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AshAsh#5984 (496023716501913620) | 695020600787206144 | Wed Apr 01 2020 21:23:44 GMT+0000 (UTC): A man walks into a bar.

"Oh. Oh my God. It's been ten years," he says, almost sobbing.

"What are you talking about?" asks the bartender.

"I lost the use of my legs ten years ago in a car crash. The same car crash that took my son away. Now I can finally walk again, like I walked into this bar."

"Wow! Thats amazing...wait. I lost my dad ten years ago from a car crash...DAD!?"

As they rush to embrace, the villainous car crash crashes into the bar, crushing
AshAsh#5984 (496023716501913620) | 695020479982862357 | Wed Apr 01 2020 21:23:15 GMT+0000 (UTC): Spit on me instead??
AshAsh#5984 (496023716501913620) | 695020431870132345 | Wed Apr 01 2020 21:23:03 GMT+0000 (UTC): The road is pretty red
AshAsh#5984 (496023716501913620) | 695020404753825924 | Wed Apr 01 2020 21:22:57 GMT+0000 (UTC): And bleach to clean my cat
AshAsh#5984 (496023716501913620) | 695020370557665281 | Wed Apr 01 2020 21:22:49 GMT+0000 (UTC): No i need a new car
AshAsh#5984 (496023716501913620) | 695020290555641866 | Wed Apr 01 2020 21:22:30 GMT+0000 (UTC): It won't start
AshAsh#5984 (496023716501913620) | 695020273573036052 | Wed Apr 01 2020 21:22:26 GMT+0000 (UTC): Its pretty dead rn
AshAsh#5984 (496023716501913620) | 695020215586783293 | Wed Apr 01 2020 21:22:12 GMT+0000 (UTC): I dropped my car onto my cat
AshAsh#5984 (496023716501913620) | 695020047965487114 | Wed Apr 01 2020 21:21:32 GMT+0000 (UTC): Idk
AshAsh#5984 (496023716501913620) | 695019923235274782 | Wed Apr 01 2020 21:21:02 GMT+0000 (UTC): He makes a good bbq
AshAsh#5984 (496023716501913620) | 695019884844941363 | Wed Apr 01 2020 21:20:53 GMT+0000 (UTC): Who wants to eat my cat?