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- XJ9 Drama - League of Legends - Funny as fuck - 7/27/2012
- XJ9 (5:42): im so glad u act like this
- ***while im
- ***bleeding out
- EHPiCk (5:43): ok
- ***cool story bro
- ***are yo udead yet?
- XJ9 (5:43): no i mfeeling dizzy though
- EHPiCk (5:43): good
- ***are you going to faint
- XJ9 (5:43): it must be all the blood coming out of my arms, i didnt cut anywehre else
- ***it stings
- ***a lot
- EHPiCk (5:44): ok so im going to play on the scrim
- ***since you dont want to join
- XJ9 (5:45): why
- EHPiCk (5:45): its going to get casted
- XJ9 (5:45): josh what is wrong with u
- EHPiCk (5:45): and people are going to be amazed
- ***because xj9 is not with eehpick
- XJ9 (5:46): josh my ****ing hands hurt wh
- ***i mean
- ***my arms
- ***not my hands
- Quote:
- XJ9 (5:10): i cant even eat my ****ing food, my heart feels like its about to burst, i cant ****ing breathe
- ***i dont care about that game, i wasnt mad at all about that game, it was over when they got baron so it didnt matter, at all. im ****ing never mad, im ****ing depressed becaujse of u
- ***ur the only thing
- ***that
- ***can
- ***effect
- ***me
- ***they had karthus
- ***fed
- ***as
- *******
- ***we had
- ***a ryze
- ***that
- ***sucks
- *******
- Quote:
- xj9 (9:25): u remidn em to just put u on the ignore buddy list, anywway im off to cut my legs probably now, or even my face, i dont know, prob not my face. save that for last.
- ***i didnt
- ***start ****
- PurveyorOfEvil (9:25): how about
- ***you give
- ***all of us
- ***1 more chance
- ***uhuh?
- xj9 (9:26): imma jsu starv to death, no josh isnt the same
- ***he isnt the same
- ***u ****ing
- ***ruined
- ***my life
- ***he was my life
- Quote:
- XJ9 (4:24): i dont get that ponyboy guy u know that right
- ***mostly because he posts on threads saying "you should go watch XJ9"
- ***when hes a devil
- ***i dont like that
- *** (4:34): you shoudl tell your controller t ogo on reddit and read what i typed to him
- ***Idont get why u accept my request
- ***like you'd actually talk
- ***and dont talk
- *** (4:49): i dont get u at all though
- ***let me ask u this
- ***What is so bad about being with me again as a best friend?
- ***Like, you said
- ***"i dont want to go back to your hell"
- ***are you sure you arent in a hell hanging out with ponyboy, who is the same as DJ lambo and ghargrim or what?
- ***And u say im the one thats ****ed in the head, or gay rather
- ***and your the one talking about ****s
- ***Also i suck ass with Jayce lol
- *** (4:52): Yeah, playing againts bots is a good way to make yourself feel like your good at the game
- ***Your a devil and ****ed up in the head
- ***You ****ed up Josh's head and control him, and even admitted that you have a lot of control on him and he doesn't notice
- ***Your a scumbag troll who tells people to go kill themselves or rather jokes about death
- ***Cool, I could of did that too, and she didnt want to before
- ***so what?
- ***You arent' a good person at all, although you can make yourself seem like it
- ***its funny how u stop talking because
- ***i can beat u
- ***in any arguement
- ***You dont care about what exactly
- *** (4:54): Ponyboy is helping you to become a uncaring *******, so im guessing your just teaching others that too yes?
- Josh "EHPiCk": but thats what i mena
- ***hes teaching u to be a uncaring *******, which is why u dont care..
- Josh "EHPiCk": but in all seriousness, i dont like him saying "go watch XJ9 blah blah" on the forums
- ***acting likes he a good guy
- ***when hes just a scumbag..
- Josh "EHPiCk": (4:57): I honestly think
- ***I cant save you..
- Josh "EHPiCk": (4:57): I honestly think
- ***I cant save you
- ***Unless you somehow think or something
- ***Your only 15 josh
- ***all the things ur doing with my guiding u
- ***is wrong..
- Josh "EHPiCk": (5:00): Your just in a stage of denial
- ***pretty much....
- Josh "EHPiCk": http://imgur.com/lz8Cf..
- Josh "EHPiCk": (5:04): i dont get why
- ***you are just throwing everything away
- ***also..
- Josh "EHPiCk": (5:06): what makes u think im just saying that, when i said..
- Josh "EHPiCk": "I would go to 0 elo forever for u not to be ****ed in the head"
- ***you know i care about you a lot..
- Josh "EHPiCk": teaching u everything for 6 months
- ***tolerating u lol..
- Josh "EHPiCk": its sad if u think about it
- ***ill try to lay it out for oyu
- ***you..
- Josh "EHPiCk":
- 1. you "friends" are total *******/trolls/uncaring..
- Josh "EHPiCk": (5:09): 2. You cant talk or have a conversation by yourself, or any of your other friends. instead, you al lshare convos like a little troll group of idiots..
- Josh "EHPiCk": 3. you refuse to talk to me, even though u know I'm right..
- Josh "EHPiCk": 4. You say I'm gay and flame me when I don't do anything and talk about ****s to me..
- Quote:
- xj9 (11:28): Hi
- EHPiCk (11:28): hahaaa
- ***you make me laugh
- xj9 (11:28): what?
- ***how so?
- EHPiCk (11:28): stop acting like you are talking professional
- ***we all know you are retarded
- xj9 (11:28): but thats what I do
- EHPiCk (11:28): ha
- xj9 (11:28): The sad part is that the ******* dont understand
- EHPiCk (11:28): btw
- xj9 (11:28): that they are retarded
- ***u arent really retarded
- EHPiCk (11:28): we read all of the chats
- xj9 (11:28): however, ur being changed to be one
- ***so thats the rproblem really
- EHPiCk (11:28): you and your people that talk about
- xj9 (11:28): and i know this, ever sense lambo started
- ***to paly 1 game
- ***when i tlak to 1 person
- ***i can tell when
- ***im not talking to 1 peerson
- EHPiCk (11:29): we duo'd the enitre game
- ***and talked on skype
- ***with ghargrim
- xj9 (11:29): I know
- EHPiCk (11:29): and altidore
- xj9 (11:29): im not stupid
- ***lol
- EHPiCk (11:29): yayay but you actually fell for it
- xj9 (11:29): no i didnt really
- EHPiCk (11:29): lol kay
- xj9 (11:29): although i was playing with it, as i already knew
- ***what was going on
- EHPiCk (11:29): hahaha
- ***we were waiting for your team to req
- ***but they went to bad sadly
- xj9 (11:30): yeah
- ***i figured
- ***u would
- EHPiCk (11:30): ban every single jungle you own
- ***and what are you
- ***LOL
- xj9 (11:30): um
- ***i have plenty
- ***of junglers
- ***u konw
- ***its sad
- ***what u do though
- EHPiCk (11:30): malphite noc shyv naut heca
- xj9 (11:30): u just remake teams
- ***to vs new players
- ***to make urself feel good inside
- EHPiCk (11:30): lol
- xj9 (11:30): because u can win ranked
- ***cant
- EHPiCk (11:31): i cant win solo q*
- ***too hard
- xj9 (11:31): u know im not mad or hate u or anything
- EHPiCk (11:31): cant get my roles
- xj9 (11:31): im always here to help u lol
- EHPiCk (11:31): i dont care
- xj9 (11:31): i know,
- ***because ur corrupted
- EHPiCk (11:31): but inside you are
- xj9 (11:31): lol
- ***inside what?
- ***i mean
- ***inside what
- EHPiCk (11:31): im not going back to your hell
- xj9 (11:31): am i?
- ***im not hell though josh *giggles*
- EHPiCk (11:31): you are so gay
- ***i swear
- xj9 (11:31): no im not
- ***lol
- EHPiCk (11:31): yes you are
- ***you are 100% gay
- xj9 (11:31): im not trolling when i say that
- ***why do u think that?
- ***u already know
- EHPiCk (11:32): well extactly why you are gay
- xj9 (11:32): why i did what i did
- ***and now ur just reverting back
- EHPiCk (11:32): no
- ***you are just obessed
- ***over a dude over the internet
- xj9 (11:32): no
- ***u are a good person, i changed u
- ***for the better
- ***my faithful student
- EHPiCk (11:32): for what
- xj9 (11:32): but now your just making it all a waste
- EHPiCk (11:32): so
- xj9 (11:32): well, reallyeveryone else
- ***is a total *******/troll
- EHPiCk (11:32): you played my heart for 6 months
- ***and its wasted too
- xj9 (11:32): i didnt play it.
- ***ur
- EHPiCk (11:32): so its basically revenge
- xj9 (11:32): the one wasting it
- EHPiCk (11:32): yes you did lol idiot
- xj9 (11:32): it didnt have t ogo to waste, we will be best frineds hopefully
- EHPiCk (11:32): you werent really sad at all
- xj9 (11:32): im not mad at u
- ***lol
- EHPiCk (11:32): you made me feel sad
- xj9 (11:33): wait what
- EHPiCk (11:33): do bad at school
- ***you basically palyed everything
- xj9 (11:33): I never wanted that u know that
- EHPiCk (11:33): the crying and
- xj9 (11:33): i said "stay after longer"
- ***i dont want u to fail
- EHPiCk (11:33): "im crying now"
- xj9 (11:33): i want u to succeed i nike u know that
- EHPiCk (11:33): you like
- ***are so physco
- ***you want altidore
- ***to have no friends
- xj9 (11:33): well, i actually
- ***did get sad, because of the way u acted
- EHPiCk (11:33): what kind of person does that
- xj9 (11:33): but it was all apart of my plan
- ***to change u for th ebetter
- EHPiCk (11:33): ill keep you added
- xj9 (11:33): and it was working
- ***but then its all ruinedn ow
- ***u know i got u
- ***to admit
- ***that your wrong right
- EHPiCk (11:34): lol
- ***that was a lie
- ***i just wanted
- ***you to shut up
- ***gotta admit
- ***i think
- ***tih gouth
- ***that was mcrooster though
- ***you got me on that
- ***but i jsut wanted you to shut up
- ***guess it didnt work
- xj9 (11:34): i really doubt it
- ***u said
- EHPiCk (11:34): okkkkkk
- xj9 (11:34): >.< why cant i do anything right
- EHPiCk (11:34): k
- ***you can believe that
- xj9 (11:34): i know inside u know what ur doing is wrong josh
- EHPiCk (11:34): you are so physco
- ***holy ****
- ***buse was right
- xj9 (11:35): No im not. lol
- EHPiCk (11:35): you do have no friends
- xj9 (11:35): I actually have
- EHPiCk (11:35): 2
- xj9 (11:35): a lot of irl friends
- EHPiCk (11:35): where are they then
- xj9 (11:35): but the thing is, i worked a lot on u
- ***to make au a better person
- ***but now ull end up
- EHPiCk (11:35): they probably talk **** behind your back
- xj9 (11:35): like the rest of them
- EHPiCk (11:35): i talk to buse alot btw
- xj9 (11:35): thats cool
- EHPiCk (11:35): kind sucks
- ***kinda sucks
- xj9 (11:35): how?
- EHPiCk (11:35): you like her so much LOL
- ***"ill marry her"
- xj9 (11:35): Yes I do
- ***obv means im gay
- ***lol
- EHPiCk (11:36): well
- ***you could be bi
- ***hahaha
- xj9 (11:36): i could be, but im not
- ***Dont you trust me?
- EHPiCk (11:36): but you are
- ***i dont trust you at all
- xj9 (11:36): the sad part is t hat
- EHPiCk (11:36): i really really really wanted you to be a girl
- xj9 (11:36): the 5 of u are like
- ***becoming 1
- ***all scumbags now, when i talk to 1 of u, u act the same
- ***no difference
- ***u know everythign could be really fun, way better then the sad fake happyness
- ***ur giving yourself
- ***why do u do this
- ***anyway?
- ***like
- ***its a really bad habbit
- ***to just play games like this
- EHPiCk (11:37): you do know
- ***no one gives a ****
- xj9 (11:37): about what?
- EHPiCk (11:37): of what you do
- ***or we
- ***ingeneral
- ***everyone*
- xj9 (11:38): what do u mean in general?
- ***what exactly do i do?
- EHPiCk (11:38): wasted 6 months
- xj9 (11:38): no
- ***it wasnt a waste
- ***altohguh ur making it a waste
- ***u dotn seem to rea
- ***realize
- ***what im saying
- EHPiCk (11:38): stop spamming
- xj9 (11:38): because ur corrupted
- EHPiCk (11:38): or im deleting you
- xj9 (11:38): im not spamming
- ***u know this is how i type
- EHPiCk (11:38): stop talking
- xj9 (11:38): why?
- EHPiCk (11:38): im going to play a game
- xj9 (11:38): josh, u know your wrong
- ***why?
- EHPiCk (11:38): and you are going to flood
- xj9 (11:38): because u live
- ***in a world of fake happyness
- ***and avoid
- ***the actual real happyness
- ***which is me?
- ***why did u invite me then?
- ***like
- EHPiCk (11:39): i invited
- ***everyone on my list
- ***accidentally
- ***accidentally invited you
- xj9 (11:39): im honeslty
- ***pretty sure
- ***that u meant that
- ***when u say >.< why cant i do anythign right
- ***i talked to u
- ***for a hour aobut everything
- ***honestly think about it
- ***if u just stopped hanging out with scumbag/ididots, and becoming one yourself
- ***and actual made use of what i taught u over the past 6 months
- ***we would be so happy playing games together
- EHPiCk (11:40): no
- ***i wont be crying and regreting everything
- ***you cage me up brah
- xj9 (11:41): huh
- ***what woul du regret?
- ***and no i dont
- EHPiCk (11:41): everything
- xj9 (11:41): i tell u whats right, to do, and ur caging
- ***urself up
- ***u cage yourself up
- EHPiCk (11:41): iw ould be playing with other people
- xj9 (11:41): and u dont even know it
- EHPiCk (11:41): and having more fun
- xj9..
- [7/15/2012 3:04:36 AM] Josh "EHPiCk": i taught u
- ***but ur making it a waste
- ***the fact
- ***u are arrogant enough to say im a lfie waster and gay
- ***and then say "good jungler" is
- ***pretty disgusting
- ***u know that if u were to legit just sit down and talk to me for a few hours u would realize what ur doing is stupid right?
- *** (11:52): josh i dont want u
- ***to end up as another
- ***internet ******
- ***i dnt want that
- ***u deserve better
- ***u shouldnt be like that
- ***how? i treat people with respect, im kind, i like to talk things out
- ***ponyboy likes ponies, i gues u sohuld hate him too
- ***oh wait thats another
- ***arrogant comment
- ***but see
- ***u say
- ***no not really im not going t obe best friends with u
- ***because u dont want to talk to me
- ***for a hour or 2
- ***and not play games during it
- ***because u know ill convicne u
- ***because im right
- ***as always.
- ***its sorta like me calling out "what makes lee isn tkae skill" reddit thread
- ***no one really talked, just downvoted
- ***because they have no arguement
- *** (11:54): u are just avoidign the arguement because u konw i would win
- ***and then u would dleete everyone and come back to me and we would be best friends
- ***u know it would be really nice
- ***im tearing a bit thinking on how nice it would be
- ***but sadly, its delayed due to your corrupted mind
- ***party like its 1960
- ***lol
- ***i hoenslt
- ***dont care abotu this elo
- *** (11:56): what
- ***no i just try to tell
- ***the bad people what to do
- ***but most of the time
- ***they act like the current state of u
- ***and then i jsut bock them
- ***if i could trade
- ***all my elo, revert to 0, and never gain elo aain
- ***for ur corrupted mind
- ***to go away
- ***i would do that
- ***i dont care about the elo, u think
- ***of all these bad thigns
- ***and 1 second
- ***i gtota let me dad in
- ***doors are all locked
- ***lol
- ***ok im back
- ***apparently is was my brother
- *** (11:58): that came back fro ma party
- ***my god i have the worst fever ever atm
- ***josh why do u think
- ***im just saying that?
- ***like what points out
- ***to evidence
- ***that im just saying that?
- ***no answer
- ***exactly why
- ***u dont ant to speak with me 1v1
- ***and just try to ignore me
- ***because i can convicne u that ur being a iidot
- *** (12:00): josh your mind isnt right ...
- ***can u let me fix that please?
- ***whats so funny?
- ***well, it might sound gay ( i guesS?) but it isnt
- ***its the truth
- ***how am i annoying
- ***those people
- ***ei tlaked toa
- ***are the most biggest idiots
- ***ive talked to
- ***i must of gotten
- ***this fever
- ***from them
- ***tbh
- ***my head hurts so much ughhhhhhhhhhhh
- ***did u hear my voice?
- ***im curious
- *** (12:02): lol i aparently sound like some 20+ year old guy or like imaqtpie
- ***idk
- ***lol
- ***how?
- ***its a 10 dollar mic
- ***in 3-11 days
- ***my 80 dollar mic and 50 dollar webcam
- ***coms in
- ***then i guess ill play ranked?
- ***or something
- ***that isnt gay
- ***ur over using gay
- ***like
- ***it has no meaning
- ***its jus there
- ***huh?
- ***what do u mean u dotn carE? im not trying
- ***to make it effect u, im sut saying
- ***im really bored lately
- EHPiCk (12:04): wait let me send the chat
- ***to ghargrim
- xj9 (12:04): yeah, because ur really mature
- ***and ur
- ***mind is corrupted
- ***still
- ***=/..
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