Doom-mates - Indigestion

>Cacodemons are known for their voracious appetites, their penchant for eating wildly contrasting flavors of food in one sitting, and their ability to consume near anything.

>However, there is, in fact, a limit to what the cacodemons’ digestive system can withstand. And when that right combination of volatile ingredients hits at just the right time, and their stomachs finally stand up and cry ‘no more!’, well, any cacodemon who goes through it will tell you that no matter what plane they came from, -this- was true hell.

“UuuuUUUUUGGGHHHH” Groaned Doxy the Cacodemon, laid out flat on the floor of the apartment. “Whhhyyyyyyyyyy”

“Because your crazy binging finally caught up with you, remember?” Answered Sadie the imp, paging through Hex-Flix while reclining on the couch. “I told you it was going to happen one day, you never believed me, and here we are.”

Doxy rose her head from the floor defiantly, locking her big eye wet with tears, with Sadie’s. “But ice cream and fully loaded nacho-pizzas are so goo-*Huurrrp*” She paused, holding her mouth shut as her stomach rebelled. “Guuhheugh…. I haaate thiiiiiis…” She moaned.

“Look. We don’t have work tomorrow, so just sleep it off and you’ll feel better in the morning. Probably.” Said Sadie. “You’re gonna have to suffer through this no matter what, you may as well do it in bed.

“I caaaaaan’t!” Whined Doxy, “I can’t floaaat! Uggh It feels like I’m full of lead.”

“Seriously?”

“Uh huh!”

“Wow. Gravity finally got it’s hands on you?” Sadie said, giving Doxy a smug look.

“It did and it sucks! The ground sucks and its terrible and I HATE it!” Whined the caco, burying her face into the ground to groan angrily.

“Then just WALK,” Said Sadie. “You’ve got legs, use them for once.”

Doxy huffed, then slowly tried to lift herself up with her arms and legs. After a couple half-hearted pushups she slumped back down. “I can’t do iiiiit. Hurts.” She said softly. “Sadie you gotta help me get uuup.”

“I’m not doing that,” Sadie said, looking at the bulk of caco sprawled out on the floor.

“Pleeaaaase Sadie I’m gonna dieeeeeee” Said Doxy.

Sadie groaned, rolled her eyes, then finally heaved herself off the couch and bent down to try and lift Doxy off the floor and help her to her room.

She groaned and strained. As an imp she was stronger than her lithe feminine frame might suggest, but a Caco completely drained of floatiness, especially a thick one like Doxy, was still a strain to lift up. “Hrrrk. C’mon, Rgk.”

The attempt went half-way ok, until Sadie wrapped her arm around Doxy’s big stomach to support the weight. “Owwwwww ow ow ow ow stooop!” Whined Doxy.

After an unceremonious thump, another “ow!”, and a groan of frustration from the imp, Sadie sighed and looked at the situation. “Ok. You’re not moving from that spot.”

Doxy just laid her face on the ground and made a defeated “Weeeeehhhhh” noise.

Sadie shook her head and sighed, then walked to the kitchen, digging out a glass and some indigestion tablets. She filled the glass up with water and plopped a couple tabs in. She turned to look Doxy over and decided to add another four tablets for good measure.

“Hey. Drink this.” Said Sadie, handing the glass to the despairing demon.

“Muuhhhh.” Groaned Doxy at the prospect of imbibing anything, but she followed the doctor's orders and nursed the fizzing liquid.

Sadie, meanwhile, went into Doxy’s room, paused to let her eyes adjust to the visual cacophony that was the collection of posters, strewn clothing, candy wrappers and plush toys that made her room look like a rainbow threw up in it. She went over to the bed and gathered up the blankets in her arms, making sure to wrap up Doxy’s main plush friend, a purple rabbit she had dubbed Petunia, as well.

Unceremoniously she dumped her payload onto the floor next to Doxy, who had finished the drink and was at least now not groaning with as much fervor. She laid out the duvet, and then took hold of Doxy’s shoulders and rolled her onto it, ignoring the confused protests of her friend.

“Just chill out here. I’ll put something on the tv.”

Doxy looked at her with her big watery eye. “Can it be the cartoon movie I like?”

“Which cartoon movie you like?” Sadie said. Knowing Doxy had a favorites list in the hundreds.

“The one with the bunnies?”

“-Which- one with the bunnies.”

“And the train?”

“Oh. The train bunny movie, of course.” Said Sadie. “Sure. But after that, I’m catching up on wrestling. Deal?”

“Ok. Thanks, Sadie. I love you.”

The imp rolled her eyes. “I love you too you big idiot. Just don’t stay up all night watching shit, I have a date tomorrow.”

“Ooh, with that flower lady?”

“The term is Botanist.”

“I thought those were the people who made robots.”

“Just watch the bunnies Doxy.”

“Kaaaaay.”