MLP Bimbo Fantasy Ch19- Pirate Poker

The Stellar Six had taken their next job, in the Seaside port of Klugetown, it was currently being hampered by a group of pirates and they’d been asked to eliminate the problem by whatever means they saw fit.

“Wow this place seems awesome.” Pinkie looked around “Maybe I can pick up a few sea shanties here?”

“Busy in port.” Applejack said.

The docks were full of large trade ships that bobbed on the waves, the smell of salt was in the air as the tide crashed against the shore.

“Port’s full, no one going or leavin’.” A man told the girls.

“Is this the pirates doing?” Twilight asked.

“Aye.” The grizzly old man said “They gone and blockaded the port, any ship tires to leave and they sink it, steal the treasure or gold on board too.”

“Alright so let’s just go kick their butts and make up clear the blockade.” Dash said.

“Gonna be tough unless you can swim a few miles and breath underwater.” He said “These be merfolk lassie, even out best guards got trounced by’em.”

“Merfolk.” Rarity said in surprise “I’ve never seen one in person before.”

“They came into town a few weeks ago, started robbing ships and took over the tavern.” The man said “Ain’t no one able to make a decent living with them mucking about the place.”

“Took over the tavern, I thought you said they were Merfolk?” Dash asked.

“Merfolk can breathe on land or air.” Applejack explained “Makes them fierce.”

“You said they were at the tavern, maybe we can learn more there?” Fluttershy suggested.

The girls agreed and headed through town. The streets smelled of fish as the few remaining merchants with stock attempted to sell their wares before they expired and around there were pirated and dockhands unable to work due to the blockade.

“YAHAHAA!”

Sounds like something exciting.” Dash laughed hearing a bottle shatter inside the tavern.

“Let’s be careful who knows what they’re doing.” Fluttershy shivered.

They opened the door and headed inside. The tavern was mostly turned upside down, tables flipped, chairs thrown against the walls, it reeked of booze and salted foods.

“How hygienic.” Rarity said stepping over an empty bottle.

“Bar wench another round!” a woman cheered.

Sitting throughout the bar were a group of women, all had exotic skin tones from green to blue, red and purple, all colors of the rainbow here, their skin was scaly but with a wet sheen too it and they had fins on their wrists, elbows and ankles. The merfolk sported sharp teeth and gills along the neck as well along with solid black eyes like eels.

“Whatdda we have here ladies, another bunch of adventures trying to shove us back to sea?” A woman with an elaborate hat stood up, the skull and crossbones tattoo on her stomach fully visible surrounded by a shark jaw outline, her scales were a pale white and her eyes a sharp red.

The other pirates laughed and made a point to flash their sabers and daggers.

“We’re the White Shark Pirates.” The woman stepped up “Me sisters and I have been plundering the seas for a generation just like our mothers and our mothers before them.”

“Sisters?” Dash raised an eyebrow “Is that like a metaphor?”

“Aye it is.” The Captain said “But some of us do be related by blood, but I consider any lady on my crew family.”

“You have a name?” Dash stepped up to the taller woman.

“Captain Pina Pineapple.” She said.

“Pineapple, hey AJ think you’re related.” Dash joked.

“Not everyone with a fruit based last name is related you know.” AJ sighed “But, Pineapple, feel like I heard Granny mention having a cousin named Costa Pineapple that was a pirate.”

“Wait a sec.” Pina stepped up “My grandpappy’s name was Costa. Are you an Apple?”

“Yes Ma’am.”

“Well small world, I think we’re cousins.” Pina laughed “My Grandaddy used to be a pirate then he fell in love with a siren and now me and all me sisters are continuing the family tradition!”

AJ laughed and mentioned some things about her side of the family.

“Ha, seems like our family has a thing for exotic species.” Pina laughed.

“Well cuz it’s great to get to know ya, but we’ve got a job to do, ya can’t keep shuttin down this whole port.” AJ told her.

“Aye I suppose, but just picking up shop, nah that ain’t the pirates way.” Pina told her.

“What should we do captain, gut’ em like sea slugs?” a crewman asked.

“Easy girls, no reason to have your blades so twitchy.” Pina said “Tell ya what, pirate pride says we ain’t leaving, but I ain’t really in the mood for a brawl you see, so how about we settle this like true pirates, with a game a chance?

“Umm well?” AJ scratched her chin.

“Me and three of me best girl’s vs you and three of yours.” Pina said holding her webbed hand out “You win and we’ll bust up out blockade and head back out to sea.”

“And if you win?” Twilight asked.

“If I win…You all join me crew!” she laughed “So we have a deal.”

“We’ll totally kick her butt.” Dash said.

“But if we lose, we’ll be pirates.” Rarity said “I’m not fit for he seas, the salt water will destroy my hair!”

“We have to make them leave, this seems safest.” Twilight said.

“Right.” AJ nodded “Okay, it’s a deal.”

The shook and agreed to play.

“Okay it’ll be Me, my first mate Kona Sugarloaf, my helmsman Mordilona Pineapple and my sharpshooter Singapore Red.”

Three merfolk stepped up. Kona a thin pink merfolk, Mordilona a dark blue busty Merfolk and lastly Singapore who was a red Merfolk with a large as and a swordfish like nose.

“Who be playin for ye?” Pina asked.

Agreeing to play were AJ, Dash, Twilight and Rarity.

“Guess we’ll watch.” Pinkie smiled sitting with the pirate’s gallery “Hey you guys know any cool pirate songs?”

“So what are we playing?” Twilight asked.

“The true pirate’s game of chance, one where not only luck but pride be on the line.” Pina said “Strip Poker!”

The pirates all cheered and the Stellar Six players sighed.

“What have we gotten into.” Rarity sighed.

“Wait a sec.” Dash said as they got cards out “Pirates aren’t the most trustworthy, why should we believe you won’t cheat with your own cards.”

“We made a wager on the fate of lady luck.” Kona said.

“It’d be a stain on pirated code honor to cheat after that.” Mordilona explained.

“You can check the cards if you want, nothing fishy about them, well except that they come from us fish.” Pina laughed “oh I crack meself up!”

Twilight used a spell to magically inspect the cards and found nothing wrong with them, they agreed to play.

“Rules are simple, everyone starts with four pieces of clothing, think of them like lives.” Pina said “Tops, bottoms, panties, in that order, last one left on a hand keeps what they got, you lose you ditch in the order listed before, no folding either you’re putting your faith in Lady Luck and the Goddess of the Seven Seas.”

“Doesn’t our world only have like five oceans?” Twilight asked.

“It be an expression.” The pirate captain sighed “Now the last one left with her knickers on be the winner of this little game, so let’s get started already landlubbers.”

The barmaid had been selected as the dealer, she shuffled and delt the first hand.

Applejack had a King and a 7, Dash a 7 and 8, Twilight a 2 and a 4, and Rarity a 9 and a 3

For the Pirates Pina had 7 and 5, Kona 8 and 7, Mordilona a Queen and King and lastly Singapore had 9 and a Jack.

Everyone stared each other down.

“Wonder what y’all are working with, let’s keep going wench.”

The dealer turned over three cards for the table. 3, 5, 5.

Pina smirked as the cards turned in her favor, the others noticed this and got a bit worried but there were still two more cards to be played this round.

The next card was a 10.

Pina hummed, trying to hide her good hand as the last card turned.

The River card was another 3.

“Let’s see what you have ladies.”

Most had what showed on the table, two pair, 3’s and 5’s.

“Full House, 3’s over 5’s.” Rarity smiled showing her hand.

“Lucky, lucky.” Pina smiled “But lady luck’s smiling on me, Full house 5’s over 3’s sweet cheeks!”

That left Pina as the winner of round one meaning everyone else had to lose their top.

“Didn’t know landlubbers had such nice knockers.” Kona said removing her own top and exposing her small perky pink tits while the girl’s massive busts are on display.

“Good luck swimming with those pontoons when you join the crew girls.” Singapore laughed.

Merfolk were usually more athletic and less curvy, unlike our heroes.

“Just deal the next hand.” Dash grumbled.

Cards were reshuffled and delt

AJ had 8 and 9, Dash 3 and 6, Twilight King and a 7, Rarity an Ace and an 8

Pina was working with a 10 and a 5, Kona a 7 and 6, Mordilona a 3 and 9 and lastly Singapore had 6 and 4.

“Try not to get too distracted on this hand ladies.” Dash puffed her blue breasts out, using her two cards to cover her nipples.

“Cute trick.” Mordilona laughed “I was gonna say the same to you.”

The Flop came out, 5, Queen and 10

Once again Pina, the only one fully clothed, seemed pleased with her cards, Applejack wasn’t fretting yet if she could get a Jack she’d have a strong straight. The others were all dealing with far less useful cards.

Then came the Turn, a 6.

Not knowing what the others had made Dash smile, at least she had a pair to work with, but this final card would decide things.

The last card this hand was a Queen.

Once again almost everyone had a similar hand off the cards showing, though there were three outliers.

“Two Pair, Queens and 6’s.” Dash smiled.

“Same.” Singapore showed her cards.

“A tie?” Rarity said.

“Not so fast lassie.” Pina laughed showing her cards “Lady Luck sure is smiling on me, two pair, Queens and 10’s!”

“Seriously?!” Dash nearly flipped the table in frustration.

“Seems like you all only have on life left.” Pina smiled.

The girls all stood up and removed their lower garments, asses still covered by their rather tiny underwear.

“Well at least we’re getting a show.” Singapore smiled checking out Rarity’s ass.

“No reason to be uncouth.” She huffed.

“Let’s deal the last hand, I wanna win already.” Pina said “Anyone of my pirates wins this hand and it’s game over for you girls, you’ll be swabbing the deck by sundown.”

The girls felt cold on the bar chairs as the third hand was dealt.

This time the heroes hands were, AJ with a 7 and 4, Dash with a King and a 2, Twilight with a J and 6, and Rarity with a 4 and a 2

For the Pirates Pina had a King and 9, Kona had 4 and an Ace, Mordilona had a 7 and an Ace, and Singapore had a 10 and an 8.

“Hope you girls aren’t feeling the heat.” Singapore stretched her legs out and rubbed against Dash’s meaty thigh.

“HMM!” Dash moaned a bit “Not at all, cool as a sea cucumber.”

“Oh the blue one had jokes.” Mordilona chuckled.

“You’re blue too stupid.” Dash stuck her tongue out.

“Why you-!”

If you two don’t stop bickering you’ll both be walking the plank.” Pina glared adjusting her hat “Now let’s deal.”

The three flop cards were, a 10 an 8 and a 2.

For the first time Pina was a bit stressed as she got nothing from the start, though her compatriot Singapore was pleased to be showing two pair already while Dash and Rarity both worked with a pair of twos.

“At least it’s something.” Dash thought.

“I refuse to lose to these thugs.” Rarity pouted and scanned the table.

They flipped the next card and it was a nine, putting the pirate’s odds even farther ahead.

“Let’s see if this is the end for ye?” Pina smiled “Deal the last card.”

The final paper flipped and showed a Jack. Everyone flipped their cards.

“Singapore wins with two pairs Tens and Eights.”

“Haha kiss my scaly red butt.” Singapore laughed.

“Whoa they really lost?!” Pinkie gasped “I did not see that coming.”

“we have to be pirates, I don’t wanna be a pirate!” Fluttershy said in a panic.

“Well seems like luck wasn’t on your side today.” Pina smiled taking a drink and looking at the four naked girls “Ah well, pack up girls we’re outta here.”

“Huh?” Kona blinked “but captain we won.”

“Yeah, but I’m getting bored of this town, was planning on leaving anyway.” She shrugged “Was good to have one last bit of fun before we hit the seas.”

She turned to the Stellar Six “And tell ya what you don’t have to join us, I was just teasing.”

“Really?” Rarity said picking her clothes up.

“Sure.” Pina gave her ass a smack “Sides we’re a crew of water breathers you’d all just be in the way since you can’t breath like we can, so I’ll tell you what you’re free to go, but you’ll owe us one, I’m sure I’ll think of a way to cash in that favor, alright cuz?”

“Suppose that’s fair.” AJ shrugged as her tanned bust bounced a bit.

“Right then, girls clean this mess up and be on the ship in an hour, that’s an order.” Pina said.

“Aye-Aye Captain!” the crew said hurriedly putting the bar back in order.

“I guess it all worked out.” Twilight said.

“You’re lucky the captain is being so generous.” Kona said.

“Yeah if she wasn’t so happy you’d all be sleeping at the bottom of the sea I bet.” Mordilona huffed.

“Next time we meet we’ll beat you guys again.” Singapore smirked at Dash.

“Next time we won’t be playing stupid card games.” Dash cracked her knuckles a bit.

The pirates followed their captain and sailed off, breaking their blockade.

“Well, this was an interesting trip.” Rarity sighed “I’m just glad they left without us.”

“Yeah, they were fun hope we meet them again.” Pinkie Pie smiled “But umm, you guys gonna put some clothes on already, the game’s over.”

“RIGHT!”

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AN

Thank you for reading. Feedback is appreciated. Feel free to message me any questions or concerns.

Suggest ideas for the future (Like what favor the pirates might cash in)

So ,I used a poker hand randomizer for this chapter, I guess it’s kinda funny how the pirates always got such great hands, but it made for a fun twist and a good future plot hook

Till Next Time!