#NANANOMAS #RUSTLELEAGUE

	The last year has been a life changing one, to say the least. I never knew that someone could actually make and maintain serious, deep friendships and feel genuine comradery on the internet, but I've found that it is indeed very possible. I've made a lot of friends here and I wouldn't trade the last year for anything. It's been great.

	Sadly, some of you are a little upset; and that's understandable. But, as a good friend of mine used to say, "Fuck em' if they can't take a joke."

	You see, this account was meant for one thing and one thing only: to make people mad and laugh at them for getting mad. Am I bragging about that? No. Some would say that's quite an immature and frivolous thing to do and quite unproductive, to boot. I agree. However, do you remember being a kid and writing on the wall when you knew you weren't supposed to; or, better yet, breaking something just because it seemed like a fun thing to do at the time? It felt good, didn't it? Am I right? Of course I am. Don't fool yourself. You loved it.

	You didn't like the consequences, though. That's for sure.

	But, you did it again. Maybe a couple more times, maybe only once more. But you HAD to feel the thrill and exhilaration of the rustling, if not but just ONE MORE TIME, you HAD to feel it, because it was good and pure and everything beautiful in the world: chaos, calamity and rakish freedom of expression through the sheer mindset of "LOL IDGAF."

	If we could all revert to the mindset of children, some would argue that the world would be a better place. I, on the other hand, would argue that the world would cease to exist within minutes of such a psychological reversion.

	Anyway, back to the point. Obviously I've pissed some people off. If you're expecting me to apologize, then stop reading now because that's not going to happen. The purpose of this message is not to say,"I'm sorry". The purpose of this document is to tell you why I did it and why you shouldn't have gotten mad in the first place.

	For one thing, I don't even hack. I know a lot of people say that in this community in a tongue-in-cheek sort of manner; however, I am saying it as a matter of fact. I suffer from an acute case of skill-lacking. I'm not ashamed to admit my technical insufficiencies because I never claimed to be technically sufficient in the first place. I know how to use a computer and I know how to do a couple of neat tricks with a computer but as far as actually being able to do anything serious, allow me to quote Mother Theresa when I say to that, "Bitch, please."

	If you got mad at something I said on Twitter, that is your fault. Sorry, but it's the truth. The fact that you let a few lines of text on a website from someone you (in most cases) don't even know personally is absurd. You tell me to grow up, yet I would retort to you the same statement.
Learn to chill the fuck out and stop taking yourself so seriously.

	So, I'm sure that some of you will be happy that you won't be seeing my tweets popping up in your timelines anymore. That's all well and good. More power to you. For those of you that will miss me, I will miss you as well. We've had a good run and it's been a lot of fun but all good things must come to an end. I'm glad I was able to laugh with you. Laughter is such a wonderful thing. It's amazing at what such a simple action as laughter can do to the soul.

	It's been very AWWWWWESSSSSOOOME, as a certain lovable gay dinosaur is so fond of saying, but now it's time to say goodbye. I'll end this piece with a quote from another good friend I made on my journey through the internet, dedicated to anyone who is or ever was mad at me for invoking the rustling.
"Real hackers don't cry."

-   _Dantalion     9/14/2012

<33333333 MM, GHOST, POSE, DS, CAES, CAK3, ELLE, TOKU, OWLLLL, 16, J1NX AND EVERYONE WHO HAS SHARED THIS WONDERFUL YEAR-LONG TRIP WITH ME THROUGH THE WONDEROUS MOUNTAINS AND VALLEYS OF THE KINGDOM OF LULZ