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  1. <groke> ------------------
  2. <groke> START OF BOOKCLUB
  3. <groke> ------------------
  4. <Jam> dick
  5. <Benchamel> its a good start
  6. <groke> did you like or dislike the story? feel free to say, anyone
  7. <desvoeuxensis> Did we know doru wasn't going to be here? o_O
  8. <Jam> i liked it but i saw the ending coming from a mile away
  9. <desvoeuxensis> I loved it :)
  10. <groke> i thought it was good
  11. <Benchamel> Dick always have a big impact on me
  12. <Slope> Like
  13. <groke> same here Jam heh
  14. <Benchamel> it was very nice :)
  15. <Benchamel> you know
  16. <Benchamel> im basically a plant
  17. <chime> i didn't really like it
  18. * chime hides
  19. <groke> why not chime
  20. <Benchamel> he just had to chime in
  21. <Benchamel> :P
  22. <chime> the entirely psychological explanation seemed a little inconsistent and far fetched
  23. * Jam grabs pitchforks
  24. <groke> wasn't that just fake?
  25. <Benchamel> well
  26. <Benchamel> we are talking about Dick after all
  27. <groke> i thought he made that up to protect the pipers
  28. <Jam> ^
  29. <Jam> i think he did it to get Cox off his back
  30. <Jam> ha
  31. <Jam> Cox and Dick
  32. <Slope> I think you're right groke
  33. <Benchamel> hahaha
  34. <groke> wasn't entirely sure though, had to read that bit twice
  35. <chime> well, the guy brings a bag of earth home and sleeps on it, didn't have to do it for an act
  36. <Benchamel> i read it a bit quick
  37. <Benchamel> i didnt think of that, groke
  38. <groke> no, the soil thing was genuine i think
  39. <saturn> I think he did it to protect them too, we really don't know what it happens in the woods
  40. <chime> anyway, non-psychological explanations can be arbitrary because it doesn't give many clues
  41. <groke> my understanding was that the pipers had turned him into a plant and the official story he gave was false
  42. <chime> i don't like stories that go "stuff happened, imagine whatever you like"
  43. <Jam> i didn't like that either
  44. <Jam> i want to know what happened
  45. <groke> yes, i believe the mechanism of action was not revealed
  46. <Benchamel> if they tell you what happen its often a disappointment
  47. <saturn> I think it has a bit with do with how p.dick percive reality
  48. <Benchamel> the idea of what happened can be more interesting
  49. <saturn> he never wants to give us the easy answer
  50. <desvoeuxensis> I agree, Benchamel
  51. <groke> does everyone agree about that Harris was turned into a plant at least?
  52. <desvoeuxensis> It's similar to when authors just show you what the character does, but don't tell you what they are thinking. Sometimes stories get you thinking the most when there are gaps in explanation
  53. <chime> but the problem needs to be inherently interesting
  54. <Benchamel> there are different styles of writing i guess
  55. <Jam> but in this story there's a really, really large gap imo
  56. <desvoeuxensis> True chime
  57. <Benchamel> some people maybe might not like it
  58. <desvoeuxensis> I was arguing in more of a general way than specifically for Dick
  59. <desvoeuxensis> :)
  60. <groke> yeah it's the tip of the ice-berg method isn't it
  61. <Benchamel> im listening to Waltz of the Flowers while reading, thanks groke :)
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  63. <desvoeuxensis> It was Slope's brainwave
  64. <ocb> hi
  65. <groke> they use that in movies where they show only peoples reactions to a phenomenon which can be more emotionally powerful than showing the thing directly
  66. <desvoeuxensis> Hi ocb
  67. <Benchamel> hi ocb
  68. <Slope> :)
  69. <groke> heya ocb did you read the story, we started already
  70. <ocb> sorry
  71. <desvoeuxensis> Yes, groke
  72. <ocb> watching
  73. <groke> its ok
  74. * doru_araebaAFK (uid219009@Rizon-A77D40A7.stonehaven.irccloud.com) has joined
  75. <doru_araebaAFK> Sorry I'm late :(
  76. <groke> hi doru_araebaAFK did you read the story? we started already
  77. <Benchamel> if Dick showed us everything and told us everything there would be less to think about
  78. <desvoeuxensis> hey doru_araebaAFK :)
  79. <saturn> I like actually that we don't know what happen in the woods. so we are just to wonder if there are really some kind of entities that turn you into plants or if just by been in contact with such peacefull population just bring back a kind of primitive/nostalgia to the humans. or is something else even?
  80. * doru_araebaAFK is now known as doru_araeba
  81. <saturn> hi doru_araeba and ocb
  82. <doru_araeba> groke: I did
  83. <desvoeuxensis> Agreed saturn
  84. <Slope> it's like literary burlesque. Instead of just coming out naked and twerking on stage, the author teases us with an elaborate strip show
  85. <doru_araeba> saturn: Yes. Apt cliffhanger
  86. <desvoeuxensis> I think the way the story is told... makes you wonder not how it happened but what it means
  87. <doru_araeba> Haha. Hilariously put
  88. <doru_araeba> Slope
  89. <desvoeuxensis> Is it good to be turned into a plant
  90. <groke> my hypothesis is that the forest-woman was a piper. what do you think?
  91. <desvoeuxensis> What does it imply about our human existence
  92. <doru_araeba> groke: I think she simply exists to make the doctor reflect more deeply
  93. <groke> is that inconsistent with her being a piper doru_araeba ?
  94. <doru_araeba> The doctor never mentions making contact with a Piper
  95. <Slope> yes. I think she was. She was certainly some kind of siren/temptress. Piper isnt much far off from that
  96. <groke> but the doctor seemed to be lying after he came back from the forest
  97. <doru_araeba> groke: Well actually we can't really say
  98. <groke> he talked about his bags being heavy and that he should bring less next time, but then it turns out he knew they were full of soil
  99. <doru_araeba> Slope: That is what she seems to be
  100. <doru_araeba> groke: He sort of made me think he'd almost turned into a plant too :P
  101. <doru_araeba> Soil-Nourishment analogy
  102. <groke> yes Slope i think it was a pretty typical siren archetype.. in scandinavian mythology there's something called the forest nymph which lures men by her beauty and corrupt them, it's very much like this class of stories
  103. <groke> doru_araeba, yeah i think he turned into a plant, i think that's the consensus here now, isn't it?
  104. <desvoeuxensis> Then being turned into a plant is a corruption?
  105. <doru_araeba> Is it good to be turned into a plant, huh? Well if everyone else agrees to it, then it's certainly possible
  106. <desvoeuxensis> Yes I think it's the consensus, groke
  107. <doru_araeba> But it's hard for just one, unless it is simply a delusion
  108. <Benchamel> they mentioned a bit about people that worked really hard to get where they are, but then they just gave up everything to become a plant
  109. <saturn> there is a female figure like that in most of the Dick stories, the female temptress
  110. <Benchamel> what are thoughts about that?
  111. <groke> well let's say "corruption" from the POV of the society, i don't think the woman is central to the story really, but it's an interesting side-track
  112. <doru_araeba> Work-life balance, p'raps?
  113. <Benchamel> yeah, definitely something like that
  114. <doru_araeba> groke: I agree
  115. <groke> i see, saturn
  116. <doru_araeba> groke: More to arouse interest
  117. <doru_araeba> There are countless stories of temptresses and conmen
  118. <groke> anyway let's go back to desvoeuxensis earlier questions, is it an analogy to our existence here and how in that case
  119. <Slope> additionally nymphs are often depicted as bathing in water in the forest such as in the paining Hylas and the Nymphs by Waterhouse https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bd/Waterhouse_Hylas_and_the_Nymphs_Manchester_Art_Gallery_1896.15.jpg
  120. <doru_araeba> I would say work-life balance
  121. <groke> yeah exactly Slope
  122. <desvoeuxensis> I did find the plant people a bit annoying, yes, Benchamel. They reminded me of my sister's narc boyfriend, who just feels like all he should have to do is practice his guitar. In his eyes he is an elevated being - better than the rest of us worker bees. But really he's just living off of us.
  123. <doru_araeba> These people seem like workaholica
  124. <desvoeuxensis> I guess that makes me Cox ;)
  125. <groke> i thought the plant people are hippies, initially
  126. <Benchamel> but they dont even practice to play guitar, they are just plants :P
  127. <desvoeuxensis> :P
  128. <saturn> I see the girl in the woods in a different prospective
  129. <Slope> perhaps in the future such elevated beings won't be a problem as the grunt work will be done by robots
  130. <doru_araeba> Playing guitar can be akin to simply surviving, for the pipers
  131. <Slope> we will all look to them for guidance on how to live without busy-work
  132. <doru_araeba> Slope: As i said, it is easy if there's a consensus to adopt such a lifestyle
  133. <desvoeuxensis> It depends on whether sitting in the sun sustains the plant people, or if they still need others to provide food and shelter for them ¬_¬
  134. <Benchamel> but even narcs have some sort of goals, right?
  135. <saturn> it could be that this is also an analogy to how colonialis saw other population and considered less avolute while, infact there where leading a more pacific existence. the plant girl is almost sexulized by the commander
  136. <doru_araeba> desvoeuxensis: Details of feeding and nature's calls are often omitted from fiction, but we cannot rule that out
  137. <saturn> *evolute
  138. <desvoeuxensis> Goals, yes. Not necessarily enough realism to be adaptable when those goals are unfair or unrealistic.
  139. <Benchamel> if you are in a situation like that where you leech of others there are other issues present that make you end up like that
  140. <Benchamel> these people had good careers
  141. <Benchamel> but then they became plants
  142. <groke> i think there's a consumerism criticism in how the plant people see the world - they say that if everyone were plants, no one would care about going to space anyway, so all those jobs wouldn't be needed in the first place
  143. <doru_araeba> But i doubt you can call this behaviour senility
  144. <doru_araeba> groke: Interesting take
  145. <Benchamel> yeah for sure, groke
  146. <Slope> I got the anticonsumerist vibe from it as well
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  148. <groke> and the response from "society" is the typical "they are dangerous because they demoralize the work ethic"
  149. <doru_araeba> Mhm
  150. <desvoeuxensis> I wondered about that groke. I wondered if that was true, and the plants had a point. Or if being plants had just caused them to lose some understanding of the complexities of the situation. Was their simplicity a deep truth, or was it just blindness and insanity?
  151. <chime> well i got that vibe too, but it didn't make much sense to me.. is the author suggesting plant life is preferable?
  152. <Slope> +1 for deep truth
  153. <doru_araeba> ^^ "Ignorance is bliss" trope possibly?
  154. <doru_araeba> Ostrich thinking?
  155. <Benchamel> are they really ignorant though?
  156. <groke> yeah desvoeuxensis i think it's meant to be an open question, the story doesn't really take any clear stance
  157. <Slope> I think these noble savages were on to something
  158. <saturn> Dick was anarchic, criticis about consumerism is often present in his writing. I have this "beat" vibe from it. I remember readin also kerouac and there is always present the dimension of doing nothing versus the frenetic sociaty that can't live just for the instant
  159. <desvoeuxensis> Agreed groke
  160. <doru_araeba> groke: That's right, I think
  161. <ocb> hmm
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  163. <doru_araeba> I think it's left way too open. I believe, personally, that a long-form work would have been more befitting.
  164. <doru_araeba> For such an idea
  165. <desvoeuxensis> Perhaps Dick just wanted us to ponder these questions about life. Not suggest that one camp is the right one - but just that we should be thinking about these issues.
  166. <desvoeuxensis> Hey jfoifs :)
  167. <jfoifs> hi guys
  168. <ocb> hi
  169. <jfoifs> i'll stay silent since i didn't read the story
  170. <groke> and both perspectives make sense because some comsumption is zero-sum status games but other is essential to survival so the truth is probably in between
  171. <Slope> ^
  172. <Benchamel> ^
  173. <Slope> we at least need a few hard working robot oilers and dusters
  174. <desvoeuxensis> I would have enjoyed a long-form work also, doru_araeba since i found the premise appealing. But short stories are kind of interesting in their open-endedness. I feel like authors choose them when they don't themselves know what they think about a question or experience.
  175. <groke> yes
  176. <desvoeuxensis> Btw this is another nudge story.
  177. <Slope> desvo's goin for the triple crown
  178. <desvoeuxensis> Is it coincidence that we all pick stories about people changing their lives?
  179. <desvoeuxensis> Or does that say something about us?
  180. <doru_araeba> desvoeuxensis: Hmm. I think that is the core of why there is so much to discuss. The more specific the author makes it, the less scope there is, i think.
  181. <desvoeuxensis> haha Slope ;D
  182. <saturn> I guess what we pick it's always a bit about us
  183. <groke> mm
  184. <desvoeuxensis> I would love to live a plant life
  185. <saturn> me too ^^
  186. <doru_araeba> Not me
  187. <Slope> I think the connection to avpd is obvious. Avoidant people are also drop-outs, refusers
  188. <Benchamel> id definitely be a plant
  189. <doru_araeba> If plant life was the life, I'd rather stay unborn
  190. <doru_araeba> Same thing, I think
  191. <Benchamel> so what are we striving for?
  192. <desvoeuxensis> Nice Slope
  193. <doru_araeba> Different things, but something new
  194. <desvoeuxensis> Prize 2 claimed
  195. <doru_araeba> After all, it's the journey not a destination
  196. <groke> guys i have another important aspect i'd like to bring in
  197. <Benchamel> yeah
  198. <Slope> sitting outside in the sun and observing the beauty of nature is one of my favorite things to do
  199. <Benchamel> most people think more about the destination
  200. <desvoeuxensis> Me too
  201. <groke> Are the plants actually as unindustrious as they look or is that simply a projection of human prejudice? Aren't they
  202. <groke> as busy competing for resources and multiplying as everyone else? Recent science even suggests plants such as trees
  203. <groke> collaborate with each other in groups of individuals.
  204. <groke> oops
  205. <groke> i mean actual plants now
  206. <desvoeuxensis> Certainly plants IRL are very industrious
  207. <Benchamel> that is true
  208. <Slope> they make oxygen too
  209. <desvoeuxensis> I just don't know if these dick plants are
  210. <Benchamel> they would take over the universe if they could
  211. <doru_araeba> What you're saying makes sense for sure, but that way, there are infinite aspects from which to consider the plants' lives
  212. <doru_araeba> We cannot extrapolate to everything and anything
  213. <desvoeuxensis> Think of the tobacco plant, that will change from opening its flowers during the day to opening them at night, in order to control the population of insects in the area.
  214. <Slope> I think the dick plants are commendable. While they may not be contributing much, they're also not interfering, extracting or polluting
  215. <doru_araeba> Beimg unspecific has its disadvantages/limitations
  216. <Benchamel> anyone watched The Girl with All the Gifts?
  217. <desvoeuxensis> I have not Benchamel
  218. <doru_araeba> Slope: I haven't read that book, but scientifically what you're saying is untenable
  219. <groke> i didn't know that desvoeuxensis how does that control the insects?
  220. <doru_araeba> Benchamel: Nope
  221. <Benchamel> its sort of relevant
  222. <Benchamel> but i will not spoil :P
  223. <groke> nope Benchamel haven't watched
  224. <Slope> I think it helps the insects
  225. <Slope> who depend on the plant's nectar
  226. <Slope> i could be wrong
  227. <doru_araeba> Everything needs resources, you cannot truly be self-sufficient
  228. <doru_araeba> These humans are not actual plants after all
  229. <desvoeuxensis> groke It's been a while since I read the article, but from what I understand, there is one population of insects that pollinate it and their offspring it its leaves. But when that insect is eating the tobacco plants too much, they switch to opening at night, attracting night-pollinators, and making the area less attractive to the tobacco-eating insects...
  230. <desvoeuxensis> somehow. So the tobacco-eating insects reduce in numbers. And then eventually it flips over to the original cycle.
  231. <Benchamel> but there are examples of harmful plants, right?
  232. <desvoeuxensis> eat* its leaves.
  233. <doru_araeba> Weeds, Benchamel
  234. <doru_araeba> They're toxic to surrounding plants
  235. <doru_araeba> Sort of like how humans live on Earth
  236. <Slope> doru_araebe true, however things can live in balance in an ecosystem. Take trees in a forest for instance. They extract nutrients from the soil, but they give shade, mulch, and return the nutrients once they die. Everything in the forest lives in a sustainable self-perpetuating cycle.
  237. <Benchamel> nothing has been as harmful as humanity i guess
  238. <groke> what about amish, where are they on the plant dimension? and hippies, NEETS, buddhists, beggars, is there perhaps a spectrum on which every subculture can be arranged based on how much plant they are.
  239. <desvoeuxensis> There is also a lot of evidence of plants sending out chemical signals that warn other plants and insects of danger.
  240. <Benchamel> its a completely different scope
  241. <groke> ah i see desvoeuxensis that's a clever trick tobacco uses then
  242. <Slope> even weeds serve a function. In permaculture weeds are referred to as "pioneer species" doing the work of breaking up soil that has been cleared and compacted usually by humans
  243. <doru_araeba> Seems to be pretty neat
  244. <doru_araeba> Slope: I see
  245. <Benchamel> its always a balance, the weeds perhaps prevents another plant of spreading too much. but there is nothing to prevent humanity from spreading (yet)
  246. <Benchamel> ah Slope, makes sense
  247. <Slope> all populations have natural barriers to infinite growth, we just havent reached ours yet
  248. <doru_araeba> 10 billion is ours, apparently
  249. <Benchamel> well
  250. <Benchamel> what if we figure out space travel?
  251. <Benchamel> colonization
  252. <doru_araeba> Slope: Very enlightening.
  253. <desvoeuxensis> I'm waiting for AI to fix our behavioral problems.
  254. <Slope> then we will be dandelion seeds floating through the galaxy
  255. <Benchamel> maybe there is something in the universe waiting for us
  256. <doru_araeba> Possibly
  257. <saturn> I hope so
  258. <Benchamel> its all the same on a bigger scale
  259. <Slope> 💮
  260. <Benchamel> 🌏
  261. <doru_araeba> There is also this (conspiracy?) theory of humans being a sort of be/behavioural experiment of some highly advanced form of life.
  262. <saturn> lol
  263. <doru_araeba> *game
  264. <jfoifs> bbl
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  266. <Benchamel> that we are a simulation?
  267. <doru_araeba> Essentially, yes
  268. <doru_araeba> Have you seen Conway's Game of Life
  269. <doru_araeba> It's not a game
  270. <Benchamel> nope
  271. <doru_araeba> All the progression depends on the initial state of the bacteria-type orgqnisms
  272. <doru_araeba> Anyway we're digressing
  273. <Benchamel> very interesting
  274. <doru_araeba> desvoeuxensis: Perhaps that is natural for all short stories?(nudging you in some way)
  275. <desvoeuxensis> That's possible, doru!
  276. <desvoeuxensis> They do all seem to have morals
  277. <doru_araeba> ^^
  278. <doru_araeba> Explicit or implicit
  279. <desvoeuxensis> Right
  280. <doru_araeba> I wish we knew what the author was thinking
  281. <groke> has everyone said what they wanted to tell?
  282. <Slope> I think he was having anarchist, societal drop out beatnik feels
  283. <doru_araeba> groke: Not me
  284. <groke> ok
  285. <desvoeuxensis> I think that one of the interesting points he makes is that you can be going along a path in life, thinking it's the best way to be happy. And then something can happen to change your thinking, and it turns out your view was very narrow after all. If not wrong, at least incomplete.
  286. <desvoeuxensis> The huge transition in thinking is something we've all experienced.
  287. <doru_araeba> But there is a distinct difference between societal drop-outism and the plant psychology
  288. <Slope> absolutely, desvoeuxensis
  289. <Slope> whats the difference, doru_araeba ?
  290. <groke> yeah and the transition changes the way you look at your life retroactively
  291. <doru_araeba> There was no intent to be a maverick. It was(or seems) to be an independent transition.
  292. <saturn> I remember when I was 18, I read the The Dharma Bums (Kerouac) and I remember this scene where everyone was upset with the main character because he was doing nothing all day but meditating and enjoy the sun, just living in the present. I was struggling with things to do, future, ambitions.. and thinking about it made me just feel peacefull, just let it go.
  293. <saturn> It had a big impact on me. obviously it take inspiration from oriental philosophy. this story, remainds me a bit of this feeling. Humanity as a whole is obsessed with hard work and the idea of the endless pursuit of happiness
  294. <doru_araeba> No where is a collective spirit to become plants mentioned
  295. <Benchamel> i think saturn mentioned that, Slope, about the anarchist beatnik feel
  296. <groke> good point saturn
  297. <Slope> yes, Benchamel, I was echoing her sentiment
  298. <Benchamel> oh okay :)
  299. <doru_araeba> saturn: Neither is that wrong.
  300. <doru_araeba> The way it's portrayed, it almost seems like a disease
  301. <Slope> I think that plant psychology is just a metaphor for buddhist, beatnik, refusalism
  302. <saturn> agree Slope
  303. <doru_araeba> Whereas actually it's a soft in mindset for a few
  304. <groke> and hippies
  305. <doru_araeba> *shift
  306. <Slope> in the time of Dick's writing there was something called the "domino theory"
  307. <doru_araeba> I'm pretty sure there would be people who would refuse to become plants
  308. <Slope> that communism would spread like the falling of dominoes or the spread of a disease
  309. <Benchamel> some people live for work itself
  310. <Benchamel> even without the goal
  311. <doru_araeba> Slope: So many angles to look it at from
  312. <doru_araeba> *at it
  313. <doru_araeba> Benchamel: Case in point Silas Marner
  314. <Slope> I think maybe the contagiousness of plant psychology was an echo of the contagious nature of communist thought
  315. <doru_araeba> Compared to a spinning insect
  316. <groke> very good reflection Slope
  317. <groke> people are scared of ideas spreading like viruses
  318. <doru_araeba> Slope: As well as the anti-Red movement 8 GGermain
  319. <doru_araeba> *in Germany
  320. <Benchamel> because they are harmful to the common idea
  321. <desvoeuxensis> I think that's true, Slope
  322. <doru_araeba> Uhm when was this written?
  323. <desvoeuxensis> He certainly makes it very clear in the story via Cox freaking out about how the entire base stops to function when one person stops doing their work.
  324. <Slope> 1953, height of the red scare
  325. <Benchamel> its like with a cult. if everyone starts having new and different ideas, the cult falls apart
  326. <doru_araeba> Ohhh
  327. <doru_araeba> No wonder
  328. <doru_araeba> Cold war era
  329. <desvoeuxensis> Or the cult becomes a different kind of cult.
  330. <doru_araeba> Benchamel: Leninsm-Trotskyism
  331. <Benchamel> mhm mhm
  332. <groke> Dostoyevsky wrote a book called the possessed in which western theories are compared to the evil spirits that Jesus casted out of a man and then took place in a group of swine that ran off (he meant the revolutionaries were the swine actually, lol) it's another example of comparing ideas to a dangerious virus.. in retrospect some claim that this was kind of prophecy of the soviet union
  333. <desvoeuxensis> Dick could have portrayed the plant people as being more grounded and having a more balanced life. But he chose to make them extremists.
  334. <Slope> 1953 was right in the middle of McCarthyism when people were being witch hunted and black listed for being suspected communists
  335. <doru_araeba> Sounds a lot like propaganda
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  337. <desvoeuxensis> I misread groke's sentence as "dangerous virtues" instead of "dangerous virus" - which is maybe appropriate.
  338. <saturn> I see the pipers also as metaphore of the noble savage
  339. <desvoeuxensis> True
  340. <Slope> yep
  341. <saturn> it's often used in scifi to talk about aliens as metaphore for colonization
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  343. <Slope> coppery people who live in tune with nature
  344. <doru_araeba> Do you mean to say noble primates, Saturn?
  345. <groke> yes saturn
  346. <doru_araeba> Or savage?
  347. <Slope> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noble_savage
  348. <Benchamel> v
  349. <Benchamel> ops
  350. <Benchamel> ^
  351. <groke> ^
  352. <saturn> ^
  353. <doru_araeba> Same thing, i see
  354. <doru_araeba> Cool
  355. <Slope> so who's for and who's against the plant people?
  356. <doru_araeba> Against
  357. <groke> is it either for or against
  358. <Slope> yes, groke. Pick a side. We're at war
  359. <doru_araeba> Haha Slope
  360. <groke> well im against because i wanna be eric cartman when he fights the hippies
  361. <doru_araeba> I think it's more of "to each his own"
  362. * saturn leaves everything and becomes a plant
  363. <saturn> jks
  364. <Slope> "respect my authoritah!"
  365. <desvoeuxensis> groke has a drum circle in his attic
  366. * groke soaks saturn with water
  367. <doru_araeba> More of a personal opinion than a war really
  368. <Slope> I'm for because I'm gonna start a drum circle outside groke's house
  369. <doru_araeba> Staurn is mostly gas anyway
  370. <doru_araeba> *saturn
  371. <Benchamel> ill be a plant
  372. <Slope> ^5 Benchamel
  373. <doru_araeba> This reminds of existential nihilism
  374. <doru_araeba> *me
  375. <Slope> so we got saturn, ben and me on the side of the plants... groke and doru on the side of pointless busy-workers
  376. <Slope> anyone else wanna declare?
  377. <groke> Jam
  378. <chime> i have some experience with the plant life, can't recommend it
  379. <desvoeuxensis> :\
  380. <desvoeuxensis> I feel as chime does, unfortunately.
  381. <Slope> chime and desvo are tipping the scales!
  382. <Slope> any more plant folks?
  383. * groke sprays DDT over everyone
  384. <Slope> lol
  385. <Benchamel> im already spreading
  386. <Slope> looks like concrete hellscape is gonna win
  387. <Benchamel> i have 10 plant children
  388. <saturn> D:
  389. <desvoeuxensis> lol Benchamel
  390. <Slope> good job Benchamel
  391. <Slope> keep it up
  392. * Slope releases spores
  393. <doru_araeba> Clever clever
  394. <Benchamel> now the scale is better
  395. <groke> any other story-related comments?
  396. <groke> Jam, where did you go
  397. <desvoeuxensis> Jam is in the sun.
  398. <Jam> i died
  399. <Slope> he be jammin
  400. <groke> :(
  401. <doru_araeba> You have only 5 billion years anyway
  402. <Jam> turned into a plant
  403. <Slope> Yay! Jam's with us
  404. <groke> *******************
  405. <groke> **END OF BOOKCLUB**
  406. <groke> *******************
  407. <Slope> hey, I was gonna throw in something clever about these being good conditions for a Hegelian synthesis
  408. * Benchamel turns on the outro music
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