Owls and a Fool part 5

/hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #756
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Owls and a Fool Ch I Revised Part IV
>You’ve probably noticed I’m not too keen on these guys
>The leader of the group, Blitzo, has been very problematic for me recently
>He’s been fking over my dad to get his hands on the Grimoire
>Literally
>Anon and Octavia enter the van with disdain written all over their faces
>Stolas on the contrary is thrilled
>And the two siblings know exactly why, unfortunately
>As the van drives off, Anon notices two other imps
>Ah, those are Moxxie and Millie
>I heard about both of them not too long ago
>Millie’s the strength of the group, she has incredible melee skills and surprising strength to boot
>And admittedly very easy on the eyes
>ANON DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT STARING AT HER
>Then there’s Moxxie
>He’s the weapons specialist, knows all things ranged combat
>My taste for firearms might make him a potential friend
>Speaking of which, I always keep a .22 sidearm with me in case of a life-threatening situation
>I remember my best moment with this weapon
>Anon begins to think back to only a few months ago…
>I was just getting out of a coffee shop, on my way home by foot
>This shop was close by, so I walked back with something for Ock
>Anon hears whimpers coming from an alleyway
>Being the curious dolt I am, I made my way nearby quietly as to not be spotted
>Anon peaks from the wall, witnessing a very morbid sight
>It appears to be two hellhound children, beaten up and lying on the ground holding each other
>Standing above them is a large dark sinner with a wicked grin on his face
>Shit, I think I know where this is going
>Anon starts to strut closer to the behemoth, almost like a thief in the night
>He almost gags at the smell of garbage and deceased bodies, but manages to keep quiet
>Yeah, I’m in hell, but if there’s one thing that I will never tolerate, it’s pedophiles
>ESPECIALLY RPIST PEDOPHILES…
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Owls and a Fool Ch I Revised Pt V
>Anon stands back up, grabbing his pistol from the holster
>”FWIIT!”
>Anon gives a quick sharp whistle to get the sinner’s attention
>Before he even sees who caught him, a .22 round flies right between his eyes
>The sinner is dead before he even hits the ground
>”One less unwanted freak in the world”
>One final kick to the shin as a sign of disrespect will do it
>Anon holsters his weapon and quickly approaches the hellhound cubs
>He kneels down to check on them
>”Anon?”
>Wait how does the kid know my name
>”Urgh, ANON!”
>A callout followed by a bonk in the face from Octavia brings him back to reality
>”Ow! Ock, what the fk?”
>”We’re here”
>Anon looks out the window to see the infamous park right in front of him
>How in the nine circles did we get here so fast
>The door to his right is slid open by Moxxie with a serious look on his face
>Don’t tell me
>They’re actually taking this bodyguard sht seriously
>Just as joyful as ever, Stolas exits first with a new Loo Loo hat on his head
>Octavia is seen next with a groan and an anxious, disgusted look as she clenches her jacket and follows Stolas
>Finally, Anon follows
>I already regret this crap
>Moxxie gestures him towards the entrance
>”Right this way, your highness”
>Oh not this sht again
>Royal formality has always peeved me, I hate being treated as if I’m a higher being
>Anon facepalms with a sigh as he faces Moxxie
>He stiffens, worrying he fked up
>”Moxxie, it’s fine. Just call me Anon. Not Prince Anon, not your highness, not my lord, none of that”
>Anon gives a reassuring smile to calm Moxxie
>”Anon will do fine”
>”…Of course”
>As Anon makes his way towards everyone else, he starts to rethink his plan
>”…I’ll leave Ock to dad, she deserves some time with him”
>”She probably would appreciate a break from me anyway”