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  1. from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #662.2
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  3. What would be the most controversial character Vivzie could ever send to the hotel, barring major historic characters
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  5. Albert Fish.
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  7. >barring major historic characters
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  9. I wouldn't consider him major.
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  11. Benjamin Netanyahu of Likud of course
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  13. Someone who fits the mold of a typical male serial killer in real life
  14. >Targeted vulnerable women or children those least likely to be missed and least likely to put up a fight
  15. >Killed them by surprise, usually after gaining their trust in some way
  16. >Possible post mortem rituals such as humiliating posing, mutilations/trophy taking, necrophilia, or cannibalism
  17. >Mockery of the victims and those unable to catch him
  18. >Lack of repentance
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  20. Take a good long steamy look at what people like Bundy, Gacy, The Green River Killer, and Kemper did in detail and tell me you don't want to see them brutalized by the exterminators instead of cozying up in Charlie's hotel for a shot at eternal paradise.
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  22. Thats fair, Some people truly don't deserve or want mercy for their actions. And those kinds of killers are the bottom of the barrel types too.
  23. Hell even in prisons they're hated beyond belief to the point where they usually end up getting killed by other inmates.
  24. No one likes, pedophiles and no one likes child killers.
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  26. Honestly I wished this is what they did with Alastor
  27. The whole "he was just a traumatized poor cinnamon roll UwU" doesn't gel with him being an apparent serial killer
  28. People cite the fact that he didn't immediately murder that sheep demon in the butcher shop as a sign that he has some kind of deep rooted chivalry and that he really "respects women"
  29. Its just like how Bundy, Gacey or Dahmer could manipulate people so easily into swallowing their bullshit because they put on a kind exterior so that people wouldn't assume they did it
  30. Serial killers, pretty much by nature THRIVE on having glib, superficially charming exteriors, but people take Alastors "gentleman" shtick literally at face value
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  32. >The whole "he was just a traumatized poor cinnamon roll UwU" doesn't gel with him being an apparent serial killer
  33. You don't know women
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  35. I'd say if Mr. Sam Berkowitz ever dies, he would actually be one of the few serial killers that has a shot at redemption, mainly because he was less of a sadosexual psychopath but a thrill killing gunman
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  37. Not to say that Sam Berkowitz was a "good guy" by any stretch of the imagination, but he certainly doesn't hold a candle to Gacey, Dahmer or Bundy by any stretch of the imagination
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  39. Don't know much abot Sam Berkowitz
  40. Theres a huge gap when it comes to an honorable fight were one ends up dead due to being out skilled and killing children cause you find it hot.
  41. Bring back duels! I swear this is our best way of getting rid of idiots. Just give everyone flintlocks and tell them to walk 10 steps away from each other.
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  43. He did convert to Christianity and start calling himself "The Son of Hope"
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  45. Yeah, he's probably doing it to fuck with people
  46. Out of any serial killer around, Alastor seems to fit the bill for that kind of a murderer
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  48. This sounds like General Bucknekked! Holy shit, that guy converted to christianity and started going to random villages he's sacked and would demand their forgiveness
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  50. General Butt Naked is a fucking psycho that used child soilders to fight random villages and would typically partake in cannibalism before each raid.
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  52. The guy was supposedly motivated by "demons" that told him to go out and murder people
  53. He used a bulldog .44 magnum revolver to shoot and kill seven people and wound IIRC around 7 more
  54. Its likely that he faked the demonic voices in his head so that he could get off on insanity charges and not live in a maximum security prison for the rest of his life
  55. He was definitely psychopathic, but his killings lacked the more unsavory sexual nature of most serial killers
  56. He's more of a Zodiac Killer guy, even coming up with a similar "symbol" that he got from the Lesser Keys of Solomon
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  58. >The guy was supposedly motivated by "demons" that told him to go out and murder people
  59. maybe he was working for IMP
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  61. Old Sammy boy suffered from untreated schizophrenia (the real kind, not the kind people like to accuse everyone who posts here of having). Letters attributed to Zodiac also indicate that he believed his killings would grant him power in the afterlife. This all ties back to our old oooooold theory of Alastor having a patron demon whom he acted as an agent for on earth in exchange for supernatural power or just that his murder spree was a ritual to score some post mortem stat boosts.
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  63. I feel like a broken record, this is like the fifth time I've been down this road...
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  65. Alastor is the Axe-Man of New Orleans I'm calling it right now.
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  67. >targeted Italian immigrants
  68. It'd be ironic as fuck if it turned out that he was lynched by the KKK for looking like an Italian
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  70. Wasn't he canonically torn apart by dogs?
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  72. I thought it was a deer hunting accident, but canon pretty much doesn't mean shit anymore
  73. It could also be that the mob called a hit on him after they found out who was butchering their own in New Orleans
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  75. >Inb4 it was Angel's family.
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  77. Maybe all the fanon scars was the mob torturing him
  78. Give him a fuckton of open wounds, not nearly deep enough to bleed out, but just enough to be insanely painful and deep, and they tied him up in the Bayou, dying of sepsis and systemic toxic shock
  79. Thats why he stinks so bad in hell, his corpse practically dissolved away
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  81. I think the Ripper Crew would be a neat edition, they all worshipped Satan and their name has a nice ring to it.
  82. Plus they're a group so you could do a really morbid three stooges gag.
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  84. It's been stated that he doesn't target women or children, putting him in the 30-40% of SKs who don't fall under the Dahmer/Kemper/Fish/etc umbrella. He was probably a mission oriented or vigilante/vengeance type killer, like Killer Petey.
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  86. >Kemper
  87. Didn't Kemper end up helping the police learn about serial killers so they could more easily solver their cases?
  88. Like Hannibal Lector or something.
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  90. He also sliced off two women's heads and proceeded to fuck their severed throats
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  92. Jesus...I never heard about that
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  94. He also was considered a genius and did voice overs for audio books
  95. Man had many talents
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  97. I just looked, turns out Ed Kemper isn't actually dead yet.
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  99. Being smart and being an insane murderer aren't mutually exclusive. The guy was sharp as a tack to be sure. His intelligence is why he's been so helpful to psychology; he's introspective enough to recognize he's a horrible person and articulate enough to get across whats wrong with him to trained experts in the field. He never asks for parole, because he doesn't think he deserves it or would ever have a chance at it and is reputedly well behaved and gets along well with his other prisoners. He also admitted that if he got out he'd probably go right back to killing
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