it hurts
6:25 PM - Contract King: alot
3:25 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Nyaw
6:25 PM - Contract King: but you're in
3:25 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Yay
3:26 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Cue me into main chat or what?
6:26 PM - Contract King: eh, why not
6:26 PM - Contract King: you see the others

~~END PRIVATE CHAT, Satoya~~


6:26 PM - Contract King: In scampers a probably unwanted catgirl
6:27 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I run ovfur and tacklehug Ally, coming down a path 'nyan'ing my head off as rainbows trail me
6:27 PM - Fuck da purrlice: :3
6:27 PM - Eve Ishi: (( omg ))
6:27 PM - Contract King: She approaches from a direction that was not from the entrance, but already in the park :v
6:27 PM - Eri Motai: "..."
6:27 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Hiya evfurrybody!"
6:27 PM - Eve Ishi: "Oh."
6:28 PM - Eri Motai: (hey, brb life is happening)
6:28 PM - Contract King: T: "Any reason why she's farting rainbows?"
6:28 PM - Eri Motai: (I won't leave, just put me on autopilot)
6:28 PM - Eri Motai: "So I'm not the only one seeing that?"
6:28 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "You'll nevfur believed what happened, there was a youma, and then I passed out and got catnapped, and I saw some crazy things!"
6:28 PM - Contract King: S: "What's a... youma?"
6:29 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve attempts to run over and cover Satoyas mouth*
6:29 PM - Contract King: K: "Catnapped?!"
6:29 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I lick Eve's hand lightly
6:29 PM - Fuck da purrlice: :3
6:29 PM - Contract King: T: "Wot."
6:29 PM - Eve Ishi: "It's a..EW! I mean it's what we call...uh a...ice cream truck."
6:30 PM - Sarah Salem: ((goddammit))
6:30 PM - Eve Ishi: "Yeah, she saw an icecream truck and got so excited she must have passed out."
6:30 PM - Eve Ishi: (( c: ))
6:30 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I look at Eve as if she was a moron, but sigh and just stand there, mouth still covfurred.
6:30 PM - Contract King: A: "Why do you keep talking about ice cream, Eevee? I have yet to get a single scoop of this ice cream."
6:31 PM - Sarah Salem: I facepalm as the discussion continues.
6:31 PM - Eve Ishi: "Uhm...because... (( my social is 3 Ally god )) you uhh...look really nice today. all of you! lets go on the teacups now."
6:32 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I worm free of Eve's grasp and squeal a bit "Yay, rides!"
6:32 PM - Contract King: T: "...wot."
6:32 PM - Sarah Salem: ((we are the best liars))
6:32 PM - Eve Ishi: (( totally ))
6:32 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((:3))
6:33 PM - Contract King: S: "Ugh, look, if you want to go on your silly teacups, we'll do it. But in return, you're coming on one of the big ones with us!"
6:33 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Oooh, which ones! I love roller coasters!"
6:34 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I have been sneaking into this park fur years, nevfur gets old
6:34 PM - Sarah Salem: (( i wonder how many times you've slept in the park))
6:34 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve whines* "Fiiiine..."
6:35 PM - Contract King: T: "Let's get the spinning vomit machine over with so we can get onto the real stuff, then."
6:35 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I giggle a bit as we all get in line. "Eeeeeeeeve, you baby, I'll buy you ice cream if you make it through!"
6:35 PM - Contract King: A: "When am ~I~ going to get some ice cream?"
6:36 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Ally shh, Ill get evfurryone ice cream!"
6:36 PM - Eve Ishi: "Oh...thanks Satoya." *Eve actually smiles at her for once*
6:37 PM - Eve Ishi: (( im sure that'll change once we find out the reason you have like a million oc ))
6:37 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((Shhhhh))
6:37 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((If you find out ouo))
6:37 PM - Eve Ishi: (( :v ))
6:37 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I pat her head and wait patiently in line
6:38 PM - Eri Motai: (back)
6:39 PM - Eve Ishi: (( welcome back ))
6:39 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "So, what have I missed the past few days?"
6:39 PM - Contract King: It isn't long before the 8 of you cram into a single teacup. This isn't very comfortable really.
6:39 PM - Sarah Salem: "Cake."
6:39 PM - Contract King: Probably not safe either
6:39 PM - Contract King: :v
6:39 PM - Eve Ishi: "And ice cream."
6:39 PM - Fuck da purrlice: You act like I care about safety
6:39 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ouo
6:39 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Tasty!"
6:39 PM - Eri Motai: "Sato, it's only been a day."
6:40 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Shh"
6:40 PM - Sarah Salem: I fidget nervously.
6:40 PM - Contract King: The ride starts, the entire ride begins rotating clockwise
6:40 PM - Eri Motai: (inb4 roll for puke)
6:40 PM - Sarah Salem: ((dont give him ideas))
6:40 PM - Contract King: Ally, Tami and Suzu immediately begin working together to make the teacup spin at mach speed in a counterclockwise direction
6:41 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I join them!
6:41 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Because spinning is fun!
6:41 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve holds herself and closes but smiles anyways*
6:42 PM - Sarah Salem: I attempt to free myself,
6:42 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Oh Christ
6:42 PM - Eri Motai: ((jeezus your gonna be sent to the hospital, again))
6:42 PM - Eve Ishi: (( ^ ))
7:41 PM - Contract King: After spinning on the teacups at mach speed for an hour and probably profusely vomiting thereafter, you wander the park for several hours, occassionally splitting and regrouping, visiting rides of varying intensity and playing games and doing other park-going hoopblah
7:41 PM - Contract King: Then, you come to IT. The biggest, wildest, most loop-de-loopy, tunnely, rad as shit rollercoaster ever
7:42 PM - Contract King: Ally stares at in awe, "ooooooooooo"ing
7:42 PM - Eri Motai: Eri does the thing where she punches her open palm, "So, who's ready?!"
7:42 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve shakes her head* "You guys sure y-you can handle it...?"
7:43 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "OHMYGODYES!" I practically squeal as I look the beast ovfur. "
7:43 PM - Contract King: Ally, Suzu and Tami look at each other, then grin. Ally looks at Eve, Suzu looks at Ko, and Tami looks at Sarah.
7:43 PM - Contract King: Still grinning evily.
7:43 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "This must be new, Ive nevfur been on it, LETS GET IN LINE, NAO!"
7:43 PM - Sarah Salem: I start backing up.
7:43 PM - Eri Motai: "Sick em Tami!"
7:44 PM - Contract King: T: "Nope. You're coming with us, missy."
7:44 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I grab Eevee and dont let go :3
7:44 PM - Eve Ishi: (( and now I have to go eat dinner :v as long as nothing extreme happens dan can take control of me ))
7:44 PM - Eve Ishi: (( shuldn't be too long ))
7:44 PM - Contract King: A: "It's a bonding experience!"
7:44 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Exactly, its fun purreople! Also, I really should get to know the mew girls." :3
7:45 PM - Contract King: S: "You know, I never really noticed, but geez, you reeeally must like cats or something. I mean, you never take those ears off."
7:45 PM - Sarah Salem: "It is a death trap."
7:46 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Oh, they dont come off, one hundred purrcent real!" I lean ovfur to offur her a chance to pet the ears :3
7:46 PM - Contract King: Tami appraises Satoya as well. "Yeah, seriously. And that tail is ridiculous. I didn't even know they sold things like that which move on their own."
7:47 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "And I didn't buy the tail, Ive had these fur, as long as I can remember!"
7:47 PM - Contract King: (since you first became meguca)
7:47 PM - Contract King: :v
7:47 PM - Fuck da purrlice: (Im not going to say that ;3)
7:48 PM - Fuck da purrlice: (Unless the others told them about being magical, but assuming how Eve tried to shut me up earlier, Im assuming I have to bullshit to em))
7:48 PM - Contract King: Suzu looks conflicted, but eventually pokes your ear.
7:48 PM - Eri Motai: ((my dogs want treats, be back in like a minute))
7:48 PM - Sarah Salem: ((pet dog))
7:48 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I nuzzle the hand and purr a bit, smiling. "See, real!"
7:49 PM - Contract King: Suzu looks all "dude what"
7:50 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Some sort of birth defect I guess! I nevfur really questioned it, I mean, its pawesome isnt it!?"
7:50 PM - Contract King: K: "Catgirls are... real? Oh, my."
7:50 PM - Sarah Salem: ((the hunt for catgirl blood begins))
7:51 PM - Eri Motai: (inb4 ryan becomes a celebrity))
7:51 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Well duh! One hundred purrcent real, Im telling you!"
7:51 PM - Contract King: T: "Weeeird."
7:51 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Hey, dont say it like that, its ruuuude! I am nyaaat that weird."
7:53 PM - Contract King: T: "Sorry, but... you're a rainbow-shitting catgirl. That's a liiiitle out of the norm." Tami shrugs
7:53 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "I dont shit rainbows! They just, furrollow me!"
7:53 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I spin a bit, 'nyan'ing once again, to show that I am indeed, nyat shitting rainbows
7:54 PM - Contract King: T: "Close enough."
7:54 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "But yes, other than the ears, and the tail, and the rainbows, I am just your normal, evfurryday girl!"
7:57 PM - Contract King: T: "Riiiight. Well, whatever. We getting on this thing, or what?"
7:57 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((I thought we were waiting in line))
7:58 PM - Eri Motai: "I was born ready." Eri chimes in.
7:58 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Once Eve stops shaking and Ally pins down Sarah!"
7:58 PM - Eve Ishi disconnected.
7:58 PM - Eri Motai: (sleep mode if I had to assume)
7:59 PM - Contract King: brb
7:59 PM - Contract King: don't worry it won't be an hour this time
7:59 PM - Contract King: :v
7:59 PM - Fuck da purrlice: You butts
7:59 PM - Eri Motai: (indeed, I too need to feed this dog with someting)
7:59 PM - Eri Motai: (I'll probably be a minute behind dan)
7:59 PM - Eri Motai: (depending on how brb his brb is)
8:01 PM - Eri Motai: nback
8:01 PM - Eri Motai: my dog just wants leftovers
8:01 PM - Eri Motai: how silly
8:02 PM - Contract King: hi
8:05 PM - Eve Ishi entered chat.
8:05 PM - Eve Ishi: (( eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ))
8:06 PM - Eve Ishi: (( you know, not having steam crash every 5 minutes would be nice ))
8:06 PM - Sarah Salem: (( i think appys back))
8:06 PM - Eve Ishi: (( anyone wanna give me a quick summary of what happened? :o ))
8:06 PM - Sarah Salem: ((nothing))
8:07 PM - Eve Ishi: (( yay ))
8:07 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((I did catgirl things :3))
8:07 PM - Eri Motai: ((Ryan came out of the closet))
8:07 PM - Eri Motai: ((of being a catgirl that is))
8:07 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((With whoever T and K are))
8:07 PM - Contract King: yes
8:07 PM - Contract King: Tami and Ko
8:07 PM - Eve Ishi: (( what ))
8:07 PM - Contract King: you fuckwit
8:07 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((Im sorry I was too busying being kidnapped to socialize))
8:07 PM - Eri Motai: (to be fair, he's had the least amount of time with them)
8:07 PM - Contract King: I guess
8:08 PM - Contract King: so Ally is dragging Eve against her will in line to the super not deadly pants pissing rollercoaster
8:08 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "So Eve and Sarah, you pansies ready to ride this massive coaster!"
8:09 PM - Contract King: Suzu's doing the same to Ko and Tami is shoving Sarah
8:09 PM - Sarah Salem: Fuck that, I resist :v
8:09 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I give Tami a hand because Sarah is being a butt
8:09 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 0u0
8:09 PM - Contract King: awye then
8:09 PM - Contract King: Ryan, Data, physical rolls!
8:10 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 11
8:10 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I swear to go
8:10 PM - Fuck da purrlice: d
8:10 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Every roll
8:10 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 9 or 11
8:10 PM - Contract King: :v
8:10 PM - Eve Ishi: (( 911 ))
8:10 PM - Contract King: HAHHA
8:10 PM - Eve Ishi: (( illuminati ))
8:10 PM - Fuck da purrlice: TITTIES
8:10 PM - Sarah Salem: ((hoo ha hua! ladies.))
8:10 PM - Contract King: YOU COULDN'T EVEN BEAT TAMI
8:10 PM - Contract King: let alone Tami and Satoya combined
8:10 PM - Sarah Salem: (( which one is she again))
8:11 PM - Contract King: blondie
8:11 PM - Eri Motai: (she's the slightly bitchy one)
8:11 PM - Sarah Salem: (( oh yeah ))
8:11 PM - Eve Ishi: (( blondy who totes has a crush on Eri ))
8:11 PM - Contract King: kinda tall blonde
8:11 PM - Contract King: Suzu's the really tall flatchest
8:11 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((Because bustsize defines who they are as a character))
8:11 PM - Contract King: And Ko is average with brown hair
8:11 PM - Contract King: It's anime, of course it defines them
8:12 PM - Eri Motai: (hey man, sometimes these characters are only defined by their tits (or lack of tem))
8:12 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Nyaw yeah sister! We're dragging miss yankee on the screaming metal death trap!"
8:13 PM - Eve Ishi: (( I feel like the whole flatchest thing is going to be important ))
8:13 PM - Sarah Salem: (( it won't be :v))
8:13 PM - Sarah Salem: ((appy just likes noting tits))
8:13 PM - Eve Ishi: (( ohmai ))
8:13 PM - Contract King: unless someone wants to get a bust-increasing magic power, no, it won't matter :v
8:13 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((Dat DFC))
8:13 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((Also Christ dont give them ideas))
8:14 PM - Contract King: I should be worrying about YOU getting the idea
8:14 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Both of my powers are kickass
8:14 PM - Eri Motai: ((manipulate light to magnify breasts, amazing idea))
8:14 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Nightmare control and Bone manipulation
8:14 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I am a Nekomancer not a Breast sorcerer
8:14 PM - Eri Motai: ((11/10 solves everything))
8:14 PM - Sarah Salem: ((i got dream walker and gottagofast))
8:15 PM - Sarah Salem: ((im going to krueger the SHIT out of you))
8:15 PM - Contract King: You all board and are strapped into your seats, against your will or otherwise
8:15 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Who is sitting with whom?
8:15 PM - Contract King: hmm
8:15 PM - Contract King: Ally is with Eve
8:15 PM - Contract King: You two can call a buddy :v
8:15 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Hmm
8:16 PM - Contract King: three actually whoops
8:16 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I'll take blonde, she seems fun
8:16 PM - Contract King: Satoya is sitting with Tami
8:16 PM - Eri Motai: I'll take Suzu.
8:16 PM - Contract King: That leaves Eri and Sarah to sit with Suzu and Ko, unless you sit with each other
8:16 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Hiya!" I sit excititedly in my seat, waiting for things to get started
8:17 PM - Sarah Salem: I'll go ahead and sit with Ko :v
8:17 PM - Eri Motai: (Ryan, you better sit in the back, I don't want your rainbow trail all up in mah face :P)
8:18 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((Shh too late))
8:18 PM - Contract King: T: "Hey, catgirl. Keep that rainbow of yours out of my face during the ride, yeah?"
8:18 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Nyaw, I'll try, not exactly something I can control!"
8:18 PM - Contract King: T: "And next time you bring a stolen cub into my family's coffee shop, I'm calling the cops."
8:19 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Okay, you have rights to be mad at that"
8:19 PM - Eri Motai: (how friendly :T)
8:19 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Purrobably wont happen again"
8:19 PM - Contract King: Satoya and Tami took the front seat, Ally and Eve the second, Ko and Sarah the third and Eri and Suzu got last
8:20 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((:V))
8:21 PM - Contract King: The cart clanks as it starts off slow, going straight
8:21 PM - Contract King: Ally is vibrating in excitement
8:21 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve immediately starts screaming*
8:21 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I grin and drum my fingers on the restraint in anticipation as I look down.
8:22 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "I'd say I can see my house from here, but I dont have one!"
8:22 PM - Eri Motai: (don't you live at eve's now?)
8:22 PM - Sarah Salem: ((he still hasnt been there))
8:22 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((I dont know where that is, yet))
8:22 PM - Eri Motai: ((ah))
8:22 PM - Contract King: It then goes upwards. Really, really high upwards.
8:22 PM - Eve Ishi: (( oh god yeah I never showed you ))
8:22 PM - Contract King: :v
8:23 PM - Eve Ishi: (( you were too busy killing people :v ))
8:23 PM - Contract King: It crests the top and pauses
8:23 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Nyaaaaw yeah, here it cooooooomes!"
8:23 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eves still screaming*
8:23 PM - Contract King: then slowly drops, increasing speed exponentially before it's going 2fast4u
8:24 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I throw my hands back and squeal with glee!
8:24 PM - Contract King: It swoops, swerves, and loops for some time, the wind howling in your ears
8:24 PM - Sarah Salem: I shut my eyes and hold myself perfectly still.
8:24 PM - Eri Motai: (hey brb this dog still doesn't have what she wants)
8:24 PM - Eri Motai: (jeez so needy)
8:25 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "OHMYGODTHISISPURRRRRRRRFEEEEEEEEECT!"
8:25 PM - Contract King: On a particular drop, the track goes under"ground", into a tunnel built into the ground of the tier between tiers 3 and 4
8:26 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I start screaming as well, though out of joy, not terror
8:26 PM - Eri Motai: Eri just tries to maintain her composure.
8:26 PM - Contract King: now it loops around in darkness for a time, until a blue light appears ahead
8:27 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I am having the time of my life ovfur here!
8:28 PM - Contract King: The train enters the light, and it's blue glow reveals the park again
8:28 PM - Contract King: though, strangely, it appears to be night
8:29 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I dont appear to notice, or care! :3
8:29 PM - Eve Ishi: (( ruh roh ))
8:29 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve's probably to busy screaming with her eyes closed to notice*
8:29 PM - Contract King: There are no people on the ground below, though the rides and lights are still on and moving
8:29 PM - Eri Motai: "Uh, Suzu? I didn't fall asleep did I?"
8:29 PM - Sarah Salem: My eyes are closed, can't see shit cap'n.
8:29 PM - Fuck da purrlice: See above reply
8:30 PM - Contract King: S: "I don't remember this being part of the ride..."
8:30 PM - Eve Ishi: (( are we on mr. bones wild ride ))
8:31 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Who cares! Its pawesome!"
8:31 PM - Contract King: On a track parallel to yours, another cart rides along next to yours
8:31 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Oh, that, may not be pawesome"
8:31 PM - Eve Ishi disconnected.
8:31 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((Well then))
8:31 PM - Sarah Salem: ((does the ride ever end))
8:32 PM - Contract King: The cart is empty, except for the front seat, in which is seated a large humanoid figure with a head far too large
8:32 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Eve, Eri, Sarah, I think its time fur ice cream!"
8:32 PM - Eve Ishi entered chat.
8:32 PM - Sarah Salem: ((the ride does  not in fact, ever end))
8:32 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 7:32 PM - Eve Ishi disconnected.
7:32 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((Well then))
7:32 PM - Sarah Salem: ((does the ride ever end))
7:32 PM - Contract King: The cart is empty, except for the front seat, in which is seated a large humanoid figure with a head far too large
7:32 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Eve, Eri, Sarah, I think its time fur ice cream!"
8:32 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((Fur Eevee))
8:33 PM - Eve Ishi: (( tankuuu ))
8:33 PM - Contract King: it turns its large head slowly over to face you, and it appears to be wearing a clown mask
8:33 PM - Sarah Salem: I pop my eyes open and swivel over to take a look at the clown-masked freak.
8:33 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I try to pry the restraining bar off of me
8:33 PM - Contract King: the mask's facial expression changes from a neutral face to a manaical grin as its eyes light up, literally
8:34 PM - Eve Ishi: "WHAT DO YU ME-" *Eve finally opens her eyes and see's the clown*
8:34 PM - Contract King: T: "...definitely not part of the ride. W-what's going on?"
8:34 PM - Eri Motai: Eri shakes her head and sighs. "Tami, do you not remember anything last night?"
8:34 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Nothing to worry about bitchtits, just sit back and enjoy the ride!"
8:34 PM - Contract King: T: "Uh, d-didn't the rioters attack the shop?"
8:35 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Dan, I attempt to get out of the harness/whatever is holding me in the car
8:35 PM - Eri Motai: "I have a feeling that it wasn't rioters."
8:35 PM - Sarah Salem: I push open the harness as well
8:35 PM - Contract King: The harnesses open up without resistance
8:36 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I get a good footing befur transforming, though, a bit diffurently
8:36 PM - Eve Ishi: (( can I use sorcery to strap the non-megucas into the cars? ))
8:36 PM - Sarah Salem: I mimc Satoya's movements, transforming while standing as best I can.
8:36 PM - Eri Motai: I get up, and don yon uniform. "Hopefully this is just a cruel joke, or else I have some explaining I have to do."
8:36 PM - Contract King: I've no complaints with that, Eve
8:37 PM - Sarah Salem: ((is it a good idea to trap them in place?))
8:37 PM - Eri Motai: ((the coaster IS moving))
8:37 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Satoya's fur is dark black, and across her body, bone spurts through the skin, making her cringe quite a bit as horns, spines, and various other bony protrusions make their way through her skin.
8:37 PM - Eri Motai: "Sato...!"
8:37 PM - Eve Ishi: (( let me check what the target number was real quick ))
8:38 PM - Contract King: K & A: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
8:38 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I grin as I reach to my back and pull a spine out, holding it like a sword. "Whats the matter Eri? Not a fan of the mew look?"
8:38 PM - Sarah Salem: I stare at Satoya questioningly, before shaking my head and pulling my polearm out of nowhere.
8:38 PM - Contract King: S & T: "WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUU"
8:38 PM - Eri Motai: "It's just... not your usual self."
8:38 PM - Sarah Salem: ((are we having a technical trainfight? trainfights are cool))
8:38 PM - Eve Ishi: (( woop ))
8:39 PM - Eve Ishi: ( I got a 15 so I pass)
8:39 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "A mew look, for a few mew tricks up my sleeve is all"
8:39 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve megucas up, then straps in the non-megucas with clovers*
8:39 PM - Contract King: Eve straps the nonguca's down in their seats with strings of clovers
8:40 PM - Contract King: Initative rolls, ppl~
8:40 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Finesse rolls?
8:40 PM - Sarah Salem: ((16))
8:40 PM - Sarah Salem: ((physical))
8:40 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((FUCKING ELEVEN))
8:40 PM - Eve Ishi: ((13 ))
8:40 PM - Eve Ishi: (( HAH ))
8:40 PM - Sarah Salem: ((better than the string of nines i usually roll :v))
8:41 PM - Contract King: guess everyone goes first :v
8:42 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Can I summon a bone titan? Or is there not enough room?
8:42 PM - Contract King: Um, murrican goes first
8:42 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I know, Im just askign
8:42 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Asking*
8:42 PM - Fuck da purrlice: So I know this before I decide what to do
8:42 PM - Contract King: sure, you can summon it in the youma's cart
8:42 PM - Sarah Salem: I hop over to the other cart, stabbing at the clown as soon as I'm there.
8:44 PM - Contract King: k, roll to attack then
8:44 PM - Sarah Salem: ((fifteen))
8:44 PM - Contract King: I see a 6~
8:44 PM - Contract King: pfft
8:44 PM - Sarah Salem: ((16))
8:45 PM - Contract King: beats its 12
8:45 PM - Contract King: damage
8:46 PM - Contract King: roll damage m8
8:46 PM - Sarah Salem: ((sorry))
8:46 PM - Sarah Salem: ((10))
8:46 PM - Contract King: what's your attack score? 8?
8:46 PM - Sarah Salem: ((yep)
8:46 PM - Contract King: gotcha
8:48 PM - Contract King: Sarah makes a solid stab into the gut of the clown
8:48 PM - Contract King: it laughs a creepy clown laugh
8:49 PM - Contract King: next
8:49 PM - Eve Ishi: (( me I think? ))
8:49 PM - Contract King: Eri
8:49 PM - Contract King: then you
8:49 PM - Eve Ishi: (( ahhh k ))
8:49 PM - Eri Motai: (yup
8:51 PM - Eri Motai: I roll to clone myself sitting in all the cars.
8:51 PM - Contract King: roll then
8:52 PM - Eri Motai: super crit holy wow
8:52 PM - Eri Motai: double oc go~
8:52 PM - Eri Motai: 26 total
8:52 PM - Sarah Salem: ((rad))
8:52 PM - Eri Motai: lets see how many clones
8:53 PM - Eve Ishi: (( wowie ))
8:53 PM - Eri Motai: basically I have 1d6+4 clones
8:53 PM - Contract King: +1 for every 3 over the TN we set
8:53 PM - Contract King: which I think was 14
8:53 PM - Eri Motai: yup
8:53 PM - Eri Motai: exactly
8:53 PM - Eri Motai: 7
8:54 PM - Eri Motai: very middle of the road
8:54 PM - Sarah Salem: ((groovy))
8:54 PM - Eri Motai: I'm number 8
8:54 PM - Contract King: rodger dodger
8:55 PM - Contract King: Eve's up
8:55 PM - Eve Ishi: (( dangzey ))
8:55 PM - Eri Motai: "Ok everybody, this is your captain speaking; if this is some kind of sick joke I guess everyone's gonna be confused by the time we pull up to the station, if not, I'm going to need you girls to stay in the cars for as long as you can."
8:56 PM - Eve Ishi: so hex-wize how far am I fro mthe head?
8:56 PM - Contract King: 3, the tracks aren't that far apart
8:57 PM - Eri Motai: ((also this regen ability should allow me to keep up the ruse for a while, so I'll try and keep the clones up for as long as I can))
8:57 PM - Contract King: regen ability?
8:57 PM - Sarah Salem: ((its an effect))
8:57 PM - Eri Motai: ((I picked another general skill with my 1 xp))
8:57 PM - Contract King: that the +1 resolve each turn I think?
8:57 PM - Sarah Salem: ((regeneration or some such))
8:57 PM - Eri Motai: ((yup))
8:57 PM - Eve Ishi: Aight, I'll jump one cart back then use clover field
8:58 PM - Sarah Salem: ((that movie was awful why would you want to use it for anything))
8:58 PM - Eve Ishi: So the nonmegucas are safe :v
8:58 PM - Eri Motai: ((he's trying to scare the monster with excess shaky cam))
8:58 PM - Eve Ishi: (( obvs ))
8:58 PM - Sarah Salem: ((but we already saw the monsters face))
8:59 PM - Contract King: shut up and roll
8:59 PM - Eri Motai: ((it didn't work on theater goers, so I don't think it'll work on a monster))
8:59 PM - Eve Ishi: (( support roll? ))
8:59 PM - Contract King: think so
8:59 PM - Contract King: if that's not the attack one
9:00 PM - Sarah Salem: ((i'd just like to apologize in advance if i fail a support roll, the stat for that is 2 atm))
9:01 PM - Contract King: you won't be making many things that require support rolls
9:01 PM - Contract King: except your shield move
9:01 PM - Contract King: Eeveeeeeeee
9:02 PM - Eve Ishi: 15
9:02 PM - Eve Ishi: but we didn't really put a tn for it :v
9:03 PM - Contract King: lessay 13?
9:03 PM - Contract King: pass either way
9:03 PM - Eve Ishi: sure
9:03 PM - Contract King: and that makes anything in the cloud have -2 hit chance iirc
9:04 PM - Eve Ishi: (( so now the monster has -2 chance to hit everyone ))
9:04 PM - Eve Ishi: (( ye ))
9:04 PM - Contract King: wait
9:04 PM - Fuck da purrlice: It gives everything in the cloud -2 to hit?
9:04 PM - Contract King: you're making a field of clovers to blind the thing
9:04 PM - Contract King: but
9:04 PM - Contract King: it's on a rollercoaster
9:04 PM - Contract King: and it's moving
9:04 PM - Contract King: and so are you
9:04 PM - Fuck da purrlice: :V
9:04 PM - Eve Ishi: inertia
9:05 PM - Eve Ishi: shhh
9:05 PM - Contract King: wat
9:05 PM - Sarah Salem: ((wut))
9:05 PM - Contract King: I don't think that's how it be
9:05 PM - Eve Ishi: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
9:05 PM - Contract King: but I guess I'll let it slide because magic
9:05 PM - Eve Ishi: c:
9:05 PM - Eri Motai: ((nigga it's like razor leaf that shit don't miss eva))
9:06 PM - Contract King: Now it's Satoya's turn
9:06 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Woo
9:06 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Nyow then, saved the best fur last!"
9:06 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I raise a bone titan on the other cart
9:07 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Roll or anything stopping me?
9:07 PM - Contract King: nothing's stopping you
9:07 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 15
9:08 PM - Contract King: pass, then
9:08 PM - Contract King: you raise a bone titan on the cart behind the youma
9:08 PM - Fuck da purrlice: And thats all I can do cant I?
9:08 PM - Contract King: ye
9:08 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Right
9:08 PM - Fuck da purrlice: End turn
9:09 PM - Contract King: Youma's turn~
9:10 PM - Contract King: The clown stands from its seat and faces you
9:11 PM - Contract King: reaching a hand behind its back, it brings in front of it a knife
9:11 PM - Contract King: it throws this in the air, reaches behind it again, and pulls out a grenade
9:11 PM - Contract King: then it tosses that, catches the knife, and throws it again
9:11 PM - Sarah Salem: ((is it juggling deudly weponz))
9:11 PM - Eri Motai: (ye)
9:11 PM - Contract King: before it catches the grenade, it reaches behind itself again and pulls out a revved chainsaw
9:11 PM - Contract King: then it starts juggling these
9:11 PM - Eve Ishi: (( beautiful ))
9:12 PM - Contract King: rollin to see which it throws~
9:12 PM - Contract King: And the winner is, the grenade!
9:12 PM - Eri Motai: (sheet)
9:12 PM - Contract King: shame you're all extremely close together and with civvies
9:12 PM - Contract King: c:
9:12 PM - Fuck da purrlice: (I got this)
9:12 PM - Fuck da purrlice: CAN I CATCH THE GRENADE
9:13 PM - Eve Ishi: (( :v ))
9:13 PM - Sarah Salem: ((i would've done that, but i'm on his cart so i can't reach it :v))
9:13 PM - Contract King: gonna have to roll damned good
9:13 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Wait
9:14 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Can I use my bone manipulation to extend my fingers or something?
9:14 PM - Contract King: 22 on the toss of the grenade
9:14 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Making it slightly less hard
9:14 PM - Fuck da purrlice: DAMN
9:14 PM - Contract King: you manipulate dead matter, not living
9:14 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I have the undead change when I'm transformed
9:14 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 0u0
9:14 PM - Eve Ishi: can I clash
9:15 PM - Eve Ishi: like hit it back at it or something
9:15 PM - Fuck da purrlice: It techincally is dead matter
9:16 PM - Contract King: no you can't extend your fingers
9:16 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Nyaw
9:16 PM - Fuck da purrlice: What do I roll then, defense?
9:16 PM - Eri Motai: (can I deflect the grenade with a cupcake? :P)
9:16 PM - Contract King: it throws the nade at Eve
9:16 PM - Contract King: and yes you can clash it
9:16 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Butt
9:16 PM - Fuck da purrlice: s
9:17 PM - Sarah Salem: how far are the carts from each other
9:17 PM - Sarah Salem: in actual measurements, not hexes :v
9:17 PM - Contract King: each hex is a meter, do the math
9:17 PM - Sarah Salem: that doesn't help if you dont tell me how far they are in hexes :v
9:18 PM - Contract King: eve, are you clashing with attack?
9:18 PM - Contract King: 3 is your attack stat? :V
9:18 PM - Eri Motai: (it was 3 hexes away)
9:18 PM - Eve Ishi disconnected.
9:18 PM - Sarah Salem: ((rip))
9:18 PM - Eri Motai: (everytime)
9:19 PM - Eri Motai: (also darn, if he tossed the knife, I coulda fried/exploded the other two items)
9:19 PM - Eve Ishi entered chat.
9:19 PM - Eve Ishi: (( so I spent both my luck ))
9:20 PM - Eve Ishi: (( gunna take an oc ))
9:20 PM - Sarah Salem: ((why didn't i just stop time and attempt to place the nade by the clown))
9:20 PM - Eri Motai: (because game mechanics)
9:20 PM - Contract King: because your turn is over :v
9:20 PM - Sarah Salem: ((true :v))
9:20 PM - Contract King: 2 OC and you still only have 16
9:20 PM - Contract King: better roll a 6 of you won't clash it :v
9:20 PM - Eri Motai: hold on
9:20 PM - Eri Motai: what was her roll?
9:20 PM - Eve Ishi: (( nah I spent both my luck and 1 oc ))
9:21 PM - Contract King: oo
9:21 PM - Sarah Salem: ((you can still OC yknow :v))
9:21 PM - Eri Motai: hold on
9:21 PM - Eve Ishi: (( i am T.T ))
9:21 PM - Eri Motai: i could make your roll better
9:21 PM - Contract King: wait I only see 2 rolls, meaning both your luck
9:21 PM - Sarah Salem: ((all aboard the fallout train))
9:21 PM - Eve Ishi: (( oh shit yeah ))
9:21 PM - Contract King: so you can still oc 3 times
9:21 PM - Eve Ishi: (( I did 2d6 tho ))
9:21 PM - Eve Ishi: (( used both my luck in one roll ))
9:22 PM - Contract King: um, 2d6+3
9:22 PM - Contract King: that's a normal attack roll
9:22 PM - Contract King: :v
9:22 PM - Contract King: which you do to clash
9:22 PM - Eve Ishi: (( after that tho ))
9:22 PM - Contract King: oooh that's a 2d6
9:22 PM - Eve Ishi: (( ye ))
9:22 PM - Contract King: stop confusing me then
9:22 PM - Contract King: so you can still oc twice
9:22 PM - Eri Motai: (hey, I can change your low rolls
9:22 PM - Eve Ishi: (( eri cn make my 2 a 6 tho I tihnk ))
9:22 PM - Eve Ishi: (( ye go for it mang ))
9:23 PM - Eri Motai: I can make your 8 a 10, and your 2 a 3
9:23 PM - Contract King: roll if you want to smack this nade back :v
9:23 PM - Eri Motai: and you still have 2 more ocs
9:23 PM - Eri Motai: I thought
9:23 PM - Eve Ishi: (( I do :v ))
9:23 PM - Eve Ishi: (( so with your help we're at ))
9:23 PM - Eri Motai: 17
9:24 PM - Eri Motai: no
9:24 PM - Eri Motai: wait
9:24 PM - Eri Motai: 18
9:24 PM - Eri Motai: no 19 fuck
9:24 PM - Eve Ishi: 21 now
9:24 PM - Eve Ishi: godamnit
9:24 PM - Eri Motai: 22
9:24 PM - Eri Motai: actually
9:24 PM - Contract King: omg lrn2math
9:24 PM - Eve Ishi: oh
9:24 PM - Eve Ishi: :v
9:24 PM - Eri Motai: (10+3+6+3)
9:24 PM - Sarah Salem: ((ie you KINDA clashed it))
9:25 PM - Eve Ishi: yaaaaay
9:25 PM - Contract King: bout that
9:25 PM - Contract King: it OCs
9:25 PM - Contract King: c;
9:25 PM - Eve Ishi: fhuwfbuwe
9:25 PM - Contract King: now it's got 25
9:25 PM - Eve Ishi: I oc
9:25 PM - Eri Motai: (roll 6 damnit)
9:26 PM - Eve Ishi: hah
9:26 PM - Eve Ishi: 27
9:26 PM - Contract King: eh, fine, you win :v
9:26 PM - Eve Ishi: <3
9:26 PM - Contract King: Still juggling the knife and chainsaw, the clown throws the grenade
9:26 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((Aaaaaah, I get to steal an HD TV to use as a dual monitor))
9:26 PM - Contract King: Eve whacks it back
9:26 PM - Contract King: it hits it back again
9:26 PM - Contract King: Eve whacks it back once more
9:26 PM - Contract King: then it explodes
9:27 PM - Contract King: next to Sarah and the titan
9:27 PM - Contract King: and itself
9:27 PM - Contract King: c:
9:27 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Nice one
9:27 PM - Eve Ishi: (( gomen ))
9:27 PM - Eri Motai: (hey, it was going one of two places :P)
9:27 PM - Contract King: the titan, Sarah and itself take 10 damage
9:27 PM - Fuck da purrlice: And you killed my Titan
9:27 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ALSO YOU COULD HAVE THROWN IT OVERBOARD
9:27 PM - Sarah Salem: ((there goes half my hp))
9:28 PM - Eve Ishi: (( it was the titan or the civies :v ))
9:28 PM - Fuck da purrlice: The park is empty, throwing it to the ground would be nothing!
9:28 PM - Eve Ishi: (( well ))
9:28 PM - Sarah Salem: ((actually i can roll defense cant i?))
9:28 PM - Eve Ishi: (( I wanted to look cool ))
9:28 PM - Eve Ishi: (( c: ))
9:28 PM - Fuck da purrlice: (Can the Titan defense roll?))
9:29 PM - Contract King: can't roll defense against it because it wasn't really a direct attack against you, and really are you gonna defense past 25 :v
9:29 PM - Sarah Salem: (( i can try :v))
9:29 PM - Sarah Salem: ((but ok))
9:29 PM - Contract King: Anyway it's your turn, unless you really want to try rolling 25
9:29 PM - Contract King: and risking 3 OC for nothing
9:29 PM - Sarah Salem: yeah nah :v
9:29 PM - Sarah Salem: hrmm
9:30 PM - Eri Motai: (what is your defense stat at anyways?)
9:30 PM - Sarah Salem: (( 4, same as it always is))
9:30 PM - Sarah Salem: anyway, im gonna do a hypercharge :v
9:30 PM - Eri Motai: (with so much armor, you defense is kinda crap :P)
9:30 PM - Sarah Salem: ((outfits are outfits))
9:31 PM - Contract King: it's magical armor, just for show :v
9:31 PM - Sarah Salem: ((dont judge me :v))
9:31 PM - Sarah Salem: ((mmk, gonna OC that))
9:31 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((I have 6 defense and Im in robes :V))
9:31 PM - Eri Motai: (where's your + at?)
9:31 PM - Eri Motai: (on my screen, it's;)
9:31 PM - Contract King: shush and do something
9:31 PM - Sarah Salem: ((it isnt))
9:31 PM - Sarah Salem: ((negated by hypercharge :v))
9:32 PM - Contract King: so you're hypercharging?
9:32 PM - Sarah Salem: 11'll have to do it
9:32 PM - Sarah Salem: yeah
9:32 PM - Contract King: 11 won't do it because it has 12 defense
9:32 PM - Sarah Salem: actually ill make this a knights charge
9:32 PM - Sarah Salem: raising it to 12
9:32 PM - Sarah Salem: that work? :v
9:32 PM - Contract King: need to BEAT 12 to damage it
9:32 PM - Sarah Salem: ah fuck, ill just fail the attack :v
9:33 PM - Contract King: man you've got 5/6 chance of passing
9:33 PM - Eri Motai: (why do that? you're only one oc away)
9:33 PM - Contract King: thems is good odds to me
9:33 PM - Sarah Salem: ((because if i keep wracking up fury oc ill just be keeping my wounds :v))
9:33 PM - Contract King: shit you never vented that did you
9:33 PM - Eve Ishi: (( wait ))
9:33 PM - Sarah Salem: ((this -2 sucks ass, but it goes away next game))
9:33 PM - Eri Motai: (shift your stats around u dummy)
9:33 PM - Contract King: god damn
9:33 PM - Eve Ishi: (( cant I assist ))
9:34 PM - Sarah Salem: ((i vented it :v))
9:34 PM - Sarah Salem: ((anyway, next persons go))
9:34 PM - Eve Ishi: (( if I assist you get a +2 tho ))
9:34 PM - Contract King: Eri
9:34 PM - Eri Motai: If it's possible, I'll attempt to cloak the train we're on.
9:35 PM - Contract King: what would that accomplish
9:35 PM - Eri Motai: (it's gonna be a hard roll)
9:35 PM - Contract King: besides making you look like you're floating
9:35 PM - Sarah Salem: ((floating people covered in clovers))
9:35 PM - Sarah Salem: ((sounds like my kinda party))
9:35 PM - Eri Motai: I mean, the whole thing
9:35 PM - Eri Motai: Everyone, poof, gone
9:35 PM - Contract King: if it's 14 to cloak yourself, it's gonna be well over 20 to cloak it all
9:36 PM - Eri Motai: Welp, I guess it's time to pull out my new free action move then :P
9:36 PM - Contract King: that being...?
9:36 PM - Eri Motai: I'll activate Full Drive
9:36 PM - Contract King: ah
9:36 PM - Eri Motai: (Full Drive: At any time, you may choose to enter Full Drive mode. While in Full Drive mode, you gain a +2 bonus to all Magical Challenges, a +1 bonus to the damage afflicted by attacks, and must roll an additional 1d6 on every Magical Challenge, dropping the lowest die. However, whenever you gain Overcharge by rolling a 6 on a Magical Challenge, you lose 2 Resolve. You may end Full Drive mode at the beginning of your turn, but may not re-enter it for the duration of the combat.)
9:36 PM - Sarah Salem: ((he went super saiyan))
9:37 PM - Eve Ishi: (( wowie ))
9:37 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((WE CAN DO THAT))
9:37 PM - Eri Motai: ((only I can u silly))
9:37 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((TITS ON A STICK I KNOW WHAT IM DOING))
9:37 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((Oh))
9:37 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((Nyaw))
9:37 PM - Contract King: pretty sure it's a striker only move
9:37 PM - Contract King: so you want to try cloaking it all?
9:37 PM - Eri Motai: ok, attempt to cloak everyone, go
9:38 PM - Contract King: it'll be TN24
9:38 PM - Eri Motai: ok, this is gonna be hard, but I'll try
9:38 PM - Eve Ishi: you tried
9:39 PM - Sarah Salem: ((so hard))
9:39 PM - Eri Motai: I wish I could see what my 2d6 were
9:39 PM - Sarah Salem: ((you click the result))
9:39 PM - Eri Motai: (ok, I have 17 to start with)
9:39 PM - Contract King: hover over it
9:39 PM - Eri Motai: (2 replaces my 1)
9:40 PM - Contract King: such improvement
9:40 PM - Eri Motai: (lets oc and luck the shit out of it)
9:40 PM - Contract King: gj
9:40 PM - Eri Motai: luck is 2
9:40 PM - Eri Motai: 19
9:40 PM - Sarah Salem: ((ignore this roll im making, just testing out macros))
9:40 PM - Eri Motai: (gotta get 6 out of 3 ocs)
9:40 PM - Sarah Salem: ((radical))
9:41 PM - Eri Motai: ((25))
9:41 PM - Contract King: hit it
9:42 PM - Contract King: but remember, if the train gets hit, it turns visible again
9:42 PM - Eri Motai: ((it's fine, better for him to have a hard time hitting it))
9:42 PM - Contract King: Eve's turn then
9:43 PM - Eve Ishi: well clover field wears off
9:43 PM - Eri Motai: gonna drop my clones btw
9:43 PM - Eri Motai: since we're invisible
9:43 PM - Eri Motai: or wait
9:43 PM - Eri Motai: I"ll just keep em for the time being
9:43 PM - Eri Motai: I don't think I can remove em unless it's the beginning of my turn anyways
9:43 PM - Eve Ishi: I'll use cleansing light
9:44 PM - Contract King: effect?
9:44 PM - Eve Ishi: ye it uses support instead of attack and if I hit the monster gets -1 to all attack and -1 to all damage it deals until the end of its next turn
9:44 PM - Contract King: kay
9:45 PM - Contract King: go 4 it
9:45 PM - Eve Ishi: 12 :v
9:45 PM - Contract King: matches its defense, no effect
9:45 PM - Eve Ishi: goshdarnit
9:45 PM - Eri Motai: oc it perhaps?
9:46 PM - Eve Ishi: used em all :v
9:46 PM - Eri Motai: 3 per turn I htough
9:46 PM - Contract King: um, you can oc
9:46 PM - Eve Ishi: you guys can assist me tho and give it a +2
9:46 PM - Contract King: that's 3 per turn
9:46 PM - Eve Ishi: oh what
9:46 PM - Contract King: dummy
9:46 PM - Eve Ishi: oh yeah
9:46 PM - Contract King: :v
9:46 PM - Eve Ishi: aight guess ill oc
9:46 PM - Eve Ishi: 2
9:46 PM - Eve Ishi: so 14
9:47 PM - Contract King: pass, then :v
9:47 PM - Eri Motai: I forgot to mention
9:47 PM - Eve Ishi: 7 damage
9:47 PM - Eri Motai: my invis ability gives everyone cloaked +2 to their attack
9:48 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Damage or to hit?
9:48 PM - Eve Ishi: oh wait
9:48 PM - Eri Motai: Attacking an unaware opponent while invisible grants +2 to your Attack.
9:48 PM - Eri Motai: is what it says
9:48 PM - Contract King: well it's pretty damned aware
9:48 PM - Sarah Salem: ((telling AFTER she overcharges :v))
9:48 PM - Contract King: so no, no bonus
9:49 PM - Eri Motai: (when is a creature unaware even?)
9:49 PM - Sarah Salem: ((at least you wont be attacked while you're invisible, probs :v))
9:49 PM - Sarah Salem: ((when you sneak up on it))
9:49 PM - Eri Motai: (we've never snuck up on anything :/)
9:49 PM - Fuck da purrlice: (I snuck up on that lion ouo)
9:49 PM - Contract King: so it takes 7 damage and it gets -1 to all attacks and -1 to damage
9:49 PM - Sarah Salem: ((thats because generally they findu s :V))
9:49 PM - Fuck da purrlice: (And den I stoled him ouo)
9:49 PM - Eve Ishi: oh wait
9:50 PM - Eve Ishi: i get +1 to all support challenges
9:50 PM - Eve Ishi: im a tactician
9:50 PM - Eri Motai: (you gotta remember this stuff)
9:50 PM - Eri Motai: (u silly)
9:50 PM - Eve Ishi: (( I know T.T ))
9:50 PM - Contract King: are we done with these dumb details or can Satoya go now :v
9:50 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Yes I have a turn to do :V
9:50 PM - Eve Ishi: (( gooo kitty go ))
9:50 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Right then
9:51 PM - Fuck da purrlice: IM GOING TO FINISHING ATTACK THIS BITCH
9:51 PM - Eri Motai: (beat the shit out of it so we can go home already)
9:51 PM - Fuck da purrlice: GRAND BARRAGE
9:51 PM - Contract King: you guys were plebbing around so much and not even attacking
9:51 PM - Sarah Salem: ((its not gonna die :v))
9:51 PM - Fuck da purrlice: AN UNCLASHABLE ATTACK, THAT IF I UNDERSTAND, DOESN'T HAVE THE OPPONENT ROLL DEFENSE
9:52 PM - Contract King: well, roll
9:53 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 14
9:53 PM - Contract King: damage
9:54 PM - Contract King: no way your attack is 10 unless you're including buffs in that 5
9:54 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Its +4 damage
9:54 PM - Fuck da purrlice: So 1d6+9
9:54 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Err
9:54 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Not +9
9:54 PM - Fuck da purrlice: +7
9:54 PM - Contract King: uh no
9:54 PM - Contract King: it's plus half attack
9:54 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Yes
9:54 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Half of my attack is 25
9:54 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 2.5
9:55 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Rounded up IIRC
9:55 PM - Fuck da purrlice: plus +4 for being a grand barrage
9:55 PM - Contract King: 1d6+3+4 then
9:55 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 1d6+7
9:55 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Math
9:55 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 0u0
9:55 PM - Eri Motai: (nobody has learned it today)
9:55 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 9 damage
9:55 PM - Contract King: but if you break it up the rolz still understands and it makes it a lot less difficult to figure out if you fucked up
9:55 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Is it dead?
9:55 PM - Contract King: nope
9:56 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Can I OC this bitch
9:56 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ?
9:56 PM - Contract King: like I'd pit 4 against 1 and give it low health
9:56 PM - Contract King: you can not OC damage you fuck
9:56 PM - Contract King: how many times have we said this
9:56 PM - Eri Motai: (oc is only for the hits you silly)
9:56 PM - Eri Motai: (damage itslef I don't think you can oc)
9:56 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Shh
9:56 PM - Eve Ishi: (( ye ))
9:56 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Alright then
9:56 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 9 damage
9:56 PM - Fuck da purrlice: With no defense, or clashing
9:57 PM - Contract King: yes, we've established that, thanks
9:57 PM - Contract King: you dealt 9 damage
9:57 PM - Contract King: congrats
9:57 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 0u0
9:57 PM - Contract King: now that you're done pissing about, the youma goes
9:58 PM - Eve Ishi disconnected.
9:59 PM - Eve Ishi entered chat.
10:01 PM - Contract King: The youma, still juggling its knife and chainsaw, stands on one leg and spins, whipping its leg in the invisible train's direction. The shoe on the leg that's in the air elongates, attempting to multiple target attack those who are standing on the invisible train like a really long kick in the face
10:02 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Ill clash
10:02 PM - Eve Ishi: ill defense
10:02 PM - Eri Motai: I think it needs to make a finese roll
10:03 PM - Eri Motai: or not, actually
10:03 PM - Eri Motai: depends on how you take this;
10:03 PM - Contract King: nope
10:03 PM - Contract King: this is its bag
10:03 PM - Contract King: so yeah, if you're clashing, clash
10:04 PM - Eri Motai: what am I clashing against?
10:04 PM - Contract King: Eve can't clash because you can only clash once per battle
10:04 PM - Contract King: a really long shoe about to whack your face
10:04 PM - Eve Ishi: ye im olling regular defense :o
10:04 PM - Eri Motai: 19?
10:04 PM - Eri Motai: k
10:04 PM - Contract King: you don't roll defense
10:04 PM - Eri Motai: roll attack then?
10:04 PM - Contract King: rolling attack is for clashing
10:05 PM - Contract King: unless you want to OC your defense, frig, you're gonna get whacked
10:05 PM - Contract King: :v
10:05 PM - Eve Ishi: eh actually im at full health
10:05 PM - Sarah Salem: ((just take the hit :v))
10:05 PM - Eve Ishi: screw it ill take it
10:06 PM - Contract King: that was awful
10:06 PM - Contract King: gj
10:06 PM - Eri Motai: you motha fuckin serious
10:06 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Ahahaha
10:06 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Thats something Devon would roll
10:06 PM - Contract King: Ryan are you clashing or what
10:06 PM - Eri Motai: I do get to rerol one at least
10:06 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Yes
10:06 PM - Contract King: then roll
10:06 PM - Fuck da purrlice: And I have Praetorian, so I get +1 to hit and damage when clashing
10:06 PM - Eri Motai: (15 atm, gotta oc)
10:06 PM - Contract King: congrats
10:06 PM - Contract King: roll
10:07 PM - Eri Motai: (19 for 19 pass?)
10:07 PM - Contract King: oh, it's OCing this shit
10:07 PM - Fuck da purrlice: OCd it
10:07 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Welp
10:07 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 19
10:07 PM - Contract King: now you gotta beat 26
10:07 PM - Contract King: :v
10:07 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I OC AGAIN
10:07 PM - Eve Ishi: (( wowie ))
10:08 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 25
10:08 PM - Eri Motai: (beat it)
10:08 PM - Fuck da purrlice: AND ONE MORE OC
10:08 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 27
10:08 PM - Contract King: but it still has 2 more OCs
10:08 PM - Eri Motai: (26)
10:08 PM - Contract King: c:
10:08 PM - Contract King: now it's 28
10:08 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Do involuntary OCs count?
10:08 PM - Eri Motai: (i thought you could only oc 3 times
10:08 PM - Contract King: no
10:08 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Then I have two more OC as well
10:08 PM - Contract King: can voluntary oc 3 times
10:08 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 30
10:09 PM - Eve Ishi disconnected.
10:09 PM - Contract King: 31
10:09 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 31
10:09 PM - Fuck da purrlice: FUCK
10:09 PM - Eri Motai: (gotta oc one last time I think)
10:09 PM - Eri Motai: (lemme count)
10:09 PM - Eve Ishi entered chat.
10:09 PM - Contract King: 35, and it's tapped out
10:09 PM - Eri Motai: (or you can keep ocing)
10:09 PM - Eve Ishi: (( jeezus ))
10:09 PM - Eri Motai: (there's no way)
10:09 PM - Eri Motai: (stupid shit roll)
10:10 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Even with luck
10:10 PM - Fuck da purrlice: You're fucking kidding me
10:10 PM - Eri Motai: (used it)
10:10 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Wait, did you use 4 OC?
10:10 PM - Contract King: one rolled a 6
10:10 PM - Eri Motai: (yeah, he did)
10:10 PM - Contract King: thus involuntary oc
10:10 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 9:08 PM - Contract King: but it still has 2 more OCs
10:10 PM - Contract King: can VOLUNTARY OC 3 times
10:10 PM - Fuck da purrlice: You OCd three times after that
10:10 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Contract King: 1D6 => 2
 Satoya Taji: 1D6 => 3
 Contract King: 1D6 => 3
 Satoya Taji: 1D6 => 1
 Contract King: 1D6 => 4
10:10 PM - Contract King: uh, no
10:11 PM - Contract King: I OCd 4 times, once was involuntary
10:11 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Where was the 6 for that?
10:11 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Thats the log of your last 3 rolls
10:11 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ouo
10:11 PM - Eri Motai: (yeah, i see no 6)
10:11 PM - Contract King: Contract King: 1D6 => 6
Contract King: 1D6 => 1
Satoya Taji: 1D6 => 5
Eri Motai: 1D6 => 6
Satoya Taji: 1D6 => 6
Eri Motai: 1D6 => 1
Satoya Taji: 1D6 => 2
Contract King: 1D6 => 2
Satoya Taji: 1D6 => 3
Contract King: 1D6 => 3
Satoya Taji: 1D6 => 1
Contract King: 1D6 => 4
10:12 PM - Sarah Salem: ((jesus christ stop being lame-os about it))
10:12 PM - Fuck da purrlice: First six was the first OC
10:12 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Then you voluntary OCd three more times
10:12 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Contract King: 1D6 => 2
Satoya Taji: 1D6 => 3
Contract King: 1D6 => 3
Satoya Taji: 1D6 => 1
Contract King: 1D6 => 4
10:12 PM - Contract King: then it used its luck
10:12 PM - Contract King: bam
10:12 PM - Contract King: done
10:12 PM - Contract King: blow
10:12 PM - Fuck da purrlice: How much luck did it have?
10:12 PM - Contract King: me
10:12 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Also
10:12 PM - Contract King: THERE ARE 5 ROLLS THERE
10:12 PM - Contract King: 3 ARE VOLUNTARY OC
10:13 PM - Contract King: 1 IS INVOLUNTARY
10:13 PM - Contract King: 1 IS LUCK
10:13 PM - Contract King: WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DO YOU WANT FROM ME
10:13 PM - Fuck da purrlice: You roll luck?
10:13 PM - Fuck da purrlice: In that case
10:13 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I HAVE ONE LUCK
10:13 PM - Eve Ishi: :v
10:13 PM - Eri Motai: (:T)
10:13 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I DONT GIVE UP
10:13 PM - Contract King: what is your roll currently totaled at
10:13 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 31
10:14 PM - Contract King: then roll for fucks sake
10:14 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 36
10:14 PM - Fuck da purrlice: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
10:14 PM - Eri Motai: (and I might or might not be dead)
10:14 PM - Contract King: it's a single hit
10:14 PM - Contract King: you're not gonna get instakilled from it
10:14 PM - Contract King: calm the fuck down, god
10:14 PM - Eri Motai: (my ocs cost me 2 each)
10:15 PM - Eri Motai: (resolve, that is)
10:15 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Now then
10:15 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Rolling attack
10:15 PM - Fuck da purrlice: +1 from Praetorian
10:15 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 9
10:16 PM - Contract King: so 9 damage from the clash?
10:16 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Ye
10:16 PM - Contract King: gj
10:16 PM - Contract King: still hits Eve and Eri tho
10:16 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Yeah but Im good
10:16 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 0u0
10:16 PM - Contract King: 14 damage
10:16 PM - Contract King: welp
10:16 PM - Contract King: :v
10:17 PM - Eri Motai: dead as a doorknob
10:17 PM - Sarah Salem: actually just unmegucad
10:17 PM - Sarah Salem: next turn you can make a roll to revive
10:17 PM - Eri Motai: yeah I know
10:17 PM - Eri Motai: but still
10:17 PM - Contract King: uh, don't they have 18 resolve
10:17 PM - Sarah Salem: aye but eri lost 4 from OCing while full drive was active
10:17 PM - Contract King: ah
10:17 PM - Contract King: nice
10:17 PM - Eri Motai: and I lost 4 more whilst trying to clash
10:18 PM - Contract King: pretty sure there's a "revive" option? Look it up
10:18 PM - Eve Ishi: (( ye, and I got a move that can revive ya with ectra resolve ))
10:18 PM - Eri Motai: where'd you think it is?
10:19 PM - Eri Motai: bookmark wise
10:19 PM - Contract King: combat
10:19 PM - Eri Motai: kk
10:19 PM - Sarah Salem: ((did you guys read the rulebook :v))
10:19 PM - Contract King: Revive
If you’ve lost all your Resolve, you’re in serious trouble, and this action is the only way to get
yourself back up and into the fight. First, make a TN13 Fortitude challenge to see if you can gather the
strength to continue fighting. On a failure, this action fails and your turn ends. On a success, you proceed to
the next step with no bonuses or penalties, and on at least one raise you gain a +2 bonus to the next roll.
After you succeed on your Fortitude challenge, you make a TN14 Support challenge. On a failure
you take 2 Overcharge and go to 1d6 Resolve. On a success you take 1 Overcharge and go to 1d6+3
Resolve, and on a success with at least one raise you take 1 Overcharge and go to 1d6+6 Resolve.
Any successful use of this action causes a ­1 penalty to future revives, as the toll of the massive
damage you have suffered begins to overwhelm you. This penalty is cumulative for each revive.
10:19 PM - Contract King: no, they didn't
10:19 PM - Contract King: that's why this takes forever
10:19 PM - Contract King: :v
10:19 PM - Eri Motai: i did, but I forgot where it was
10:20 PM - Eri Motai: but yeah, I unmagicka, and everything is now in plain sight.
10:21 PM - Eri Motai: do I take the roll now, or on my turn?
10:21 PM - Contract King: next turn, which is coming up actually
10:21 PM - Contract King: Sarah goes now
10:21 PM - Sarah Salem: yo
10:22 PM - Sarah Salem: im gonna go ahead and just do a normal attack
10:22 PM - Sarah Salem: annnd damage
10:22 PM - Sarah Salem: 7
10:23 PM - Contract King: neat~
10:23 PM - Contract King: Eri's turn
10:23 PM - Contract King: T: "DUUUUCK!"
10:23 PM - Contract King: finesse rolls~
10:23 PM - Eri Motai: Ducking
10:23 PM - Sarah Salem: ((me too?))
10:24 PM - Contract King: ye
10:24 PM - Eri Motai: (Am I already on the ground? I did get smashed so hard I unmagicked. :P)
10:24 PM - Eve Ishi: 13
10:24 PM - Contract King: I guess Eri won't need to duck then
10:24 PM - Contract King: Eve passed on the mark
10:24 PM - Sarah Salem: ((9))
10:24 PM - Contract King: Sarah failed miserably
10:25 PM - Eve Ishi: (( yay ))
10:25 PM - Eve Ishi: (( aww ))
10:25 PM - Contract King: Satoya
10:25 PM - Sarah Salem: (( :v ))
10:25 PM - Contract King: finesse roll
10:25 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 12
10:25 PM - Contract King: nice
10:26 PM - Contract King: failed
10:26 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Tits
10:26 PM - Contract King: Sarah and Satoya, roll 1d6 for damage
10:26 PM - Contract King: pfffffffft
10:26 PM - Sarah Salem: 5 damage to me, then?
10:26 PM - Contract King: ye :v
10:27 PM - Sarah Salem: ((at 1/4th hp now :v))
10:27 PM - Contract King: Ryan
10:27 PM - Contract King: roll damage
10:27 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 3
10:27 PM - Contract King: Now, Eri's turn
10:27 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Only hit Ive taken all game ouo
10:27 PM - Eri Motai: (what were we even ducking?)
10:28 PM - Sarah Salem: ((clown swipe obvs :v))
10:28 PM - Contract King: oh yeah that might help
10:28 PM - Contract King: no, you were ducking a pole in the track
10:28 PM - Contract King: or support or something
10:28 PM - Contract King: :v
10:28 PM - Sarah Salem: (( that makes more sense :V))
10:29 PM - Contract King: Eri, you wanna revive, or just squat out of the way?
10:29 PM - Eri Motai: gonna try and revive I guess
10:29 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I just stand up and take the pole to the face, barely fazed.
10:29 PM - Eri Motai: wait no I can't even
10:29 PM - Eri Motai: what's the roll for a revive?
10:30 PM - Contract King: Revive
If you’ve lost all your Resolve, you’re in serious trouble, and this action is the only way to get
yourself back up and into the fight. First, make a TN13 Fortitude challenge to see if you can gather the
strength to continue fighting. On a failure, this action fails and your turn ends. On a success, you proceed to
the next step with no bonuses or penalties, and on at least one raise you gain a +2 bonus to the next roll.
After you succeed on your Fortitude challenge, you make a TN14 Support challenge. On a failure
you take 2 Overcharge and go to 1d6 Resolve. On a success you take 1 Overcharge and go to 1d6+3
Resolve, and on a success with at least one raise you take 1 Overcharge and go to 1d6+6 Resolve.
Any successful use of this action causes a ­1 penalty to future revives, as the toll of the massive
damage you have suffered begins to overwhelm you. This penalty is cumulative for each revive.
10:30 PM - Sarah Salem: I take the pole to the side of the head and get knocked into one of the seats, rising a few seconds later with a new bump on my head.
10:30 PM - Eri Motai: so, 2d6+7?
10:30 PM - Eri Motai: that's more doable
10:30 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((Im just picturing satoya standing up, getting hit by the pole, it breaks, she just stands there like nothing happened))
10:30 PM - Eri Motai: I guess I'll go for the revive
10:30 PM - Sarah Salem: ((why would you not :v))
10:31 PM - Eri Motai: (failed)
10:31 PM - Sarah Salem: ((just try again next turn :v))
10:31 PM - Contract King: gj
10:31 PM - Contract King: Eve's turn
10:31 PM - Eri Motai: "I... I guess this is it." Eri mutters whilst laying there.
10:31 PM - Sarah Salem: ((oh wait, nvm))
10:31 PM - Sarah Salem: ((oh wait, yeah))
10:31 PM - Eve Ishi: (( I'll use will of the protector on eri ))
10:32 PM - Contract King: core blimey
10:33 PM - Contract King: core BLIMEY Eve's rollin good
10:33 PM - Eri Motai: ((ultimate revive second wind gonna go super saiyen 4 up in this hizzy))
10:34 PM - Contract King: jesus TITS MAN
10:34 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Sweet mother Teresa on the hood of a Merecede's Benz
10:34 PM - Contract King: did you just revive him for 12 resolve?
10:34 PM - Eve Ishi: (( aight Eri's back up with 12 c: ))
10:34 PM - Eve Ishi: (( yeshhhh ))
10:34 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Is that last six an OC?
10:34 PM - Sarah Salem: ((good roll :v))
10:34 PM - Contract King: The dice gods have blessed you on this day
10:34 PM - Eri Motai: (thank christ)
10:34 PM - Eve Ishi: (( nah it's part of the move ))
10:34 PM - Eve Ishi: (( gives em another +3 resolve ))
10:35 PM - Eve Ishi: (( also i'll use quick heal on myself as a free action ))
10:35 PM - Contract King: eve r da best 11/10 shes ok
10:35 PM - Eve Ishi: (( <3 ))
10:35 PM - Eri Motai: ((11/10 best girl))
10:35 PM - Eri Motai: ((slightly better than eri))
10:35 PM - Eve Ishi: (( <5 ))
10:36 PM - Contract King: Satoya's turn
10:36 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Roight
10:36 PM - Eri Motai: so, how much resolve I got?
10:36 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I jump train cars and beat on that mofo
10:36 PM - Fuck da purrlice: OCd one attack
10:36 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Accidentally
10:36 PM - Eve Ishi: you got 12 resolve ))
10:36 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Which is + 1 attack
10:36 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Damage*
10:36 PM - Contract King: yep
10:37 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 3
10:37 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 19 to hit
10:37 PM - Contract King: so you hit
10:37 PM - Contract King: damage
10:37 PM - Eri Motai: For once, Eri has felt the benefits of having a good friend.
10:37 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 9 Damage
10:37 PM - Eve Ishi: (( c: ))
10:37 PM - Contract King: cool
10:37 PM - Contract King: Youma's turn~
10:38 PM - Contract King: The youma grabs Satoya by the shoulders, the creepy grin on its face growing wider
10:38 PM - Contract King: its head rotates 360 degrees as it looks her dead in the eyes
10:38 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Eeep!"
10:38 PM - Fuck da purrlice: D:<
10:39 PM - Contract King: then it grabs the flower on its chest and squirts it at Satoya
10:39 PM - Contract King: 22
10:39 PM - Contract King: :v
10:39 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Christ
10:40 PM - Contract King: 8 damage
10:40 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I take it
10:40 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Since I have 17 resolve left
10:41 PM - Contract King: Satoya's face is covered with burning acid
10:41 PM - Contract King: which is squirted from the flower
10:41 PM - Contract King: :v
10:41 PM - Eve Ishi: (( ow ))
10:41 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "MY EEEEEEEYEEEEEEES!"
10:41 PM - Contract King: The clown laughs
10:42 PM - Contract King: Sarah's turn~
10:42 PM - Sarah Salem: I slash at the clowns flower.
10:42 PM - Sarah Salem: 8 damage.
10:42 PM - Contract King: noice
10:43 PM - Contract King: Eri's back up now, so, attack
10:45 PM - Eri Motai: Eri shakes herself off and makes for the front train car.
10:45 PM - Eri Motai: I'll then hold.
10:45 PM - Eri Motai: or wait
10:45 PM - Eri Motai: can't hold
10:45 PM - Contract King: Eve's turn, then
10:46 PM - Eri Motai: so yeah, scratch being in the front train car
10:46 PM - Eri Motai: I'm holding in the back
10:46 PM - Eve Ishi: I'll use arcane prison
10:46 PM - Eri Motai: (where was clone number 8 aka me anyways?)
10:47 PM - Sarah Salem: ((wherever you originally were))
10:47 PM - Sarah Salem: ((not like you moved :v))
10:47 PM - Contract King: what does it matter now anyway :v
10:47 PM - Eve Ishi: 14
10:48 PM - Contract King: and a 6
10:48 PM - Eve Ishi: argh
10:48 PM - Eri Motai: I can't move if I"m holding, I was just wondering where I was holding at
10:48 PM - Eve Ishi: 18
10:48 PM - Contract King: noice hit bb
10:48 PM - Eve Ishi: also I'll use adaptability to move those oc into magic
10:49 PM - Contract King: k
10:50 PM - Contract King: With a whip from a string of clovers, Eve magics the youma into a seat on the train and bolts it down
10:51 PM - Sarah Salem: ((I'm gonna use integrity scan))
10:51 PM - Contract King: does arcane prison do damage?
10:51 PM - Eve Ishi: nah
10:51 PM - Contract King: k
10:52 PM - Contract King: Satoya's turn
10:52 PM - Sarah Salem: ((ryans away))
10:53 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Nope
10:53 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Attacking
10:53 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 10
10:53 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Thats just barely a hit isnt it? :V
10:53 PM - Eri Motai: (I'm going after Ryan btw)
10:53 PM - Contract King: nope
10:53 PM - Contract King: not a hit at all
10:53 PM - Contract King: it has 12 defense
10:54 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Well
10:54 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ILL TAKE THE OC
10:54 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 12
10:54 PM - Contract King: Damn, was really hoping that'd be a 1
10:54 PM - Fuck da purrlice: :V
10:54 PM - Contract King: still doesn't do damage
10:54 PM - Contract King: you gotta BEAT the defense score
10:54 PM - Fuck da purrlice: FUCK
10:54 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ONE MORE OC
10:54 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 3
10:54 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 15
10:54 PM - Contract King: there is literally no way you can't kill it now, I don't think
10:54 PM - Contract King: but roll damage
10:55 PM - Contract King: actually
10:55 PM - Contract King: hold that damage
10:55 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 9 damage
10:55 PM - Contract King: roll fortitude
10:55 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Aw
10:56 PM - Eri Motai: (dat pain oh shit he's pulling it)
10:56 PM - Fuck da purrlice: FUCKING 11
10:56 PM - Fuck da purrlice: EVERY TIME
10:56 PM - Eve Ishi: (( omg ))
10:56 PM - Contract King: Satoya goes to swipe with her blade, but her arm spazzes before her legs give out
10:57 PM - Contract King: she's now writhing in pain and should probably roll finesse -3 to grab the cart before she falls off
10:57 PM - Eri Motai: I'll interrupt.
10:57 PM - Contract King: how?
10:57 PM - Eri Motai: can't copy paste the thing
10:57 PM - Eri Motai: but it's under hold
10:58 PM - Contract King: ah, right
10:58 PM - Sarah Salem: (( what are you even interrupting))
10:58 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ?
10:58 PM - Contract King: so what are you gonna do?
10:58 PM - Contract King: still doesn't stop Ryan from falling off
10:58 PM - Eri Motai: gotta roll to see if I can interrupt first
10:58 PM - Contract King: nope
10:58 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I fall off the train?
10:58 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Are you fucking kidding
10:58 PM - Contract King: I just said
10:58 PM - Contract King: roll finesse -3
10:59 PM - Contract King: read fgt
10:59 PM - Fuck da purrlice: 12
10:59 PM - Eri Motai: but I can interrupt an action before it resolves
10:59 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Oh
10:59 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Yay
10:59 PM - Contract King: that's a pass, then
10:59 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I meant for Eri
10:59 PM - Sarah Salem: ((what are you even complaining about ryan :v))
10:59 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((The fact that I dont get the kill))
10:59 PM - Contract King: I'm cool with Eri getting the kill
10:59 PM - Contract King: go for it Eri
10:59 PM - Sarah Salem: ((ive lost over half my hp in every combat since the elevators :v))
10:59 PM - Contract King: :v
11:00 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Wait, I thought Eri meant they were interrupting the pain?
11:00 PM - Fuck da purrlice: As in, I dont fall
11:00 PM - Eri Motai: I'd like to save Ryan from falling off the train FROM your pain
11:00 PM - Contract King: I just said he passed the roll to grab on anyway
11:00 PM - Eri Motai: but I can't save your pain cuz how
11:00 PM - Contract King: so what's it matter
11:00 PM - Eri Motai: Eh, I'm gonna claim another victim in my rage
11:01 PM - Contract King: ffs attack the damn youma and finish this
11:01 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((I took those two OC, and I need to change for nothing now))
11:01 PM - Eri Motai: I want to actually do something this combat :P
11:01 PM - Sarah Salem: ((i took a grenade for your sins))
11:01 PM - Eri Motai: so, do I roll for interrupt? I have to beat ryan to go first I think
11:01 PM - Contract King: just
11:01 PM - Contract King: roll
11:01 PM - Eri Motai: sry
11:01 PM - Contract King: enough faffing about, roll normally
11:01 PM - Eri Motai: T.T
11:02 PM - Eri Motai: k jumping over and attacking that bitch with Lightning strike
11:02 PM - Eri Motai: bitch being clown
11:02 PM - Contract King: so roll
11:02 PM - Eri Motai: 14
11:03 PM - Contract King: gj pass
11:03 PM - Eri Motai: forgot to add the strike
11:03 PM - Contract King: now damage
11:03 PM - Eri Motai: r skill
11:03 PM - Eri Motai: 9
11:04 PM - Contract King: Eri slices the clown's head clean off
11:05 PM - Eri Motai: Eri lets out a cry of bloodlust.
11:05 PM - Contract King: as the head soars behind the rapidly moving cart, its mask comes off, and Eri gets a clear look
11:06 PM - Eve Ishi disconnected.
11:06 PM - Contract King: She may be scarred for life from the eldritch horror, but it falls away quickly after as the body poofs into confetti with the blare if poorly played trumpets, finally becoming a red oblivion seed which rests on the seat
11:06 PM - Eri Motai: "...I don't think I like clowns anymore."
11:07 PM - Eve Ishi entered chat.
11:07 PM - Eri Motai: I take the seed and get back into the cart.
11:07 PM - Contract King: 11:06 PM - Eve Ishi disconnected.
11:06 PM - Contract King: She may be scarred for life from the eldritch horror, but it falls away quickly after as the body poofs into confetti with the blare if poorly played trumpets, finally becoming a red oblivion seed which rests on the seat
11:06 PM - Eri Motai: "...I don't think I like clowns anymore."
11:07 PM - Eve Ishi entered chat.
11:07 PM - Contract King: You've got bigger problems now, though
11:08 PM - Eve Ishi: (( tankuuuu ))
11:08 PM - Contract King: it seems that both trains have, after going high speed over a bump
11:08 PM - Contract King: have no further track
11:09 PM - Eve Ishi: (( I dont suppose I could sorcerysome more vines to hold the car in place? ))
11:09 PM - Contract King: go for it c:
11:09 PM - Eri Motai: ((so we reinacting what my little bro does when he plays rollercoaster tycoon?))
11:09 PM - Contract King: you mean what everyone does
11:09 PM - Eve Ishi: (( 14 ))
11:09 PM - Sarah Salem: ((>not using rollercoaster artillery to terrorize civilians))
11:10 PM - Eri Motai: ((civies left if I had to guess))
11:10 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((Isnt there a glitch where crashing a coaster outside the park bounds doesn't count against you in any way?))
11:10 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((Like if it launches off track and explodes out of bounds))
11:10 PM - Eri Motai: ((not a glitch per say, just how it's programmed ;P))
11:10 PM - Contract King: yes, it lowers the park it crashes in's rating
11:10 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((P sure thats how you make coasters that keep running, but kill everyone))
11:11 PM - Sarah Salem: ((thats also how you lower the enemy parks rating))
11:11 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve conjures some clover vines to hold the car in place before it goes off the rails*
11:12 PM - Contract King: Eve's magical magic magically stops the magical rollercoaster from magicing you to magical death
11:12 PM - Contract King: magically
11:12 PM - Eve Ishi: (( c: ))
11:12 PM - Contract King: the carts come to a rest in the middle of the track
11:12 PM - Contract King: Satoya's still dangling :v
11:13 PM - Eve Ishi: I'll help her up
11:13 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "C-Can someone lend a paw?"
11:14 PM - Eri Motai: "...So Tami, Ally, Ko, Suzu, you guys ok?"
11:14 PM - Eri Motai: Eri doesn't turn to face them, just sits looking straight forward.
11:15 PM - Contract King: Ko's unconscious
11:15 PM - Contract King: Ally's crying
11:15 PM - Contract King: Suzu and Tami are pale and frozen in place
11:15 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I sigh and finally open my eyes after the pain fades away, looking up at Eve, instead now, she's looking up with a pair of cat eyes.
11:15 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Did, did we win?"
11:16 PM - Eri Motai: "Yeah. Sato. We won."
11:16 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve nods*
11:16 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve goes over to Ally and hugsher tight*
11:16 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I stand up and dust myself off. "Is evfurryone okay?"
11:18 PM - Eve Ishi: "Y-yeah I t-think s-so. Just..no m-more r-rollercoasters."
11:18 PM - Sarah Salem: I stand and look around the area a little. "How do we leave this place?"
11:19 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I look down and sigh. "I have this under control"
11:19 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I summon a ladder of bone to the ground
11:19 PM - Eri Motai: ((I guess we're getting of Mr. Bones Wild Ride. They said it could never be done, but we are pioneers, pushing the trail.))
11:20 PM - Contract King: this wasn't Mr. BONES Wild Ride, this was his brother, Mr. JONES Wild Ride
11:20 PM - Eve Ishi: (( omg ))
11:21 PM - Eri Motai: (dan)
11:21 PM - Contract King: none can escape Mr. Bones Wild Ride
11:21 PM - Eri Motai: (you don't even know)
11:21 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve releases the civies from their clovers*
11:21 PM - Sarah Salem: ((he was #1))
11:21 PM - Contract King: I am quite familiar with Mr. Bones, thank you
11:21 PM - Eri Motai: (I can't handle)
11:22 PM - Eri Motai: (I don't think I can handle the club right now.)
11:22 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I start undoing the safety harness, and offur a hand out to Tami, at the front of the ride. "Here, let's get evfurryone out of here, take my paw an we'll be down in a jiffy!"
11:22 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve turns to Ally* "Are you okay Ally?"
11:22 PM - Eri Motai: (:T)
11:23 PM - Contract King: A: "I-I-I-I..."
11:23 PM - Sarah Salem: I head to the ladder and descend quickly, eager to leave.
11:23 PM - Eve Ishi: "Well, lets get you home okay?"
11:23 PM - Contract King: Tami takes your hand. "Wha... what the hell WAS that?"
11:24 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve puts Ally on her back and descends the ladder*
11:25 PM - Eri Motai: "A demon." Eri says whilst jumping back over to the other train.
11:25 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Ill explain later, how about ovfur that ice cream I purromised?" I smile a bit before going back to undo the other safety restraints. "Ko, Suzu, you alright, any injuries?"
11:26 PM - Contract King: S: "I think I'm alright. Ko, though..."
11:26 PM - Contract King: Ko is still unconscious with little imaginary birdies flying around her head
11:26 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I go ovfur to her, and take her pulse. "She seems okay, just a bit phased, you two can get down on your own right? I think I have to carry her."
11:27 PM - Eri Motai: "I'll help her down too Sato."
11:27 PM - Contract King: You descend the unsettling bone ladder
11:27 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Thanks Eri." We take her down and regroup on the ground.
11:27 PM - Contract King: I don't think I'd climb a ladder made of bones very willingly
11:27 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Its either that or jump
11:28 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Which seems better
11:29 PM - Eri Motai: Couldn't eve make
11:29 PM - Eri Motai: like
11:29 PM - Sarah Salem: obvs you need to make like dark souls and slide that shit
11:29 PM - Eri Motai: those life shutes that comes out of the planes?
11:29 PM - Eri Motai: but out of clovers?
11:29 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Shh we're down safely
11:29 PM - Eve Ishi: you mean a parachute
11:30 PM - Eri Motai: no, when it's on the ground you silly
11:30 PM - Eve Ishi: :v
11:30 PM - Eve Ishi: aw well we're grounded
11:30 PM - Eri Motai: like, I can't remember what they are called, but they inflate out of the sides of the aircraft
11:30 PM - Fuck da purrlice: The slides?
11:30 PM - Contract King: shh
11:30 PM - Contract King: doesn't matter
11:31 PM - Sarah Salem: So, everyones on the ground?
11:31 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "She's going to be alright, just, fainted, I dont blame her"
11:31 PM - Contract King: yes, you're all grounded
11:32 PM - Eri Motai: Eri shudders, "I don't blame her either."
11:32 PM - Contract King: In any case, you follow your activators respondes to the exit
11:32 PM - Contract King: responses*
11:32 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I carry Ko the whole way
11:34 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Im sorry this had to happen evfurrybody, but, Im glad no one is hurt"
11:34 PM - Sarah Salem: ((>no one is hurt))
11:35 PM - Sarah Salem: ((eri lost all resolve, and i almost did :v))
11:35 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((Shh, we're magicall, once we untransform itll be like nothing happened))
11:35 PM - Contract King: you'll still be tired as shit
11:35 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((I meant the people who could not defend themselves))
11:35 PM - Sarah Salem: ((except my eye and torso :V))
11:35 PM - Eve Ishi: (( actually I'll vent my fury oc and give myself a limp ))
11:35 PM - Contract King: didn't you do that last time too :v
11:36 PM - Eve Ishi: (( I thought it only lsts one session :o ))
11:36 PM - Contract King: I dunno I guess? :v
11:37 PM - Sarah Salem: ((i think it does, meaning next session ill be fine-ish :v))
11:37 PM - Eve Ishi: (( ye so my last limp is gone ))
11:37 PM - Eve Ishi: (( new limp ))
11:37 PM - Eve Ishi: (( yay ))
11:38 PM - Contract King: Ryan gave me permission to vent his 3 heart OC for him
11:38 PM - Contract King: Satoya drops whoever she's carrying, if anyone, and pounces Sarah
11:38 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((I just gave Dan control of how I blow off 3 heart OC, I appologize in advance for anything that happens))
11:38 PM - Contract King: proceeding to have another forced makeout session
11:38 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((You know what))
11:38 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((Im not surprised))
11:39 PM - Sarah Salem: I accept her into my arms, and as soon as our lips meet, I bend backwards and suplex her into the ground.
11:39 PM - Contract King: All the NPC girls have those o_o faces
11:39 PM - Eri Motai: (11/10)
11:39 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve also does*
11:39 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I let out an "Eeeep!" and just lie there for a while
11:39 PM - Eve Ishi: (( has that face that is ))
11:39 PM - Eri Motai: Eri is unphased by this turn of events.
11:39 PM - Fuck da purrlice: Out of pain and embarassament
11:40 PM - Sarah Salem: I continue walking, ignoring her.
11:40 PM - Bruce Brynes has been invited to chat.
11:40 PM - Bruce Brynes entered chat.
11:40 PM - Sarah Salem: ((i was going to suplex you the first time i think))
11:40 PM - Sarah Salem: ((then i didnt :v))
11:40 PM - Bruce Brynes: guess who's back
11:40 PM - Bruce Brynes: back again
11:40 PM - Sarah Salem: ((who?))
11:40 PM - Bruce Brynes: Potato's back
11:40 PM - Eve Ishi: *Inspired by Satoya's attempt at romance Eve stops, turns around, and vents her heart oc by asking Ally out on a date*
11:40 PM - Eve Ishi: ((ohai ))
11:40 PM - Bruce Brynes: tell a friend wait you guys don't have friends
11:41 PM - Contract King: Eve did you really? :v
11:41 PM - Bruce Brynes: Oh hey I cam in just for time for lesbians
11:41 PM - Eve Ishi: ye
11:41 PM - Sarah Salem: actually you missed some already
11:41 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "I really have to stop putting so much emotional strain on myself in battle."
11:41 PM - Contract King: A: o_o
11:42 PM - Sarah Salem: "You really have to use someone else for your frustrations."
11:42 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Its not like I have control of it!"
11:43 PM - Contract King: Ally falls flat to the ground on her back
11:43 PM - Eve Ishi: (( did I just kill ally ))
11:43 PM - Sarah Salem: (( yes ))
11:43 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I look up from the ground and see Ally just lying there
11:43 PM - Eri Motai: (gg)
11:43 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Did someone suplex Ally?"
11:43 PM - Eve Ishi: (( D: ))
11:43 PM - Bruce Brynes: ((you killed her with lesbians))
11:44 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve looks at her feet tapping her shoes*
11:44 PM - Eve Ishi: (( worth it ))
11:45 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I hold up and a hand and sigh. "My evfurrything hurts now, can someone lend a paw?"
11:46 PM - Eri Motai: Eri sighs, and picks up Sato.
11:46 PM - Contract King: T: "I think I'm going to go home and curl up in a ball."
11:46 PM - Bruce Brynes: man I don't even know who half these people are
11:46 PM - Eri Motai: "I can walk you home if you want."
11:46 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I smile and get back up on my feet, stretching out. "Well, evfurryone copes diffurently in these situations, that might be the best thing fur now."
11:46 PM - Contract King: S: "I don't think that this fits within park regulations."
11:47 PM - Bruce Brynes: like, you guys got someone
11:47 PM - Bruce Brynes: that WASNT me
11:47 PM - Contract King: there are 4 NPCs :v
11:47 PM - Bruce Brynes: what a crime
11:47 PM - Contract King: well you said you didn't want to play
11:47 PM - Contract King: not my proble,
11:47 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Eve, I'll join you, if the offur to stay with you still stands"
11:48 PM - Eve Ishi: "Huh...? Oh yeah, you go on ahaead..."
11:49 PM - Fuck da purrlice: With a grin I take a running start and tackle hug her
11:49 PM - Sarah Salem: ((suplex her))
11:49 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Alrighty then! Rooooooom maaaaaate"
11:49 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "3
11:49 PM - Fuck da purrlice: :3
11:49 PM - Sarah Salem: ((perform wrestling toss))
11:49 PM - Eve Ishi: "OW! I hurt my leg you dunce!"
11:49 PM - Eve Ishi: (( Im not murican enough to suplex her :c ))
11:50 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Oh, hehe, pawry. I just, I couldn't help it, I'm too happy ovfur here!"
11:50 PM - Sarah Salem: ((use the momentum and dump her forward, off of you))
11:50 PM - Sarah Salem: ((i believe in the you that believes in you))
11:50 PM - Eve Ishi: (( pfft ))
11:51 PM - Eve Ishi: "Alright, I'll meet you at the gate."
11:51 PM - Fuck da purrlice: ((Are you just allergic to love and friendship Sarah?))
11:51 PM - Bruce Brynes: so what's going on nerds
11:51 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I follow Eve out with a smile
11:51 PM - Bruce Brynes: DORKS
11:51 PM - Bruce Brynes: PLEBS
11:51 PM - Eri Motai: (you just finished the boss fight you dick :P)
11:52 PM - Eri Motai: (missed, per say)
11:52 PM - Bruce Brynes: What was it
11:52 PM - Sarah Salem: ((no but i rack up shittons of fury fallout :v)
11:52 PM - Contract King: a creepy demon clown
11:52 PM - Bruce Brynes: Furry Fallout?
11:52 PM - Bruce Brynes: I think i've read that FanFiction
11:52 PM - Eve Ishi: *Eve goes over to Ally and offers her hand* "Never mind then...you don't have to answer right now. Lets just go home okay?"
11:52 PM - Bruce Brynes: Oh yea, the demon clown
11:52 PM - Bruce Brynes: Appy made me make up his attacks
11:52 PM - Bruce Brynes: Same with FireWhipChick
11:52 PM - Contract King: thx 4 that btw
11:53 PM - Sarah Salem: ((shes dead now, eri killed her))
11:53 PM - Bruce Brynes: did he do the bear trap pie thing
11:53 PM - Eri Motai: (I've killed both your monsters come at me bro)
11:53 PM - Contract King: didn't get a chance to
11:53 PM - Eve Ishi: (( fire whip barely got to attack too ))
11:53 PM - Contract King: only threw a juggled grenade, kicked with a really long shoe, and acid gagflower
11:54 PM - Sarah Salem: ((also the grenade beat the everloving fuck out of my, thanks to eve throwing it at me :v))
11:54 PM - Eri Motai: (shoe nearly killed me too thanks)
11:54 PM - Eve Ishi: (( I was saving civies c: ))
11:54 PM - Contract King: technically DID kill you
11:54 PM - Contract King: :v
11:55 PM - Contract King: but you got rev'd
11:55 PM - Eri Motai: (shoe op plz nerf)
11:55 PM - Contract King: no
11:55 PM - Bruce Brynes: omg
11:56 PM - Bruce Brynes: Can I be magical girl clown
11:56 PM - Eve Ishi: (( then sarah supplexed ryan and Ihit on Ally ))
11:56 PM - Eve Ishi: (( then here we are ))
11:56 PM - Eri Motai: (I just developed a phobia of clowns, do it)
11:56 PM - Fuck da purrlice: I pat Eve on the back as I walk past her. "Romance sucks my furriend."
11:56 PM - Bruce Brynes: (appy can I do that)
11:56 PM - Contract King: no
11:57 PM - Contract King: party is full go home
11:57 PM - Contract King: c:
11:57 PM - Bruce Brynes: ((actualy why don't I just play as the boss characters))
11:57 PM - Eve Ishi: "She didn't say no yet..." *Eve nods her head in denial*
11:57 PM - Eri Motai: "...so Tami. You want me to walk you home?"
11:57 PM - Sarah Salem: ((i'm just gonna start venting my fury by beating satoya, i think))
11:57 PM - Fuck da purrlice: "Well at least you werent suplexed"
11:58 PM - Sarah Salem: ((you deserve it c:))
11:58 PM - Contract King: T: "I... I think I'd appreciate that."
11:58 PM - Eve Ishi: (( awwww yee ))
11:59 PM - Sarah Salem: (( although i WAS gonna punch you, but then satoya grabbed me and i was like "nope"))
11:59 PM - Bruce Brynes: ((man playing as the monsters of the week sounds fun))
Monday, January 06, 2014
12:00 AM - Contract King: we'll see
12:00 AM - Eri Motai: "Ok." I pick up Ko, since she was put on the ground for makeout sessions by Sato I think. "You mind helping me find Ko's house?"
12:01 AM - Contract King: S: "Uh... yeah, sure. I can help with that."
12:01 AM - Sarah Salem: ((eri is taking everybody home))
12:02 AM - Sarah Salem: ((playa))
12:02 AM - Fuck da purrlice: ((Me Eve and Ally are going our own way, split up the chat since we're splitting up here?))
12:02 AM - Bruce Brynes: ((eri got all da bitches))
12:02 AM - Eri Motai: "Alright, you girls stick with me." Eri turns back to the other party members. "Look, you guys should probably stop swooning over each other and get out of here. It's probably not safe."
12:03 AM - Contract King: You exit the Nightmare realm and emerge from the exit of the ride
12:05 AM - Contract King: Eri takes the people she's hauling home, and unless she wants to try and get jiggy with some, goes home herself :v
12:06 AM - Contract King: Everyone else goes home too :v
12:06 AM - Fuck da purrlice: I go with Eve then
12:06 AM - Fuck da purrlice: 0u0
12:06 AM - Contract King: I think we should stop here~
12:06 AM - Eri Motai: (rather not get jiggy with a ko'ed girl and two girls with ptsd)
12:06 AM - Sarah Salem: yep
12:06 AM - Fuck da purrlice: I find a nice place to sleep at the foot of her bed then
12:06 AM - Contract King: hehe
12:06 AM - Fuck da purrlice: :3
12:06 AM - Contract King: Ko is KO'd
12:06 AM - Fuck da purrlice: Hehe
12:07 AM - Eve Ishi disconnected.
12:07 AM - Sarah Salem: i was wondering why eri's sentence sounded weird
12:07 AM - Sarah Salem: :v
12:07 AM - Contract King: k saving log everyone go home
12:07 AM - Eve Ishi entered chat.
12:07 AM - Sarah Salem: :v
12:07 AM - Eve Ishi: niiiiigth~
12:07 AM - Sarah Salem: bye everyone~
12:07 AM - Sarah Salem left chat.
12:07 AM - Eve Ishi: also im assuming Eri got the see ye?
12:08 AM - Eve Ishi: seed*
12:08 AM - Contract King: I assume so
12:08 AM - Eri Motai: ya I did
12:08 AM - Eve Ishi: kaaay
12:08 AM - Eve Ishi: good fight guys
12:08 AM - Eve Ishi: nighteh
12:08 AM - Eri Motai: gg
12:08 AM - Eve Ishi left chat.
12:09 AM - Contract King: killing people is fun
12:09 AM - Contract King: c:
12:09 AM - Contract King: I need to make people almost die more often
12:09 AM - Fuck da purrlice has changed their name to SDFN.
12:09 AM - Eri Motai: then it gets dark
12:09 AM - Eri Motai has changed their name to Smas.
12:09 AM - Contract King has changed their name to sUiCiDaL Scribe Appy McBighuge.