Speech I can't make out is marked by ????. Things I've tried to decipher but aren't entirely sure on are marked as (????) I couldn't make out a few things, due to people talking over each other, but I don't think they were really

relevant anyway. Do what you want.

Also, the names are just there for clarity. I don't think you should put "Jacob:" in front of dialogue in the actual video. that's just me though?!


-Scene 1: Car Ride-

Jacob: Say cheese

Dasu: Wait is this a picture?

Jacob: No

Dasu: Oh...hiiii

Jacob: Hi Fab. Hi. I can't get..hey, put this on yakkers

Fab: fucking check this shit. DAAAAMN DAAAAMN DAAAMN, etc etc

Dasu: hIWAORHASGHGHgh

Yakkers: Put this on the forums and make everyone jealous

Jacob: This is JJ driving. You may know him from amazing features such as..I dunno he does stuff

Fab: the rash of maudufhfs

Jacob: the wrath of rovorvsjkshalcanal

--

Fab: I don't think you were pointing down. Eh, anyway I don't care.

Jacob: I'll point it wherever I fucking want to

Fab: why do you want to point it at me? Then you'll be running out of disk space

Jacob: if anything i'll run out of battery before then

Fab: you'll be running out of my dick in your mouth

Jacob: wow. well I don't think we're gonna run out of that anytime soon. it's not an exhaustable commodity

Dasu: Look it's a cookie

Jacob: we're just gonna run out of your dick

Fab: You never know!

someone: I don't know about that

Fab: Fuck, no no no

Dasu: okay

Jacob: it'd be fucked up if like dicks just melted in your mouth while you're sucking them, and eventually they would just disappear

Fab: How many licks does it take

JJ: When you say you're going to run out of his dick, I picture us like, running out of his dick

Fab: go free! go free!

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-Scene 2: At Noxid's House-

Jacob: Hey guys

JJ: (something about being shady)

JacobL: everyone..why can't you just be like YEAAH, which is what I wanted

Fab: HI JACOB!

Noxid: I WAITED AROUND THE HOUSE ALL DAY, YEAH

Jacob: Well we're here now and we're all...stuff. This is..my hand's covering the thing. this is the greatest day ever, right? Not really, but it's a cool

day. It's okay
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-Scene 3: In the basement on IRC-

Jacob: So this is what we're doing. is we're just doing IRC

fab: yeah. it's really fucking interesting. we're talking about sebti's hairy body

jacob: that's the topic of the day

fab: uh no..no..we do. it's...it's important information. in..infor..mation

jacob: can you spell information?

fab: NO!

jacob: this is where it all starts and ends, folks

--

fab: are you still recording?

jacob: ive been recording this whole time

fab: it's gonna be really really long

dasu: wait why did gir kick sexpy?

Jacob or fab idk: because sexpy made fun of him

fab: yeah he's like "that's great gir now stop talking"

dasu: that's great gir, you can stop now

jacob: would he kick us or something if we said "we agree"?

dasu: probably

noxid: absolutely

fab: it's too late now

jacob: it's too late we're already in this one hundred percent. gir you're probably gonna see this, and just between you and me, I think your music is good.

and what you do is great. but between you and me right now

fab: the entire internet is going to watch this

jacob: i think that you should probably tone it back 5 fucking notches. i love you, we love you, but stop please for the love of god. thank you, this has

been a public service announcement

jacob: hey guys did you remember the shmup tournament?!

Fab: aaauuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh....uhhh...

jacob: okay

fab: yeah i don't fucking know

jacob: are you done?

fab: i'm done

dasu: are you so done?  are you gonna post about it?

jacob: i'm done too
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-Scene 4: In the car again-

Jacob: it's time for a video

fab: that's super exciting jacob. i cant wait to be on your camera again. it's the highlight of the trip

jacob: hey man i have to document this, okay?

fab: or else what?

jacob: or else i'll forget. i won't, probably

fab: that's very sad. you should make a documentary about it

jacob: i fucking hate you

--

noxid: not gonna lie...???? (????)

fab: what?

JJ: 9000?

fab: exactly 9000

jacob: holy jesus its exactly 9000

fab: in case you cant see this on camera, his license plate is exactly 9000

jacob: vegeta, what does the scouter say about his license plate? it's 9000!

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-Scene 5: The ocean attacks-

Jacob: oh my god. hey guys the ocean's attacking us. guys you'd better run. i'll run backwards. jesus man. this is some crazy shit. i've never seen this

happen.

fab: although, the bay of fundy is famous for its fast ties

jacob: yeah all we have in indiana is when the corn tides rise. and we all nearly drown in corn. and that happens about 3 times a day.

fab: so yeah that was the ocean trying to kill us

jacob: i touched the ocean it was magical. and that's the end of the video

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-Scene 6: On the hike-

(In this scene there is a lot of side chatter I can't quite make out. Not sure if it's worth subtitling anyway though.)

JJ: ?????

fab: cave story! fuuck..yeah

jacob: fucking cave..this...story. YO CAVE THIS STORY! UNNH!

fab: please dont

jacob: okay

jacob: someone else hold the camera. jj you arent doing anything

jj: alright

fab: dont press any of the buttons.

jj: i should touch the buttons

jacob: so yeah we're on a mountain

jj: so apparently fab eating his sandwich is extremely interesting. and..aww yeah look at that sandwich eating action

dasu: eww

jj: oh man. you just dont get sandwich eating like this in the US

jacob: hey canada, guess what? suck these, UNH! suck these nuts UHH

noxid: okay you ready?

jacob: i kinda caught that

yakkers: alright here we go. haha the wind took it

dasu: professional pickle throwing

yakkers: my hands smell like pickles (?????)

jacob: we're feeding the bears

dasu: now it's my turn

jacob: i hope..don't stand in the way or else you'll get AHHH

dasu: aww, i missed

Jacob: hey fab it's your turn

fab: hey how about you suck my dick

jacob: hey how about you suck my...dick

fab: good comeback
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-Scene 7: Guitar hero-

jacob: now i'm recording. by the way, fab. rocking the tail.

noxid: uh

fab: that's not fab

jacob: fuck i

noxid: goddammit jacob

jacob: noxid rocking the tail. i'm sorry

dasu: he meant the tail is fab

jacob: yeah

noxid: alright we'll go with that
--

dasu: well lookit you

jacob: wow i feel like i'm filming a shitty LP

noxid: camcorder LP

yakkers: let's play guitar hero(maybe????)

jacob: let's play guitar hero with CSTSF

jacob: noxid youre not doing bad but youre not..not really doing good

dasu: i love how stiff the drummer's arms look

jacob: WHAMMY BAR WHAMMY BAR WHAMMY BAR. HELL YEAAAAAAAAH

noxid: alright let's let the master show his stuff

jacob: aw dude should i should i record yakkers

jj: hell yeah
--

dasu: we're just all in awe

noxid: pretty much

jacob: i can't believe this is happening right now

yakkers: that was for you(?)

jacob: oh my god bro. YOU FUCKING ROCK. Holy shit brah
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-Scene 8: Garfield fanfiction sort of-

Noxid: Night gently falls on garfield's house and as the tv in town are switched on one by one for the news program, a special bulletin interrupts the

monotony of the usual items. a massive treasure hunt is being organized by the tv channel paws tv. the prize? a prize garfield couldnt have imagined in his

wildest dreams. a lifetime supply of lasagna from the local lasagna factory, and, as the owner has no heir, he is also giving away the key. this a chance

garfield could only pray for, and odie too. who is still waiting to be forgiven for his latest show of dumb behavior. but the battle is going to be tough and

the competition is going to be fierce in ???? you will have to confront your rivals and survive by travelling through various countries with hostile

environments. from ancient egypt with its traps and curses, to arid mexico with its rocky valleys full of obstacles. passing through venice and its dark

mysteries, the world tour promises to be eventful for our two companions who will always be able to count on each other to get out of the most perilous

situations.

jacob: fucking amazing

noxid: Garfield fanfiction. thank you very much.


(Then pie happened. Get back to me on that later)

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-Scene X: Bowling-

Dasu: yeaaaaahhhhhh!

Jacob: nice

(Then we went to the beach the next day)

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-Scene X: On the boat-

Jacob: Duude. We're on a boat

fab: i'm on a boat

jacob: chilling on a boat

fab: this aint marine land bitches this is as real as it gets i'm on a boat muthafucka don't you ever forget

jacob: I'm never gonna forget this. This shit's lasting forever. oh my god bro. this is super cray.

fab: cray cray even maybe

jacob: yeah

fab: approaching double levels of cray

jacob: yeah man.oh mah god. oh my g

noxid: ho mah god

fab: ho mah ghey

noxid: ho mah gad

etc etc

jacob: alright enough of that.
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-Scene X: On the island shooting arrows-

(arrow stuff happens but who cares about that.)

Jacob: What a sexy mountaineer. Sexy hiking
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-Last Scene: Eating pizza-

fab: didnt have a cellphone for an entire day

noxid: here we are at pizza delight enjoying, or about to enjoy a delicious meal as the cave story tribute site forums cavecon group 2012...kony

fab: so that happened

jacob: yeah we've kind of been in the middle of the woods for like, uh, forever. so

noxid: 5ever

jj: oh shit

fab: pretty much 5ever yeah

jacob: it felt like 5ever

fab: your face felt like 5ever

jacob: well why were you feeling my face first of all

fab; because it's handsome ?????

jacob: well yeah thank you but. but yeah we're at this pizza place and i guess we're gonna get some pizza. and this is kinda the last day and i'm kinda..uhh

fab: well it's the last non roadtrip day

jacob: yeah. i mean tomorrow we're gonna say goodbye to noxid over here. and then it's gonna be over.

fab: and me. bye.

jacob: oh yeah you're going too i forgot.

fab: flying the fuck out of here

jacob: thank god. anyway

fab: yeah i know

noxid: ???? god

jacob: anyway I guess that's good enough.