"Oh my god the vibration...it's strong, man!" -siddy, 2015
"I would say that was an "awkward phase" in my life but even if I had done this, you know I'd be lying." - Siddy 20112
"I'm not gonna say it cuz I forgot" - Siddy 2013
"They call me a women" - Joey failing to quote Siddy 2110
"Dear the inner siddy,
jet fuel etc. "-Noa Jettin' Jameson
"He's disappeared, he's gone to the Netherlands, the Shadow Realm" - Siddy 2909
"Is this the real life, is this just fansiddy" - Alex 20020
"Four wings bitch!" -Siddy 2015
"Word to your motherboard"-Kevin 1888
"If you were me, you'd pack knives." - Siddy Killa Tuli 3023
"Every is a clock - even your mind" Dan/Siddy 2020
"Don't fucking add connotation to things I didn't even connotate for" - Siddy Tuli, 11:52 PM Thursday, September 24, 666 BC
"Where you come this film for?" -Siddy
"Dan, get in the closet. It's time for blood." - Siddy "Sketchy" Tuli 666
"I'm often given hard times" - Siddy "<maniacal laughter>" Tuli 77777
"You're fucking copper and I'm platinum" Siddy "Gold" Tuli $2014
"Is my hand in a bad place?" - Siddy "That guy" "Seggie" Tulllli 3050
"He's that guy from 'Who Wants to be a Fifth Grader."' - Siddy "They Have Muscles" Tuli
"If you're an employee for any chain restaurant, your life sucks." Siddy's Fact of the Day
"I am Dan levels of white at certain points" - Siddy 2107
Hardly a quote, but Siddy: "Adam Levine sounds like a clarinet being choked"
...yes
"It was 7 PM after midnight" - Siddy 2015 after midnight
"Don't fucking quote me, that's not a very quotable quote" - Siddy basically always
"Now is later" - Siddy "Joey wanted this banned" "Jaden Smith" Tuli
"I can't hold an apple by my teeth, squirrels are amazing!" - Siddy 20xx
"First off, are you telling me that I'm the only one who collects Siddy's tears?" - Robert "Mad Max reference" Adkins 200224
"North Korea is not buying Playboy" - Siddy, international politics expert
"I'm not a golden shower" - Siddy "Zeus" Tuli, 500 BCE
"Can you turn off Siddy?" - Rafael "Fuckboi" Uchoa de Lima
"Trash is relative" - Dan K Comberiate 2012
"Pass me that fridge" - Nick 2222
"Blind people can't see" - sidE
"This is lovely- I didn't expect us to get this high" - Sarah "sorry" Kerr 2222
"Bob is like Godzilla, he's cool to look at but I don't want him on my coffee table" - Joey Pittman 2015
"How does puppy shoot man" a. Lees 2015
"It's the crack elves!" - Robbie "Robert" P. Adkins I.
"My nipples, they need warmth" - Aaron, 20000000
"Just cause there's a goalkeeper doesn't mean no one scores" - This Fucking Guy, AKA Skerr's customer?
"Siddt"- Noa jalopy Jameson
"Then I thought , 'Wait there are all these holes!"- Robbie "not the diet" Adkins
"I don't want to have to go through purgatory to open my drink" - Joey 2015
"Are you still stoned, because that was card" - Robbie 2015
"So wait, did you take the soul of a time travelling donkey?" Aaron 2015
Math professor: "Putting matrices in row-echelon form is like popping bubble wrap!"
"So you're a loyal slut"-s♥ddy
"Anything is obvious unless it is not obvious, which is obvious" - Robbie, obviously
"When it disappears it's like an old lady and you hit her." - Circuits Professor
"I didn't realize the mobility of a banana - that's a quote." -Sidddy Tully 5102
"More than you'd expect but less than you'd hope" ilut yddis 5102
"Rubbers to the road!" -Aaron, 8002
"That is Bowser, all right" - Dan Comberiate, echoing my feelings
"I dreamt last night that we 3 were trying really hard to catch a charmander living under Mom and Dad's kitchen table. I woke up when I had to go to GameStop to get more poke balls. " - my sister, to me and my brother, 2015
Two math professor quotes from today: “We have a test next class. Are you all hip to that?” “Some people write left inverses the other way, but they’re all crazy and should burn in hell.”
"Literally, President Obama and I were hunting for the Chinese" - Hillary "Rod Hamm" Clinton 100% clean energy grid by 2050
"Let it be known, I'm not a pedophile" - Mystery Man