08:01:32 <%Balthazaar> "What happened with the bad decisions and booze?"
08:01:34 <Sax> "Tyler Zeringue."
08:01:42 <Sax> "Pleasure to meet you." He extends a hand!
08:02:02 <~Bananaman> "Nice t'meetcha too!" Shawn crushes your hand in his vigorous handshake.
08:02:03 <TheRaven> "Some idiot decided strip poker was a good idea."
08:02:30 <Sax> "Firm handshake." Tyler shakes his hand loose. "I like that."
08:02:39 <Sax> (after the handshake is done, of courser)
08:03:01 <~Bananaman> "My poppa always said it was a good trait, eh."
08:03:08 <Sax> To Will and Luna: "To be fair, we were all bored."
08:03:21 <Sax> "And it was either shots or clothing."
08:03:26 <%Balthazaar> "What is strip poker?"
08:03:48 <~Bananaman> "You all played strip poker and nobody told me?" Shawn sounds hurt.
08:04:08 <Sax> "Impulse decision."
08:04:12 <Sax> "I won last night."
08:04:44 <%Balthazaar> "What /is/ it?"
08:05:07 <~Bananaman> "Naked cards." Shawn says to Luna. "Mixed with alcohol."
08:05:12 <~Bananaman> he nods like this should explain everything
08:05:29 <%Balthazaar> "... Why?"
08:05:48 <Sax> "Because we were bored."
08:05:51 <~Bananaman> "Why not?"
08:08:13 <%Balthazaar> "What was the point of being naked?"
08:09:15 <Sax> "It's fun getting another person of the opposite gender to take their clothes off."
08:09:20 <Sax> "While keeping your own clothes on."
08:09:25 <Sax> "Game of chance."
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08:12:20 <Sax> "Speaking of which, how rude of me to not ask you your name."
08:12:25 <Sax> "What is your name?" To Luna.
08:12:43 <DiePotato> Isa's helped back to commons with Leonard
08:12:50 <%Balthazaar> "I'm Luna... Why is that fun? I don't understand..."
08:12:59 <Hankolijo> Leo leads her over to a seat.
08:13:12 <TheRaven> "Isa, you wanna...help explain things to Luna a bit?"
08:13:16 <Sax> "It's a stupid kind of fun, but fun nevertheless."
08:13:32 <Sax> "My name's Tyler."
08:13:37 <DiePotato> "..." She sits. "Sure... I'll take that shot first though."
08:13:37 <Sax> Tyler nods to the arriving party.
08:13:55 <Hankolijo> Leonard takes a nearby seat.
08:14:05 <TheRaven> Will looks pleased at that.
08:14:16 <Hankolijo> "Upon hearing 'stupid kind of fun', I'm going tu guess we're talking about yesterday." :|
08:14:20 <Hankolijo> to*
08:14:34 <Sax> Tyler winks to Leo. "Yep!"
08:14:39 <Hankolijo> :|
08:15:17 <Sax> He chuckles.
08:15:32 <%Balthazaar> "They won't say why it is enjoyable to see naked people. I don't understand."
08:15:53 <~Bananaman> "It's inheritly amusin', I think."
08:15:54 <DiePotato> "Gimmie the shot first and I'll explain."
08:16:12 <Sax> "If it's girls getting naked, it's arousing."
08:16:19 <Sax> "If it's guys getting naked, it's amusing."
08:16:33 <DiePotato> "Goes both ways for some."
08:16:40 <~Bananaman> "It can be amusin' either way, too."
08:16:43 <Hankolijo> Leonard lets someone else explain things to Luna for once. Good god. :|
08:16:56 <%Balthazaar> Luna tilts her head. "Arousing?"
08:16:58 <Sax> "And, for a very rare few, it can be neither of the above."
08:17:00 <Sax> "..."
08:17:07 <Sax> Tyler is NOT going to explain this one.
08:17:12 <DiePotato> "Well uh.."
08:17:17 <DiePotato> "C'mere Luna."
08:18:01 <~Bananaman> "It's like... doin' with the... sex thing. And stuff." Shawn waves his hands in the air lazily as he tries to explain. "You know what I mean, right?"
08:18:28 <Hankolijo> "..."
08:18:38 <Sax> "..."
08:19:08 <TheRaven> Will facepalms.
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08:19:15 <Sax> Tyler internally cringes.
08:19:21 <Sax> He wants to disappear right now.
08:19:23 <%Balthazaar> Luna goes to Isa. "Sex thing? soo you see the naked woman and have a desire to make a shild?"
08:19:27 <%Balthazaar> *Child
08:19:27 <Sax> The awkwardness in the air is palpable.
08:19:40 <DiePotato> "Well uh."
08:19:42 <Hankolijo> "......."
08:20:04 <~Bananaman> "Basically, yeah." Shawn doesn't seem to notice the awkward.
08:20:14 <DiePotato> "People don't just have sex to make children."
08:20:34 <Sax> Tyler looks to Leo.
08:20:41 <Sax> ~Help me~ is painted in his pained expression.
08:21:02 <Hankolijo> Leo ain't helping with shit, he had to explain 'pleasured moaning' to her. :|
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08:22:48 <Hankolijo> Although recalling this, he thinks for a moment, then speaks. "Luna, remember what I explained to you last night? About kissing? Arousal essentially is a similar emotion slash feeling to pleasure."
08:23:31 <DiePotato> "Yeeaaaah."
08:23:37 <Sax> "............................"
08:23:46 <%Balthazaar> "Why else would they have sex?" Luna looks confused
08:23:58 <TheRaven> "..."
08:24:01 <Hankolijo> "For, uh, pleasure." :|
08:24:03 <Sax> "Because it's fuckin' awesome!"
08:24:08 <DiePotato> "Oh god."
08:24:12 <Sax> Tyler fights the awkward with a thumbs-up.
08:24:23 <DiePotato> "Yeah. Basically."
08:24:41 <~Bananaman> "It's a great thing. Highly recommended."
08:24:43 <%Balthazaar> Luna tilts her head. "Sexual intercourse is pleasuarble and inspires awe?"
08:24:53 <Sax> "Well, yeah!"
08:24:56 <DiePotato> "Yeeeeess..." Isa doesn't like that answer
08:25:02 <DiePotato> But it's the best she's got
08:25:26 <Sax> "You sayin' you've never had sex before?"
08:25:42 <DiePotato> "Tyler." :|
08:25:48 <TheRaven> Will is just :|
08:25:54 <DiePotato> "That's a rude thing to ask a woman regardless."
08:26:00 <Hankolijo> :|
08:26:05 <Sax> "... my apologies for being very forthcoming."
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08:26:24 <%Balthazaar> "No..."
08:26:30 <Sax> "But it does sound like she's never heard about it before."
08:26:40 <Sax> Tyler shrugs.
08:26:44 <DiePotato> "Yeah still."
08:26:47 <~Bananaman> "I mean, it's not that unusual a thing. The Mercurys goalie never had any action, least not until playoffs." Shawn smiles. "Ah, playoffs..."
08:26:57 <DiePotato> Isa looks back to Luna. "It's okay that you haven't."
08:27:05 <%Balthazaar> Luna nods
08:27:26 <Hankolijo> Leonard briefly glances at Shawn, wondering what the fuck happened at playoffs. :|
08:27:29 <%Balthazaar> "I was under the impression that coitus sole purpose was the proction of infants."
08:27:41 <DiePotato> "Noooo."
08:27:41 <Sax> "..."
08:27:50 <Sax> Tyler's kind of stupid.
08:27:52 <Sax> Big words.
08:28:06 <Hankolijo> "...Yeah, uh, it's... Not just that." :\
08:28:10 <~Bananaman> "Nah, fuckin's just for fun, too. And sometimes profit."
08:28:21 <Hankolijo> "..."
08:28:27 <DiePotato> Isa looks at Shawn :|
08:28:35 <Sax> Tyler nods to Shawn.
08:28:36 <~Bananaman> Shawn's smiling.
08:28:56 <DiePotato> "...Have you..."
08:28:59 <DiePotato> "Nope."
08:29:03 <DiePotato> "Nope."
08:29:12 <Hankolijo> "..."
08:29:17 <DiePotato> "Nope."
08:29:20 <DiePotato> Isa shakes her head
08:29:22 <TheRaven> Will just doesn't even.
08:29:22 <%Balthazaar> Luna tilts her head. "Show me."
08:29:27 <Hankolijo> "........"
08:29:31 <Sax> "..."
08:29:31 <DiePotato> "...uhhh."
08:29:35 <DiePotato> "Okay."
08:29:37 <DiePotato> "Um."
08:29:38 <Sax> "I think Leo's best candidate!"
08:29:44 <Hankolijo> ".........."
08:29:47 <DiePotato> "You speak another word I shoot you."
08:29:51 <DiePotato> Isa's deadly serious
08:30:00 <~Bananaman> "At least let someone take you out to dinner first."
08:30:01 <DiePotato> "Luna."
08:30:16 <DiePotato> "There are a few things about that."
08:30:23 <%Balthazaar> She looks confused
08:30:35 <Sax> "... yo Shawn, I think we should stop confusing the lady."
08:30:40 <DiePotato> She rubs her face and looks to all the men.
08:30:45 <DiePotato> "Get out."
08:30:45 <Sax> Tyler notes her confused expression.
08:30:46 <~Bananaman> "What'd I do?"
08:30:54 <DiePotato> "Actually wait."
08:31:07 <Sax> Tyler's interest has been piqued.
08:31:13 <Hankolijo> Leonard stands up and pauses.
08:31:13 <DiePotato> Isa gets up and pulls Luna away. "One moment we need to have a lady talk."
08:31:21 <Hankolijo> Leonard shrugs and sits back down.
08:31:25 <%Balthazaar> "Okay..." Luna follows
08:31:38 <~Bananaman> Shawn's still sitting in his chair. "What a delightful lass."
08:31:58 <Hankolijo> "..."
08:32:06 <TheRaven> "You are all idiots."
08:32:14 <DiePotato> She is pulled further down the hall. "Okay... One you're really only supposed to have sex with someone you care about."
08:32:20 <Hankolijo> "What the actual /fuck/ were you two doing?" He asks Shawn and Tyler.
08:32:29 <Sax> "Having fun."
08:32:35 <%Balthazaar> "Oh..."
08:32:49 <Sax> "Though, I realize that she actually may not have a clue about sex."
08:32:58 <~Bananaman> "I didn't do nuffin'."
08:33:02 <Sax> "Didn't think I would meet such a person in my lifetime, but here I am."
08:33:12 <~Bananaman> Shawn seems surprised that Leo is upset.
08:33:14 <DiePotato> "Yeah. And two you gotta also figure out what you're okay with in that respect."
08:33:23 <Hankolijo> Leonard sighs deeply. "Try and speak with a bit of tact next time, okay? God damn."
08:33:31 <Sax> "My apologies!"
08:34:06 <TheRaven> "She's kinda...different. It's hard to explain." Will looks over at Leonard.
08:34:22 <~Bananaman> "I didn't do nuffin' but talk." Shawn repeats himself.
08:34:30 <%Balthazaar> "What I'm ok with?"
08:34:49 <DiePotato> "Yeah, if you like guys or girls. Or neither."
08:34:58 <Sax> To Shawn: "What's a goalie?"
08:34:58 <DiePotato> *or both
08:35:17 <Hankolijo> "Uh, yeah. Shawn, just try and not... Be that direct with her. She doesn't understand many concepts."
08:35:35 <Sax> "Roger dodger."
08:35:42 <~Bananaman> "The guy standin' in front'a the net." to Leo. "Oh, kay. I was just tryin' to be frank, since y'all dancein' around the concept didn't seem to be gettin' it through, eh."
08:36:20 <Hankolijo> "I think we were just trying to explain things to her using concepts she already understands."
08:36:21 <Sax> "... is that that game... on frozen water... hockee?"
08:36:39 <~Bananaman> "Ice Hockey, the greatest sport ever invented."
08:36:46 <Sax> "How do you play it?"
08:37:16 <~Bananaman> Shawn's lost interest in Leo and is focusing on hockey now. "Well, it's two teams of five, with three offense guys and to defense guys, and a goalie. You use sticks to try and get a puck into a net. Whoever does it the most wins."
08:37:34 <Sax> "Not even tactically speaking... how do you skate?"
08:37:41 <~Bananaman> "Also, lots of fightan'. That's what I do, eh. Punch the living daylights outta the other team."
08:37:48 <~Bananaman> "You put on skates and hit the ice."
08:37:54 <Sax> "Hit the ice?"
08:37:59 <Sax> Tyler's really confused.
08:38:06 <Sax> He's practiaclly wearing Luna's face now.
08:38:08 <~Bananaman> "You know... get out there, on the ice."
08:38:28 <Sax> "... never been skating, ever."
08:38:55 <Sax> ""Is it fun?"
08:39:04 <~Bananaman> "I can teach you, once things get frozen again."
08:39:14 <Sax> :Sure!"
08:40:02 <~Bananaman> "I keep offerin' to teach the kids here to skate, but nobody has said yes. You're the first. I will teach you everything I know when the time comes."
08:40:04 <~Bananaman> Shawn nods sagely
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08:41:48 <Hankolijo> Leonard sighs and picks up his coffee again, sipping.
08:42:35 <Sax> Tyler goes to the coffee machine.
08:42:41 <DiePotato> "Soooo, yeah. And when you decide that you try to find someone."
08:42:41 <Sax> Hopefully it treats him better than the waffle machine.
08:42:45 <Sax> d20
08:42:46 <Glacon> Sax: 9 (d20=9)
08:42:52 <Sax> d10 Fuck, my bad!
08:42:53 <Glacon> Sax: Fuck, my bad!: 1 (d10=1)
08:43:05 <Hankolijo> (Should've taken the 9.)
08:43:09 <%Balthazaar> "I don't understand... Everyone seems smicable."
08:43:22 <DiePotato> "What do you mean?"
08:43:30 <Sax> Isa and Luna, you hear Tyler scream as his arms are covered in searing hot coffee.
08:43:59 <DiePotato> Isa's eyes widen and she runs back towards commons.
08:44:04 <%Balthazaar> "What do you mean I have to know what I like? I haven't tried anything..."
08:44:10 <~Bananaman> Shawn looks over. "You alright there, eh?"
08:44:13 <Hankolijo> Leonard blinks.
08:44:16 <DiePotato> "Oh."
08:44:32 <DiePotato> "Someone teach the dumbass how to use a coffee machine."
08:44:35 <Hankolijo> "Shawn, could you take Tyler to medical?"
08:44:40 <DiePotato> Isa shakes her head and goes back to Luna.
08:44:41 <Hankolijo> Leo lays down on the couch.
08:45:01 <DiePotato> "Well I mean."
08:45:31 <DiePotato> "Hm, I guess it's easier for me to say because I figured out what I liked pretty early."
08:45:58 <~Bananaman> "I don't know where medical is, I've only found it by chance."
08:46:03 <~Bananaman> "Or by being taken there."
08:46:14 <~Bananaman> 4df+1 Shawn tries to treat Tyler himself
08:46:15 <Glacon> Bananaman: Shawn tries to treat Tyler himself: 2 (4df+1=-, +, 0, +)
08:46:57 <Sax> Well, it's positive, so at least he didn't hack Tyler's arms off.
08:47:04 <~Bananaman> He rips off parts of his shirt to cover the burns, and then puts cold water on them from nearby cold water sources. "That should keep you alright till you get somene who knows what they're doin' better'n me."
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08:47:28 <Sax> "Hnnggg... I'd treat myself, but I kind of need my arms to do that..."
08:47:35 <Sax> "... how the hell do you use that thing?!"
08:48:05 <TheRaven> "You can still walk, just get down to med."
08:48:19 <~Bananaman> "Coffee is bad for you. Makes you jittery."
08:48:38 <Sax> Tyler shakes off, and walks back into medical.
08:48:51 <%Balthazaar> "I don't understand what that means... My knowledge says coitus is usually between male and female..."
08:49:14 <DiePotato> "Well, you can have sex with a woman if you are a woman."
08:49:36 <%Balthazaar> "But Isa, I have no penis."
08:49:57 <DiePotato> "Yeah?"
08:50:54 <%Balthazaar> Luna looks very confused. "So I cannot penetrate another woman with no penis."
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08:51:53 <DiePotato> "Well..." Isa sighs and leans over to whisper into Luna's ear. She explains things.
08:52:28 <DiePotato> With very intriguing detail too
08:53:59 <Sax> Tyler returns from a short trip to Medical.
08:54:13 <Sax> "Note to self: Try not to injure myself for at least the next 24 hours."
08:54:26 <Hankolijo> "Good luck with that." Sip.
08:54:37 <Hankolijo> Leo's coffee is excellent. So /ha/.
08:55:15 <%Balthazaar> Luna nods slowly. "I think men sound more what I would like to try."
08:55:47 <DiePotato> "Well it can be good both ways. Which is why I'm fine with either, but you choose what you want."
08:55:52 <Sax> "Will try."
08:56:01 <Sax> "Luck worked with me yesterday, so..."
08:56:12 <%Balthazaar> Luna nods. "I will just see how I feel."
08:56:16 <Hankolijo> "Uuuh huh."
08:56:40 <DiePotato> "So uh. Next you have to uh, find someone you like."
08:57:07 <%Balthazaar> "I like you, Isa."
08:57:15 <~Bananaman> Shawn sits down on a couch, near where he flipped his table puzzle, and starts gathering up the pieces.
08:57:18 <DiePotato> "Yeah but I'm not a guy."
08:57:27 <DiePotato> "And I don't think I could have sex with you.@
08:57:30 <DiePotato> *"
08:57:58 <%Balthazaar> "Oh. Well, everyone is nice. Leonard, Vincent, Tyler, Shawn, Randall..."
08:58:27 <DiePotato> "Well I mean you have to find someone you care deeply about and would be willing to have sex with."
09:03:02 <%Balthazaar> "Oh, okay." Luna nods. "Also, I saw a thing in the woods."
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09:03:15 <DiePotato> "Huh? A thing?"
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09:05:56 <~Roget> Shawn, with his puzzles gathered, heads out of the commons towards the dorms to put his toys away.
09:06:48 <%Balthazaar> "It was small, and moved on its hands and feet, and was good at jumping. It was hairy and had big ears and I wanted to cuddle it."
09:07:37 <Hankolijo> Leo picks up a newspaper and cracks it open.
09:07:42 <DiePotato> "...huh. Could you show me where?"
09:08:38 <%Balthazaar> Luna nods, leading Isa to the woods!
09:09:04 <Sax> Tyler waves everyone good night, and goes to his room to recover from a day of cursed machinery.
09:09:20 <Hankolijo> Pagerustle.
09:09:32 <DiePotato> Isa follows. Rip Shanw