Cry Baby Lane

In this city
There is an old man telling tales to kids
He hopes they'll never truly believe
But these kids will never rest
Until they know the truth

In the woods
Is a stoner hiding a tape recorder
To fool his friends one late October eve
But he may soon discover that
His joke is more serious than it seems

Cry Baby Lane
Is in my mind, and in my sights
I am not prepared for the possible frights
I may perceive, due to events

In the olden days
There is a farmer with two siamese twins
One's evilness faces the farmer with a choice
He has to saw their body in half
This is quite a laugh

Cry Baby Lane
Is in my mind, and in my sights
The evil one is controlling everyone's mind
So now he has to fight

In the city that I mentioned a while back
The stoner has to find a way to save his town before it's too late
And though he was an ass before these strange events
He has since changed

In the cornfield,
The stoner's faced with quite a predicament
Kiss his possessed friend or face something called Chi-Chi
He notices a spider crawling up her tongue
Eventually, he saves the day, leading us to say
So cliche

Cry Baby Lane
Is in my mind, and in my sights
A movie filled with frights
When you're a child, living

In the USA,
A child sees and is traumatized
Leading Nick to ban the movie from the public's eyes
Cry Baby Lane