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- akumenang.com
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- Before time began, there was the Cube.
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- We know not where it comes from,
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- only that it holds the power
- to create worlds and fill them with life.
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- That is how our race was born.
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- For a time, we lived in harmony,
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- but like all great power,
- some wanted it for good, others for evil.
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- And so began the war,
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- a war that ravaged our planet
- until it was consumed by death,
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- and the Cube was lost
- to the far reaches of space.
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- We scattered across the galaxy,
- hoping to find it and rebuild our home,
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- searching every star, every world.
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- 00:01:44,504 --> 00:01:50,443
- And just when all hope seemed lost,
- message of a new discovery drew us
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- to an unknown planet called Earth.
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- 00:02:01,855 --> 00:02:04,255
- But we were already too late.
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- Oh, God, five months of this.
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- I can't wait to get a little taste of home.
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- A plate of mama's alligators étouffée.
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- You've been talking
- about barbecued 'gators and crickets
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- for the last two weeks. I'm never going
- to your mama's house, Fig. I promise.
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- 00:02:30,183 --> 00:02:33,482
- But Bobby, Bobby, 'gators are known
- to have the most succulent meat.
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- I understand.
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- English, please. English.
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- I mean, how many times have we...
- We don't speak Spanish. I told you that.
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- Why you got to ruin it for me, man?
- That's my heritage.
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- Go with the Spanish. Whatever.
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- Hey, you guys remember weekends?
- Huh? The Sox at Fenway.
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- - Cold hotdog and a flat beer.
- - Perfect day.
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- What about you, Captain?
- You got a perfect day?
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- I just can't wait to hold my baby girl
- for the first time.
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- - He's adorable.
- - That's too...
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- Shut up!
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- Hey, I'm ready to do this.
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- Hey, any of y'all grow some balls,
- come see me on the court, man.
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- Hey, hey!
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- Watch this crossover, baby.
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- Like Jordan in his prime,
- pushing through the front line.
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- - Step aside, ladies.
- - Oh, man. What?
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- - Lennox!
- - Hey, what are you doing?
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- - Water?
- - Thank you.
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- Are you gonna help me with the gear?
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- Colonel Sharp, we have an inbound
- unidentified infiltrator, 10 miles out.
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- Unidentified aircraft, you are
- in restricted US military airspace.
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- Squawk ident and proceed east
- out of the area.
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- Raptors one and two, snap to heading
- two-five-zero to intercept.
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- Bogie is in the weeds ten miles out,
- not squawking.
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- Unidentified aircraft, we will escort you
- to US SOCCENT airbase.
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- If you do not comply,
- we will use deadly force.
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- Copy the bogie.
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- Tail 4500 X-Ray.
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- Sir, says here 4500 X
- was shot down three months ago.
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- - Afghanistan.
- - That's got to be a mistake.
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- - Check again, then recheck.
- - I did, sir.
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- A friend of mine was on that chopper.
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- Unidentified aircraft, we will escort you
- to US SOCCENT airbase.
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- - Radar, where's the inbound?
- - Bogie's five miles out, sir.
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- - My wife on?
- - Yes, Captain.
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- - My ladies!
- - Look.
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- Oh, my goodness. Look at her.
- She's getting so big.
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- Look at those cheeks.
- I just wanna chew on them.
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- Baby, we made a good-looking kid.
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- I know that people say that all the time,
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- but, wow, we made
- one good-looking kid. Nice work.
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- She has your laugh.
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- - She laughed?
- - Her first one, yeah.
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- You sure she didn't just fart?
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- No, she's a lady.
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- She doesn't know you yet, but she will.
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- 4500 X. Something's not right.
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- Bogie's on the deck.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Radar's jammed.
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- It's coming from the chopper.
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- - Will?
- - Sarah?
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- Hey, Sarah, if you can hear me,
- I love you and I'll be home soon.
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- - To the right. Go to the right.
- - Check fire.
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- MH-53 pilot, power down now.
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- Have your crew step out
- or we will kill you.
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- Hold your fire! Stand by to engage!
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- My God.
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- They bombed the antenna farm!
- We're under attack!
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- Go! Move! Move!
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- It's going after the files!
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- Cut the hard lines!
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- I need a key! It's locked!
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- Move! Move!
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- Here, come here! Come here!
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- Here, hide in here!
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- Oh, my God. Okay.
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- No!
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- Oh!
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- What the...
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- Epps, let's go!
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- Okay, Mr. Witwicky, you're up.
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- Sorry, I got a lot of stuff.
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- Watch.
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- Okay.
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- For my family...
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- Who did... Who did that?
- People! Responsibility.
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- Okay.
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- So, for my family genealogy report,
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- I decided to do it
- on my great-great-grandfather,
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- who was a famous man,
- Captain Archibald Witwicky.
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- Very famous explorer.
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- In fact, he was one of the first to explore
- the Arctic Circle, which is a big deal.
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- In 1897, he took 41 brave sailors
- straight into the Arctic Shelf.
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- Move faster, men! Move! Chop! Heave!
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- The ice is freezing faster than
- it's melting! Chop faster! Heave, men!
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- Heave! No sacrifice, no victory!
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- We'll get to the Arctic Circle, lads!
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- 00:10:02,134 --> 00:10:04,364
- So that's the story, right?
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- 00:10:04,470 --> 00:10:06,671
- And here we have some of
- the basic instruments and tools
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- used by 19th-century seamen.
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- This here is the quadrant,
- which you can get for 80 bucks.
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- It's all for sale, by the way.
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- 00:10:13,412 --> 00:10:18,111
- Like the sextant here.
- $50 for this, which is a bargain.
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- 00:10:18,317 --> 00:10:20,683
- These are pretty cool.
- These are my grandfather's glasses.
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- 00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:23,516
- I haven't quite gotten them appraised
- yet, but they've seen many cool things.
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- 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,853
- Are you going to sell me his liver?
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- 00:10:25,992 --> 00:10:28,552
- Mr. Witwicky, this isn't show and sell.
- It's the 11th grade.
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- I don't think your grandfather would be
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- particularly proud of what you're doing.
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- I know. I'm sorry. I just, you know,
- this is all going towards my car fund.
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- 00:10:34,533 --> 00:10:36,613
- You can tell your folks. It's on eBay.
- I take Paypal.
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- 00:10:36,702 --> 00:10:38,033
- Cold hard cash works, too.
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- 00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:40,435
- And the compass makes a great gift
- for Columbus Day.
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- - Sam!
- - Sorry.
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- 00:10:42,108 --> 00:10:43,803
- Unfortunately,
- my great-great-grandfather,
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- the genius that he was, wound up
- going blind and crazy in a psycho Ward,
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- drawing these strange symbols
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- and babbling on about
- some giant ice man
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- that he thought he'd discovered.
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- Okay. Might be a pop quiz tomorrow.
- Might not.
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- - Sleep in fear tonight.
- - Here, you want? Here, 50. 40? 30?
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- - Sam?
- - Yeah. Sorry, sorry.
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- 00:11:03,229 --> 00:11:05,789
- Okay. Pretty good, right?
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- 00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:10,134
- I'd say a solid B-.
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- A B-?
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- You were Hawking
- your great-grandfather's crap
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- - in my classroom.
- - No, kids enjoy...
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- - Look, can you do me a favor?
- - What?
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- 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:20,037
- Can you look out the window
- for a second? You see my father?
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- 00:11:20,112 --> 00:11:21,673
- - He's the guy in the green car.
- - Yeah.
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- 00:11:21,781 --> 00:11:24,409
- Okay, I wanna tell you about a dream.
- A boy's dream.
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- And a man's promise to that boy.
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- He looked at me in the eye.
- He said, "Son, I'm gonna buy you a car."
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- "But I want you to bring me $2,000
- and three As."
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- Okay? I got the 2,000 and I got two As.
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- Okay? Here's the dream. Your B-.
- Dream gone. Kaput.
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- 00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:42,891
- Sir, just ask yourself,
- what would Jesus do?
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- Yes! Yes, yes.
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- 00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:48,140
- So?
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- A-. It's an A, though.
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- 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,305
- Wait, wait, wait. I can't see. It's an A.
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- 00:11:51,410 --> 00:11:53,105
- - So I'm good?
- - You're good.
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- 00:11:53,879 --> 00:11:57,110
- - I got a little surprise for you, son.
- - What kind of...
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- 00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:59,441
- Yeah, a little surprise.
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- No. No, no, no, no. Dad!
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- 00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:06,547
- - Oh, you got to be kidding me.
- - See?
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- Yeah. I am.
- You're not getting a Porsche.
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- 00:12:12,798 --> 00:12:14,959
- - You think that's funny?
- - Yeah, I think it's funny.
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- 00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:16,534
- - What's wrong with you?
- - You think I'd really get you
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- a Porsche for your first car?
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- I don't want to talk to you
- for the rest of this whole thing.
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- 00:12:21,707 --> 00:12:25,199
- - Oh, come on. It's just a practical joke.
- - It's not a funny joke.
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- 00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:29,815
- - Manny!
- - What?
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- 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,484
- Get your cousin out of
- that damn clown suit.
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- 00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:33,577
- He's having a heat stroke again.
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- Scaring white folks.
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- 00:12:34,854 --> 00:12:36,754
- I'm hot! Makeup's melting.
- It hurts my eyes.
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- Here? No, no, no, what is this?
- You said... You said half a car,
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- 00:12:40,292 --> 00:12:41,850
- not half a piece of crap, Dad.
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- 00:12:41,994 --> 00:12:44,326
- When I was your age, I'd have been
- happy with four wheels and an engine.
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- 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:45,897
- Okay, let me explain
- something to you. Okay?
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- 00:12:45,998 --> 00:12:47,329
- - You ever see 40-Year-Old Virgin?
- - Yeah.
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- 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:50,527
- Okay, that's what this is.
- And this is 50-year-old virgin.
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- 00:12:50,636 --> 00:12:52,399
- - Okay.
- - You want me to live that life?
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- 00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:54,700
- - No sacrifice, no victory.
- - Yeah, no victory. You know, I got it.
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- 00:12:54,807 --> 00:12:56,069
- - The old Witwicky motto, Dad.
- - Right.
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- 00:12:56,175 --> 00:12:57,233
- Gentlemen.
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- Bobby Bolivia, like the country,
- except without the runs.
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- 00:13:02,214 --> 00:13:03,306
- How can I help you?
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- 00:13:03,415 --> 00:13:06,179
- Well, my son here,
- looking to buy his first car.
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- 00:13:07,086 --> 00:13:09,179
- - You come to see me?
- - I had to.
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- That practically makes us family.
- Uncle Bobby B, baby. Uncle Bobby B.
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- 00:13:13,759 --> 00:13:16,125
- - Sam.
- - Sam, let me talk to you.
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- 00:13:16,562 --> 00:13:21,090
- Sam, your first enchilada of freedom
- awaits underneath one of those hoods.
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- 00:13:21,867 --> 00:13:25,200
- Let me tell you something, son.
- A driver don't pick the car.
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- The car'll pick the driver.
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- 00:13:27,339 --> 00:13:30,137
- It's a mystical bond
- between man and machine.
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- Son, I'm a lot of things,
- but a liar's not one of them.
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- 00:13:33,245 --> 00:13:37,773
- Especially not in front of my mammy.
- That's my mammy. Hey, Mammy!
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- Don't be like that.
- If I had a rock, I'd bust your head, bitch.
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- 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,714
- I tell you, man, she deaf, you know?
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- 00:13:47,393 --> 00:13:52,353
- Well, over here, every piece of car
- a man might want or need.
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- 00:13:52,464 --> 00:13:53,897
- This ain't bad.
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- 00:13:55,201 --> 00:13:57,226
- - This one's got racing stripes.
- - Yeah.
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- It got racing...
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- 00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:01,170
- Yeah, what's this?
- What the heck is this?
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- 00:14:01,273 --> 00:14:03,036
- I don't know nothing about this car.
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- - Manny!
- - What?
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- What is this? This car! Check it out!
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- I don't know, boss! I've never seen it!
- That's loco!
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- Don't go Ricky Ricardo on me, Manny!
- Find out!
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- Feels good.
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- 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,483
- - How much?
- - Well,
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- considering the semi-classic nature
- of the vehicle,
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- with the slick wheels
- and the custom paint job...
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- 00:14:25,464 --> 00:14:29,525
- - Yeah, but the paint's faded.
- - Yeah, but it's custom.
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- It's custom faded?
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- 00:14:30,769 --> 00:14:33,533
- Well, this is your first car.
- I wouldn't expect you to understand.
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- 00:14:33,639 --> 00:14:36,437
- - Five grand.
- - No, I'm not paying over four. Sorry.
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- 00:14:36,842 --> 00:14:38,434
- Kid, come on, get out. Get out the car.
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- 00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:40,102
- No, no, no.
- You said cars pick their drivers.
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- 00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:43,409
- Well, sometimes they pick a driver
- with a cheap-ass father. Out the car.
- 215
- 00:14:43,515 --> 00:14:46,678
- Now, this one here
- for four Gs is a beaut.
- 216
- 00:14:46,785 --> 00:14:48,912
- There's a Fiesta with racing stripes
- over there.
- 217
- 00:14:49,021 --> 00:14:51,615
- No, I don't want a Fiesta
- with racing stripes.
- 218
- 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,749
- This is a classic engine right here.
- 219
- 00:14:53,859 --> 00:14:56,191
- I sold a car the other day...
- 220
- 00:14:58,230 --> 00:14:59,663
- Gee. Holy cow.
- 221
- 00:14:59,765 --> 00:15:01,198
- - No, no, no. No worries.
- - You all right?
- 222
- 00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:05,066
- I'll get a sledgehammer and knock
- this right out. Hey, hey, Manny!
- 223
- 00:15:05,170 --> 00:15:06,831
- Get your clown cousin
- and get some hammers
- 224
- 00:15:06,939 --> 00:15:09,066
- and come bang this stuff out, baby!
- 225
- 00:15:10,142 --> 00:15:11,109
- Greater than man...
- 226
- 00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:14,304
- That one's my favorite,
- drove all the way from Alabammy.
- 227
- 00:15:31,563 --> 00:15:32,530
- $4,000.
- 228
- 00:15:45,210 --> 00:15:46,336
- Steve.
- 229
- 00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:48,345
- Hello, Mr. Secretary.
- 230
- 00:15:50,349 --> 00:15:51,941
- They're so young.
- 231
- 00:15:52,051 --> 00:15:54,178
- They're the top
- subject matter experts, sir.
- 232
- 00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:56,550
- NSA's recruiting right out of
- high school these days.
- 233
- 00:15:56,655 --> 00:16:00,022
- Guys, that's the Secretary of Defense.
- 234
- 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:03,123
- I am so underdressed.
- 235
- 00:16:03,228 --> 00:16:06,220
- Ladies and gentlemen,
- the Secretary of Defense.
- 236
- 00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:09,761
- Please be seated.
- 237
- 00:16:11,103 --> 00:16:12,798
- I'm John Keller.
- 238
- 00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:16,170
- Obviously, you're wondering
- why you're here, so these are the facts.
- 239
- 00:16:17,543 --> 00:16:19,443
- At 1900 local time yesterday,
- 240
- 00:16:19,545 --> 00:16:22,742
- the SOCCENT Forward Operations
- Base in Qatar was attacked.
- 241
- 00:16:22,948 --> 00:16:26,213
- So far as we know,
- there were no survivors.
- 242
- 00:16:26,585 --> 00:16:29,918
- The objective of the attack
- was to hack our military network.
- 243
- 00:16:30,522 --> 00:16:32,162
- We're not sure
- exactly what they're after,
- 244
- 00:16:32,257 --> 00:16:35,693
- but we do know that
- they were cut off during the assault,
- 245
- 00:16:35,794 --> 00:16:39,662
- which would lead us to assume
- that they're going to try it again.
- 246
- 00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:43,068
- Now, no one's taken responsibility
- for the attack.
- 247
- 00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:47,161
- And the only real lead we have so far
- is this sound.
- 248
- 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:56,440
- That's the signal
- that hacked our network.
- 249
- 00:16:57,916 --> 00:17:01,010
- NSA's working at full capacity
- to analyze it
- 250
- 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,600
- and intercept further communications,
- 251
- 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:05,486
- but we need your help
- to find out who did this.
- 252
- 00:17:05,591 --> 00:17:09,789
- Now, you've all shown considerable
- ability in the area of signals analysis.
- 253
- 00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:12,492
- We're on a hair-trigger here, people.
- 254
- 00:17:13,065 --> 00:17:15,192
- The President has dispatched
- battle groups
- 255
- 00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:19,464
- to the Arabian Gulf and Yellow Sea.
- This is as real as it's ever gonna get.
- 256
- 00:17:19,571 --> 00:17:21,198
- Now I'm gonna leave you
- to your officer-in-charge.
- 257
- 00:17:21,306 --> 00:17:24,207
- You'll break up into teams
- and you'll start your work.
- 258
- 00:17:24,309 --> 00:17:25,833
- Good luck to us all.
- 259
- 00:17:35,287 --> 00:17:38,723
- All right, Mojo. I got the car.
- Now I need the girl.
- 260
- 00:17:40,759 --> 00:17:44,422
- I need money to take out the girl
- is what I need.
- 261
- 00:17:44,596 --> 00:17:45,654
- Zero bids.
- 262
- 00:17:47,132 --> 00:17:49,430
- Great. Broke.
- 263
- 00:17:49,535 --> 00:17:51,901
- Come on, Mojo.
- You want your pain pills?
- 264
- 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,203
- No. Premature.
- 265
- 00:17:55,307 --> 00:17:56,638
- Good. What's up?
- 266
- 00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:59,575
- Nothing. You know, just driving my car.
- Driving my car.
- 267
- 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,074
- It's like clockwork.
- 268
- 00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:04,774
- All right, I know you get wasted
- on these things,
- 269
- 00:18:04,883 --> 00:18:07,943
- but if you piss in my bed again,
- you're sleeping outside. Okay?
- 270
- 00:18:08,053 --> 00:18:10,351
- That's it for today. No more. Crackhead.
- 271
- 00:18:10,456 --> 00:18:14,552
- - Ron, this one is uneven.
- - Yeah. Probably.
- 272
- 00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:15,854
- This one is wobbly.
- 273
- 00:18:15,961 --> 00:18:20,057
- - Yeah. I'll take care of that real soon.
- - Couldn't we have hired a professional?
- 274
- 00:18:20,165 --> 00:18:21,291
- - Sam...
- - What?
- 275
- 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,960
- I do not like footprints on my grass.
- 276
- 00:18:24,069 --> 00:18:26,264
- - What foot... There's no footprints.
- - That's why I built my path.
- 277
- 00:18:26,371 --> 00:18:28,066
- So why don't you go from my grass
- onto my path, okay?
- 278
- 00:18:28,173 --> 00:18:30,300
- - It's family grass, Dad.
- - Well, when you own your own grass,
- 279
- 00:18:30,409 --> 00:18:32,502
- - you'll understand.
- - This... I can't do it anymore.
- 280
- 00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:34,704
- - You're putting girl jewelry on a boy dog.
- - What?
- 281
- 00:18:34,813 --> 00:18:36,974
- He's got enough self-esteem issues
- as a Chihuahua, Mom.
- 282
- 00:18:37,082 --> 00:18:38,640
- That's his bling.
- 283
- 00:18:39,017 --> 00:18:40,951
- I want you home at 11:00!
- 284
- 00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:42,918
- - Yeah, all right.
- - 11:00!
- 285
- 00:18:43,021 --> 00:18:45,148
- Please, for the love of God, drive safely.
- 286
- 00:18:45,257 --> 00:18:46,485
- Seat belt on!
- 287
- 00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:56,458
- Wow. You are so cheap.
- 288
- 00:18:57,736 --> 00:19:00,569
- Well, it's his first car.
- Supposed to be like that.
- 289
- 00:19:05,444 --> 00:19:10,973
- At this time, we can't confirm
- whether there were any survivors.
- 290
- 00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:12,484
- Oh, my God.
- 291
- 00:19:12,584 --> 00:19:14,415
- Our bases worldwide are, as of now,
- at DEFCON Delta,
- 292
- 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:16,647
- our highest readiness level.
- 293
- 00:19:17,956 --> 00:19:19,685
- We're dealing with
- a very effective weapons system
- 294
- 00:19:19,791 --> 00:19:22,157
- that we have not come across before.
- 295
- 00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:25,296
- But our prayers are with the families
- of the brave men and women...
- 296
- 00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:27,226
- Honey, Daddy's gonna be okay.
- 297
- 00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:31,059
- I've never seen a weapons system
- like this.
- 298
- 00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:34,032
- The thermal shows this weird aura
- around the exoskeleton
- 299
- 00:19:34,139 --> 00:19:37,233
- like it's cloaked
- by some kind of invisible force field.
- 300
- 00:19:37,409 --> 00:19:39,639
- That's impossible. There's no
- such thing as invisible force fields
- 301
- 00:19:39,745 --> 00:19:41,906
- except in, like, comic book stuff, right?
- 302
- 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,414
- - Man, I don't know.
- - What is that?
- 303
- 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:45,574
- My mama, she had the gift, you know?
- 304
- 00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:48,653
- She saw things. I got the gene, too,
- 305
- 00:19:49,054 --> 00:19:52,717
- and that thing that attacked us?
- I got a feeling it ain't over.
- 306
- 00:19:53,559 --> 00:19:55,322
- How about you use
- those magic voodoo powers
- 307
- 00:19:55,427 --> 00:19:57,019
- and get us the hell out of here, huh?
- 308
- 00:19:57,196 --> 00:20:01,496
- When I took that picture,
- I think it saw me.
- 309
- 00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:05,464
- It looked right at me.
- 310
- 00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:08,470
- All right, we got to get this thing
- back to The Pentagon right away.
- 311
- 00:20:08,574 --> 00:20:10,007
- They got to know what
- we're dealing with here.
- 312
- 00:20:10,108 --> 00:20:11,439
- My radio's fried.
- 313
- 00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:14,538
- - I got no communication with aerial.
- - Hey, Mahfouz.
- 314
- 00:20:14,646 --> 00:20:17,615
- - How far do you live from here?
- - Not far. Just up that Mountain.
- 315
- 00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:19,240
- - Do they have a phone?
- - Yes.
- 316
- 00:20:19,351 --> 00:20:21,012
- All right, let's hit it.
- 317
- 00:20:24,456 --> 00:20:26,788
- Dude, are you sure
- we're invited to this party?
- 318
- 00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:30,760
- Of course, Miles.
- It's a lake. Public property.
- 319
- 00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:33,690
- Oh, my God.
- 320
- 00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:37,329
- Oh, my God, dude, Mikaela's here.
- Just don't do anything weird, all right?
- 321
- 00:20:37,436 --> 00:20:38,994
- - I'm good, right?
- - Yeah, you're good.
- 322
- 00:20:39,104 --> 00:20:40,071
- Okay.
- 323
- 00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:46,740
- Hey, guys, check it out.
- 324
- 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,213
- Oh, hi.
- 325
- 00:20:48,313 --> 00:20:52,409
- Hey, bro. That car. It's nice. Hey.
- 326
- 00:20:57,556 --> 00:20:59,615
- So, what are you guys doing here?
- 327
- 00:21:00,325 --> 00:21:02,225
- We're here to climb this tree.
- 328
- 00:21:02,961 --> 00:21:04,826
- I see that. It looks... It looks fun.
- 329
- 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,397
- - Yeah.
- - You know, I thought I recognized you.
- 330
- 00:21:06,498 --> 00:21:09,467
- You tried out for the football team
- last year, right?
- 331
- 00:21:11,036 --> 00:21:12,333
- Let's go call your Mom.
- 332
- 00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:16,339
- Oh, no, no, that... No.
- That wasn't like a real tryout.
- 333
- 00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:19,137
- I was researching a book I was writing.
- 334
- 00:21:19,244 --> 00:21:20,541
- - Oh, yeah?
- - Yeah.
- 335
- 00:21:20,646 --> 00:21:23,012
- Yeah? What's it about?
- Sucking at sports?
- 336
- 00:21:24,516 --> 00:21:28,145
- No, it's about the link between
- brain damage and football.
- 337
- 00:21:28,253 --> 00:21:30,483
- No, it's a good book.
- Your friends'll love it.
- 338
- 00:21:30,589 --> 00:21:33,752
- You know, it's got mazes in it and,
- you know, little coloring areas,
- 339
- 00:21:33,859 --> 00:21:36,419
- sections, pop-up pictures.
- It's a lot of fun.
- 340
- 00:21:37,062 --> 00:21:38,222
- That's funny.
- 341
- 00:21:38,897 --> 00:21:41,024
- Okay, okay. You know what? Stop.
- 342
- 00:21:43,869 --> 00:21:46,099
- Hey, guys, I know of a party.
- Let's go, let's head.
- 343
- 00:21:46,204 --> 00:21:48,263
- You got to get out
- of the tree right now. Get...
- 344
- 00:21:48,373 --> 00:21:50,967
- Just get out of the tree
- right now, please.
- 345
- 00:21:51,910 --> 00:21:53,104
- What are you doing?
- 346
- 00:21:53,211 --> 00:21:55,270
- Did you see that dismount?
- All the chicks were watching.
- 347
- 00:21:55,380 --> 00:21:57,814
- You're making me look like an idiot.
- We both looked like idiots just now.
- 348
- 00:21:57,916 --> 00:22:01,181
- - Hey, how about you let me drive?
- - Oh, no. No, no, no. This is not a toy.
- 349
- 00:22:01,286 --> 00:22:04,255
- These 22s, I don't want you
- grinding them. No.
- 350
- 00:22:04,356 --> 00:22:07,348
- Why doesn't my little bunny
- just hop in the back seat?
- 351
- 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:11,694
- God, I can't even tell you how much
- I'm not your little bunny.
- 352
- 00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:14,299
- Okay.
- 353
- 00:22:15,767 --> 00:22:17,200
- You'll call me.
- 354
- 00:22:23,608 --> 00:22:26,509
- Who's gonna drive you home, tonight?
- 355
- 00:22:26,611 --> 00:22:28,131
- Hey, man, what's wrong
- with your radio?
- 356
- 00:22:28,213 --> 00:22:30,113
- - I'm gonna drive her home tonight.
- - What?
- 357
- 00:22:30,215 --> 00:22:32,843
- She's an evil jock concubine, man.
- Let her hitchhike.
- 358
- 00:22:32,951 --> 00:22:34,578
- She lives 10 miles from here, okay?
- It's my only chance.
- 359
- 00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:35,948
- You got to be understanding
- here, all right?
- 360
- 00:22:36,054 --> 00:22:37,453
- All right. We'll put her in the back.
- I'll be quiet.
- 361
- 00:22:37,556 --> 00:22:39,183
- - Did you say, "Put her in the back"?
- - I called shotgun.
- 362
- 00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:41,088
- I'm not putting her in the back.
- You got to get out of my car.
- 363
- 00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:42,626
- - That's a party foul.
- - What rules?
- 364
- 00:22:42,627 --> 00:22:43,821
- Bros before hos.
- 365
- 00:22:43,929 --> 00:22:45,692
- Miles, I'm begging you to get out
- of my car. Okay?
- 366
- 00:22:45,797 --> 00:22:46,786
- You can't do this to me.
- 367
- 00:22:46,898 --> 00:22:48,991
- You got to get out of my car right now.
- 368
- 00:22:52,838 --> 00:22:56,274
- Who's gonna come around
- when you break?
- 369
- 00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:59,242
- Mikaela! It's Sam.
- 370
- 00:22:59,344 --> 00:23:00,368
- Witwicky.
- 371
- 00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:03,040
- I hope I didn't get you
- stranded or anything.
- 372
- 00:23:03,148 --> 00:23:04,115
- You sure?
- 373
- 00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:05,979
- So, listen, I was wondering
- if I could ride you home.
- 374
- 00:23:06,084 --> 00:23:09,542
- I mean, give you a ride home
- in my car, to your house.
- 375
- 00:23:10,589 --> 00:23:11,783
- There you go.
- 376
- 00:23:18,930 --> 00:23:19,897
- So...
- 377
- 00:23:23,802 --> 00:23:26,168
- I can't believe that I'm here right now.
- 378
- 00:23:27,606 --> 00:23:30,234
- You can duck down if you want.
- I mean, it won't hurt my feelings.
- 379
- 00:23:30,342 --> 00:23:32,367
- Oh, no, no, no.
- I didn't mean here with you.
- 380
- 00:23:32,477 --> 00:23:37,710
- I just meant here, like, in this situation,
- this same situation that I'm always in.
- 381
- 00:23:37,816 --> 00:23:40,808
- 'Cause, I don't know, I guess I just
- have a weakness for hot guys,
- 382
- 00:23:40,919 --> 00:23:44,446
- for tight abs and really big arms.
- 383
- 00:23:44,923 --> 00:23:46,117
- Big arms?
- 384
- 00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:50,857
- Well, there's a couple new additions
- in the car.
- 385
- 00:23:50,962 --> 00:23:53,453
- Like, I just put in that light there.
- 386
- 00:23:54,032 --> 00:23:57,991
- And that disco ball. And so the light
- reflects off the disco ball.
- 387
- 00:23:59,905 --> 00:24:00,872
- Yeah.
- 388
- 00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:07,510
- Are you new to school this year?
- It's your first year here?
- 389
- 00:24:07,612 --> 00:24:09,443
- Oh, no, no.
- 390
- 00:24:09,548 --> 00:24:11,448
- We've been in the same school
- since first grade.
- 391
- 00:24:11,550 --> 00:24:12,847
- - Really?
- - Yeah.
- 392
- 00:24:13,251 --> 00:24:14,582
- Yeah, a long time.
- 393
- 00:24:14,686 --> 00:24:16,586
- Well, do we have any classes together?
- 394
- 00:24:16,688 --> 00:24:18,246
- - Yeah, yeah.
- - Really? Which?
- 395
- 00:24:18,356 --> 00:24:21,848
- History. Language arts. Math. Science.
- 396
- 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:23,222
- - Sam.
- - Sam. Yeah.
- 397
- 00:24:23,328 --> 00:24:26,764
- - Sam Wilkicky.
- - Witwicky.
- 398
- 00:24:26,865 --> 00:24:28,545
- God, you know what? I'm so sorry.
- I just...
- 399
- 00:24:28,633 --> 00:24:30,328
- - No, it's cool.
- - I just didn't recognize you.
- 400
- 00:24:30,435 --> 00:24:32,869
- Yeah, well, I mean,
- that's understandable.
- 401
- 00:24:34,072 --> 00:24:36,870
- No, no, no. No. Come on.
- 402
- 00:24:38,243 --> 00:24:40,763
- Sorry, I'm just working out the kinks.
- You know, it's a new car.
- 403
- 00:24:41,646 --> 00:24:44,240
- When I get that feeling
- I want sexual healing.
- 404
- 00:24:44,349 --> 00:24:47,079
- This radio is, like, you know...
- It's an old radio, too, so...
- 405
- 00:24:47,185 --> 00:24:48,880
- Sexual healing.
- 406
- 00:24:48,987 --> 00:24:51,217
- Look, this isn't something that I,
- you know...
- 407
- 00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:54,292
- I can't get this radio to stop.
- Look, I wouldn't try this on you.
- 408
- 00:24:54,392 --> 00:24:56,894
- 'Cause this is like a romantic thing
- that I'm not trying to do.
- 409
- 00:24:56,895 --> 00:24:58,590
- Not that you're not worthy
- of trying something like this on.
- 410
- 00:24:58,697 --> 00:25:00,028
- - No, of course not.
- - I'm a friend of yours.
- 411
- 00:25:00,131 --> 00:25:02,463
- I'm not a romantic friend.
- Romantic friends do this.
- 412
- 00:25:02,567 --> 00:25:05,627
- I mean, I'm not that friend.
- I mean, we... I could be.
- 413
- 00:25:06,037 --> 00:25:07,231
- I feel good.
- 414
- 00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:08,738
- Just pop the hood.
- 415
- 00:25:09,207 --> 00:25:12,370
- Stupid. Shut up, shut up, shut up.
- 416
- 00:25:14,813 --> 00:25:16,041
- Whoa, nice headers.
- 417
- 00:25:16,147 --> 00:25:17,705
- You've got a high-rise
- double-pump carburetor.
- 418
- 00:25:17,816 --> 00:25:20,216
- That's pretty impressive, Sam.
- 419
- 00:25:20,318 --> 00:25:21,546
- Double-pump?
- 420
- 00:25:21,653 --> 00:25:24,349
- It squirts the fuel in
- so you can go faster.
- 421
- 00:25:26,424 --> 00:25:28,119
- I like to go faster.
- 422
- 00:25:28,326 --> 00:25:32,160
- And it looks like
- your distributor cap's a little loose.
- 423
- 00:25:33,398 --> 00:25:35,093
- Yeah? How'd you know that?
- 424
- 00:25:36,268 --> 00:25:40,227
- My Dad. He was a real grease monkey.
- He taught me all about this.
- 425
- 00:25:40,338 --> 00:25:43,774
- I could take it all apart, clean it,
- put it back together.
- 426
- 00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:46,070
- That's weird.
- I just wouldn't peg you for mechanical.
- 427
- 00:25:46,177 --> 00:25:47,166
- Oh, my God.
- 428
- 00:25:47,279 --> 00:25:48,837
- Well, you know,
- I don't really broadcast it.
- 429
- 00:25:48,947 --> 00:25:51,973
- Guys don't like it when you know
- more about cars than they do.
- 430
- 00:25:52,083 --> 00:25:54,711
- Especially not Trent. He hates it.
- 431
- 00:25:54,819 --> 00:25:57,686
- Yeah, no, I'm cool with, you know,
- females working on my engine.
- 432
- 00:25:57,789 --> 00:25:59,347
- I prefer it, actually.
- 433
- 00:26:00,025 --> 00:26:02,323
- - Okay. You want to fire it up for me?
- - Oh, yeah, yeah, no problem.
- 434
- 00:26:02,427 --> 00:26:04,622
- - Thanks.
- - You know, I was thinking.
- 435
- 00:26:04,729 --> 00:26:08,165
- You know, if Trent's such a jerk,
- why do you hang out with him?
- 436
- 00:26:10,468 --> 00:26:13,028
- You know what? I'm just...
- I'm gonna walk.
- 437
- 00:26:13,138 --> 00:26:14,799
- Good luck with your car.
- 438
- 00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:18,266
- All right.
- 439
- 00:26:18,376 --> 00:26:20,310
- Walking's healthy, right?
- 440
- 00:26:21,479 --> 00:26:23,674
- Oh, God, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- 441
- 00:26:24,082 --> 00:26:26,346
- Come on, please.
- Please, you gotta work for me now.
- 442
- 00:26:26,451 --> 00:26:29,284
- Don't let her walk away. Come on,
- come on, come on. Please, please.
- 443
- 00:26:29,521 --> 00:26:33,855
- Baby come back
- any kind of fool could see.
- 444
- 00:26:34,059 --> 00:26:35,219
- Hey!
- 445
- 00:26:35,660 --> 00:26:40,256
- There was something
- in everything about you.
- 446
- 00:26:41,933 --> 00:26:44,458
- Baby come back
- you can blame it all on me.
- 447
- 00:26:44,569 --> 00:26:45,900
- Hey!
- 448
- 00:26:48,506 --> 00:26:50,167
- Wait a second!
- 449
- 00:26:50,342 --> 00:26:53,800
- I was wrong
- and I just can't live without you.
- 450
- 00:26:55,413 --> 00:26:56,971
- There it is.
- 451
- 00:26:57,616 --> 00:27:01,450
- I had fun.
- So, you know, thanks for listening.
- 452
- 00:27:02,020 --> 00:27:06,184
- - Oh, yeah, yeah.
- - You... You think I'm shallow?
- 453
- 00:27:07,425 --> 00:27:10,485
- I think you're... No, no, no.
- 454
- 00:27:10,929 --> 00:27:15,195
- I think there's a lot more
- than meets the eye with you.
- 455
- 00:27:17,168 --> 00:27:18,135
- Okay.
- 456
- 00:27:19,137 --> 00:27:20,104
- Yeah.
- 457
- 00:27:20,205 --> 00:27:22,730
- All right, I'll see you at school.
- 458
- 00:27:22,841 --> 00:27:23,899
- All right.
- 459
- 00:27:29,814 --> 00:27:31,281
- That's stupid.
- 460
- 00:27:31,616 --> 00:27:32,640
- That was a stupid line.
- 461
- 00:27:32,751 --> 00:27:35,549
- "There's more than meets
- the eye with you." Stupid.
- 462
- 00:27:37,956 --> 00:27:39,321
- Oh, God.
- 463
- 00:27:40,759 --> 00:27:42,317
- Oh, my God. I love my car.
- 464
- 00:27:53,304 --> 00:27:58,867
- Hey, guys, I think the other team
- figured it out. Iran.
- 465
- 00:27:58,977 --> 00:28:02,640
- Come on, man. This is way too smart
- for Iranian scientists.
- 466
- 00:28:02,747 --> 00:28:06,513
- - Think about it.
- - What do you think, kid? Chinese?
- 467
- 00:28:07,052 --> 00:28:09,253
- No way. This is nothing like
- what the Chinese are using.
- 468
- 00:28:12,857 --> 00:28:14,722
- This is Air Force One.
- Level of flight, level three-three-zero.
- 469
- 00:28:14,826 --> 00:28:16,885
- We will hunt down this enemy.
- And when we do,
- 470
- 00:28:16,995 --> 00:28:19,190
- we'll know just what to do with them.
- 471
- 00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:21,893
- - Thank you.
- - You're welcome.
- 472
- 00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:40,318
- Apparently, there are
- very few survivors.
- 473
- 00:28:40,418 --> 00:28:41,612
- Yes, Mr. President?
- 474
- 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,655
- Yeah, can you wrangle me up
- some Ding Dongs, darling?
- 475
- 00:28:56,801 --> 00:29:00,862
- I joined the Air Force to bring the man
- Ding Dongs. I'll be in storage.
- 476
- 00:29:26,231 --> 00:29:27,198
- Shoot.
- 477
- 00:29:41,379 --> 00:29:42,903
- Gross.
- 478
- 00:30:10,108 --> 00:30:11,769
- Do you hear that?
- 479
- 00:30:14,746 --> 00:30:16,304
- Are you getting this?
- 480
- 00:30:17,315 --> 00:30:18,955
- I think they're hacking
- the network again.
- 481
- 00:30:34,165 --> 00:30:37,293
- Oh, my God. This is a direct match
- to the signal in Qatar.
- 482
- 00:30:37,402 --> 00:30:39,233
- - Are you running a diagnostic?
- - Should I be?
- 483
- 00:30:39,337 --> 00:30:41,328
- - Yes, you should.
- - So I am.
- 484
- 00:30:52,450 --> 00:30:54,748
- Someone!
- They're hacking into Air Force One!
- 485
- 00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:56,377
- We need a senior analyst.
- 486
- 00:30:56,487 --> 00:30:58,352
- - I think they're planting a virus.
- - A virus?
- 487
- 00:30:58,456 --> 00:31:00,981
- - It's streaming right now.
- - They are planting a virus
- 488
- 00:31:01,092 --> 00:31:04,289
- and stealing a whole lot of data
- from your system at the same time.
- 489
- 00:31:04,395 --> 00:31:05,919
- Code Red. We have a breach.
- 490
- 00:31:06,030 --> 00:31:08,760
- Air Force One, someone on board
- has breached the military network.
- 491
- 00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:11,631
- I'm in the cargo hold. Clear. Clear.
- 492
- 00:31:16,241 --> 00:31:17,640
- - You got to cut the hard lines.
- - What?
- 493
- 00:31:17,742 --> 00:31:20,870
- - Whatever they want, they are getting it.
- - Sir?
- 494
- 00:31:20,979 --> 00:31:23,675
- Permission to take down
- the Defense Network.
- 495
- 00:31:23,781 --> 00:31:27,774
- - Cut all server hard lines now.
- - Cut all server hard lines now.
- 496
- 00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:52,204
- Someone's tampered
- with the POTUS mainframe.
- 497
- 00:31:52,343 --> 00:31:53,776
- What the...
- 498
- 00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:01,650
- Shots fired in the underdeck.
- Repeat, shots fired.
- 499
- 00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:04,586
- Crew, prepare for emergency descent.
- 500
- 00:32:22,674 --> 00:32:24,665
- I want our President in that bunker.
- 501
- 00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:28,803
- And I don't want to discuss a damn
- thing other till that becomes reality.
- 502
- 00:32:28,913 --> 00:32:32,007
- That's our first priority.
- That's our only priority right now.
- 503
- 00:32:32,116 --> 00:32:33,356
- Air Force One is on the ground.
- 504
- 00:33:37,315 --> 00:33:39,977
- Oh, God. No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
- 505
- 00:33:40,818 --> 00:33:42,376
- That's my car!
- 506
- 00:33:43,821 --> 00:33:45,152
- No!
- 507
- 00:33:47,291 --> 00:33:48,383
- No, no, no, no.
- 508
- 00:33:55,933 --> 00:33:58,026
- Dad, call the cops!
- 509
- 00:33:59,804 --> 00:34:02,932
- Where you going with my car, buddy?
- Where you going?
- 510
- 00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:06,772
- Hello? 911 emergency!
- My car has been stolen!
- 511
- 00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:10,336
- I'm in pursuit! Right?
- I need all units, the whole squadron.
- 512
- 00:34:10,448 --> 00:34:13,246
- Bring everyone!
- No, don't ask me questions, all right?
- 513
- 00:34:13,351 --> 00:34:16,013
- My father's the head
- of the neighborhood watch!
- 514
- 00:34:48,653 --> 00:34:50,211
- Oh, my God.
- 515
- 00:35:06,637 --> 00:35:08,036
- My name is Sam Witwicky.
- 516
- 00:35:08,139 --> 00:35:12,075
- Whoever finds this, my car is alive,
- okay? You saw that?
- 517
- 00:35:12,176 --> 00:35:14,906
- Since this is my last words on Earth,
- I just wanna say, Mom, Dad, I love you,
- 518
- 00:35:15,012 --> 00:35:17,378
- and if you find Busty Beauties
- under my bed, it wasn't mine.
- 519
- 00:35:17,482 --> 00:35:19,473
- I'm holding it for Miles.
- No, no, wait that...
- 520
- 00:35:19,584 --> 00:35:22,212
- Okay, that's not true. It's mine
- and Uncle Charles gave it to me.
- 521
- 00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:24,288
- I'm sorry. Mojo, I love you.
- 522
- 00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:38,094
- No! No! No! No!
- 523
- 00:35:41,639 --> 00:35:43,004
- Oh, my God.
- 524
- 00:35:43,574 --> 00:35:46,099
- No, you're a good dog!
- Good dog! Good dog!
- 525
- 00:35:46,310 --> 00:35:47,402
- Oh, my God.
- 526
- 00:35:50,715 --> 00:35:55,414
- Whoa! Hey, hey, hey! All right! Oh!
- No! No!
- 527
- 00:35:58,322 --> 00:35:59,722
- Okay. Please, please don't kill me!
- 528
- 00:35:59,790 --> 00:36:03,123
- I'm sorry! Take the keys!
- I don't want them! Car's yours!
- 529
- 00:36:04,929 --> 00:36:07,363
- Listen, listen, listen.
- 530
- 00:36:07,465 --> 00:36:08,796
- - Good, you're here.
- - Let me see your hands!
- 531
- 00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:10,000
- - No, no, no! It's not me!
- - Let me see your hands.
- 532
- 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:10,458
- akumenang.com
- - No, no, no! It's not me!
- - Let me see your hands.
- 533
- 00:36:10,458 --> 00:36:10,568
- akumenang.com
- 534
- 00:36:10,568 --> 00:36:13,628
- - The guy's inside.
- - Shut up! Walk towards the car.
- akumenang.com
- 535
- 00:36:13,628 --> 00:36:15,573
- akumenang.com
- 536
- 00:36:15,573 --> 00:36:17,302
- Put your head on the hood.
- akumenang.com
- 537
- 00:36:17,302 --> 00:36:22,000
- akumenang.com
- 538
- 00:36:30,588 --> 00:36:33,318
- Whoever did this finally managed
- to infiltrate our defense network,
- 539
- 00:36:33,424 --> 00:36:36,059
- which is what they tried to do in Qatar,
- only this time it worked.
- 540
- 00:36:36,060 --> 00:36:37,740
- - What did they get?
- - We still don't know.
- 541
- 00:36:37,795 --> 00:36:40,923
- - Talk to me about the virus.
- - It's a Spider-bot virus.
- 542
- 00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:43,713
- We're not sure what it's going to do,
- but it may cripple the system.
- 543
- 00:36:43,768 --> 00:36:45,768
- - Can we stop it?
- - Every time we try an antivirus,
- 544
- 00:36:45,870 --> 00:36:48,395
- it adapts and speeds up.
- It's like it's not a virus anymore.
- 545
- 00:36:48,506 --> 00:36:49,564
- It's become the system.
- 546
- 00:36:49,674 --> 00:36:52,837
- Obviously the first phase
- of a major attack against the US.
- 547
- 00:36:52,944 --> 00:36:54,536
- The only countries
- with this kind of capability
- 548
- 00:36:54,645 --> 00:36:56,943
- are Russia, North Korea, maybe China.
- 549
- 00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:59,983
- - I'm sorry, that's not correct.
- - Excuse me, young lady.
- 550
- 00:37:00,084 --> 00:37:02,314
- I didn't see you standing there.
- You would be who?
- 551
- 00:37:02,420 --> 00:37:04,251
- I'm just the analyst
- who detected the hack.
- 552
- 00:37:04,355 --> 00:37:07,483
- Hold on. It was you? You did it?
- 553
- 00:37:07,858 --> 00:37:10,622
- - Her team.
- - Sir, I was just trying to say,
- 554
- 00:37:10,728 --> 00:37:13,356
- they hacked your firewall in 10 seconds.
- 555
- 00:37:13,464 --> 00:37:16,126
- Okay. Even a supercomputer
- with a brute force attack
- 556
- 00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:17,963
- would take 20 years to do that.
- 557
- 00:37:18,069 --> 00:37:20,537
- Maybe you can explain, then,
- how our latest satellite imagery
- 558
- 00:37:20,638 --> 00:37:22,970
- shows North Korea
- doubling its naval activity.
- 559
- 00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:26,566
- Maybe it's a precaution,
- because isn't that what we're doing?
- 560
- 00:37:26,677 --> 00:37:30,044
- The signal pattern is learning.
- It's evolving on its own.
- 561
- 00:37:30,147 --> 00:37:32,411
- And you need to
- move past Fourier transfers
- 562
- 00:37:32,516 --> 00:37:34,711
- and start considering
- quantum mechanics.
- 563
- 00:37:34,819 --> 00:37:37,151
- There is nothing on Earth that complex.
- 564
- 00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:39,746
- What about an organism?
- A living organism?
- 565
- 00:37:39,857 --> 00:37:42,257
- Maybe some kind of
- DNA-based computer?
- 566
- 00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:46,023
- - And I know that that sounds crazy...
- - That's enough. That's enough.
- 567
- 00:37:46,497 --> 00:37:49,057
- We have six floors of analysts
- working on this thing.
- 568
- 00:37:49,166 --> 00:37:51,498
- Now, if you can find proof to back up
- your theory,
- 569
- 00:37:51,602 --> 00:37:54,204
- I'm gonna be happy to listen to you.
- But if you don't get a filter
- 570
- 00:37:54,205 --> 00:37:58,141
- on that brain-mouth thing, you're gonna
- be off the team. You understand?
- 571
- 00:38:03,614 --> 00:38:07,050
- Look, I can't be any clearer
- than how crystal clear I am being.
- 572
- 00:38:07,952 --> 00:38:10,318
- - It just stood up.
- - It just stood up.
- 573
- 00:38:11,822 --> 00:38:13,551
- Wow. That's really neat.
- 574
- 00:38:14,558 --> 00:38:15,786
- Okay, chiefie.
- 575
- 00:38:16,193 --> 00:38:18,957
- Time to fill her up. And no drippy-drippy.
- 576
- 00:38:19,497 --> 00:38:20,862
- What are you rolling?
- 577
- 00:38:20,965 --> 00:38:23,297
- Whippets? Goofballs?
- A little wowie sauce with the boys?
- 578
- 00:38:23,401 --> 00:38:25,767
- - No, I'm not on any drugs.
- - What's these?
- 579
- 00:38:26,570 --> 00:38:29,368
- Found it in your pocket. "Mojo."
- 580
- 00:38:30,641 --> 00:38:33,235
- Is that what the kids are doing now?
- Little bit of Mojo?
- 581
- 00:38:33,344 --> 00:38:36,973
- - Those are my dog's pain pills.
- - You know, a Chihuahua. A little...
- 582
- 00:38:40,951 --> 00:38:42,213
- What was that?
- 583
- 00:38:43,888 --> 00:38:47,051
- You eyeballing my piece, 50 Cent?
- 584
- 00:38:48,225 --> 00:38:51,683
- You wanna go?
- Make something happen. Do it.
- 585
- 00:38:51,796 --> 00:38:54,993
- 'Cause I promise you I will bust you up.
- 586
- 00:38:56,367 --> 00:38:57,629
- Are you on drugs?
- 587
- 00:39:06,210 --> 00:39:08,440
- Let's hope this telephone line works.
- 588
- 00:39:10,981 --> 00:39:13,449
- Hey, heads up!
- 589
- 00:39:13,551 --> 00:39:17,180
- Heads up! Hey! Heads up!
- 590
- 00:39:22,126 --> 00:39:24,094
- What the heck was that?
- 591
- 00:39:28,766 --> 00:39:31,098
- English, dude. English.
- 592
- 00:39:37,508 --> 00:39:38,634
- Whoa!
- 593
- 00:39:39,310 --> 00:39:40,800
- Watch out!
- 594
- 00:39:47,084 --> 00:39:49,552
- - Open fire!
- - Contact! Contact!
- 595
- 00:39:49,653 --> 00:39:50,711
- Everybody, quiet. Settle.
- 596
- 00:39:50,821 --> 00:39:52,948
- Whoa, mother... What the hell is...
- 597
- 00:40:00,698 --> 00:40:03,462
- Get up! Get up! Come on!
- 598
- 00:40:10,574 --> 00:40:12,371
- Go! Move it!
- 599
- 00:40:24,655 --> 00:40:26,782
- Take cover!
- 600
- 00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:31,151
- Fig! Cover the rear!
- 601
- 00:40:31,796 --> 00:40:36,699
- Cover fire! Move it! Fig, cover the rear!
- Epps! Cover the rear! Move it!
- 602
- 00:40:36,801 --> 00:40:39,827
- Come on! Give me a mag!
- 603
- 00:40:41,071 --> 00:40:42,663
- Where's your papa?
- Where's your papa?
- 604
- 00:40:42,773 --> 00:40:43,865
- Papa!
- 605
- 00:40:44,508 --> 00:40:46,738
- Sir, we need... I need a telephone.
- 606
- 00:40:46,844 --> 00:40:49,210
- - Telephone, telephone, yes!
- - Telephone!
- 607
- 00:40:49,313 --> 00:40:50,905
- Hey, I need a mag! Give me a mag!
- 608
- 00:40:51,015 --> 00:40:52,277
- - Cell phone!
- - I don't know how to thank you.
- 609
- 00:40:52,383 --> 00:40:53,350
- Fire!
- 610
- 00:40:54,585 --> 00:40:57,145
- This is an emergency Pentagon call!
- I need you to... Do you understand?
- 611
- 00:40:57,254 --> 00:40:59,745
- It's an emergency Pentagon...
- 612
- 00:41:01,625 --> 00:41:03,752
- I don't have a credit card!
- 613
- 00:41:04,228 --> 00:41:07,959
- Sir, the attitude is not going to speed
- things up any bit at all.
- 614
- 00:41:08,065 --> 00:41:10,761
- I'm going to ask you to speak
- into the mouthpiece very clearly.
- 615
- 00:41:10,868 --> 00:41:15,168
- I'm in the middle of a war!
- This is frigging ridiculous!
- 616
- 00:41:16,507 --> 00:41:17,804
- Ammo!
- 617
- 00:41:18,342 --> 00:41:20,537
- I need a credit card!
- 618
- 00:41:22,513 --> 00:41:25,277
- - Epps! Where's your wallet?
- - Pocket!
- 619
- 00:41:25,950 --> 00:41:28,646
- - Which pocket?
- - My back pocket!
- 620
- 00:41:28,752 --> 00:41:32,950
- - You got 10 back pockets!
- - Left cheek! Left cheek! Left cheek!
- 621
- 00:41:33,791 --> 00:41:35,952
- All right, keep shooting! Keep shooting!
- 622
- 00:41:36,060 --> 00:41:38,051
- Okay, it's Visa.
- 623
- 00:41:38,295 --> 00:41:39,557
- Also, sir, have you heard about
- 624
- 00:41:39,663 --> 00:41:41,756
- our premium plus
- world-service gold package?
- 625
- 00:41:41,866 --> 00:41:46,997
- No, I don't want a premium package!
- Epps! Pentagon!
- 626
- 00:41:50,007 --> 00:41:51,269
- Give me a status.
- 627
- 00:41:51,642 --> 00:41:54,236
- Sir, we're tracking a Special Ops team
- under fire in Qatar.
- 628
- 00:41:54,345 --> 00:41:56,040
- They say they're survivors
- of the base attack.
- 629
- 00:41:56,146 --> 00:41:57,113
- Survivors?
- 630
- 00:42:00,951 --> 00:42:02,612
- I ain't never seen this in my life!
- 631
- 00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:04,449
- Need gunships on station ASAP!
- 632
- 00:42:04,555 --> 00:42:05,749
- Predator's coming up in a minute.
- 633
- 00:42:05,856 --> 00:42:07,576
- We're linking the call
- to the nearest AWACS.
- 634
- 00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:16,500
- Unknown, man. I don't...
- Man, if you seen this shit...
- 635
- 00:42:16,834 --> 00:42:19,462
- Predator ETA two minutes.
- 636
- 00:42:28,245 --> 00:42:30,179
- Hey! Make way!
- 637
- 00:42:35,052 --> 00:42:37,111
- - What is that?
- - I don't know.
- 638
- 00:42:42,393 --> 00:42:44,088
- We need air support
- and we need it now.
- 639
- 00:42:44,194 --> 00:42:47,288
- Roll in strike package Bravo
- on unknown target.
- 640
- 00:42:47,398 --> 00:42:50,993
- I authenticate Tango Whiskey
- at time 0300 Zulu.
- 641
- 00:42:51,101 --> 00:42:53,934
- Attention, all aircraft. This will be
- a danger close-fire mission.
- 642
- 00:42:54,038 --> 00:42:55,562
- Weapons, I just got a call
- from Falcon Ops.
- 643
- 00:42:55,673 --> 00:42:57,368
- Who's closer to Kill Box One Alpha?
- 644
- 00:42:57,474 --> 00:42:58,998
- - Send the Hogs, sir.
- - Okay, send the Hogs over
- 645
- 00:42:59,109 --> 00:43:00,910
- to Kill Box One Alpha.
- It's a danger close...
- 646
- 00:43:00,911 --> 00:43:03,436
- Switch the Hogs to Kill Box One Alpha,
- 300 feet danger close.
- 647
- 00:43:03,547 --> 00:43:05,447
- Friendlies in the area.
- 648
- 00:43:05,549 --> 00:43:08,575
- Seven-man team
- north of orange smoke!
- 649
- 00:43:08,686 --> 00:43:11,917
- Received Kill Box One Alpha.
- Engage hostile.
- 650
- 00:43:14,291 --> 00:43:17,556
- Attack direction west!
- You're clear and hot!
- 651
- 00:43:20,764 --> 00:43:22,129
- Strike, tell me status of Hog right now.
- 652
- 00:43:22,232 --> 00:43:24,097
- Hog One-One Dark Star status.
- 653
- 00:43:26,470 --> 00:43:29,564
- - Lennox! The heat's coming!
- - Laze the target!
- 654
- 00:43:29,673 --> 00:43:32,233
- We got a beam-rider incoming!
- Laze target!
- 655
- 00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:42,211
- - Ready! Heat's coming!
- - What? Bring it!
- 656
- 00:43:42,319 --> 00:43:44,913
- Receiving radar jamming
- in vicinity of target.
- 657
- 00:44:01,271 --> 00:44:03,068
- No frigging way
- that thing's still not down.
- 658
- 00:44:03,173 --> 00:44:06,438
- Spooky Three Two, use 105 shells.
- Bring the rain.
- 659
- 00:44:08,646 --> 00:44:12,082
- Be advised, ground team is requesting
- 105 sabot rounds.
- 660
- 00:44:40,344 --> 00:44:41,402
- Did we lose them?
- 661
- 00:44:41,512 --> 00:44:44,072
- Warthog One confirm visual
- on friendlies.
- 662
- 00:44:48,185 --> 00:44:49,311
- Where's Fig?
- 663
- 00:44:50,254 --> 00:44:51,846
- - Fig? Fig?
- - Oh, God!
- 664
- 00:44:52,823 --> 00:44:54,620
- - God damn it!
- - Get a medic!
- 665
- 00:44:54,725 --> 00:44:55,817
- Get a medic!
- 666
- 00:44:55,993 --> 00:44:57,074
- - I'm sorry.
- - Black Hawk...
- 667
- 00:44:57,127 --> 00:44:58,321
- We'll get a medic. Just hold on.
- He's got a pulse.
- 668
- 00:44:58,429 --> 00:45:00,869
- We need a medevac. One man down.
- Patient care category urgent.
- 669
- 00:45:06,036 --> 00:45:07,731
- Bring them home.
- 670
- 00:45:09,139 --> 00:45:11,505
- You get those men stateside right now.
- 671
- 00:45:12,009 --> 00:45:13,704
- I want them debriefed in 10 hours.
- 672
- 00:45:20,451 --> 00:45:23,852
- There's only one hacker in the world
- who can break this code.
- 673
- 00:45:34,298 --> 00:45:36,994
- Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Wait! Stop!
- 674
- 00:45:40,104 --> 00:45:41,799
- I am sorry to bother you.
- 675
- 00:45:42,106 --> 00:45:43,733
- - Maggie?
- - Listen, I need your help.
- 676
- 00:45:43,841 --> 00:45:47,834
- No! This is my private area,
- my place of Zen and peace.
- 677
- 00:45:47,945 --> 00:45:49,606
- - Listen to me.
- - Glen! Who is it?
- 678
- 00:45:49,713 --> 00:45:51,840
- Shut up, Grandma!
- 679
- 00:45:51,949 --> 00:45:54,383
- - What are you doing here?
- - Just give me a break, will you, please?
- 680
- 00:45:54,485 --> 00:45:56,578
- Grandmama! Drink your prune juice!
- 681
- 00:46:01,558 --> 00:46:04,083
- - What level are you on, man?
- - Six.
- 682
- 00:46:06,930 --> 00:46:09,592
- Oh, here come the matrix!
- Here come the matrix!
- 683
- 00:46:13,203 --> 00:46:16,036
- Glen, seriously, don't you
- want to see something classified?
- 684
- 00:46:16,140 --> 00:46:17,971
- Yeah. Get low.
- 685
- 00:46:18,308 --> 00:46:22,244
- - Here we go. Here we go. Double tap.
- - Hey, I just paused it. I just paused it.
- 686
- 00:46:22,346 --> 00:46:24,177
- Hey. I need a moment.
- 687
- 00:46:25,182 --> 00:46:26,513
- - Please.
- - Sorry.
- 688
- 00:46:27,084 --> 00:46:28,676
- Hey, man, save my game.
- 689
- 00:46:28,786 --> 00:46:30,651
- How classified?
- 690
- 00:46:31,989 --> 00:46:36,050
- Like "I will go to jail for the rest of
- my life for showing you" classified.
- 691
- 00:46:36,326 --> 00:46:38,294
- Yes! One quick peek.
- 692
- 00:46:39,096 --> 00:46:42,259
- Special Ops got a thermal snapshot
- of whatever hit the base in Qatar.
- 693
- 00:46:42,366 --> 00:46:44,891
- - I want to see it.
- - Well, the imager was damaged, sir.
- 694
- 00:46:45,002 --> 00:46:46,603
- The rangers are en route
- with the imager,
- 695
- 00:46:46,670 --> 00:46:48,570
- but we also have a security issue.
- 696
- 00:46:48,672 --> 00:46:50,936
- Circle logs indicate one of
- the analysts made a copy
- 697
- 00:46:51,041 --> 00:46:52,702
- of the network intrusion signal.
- 698
- 00:46:55,712 --> 00:46:59,011
- The signal strength is through the roof.
- Where did you say you got this?
- 699
- 00:46:59,116 --> 00:47:01,448
- It hacked the national military
- air-guard frequency
- 700
- 00:47:01,552 --> 00:47:03,110
- in less than a minute.
- 701
- 00:47:03,220 --> 00:47:05,415
- - No way.
- - Yeah.
- 702
- 00:47:06,890 --> 00:47:11,327
- Looks like there's a message embedded
- in the signal. Let me work my magic.
- 703
- 00:47:17,467 --> 00:47:19,025
- "Project Iceman"?
- 704
- 00:47:19,136 --> 00:47:22,537
- - What's Sector Seven?
- - Who is Captain Witwicky?
- 705
- 00:47:24,074 --> 00:47:26,406
- Are you playing
- those video games again?
- 706
- 00:47:26,610 --> 00:47:28,601
- Cops! Cops!
- 707
- 00:47:28,712 --> 00:47:31,408
- FBI! Clear right!
- 708
- 00:47:33,183 --> 00:47:35,344
- Lock it down! Lock it down!
- 709
- 00:47:37,054 --> 00:47:38,021
- Cops!
- 710
- 00:47:38,288 --> 00:47:39,448
- Lock it down.
- 711
- 00:47:39,556 --> 00:47:43,048
- Wait! I'm just a cousin! I'm just a...
- 712
- 00:47:44,161 --> 00:47:47,722
- Get off my Grandmama's carpet!
- She don't like nobody on the carpet!
- 713
- 00:47:47,831 --> 00:47:49,458
- Especially police!
- 714
- 00:47:50,067 --> 00:47:52,831
- It was an awesome spectacle here
- an hour ago
- 715
- 00:47:52,936 --> 00:47:56,804
- when over 40 C-17 s lifted off
- of this very base.
- 716
- 00:47:57,441 --> 00:47:59,466
- We're not told where they're going.
- 717
- 00:47:59,576 --> 00:48:00,565
- Morning, Mo.
- 718
- 00:48:00,677 --> 00:48:02,975
- The government has been very quiet
- about what's going on but in our...
- 719
- 00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:04,707
- - Mojo. Mojo.
- - They were headed directly
- 720
- 00:48:04,815 --> 00:48:06,339
- towards North Korea.
- 721
- 00:48:06,450 --> 00:48:09,317
- Stop with the barking, Mojo.
- It's too early. Please?
- 722
- 00:48:12,923 --> 00:48:14,686
- Miles? Miles, listen to me. Listen.
- 723
- 00:48:14,791 --> 00:48:17,817
- - My car, it stole itself, okay?
- - What are you talking about, man?
- 724
- 00:48:17,928 --> 00:48:20,829
- Satan's Camaro. In my yard.
- It's stalking me.
- 725
- 00:48:28,705 --> 00:48:29,729
- Stop!
- 726
- 00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:31,569
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
- 727
- 00:48:38,081 --> 00:48:39,207
- Oh, my God!
- 728
- 00:48:40,050 --> 00:48:41,017
- Sam?
- 729
- 00:48:44,121 --> 00:48:45,088
- Hi.
- 730
- 00:48:45,389 --> 00:48:48,654
- That was... That was really awesome.
- 731
- 00:48:48,759 --> 00:48:50,852
- - Well, it felt awesome.
- - Are you okay?
- 732
- 00:48:50,961 --> 00:48:52,952
- I'm not okay, all right?
- I'm losing my mind a little bit.
- 733
- 00:48:53,063 --> 00:48:54,928
- I'm getting chased by my car right now.
- I got to go.
- 734
- 00:48:55,032 --> 00:48:57,262
- You know what?
- I'm gonna catch up with you guys later.
- 735
- 00:49:30,167 --> 00:49:31,725
- Oh, great. Cops.
- 736
- 00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:38,034
- Officer!
- 737
- 00:49:39,676 --> 00:49:41,439
- Listen!
- 738
- 00:49:42,980 --> 00:49:43,947
- Oh, that hurt.
- 739
- 00:49:46,683 --> 00:49:48,173
- Listen to me!
- 740
- 00:49:48,285 --> 00:49:51,152
- Thank God you're here!
- I've had the worst day ever!
- 741
- 00:49:51,254 --> 00:49:54,917
- I've been... I've been followed here
- on my mother's bike! Right?
- 742
- 00:49:55,025 --> 00:49:57,619
- And my car's right there
- and it's been following me here!
- 743
- 00:49:57,728 --> 00:50:04,190
- So get out of the car! No! Stop!
- Oh, God. Okay, okay! Okay, all right!
- 744
- 00:50:04,534 --> 00:50:08,994
- Okay! I'm sorry! I'm...
- I didn't mean to hit your car! Look!
- 745
- 00:50:10,307 --> 00:50:14,175
- Okay, look, look, look! Stop, stop!
- 746
- 00:50:18,348 --> 00:50:21,112
- Please! Okay,
- what do you want from me?
- 747
- 00:50:23,453 --> 00:50:24,852
- Okay.
- 748
- 00:50:30,394 --> 00:50:31,861
- Oh, God, no! No!
- 749
- 00:50:33,797 --> 00:50:39,235
- Oh, shit! Oh, shit, shit, shit!
- Oh, God! Oh, shit!
- 750
- 00:50:42,272 --> 00:50:44,035
- It's a bad dream.
- 751
- 00:50:45,909 --> 00:50:47,672
- Are you username LadiesMan217?
- 752
- 00:50:47,778 --> 00:50:48,938
- I don't know what you're talking about!
- 753
- 00:50:49,046 --> 00:50:51,412
- Are you username LadiesMan217?
- 754
- 00:50:51,515 --> 00:50:52,641
- Yeah.
- 755
- 00:50:52,749 --> 00:50:55,183
- Where is eBay item 21153?
- 756
- 00:50:55,285 --> 00:50:56,980
- Where are the glasses?
- 757
- 00:51:08,565 --> 00:51:09,827
- Get back!
- 758
- 00:51:10,734 --> 00:51:11,701
- Stop!
- 759
- 00:51:14,838 --> 00:51:15,805
- God!
- 760
- 00:51:16,706 --> 00:51:18,469
- What is your problem, Sam?
- 761
- 00:51:18,575 --> 00:51:20,566
- Okay, there's a monster right there!
- It just attacked me!
- 762
- 00:51:20,677 --> 00:51:25,114
- Here he comes! All right, get up.
- Get up and run! You have to run! Okay.
- 763
- 00:51:32,789 --> 00:51:33,813
- Sam, what is that thing?
- 764
- 00:51:33,924 --> 00:51:35,289
- - You have to get in the car. Get in.
- - I don't want to.
- 765
- 00:51:35,392 --> 00:51:37,485
- - Get in the car. Trust me. Trust me!
- - Sam.
- 766
- 00:51:37,594 --> 00:51:41,963
- Get in! Go, go, go, go, go.
- 767
- 00:51:53,577 --> 00:51:54,908
- Go, go, go, go!
- 768
- 00:51:59,516 --> 00:52:01,313
- Oh, God! We're gonna die!
- We're gonna die!
- 769
- 00:52:01,418 --> 00:52:02,979
- No, we're not. No, we're not gonna die.
- 770
- 00:52:03,086 --> 00:52:05,384
- - Oh, my God!
- - Trust me. He's a kick-ass driver!
- 771
- 00:52:06,022 --> 00:52:07,421
- Oh, my God! No!
- 772
- 00:52:07,524 --> 00:52:08,821
- We're gonna die!
- 773
- 00:52:14,865 --> 00:52:16,230
- Oh, my God!
- 774
- 00:52:33,650 --> 00:52:34,776
- We're locked in.
- 775
- 00:52:37,287 --> 00:52:40,723
- The car won't start.
- At least we ditched the monster, right?
- 776
- 00:52:46,630 --> 00:52:47,722
- Okay.
- 777
- 00:52:49,332 --> 00:52:50,765
- Time to start.
- 778
- 00:53:55,131 --> 00:53:56,428
- He's got me! Oh, God!
- 779
- 00:54:02,973 --> 00:54:04,838
- He's going to kill me!
- 780
- 00:54:07,978 --> 00:54:09,639
- No. No, no, no!
- 781
- 00:54:24,227 --> 00:54:25,421
- Get off!
- 782
- 00:54:40,076 --> 00:54:41,100
- Kill it! Kill it!
- 783
- 00:54:41,211 --> 00:54:42,769
- Get it, get it, get it, get it!
- 784
- 00:54:49,619 --> 00:54:51,587
- Not so tough without a head, are you?
- 785
- 00:54:57,560 --> 00:54:58,993
- Here, come on.
- 786
- 00:55:13,843 --> 00:55:15,310
- What is it?
- 787
- 00:55:16,713 --> 00:55:18,146
- It's a robot.
- 788
- 00:55:19,549 --> 00:55:20,846
- But like a...
- 789
- 00:55:20,984 --> 00:55:24,476
- Like a different...
- You know, like a super-advanced robot.
- 790
- 00:55:25,855 --> 00:55:27,288
- It's probably Japanese.
- 791
- 00:55:27,390 --> 00:55:29,790
- Yeah, it's definitely Japanese.
- 792
- 00:55:31,394 --> 00:55:33,089
- What are you doing?
- 793
- 00:55:33,730 --> 00:55:36,893
- I don't think it wants to hurt us.
- It would have done that already.
- 794
- 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,298
- Really? Well, do you speak robot?
- 795
- 00:55:39,402 --> 00:55:42,803
- Because they just had, like,
- a giant droid death match.
- 796
- 00:55:44,174 --> 00:55:47,337
- - I think it wants something from me.
- - What?
- 797
- 00:55:47,444 --> 00:55:49,935
- Well, 'cause the other one was
- talking about my eBay page.
- 798
- 00:55:50,814 --> 00:55:53,578
- You are the strangest boy
- I have ever met.
- 799
- 00:55:54,084 --> 00:55:56,245
- - Can you talk?
- - XM Satellite Radio...
- 800
- 00:55:56,353 --> 00:55:59,914
- Digital cable brings you...
- ...Columbia Broadcasting System...
- 801
- 00:56:00,023 --> 00:56:01,786
- So you... You talk through the radio?
- 802
- 00:56:01,891 --> 00:56:04,792
- Thank you, you're beautiful.
- You're wonderful, you're wonderful.
- 803
- 00:56:04,894 --> 00:56:06,885
- So, what was that last night?
- What was that?
- 804
- 00:56:06,996 --> 00:56:08,463
- Message from Starfleet, Captain...
- 805
- 00:56:08,565 --> 00:56:10,624
- Throughout the inanimate vastness
- of space...
- 806
- 00:56:10,734 --> 00:56:12,702
- Angels will rain down
- like visitors from heaven! Hallelujah!
- 807
- 00:56:12,802 --> 00:56:14,929
- Visitors from heaven? What...
- 808
- 00:56:15,038 --> 00:56:17,165
- What are you,
- like, an alien or something?
- 809
- 00:56:22,979 --> 00:56:25,470
- Any more questions you want to ask?
- 810
- 00:56:26,149 --> 00:56:28,310
- He wants us to get in the car.
- 811
- 00:56:29,352 --> 00:56:30,819
- And go where?
- 812
- 00:56:31,821 --> 00:56:33,584
- Fifty years from now,
- when you're looking back at your life,
- 813
- 00:56:33,723 --> 00:56:36,783
- don't you want to be able to say
- you had the guts to get in the car?
- 814
- 00:57:06,256 --> 00:57:07,985
- This car's a pretty good driver.
- 815
- 00:57:08,091 --> 00:57:09,251
- I know.
- 816
- 00:57:11,928 --> 00:57:13,896
- Why don't you go sit in that seat, there?
- 817
- 00:57:14,030 --> 00:57:16,191
- I'm not going to sit in that seat.
- He's driving.
- 818
- 00:57:16,299 --> 00:57:17,357
- Yeah.
- 819
- 00:57:18,802 --> 00:57:20,269
- You're right.
- 820
- 00:57:21,805 --> 00:57:24,774
- - Well, maybe you should sit in my lap.
- - Why?
- 821
- 00:57:25,942 --> 00:57:29,708
- Well, I have the only seat belt here.
- You know, safety first.
- 822
- 00:57:31,781 --> 00:57:33,180
- - Yeah, all right.
- - Right?
- 823
- 00:57:33,283 --> 00:57:34,841
- - Yeah.
- - Okay.
- 824
- 00:57:37,320 --> 00:57:39,311
- There, see? That's better.
- 825
- 00:57:39,622 --> 00:57:41,021
- - Okay.
- - Okay.
- 826
- 00:57:44,727 --> 00:57:48,094
- You know, that seat belt thing was
- a pretty smooth move.
- 827
- 00:57:49,165 --> 00:57:50,132
- Thank you.
- 828
- 00:57:51,201 --> 00:57:53,328
- You know what I don't understand?
- 829
- 00:57:53,436 --> 00:57:56,496
- Why, if he's supposed to be, like,
- this super-advanced robot,
- 830
- 00:57:56,606 --> 00:57:59,200
- does he transform back
- into this piece-of-crap Camaro?
- 831
- 00:58:00,643 --> 00:58:01,940
- Whoa! Whoa!
- 832
- 00:58:02,045 --> 00:58:04,809
- Oh, see? No. Get...
- No, that doesn't work. See?
- 833
- 00:58:04,914 --> 00:58:05,972
- Move it, you moron!
- 834
- 00:58:06,082 --> 00:58:08,107
- Great, now... See?
- 835
- 00:58:09,519 --> 00:58:10,645
- Fantastic.
- 836
- 00:58:10,753 --> 00:58:12,618
- Now you pissed him off.
- 837
- 00:58:12,922 --> 00:58:14,389
- That car is sensitive.
- 838
- 00:58:14,491 --> 00:58:16,686
- I mean, $4000 just drove off.
- 839
- 00:58:29,839 --> 00:58:30,931
- What?
- 840
- 00:59:34,704 --> 00:59:36,069
- This is you...
- 841
- 00:59:41,210 --> 00:59:43,110
- Oh, my God!
- 842
- 00:59:50,353 --> 00:59:52,048
- Come on, let's go.
- 843
- 00:59:56,960 --> 01:00:00,157
- This is the coolest thing I've ever seen!
- Explosions everywhere!
- 844
- 01:00:00,263 --> 01:00:03,721
- This is easily a hundred times cooler
- than Armageddon. I swear to God!
- 845
- 01:00:03,866 --> 01:00:06,061
- Fire, fire, fire, fire!
- 846
- 01:00:20,049 --> 01:00:21,676
- Whoa! Sweet!
- 847
- 01:00:21,784 --> 01:00:23,911
- Oh, dude, I hope this guy's got
- asteroid insurance,
- 848
- 01:00:24,020 --> 01:00:25,282
- 'cause he is so boned!
- 849
- 01:00:29,192 --> 01:00:30,523
- What is that?
- 850
- 01:00:31,060 --> 01:00:32,652
- There's something in the tree, dude.
- 851
- 01:00:32,762 --> 01:00:34,889
- No, there's something
- in the thing by the tree!
- 852
- 01:00:34,998 --> 01:00:36,599
- Could you guys just give me
- a space rock?
- 853
- 01:01:11,734 --> 01:01:14,225
- Excuse me, are you the tooth fairy?
- 854
- 01:01:15,505 --> 01:01:18,838
- Hey, sweetheart, what are you doing
- out here by yourself?
- 855
- 01:01:18,941 --> 01:01:21,432
- Holy God! What happened to the pool?
- 856
- 01:02:53,970 --> 01:02:58,168
- Are you Samuel James Witwicky,
- descendent of Archibald Witwicky?
- 857
- 01:02:59,342 --> 01:03:01,105
- They know your name.
- 858
- 01:03:02,044 --> 01:03:03,011
- Yeah.
- 859
- 01:03:03,112 --> 01:03:05,546
- My name is Optimus Prime.
- 860
- 01:03:05,648 --> 01:03:09,709
- We are autonomous robotic organisms
- from the planet Cybertron.
- 861
- 01:03:09,819 --> 01:03:13,186
- - But you can call us Autobots for short.
- - Autobots.
- 862
- 01:03:13,389 --> 01:03:18,656
- - What's cracking, little bitches?
- - My first lieutenant. Designation, Jazz.
- 863
- 01:03:18,761 --> 01:03:22,288
- This looks like a cool place to kick it.
- 864
- 01:03:22,865 --> 01:03:24,833
- What is that?
- How did he learn to talk like that?
- 865
- 01:03:24,834 --> 01:03:28,429
- We've learned Earth's languages
- through the World Wide Web.
- 866
- 01:03:29,939 --> 01:03:32,407
- My weapons specialist, Ironhide.
- 867
- 01:03:33,309 --> 01:03:36,870
- - You feeling lucky, punk?
- - Easy, Ironhide.
- 868
- 01:03:36,979 --> 01:03:40,210
- Just kidding.
- I just wanted to show him my cannons.
- 869
- 01:03:41,450 --> 01:03:43,611
- Our medical officer, Ratchet.
- 870
- 01:03:43,719 --> 01:03:47,849
- The boy's pheromone level suggests
- he wants to mate with the female.
- 871
- 01:03:50,259 --> 01:03:53,592
- You already know
- your guardian, Bumblebee.
- 872
- 01:03:53,830 --> 01:03:55,491
- Bumblebee, right?
- 873
- 01:03:55,598 --> 01:03:57,293
- Check on the rep
- Yep, second to none.
- 874
- 01:03:57,400 --> 01:03:59,766
- So you're my guardian, huh?
- 875
- 01:03:59,869 --> 01:04:05,068
- His vocal processors were damaged
- in battle. I'm still working on them.
- 876
- 01:04:09,912 --> 01:04:11,277
- Why are you here?
- 877
- 01:04:11,380 --> 01:04:16,613
- We are here looking for the All Spark.
- And we must find it before Megatron.
- 878
- 01:04:16,953 --> 01:04:18,386
- Mega-what?
- 879
- 01:04:27,964 --> 01:04:33,561
- Our planet was once a powerful empire,
- peaceful and just,
- 880
- 01:04:34,637 --> 01:04:39,472
- until we were betrayed by Megatron,
- leader of the Decepticons.
- 881
- 01:04:40,576 --> 01:04:43,841
- All who defied them were destroyed.
- 882
- 01:04:43,946 --> 01:04:50,044
- Our war finally consumed the planet,
- and the All Spark was lost to the stars.
- 883
- 01:04:51,020 --> 01:04:57,016
- Megatron followed it to Earth,
- where Captain Witwicky found him.
- 884
- 01:04:58,194 --> 01:04:59,889
- My grandfather.
- 885
- 01:04:59,996 --> 01:05:04,194
- It was an accident
- that intertwined our fates.
- 886
- 01:05:07,403 --> 01:05:08,961
- Come back!
- 887
- 01:05:11,507 --> 01:05:14,067
- I think the dogs have found something.
- 888
- 01:05:15,144 --> 01:05:16,907
- The ice is cracking!
- 889
- 01:05:26,289 --> 01:05:29,315
- Captain! Grab my rope, Captain!
- 890
- 01:05:30,059 --> 01:05:32,050
- I'm all right, lads!
- 891
- 01:05:33,229 --> 01:05:35,857
- Can we throw you a rope, Captain?
- 892
- 01:05:43,239 --> 01:05:48,336
- Megatron crash-landed
- before he could retrieve the Cube.
- 893
- 01:05:51,914 --> 01:05:55,372
- Men! We've made a discovery!
- 894
- 01:05:55,484 --> 01:05:59,887
- He accidentally activated
- his navigation system.
- 895
- 01:06:13,469 --> 01:06:19,305
- The coordinates to the Cube's location
- on Earth were imprinted on his glasses.
- 896
- 01:06:19,408 --> 01:06:21,433
- How'd you know about his glasses?
- 897
- 01:06:21,544 --> 01:06:23,774
- - EBay.
- - EBay.
- 898
- 01:06:23,879 --> 01:06:27,042
- If the Decepticons find the All Spark,
- 899
- 01:06:27,183 --> 01:06:32,985
- they will use its power to transform
- Earth's machines and build a new army.
- 900
- 01:06:33,089 --> 01:06:36,490
- And the human race
- will be extinguished.
- 901
- 01:06:36,592 --> 01:06:42,053
- Sam Witwicky,
- you hold the key to Earth's survival.
- 902
- 01:06:45,267 --> 01:06:48,236
- Please tell me
- that you have those glasses.
- 903
- 01:06:52,174 --> 01:06:55,610
- It's like
- a self-regenerating molecular armor.
- 904
- 01:06:55,711 --> 01:06:57,702
- Look at the scorch Mark
- where the sabot round hit.
- 905
- 01:06:57,813 --> 01:06:59,075
- Melted right through.
- 906
- 01:06:59,181 --> 01:07:02,378
- Hey, aren't sabots hot-loaded for, like,
- a 6,000-degree magnesium burn?
- 907
- 01:07:02,518 --> 01:07:04,713
- Close to it. It melts tank armor.
- 908
- 01:07:04,820 --> 01:07:07,015
- So this metal skin must react
- to extreme heat.
- 909
- 01:07:07,390 --> 01:07:09,415
- - Heads up!
- - Oh!
- 910
- 01:07:10,159 --> 01:07:12,821
- I thought you said
- that thing was dead, man!
- 911
- 01:07:13,229 --> 01:07:16,960
- Strap it down! Strap it!
- This thing is wicked.
- 912
- 01:07:17,066 --> 01:07:18,397
- All right, get on the horn
- with Northern Command.
- 913
- 01:07:18,501 --> 01:07:20,765
- Tell them that our effective weapon
- is high-heat sabot rounds.
- 914
- 01:07:20,870 --> 01:07:22,711
- Recommend we load them
- on all the gunships. Go.
- 915
- 01:07:27,572 --> 01:07:29,267
- You want that piece?
- 916
- 01:07:29,374 --> 01:07:32,673
- Okay, Maggie, look. Let me break
- it down to you how it's gonna happen.
- 917
- 01:07:32,778 --> 01:07:34,837
- They gonna come through that door
- and be good cop, bad cop.
- 918
- 01:07:34,946 --> 01:07:38,279
- Don't fall for that, all right?
- That's why I ate their food.
- 919
- 01:07:38,383 --> 01:07:40,943
- See, they put the plate of donuts
- out here to test your guilt.
- 920
- 01:07:41,052 --> 01:07:43,520
- If you don't touch it, you're guilty.
- 921
- 01:07:43,622 --> 01:07:47,456
- I ate the whole plate.
- The whole plate. Okay?
- 922
- 01:07:47,559 --> 01:07:48,719
- It's me and you.
- 923
- 01:07:48,827 --> 01:07:51,660
- They walk through that door,
- you don't say nothing.
- 924
- 01:08:05,710 --> 01:08:08,736
- She did it! She did it!
- She's the one you want! All right?
- 925
- 01:08:08,847 --> 01:08:10,474
- I was just sitting at home
- watching cartoons,
- 926
- 01:08:10,582 --> 01:08:12,573
- playing video games with my cousin,
- and she came in there.
- 927
- 01:08:12,684 --> 01:08:13,651
- - And then...
- - Glen, you freak.
- 928
- 01:08:13,752 --> 01:08:15,982
- Hey! I am not going to jail for you
- or anybody else!
- 929
- 01:08:16,087 --> 01:08:20,786
- I have done nothing bad my entire life!
- Hey, man, I'm still a virgin.
- 930
- 01:08:20,892 --> 01:08:21,859
- Okay, so what?
- 931
- 01:08:21,960 --> 01:08:24,053
- I've downloaded a couple of
- thousand songs off the Internet.
- 932
- 01:08:24,162 --> 01:08:25,857
- Who hasn't? Who hasn't?
- 933
- 01:08:25,964 --> 01:08:26,931
- - I promise!
- - Glen, shut up!
- 934
- 01:08:27,032 --> 01:08:30,866
- No, you shut up! Don't talk to me!
- Don't talk to me, criminal!
- 935
- 01:08:33,171 --> 01:08:35,264
- - Oh, sugar rush.
- - This is... This is not his fault.
- 936
- 01:08:35,373 --> 01:08:36,965
- See? So can I go home now?
- 937
- 01:08:37,075 --> 01:08:39,305
- - Oh, okay. I won't.
- - But just listen to me.
- 938
- 01:08:39,411 --> 01:08:43,108
- Okay, whoever hacked into your military
- system downloaded a file, all right?
- 939
- 01:08:43,215 --> 01:08:45,547
- It was something about
- someone named Witwicky
- 940
- 01:08:45,650 --> 01:08:49,245
- and some government group, right?
- Named Sector Seven.
- 941
- 01:08:49,354 --> 01:08:51,083
- You have to let me talk to
- Defense Secretary Keller
- 942
- 01:08:51,189 --> 01:08:53,487
- before you go to war
- with the wrong country!
- 943
- 01:08:53,592 --> 01:08:56,425
- Whatever fell out of the sky
- ended up right behind...
- 944
- 01:08:56,528 --> 01:08:58,120
- - What did he say?
- - What?
- 945
- 01:08:58,230 --> 01:08:59,697
- - Did he hear it, too?
- - Yeah, Jack heard it, too. Yeah.
- 946
- 01:08:59,798 --> 01:09:02,466
- - What does he think it is?
- - He thinks it's a military experiment.
- 947
- 01:09:02,467 --> 01:09:04,708
- - What a knucklehead.
- - Yeah, well, I think it's a plane.
- 948
- 01:09:09,241 --> 01:09:11,072
- Still no official word as to
- what happened. You can see...
- 949
- 01:09:11,176 --> 01:09:12,370
- - Yeah!
- - Call Sam.
- 950
- 01:09:12,477 --> 01:09:14,035
- - Yeah. Why?
- - He should be home in 15 minutes.
- 951
- 01:09:14,145 --> 01:09:15,546
- Well, I'll call him in 15 minutes.
- 952
- 01:09:15,547 --> 01:09:18,072
- If you wait 15 minutes, he'll be late
- and you'll have to ground him.
- 953
- 01:09:18,183 --> 01:09:20,103
- Well, I can't ground him
- if he's not late, can I?
- 954
- 01:09:25,090 --> 01:09:26,523
- I need you to stay here, all right?
- 955
- 01:09:26,625 --> 01:09:27,785
- You got to stay here
- and you're gonna watch them.
- 956
- 01:09:27,893 --> 01:09:28,860
- - Okay, okay.
- - All of them.
- 957
- 01:09:28,960 --> 01:09:29,949
- - Do you hear what I'm saying?
- - Yeah, okay, okay.
- 958
- 01:09:30,061 --> 01:09:31,028
- Five minutes, all right?
- 959
- 01:09:31,730 --> 01:09:34,699
- - Thanks for staying on my path.
- - Oh, yeah. No, no, Dad. Hey!
- 960
- 01:09:34,799 --> 01:09:36,767
- The... Oh, the path. I'm sorry.
- I forgot about the path.
- 961
- 01:09:36,868 --> 01:09:38,495
- I'm gonna sweep the whole thing
- right now. How about that?
- 962
- 01:09:38,603 --> 01:09:40,901
- - You know, I buy half your car...
- - Yeah.
- 963
- 01:09:41,006 --> 01:09:44,669
- Then I bail you out of jail and then
- I just decided to do all your chores.
- 964
- 01:09:44,776 --> 01:09:46,377
- - The chores.
- - Yeah. Life is great, huh?
- 965
- 01:09:46,444 --> 01:09:49,311
- Life... Life is fantastic,
- is how good it is.
- 966
- 01:09:49,414 --> 01:09:51,974
- It's so... Oh, the trash cans. Sorry, Dad.
- I'm gonna do the trash cans now.
- 967
- 01:09:52,083 --> 01:09:53,175
- No, no, I don't want you
- to strain yourself.
- 968
- 01:09:53,285 --> 01:09:54,752
- No, no, I won't strain myself, Dad.
- 969
- 01:09:54,853 --> 01:09:56,320
- - I'll do it.
- - It would hurt my feelings if you do it.
- 970
- 01:09:56,421 --> 01:09:57,786
- - You sure? I don't mind, I don't...
- - I promise...
- 971
- 01:09:57,889 --> 01:09:59,117
- No, no, no, I'm gonna do it.
- 972
- 01:09:59,224 --> 01:10:01,124
- I'm gonna do the trash cans
- and I'm gonna scrape the grill
- 973
- 01:10:01,226 --> 01:10:05,094
- and I'm gonna... I'm gonna sweep up
- the whole house right now.
- 974
- 01:10:05,196 --> 01:10:07,562
- - Tonight, right now?
- - Right now.
- 975
- 01:10:07,666 --> 01:10:08,633
- The...
- 976
- 01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:10,602
- akumenang.com
- 977
- 01:10:10,602 --> 01:10:13,070
- I love you. God, I love you
- akumenang.com
- 978
- 01:10:13,070 --> 01:10:13,171
- akumenang.com
- 979
- 01:10:13,171 --> 01:10:14,900
- just so much right now.
- akumenang.com
- 980
- 01:10:14,900 --> 01:10:15,006
- akumenang.com
- 981
- 01:10:15,006 --> 01:10:16,486
- You know,
- Mom wanted me to ground you.
- akumenang.com
- 982
- 01:10:16,486 --> 01:10:16,541
- akumenang.com
- 983
- 01:10:16,541 --> 01:10:18,065
- - You're three minutes late.
- - Right?
- akumenang.com
- 984
- 01:10:18,065 --> 01:10:18,176
- akumenang.com
- 985
- 01:10:18,176 --> 01:10:20,110
- Oh, well, just another thing
- you did for me, Dad,
- akumenang.com
- 986
- 01:10:20,111 --> 01:10:21,476
- because you're such a swell guy.
- akumenang.com
- 987
- 01:10:21,476 --> 01:10:21,580
- akumenang.com
- 988
- 01:10:21,580 --> 01:10:22,000
- One more thing, huh?
- akumenang.com
- 989
- 01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:22,706
- One more thing, huh?
- 990
- 01:10:22,814 --> 01:10:25,874
- All right, I love you!
- Sleep good, handsome man!
- 991
- 01:10:26,918 --> 01:10:28,078
- What are you doing?
- What are you doing?
- 992
- 01:10:28,219 --> 01:10:31,484
- No, watch the path! Watch the path!
- Watch the... Please, please, please.
- 993
- 01:10:31,590 --> 01:10:34,457
- No, no, wait. No, no, no! Oh, no!
- 994
- 01:10:34,559 --> 01:10:36,993
- - Sorry. My bad.
- - Oh, I... You couldn't...
- 995
- 01:10:37,095 --> 01:10:39,063
- You couldn't wait for five...
- You couldn't wait for five minutes?
- 996
- 01:10:39,164 --> 01:10:41,997
- I told you to just stay! Just stay! God!
- 997
- 01:10:45,270 --> 01:10:47,261
- - I told you to watch them. I told you.
- - Okay, you know what?
- 998
- 01:10:47,372 --> 01:10:51,365
- - They seem to be in a little bit of a rush.
- - Oh, this is bad. No!
- 999
- 01:10:52,677 --> 01:10:55,043
- Mojo, Mojo! Off the robot! God!
- 1000
- 01:10:55,647 --> 01:10:58,172
- - Oh, wet.
- - No, no, no, no, no! Easy! Easy!
- 1001
- 01:10:58,283 --> 01:11:01,047
- Hold on! Hold! This is Mojo.
- This is Mojo. He's a pet of mine.
- 1002
- 01:11:01,152 --> 01:11:03,950
- He's a pet. Okay? That's all.
- If you could just put the guns away...
- 1003
- 01:11:04,055 --> 01:11:07,024
- - Put the... Put them away. Please.
- - You have a rodent infestation.
- 1004
- 01:11:07,125 --> 01:11:08,319
- - A what?
- - Shall I terminate?
- 1005
- 01:11:08,426 --> 01:11:10,587
- No, no, no, no.
- He's not a rodent, he's a Chihuahua.
- 1006
- 01:11:10,695 --> 01:11:13,892
- This is my... This is my Chihuahua.
- We love Chihuahuas! Don't we?
- 1007
- 01:11:13,999 --> 01:11:16,695
- He's leaked lubricants all over my foot.
- 1008
- 01:11:18,203 --> 01:11:22,367
- - He peed on you? Bad Mojo. Bad Mojo!
- - Bad Mojo!
- 1009
- 01:11:22,474 --> 01:11:23,964
- I'm sorry.
- He's got a male dominance thing.
- 1010
- 01:11:24,075 --> 01:11:25,633
- That's all it is.
- 1011
- 01:11:25,744 --> 01:11:28,542
- - My foot's gonna rust.
- - All right.
- 1012
- 01:11:29,581 --> 01:11:30,946
- Okay, okay.
- 1013
- 01:11:32,150 --> 01:11:34,778
- - Shut up and go hide!
- - Just hurry.
- 1014
- 01:11:37,989 --> 01:11:39,547
- Autobots, recon.
- 1015
- 01:11:41,493 --> 01:11:44,087
- I hope he's okay. He's in the kitchen.
- 1016
- 01:11:44,195 --> 01:11:45,958
- Got some ice on his nose.
- 1017
- 01:11:46,064 --> 01:11:48,498
- I had to slap him around a little bit.
- 1018
- 01:11:48,600 --> 01:11:49,965
- You did not.
- 1019
- 01:11:51,236 --> 01:11:53,363
- - You didn't even ground him.
- - Almost, almost.
- 1020
- 01:11:54,105 --> 01:11:56,665
- Where are they? No, no, no, no, no.
- 1021
- 01:11:58,743 --> 01:12:00,370
- Come on, come on.
- 1022
- 01:12:05,183 --> 01:12:08,277
- - What? What is this?
- - Time is short.
- 1023
- 01:12:08,386 --> 01:12:10,980
- - They really want those glasses.
- - Come on. What are you doing?
- 1024
- 01:12:11,089 --> 01:12:12,750
- - I'm gonna help you.
- - Okay.
- 1025
- 01:12:12,857 --> 01:12:14,848
- - Please hurry.
- - Okay.
- 1026
- 01:12:16,227 --> 01:12:18,218
- - Yeah, no, no. It's definitely gone.
- - What do you mean?
- 1027
- 01:12:18,329 --> 01:12:19,410
- My glasses were in the bag.
- 1028
- 01:12:19,464 --> 01:12:21,295
- They were in the backpack
- and now the backpack isn't here.
- 1029
- 01:12:21,399 --> 01:12:22,957
- Well, they're gonna be pissed,
- so what do you wanna do?
- 1030
- 01:12:23,068 --> 01:12:24,126
- So what I think you should do is
- you should...
- 1031
- 01:12:24,235 --> 01:12:26,430
- You should check this whole...
- This whole section here.
- 1032
- 01:12:26,538 --> 01:12:29,473
- Just give it a clean sweep,
- and I'll get the corner here.
- 1033
- 01:12:29,574 --> 01:12:32,014
- Yeah, no, no, no. Not there.
- That's my... That's my private...
- 1034
- 01:12:32,110 --> 01:12:33,590
- - Sorry. That's nothing.
- - You just...
- 1035
- 01:12:33,645 --> 01:12:34,612
- - You just told me to look...
- - I know,
- 1036
- 01:12:34,713 --> 01:12:36,078
- but I didn't mean to look inside
- of my treasure chest.
- 1037
- 01:12:36,181 --> 01:12:38,982
- You should be way more specific
- so I don't get in trouble in your room.
- 1038
- 01:12:38,983 --> 01:12:40,917
- I'm already stressed out enough.
- 1039
- 01:12:41,019 --> 01:12:42,509
- Okay. What now?
- 1040
- 01:12:44,923 --> 01:12:48,359
- No. No, no. No, no, no.
- 1041
- 01:12:48,460 --> 01:12:52,419
- This isn't hiding. This isn't hiding.
- This is my backyard, not a truck stop.
- 1042
- 01:12:52,530 --> 01:12:53,519
- Oh, God. Oh!
- 1043
- 01:12:53,631 --> 01:12:57,761
- Okay, I saw it. The UFO landed
- right here and now it's gone.
- 1044
- 01:12:57,869 --> 01:13:00,167
- My moped's under there, man!
- Who's gonna pay for that?
- 1045
- 01:13:01,639 --> 01:13:03,368
- Sam? Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam.
- 1046
- 01:13:03,475 --> 01:13:06,410
- - He's back here.
- - I can't deal with this. I can't...
- 1047
- 01:13:06,511 --> 01:13:08,103
- What? Oh, no, no, no.
- 1048
- 01:13:08,213 --> 01:13:09,271
- - This is my mother's flower...
- - Oops.
- 1049
- 01:13:09,380 --> 01:13:10,608
- Okay, listen. You got to listen to me.
- 1050
- 01:13:10,715 --> 01:13:12,706
- If my parents come out here
- and see you, they're gonna freak out.
- 1051
- 01:13:12,817 --> 01:13:14,284
- My mother's got a temper, okay?
- 1052
- 01:13:14,385 --> 01:13:15,943
- We must have the glasses.
- 1053
- 01:13:16,054 --> 01:13:17,612
- I know you need the glasses.
- I've been looking everywhere.
- 1054
- 01:13:17,722 --> 01:13:19,952
- They're not here.
- They're definitely not here.
- 1055
- 01:13:20,058 --> 01:13:21,150
- Keep searching.
- 1056
- 01:13:21,259 --> 01:13:22,920
- I need you to be quiet for five minutes.
- 1057
- 01:13:23,027 --> 01:13:24,255
- Ten minutes. Okay?
- 1058
- 01:13:24,362 --> 01:13:26,125
- Please, I'm begging you. You got to...
- You're making a racket.
- 1059
- 01:13:26,231 --> 01:13:28,222
- I can't concentrate.
- You want me to look and I'm hearing...
- 1060
- 01:13:28,333 --> 01:13:29,357
- Calm down, calm down.
- 1061
- 01:13:29,467 --> 01:13:31,162
- You got to do something here.
- You got to do something here.
- 1062
- 01:13:31,269 --> 01:13:33,931
- - Autobots, fall back.
- - Thank you. Please, for five minutes.
- 1063
- 01:13:34,038 --> 01:13:35,903
- Good? Good? Okay.
- 1064
- 01:13:36,007 --> 01:13:37,167
- - Move!
- - Get away!
- 1065
- 01:13:37,275 --> 01:13:38,970
- What's the matter with you?
- Can't you be quiet?
- 1066
- 01:13:39,077 --> 01:13:40,977
- He wants us to be quiet.
- 1067
- 01:13:44,816 --> 01:13:48,616
- Earthquake! Move, move, move, move,
- move! Earthquake!
- 1068
- 01:13:48,720 --> 01:13:52,583
- Judy! Judy, get under the table! Move it!
- Duck and cover right now!
- 1069
- 01:13:52,690 --> 01:13:54,521
- How did you get over there so fast?
- 1070
- 01:13:55,593 --> 01:13:57,356
- Wow! That was tingly!
- 1071
- 01:13:57,996 --> 01:14:00,863
- - You got to try that!
- - Yeah, that looks fun.
- 1072
- 01:14:05,737 --> 01:14:07,728
- - Sam?
- - Sammy?
- 1073
- 01:14:10,141 --> 01:14:12,837
- - What the hell is that?
- - I don't know.
- 1074
- 01:14:13,642 --> 01:14:15,371
- - Sam?
- - That's weird.
- 1075
- 01:14:15,511 --> 01:14:17,206
- - Sam!
- - Ratchet, point the light.
- 1076
- 01:14:17,312 --> 01:14:19,872
- - Come on, hurry.
- - Listen, we got a major issue in here.
- 1077
- 01:14:19,982 --> 01:14:21,040
- What's with the light?
- You gotta stop the light.
- 1078
- 01:14:21,150 --> 01:14:23,050
- What's going on? Turn it off.
- You gotta tell him to shut it off.
- 1079
- 01:14:23,152 --> 01:14:24,312
- - Shut it off.
- - Sam, are you in there?
- 1080
- 01:14:24,419 --> 01:14:25,500
- How come the door's locked?
- 1081
- 01:14:25,587 --> 01:14:29,216
- You know the rules.
- No doors locked in my house!
- 1082
- 01:14:29,324 --> 01:14:30,518
- You know he'll start counting
- 1083
- 01:14:30,626 --> 01:14:32,025
- - if you don't open the door!
- - One more chance. Five...
- 1084
- 01:14:32,127 --> 01:14:33,116
- Oh, dear.
- 1085
- 01:14:33,228 --> 01:14:34,957
- - Four. It's coming off the hinges, pal.
- - He's counting!
- 1086
- 01:14:35,097 --> 01:14:36,462
- - Sam, just open the door.
- - Three.
- 1087
- 01:14:36,565 --> 01:14:37,532
- - Oh, my.
- - Two.
- 1088
- 01:14:37,633 --> 01:14:39,692
- - He's counting.
- - Stand back.
- 1089
- 01:14:40,202 --> 01:14:43,865
- - What's up? What's with the bat?
- - Who were you talking to?
- 1090
- 01:14:43,972 --> 01:14:46,964
- - I'm talking to you.
- - Why are you so sweaty and filthy?
- 1091
- 01:14:47,075 --> 01:14:48,667
- I'm a child. You know, I'm a teenager.
- 1092
- 01:14:48,777 --> 01:14:51,112
- We heard voices and noises
- and we thought maybe you were...
- 1093
- 01:14:51,113 --> 01:14:52,978
- It doesn't matter what we thought.
- What was that light?
- 1094
- 01:14:53,081 --> 01:14:54,878
- No, what light? What?
- There's no light, Dad! There's no light!
- 1095
- 01:14:54,983 --> 01:14:56,473
- You got two lights in your hand!
- That's what it is.
- 1096
- 01:14:56,585 --> 01:14:57,847
- - Maybe it bounced...
- - There was light under the door.
- 1097
- 01:14:57,953 --> 01:14:59,978
- Look, you can't... You can't just bounce
- into my room like that.
- 1098
- 01:15:00,088 --> 01:15:01,453
- You got to knock.
- You got to communicate.
- 1099
- 01:15:01,590 --> 01:15:02,579
- - We knocked for five minutes.
- - I'm a teenager.
- 1100
- 01:15:02,691 --> 01:15:04,056
- - We knocked.
- - You didn't knock.
- 1101
- 01:15:04,159 --> 01:15:05,726
- - You were screaming at me, okay?
- - No.
- 1102
- 01:15:05,727 --> 01:15:07,160
- This is repression,
- what you're doing here.
- 1103
- 01:15:07,262 --> 01:15:09,628
- - You're ruining my youth, okay?
- - Oh, for Pete's sakes!
- 1104
- 01:15:09,731 --> 01:15:14,191
- You are so defensive!
- Were you masturbating?
- 1105
- 01:15:16,071 --> 01:15:17,129
- - Judy.
- - Was I...
- 1106
- 01:15:17,239 --> 01:15:18,239
- - No, Mom.
- - Zip it, okay?
- 1107
- 01:15:18,307 --> 01:15:19,638
- - It's okay.
- - No, I don't masturbate!
- 1108
- 01:15:19,741 --> 01:15:20,765
- That's not something for you
- to bring up.
- 1109
- 01:15:20,876 --> 01:15:22,400
- - That's a father-and-son thing, okay?
- - Father-son thing.
- 1110
- 01:15:22,511 --> 01:15:25,344
- I mean, you don't have to call it that
- word if that makes you uncomfortable.
- 1111
- 01:15:25,447 --> 01:15:29,076
- You can call it Sam's happy time or...
- 1112
- 01:15:29,184 --> 01:15:31,175
- - Happy time?
- - ...my special alone time...
- 1113
- 01:15:31,286 --> 01:15:32,253
- - Stop.
- - Mom.
- 1114
- 01:15:32,354 --> 01:15:33,343
- - Judy, stop.
- - ...with myself.
- 1115
- 01:15:33,455 --> 01:15:34,479
- - Mom, you can't come in and...
- - I'm sorry.
- 1116
- 01:15:34,590 --> 01:15:36,991
- It's just been a weird night.
- I've had a little bit to drink.
- 1117
- 01:15:36,992 --> 01:15:39,017
- - No, no, Dad.
- - Yeah, well, we saw a light.
- 1118
- 01:15:39,127 --> 01:15:40,890
- Oh, parents.
- 1119
- 01:15:41,797 --> 01:15:44,595
- I don't know where it was, but we saw it.
- 1120
- 01:15:45,734 --> 01:15:49,295
- Earthquake! It's another one! Another
- earthquake! Get in the doorway!
- 1121
- 01:15:49,404 --> 01:15:52,037
- - Okay!
- - Aftershock! Aftershock!
- 1122
- 01:15:52,140 --> 01:15:53,129
- Oh, I hate these.
- 1123
- 01:15:53,242 --> 01:15:54,504
- - Got to ride it out. Ride it out!
- - Quick, hide.
- 1124
- 01:15:54,610 --> 01:15:55,634
- - Hey, the lights are back on.
- - Hide? What?
- 1125
- 01:15:55,744 --> 01:15:57,305
- - Where?
- - Come on, get out of that tub.
- 1126
- 01:15:57,379 --> 01:15:58,710
- Can't you take safety seriously?
- 1127
- 01:15:58,814 --> 01:16:02,079
- - Good Lord, this floor is filthy, Sam.
- - Oh, oh, man! Man. Oh.
- 1128
- 01:16:02,184 --> 01:16:05,085
- Oh, no! Look at the yard.
- The yard is destroyed.
- 1129
- 01:16:10,192 --> 01:16:13,684
- Judy? Better call the city.
- We got a blown transformer!
- 1130
- 01:16:13,795 --> 01:16:16,286
- Power pole's sparking all over
- the place!
- 1131
- 01:16:16,398 --> 01:16:18,628
- Oh, man. Yard's a waste.
- 1132
- 01:16:18,734 --> 01:16:20,429
- Trashed. Gone.
- 1133
- 01:16:20,736 --> 01:16:22,203
- - It's a wash. The whole yard.
- - You're kidding.
- 1134
- 01:16:22,304 --> 01:16:24,329
- The parents are very irritating.
- 1135
- 01:16:24,439 --> 01:16:26,134
- - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- - Can I take them out?
- 1136
- 01:16:26,241 --> 01:16:28,971
- Ironhide, you know
- we don't harm humans.
- 1137
- 01:16:29,077 --> 01:16:30,271
- What is with you?
- 1138
- 01:16:30,379 --> 01:16:33,712
- Well, I'm just saying we could.
- It's an option.
- 1139
- 01:16:33,815 --> 01:16:35,476
- We heard you talking
- to somebody, Sam.
- 1140
- 01:16:35,584 --> 01:16:37,984
- - We wanna know who.
- - Mom, I told...
- 1141
- 01:16:38,086 --> 01:16:39,883
- Hi. I'm Mikaela.
- 1142
- 01:16:40,656 --> 01:16:42,920
- I'm a... I'm a friend of Sam's.
- 1143
- 01:16:44,393 --> 01:16:47,123
- Gosh, you're gorgeous.
- Isn't that the prettiest girl?
- 1144
- 01:16:47,229 --> 01:16:50,096
- - She can hear you talking, Mom.
- - Thank you.
- 1145
- 01:16:50,198 --> 01:16:53,367
- Oh, my goodness. I'm sorry you had to
- hear our little family discussion about...
- 1146
- 01:16:53,368 --> 01:16:54,858
- - Sorry that we're bugging you.
- - Do you have my backpack?
- 1147
- 01:16:54,970 --> 01:16:57,010
- - Come on, hon. Let's go.
- - Oh, it's in the kitchen.
- 1148
- 01:16:57,035 --> 01:16:59,035
- SharePirate.Com Subs
- 1149
- 01:17:13,488 --> 01:17:16,821
- Oh, yes. Okay. Okay.
- 1150
- 01:17:16,925 --> 01:17:18,916
- - Yeah.
- - Your Mom's so nice.
- 1151
- 01:17:19,027 --> 01:17:19,994
- I want you to distract my parents
- 1152
- 01:17:20,095 --> 01:17:22,393
- while I slip out and get these glasses
- to them, okay?
- 1153
- 01:17:28,337 --> 01:17:30,897
- - Ronald Wickity?
- - It's Witwicky. Who are you?
- 1154
- 01:17:31,006 --> 01:17:33,031
- We're the government. Sector Seven.
- 1155
- 01:17:33,141 --> 01:17:35,268
- - Never heard of it.
- - Never will.
- 1156
- 01:17:35,377 --> 01:17:37,902
- Your son's the great-grandson
- of Captain Archibald Wickity, is he not?
- 1157
- 01:17:38,013 --> 01:17:39,139
- It's Witwicky.
- 1158
- 01:17:39,247 --> 01:17:42,478
- May I enter the premises, sir?
- 1159
- 01:17:42,584 --> 01:17:45,519
- Ron, there's guys all over the front yard.
- 1160
- 01:17:45,620 --> 01:17:46,587
- What the heck is going on here?
- 1161
- 01:17:46,688 --> 01:17:48,815
- Your son filed a stolen car report
- last night.
- 1162
- 01:17:48,924 --> 01:17:51,188
- We think it's involved in
- a national security matter.
- 1163
- 01:17:51,293 --> 01:17:52,726
- - They're ripping up my Rose bushes!
- - National security?
- 1164
- 01:17:52,828 --> 01:17:53,886
- That's right. National security.
- 1165
- 01:17:53,996 --> 01:17:55,588
- My God, Ron, they're everywhere.
- 1166
- 01:17:55,697 --> 01:17:58,063
- There's guys in suits all around
- the house! Look at this!
- 1167
- 01:17:58,166 --> 01:17:59,963
- Could you stay off the grass?
- 1168
- 01:18:00,068 --> 01:18:01,501
- Get me a sample
- and some isotope readings.
- 1169
- 01:18:01,603 --> 01:18:03,230
- They're pulling bushes out
- of the ground!
- 1170
- 01:18:03,338 --> 01:18:06,569
- Good Lord! They've got to get
- their hands off my bush!
- 1171
- 01:18:06,675 --> 01:18:08,142
- - Drop the bat, ma'am.
- - Hey, hey, hey, that's my...
- 1172
- 01:18:08,243 --> 01:18:09,574
- I'm carrying a loaded weapon.
- 1173
- 01:18:09,678 --> 01:18:11,009
- But you'd better get those guys
- out of my garden
- 1174
- 01:18:11,113 --> 01:18:13,274
- or I am gonna beat the crap out of them!
- 1175
- 01:18:13,382 --> 01:18:16,408
- Are you experiencing any flu-like
- symptoms? Aching joints? Fever?
- 1176
- 01:18:16,518 --> 01:18:18,577
- - No!
- - What is this?
- 1177
- 01:18:18,687 --> 01:18:21,417
- How you doing, son?
- Is your name Sam?
- 1178
- 01:18:21,523 --> 01:18:22,990
- - Yeah.
- - Well, I need you to come with us.
- 1179
- 01:18:23,091 --> 01:18:24,319
- Whoa, way out of line.
- 1180
- 01:18:24,426 --> 01:18:28,453
- Sir, I am asking politely. Back off.
- 1181
- 01:18:28,563 --> 01:18:30,463
- - You're not taking my son.
- - Really?
- 1182
- 01:18:30,565 --> 01:18:31,623
- You gonna try to get rough with us?
- 1183
- 01:18:31,733 --> 01:18:32,973
- No, but I'm gonna call the cops
- 1184
- 01:18:33,035 --> 01:18:35,230
- because there's something fishy
- going on around here.
- 1185
- 01:18:35,337 --> 01:18:38,033
- Yeah. There's something a little fishy
- about you, your son,
- 1186
- 01:18:38,140 --> 01:18:42,099
- your little Taco Bell dog and this
- whole operation you got going on here.
- 1187
- 01:18:42,210 --> 01:18:44,440
- - What operation?
- - That is what we are gonna find out.
- 1188
- 01:18:44,546 --> 01:18:47,106
- I think direct contact.
- 1189
- 01:18:52,554 --> 01:18:54,112
- - Son?
- - Yeah.
- 1190
- 01:18:55,190 --> 01:18:58,091
- - Step forward, please.
- - Just stand?
- 1191
- 01:19:03,865 --> 01:19:05,332
- Fourteen rads.
- 1192
- 01:19:06,935 --> 01:19:08,402
- Bingo! Tag them and bag them!
- 1193
- 01:19:09,137 --> 01:19:11,037
- If you hurt my dog, I'll kick your ass!
- 1194
- 01:19:11,139 --> 01:19:12,834
- Get me a sample on
- that vegetation ASAP!
- 1195
- 01:19:12,941 --> 01:19:14,465
- Sam! Do not say anything, Sam!
- 1196
- 01:19:14,576 --> 01:19:16,441
- - Yeah.
- - Not a word until we get a lawyer!
- 1197
- 01:19:20,715 --> 01:19:21,875
- So,
- 1198
- 01:19:23,318 --> 01:19:26,776
- LadiesMan217.
- 1199
- 01:19:26,888 --> 01:19:30,324
- That is your eBay username, right?
- 1200
- 01:19:30,425 --> 01:19:32,757
- Yeah, but, you know,
- it was a typo and I ran with it.
- 1201
- 01:19:32,861 --> 01:19:33,861
- What do you make of this?
- 1202
- 01:19:33,929 --> 01:19:36,489
- My name is Sam Witwicky, okay?
- And my...
- 1203
- 01:19:36,598 --> 01:19:37,724
- Is that you?
- 1204
- 01:19:37,833 --> 01:19:40,028
- Yeah, that sounds like LadiesMan.
- 1205
- 01:19:40,135 --> 01:19:44,970
- Last night at the station, you told
- the officer your car transformed.
- 1206
- 01:19:46,308 --> 01:19:48,640
- - Enlighten me.
- - Well, here's what I said, okay?
- 1207
- 01:19:48,743 --> 01:19:53,203
- 'Cause this is a total misunderstanding
- that my car had been stolen...
- 1208
- 01:19:53,315 --> 01:19:55,442
- - Really?
- - ...from me, from my home,
- 1209
- 01:19:55,550 --> 01:19:58,519
- but it's fine now because it's back!
- It came back!
- 1210
- 01:19:58,620 --> 01:20:00,349
- - Well, not by itself.
- - Well, no.
- 1211
- 01:20:00,455 --> 01:20:03,891
- Because cars don't do that
- because that would be crazy.
- 1212
- 01:20:07,028 --> 01:20:08,620
- That's funny. That is so funny.
- 1213
- 01:20:08,730 --> 01:20:11,221
- So what do you kids know
- about aliens, huh?
- 1214
- 01:20:12,400 --> 01:20:15,164
- Oh, you mean, like a Martian?
- Like what, E. T? No.
- 1215
- 01:20:15,270 --> 01:20:16,760
- - It's an urban legend.
- - Yeah.
- 1216
- 01:20:16,872 --> 01:20:17,998
- You see this?
- 1217
- 01:20:18,106 --> 01:20:20,700
- This is an I-can-do-whatever-I-want
- and-get-away-with-it badge.
- 1218
- 01:20:20,809 --> 01:20:23,573
- - Right.
- - I'm gonna lock you up forever.
- 1219
- 01:20:23,678 --> 01:20:24,906
- Oh, God. You know what?
- Don't listen to him.
- 1220
- 01:20:25,013 --> 01:20:27,413
- He's just pissy 'cause he's got to
- get back to guarding the mall.
- 1221
- 01:20:27,516 --> 01:20:30,576
- You, in the training bra, do not test me.
- 1222
- 01:20:30,685 --> 01:20:32,778
- Especially with your Daddy's parole
- coming up.
- 1223
- 01:20:32,888 --> 01:20:34,287
- What? Parole?
- 1224
- 01:20:34,389 --> 01:20:37,722
- - It's nothing.
- - Oh, Grand Theft Auto, that ain't nothing?
- 1225
- 01:20:37,826 --> 01:20:39,826
- You know those cars my Dad
- used to teach me to fix?
- 1226
- 01:20:39,928 --> 01:20:41,657
- Well, they... They weren't always his.
- 1227
- 01:20:41,763 --> 01:20:42,855
- You stole cars?
- 1228
- 01:20:42,964 --> 01:20:44,765
- Well, we couldn't always afford
- a babysitter,
- 1229
- 01:20:44,766 --> 01:20:46,563
- so sometimes he had to take me along.
- 1230
- 01:20:46,668 --> 01:20:48,966
- She's got her own juvie record
- to prove it!
- 1231
- 01:20:49,070 --> 01:20:51,698
- She's a criminal. Criminals are hot.
- 1232
- 01:20:52,841 --> 01:20:57,471
- That'd be a real shame if he had to rot
- in jail the rest of his natural life.
- 1233
- 01:20:57,579 --> 01:20:59,877
- It is time to talk!
- 1234
- 01:21:06,621 --> 01:21:08,054
- Big! It's big!
- 1235
- 01:21:12,794 --> 01:21:14,762
- Go, go, go, go!
- 1236
- 01:21:15,197 --> 01:21:17,825
- - I can't see it! I can't see it!
- - Shift your weight towards the front!
- 1237
- 01:21:17,933 --> 01:21:19,366
- All right! All right!
- 1238
- 01:21:33,949 --> 01:21:36,247
- You A-holes are in trouble now.
- 1239
- 01:21:36,351 --> 01:21:42,881
- Gentlemen, I want to introduce you
- to my friend, Optimus Prime.
- 1240
- 01:21:45,126 --> 01:21:48,892
- Taking the children was a bad move.
- 1241
- 01:21:48,997 --> 01:21:52,398
- Autobots, relieve them of their weapons.
- 1242
- 01:21:56,004 --> 01:21:57,733
- Freeze!
- 1243
- 01:21:58,373 --> 01:21:59,772
- - Whoa! Whoa!
- - Give me those!
- 1244
- 01:21:59,874 --> 01:22:00,932
- Whoa!
- 1245
- 01:22:02,377 --> 01:22:03,435
- Whoa!
- 1246
- 01:22:14,222 --> 01:22:15,553
- Hi, there.
- 1247
- 01:22:15,857 --> 01:22:20,590
- You don't seem afraid.
- Are you not surprised to see us?
- 1248
- 01:22:21,296 --> 01:22:26,233
- Look, there are
- Seven protocols, okay?
- 1249
- 01:22:26,835 --> 01:22:28,132
- I'm not authorized
- to communicate with you
- 1250
- 01:22:28,236 --> 01:22:30,466
- except to tell you
- I can't communicate with you.
- 1251
- 01:22:30,572 --> 01:22:33,166
- - Get out of the car.
- - All right.
- 1252
- 01:22:33,808 --> 01:22:34,934
- - Me? You want me to get...
- - Now!
- 1253
- 01:22:35,043 --> 01:22:36,533
- All right, all right. Get out. Hey.
- 1254
- 01:22:36,645 --> 01:22:40,012
- All right, I'm... I'm getting out.
- I'm getting out. You see?
- 1255
- 01:22:40,115 --> 01:22:43,607
- Very nifty how you put us down
- without really killing us.
- 1256
- 01:22:43,718 --> 01:22:45,242
- You're good with handcuffs, too,
- now, huh?
- 1257
- 01:22:45,353 --> 01:22:46,342
- How you doing?
- 1258
- 01:22:46,454 --> 01:22:48,183
- - You weren't supposed to hear all that.
- - How's it going, huh?
- 1259
- 01:22:48,290 --> 01:22:50,451
- - Yeah.
- - This is real.
- 1260
- 01:22:50,558 --> 01:22:53,721
- Now, listen. If I choose to engage
- with him, mum is the word, all right?
- 1261
- 01:22:53,828 --> 01:22:57,594
- Sam, I have a record
- because I wouldn't turn my Dad in.
- 1262
- 01:22:58,199 --> 01:23:02,363
- When have you had to sacrifice
- anything in your perfect little life?
- 1263
- 01:23:03,938 --> 01:23:05,599
- Big guys. Big guys with big guns, huh?
- 1264
- 01:23:05,707 --> 01:23:08,574
- What is Sector Seven? Answer me.
- 1265
- 01:23:08,677 --> 01:23:11,168
- I'm the one who asks questions
- around here. Not you, young man!
- 1266
- 01:23:11,279 --> 01:23:13,509
- - How'd you know about the aliens?
- - Where did you take my parents?
- 1267
- 01:23:13,615 --> 01:23:15,606
- - I am not at liberty to discuss it.
- - No?
- 1268
- 01:23:15,717 --> 01:23:17,582
- Hey. You touch me,
- that's a federal offense.
- 1269
- 01:23:17,686 --> 01:23:19,415
- Do-whatever-you-want
- and-get-away-with-it badge, right?
- 1270
- 01:23:19,521 --> 01:23:22,354
- Yeah. Brave now all of a sudden, with
- his big alien friend standing over there.
- 1271
- 01:23:22,457 --> 01:23:25,654
- - Where is Sector Seven?
- - Wouldn't you like to know?
- 1272
- 01:23:30,932 --> 01:23:31,899
- Hey!
- 1273
- 01:23:32,000 --> 01:23:34,935
- Bumblebee, stop lubricating the man.
- 1274
- 01:23:35,036 --> 01:23:37,095
- Get that thing to stop, huh?
- 1275
- 01:23:38,440 --> 01:23:41,739
- - All right, tough guy, take it off.
- - What are you talking about?
- 1276
- 01:23:41,843 --> 01:23:44,539
- - Your clothes, all of it, off.
- - For what?
- 1277
- 01:23:45,780 --> 01:23:47,611
- For threatening my Dad.
- 1278
- 01:23:50,685 --> 01:23:56,590
- Little lady, this is the beginning
- of the end of your life.
- 1279
- 01:23:58,360 --> 01:24:00,021
- You're a criminal.
- 1280
- 01:24:00,695 --> 01:24:03,493
- Let's face facts. It's in your gene pool.
- 1281
- 01:24:04,966 --> 01:24:07,799
- Those are nice.
- Now get behind the pole.
- 1282
- 01:24:07,902 --> 01:24:08,891
- All right.
- 1283
- 01:24:09,003 --> 01:24:11,096
- This is such a felony, what you're doing.
- 1284
- 01:24:13,141 --> 01:24:15,041
- - I will hunt you down, okay?
- - He'll hunt you down.
- 1285
- 01:24:15,176 --> 01:24:17,337
- - Without any remorse!
- - No remorse.
- 1286
- 01:24:17,445 --> 01:24:18,707
- - Enjoy.
- - Okay?
- 1287
- 01:24:18,813 --> 01:24:23,250
- - We have got to alert everyone.
- - They already know. Speaker.
- 1288
- 01:24:29,791 --> 01:24:31,725
- Optimus! Incoming!
- 1289
- 01:24:39,434 --> 01:24:40,662
- Roll out.
- 1290
- 01:24:47,575 --> 01:24:50,908
- Okay, I'm picking up rad readings
- under that bridge right down there.
- 1291
- 01:24:53,782 --> 01:24:57,183
- Okay, I'm getting really good rad
- readings. Forty-two and higher.
- 1292
- 01:24:57,285 --> 01:24:58,616
- Up you get.
- 1293
- 01:25:03,324 --> 01:25:05,292
- Okay, we're dropping in.
- 1294
- 01:25:09,330 --> 01:25:11,924
- Really strong readings right down
- below us. There he is.
- 1295
- 01:25:12,033 --> 01:25:14,194
- Ship one and two, come on in.
- 1296
- 01:25:15,270 --> 01:25:17,898
- That's it, right there.
- Mark him, Mark him.
- 1297
- 01:25:18,006 --> 01:25:21,271
- Okay, there he is. 11:30. 11:30.
- Right off the nose.
- 1298
- 01:25:21,810 --> 01:25:23,368
- I got it. 12:00.
- 1299
- 01:25:27,449 --> 01:25:28,929
- Okay, I'm tracking him. I've got him.
- 1300
- 01:25:31,853 --> 01:25:34,048
- Got him going down the street.
- 1301
- 01:25:37,659 --> 01:25:42,221
- Okay. Where'd he go, guys? I lost him.
- Got no IR signature. Where'd he go?
- 1302
- 01:25:42,564 --> 01:25:44,725
- Okay, I lost him. I lost him.
- 1303
- 01:25:45,300 --> 01:25:47,291
- Okay, we're coming around.
- 1304
- 01:26:09,991 --> 01:26:11,515
- Easy, you two.
- 1305
- 01:26:20,902 --> 01:26:24,133
- No! No! No, Sam! Sam, don't drop me!
- 1306
- 01:26:24,806 --> 01:26:27,798
- Sam, don't! Sam, don't! I'm slipping!
- I'm slipping!
- 1307
- 01:26:29,043 --> 01:26:31,102
- - Hold on!
- - No!
- 1308
- 01:26:34,816 --> 01:26:36,044
- Sam!
- 1309
- 01:26:41,656 --> 01:26:44,784
- All right, we've got him pinned.
- We've got him pinned in the river.
- 1310
- 01:26:44,893 --> 01:26:46,155
- I'm in for the shot.
- 1311
- 01:26:46,261 --> 01:26:47,694
- Stop! Stop!
- 1312
- 01:26:48,897 --> 01:26:50,694
- Wait! No!
- 1313
- 01:26:54,068 --> 01:26:56,662
- - Take the shot, get him.
- - Take the shot.
- 1314
- 01:26:57,238 --> 01:26:58,432
- No!
- 1315
- 01:27:14,522 --> 01:27:16,615
- No! Stop!
- 1316
- 01:27:17,225 --> 01:27:18,522
- Stop!
- 1317
- 01:27:19,127 --> 01:27:22,563
- Get down on the ground! Get down!
- Get down!
- 1318
- 01:27:23,565 --> 01:27:24,896
- What? Okay.
- 1319
- 01:27:26,768 --> 01:27:28,929
- Look, he's not fighting back!
- 1320
- 01:27:29,537 --> 01:27:31,732
- Freeze it! Freeze it! Freeze it!
- 1321
- 01:27:38,112 --> 01:27:39,670
- Stop hurting him!
- 1322
- 01:27:49,090 --> 01:27:50,785
- Don't let him move!
- 1323
- 01:27:51,526 --> 01:27:53,084
- I got him here!
- 1324
- 01:28:16,284 --> 01:28:17,342
- No!
- 1325
- 01:28:21,356 --> 01:28:23,153
- Happy to see me again?
- 1326
- 01:28:24,659 --> 01:28:27,389
- Put him in a car
- with his little criminal friend.
- 1327
- 01:28:33,267 --> 01:28:36,327
- I want that thing frozen
- and ready for transport!
- 1328
- 01:28:44,512 --> 01:28:46,776
- Hang back. Let me check it out.
- 1329
- 01:28:49,617 --> 01:28:51,016
- Optimus,
- 1330
- 01:28:53,354 --> 01:28:55,822
- are we just gonna stand here
- and do nothing?
- 1331
- 01:28:55,923 --> 01:28:59,620
- There's no way to free Bumblebee
- without harming the humans.
- 1332
- 01:28:59,727 --> 01:29:02,525
- - But it's not right. He...
- - Let them leave.
- 1333
- 01:29:14,542 --> 01:29:16,908
- The Chinese and the Russians
- are nearing our area of operations
- 1334
- 01:29:17,011 --> 01:29:18,137
- in the Western Pacific.
- 1335
- 01:29:18,246 --> 01:29:20,441
- We feel like this could get
- out of hand real fast.
- 1336
- 01:29:20,548 --> 01:29:23,312
- But the next couple of hours
- may just define his presidency.
- 1337
- 01:29:27,655 --> 01:29:30,522
- US and Chinese task forces
- approaching 100 nautical miles
- 1338
- 01:29:30,625 --> 01:29:31,956
- of cruise missile range.
- 1339
- 01:29:32,060 --> 01:29:35,587
- Tell the strike group commander that
- he's not to engage unless fired on first.
- 1340
- 01:29:35,697 --> 01:29:37,665
- - Yes, sir!
- - Mr. Secretary?
- 1341
- 01:29:40,068 --> 01:29:45,131
- Tom Banachek. I'm with Sector Seven,
- Advanced Research Division.
- 1342
- 01:29:45,239 --> 01:29:48,436
- Never heard of it. I'm a little busy, Tom.
- I think you can see that.
- 1343
- 01:29:51,579 --> 01:29:54,070
- - What's going on here?
- - I don't know.
- 1344
- 01:29:57,719 --> 01:30:00,381
- Sit rep! Talk to me!
- 1345
- 01:30:00,488 --> 01:30:02,888
- - The whole room's gone down, sir.
- - I can see that!
- 1346
- 01:30:02,990 --> 01:30:04,651
- The virus was coded to shut us down.
- 1347
- 01:30:04,759 --> 01:30:07,193
- - General?
- - I'll take a seat.
- 1348
- 01:30:08,229 --> 01:30:09,196
- What do you mean, "shut us down"?
- 1349
- 01:30:09,297 --> 01:30:12,289
- They used our network to spread out
- to the whole world.
- 1350
- 01:30:12,400 --> 01:30:13,492
- The blackout's global.
- 1351
- 01:30:13,601 --> 01:30:16,434
- We have no communications,
- satellite and land lines are dead.
- 1352
- 01:30:16,537 --> 01:30:21,065
- You mean to tell me that I cannot pick
- up this telephone and call my family?
- 1353
- 01:30:27,014 --> 01:30:31,314
- Mr. Secretary? I'm here under
- direct order from the President.
- 1354
- 01:30:33,321 --> 01:30:35,687
- You really need to see
- what I have in the case.
- 1355
- 01:30:38,760 --> 01:30:40,318
- You'll have to accept that
- there are certain things
- 1356
- 01:30:40,428 --> 01:30:42,521
- you won't understand right away.
- 1357
- 01:30:42,630 --> 01:30:45,963
- Sector Seven is a special-access
- division of the government
- 1358
- 01:30:46,067 --> 01:30:49,468
- convened in secret under
- President Hoover 80 years ago.
- 1359
- 01:30:50,338 --> 01:30:54,434
- You may remember NASA JPL
- lost the Beagle 2 Mars Rover.
- 1360
- 01:30:55,543 --> 01:30:59,809
- We told them to report the mission
- a complete failure. It wasn't.
- 1361
- 01:31:00,281 --> 01:31:02,681
- Beagle 2 transmitted 13 seconds.
- 1362
- 01:31:03,284 --> 01:31:05,809
- This was classified above top secret.
- 1363
- 01:31:20,802 --> 01:31:23,430
- EDA ended at 170 hours, 48 minutes.
- 1364
- 01:31:23,538 --> 01:31:26,166
- More than just a pile of Martian rocks.
- 1365
- 01:31:27,441 --> 01:31:29,534
- This is the image from Mars.
- 1366
- 01:31:30,378 --> 01:31:33,142
- Here's the image your
- Special Ops team was able to retrieve
- 1367
- 01:31:33,247 --> 01:31:35,010
- from the base attack.
- 1368
- 01:31:35,783 --> 01:31:38,877
- We believe they are of
- the same exoskeletal type,
- 1369
- 01:31:39,754 --> 01:31:42,518
- and obviously not Russian
- or North Korean.
- 1370
- 01:31:42,924 --> 01:31:45,586
- Are we talking about an invasion?
- 1371
- 01:31:45,693 --> 01:31:48,787
- We intercepted the message
- from your Special Ops team.
- 1372
- 01:31:48,896 --> 01:31:52,229
- These things can be hurt by
- our weapons and now they know it.
- 1373
- 01:31:52,333 --> 01:31:54,062
- That's why the virus shut us down,
- 1374
- 01:31:54,168 --> 01:31:57,467
- so we can't coordinate against
- their next attack,
- 1375
- 01:31:57,572 --> 01:32:02,066
- which I would bet my ridiculous
- government salary is coming soon.
- 1376
- 01:32:05,947 --> 01:32:08,279
- Get word to our fleet commanders
- over the National Guard frequency.
- 1377
- 01:32:08,382 --> 01:32:11,783
- It's a shortwave radio channel.
- It might be still working.
- 1378
- 01:32:11,886 --> 01:32:15,219
- Tell them to turn their ships around
- and come home. ASAP!
- 1379
- 01:32:15,323 --> 01:32:18,292
- And inform all commands to prepare
- for imminent attack.
- 1380
- 01:32:28,502 --> 01:32:31,767
- Captain Lennox, we need you and
- your team to come with us right now!
- 1381
- 01:32:31,873 --> 01:32:32,840
- Let's go!
- 1382
- 01:32:37,879 --> 01:32:39,369
- She's in here.
- 1383
- 01:32:39,747 --> 01:32:41,408
- What's going on?
- 1384
- 01:32:41,949 --> 01:32:43,780
- You're coming with me.
- 1385
- 01:32:44,218 --> 01:32:46,914
- - You're going to be my advisor.
- - Me, too?
- 1386
- 01:32:47,922 --> 01:32:49,253
- Who's this?
- 1387
- 01:32:50,024 --> 01:32:53,118
- - He's my advisor.
- - He comes, too.
- 1388
- 01:33:04,405 --> 01:33:06,896
- - So...
- - What'd they get you for?
- 1389
- 01:33:07,975 --> 01:33:12,241
- I bought a car.
- Turned out to be an alien robot.
- 1390
- 01:33:12,346 --> 01:33:13,313
- Wow.
- 1391
- 01:33:13,981 --> 01:33:15,107
- Who knew?
- 1392
- 01:33:31,899 --> 01:33:33,799
- Make a hole! Watch your back!
- 1393
- 01:33:44,612 --> 01:33:47,342
- Please, let this work.
- 1394
- 01:33:48,749 --> 01:33:50,649
- Fire it up, Optimus.
- 1395
- 01:33:51,619 --> 01:33:53,109
- The code.
- 1396
- 01:33:53,220 --> 01:33:58,624
- The code on these glasses indicates
- the All Spark is 230 miles from here.
- 1397
- 01:34:00,428 --> 01:34:04,228
- I sense the Decepticons
- are getting ready to mobilize.
- 1398
- 01:34:05,399 --> 01:34:07,162
- They must know it's here, as well.
- 1399
- 01:34:07,268 --> 01:34:08,599
- What about Bumblebee?
- 1400
- 01:34:08,703 --> 01:34:12,764
- We can't just leave him to die
- and become some human experiment!
- 1401
- 01:34:12,873 --> 01:34:16,866
- He'll die in vain
- if we don't accomplish our mission.
- 1402
- 01:34:16,978 --> 01:34:21,210
- Bumblebee is a brave soldier.
- This is what he would want.
- 1403
- 01:34:21,315 --> 01:34:24,250
- Why are we fighting to save
- the humans?
- 1404
- 01:34:25,653 --> 01:34:29,020
- They're a primitive and violent race.
- 1405
- 01:34:31,359 --> 01:34:33,350
- Were we so different?
- 1406
- 01:34:34,261 --> 01:34:38,630
- They're a young species.
- They have much to learn.
- 1407
- 01:34:38,733 --> 01:34:41,531
- But I've seen goodness in them.
- 1408
- 01:34:41,635 --> 01:34:45,799
- Freedom is the right of
- all sentient beings.
- 1409
- 01:34:45,906 --> 01:34:50,138
- You all know there's only one way
- to end this war.
- 1410
- 01:34:50,244 --> 01:34:52,940
- We must destroy the Cube.
- 1411
- 01:34:53,748 --> 01:34:58,310
- If all else fails, I will unite it
- with the spark in my chest.
- 1412
- 01:34:58,419 --> 01:34:59,750
- That's suicide.
- 1413
- 01:34:59,854 --> 01:35:03,654
- The Cube is raw power.
- It could destroy you both.
- 1414
- 01:35:03,758 --> 01:35:08,218
- A necessary sacrifice to bring peace
- to this planet.
- 1415
- 01:35:08,329 --> 01:35:11,628
- We cannot let the humans pay
- for our mistakes.
- 1416
- 01:35:13,100 --> 01:35:15,796
- It's been an honor serving with you all.
- 1417
- 01:35:15,903 --> 01:35:19,703
- - Autobots, roll out!
- - We rolling!
- 1418
- 01:35:31,752 --> 01:35:34,915
- Team attention! Present arms!
- 1419
- 01:35:35,589 --> 01:35:39,821
- At ease. Captain, Sergeant.
- Got your intel. Excellent work.
- 1420
- 01:35:39,927 --> 01:35:41,622
- Thank you, sir.
- What about the gunships?
- 1421
- 01:35:41,729 --> 01:35:43,856
- They're being retrofitted
- with sabot rounds now.
- 1422
- 01:35:43,964 --> 01:35:45,226
- If they hit us again,
- we'll be ready for them.
- 1423
- 01:35:45,332 --> 01:35:48,426
- But it won't do us much good if we can't
- get world communications back up.
- 1424
- 01:35:49,937 --> 01:35:51,165
- Hey, kid.
- 1425
- 01:35:52,239 --> 01:35:54,901
- I think we got off to a bad start, huh?
- 1426
- 01:35:55,443 --> 01:35:56,535
- You must be hungry?
- 1427
- 01:35:56,644 --> 01:35:58,635
- You want a latte? HoHo?
- Double venti macchiato?
- 1428
- 01:35:58,746 --> 01:36:00,373
- Where's my car?
- 1429
- 01:36:00,481 --> 01:36:04,042
- Son, I need you to listen to me
- very carefully.
- 1430
- 01:36:04,552 --> 01:36:06,247
- People can die here.
- 1431
- 01:36:06,620 --> 01:36:09,316
- We need to know everything you know.
- We need to know it now.
- 1432
- 01:36:09,423 --> 01:36:10,617
- Okay.
- 1433
- 01:36:10,724 --> 01:36:14,455
- But first, I'll take my car, my parents.
- Maybe you should write that down.
- 1434
- 01:36:14,562 --> 01:36:19,261
- Oh, and her juvie record.
- That's got to be gone. Like, forever.
- 1435
- 01:36:20,901 --> 01:36:23,870
- Come with me.
- We'll talk about your car.
- 1436
- 01:36:23,971 --> 01:36:25,268
- Thank you.
- 1437
- 01:36:26,740 --> 01:36:28,469
- The man's an extortionist.
- 1438
- 01:36:30,211 --> 01:36:31,542
- All right, here's the situation.
- 1439
- 01:36:31,645 --> 01:36:34,045
- You've all had direct contact
- with the NBEs.
- 1440
- 01:36:34,148 --> 01:36:35,240
- NBEs?
- 1441
- 01:36:35,349 --> 01:36:38,944
- Non-Biological Extraterrestrials.
- Try and keep up with the acronyms.
- 1442
- 01:36:39,053 --> 01:36:42,682
- What you're about to see
- is totally classified.
- 1443
- 01:36:51,866 --> 01:36:53,695
- Dear God. What is this?
- 1444
- 01:36:55,269 --> 01:36:58,534
- We think when he made his approach
- over the north pole,
- 1445
- 01:36:58,639 --> 01:37:02,075
- our gravitational field screwed up
- his telemetry.
- 1446
- 01:37:02,176 --> 01:37:06,169
- He crashed in the ice,
- probably a few thousand years ago.
- 1447
- 01:37:06,280 --> 01:37:09,545
- We shipped him here to this facility
- in 1934.
- 1448
- 01:37:09,650 --> 01:37:12,050
- We call him NBE One.
- 1449
- 01:37:12,153 --> 01:37:14,519
- Well, sir, I don't mean to correct you
- on everything you think you know,
- 1450
- 01:37:14,622 --> 01:37:17,022
- but, I mean, that's Megatron.
- 1451
- 01:37:18,292 --> 01:37:20,123
- He's the leader of the Decepticons.
- 1452
- 01:37:20,227 --> 01:37:23,560
- He's been in cryostasis since 1935.
- 1453
- 01:37:23,664 --> 01:37:27,122
- Your great-great-grandfather made
- one of the greatest discoveries
- 1454
- 01:37:27,234 --> 01:37:28,667
- in the history of mankind.
- 1455
- 01:37:28,769 --> 01:37:31,704
- Fact is, you're looking at
- the source of the modern age,
- 1456
- 01:37:31,805 --> 01:37:38,643
- the microchip, lasers, spaceflight, cars,
- all reverse-engineered by studying him.
- 1457
- 01:37:38,746 --> 01:37:42,546
- NBE One. That's what we call it.
- 1458
- 01:37:43,117 --> 01:37:45,745
- And you didn't think the United States
- military might need to know
- 1459
- 01:37:45,853 --> 01:37:48,219
- that you're keeping a hostile alien robot
- frozen in the basement?
- 1460
- 01:37:48,322 --> 01:37:52,315
- Until these events, we had no
- credible threat to national security.
- 1461
- 01:37:52,426 --> 01:37:54,291
- Well, you got one now.
- 1462
- 01:37:55,229 --> 01:37:57,629
- - So why Earth?
- - It's the All Spark.
- 1463
- 01:37:57,731 --> 01:37:59,255
- All Spark? What is that?
- 1464
- 01:37:59,366 --> 01:38:01,926
- Well, yeah, they came here looking
- for some sort of cube-looking thing.
- 1465
- 01:38:02,036 --> 01:38:06,803
- Anyway, Mr. NBE One here, AKA
- Megatron, that's what they call him,
- 1466
- 01:38:06,907 --> 01:38:09,387
- who's pretty much the harbinger
- of death, wants to use the Cube
- 1467
- 01:38:09,443 --> 01:38:12,537
- to transform human technology
- to take over the universe.
- 1468
- 01:38:12,646 --> 01:38:14,170
- That's their plan.
- 1469
- 01:38:14,281 --> 01:38:16,681
- - And you're sure about that?
- - Yeah.
- 1470
- 01:38:19,019 --> 01:38:21,283
- You guys know where it is, don't you?
- 1471
- 01:38:22,723 --> 01:38:23,849
- Follow me.
- 1472
- 01:38:27,494 --> 01:38:29,985
- You're about to see our crown jewel.
- 1473
- 01:38:38,939 --> 01:38:42,500
- Carbon dating puts the Cube here
- around 10,000 BC.
- 1474
- 01:38:43,410 --> 01:38:47,039
- The first Seven didn't find it until 1913.
- 1475
- 01:38:47,881 --> 01:38:51,749
- They knew it was alien because of
- the matching hieroglyphics on the Cube
- 1476
- 01:38:51,852 --> 01:38:53,376
- as well as NBE One.
- 1477
- 01:38:53,487 --> 01:38:56,047
- President Hoover had the dam built
- around it.
- 1478
- 01:38:56,156 --> 01:38:58,522
- Four football fields thick of concrete.
- 1479
- 01:38:58,626 --> 01:39:01,959
- A perfect way to hide its energy
- from being detected by anyone
- 1480
- 01:39:02,062 --> 01:39:05,657
- or any alien species on the outside.
- 1481
- 01:39:44,471 --> 01:39:48,271
- Wait, back up. You said
- the dam hides the Cube's energy.
- 1482
- 01:39:48,909 --> 01:39:51,400
- - What kind exactly?
- - Good question.
- 1483
- 01:39:55,983 --> 01:39:58,850
- Please step inside.
- They have to lock us in.
- 1484
- 01:40:04,758 --> 01:40:06,419
- Oh, wow.
- 1485
- 01:40:06,527 --> 01:40:08,552
- What's that? Freddy Krueger done
- been up in here or something?
- 1486
- 01:40:08,662 --> 01:40:09,856
- Oh, no, man.
- 1487
- 01:40:09,997 --> 01:40:14,457
- Freddy Krueger have four blades, man.
- That's only three. That's Wolverine!
- 1488
- 01:40:14,568 --> 01:40:17,503
- - Right? That's Wolverine!
- - That's very funny.
- 1489
- 01:40:19,039 --> 01:40:22,065
- Anybody have any mechanical devices?
- BlackBerry? Key alarm? Cell phone?
- 1490
- 01:40:22,176 --> 01:40:23,609
- I got a phone.
- 1491
- 01:40:26,814 --> 01:40:29,408
- Nokias are real nasty.
- 1492
- 01:40:29,516 --> 01:40:33,953
- You've got to respect the Japanese.
- They know the way of the samurai.
- 1493
- 01:40:34,755 --> 01:40:36,882
- Nokia's from Finland.
- 1494
- 01:40:36,990 --> 01:40:41,552
- Yes, but he's, you know, a little strange.
- He's a little strange.
- 1495
- 01:40:44,331 --> 01:40:49,894
- We're able to take the Cube radiation
- and funnel it into that box.
- 1496
- 01:41:03,584 --> 01:41:06,883
- - Mean little sucker, huh?
- - That thing is freaky!
- 1497
- 01:41:06,987 --> 01:41:10,650
- Kind of like the itty-bitty
- Energizer Bunny from hell, huh?
- 1498
- 01:41:21,668 --> 01:41:23,533
- He's breaking the box.
- 1499
- 01:41:41,522 --> 01:41:42,648
- Go! Go! Go!
- 1500
- 01:41:42,756 --> 01:41:43,848
- Move!
- 1501
- 01:41:52,399 --> 01:41:55,027
- Gentlemen, they know the Cube is here.
- 1502
- 01:41:55,803 --> 01:41:57,134
- Banachek. What's going on?
- 1503
- 01:41:57,237 --> 01:41:59,068
- Well, the NBE One hangar
- has lost power...
- 1504
- 01:41:59,173 --> 01:42:00,231
- - What?
- - ...and the backup generator
- 1505
- 01:42:00,340 --> 01:42:02,501
- - is just not gonna cut it.
- - Do you have an arms room?
- 1506
- 01:42:08,715 --> 01:42:10,478
- Megatron! Megatron! Megatron!
- 1507
- 01:42:10,584 --> 01:42:11,983
- I'll bring security to the...
- 1508
- 01:42:12,085 --> 01:42:14,610
- Get everyone to
- the NBE One chamber now!
- 1509
- 01:42:14,721 --> 01:42:16,322
- - The lights are out!
- - Move it! Move it!
- 1510
- 01:42:16,423 --> 01:42:17,788
- Let's go!
- 1511
- 01:42:17,891 --> 01:42:19,654
- They're popping our generators!
- 1512
- 01:42:31,672 --> 01:42:33,037
- Megatron melting!
- 1513
- 01:42:33,674 --> 01:42:36,734
- 16502. We're losing pressure.
- 1514
- 01:42:36,844 --> 01:42:39,039
- Stand by! Set!
- 1515
- 01:42:39,146 --> 01:42:41,205
- We're losing pressure!
- 1516
- 01:42:41,315 --> 01:42:44,751
- The cryogenic system is failing!
- We're losing NBE One!
- 1517
- 01:42:49,490 --> 01:42:52,186
- Forty millimeter sabot rounds
- on that table!
- 1518
- 01:42:52,292 --> 01:42:56,285
- That's good. Get all the ammo you got.
- Everything you can carry. Bring it.
- 1519
- 01:43:01,835 --> 01:43:04,463
- You got to take me to my car.
- You have to take me to my car.
- 1520
- 01:43:04,571 --> 01:43:05,595
- He's gonna know what to do
- with the Cube.
- 1521
- 01:43:05,706 --> 01:43:07,640
- - Your car? It's confiscated.
- - Then unconfiscate it.
- 1522
- 01:43:07,741 --> 01:43:09,470
- We do not know what will happen
- if we let it near this thing!
- 1523
- 01:43:09,576 --> 01:43:10,838
- - You don't know.
- - Maybe you know, but I don't know.
- 1524
- 01:43:10,944 --> 01:43:12,309
- You just wanna sit here and wait
- and see what happens?
- 1525
- 01:43:12,412 --> 01:43:14,403
- I have people's lives at stake here,
- young man.
- 1526
- 01:43:14,515 --> 01:43:16,244
- Take him to his car!
- 1527
- 01:43:17,985 --> 01:43:19,179
- Drop it.
- 1528
- 01:43:20,954 --> 01:43:22,615
- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
- 1529
- 01:43:23,891 --> 01:43:25,882
- Drop your weapon, soldier.
- 1530
- 01:43:26,393 --> 01:43:28,122
- There's an alien war going on
- and you're gonna shoot me?
- 1531
- 01:43:28,228 --> 01:43:29,252
- You know, we didn't ask to be here.
- 1532
- 01:43:29,363 --> 01:43:31,558
- I'm ordering you under S-Seven
- executive jurisdiction.
- 1533
- 01:43:31,665 --> 01:43:32,825
- Seven don't exist.
- 1534
- 01:43:32,933 --> 01:43:34,696
- Right. And we don't take orders
- from people that don't exist.
- 1535
- 01:43:34,801 --> 01:43:38,066
- - I'm gonna count to five. Okay.
- - Well, I'm gonna count to three.
- 1536
- 01:43:40,674 --> 01:43:42,301
- - Simmons?
- - Yes, sir?
- 1537
- 01:43:42,409 --> 01:43:46,470
- I'd do what he says. Losing's really
- not an option for these guys.
- 1538
- 01:43:50,984 --> 01:43:52,952
- All right. Okay.
- 1539
- 01:43:53,053 --> 01:43:57,683
- Hey, you want to lay the fate of the
- world on the kid's Camaro? That's cool.
- 1540
- 01:44:01,128 --> 01:44:02,390
- No, no!
- 1541
- 01:44:03,363 --> 01:44:06,025
- Stop! You got to stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
- 1542
- 01:44:06,133 --> 01:44:09,694
- No, no, stop, stop, stop!
- Let him go! Let him go!
- 1543
- 01:44:10,904 --> 01:44:12,303
- Are you okay?
- 1544
- 01:44:14,174 --> 01:44:16,267
- They didn't hurt you, right?
- 1545
- 01:44:25,018 --> 01:44:28,818
- Listen to me. The Cube is here
- and the Decepticons are coming.
- 1546
- 01:44:31,224 --> 01:44:33,317
- No, no, don't worry about them.
- They're okay. Right?
- 1547
- 01:44:33,427 --> 01:44:35,657
- They're not gonna hurt you.
- 1548
- 01:44:35,762 --> 01:44:39,289
- Just back up a little bit.
- He's friendly. He's fine.
- 1549
- 01:44:39,399 --> 01:44:42,664
- Okay, come on. Put the guns down.
- They're not gonna hurt you.
- 1550
- 01:44:42,769 --> 01:44:44,970
- Here, come with me.
- I'm gonna take you to the All Spark.
- 1551
- 01:45:06,326 --> 01:45:09,818
- Okay, here we go. He doing something.
- He doing something.
- 1552
- 01:45:29,950 --> 01:45:31,281
- Oh, my God.
- 1553
- 01:45:36,089 --> 01:45:37,488
- Message from Starfleet, Captain.
- 1554
- 01:45:37,591 --> 01:45:38,990
- Let's get to it.
- 1555
- 01:45:39,092 --> 01:45:42,118
- He's right. We stay here, we're screwed
- with Megatron in the other hangar.
- 1556
- 01:45:42,229 --> 01:45:43,628
- Mission City is 22 miles away.
- 1557
- 01:45:43,730 --> 01:45:45,027
- We're gonna sneak that Cube
- out of here
- 1558
- 01:45:45,132 --> 01:45:46,531
- and we're gonna hide it somewhere
- in the city.
- 1559
- 01:45:46,633 --> 01:45:47,600
- Good! Right.
- 1560
- 01:45:47,701 --> 01:45:50,431
- But we cannot make a stand
- without the Air Force.
- 1561
- 01:45:50,537 --> 01:45:52,596
- This place must have some kind
- of radio link!
- 1562
- 01:45:52,706 --> 01:45:54,571
- - Yes. Shortwave, CB.
- - Right, yes.
- 1563
- 01:45:54,675 --> 01:45:57,269
- Sir, you got to figure out some way
- to get word out to them. Let's move!
- 1564
- 01:45:57,377 --> 01:45:58,810
- In the alien archive, sir!
- 1565
- 01:45:58,912 --> 01:46:00,912
- - The alien...
- - There's an old Army radio console.
- 1566
- 01:46:01,014 --> 01:46:02,538
- - Will it work?
- - Anything's possible!
- 1567
- 01:46:02,649 --> 01:46:05,083
- - Did you see that...
- - All right, Sam, get it in the car!
- 1568
- 01:46:05,185 --> 01:46:06,948
- Mr. Secretary! Get our birds in the air.
- 1569
- 01:46:07,054 --> 01:46:08,681
- When we get to the city,
- we're gonna find a radio,
- 1570
- 01:46:08,789 --> 01:46:10,757
- and I'll have Epps vector them in, okay?
- 1571
- 01:46:10,857 --> 01:46:12,381
- Affirmative!
- 1572
- 01:46:12,492 --> 01:46:16,326
- Warning! NBE One
- cryo-containment failing.
- 1573
- 01:46:17,330 --> 01:46:19,195
- Check that backup system!
- 1574
- 01:46:19,299 --> 01:46:23,463
- The cryo's failing! You got to bump up
- the cryo! The cryo's failing!
- 1575
- 01:46:23,570 --> 01:46:25,060
- Come on! Get out of here!
- 1576
- 01:46:25,172 --> 01:46:26,696
- Heads up! Look out!
- 1577
- 01:46:27,708 --> 01:46:30,108
- Set a perimeter around
- the yellow vehicle!
- 1578
- 01:46:30,210 --> 01:46:33,646
- - This way, this way, this way!
- - Up there! Let's go!
- 1579
- 01:46:43,356 --> 01:46:46,416
- I am Megatron!
- 1580
- 01:47:05,245 --> 01:47:06,685
- - The Cube's okay?
- - Yeah, it's fine.
- 1581
- 01:47:06,747 --> 01:47:07,847
- Well, put the seat belt on.
- 1582
- 01:47:07,848 --> 01:47:09,008
- Pour it on him!
- 1583
- 01:47:22,763 --> 01:47:24,754
- I live to serve you, Lord Megatron.
- 1584
- 01:47:24,865 --> 01:47:27,265
- Where is the Cube?
- 1585
- 01:47:27,367 --> 01:47:29,426
- The humans have taken it.
- 1586
- 01:47:32,806 --> 01:47:36,674
- You fail me yet again, Starscream.
- Get them!
- 1587
- 01:47:37,110 --> 01:47:38,577
- Come on, Mags!
- 1588
- 01:47:39,679 --> 01:47:41,169
- Over here, sir!
- 1589
- 01:47:43,517 --> 01:47:45,576
- Give me a minute. Give me a minute.
- 1590
- 01:47:45,685 --> 01:47:48,119
- Come to me, Maxwell, come to me.
- Plugged in there.
- 1591
- 01:47:50,023 --> 01:47:53,481
- - We're hot! We're live!
- - Where are the Mikes?
- 1592
- 01:47:54,528 --> 01:47:55,517
- Mikes?
- 1593
- 01:47:55,629 --> 01:47:56,891
- This doesn't work without Mikes,
- Simmons.
- 1594
- 01:47:56,997 --> 01:47:58,555
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
- 1595
- 01:47:58,665 --> 01:48:00,189
- Let's find them.
- 1596
- 01:48:00,300 --> 01:48:01,767
- Kid, get in the chair!
- Just get in the chair, all right?
- 1597
- 01:48:01,868 --> 01:48:04,029
- - Okay, I'll sit. I'll sit.
- - They steal everything out of this place.
- 1598
- 01:48:04,137 --> 01:48:07,197
- How do we get the signal out?
- How do we call the Air Force?
- 1599
- 01:48:07,307 --> 01:48:08,604
- - Glen?
- - Huh?
- 1600
- 01:48:08,708 --> 01:48:12,200
- Can you hotwire this computer to
- transmit a tone through the radio?
- 1601
- 01:48:12,312 --> 01:48:13,301
- What good is that?
- 1602
- 01:48:13,413 --> 01:48:15,813
- Morse code! You can use this
- to transmit it through that!
- 1603
- 01:48:15,916 --> 01:48:19,477
- Okay, I'll do it! Turn it around.
- Okay, let's see.
- 1604
- 01:48:19,586 --> 01:48:21,417
- Simmons, I need a screwdriver!
- 1605
- 01:48:33,200 --> 01:48:34,724
- There's Optimus.
- 1606
- 01:48:52,686 --> 01:48:54,153
- Almost done.
- 1607
- 01:48:55,989 --> 01:48:57,889
- What the hell was that?
- 1608
- 01:49:00,961 --> 01:49:02,656
- Barricade the door!
- 1609
- 01:49:05,398 --> 01:49:07,764
- - Get something.
- - Watch out!
- 1610
- 01:49:07,868 --> 01:49:09,961
- Six, five, four, six, three.
- 1611
- 01:49:14,641 --> 01:49:17,007
- Here! Put some rounds in!
- 1612
- 01:49:19,880 --> 01:49:21,313
- Master search.
- 1613
- 01:49:22,215 --> 01:49:24,206
- I got it! We're transmitting!
- 1614
- 01:49:24,317 --> 01:49:25,443
- Send exactly what I say!
- 1615
- 01:49:25,552 --> 01:49:29,682
- Get out of the way! Get out of the way!
- Burn, you little sucker! Burn!
- 1616
- 01:49:29,789 --> 01:49:33,816
- "This is Defense Secretary Keller.
- Get me NORTHCOM commander."
- 1617
- 01:49:33,927 --> 01:49:35,451
- - Whoa!
- - Whoa!
- 1618
- 01:49:37,163 --> 01:49:38,187
- What was that?
- 1619
- 01:49:38,298 --> 01:49:41,131
- Authenticate emergency action.
- Blackbird 1195...
- 1620
- 01:49:43,303 --> 01:49:45,623
- Sir, I have an authenticated
- air strike order from Sec Def.
- 1621
- 01:50:10,230 --> 01:50:12,198
- - No, no, no, no, no.
- - What?
- 1622
- 01:50:12,299 --> 01:50:15,735
- It's the same cop!
- Block them, block them, block them.
- 1623
- 01:50:36,957 --> 01:50:37,946
- Oh, my God.
- 1624
- 01:51:06,519 --> 01:51:07,850
- Cool, Mom!
- 1625
- 01:51:33,747 --> 01:51:35,738
- This is so not good.
- 1626
- 01:51:54,234 --> 01:51:56,099
- He's behind the pillar!
- 1627
- 01:52:01,975 --> 01:52:05,069
- - Shoot that mother...
- - Maggie, cover fire!
- 1628
- 01:52:08,214 --> 01:52:10,546
- It's the Air Force! They're responding!
- 1629
- 01:52:14,421 --> 01:52:16,389
- Sucker, burn!
- 1630
- 01:52:22,162 --> 01:52:23,493
- Oh, shit!
- 1631
- 01:52:23,830 --> 01:52:25,855
- Yes! They're sending F-22s to the city!
- 1632
- 01:52:27,067 --> 01:52:29,092
- Raptors, let's scramble,
- scramble, scramble.
- 1633
- 01:52:30,303 --> 01:52:32,567
- Strike and Dark Star roll call.
- 1634
- 01:52:34,908 --> 01:52:36,375
- Looking out the right side.
- 1635
- 01:52:37,277 --> 01:52:39,438
- Push to Kill Box One Alpha...
- 1636
- 01:52:47,020 --> 01:52:50,581
- - Come on, let's go! Mount up!
- - Move out! Move out! Go! Go!
- 1637
- 01:52:50,690 --> 01:52:52,885
- Here, I got shortwave radios.
- 1638
- 01:52:53,426 --> 01:52:55,621
- Wait. What am I supposed to
- do with these?
- 1639
- 01:52:55,728 --> 01:52:58,026
- Well, use them! It's all we got!
- 1640
- 01:52:58,431 --> 01:53:01,423
- This is like RadioShack dinosaur radios
- or something, man.
- 1641
- 01:53:01,534 --> 01:53:04,469
- I'm only gonna get 20 or 30 miles
- out of these things.
- 1642
- 01:53:04,571 --> 01:53:07,267
- Are there any aircraft orbiting the city?
- 1643
- 01:53:07,874 --> 01:53:09,466
- F-22 at 12:00.
- 1644
- 01:53:09,576 --> 01:53:12,297
- All right, I want planes for air cover
- and get Black Hawks on station
- 1645
- 01:53:12,378 --> 01:53:14,243
- to extract that Cube. You got it?
- 1646
- 01:53:16,749 --> 01:53:19,149
- Air Force has arrived! Pop smoke!
- 1647
- 01:53:19,452 --> 01:53:21,079
- Raptor, Raptor, do you copy?
- 1648
- 01:53:22,355 --> 01:53:23,515
- We have you visual.
- 1649
- 01:53:25,191 --> 01:53:26,522
- Green smoke is the Mark.
- 1650
- 01:53:26,626 --> 01:53:30,084
- Provide air cover and vector
- Black Hawks for extraction.
- 1651
- 01:53:34,734 --> 01:53:36,702
- It's Starscream!
- 1652
- 01:53:37,170 --> 01:53:38,831
- Please tell me you copy.
- 1653
- 01:53:39,172 --> 01:53:41,470
- Back up! Take cover! Bumblebee!
- 1654
- 01:53:45,278 --> 01:53:47,246
- No, no, no, no, no! Move!
- 1655
- 01:53:47,347 --> 01:53:50,510
- - Back up! Back up!
- - Retreat! Fall back!
- 1656
- 01:53:50,617 --> 01:53:51,845
- Incoming!
- 1657
- 01:54:16,943 --> 01:54:18,740
- Anybody hurt? Everyone okay?
- 1658
- 01:54:18,845 --> 01:54:20,312
- Clear the area!
- 1659
- 01:54:26,119 --> 01:54:27,643
- Oh, my God.
- 1660
- 01:54:28,521 --> 01:54:31,388
- Bumblebee? No. Your legs!
- 1661
- 01:54:31,824 --> 01:54:33,155
- Your legs.
- 1662
- 01:54:34,727 --> 01:54:38,356
- Here. Here, back, back, back, back!
- You all right?
- 1663
- 01:54:39,899 --> 01:54:42,333
- Please get up. Bumblebee? Get up!
- 1664
- 01:54:43,903 --> 01:54:45,097
- Ratchet!
- 1665
- 01:54:46,973 --> 01:54:48,440
- - What the hell was that?
- - What are you talking about?
- 1666
- 01:54:48,541 --> 01:54:50,475
- What do you mean, what am
- I talking about? They shot at us!
- 1667
- 01:54:50,577 --> 01:54:52,943
- F-22 pilots would never fly
- below buildings.
- 1668
- 01:54:53,046 --> 01:54:55,207
- That's alien. That ain't friendly!
- 1669
- 01:54:55,315 --> 01:54:58,113
- You got to get up. You're okay.
- You're okay.
- 1670
- 01:54:59,385 --> 01:55:00,409
- Come on!
- 1671
- 01:55:00,520 --> 01:55:02,647
- Army Black Hawk inbound
- to your location. Over.
- 1672
- 01:55:04,424 --> 01:55:06,551
- Alpha 273 degrees, 10 miles.
- 1673
- 01:55:06,659 --> 01:55:08,991
- November Victor, 1.2 clicks north.
- 1674
- 01:55:27,213 --> 01:55:28,646
- Move out! Let's go!
- 1675
- 01:55:35,088 --> 01:55:36,783
- Let's go! Move!
- 1676
- 01:55:43,396 --> 01:55:45,057
- I'm not gonna leave you.
- 1677
- 01:56:24,170 --> 01:56:26,195
- Come on, Decepticon punk!
- 1678
- 01:56:32,512 --> 01:56:34,036
- Oh, my God!
- 1679
- 01:56:46,592 --> 01:56:48,526
- Concentrate your fire!
- 1680
- 01:56:59,439 --> 01:57:00,633
- Come on. Come on.
- 1681
- 01:57:03,209 --> 01:57:04,904
- Megatron!
- 1682
- 01:57:09,615 --> 01:57:13,278
- It's Megatron! Retreat! Move! Fall back!
- 1683
- 01:57:17,557 --> 01:57:19,149
- Fall back!
- 1684
- 01:57:25,164 --> 01:57:27,359
- Get our guys out of the way!
- Get out of here! Go!
- 1685
- 01:57:27,467 --> 01:57:29,492
- Get them out of the buggy! Move out!
- 1686
- 01:57:29,602 --> 01:57:31,866
- We need air cover down here now!
- 1687
- 01:57:37,877 --> 01:57:39,276
- Sam, help me with this.
- 1688
- 01:57:43,449 --> 01:57:47,783
- - That all you got, Megatron?
- - Come here, little cretin.
- 1689
- 01:57:47,887 --> 01:57:49,980
- You want a piece of me?
- You want a piece?
- 1690
- 01:57:50,089 --> 01:57:52,387
- No! I want two!
- 1691
- 01:57:53,960 --> 01:57:55,359
- What's going on?
- 1692
- 01:57:57,163 --> 01:57:59,791
- Sir! That tank thing's getting back up.
- 1693
- 01:58:00,666 --> 01:58:02,930
- Oh, these things just don't die.
- 1694
- 01:58:06,506 --> 01:58:07,996
- Oh, we're so dead.
- 1695
- 01:58:08,107 --> 01:58:10,439
- - Wrap it around the head.
- - Sam!
- 1696
- 01:58:10,743 --> 01:58:11,732
- Where's the Cube?
- 1697
- 01:58:11,844 --> 01:58:12,811
- - Right there.
- - Okay.
- 1698
- 01:58:12,912 --> 01:58:13,901
- And take that and wrap it around
- 1699
- 01:58:14,013 --> 01:58:14,980
- the base and then put it
- around his neck.
- 1700
- 01:58:15,081 --> 01:58:17,743
- - Okay?
- - Epps, get those Black Hawks here!
- 1701
- 01:58:19,185 --> 01:58:20,652
- That building.
- 1702
- 01:58:24,424 --> 01:58:26,221
- - Okay.
- - What?
- 1703
- 01:58:26,325 --> 01:58:29,294
- All right, I can't leave my guys back
- there, so here, take this flare.
- 1704
- 01:58:29,395 --> 01:58:31,659
- Okay, there's a tall, white building
- with statues on top.
- 1705
- 01:58:31,764 --> 01:58:33,959
- - Go to the roof. Set the flare.
- - No.
- 1706
- 01:58:34,066 --> 01:58:36,000
- - Signal the chopper and set the flare.
- - No, no. I can't do this!
- 1707
- 01:58:36,102 --> 01:58:40,505
- Listen to me! You're a soldier now!
- All right? I need you to take this Cube.
- 1708
- 01:58:40,606 --> 01:58:42,836
- Get it into military hands
- while we hold them off,
- 1709
- 01:58:42,942 --> 01:58:45,001
- or a lot of people are gonna die.
- 1710
- 01:58:45,144 --> 01:58:46,634
- - You got to go. You got to go.
- - No, I'm not leaving.
- 1711
- 01:58:46,746 --> 01:58:47,906
- - You need to go. Go.
- - No, I'm not leaving
- 1712
- 01:58:48,014 --> 01:58:50,710
- till I get Bumblebee out of here, okay?
- 1713
- 01:58:52,185 --> 01:58:53,243
- Army Black Hawk requested.
- 1714
- 01:58:53,352 --> 01:58:55,877
- Immediate evac for civilian boy
- with precious cargo.
- 1715
- 01:58:55,988 --> 01:58:58,513
- Headed to rooftop marked by flare.
- 1716
- 01:58:58,624 --> 01:59:01,718
- - Sam, we will protect you.
- - Okay.
- 1717
- 01:59:03,329 --> 01:59:06,662
- - Epps, where are those planes?
- - Sam!
- 1718
- 01:59:10,636 --> 01:59:14,766
- No matter what happens,
- I'm really glad I got in that car with you.
- 1719
- 01:59:18,010 --> 01:59:20,638
- Sam! Get to the building! Move!
- 1720
- 01:59:20,746 --> 01:59:23,977
- - Decepticons, attack!
- - Hit it!
- 1721
- 01:59:26,719 --> 01:59:28,812
- - Cover fire!
- - Move to cover!
- 1722
- 01:59:35,261 --> 01:59:36,558
- Watch out!
- 1723
- 01:59:42,168 --> 01:59:45,194
- - Girl, get that tow truck out of here!
- - I'm going! I'm going!
- 1724
- 01:59:45,304 --> 01:59:46,965
- Get out of here now!
- 1725
- 02:00:14,834 --> 02:00:15,801
- Megatron!
- 1726
- 02:00:16,102 --> 02:00:17,069
- Prime.
- 1727
- 02:00:43,029 --> 02:00:45,088
- Humans don't deserve to live.
- 1728
- 02:00:45,197 --> 02:00:47,859
- They deserve to choose for themselves.
- 1729
- 02:00:48,301 --> 02:00:50,667
- Then you will die with them!
- 1730
- 02:00:56,342 --> 02:00:58,742
- Join them in extinction!
- 1731
- 02:01:17,964 --> 02:01:19,625
- Keep moving, Sam!
- 1732
- 02:01:20,633 --> 02:01:21,998
- Don't stop!
- 1733
- 02:01:38,017 --> 02:01:39,006
- No!
- 1734
- 02:01:54,233 --> 02:01:56,326
- Sam, get to the building!
- 1735
- 02:02:04,243 --> 02:02:06,370
- Give me that Cube, boy!
- 1736
- 02:02:19,025 --> 02:02:21,118
- Did that jerk just dent my car?
- 1737
- 02:02:42,481 --> 02:02:45,939
- You're not gonna get me.
- You're not gonna get me!
- 1738
- 02:02:51,257 --> 02:02:54,385
- I smell you, boy!
- 1739
- 02:03:06,605 --> 02:03:07,765
- Maggot!
- 1740
- 02:03:26,792 --> 02:03:28,384
- Oh, no!
- 1741
- 02:03:52,952 --> 02:03:54,783
- I'll drive! You shoot!
- 1742
- 02:04:15,741 --> 02:04:17,038
- This isn't going well!
- 1743
- 02:04:17,143 --> 02:04:18,542
- Shoot! Shoot!
- 1744
- 02:05:04,390 --> 02:05:05,618
- Nice shot.
- 1745
- 02:05:05,724 --> 02:05:09,182
- - That tank is definitely dead now.
- - All right, let's go! We got business!
- 1746
- 02:05:19,672 --> 02:05:20,730
- Hey!
- 1747
- 02:05:24,210 --> 02:05:27,646
- Hey! I'm over here!
- 1748
- 02:05:39,992 --> 02:05:41,687
- We've got the boy.
- 1749
- 02:05:46,298 --> 02:05:47,731
- Watch out!
- 1750
- 02:05:48,100 --> 02:05:49,294
- Missile!
- 1751
- 02:05:59,778 --> 02:06:01,211
- Hang on, Sam!
- 1752
- 02:06:09,955 --> 02:06:11,286
- No! No!
- 1753
- 02:06:16,996 --> 02:06:22,024
- Is it fear or courage
- that compels you, fleshling?
- 1754
- 02:06:35,581 --> 02:06:37,048
- Where do I go?
- 1755
- 02:06:38,384 --> 02:06:42,343
- Give me the All Spark
- and you may live to be my pet.
- 1756
- 02:06:43,656 --> 02:06:45,283
- Oh, no, no, no, no.
- 1757
- 02:06:49,461 --> 02:06:51,895
- I'm never giving you this All Spark!
- 1758
- 02:06:52,031 --> 02:06:54,829
- Oh, so unwise.
- 1759
- 02:07:06,779 --> 02:07:08,269
- I got you, boy.
- 1760
- 02:07:10,082 --> 02:07:11,879
- Hold on to the Cube!
- 1761
- 02:07:31,570 --> 02:07:34,437
- - Oh, no. Oh, no!
- - Disgusting.
- 1762
- 02:07:39,445 --> 02:07:40,469
- Sam?
- 1763
- 02:07:44,750 --> 02:07:47,981
- You risked your life to protect the Cube.
- 1764
- 02:07:48,721 --> 02:07:50,188
- No sacrifice,
- 1765
- 02:07:51,557 --> 02:07:54,617
- - no victory.
- - If I cannot defeat Megatron,
- 1766
- 02:07:54,960 --> 02:07:57,451
- you must push the Cube into my chest.
- 1767
- 02:07:57,863 --> 02:08:01,060
- I will sacrifice myself to destroy it.
- 1768
- 02:08:01,533 --> 02:08:03,000
- Get behind me.
- 1769
- 02:08:04,703 --> 02:08:07,263
- It's you and me, Megatron.
- 1770
- 02:08:07,373 --> 02:08:10,308
- No, it's just me, Prime.
- 1771
- 02:08:12,745 --> 02:08:17,876
- At the end of this day,
- one shall stand, one shall fall.
- 1772
- 02:08:23,288 --> 02:08:28,123
- You still fight for the weak!
- That is why you lose!
- 1773
- 02:08:47,279 --> 02:08:49,679
- Fighter jets in 60 seconds.
- 1774
- 02:08:49,782 --> 02:08:52,250
- We got friendlies mixed with bad guys.
- Targets will be marked.
- 1775
- 02:08:52,351 --> 02:08:53,375
- Hey.
- 1776
- 02:08:54,586 --> 02:08:56,747
- Bring the rain. All right?
- 1777
- 02:08:57,156 --> 02:08:59,147
- All right, let's kill these things.
- 1778
- 02:09:01,126 --> 02:09:02,687
- - Move, move, move!
- - Remember, aim low.
- 1779
- 02:09:02,795 --> 02:09:04,786
- Armor's weak under the chest.
- 1780
- 02:09:14,873 --> 02:09:16,431
- Target marked. Still waiting.
- 1781
- 02:09:16,542 --> 02:09:18,567
- Time on target, 20 seconds.
- 1782
- 02:09:25,517 --> 02:09:27,610
- F-22s, we're still waiting.
- 1783
- 02:09:32,858 --> 02:09:34,291
- Move out!
- 1784
- 02:09:37,529 --> 02:09:38,757
- Incoming!
- 1785
- 02:09:47,306 --> 02:09:49,399
- Weapons armed. Status green.
- 1786
- 02:10:08,060 --> 02:10:09,891
- Run! Move!
- 1787
- 02:10:17,402 --> 02:10:18,926
- Second wave's on approach.
- 1788
- 02:10:22,441 --> 02:10:24,033
- What is that? Break off!
- 1789
- 02:10:24,143 --> 02:10:26,611
- - Copy.
- - It's either a massive amount of...
- 1790
- 02:10:35,354 --> 02:10:37,515
- Two, get a lock! Pop that guy!
- 1791
- 02:10:41,593 --> 02:10:43,686
- Stay on him. Keep him in your sights.
- 1792
- 02:10:44,062 --> 02:10:45,359
- Take him out!
- 1793
- 02:10:59,578 --> 02:11:00,909
- Two's down!
- 1794
- 02:11:10,355 --> 02:11:12,289
- I'll kill you!
- 1795
- 02:11:12,391 --> 02:11:15,155
- Mine! All Spark!
- 1796
- 02:11:16,128 --> 02:11:18,995
- Sam! Put the Cube in my chest! Now!
- 1797
- 02:11:19,698 --> 02:11:20,722
- Sam!
- 1798
- 02:11:21,600 --> 02:11:22,794
- No, Sam!
- 1799
- 02:11:48,627 --> 02:11:49,787
- Hold up.
- 1800
- 02:11:52,898 --> 02:11:55,867
- You left me no choice, brother.
- 1801
- 02:12:05,477 --> 02:12:08,344
- Sam, I owe you my life.
- 1802
- 02:12:09,481 --> 02:12:11,210
- We are in your debt.
- 1803
- 02:12:30,736 --> 02:12:33,136
- Prime, we couldn't save him.
- 1804
- 02:12:34,006 --> 02:12:35,303
- Jazz.
- 1805
- 02:12:38,510 --> 02:12:40,705
- We lost a great comrade
- 1806
- 02:12:42,047 --> 02:12:43,912
- but gained new ones.
- 1807
- 02:12:44,182 --> 02:12:46,480
- Thank you, all of you.
- 1808
- 02:12:46,818 --> 02:12:49,184
- You honor us with your bravery.
- 1809
- 02:12:50,222 --> 02:12:52,190
- Permission to speak, sir?
- 1810
- 02:12:52,691 --> 02:12:55,558
- Permission granted, old friend.
- 1811
- 02:12:55,661 --> 02:12:57,128
- You speak now?
- 1812
- 02:12:58,063 --> 02:13:00,156
- I wish to stay with the boy.
- 1813
- 02:13:01,033 --> 02:13:02,864
- If that is his choice.
- 1814
- 02:13:07,806 --> 02:13:08,830
- Yes.
- 1815
- 02:13:29,494 --> 02:13:34,227
- Gentlemen, the President has ordered
- Sector Seven be terminated
- 1816
- 02:13:34,766 --> 02:13:37,792
- and the remains of the dead aliens
- disposed of.
- 1817
- 02:13:38,437 --> 02:13:41,736
- The Laurentian Abyss is
- seven miles below sea level,
- 1818
- 02:13:41,840 --> 02:13:43,933
- deepest place on our planet.
- 1819
- 02:13:44,176 --> 02:13:47,703
- The massive depth and pressure there,
- coupled with subfreezing temperatures,
- 1820
- 02:13:47,813 --> 02:13:50,008
- would crush and entomb them,
- 1821
- 02:13:51,817 --> 02:13:53,546
- leaving no evidence.
- 1822
- 02:14:00,192 --> 02:14:04,595
- With the All Spark gone,
- we cannot return life to our planet.
- 1823
- 02:14:06,331 --> 02:14:08,925
- And fate has yielded its reward,
- 1824
- 02:14:10,469 --> 02:14:13,370
- a new world to call home.
- 1825
- 02:14:19,644 --> 02:14:23,842
- We live among its people now,
- hiding in plain sight,
- 1826
- 02:14:23,982 --> 02:14:26,746
- but watching over them in secret,
- 1827
- 02:14:26,985 --> 02:14:29,545
- waiting, protecting.
- 1828
- 02:14:30,956 --> 02:14:33,982
- I have witnessed
- their capacity for courage.
- 1829
- 02:14:34,593 --> 02:14:37,585
- And though we are worlds apart,
- 1830
- 02:14:37,696 --> 02:14:42,633
- like us, there's more to them
- than meets the eye.
- 1831
- 02:14:44,169 --> 02:14:46,660
- I am Optimus Prime
- 1832
- 02:14:47,072 --> 02:14:50,439
- and I send this message
- to any surviving Autobots
- 1833
- 02:14:50,542 --> 02:14:53,534
- taking refuge among the stars.
- 1834
- 02:14:54,579 --> 02:14:56,308
- We are here.
- 1835
- 02:14:56,882 --> 02:14:58,907
- We are waiting.
- 1836
- 02:15:18,203 --> 02:15:23,231
- Can you shed any light on the recent,
- so-called alien activity in the area?
- 1837
- 02:15:26,244 --> 02:15:31,739
- Do you know what? I think that
- if there was some sort of an alien
- 1838
- 02:15:32,350 --> 02:15:34,250
- - infestation...
- - Yeah.
- 1839
- 02:15:34,619 --> 02:15:37,053
- They, the government,
- would be the first to let you know.
- 1840
- 02:15:37,155 --> 02:15:38,816
- The government would let us know.
- 1841
- 02:15:38,990 --> 02:15:40,582
- - I mean, this is America.
- - Yeah.
- 1842
- 02:15:40,692 --> 02:15:43,126
- You know, that's how we know
- we live in a free land,
- 1843
- 02:15:43,228 --> 02:15:44,855
- because there's no secrets.
- 1844
- 02:15:44,963 --> 02:15:47,056
- They'd say, "Hey! Duck and cover."
- 1845
- 02:15:57,108 --> 02:16:00,407
- Your head is kind of a different size
- than it is on television.
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